With alcohol, you are childish, vulgar, insane and $50 poorer.
Ah, but let's not forget inebriated chicks pay top dollar to see that sorta stuff. So alcohol will earn Strike lotsa money!
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Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one -Brenus
Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
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