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    I prefer making love to Mary Jane. Pure heaven!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    I haven't had alcohol in years, and I am all the better for it. It is a waste of money, tastes awful, and being drunk is akin to banging your head against the wall and trying to piece together a calculas equation at the same time (not a pleasant experience).
    I'll admit to loving some wine, perhaps more than I ought to... but I don't understand why anone would willingly attempt to do calculus equations, regardless of sobriety.

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    Without alcohol me sticking my genitals in frosting would seem childish, vulgar and insane
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Without alcohol me sticking my genitals in frosting would seem childish, vulgar and insane
    With alcohol, you are childish, vulgar, insane and $50 poorer.
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    Don't make a habit out of drinking so early, enjoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    With alcohol, you are childish, vulgar, insane and $50 poorer.
    Ah, but let's not forget inebriated chicks pay top dollar to see that sorta stuff. So alcohol will earn Strike lotsa money!
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnhughthom View Post
    Personally I genuinely enjoy a good rum, and an ice cold pint of Erdinger after a days work is heaven. I think alcopops taste foul, except for "Mac & Ernies Alco Cola" which I got wasted on many years ago and have never seen again, if it wasn't for a friend also remembering it I would assume it was a dream.
    A good pint after a days work. Agreed. Or a good pint after a hard football match is equally as good.
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    Just remember, it's after noon somewhere in the world.
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    I only drink on days beginning with T

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Ah, but let's not forget inebriated chicks pay top dollar to see that sorta stuff. So alcohol will earn Strike lotsa money!
    I guess that everything is bigger in Texas.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    I guess that everything is bigger in Texas.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice View Post
    If it tastes awful, you are not drinking the correct stuff.
    Or you don't like the flavor of the alcohol itself. I don't, which is why I'm not a drinker. It's very hard to be one when all hard drinks have the distinct feature of tasting like someone mixed in nail polish remover. There are very few beers I can stand. I MUST shanty wine with either pop or fruit juice. And I'll only drink coolers.
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    I don't drink before midday very often, but I will do it before music festivals or if I am going out to watch a sporting event all day. Basically anything where being drunk can only enhance the experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
    I don't drink before midday very often, but I will do it before music festivals or if I am going out to watch a sporting event all day. Basically anything where being drunk can only enhance the experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lars573 View Post
    Or you don't like the flavor of the alcohol itself. I don't, which is why I'm not a drinker. It's very hard to be one when all hard drinks have the distinct feature of tasting like someone mixed in nail polish remover. There are very few beers I can stand. I MUST shanty wine with either pop or fruit juice. And I'll only drink coolers.
    I stand by my orginal comment.



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