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Askthepizzaguy
12-29-2009, 23:34
I should have closer to 40 orders in now. Keep them coming, I am itching to do the writeups for this round. :2thumbsup:

Wishazu
12-29-2009, 23:58
ok, my turn 5 orders are in now mate.

Splitpersonality
12-30-2009, 00:26
Orders in, enjoy :bounce:

Captain Blackadder
12-30-2009, 00:26
Ohhhh whats going to happen atpg? Something very interesting I hope

Askthepizzaguy
12-30-2009, 00:27
I can't tell you what happens until I know, and I won't know until everyone sends in orders. :bounce:

Confederate Jeb
12-30-2009, 14:36
Turn 5? I thought we were still on turn 4?

If that's the case I never got my turn 5 pm. :(

Captain Blackadder
12-30-2009, 15:10
We are on turn 5 which menas you only should have recieved turn 4 write up as turn 5 is still in sending orders stage.

Askthepizzaguy
12-31-2009, 07:22
Okay, I don't have many people's orders, and I'm imposing a deadline of midnight tonight. You have less than 24 hours; I gave you plenty of time and an extension or two. :no:

I gotta get things moving again.

Sigurd
12-31-2009, 11:22
Give us a list of those you are missing that we might all receive a confirmation that you have ours at least.

Askthepizzaguy
12-31-2009, 19:15
A Very Super Market, CCRunner, Centurion1, Elite Ferret, Ephrum, Jolt, Karo, Paulus Tertius, rhawn, WilliamWallace

According to my most recent count. That's a sizeable chunk, but the game must go on. I'll continue to accept orders until the battles are all rolled, after that I do the character cards and I won't be re-writing those.

Centurion1
12-31-2009, 21:52
im working on it atpg......

Diamondeye
01-01-2010, 17:25
CC's skiing.

Askthepizzaguy
01-03-2010, 04:26
UPDATE:

I am missing orders from all the following people:

CCRunner, Ephrum, Paulus Tertius, WilliamWallace

PROGRESS:


I have read and copied all your orders.
I have moved all the players on the map.
I have moved the El Gigante creature.
I have moved the NPC zombies.
I have randomized your item drops.


STILL TO COME:


I need to roll all the battles. This is what I'm doing next.

Character Cards. (Approximately 20 hours of work, this is why it takes 2 sittings or more)



Edit: Took a look at who is battling this round:

MWAHAHAHAHHAA... Oh this is going to take a while, but it shall be worth it. Blood will be spilled everywhere this time.

:evil:

Wishazu
01-03-2010, 11:14
Can`t wait. As long as I survive that is.

Diamondeye
01-03-2010, 14:34
Oh yeah! If I knew the smiley codes on this forum better I would post alot of machinegun-firing ones right now!

:laugh4:

Beefy187
01-03-2010, 14:44
its smg with :: at both side :beam:

Captain Blackadder
01-03-2010, 15:02
UPDATE:

I am missing orders from all the following people:

CCRunner, Ephrum, Paulus Tertius, WilliamWallace

PROGRESS:


I have read and copied all your orders.
I have moved all the players on the map.
I have moved the El Gigante creature.
I have moved the NPC zombies.
I have randomized your item drops.


STILL TO COME:


I need to roll all the battles. This is what I'm doing next.

Character Cards. (Approximately 20 hours of work, this is why it takes 2 sittings or more)



Edit: Took a look at who is battling this round:

MWAHAHAHAHHAA... Oh this is going to take a while, but it shall be worth it. Blood will be spilled everywhere this time.

:evil:


Yeah I suspected this much quite frankly i was suprised that more fights hadn't happened earlier. This makes me think that most people have now picked up enough weapons to make them think they are safe.

Diamondeye
01-03-2010, 15:15
its smg with :: at both side :beam:

:curtain: thanks!


:smg::smg::smg::smg::smg:

Askthepizzaguy
01-03-2010, 19:11
Yeah I suspected this much quite frankly i was suprised that more fights hadn't happened earlier. This makes me think that most people have now picked up enough weapons to make them think they are safe.

I had designed the game so that mostly everyone would have some time before "4377" started raining down on people. Gives you time to find a weapon, an ally, and time to kiss your butt goodbye.

:quiet:





Update:


Battles are all rolled. (Very exhausting this time)


Next up:


Character Cards

seireikhaan
01-04-2010, 22:29
Update:


Battles are all rolled. (Very exhausting this time)

Oh deary. :sweatdrop:

Major Robert Dump
01-04-2010, 22:35
My only weapon is my mind. I swear.

Askthepizzaguy
01-04-2010, 23:09
Oh deary. :sweatdrop:

Uh yes.... I am afraid some people will be dead before they hit the ground. But in order to be suspenseful, I won't say who-oooooo..... :quiet:

And character cards will also be a beast this time. You're killing me, guys. :laugh4: I did it to myself I suppose. I'm officially crying uncle, this game has finally kicked my ***.

Note: The game continues, but at Pizzaguy-with-a-busted-brain pace.

Cultured Drizzt fan
01-04-2010, 23:15
Uh yes.... I am afraid some people will be dead before they hit the ground. But in order to be suspenseful, I won't say who-oooooo..... :quiet:

And character cards will also be a beast this time. You're killing me, guys. :laugh4: I did it to myself I suppose. I'm officially crying uncle, this game has finally kicked my ***.

Note: The game continues, but at Pizzaguy-with-a-busted-brain pace.

This is going to be the first game in history to kill its host! :laugh4::laugh4:


How is it that you can do this and yet still pick me out as a power role and create a huge :daisy: case against me in Creeping Darkness? :brood:..... Talk about multitasking. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

ULC
01-04-2010, 23:17
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Oh deary. :sweatdrop:

If I told you I knew your fate, would you scream? :evilgrin:

Greyblades
01-04-2010, 23:18
Uh oh.

Askthepizzaguy
01-04-2010, 23:24
How is it that you can do this and yet still pick me out as a power role and create a huge :daisy: case against me in Creeping Darkness?

Because I am Askthepizzaguy, and I am relentless.

seireikhaan
01-04-2010, 23:26
Because I am Askthepizzaguy, and I am relentless.
Good to know. Now, back to being unrelenting on character cards. :whip:

:tongue2:

Askthepizzaguy
01-04-2010, 23:28
Yes sir!

I'll make it a game, see? I'll see how many I can do before I pass out.

Diana Abnoba
01-04-2010, 23:32
Can't wait til the write-up, should be a good one, by the way this sounds. :2thumbsup:

atheotes
01-05-2010, 00:32
:furious3::furious3::furious3:

:wall::wall::wall:

:no::no::no:

:sad::sad::sad:

:help:

Renata
01-05-2010, 00:39
So you got your character card? :)

Askthepizzaguy
01-05-2010, 00:54
Update:

I have completed 10/60 character cards. I am doing them in roughly alphabetical order. If you seem to have been skipped, it doesn't mean I don't like you; it simply means I want to spend more time working on yours.

If I do the quick ones first, maybe I will remain partly sane.

Centurion1
01-05-2010, 02:12
you poor poor boy, i hope alot of people (not counting me) will die so you can relax a little.

Cultured Drizzt fan
01-05-2010, 02:17
you poor poor boy, i hope alot of people (not counting me) will die so you can relax a little.

You just signed your own death warrant :skull:

ULC
01-05-2010, 02:17
you poor poor boy, i hope alot of people (not counting me) will die so you can relax a little.

Couple issues with that, one being that dead people come back, the second is that most dead people don't stay dead again :laugh4:

Splitpersonality
01-05-2010, 02:18
I'll be glad to thin out some of the competition... Just give me a super weapon, or even better super powers!

Centurion1
01-05-2010, 02:24
You just signed your own death warrant :skull:

psh you wish you could, you could be a zombie and approach me in cooperate mode, its in your nature.

:clown:

Seon
01-05-2010, 02:25
I'll be glad to thin out some of the competition... Just give me a super weapon, or even better super powers!

...I think there is a mechanic for that ie: turned into Omega Creature

Cultured Drizzt fan
01-05-2010, 02:26
psh you wish you could, you could be a zombie and approach me in cooperate mode, its in your nature.

:clown:

...... Maybe.......

Centurion1
01-05-2010, 02:30
cant even deny it......

you know when i decide that you arent on the same side? when you dont ask to team up. lol i send as many offers for teamwork as you though. :clown:

Major Robert Dump
01-05-2010, 03:46
Yeah but teaming up requires one takes a vulnerable turn to do so, so it would be in ones interest to get armed first, then join a group in progress, as opposed to lumbering around aimlessly and unarmed and in seek coop

Centurion1
01-05-2010, 16:58
it wasnt serious it was joke on past games

Diamondeye
01-05-2010, 17:30
Is there any sort of ETA on the next update? I'll gladly help write the text if it shortens the wait :laugh4:

:clown:

Askthepizzaguy
01-05-2010, 20:29
I have done 20 out of 60 character cards now.

There's a bunch of battles and a "cluster" of people or two, and that REALLY makes doing the character cards difficult, for various reasons.

ETA on the writeup is: When I am done the cards. Hopefully will have done 30/60 by midnight tonight.

Double A
01-06-2010, 02:48
Cluster? You mean Gigante bait?

Askthepizzaguy
01-06-2010, 03:13
Yes... there was some of that. :laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy
01-07-2010, 01:34
I am now up to 41/60 character cards done, hoping to do a bunch more before midnight.

Sorry for the continued delay.

Askthepizzaguy
01-08-2010, 00:25
I am now finished with 57/61 character cards (forgot that the dead still get one... :sweatdrop:)

I will now spend extra time on the remaining four, and post the Public Writeup for Phase Five before midnight tonight.

FINALLY!!!! :sweatdrop: :sweatdrop: :sweatdrop:

Wishazu
01-08-2010, 00:30
Cheers ATPG, I just read mine. I can`t wait for the next writeup.

[Deleted some info as per ATPG's post #803 - GH]

Captain Blackadder
01-08-2010, 00:38
Yaah can't wait to see the write up

Amsel
01-08-2010, 00:50
Oh excellent.

I thought I got ambushed by a zombie horde earlier today, but it turns out they were just taking advantage of the January sales.

Double A
01-08-2010, 01:17
Sorry to disappoint you, but those are zombies.

Askthepizzaguy
01-08-2010, 01:29
Cheers ATPG

Shhh... don't announce what you've been doing please. :bow:

Crazed Rabbit
01-08-2010, 01:37
:stare:

I have more to say, but I'll wait till after the write up is posted.

CR

Double A
01-08-2010, 01:45
Oooh, do tell!

Crazed Rabbit
01-08-2010, 01:54
I'm sure you'll see some things in the write up.

Come to think of it, what happened to me is eerily reminiscent of a certain movie.

CR

Wishazu
01-08-2010, 02:02
Shhh... don't announce what you've been doing please. :bow:

Sorry mate but im not sure how i could have revealed anything.

atheotes
01-08-2010, 02:48
....

[No- Khaan]

Askthepizzaguy
01-08-2010, 03:22
The Phase Five writeup is finally done... (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=2410742#post2410742)


THANK YOU ALL for your patience. Sorry this game is kicking my butt so bad.

Splitpersonality
01-08-2010, 03:31
Yay!

Great writeup, hooray for still surviving! :D

Cultured Drizzt fan
01-08-2010, 03:31
Very subtle Pizza.....:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Seon
01-08-2010, 03:31
Seems as if all the Plague Demons are distracted by something pink and very, very important.

Stildawn
01-08-2010, 03:36
Hmm i thought something about me would be in there awww :( lol.

Double A
01-08-2010, 03:46
No the one with the sword looked like he was distracted by something else... no pink thingy mentioned in his part.

ULC
01-08-2010, 03:56
Oh, can't wait till the fun starts. You'll all love the next round :evilgrin:

Askthepizzaguy
01-08-2010, 04:04
Sorry mate but im not sure how i could have revealed anything.

You didn't reveal that much. However, if everyone in the game revealed what mode they are in (cooperation, stealth, search, assassin mode...) it would grant a basic knowledge of what was going on in the game. And so I can't have that happen.

But, that means I also can't allow any one person to say they're in a certain mode, and have been for several phases... that's also clues.

It's really no big deal, but the rule is basically "radio silence" regarding what you're doing unless you're talking directly to someone near you or via a walkie-talkie.

:bow:

Crazed Rabbit
01-08-2010, 04:34
Lousy useless combat rating *grumbles*

Figures my target would come across dynamite and be able to make bombs as fast as I fired bullets.

Why not just call it a holy hand grenade? :sweatdrop:

CR

Askthepizzaguy
01-08-2010, 04:48
I am really sorry your character exited the game so quickly, CR. :embarassed:

The thing that held you back was that you only had your starting weapon, which is a decent enough starting weapon (compared to the nothing that most people got), and your orders were to stand your ground and not run. That leaves you vulnerable if your opponent has a better weapon of practically any kind.

I have to believe, with a better weapon (or even better rolls of the dice) you would have won easily.

White_eyes:D
01-08-2010, 06:01
"He who fights and runs away; lives to see another day"~Kessel

Remember that CR:bow:....always have an exit plan or your just fighting on the "opponents terms". You want him to fight you where your strong and he is not....and pursing a wounded opponent is just asking for trouble....:no:

seireikhaan
01-08-2010, 06:02
"He who fights and runs away; lives to see another day"~Kessel

Remember that CR:bow:....always have an exit plan or your just fighting on the "opponents terms". You want him to fight you where your strong and he is not....and pursing a wounded opponent is just asking for trouble....:no:
On the other hand, letting a wounded opponent flee to fight another day can be a fatal mistake.

Askthepizzaguy
01-08-2010, 06:17
I know a way we can settle this old debate...

1. Use whatever strategy you like
2. See what happens
3. Compare notes after the game.

:2thumbsup:

White_eyes:D
01-08-2010, 06:27
On the other hand, letting a wounded opponent flee to fight another day can be a fatal mistake.

It was a mistake in his case....he should have got a better gun first....:laugh4:

naut
01-08-2010, 08:53
Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

CR and CCRunner got destroyed. Really. :skull:

Death is yonder
01-08-2010, 11:46
Well, that was an interesting phase!

Good luck to my replacement, Reenk, you'll need it :thumbsup:

Wishazu
01-08-2010, 12:07
Another excellent writeup. Well done ATPG.

I`ve sent my orders in for turn 6. The last turn made me want to :wall: Anyways, hurry up everyone please :whip: :beam:

FactionHeir
01-08-2010, 12:37
Poor guy. Killed someone and then transforms into a mutant thing.

In regards to those monsters walking off, maybe someone activated some sort of beacon?

Wishazu
01-08-2010, 12:42
Who transformed?

Askthepizzaguy
01-08-2010, 13:22
A fellow who killed someone with the dynamite sticks in the most recent killings, then immediately doubled over and started coughing up blood.

Similar events have happened before; it's happened a total of three times now, starting on phase three. However, that doesn't guarantee transformation... it only means someone has gotten very ill.

Confederate Jeb
01-08-2010, 14:54
Stay away from the bridges people!

Two more bite the dust. This is getting interesting...especially with what looks like someone getting the affects of the virus.

Centurion1
01-08-2010, 14:57
great writeup atpg. and someone needs to clean out their panties.

Diamondeye
01-08-2010, 15:28
Oh, can't wait till the fun starts. You'll all love the next round :evilgrin:

:yes:
:laugh4:
:smg:

Diana Abnoba
01-08-2010, 17:15
WOW!!! Great write-up, well not to the players who are dead now. :no:

It is getting very dangerous around this town :help:

Wishazu
01-08-2010, 18:43
Also it seems that the same person has been fleeing from someone or something for about 3 or 4 phases now, sucks to be them lol.

Renata
01-08-2010, 19:27
Oh I don't know, I'd think it would suck to be the pursuer, too. "I keep trying to kill you and you Just Won't Die!!!!111!!" Hahaha.

Joooray
01-08-2010, 19:30
Awesome write up there, Atpg. As always. Hope this round will not take as long as the last one.
So people send in your orders!! :stare: Oh wait, I haven't send my in yet either. :sweatdrop:

Stuck in Pi
01-08-2010, 21:02
Phew. Thank goodness i'm still alive.

Wishazu
01-08-2010, 21:56
Phew. Thank goodness i'm still alive.

But for how long? lol

Crazed Rabbit
01-08-2010, 22:28
Phew. Thank goodness i'm still alive.

Not for long I bet.

CR

Stildawn
01-08-2010, 22:43
The thing is that some people need to discuss things over time zones lol which takes ages lol. Before orders are sent.

Askthepizzaguy
01-08-2010, 23:17
If you prefer I can extend the round more than 48 hours. Thinking on it, it is a short time.

So yeah... go ahead and take your time. But we still need to get the game moving faster than it was. 3 or 4 days is really all I could give you.

seireikhaan
01-08-2010, 23:19
I think 2 days should be plenty of time. This game will take forever if we go much longer.

Askthepizzaguy
01-08-2010, 23:33
As it stands I have like 10 orders in. That's to be expected for the first day.

However, I'd hate to have to proceed with 30 orders, that's basically game-breaking. I won't do that, as El Gigante will simply roam around the city pounding stationary clusters of people, while the zombies and murderers who get their orders in have a field day.

I'd have to extend the phase if I only get half orders. But if I can get 50 orders (that's 1/6th of the player roster inactive :brood: which is still TERRIBLE) then I shall proceed.

Renata
01-08-2010, 23:57
Oh, I'll definitely send mine within the 48.

Askthepizzaguy
01-09-2010, 01:22
According to my records, at least one of you picked up a Black Herb during one of these rounds.

However, I did not mark it down properly.

Please contact me PRIVATELY (and be honest) and claim that you found the Black Herb, so I can make a note of it.

Double A
01-09-2010, 05:22
I found one dozen black herbs, and a tank that can fly.

You just forgot to record it.

Joooray
01-09-2010, 14:00
So am I right in believing we have until Sunday night to send in orders? I always get confused with the way you set the deadline.

Askthepizzaguy
01-09-2010, 22:44
Should be due in 7 hours... but I don't have nearly enough orders in. So yes, let's give it until Sunday night and see how things are then.

:whip: Hurry people!

:creep: Yeah, because I'm certainly never late with my things.... :embarassed:

Centurion1
01-10-2010, 03:20
pizza why dont you start with orders you have and do like searches and stuff. nothing that can be affected by other players who need to send in orders, but you can get a least some work done. and like get the barebones of the character cards up and then just likeadd stat numbers and new items.

Double A
01-10-2010, 04:03
But what if another player attacks the person with their orders already in?

Askthepizzaguy
01-10-2010, 04:38
pizza why dont you start with orders you have and do like searches and stuff. nothing that can be affected by other players who need to send in orders, but you can get a least some work done. and like get the barebones of the character cards up and then just likeadd stat numbers and new items.

I appreciate the thought, but I can't really touch the cards until I know where people are. That affects both the drops and the awareness. Everything, basically.

It's also a mess to start and stop a card and then I can't even send it. Sorry.

Askthepizzaguy
01-10-2010, 10:04
Do you have to be in the same tile as someone else to pass an item to them, or will adjacent tiles do?

Adjacent tiles will do. :2thumbsup:

Stildawn
01-10-2010, 10:32
Whats the deadline?

Thanks

Askthepizzaguy
01-10-2010, 10:52
It is 5AM now... aiming to end this phase by midnight tonight. 19 hours or so. Not nearly enough orders.

Major Robert Dump
01-11-2010, 05:28
This is a post to see what time it is, because i am confused


ok now i see what time it is. While I think peole are definitely taking advantage of the hosts hospitality, such hospitality is certainly warranted in a game with as many players and alliances as this one.

I havent said it yet, but thanks for all the work ATPG

Askthepizzaguy
01-11-2010, 23:26
Even past the deadline, I see orders are continuing to come in. Which is fine, even encouraged, as the game is ruined without any orders. But late isn't good.

I'll keep you guys posted on my progress, so you don't have to ask how it is coming. But I have to get to work on the stuff for Phase 6. There will be some sort of light penalty for late orders from here on out... not enough to really be a punishment but more of an incentive to do your talking and get the orders in quickly. If your orders come in past the deadline, you will not be able to use stealth mode, from the time of this post until the game ends. This means you're more likely to be picked off by snipers, serial killers, zombies, or even el gigante. You now should have enough incentive to get orders in ASAP. And I also don't accept late orders once I start doing character cards.

By the way, you can send in orders and change them later! There really is no reason not to send in orders if you're here on the .org and you have a few moments!

That said, I'd better get a move on before I get rightly accused of taking too long to do hosting stuff. :shame:

Askthepizzaguy
01-12-2010, 00:40
No orders yet list: 14

A Very Super Market
Elite Ferret
FactionHeir Nevermind, my mistake
Jolt
Joooray
Karo
Paulus Tertius
Slashandburn
Sprig
Stuck in Pi

Reenk Roink- replacement players
The Stranger- replacement players

Ephrum- In danger of being WOG'ed
WilliamWallace- WOGGED this round for inactivity with no orders.


I will now double check my inbox both here at the org and my email archives for your orders, in case I missed them.


Current Status of the game: I have entered everyone's orders into my sheet, so now I can move everyone on the map. It looks like there won't be too many battles this round besides the massive El Gigante battle, which is good news for me.

Next: Distributing items.

Greyblades
01-12-2010, 00:49
Just sent in my orders Pizza.

Askthepizzaguy
01-12-2010, 08:22
Players who did not send in orders yet: 9

Elite Ferret
Karo
Paulus Tertius
Slashandburn
Stuck in Pi

Reenk Roink- replacement players
The Stranger- replacement players

Ephrum- In danger of being WOG'ed
WilliamWallace- WOGGED this round for inactivity with no orders.


Current Status of the game:

I have accepted all your (lengthy) orders and they are now filed.
I have moved all players who sent me orders.
I have moved El Gigante.
I have moved the NPC zombies.
I have randomized item drops for all those who searched or landed on items.
I have randomized all events.


Next:


Rolling battles (Big battle to roll this time...)
Character cards.



Estimated time left: Will not have all battles rolled before I go to bed. Expect that done by midnight tonight Eastern Time. (It is 2:21AM now) I should have also started on character cards by then. Could take a day or two to do character cards. Late orders will not be accepted very shortly, as I am already at the battle rolling stage.

Wishazu
01-12-2010, 20:32
I just wanted to ask if there are any actual zombie players yet?

Askthepizzaguy
01-12-2010, 20:35
Anyone listed under "Dead" but not "Wrath of El Gigante" is presently a zombie and still considered an active, viable participant in the game. So, three.

Probably more after this round.

Renata
01-12-2010, 20:36
Should be two, not counting the WOGGED. Backwards Logic says hi to you all, by the way. (Nothing spoilerish, he just seems to be enjoying himself.)

Renata
01-12-2010, 20:36
BL, CCR, who did I miss?

Askthepizzaguy
01-12-2010, 20:37
Should be two, not counting the WOGGED. Backwards Logic says hi to you all, by the way. (Nothing spoilerish, he just seems to be enjoying himself.)

Backwards Logic
CCRunner
Crazed Rabbit

Cultured Drizzt fan
01-12-2010, 21:03
Anyone listed under "Dead" but not "Wrath of El Gigante" is presently a zombie and still considered an active, viable participant in the game. So, three.

Probably more after this round.

DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Askthepizzaguy
01-13-2010, 11:31
All battles are finally rolled.

That El Gigante battle was the most ungodly, complicated mess... I ended up using 6 sheets of paper, because the only way I could keep everything straight is by having all 6 pages side-by-side, which is tough to do on the computer screen.I cannot accept further late orders now.


Current Status of the game:


I have accepted all your (lengthy) orders and they are now filed.
I have moved all players who sent me orders.
I have moved El Gigante.
I have moved the NPC zombies.
I have randomized item drops for all those who searched or landed on items.
I have randomized all events.
Battles rolled.



Next:


Character cards. Going to be a bit late, as usual.

Centurion1
01-14-2010, 02:46
you are a god.

Captain Blackadder
01-14-2010, 03:15
I can't wait to see the result of the El Gigante battle

Stildawn
01-14-2010, 03:20
I just hope it doesnt involve me hehe

CCRunner
01-14-2010, 03:25
I can't wait to see the result of the El Gigante battleThe zombies know :evil:

Askthepizzaguy
01-14-2010, 05:42
Ok, about 13 character cards have been completed. Taking a quick break.

In alphabetical order, I am up to Csargo's card. If you haven't gotten your card yet, it may take longer to do yours than the others, especially if you're getting a zombie character card. Those take longer than the others.

Double A
01-14-2010, 06:38
Cool I'm nearly next!

Pizza do El Gigante bait get to play as zombies? I find it hard to believe a pancake can cause any harm to the humans.

Askthepizzaguy
01-14-2010, 07:28
Those who are killed by El Gigante in battle do become zombies.

Those who are killed by the Wrath of Gigante (WOG) are removed from the game entirely, after being thoroughly smashed, crushed, and punished for their inactivity after signing up to my game.

Wishazu
01-14-2010, 10:07
Is there any chance that all the character cards will be done today?

Askthepizzaguy
01-14-2010, 10:10
Today? No. But I will probably be able to get done well more than half of them. I estimate they will all be done by approximately the end of Friday.

Wishazu
01-14-2010, 20:19
ok cool!

:2thumbsup:

Askthepizzaguy
01-15-2010, 07:56
And we're up to Stildawn's character card now. I skipped many people involved in the EL Gigante battle because I want to do all of those at the same time. I'll be back for you.

Askthepizzaguy
01-16-2010, 01:07
Looks like I misread some people's location... I had them marked down as "l-number" which looks either like a lowercase L or an uppercase I.

What I'd like to ask, in the future to help me avoid this (This is my mistake of course, but I need help apparently) is if people give me both a FROM coordinate and a TO coordinate when moving, it will help me catch when people are attempting to move further than they are allowed to per round, and also help me catch errors involving where people are moving from. Not just a "Move 5 east" or something, because I can screw that up if I read where you were last round incorrectly.

Ah so I'm now redo-ing a half dozen cards or at least adding an addendum to them. Going to take some time to fix and double check, people, sorry.

White_eyes:D
01-16-2010, 02:27
And you said I was not "Organized".:laugh4:

Shame on you people.:stare:

Stildawn
01-16-2010, 04:47
It was bound to happen eventually Pizza.... Full credit for even attempting something this awesome, hard and complicated... Take your time fixing them and let me know if you need any help.

Askthepizzaguy
01-16-2010, 19:51
Holy poop that was a rough round.

Okay, everyone should have their character cards. I will now work on the public writeup. Apologies again for teh delay.

WilliamWallace is WOG'ed. Ephrum will be WOG'ed next round. Reenk Roink is inactive as well.

Askthepizzaguy
01-16-2010, 21:53
Phase Six public writeup is finished.
(https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=2416053#post2416053)
I hit the post button instead of the preview button, so I hope it is alright... :wall: Haven't spell/grammar checked it yet.

Orders to me. You have 80 hours (just over 3 days)

Beskar
01-16-2010, 21:55
It's a shame AVSM doesn't look like that in real life.

CCRunner
01-16-2010, 21:56
I loved the (completely original) inspiring speech before the battle of el gigante :beam:

Askthepizzaguy
01-16-2010, 21:57
Wasn't my idea to include it, either. :beam:

naut
01-17-2010, 04:02
You are a god. Or a very crazy man. :beam:

Beskar
01-17-2010, 04:14
You are a god. Or a very crazy man. :beam:

What is the difference?

Askthepizzaguy
01-17-2010, 04:30
Backroom-ish comment:

On second thought, I'll be nice. :)

Double A
01-17-2010, 08:59
Our Lord, Pizza be thy name. Thy cheese is warm, thy crust is crunchy, and filled with mozzarella.

Wishazu
01-17-2010, 11:43
Another good writeup there ATPG. Orders will be with you asap.

I feel a little gutted for the Bridge defenders, some evil buggers come in and spoil the party lol.

FactionHeir
01-17-2010, 12:16
I feel a little gutted for the Bridge defenders

I'm sure AVSM can identify with that feeling :grin:

On a more serious note, it seems that at least we can topple El Gigante with explosions, but other than that weapons seemed rather ineffective against it.
Well, that eye shot seemed to do a tiny bit and those golden bullets were mentioned to harm it as well.
Some things to keep in mind I suppose.

That sniper team roaming the streets also seems to pack a punch judging at how quickly The Stranger went down. I imagine their weaponry might well match EL Gigante.

Wishazu
01-17-2010, 14:37
But is that Sniper team good or bad for the town? There seem to be either alot of anti town characters or psychotic Org members.

Captain Blackadder
01-17-2010, 14:39
Well they did take out the umbrella operative so I am leaning towards good.

White_eyes:D
01-17-2010, 15:08
Yeah, but he wasn't evil either....:juggle2:(I would think:book:)

Askthepizzaguy
01-17-2010, 16:46
Ah.... but are good and evil determined by one's actions, one's goals, or one's intentions?

:mellow:

Wishazu
01-17-2010, 17:34
Well they did take out the umbrella operative so I am leaning towards good.

How do we know they weren't just firing at anyone that came into range? They most likely had no idea their last victim was an Umbrella operative...

Ironside
01-17-2010, 18:49
Yeah, but he wasn't evil either....:juggle2:(I would think:book:)

:inquisitive: "Remembers part of the prologue, rereads the prologue." :inquisitive::inquisitive:

You know something we do not? Since Umbrella caused this mess intentionally in the first place. Thus assuming that he wasn't evil, but only working for a really evil company is odd. :inquisitive:


How do we know they weren't just firing at anyone that came into range? They most likely had no idea their last victim was an Umbrella operative...

They hunted him down as he ran and hide before they attacked. Says so in the write up last round. Implies that both The Stranger and his attackers knew about eachother, or that the attackers were really scary, provoking The Stranger to flee. Also first multiple people attack, unlike the rest of the psychotic attackers that acts alone. Doesn't say more than that they don't like Umbrella people though.

There's plenty of info in those writeups. Arnold was probably attacked by the wakizashi attacker, that attacked Arnold a few rounds ago, who have gotten a new weapon or possibly from someone Arnold has previously met, as he recognise the attacker, but not well.

The golden gunner that attacked Ramon last round is probably the same person that attacked the Bridge defenders this round, or we got 2 people with golden guns (might happen). That group got a nasty betrayer obviously and was also large: 5 named, 2 unnamed, 1 bow attacker. That makes 8. And they're probably not all the same people as last round, that counted to 6 (3 flees quickly, 3 takes damage, two of them named).

Mister Scott, Luis and Sam is in the zombie zone, they've gotten almost all zombie attacks.

Something is luring the plague demons.

The random madmen attacks is hard to get together a pattern on though, more than that they're getting upgrades and are several of them.

Greyblades
01-17-2010, 18:57
You know something we do not? Since Umbrella caused this mess intentionally in the first place. Thus assuming that he wasn't evil, but only working for a really evil company is odd. :inquisitive:


Maybe he was here to clean up the mess they created?

Double A
01-17-2010, 19:29
In other words, a cover up, which would also make him evil. Or at least anti-town.

That still doesn't say anything about the snipers though.

ULC
01-17-2010, 23:07
Ah.... but are good and evil determined by one's actions, one's goals, or one's intentions?

:mellow:

Good and Evil are non-existent in any concrete sense, but exist as imaginative constructs based upon emotions. It's better to simply say that everything is neutral, and that is we who put our impressions upon the world.

White_eyes:D
01-18-2010, 02:18
:inquisitive: "Remembers part of the prologue, rereads the prologue." :inquisitive::inquisitive:

You know something we do not? Since Umbrella caused this mess intentionally in the first place. Thus assuming that he wasn't evil, but only working for a really evil company is odd. :inquisitive:
In the words of Carlos from Resident Evil 3...."We are just hired hands...Mercenaries" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhHIFLcGTSA).:book:

Backwards Logic
01-18-2010, 08:11
Backwards Logic the maniacal zombie can't help but overhear the chatter going on. He lets out a slightly crazed roar which emanates throughout the town so all can hear.

"BAH, y'all shouLd just GIVE UP I tell you, juSt GIVE UP!!! *gasp* It doesn't maTter who's on what side! *gasp*You're all gOing to diE anyway I sAy, just DIE alrEady! *gasp* SuccumB, anD you sHall be set frEe! Your onlY hope is to Die now! AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Double A
01-18-2010, 08:17
Or if you have a sniper rife and a katana.

White_eyes:D
01-18-2010, 08:53
Or if you have a sniper rife and a katana.

Overrated weapons.......you need to rely more on your Wits.:book:

Double A
01-18-2010, 09:47
Think about that once a katana is slicing through your ribcage.

White_eyes:D
01-18-2010, 11:16
Think about that once a katana is slicing through your ribcage.

Like I would wait for you to do that:rolleyes:

Seon
01-18-2010, 13:28
I wonder if there are robo-suits in this game...

White_eyes:D
01-18-2010, 14:53
I wonder if there are robo-suits in this game...

I don't know.....but I'm going to get an award(right Pizzaguy?) for something...:laugh4:
(It kinda relates to why Melee weapons are useless against me:bounce:)
Snipers....must use my head or get head shot....:sweatdrop:

ULC
01-18-2010, 14:55
I don't know.....but I'm going to get an award(right Pizzaguy?) for something...:laugh4:
(It kinda relates to why Melee weapons are useless against me:bounce:)
Snipers....must use my head or get head shot....~:sniper:

Really now, they are useless to you? Tell me, does your body function if I twist your head off and then pluck apart each member from the torso? If it does, then we can have some fun together, after my work is done...

White_eyes:D
01-18-2010, 15:00
As I mentioned.....Why would I "Wait" for that?:laugh4:

I am not going to waste time with you guys......I have more important things to do....:juggle2:

ULC
01-18-2010, 16:23
As I mentioned.....Why would I "Wait" for that?:laugh4:

I am not going to waste time with you guys......I have more important things to do....:juggle2:

Oh, so your a coward, eh? I call your bluff - I say your a pathetic, little human who has nothing going for except for the fact he is to insignificant to be paid attention to.

Your all huff and no puff, little man.

CCRunner
01-18-2010, 18:33
Backwards Logic the maniacal zombie can't help but overhear the chatter going on. He lets out a slightly crazed roar which emanates throughout the town so all can hear.

"BAH, y'all shouLd just GIVE UP I tell you, juSt GIVE UP!!! *gasp* It doesn't maTter who's on what side! *gasp*You're all gOing to diE anyway I sAy, just DIE alrEady! *gasp* SuccumB, anD you sHall be set frEe! Your onlY hope is to Die now! AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!CCRunner, the much more sophisticated zombie, can't help overhearing his companion's feeble attempts at speech.

What he means to say is ':smg:'

BTW, how long did it take you to do the font stuff for that sentence?

Backwards Logic
01-18-2010, 19:49
@CCRunner:
All I did was type what I wanted to say, then randomly highlighted letters and did random things to them, be it font, bolding, italicizing, or capitalizing it. It didn't take much more than five minutes or so.

Diana Abnoba
01-18-2010, 23:36
Well good job, I for one, enjoyed reading it. :laugh4:

White_eyes:D
01-18-2010, 23:41
Oh, so your a coward, eh? I call your bluff - I say your a pathetic, little human who has nothing going for except for the fact he is to insignificant to be paid attention to.

Your all huff and no puff, little man.

I will fight if I "need" to. But why "fight a battle and win if your going to lose the war?".
If you fight "too much" you find yourself a sitting duck:evilgrin:

Double A
01-19-2010, 02:21
At least you'll have fun dying :clown:

ULC
01-19-2010, 13:47
I will fight if I "need" to. But why "fight a battle and win if your going to lose the war?".
If you fight "too much" you find yourself a sitting duck:evilgrin:

And thus, you lose the war anyway, because you refuse to face me now, showing that you only fear me, and hide your cowardice behind a veil of pompous, deflatable guile and false wit.

Ironside
01-19-2010, 14:35
So White_eyes:D, you imply that you're an former Umbrella employee that went rogue after the company left you to die (only this time the Umbrella company is known to be bad stuff, but I digress) and that you're in a kind of armoured vehicle (that type that you keep your head up to see anything when it's no ongoing combat) that was hard to get into.

Since the tank yard is the most obvious place to get one of those (can't see any other location that would have such vehicles on the map) and it's proximity to the bridge, does that mean that we'll see a tank vs El Gigante soon? Or does that count as a fight you don't "need" to do?

Btw, does this start to count as a guessing game going to far ATPG? Well, it could just be desinformation of course.

ULC
01-19-2010, 14:38
It is disinformation - WE has nothing and he knows it.

Askthepizzaguy
01-19-2010, 15:49
So far I see a lot of entertaining fun, but I'd remind people they can't talk about what they are, which also implies that they can't talk about what they aren't as well.

Everyone is supposed to act as though they are townsfolk, or zombies when they are a zombie. Otherwise you ruin the game. Someone might see you from the shadows and pay you no mind. Spill who you are to everyone, and they would have unfair knowledge. You harm yourself, and the game, if you do so.

Greyblades
01-19-2010, 17:01
Does this extend to PM's?

Askthepizzaguy
01-19-2010, 17:19
Does this extend to PM's?

People can reveal whatever they want privately, as long as that information is shared within the boundaries I laid out in the rules, and character cards/role PMs are not quoted/copied. Players may contact me privately to discuss potentially questionable maneuvers.

My previous comment was in regards to the severe restrictions on public sharing of information; there is basically none of that allowed.

White_eyes:D
01-19-2010, 23:23
Having a Tank would be nice..:book:

Double A
01-20-2010, 01:49
No, then it would just crush you while your teammates laugh and just throw Moltov cocktails at it when it's done pummeling you.

Askthepizzaguy
01-20-2010, 08:11
It's a bit past the deadline and I am still getting orders from people. And I'm still missing plenty of orders, too.

:embarassed:

80 hours not enough time to decide what to do?

Askthepizzaguy
01-20-2010, 08:44
Csargo
Paulus Tertius
Scottishranger
Slashandburn
Sprig
Thermal Mercury
Tristan de Castelreng

if your name is on this list, I don't believe I have your orders. This is more than a third of the active player list, and I cannot advance the round. I will double check, but I know I am missing most of these orders.

Let's try for midnight tonight. You've got another 21 hours or so.

FactionHeir
01-20-2010, 10:10
Penalize late orders! :grin:

Askthepizzaguy
01-20-2010, 11:12
They already have the penalty that they can't use stealth mode now that their orders are late.

It's the lightest and fairest one I can think of. Makes them slightly more vulnerable to danger. Which is a big problem for at least one man.

Ironside
01-20-2010, 13:12
I think you should put up a warning sign after 48 hours, as it seems to be standard for about third to be too late at the deadline. The ones with complicated orders should be on time anyway and it gives a headsup for the slow ones.

btw do we ever find out the identities for the WOEG:ed ones? Might not matter if they're regular townies, but there's all those crazy people+ non-townie factions running around.

Splitpersonality
01-20-2010, 13:50
Orders in, sorry for lateness.

CCRunner
01-20-2010, 17:17
I think all late orders should be penalized by turning them into zombie-bait. That's a fiar solution (with no possible bias ~;p)

Wishazu
01-20-2010, 18:53
Who are we still waiting for?

FactionHeir
01-20-2010, 18:55
Would be nice if there were more penalties to encourage people :evilgrin:

Like...only stand and fight if you miss the extended deadline...

Askthepizzaguy
01-20-2010, 18:58
I think you should put up a warning sign after 48 hours, as it seems to be standard for about third to be too late at the deadline.

What is interesting is who is late this time. Many of these have been getting their orders in on time on a regular basis.


btw do we ever find out the identities for the WOEG:ed ones? Might not matter if they're regular townies, but there's all those crazy people+ non-townie factions running around.

Because they are removed from the game entirely, and no faction gets credit for their deaths, it's as if they weren't really part of the game. It's unimportant.

I will let you know after the game who/what they were. No sense depressing you until then. :laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy
01-20-2010, 19:04
Would be nice if there were more penalties to encourage people :evilgrin:

Like...only stand and fight if you miss the extended deadline...

Oh, I'm considering it, but...

if it is people who aren't really actually late that often, especially first time offenders, then that's way too harsh. I want people to enjoy the game regardless of RL concerns with the game (oops was busy this week...) kinda stuff. Those who are habitually late I'm just going to stop reminding to get their orders in. When I have 90% player activity, I start moving on calculating the results that round. Then it's a race against time. If they fail to meet activity three times in a row they are gone.

Ephrum is gone this phase. Reenk is next phase. There are others I am eyeing. Gigante is about to get his bloodthirst on.

atheotes
01-20-2010, 19:09
oops... did not realize 80+ hours have passed. Sorry about that. Orders sent.

Cultured Drizzt fan
01-20-2010, 23:55
I am still missing lot of Orders, So I decided that everyone now has exactly 13 hours. After that time I will begin randomly causing peoples characters to explode in showers of gore.

Splitpersonality
01-21-2010, 00:02
I am still missing lot of Orders, So I decided that everyone now has exactly 13 hours. After that time I will begin randomly causing peoples characters to explode in showers of gore.


Something's fishy here....

Isn't ATPG's large URL avatar supposed to be a burn victim, not a gold knight?


and isn't his name "ATPG" not "Cultured Drizzt Fan?"

:inquisitive:

Askthepizzaguy
01-21-2010, 00:04
Hey! Askthepizzaguy took my signature line!



Edit: See post below this one. I agree with whoever that is.

Cultured Drizzt fan
01-21-2010, 00:05
Something's fishy here....

Isn't ATPG's large URL avatar supposed to be a burn victim, not a gold knight?


and isn't his name "ATPG" not "Cultured Drizzt Fan?"

:inquisitive:

Have no idea what you are talking about split. Just get your orders in :beam:

Splitpersonality
01-21-2010, 00:07
Have no idea what you are talking about split. Just get your orders in :beam:


If you'd just check your PM box ATPG you'd see my orders were in when I said "Orders in" :whip:

Get to work on a million and a half character cards now, and a writeup, slave. :whip::whip::whip:

Askthepizzaguy
01-21-2010, 14:15
Still missing orders from:

Csargo
Paulus Tertius
Scottishranger
Slashandburn
Sprig
Thermal Mercury

Reenk is WOG'ed next phase and Ephrum is WOG'ed.

Time is almost up. I am already about to do battle rolls.

Present status of the game: (PHASE SEVEN- Writeup Phase)

I have accepted all your (lengthy) orders and they are now filed.
I have moved all players who sent me orders.
I have ordered El Gigante to stand firm and fight to the death.
I have moved the NPC zombies as per the zombie horde's wishes.
I have randomized item drops for all those who searched or landed on items.
I have randomized all events.


What I have left to do:


Battles. There should be two major ones and a couple minor ones.
Character cards. So far, I am on schedule.

Askthepizzaguy
01-23-2010, 05:37
Update: Sorry, I have overloaded myself and I needed to take a 24-hour breather. I will get back to work on this tomorrow.

Major Robert Dump
01-23-2010, 06:21
You overloaded yourself from day one, bro, but I admire the persistence. I suppose this game will break many records and go down in guild history...glad I could be a part of it.

Wishazu
01-23-2010, 09:02
Are you still accepting orders ATPG? Or is it now too late for the handful of players you mentioned above?

Askthepizzaguy
01-23-2010, 09:04
They could move, but at this point they can't participate in battles because I'm already rolling those. And no stealth mode either.

I really shouldn't be accepting them but I'd rather have something

FactionHeir
01-23-2010, 13:23
What happens if a late arrival moves and crosses the path of a berserker? :grin:

Askthepizzaguy
01-24-2010, 11:45
Okay! All battles have been rolled. I'll also be working on character cards for most of today. So expect tons of progress, as the battles are easy to describe and there weren't many of them, and those of you not involved with battles will have relatively easy character cards.

This round was a nice change of pace. But there will be much death.... much death. :evil:

Askthepizzaguy
01-24-2010, 12:27
Some of you have been given a heads up as to what is about to happen.

DO NOT COMMENT about the events of this round until the public writeup is done. That falls under the category of revealing information and is against the rules.

taka
01-24-2010, 13:07
oh noes... sounds like bad news...

Askthepizzaguy
01-24-2010, 15:06
Update:

I am now up to Khazaar's character card. (22 cards completed) I have skipped a couple that pertain to the El Gigante battle just so I can continue pumping them out at a faster rate; I'll deal with those cards afterward.

I do as many easy ones as I can before I take a break.

Beskar
01-24-2010, 15:29
Some of you have been given a heads up as to what is about to happen.

DO NOT COMMENT about the events of this round until the public writeup is done. That falls under the category of revealing information and is against the rules.

:2thumbsup:

Wishazu
01-24-2010, 15:53
Some of you have been given a heads up as to what is about to happen.

That does not fill me with confidence :no:

Askthepizzaguy
01-26-2010, 04:40
Okay I am up to White_Eyes:D character card now. I still have folks from the Gigante battle's card to do, but I can bang those out pretty quick once I get started on them. It's mostly cut and paste at that point.

I estimate I will be done by midnight tomorrow night.

Double A
01-26-2010, 04:43
Pizza you need some kind of medal for this :laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy
01-26-2010, 05:16
The encouragement is nice, but hold your applause until the game is actually finished. :bow:

If I collapse and poop out before it is done, or if people lose interest in the game and stop sending in orders, then it won't be worth all this praise.

Double A
01-26-2010, 05:20
Pizza, this game has ninjas, zombies, and a walking skyscraper.

If anyone loses interest in this game, there is seriously something wrong with their life.

Askthepizzaguy
01-26-2010, 05:28
Well that's what I think but not everyone likes what I like. :beam:

Rob_the_Celt
01-26-2010, 11:39
I said nothing...

Askthepizzaguy
01-26-2010, 12:01
Self-deleted.

Rob_the_Celt
01-26-2010, 12:55
Yes sire, forgive me sire!

Askthepizzaguy
01-26-2010, 15:34
Many thanks. :bow: Again, your post: not really a big deal, but I drew the line such that we have a safe margin of error, and people will truly realize what is absolutely game-breakingly inappropriate, and no one ever accidentally makes such a post.

Policing the minor infractions shows I mean serious business when it comes to a major one. :smash:

Carry on! Only a few more character cards to go...

Askthepizzaguy
01-27-2010, 01:32
Holy kaiser.

Okay, everyone should have their character card now, please contact me immediately if this is not the case.

taka
01-27-2010, 02:08
you have pm pizza :bow:

Double A
01-27-2010, 03:27
Pizza, how long till the write-up?

Askthepizzaguy
01-27-2010, 03:36
I need to eat and stuff. Don't wait up. Been doing cards since I got up this afternoon.

Double A
01-27-2010, 03:49
Thank you for your fanatic dedication to your game Pizzaguy.

This thing really makes my day sometimes.

Askthepizzaguy
01-27-2010, 10:45
Phase Seven writeup is posted. Death awaits you! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=2422884#post2422884)

Askthepizzaguy
01-27-2010, 11:33
Johnhughthom is replacing Rhawn, who dropped from the game.

Diamondeye
01-27-2010, 12:49
That mister Scott is a monster...

Ironside
01-27-2010, 13:06
Congratulations for the survivivors who took out El Gigante (poor fate for Richard Bauer). :2thumbsup:

Even if that improved zombie horde sounds bad. Might explain the possible fate for Tyler.


That mister Scott is a monster...

If you're a zombie or umbrella by the look of it. He does seem to have very good stats though.

Double A
01-27-2010, 13:20
YEAH DID YOU SEE THAT!?

And the rumors about my death are false, I'm just bored.

:clown:

FactionHeir
01-27-2010, 13:45
Poor ATPG got killed :no:

Nice writeup, looks like some power roles starting to emerge. Wonder who that Mister Scott guy is if the Umbrella guys were briefed about him.

Sad for those courageous bridge defenders that quite a few of them didn't make it and the SK (Patrick with dual gold pistols) or whoever that was is still on the loose.

Rob_the_Celt
01-27-2010, 13:54
Congratulations for the survivivors who took out El Gigante (poor fate for Richard Bauer). :2thumbsup:

Even if that improved zombie horde sounds bad. Might explain the possible fate for Tyler.



If you're a zombie or umbrella by the look of it. He does seem to have very good stats though.

Ah, what about the misfortunates who risked their lives with hardly any health left for the second phase in a row and died killing that thing! Double A fired the killing shot and died, you didnt congradulate him either. poor form, very poor from :inquisitive: Fine, I can see we're not appreciated! When I come back, and come back I shall, I'm gonna find ya and eat ya!

Askthepizzaguy
01-27-2010, 14:05
Does that make you Rob_Zombie?

Amsel
01-27-2010, 14:08
Poor El Gigante.

You were too beautiful for this world... :cry:

Rob_the_Celt
01-27-2010, 15:35
Does that make you Rob_Zombie?

Thats a very good point! If it does make me Rob_Zombie do I get any extra powers or abilities?

Ironside
01-27-2010, 15:48
Ah, what about the misfortunates who risked their lives with hardly any health left for the second phase in a row and died killing that thing! Double A fired the killing shot and died, you didnt congradulate him either. poor form, very poor from :inquisitive: Fine, I can see we're not appreciated! When I come back, and come back I shall, I'm gonna find ya and eat ya!

That is a very fair point, you do deserve a, :2thumbsup::army::skull::thumbsdown: as in congratulations for your victory and condolences for your death on duty for the town.
The town who will thank you by killing you on sight next time...

That's why I had trouble congratulating you who bravely died by removing a powerful threat for the town.

I guess honouring you by making you permanently stay dead should be sufficient? :clown:

Wishazu
01-27-2010, 15:56
Thats a very good point! If it does make me Rob_Zombie do I get any extra powers or abilities?

You have unlocked the "Dragula" special ability(+4 movement). You are now the envy of the zombie community in your pimped out ride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

Rob_the_Celt
01-27-2010, 16:31
Town will never take me alive... Cos I'm dead! Its too late now Ironside, you have slighted me good sir. I shall use my +4 movement points from the Dracula special ability to find you and challenge you to a "who can eat the other persons gonads first" duel!

Joooray
01-27-2010, 16:49
:furious3: That was totally uncool and uncalled for, mister with that stupid Dragonfly Katana.

I shall eat you soon though. :evilgrin:

Double A
01-27-2010, 20:37
Yeah I had 2 health, yet I still stayed to fight El Gigante.

So did Rob.

And [name missing].

But [names missing] bolted after the first fight, Rob let's eat their brains first.

Diana Abnoba
01-28-2010, 00:11
Great write up Pizzaguy! Great work killing the El Giante, sorry you died for it though. When this is all over, we will build you guys a monument in your honor. Thanks.

Double A
01-28-2010, 00:16
Cool a monument!

Ha, bet [missing name] won't ever get one of those for running away!

Wishazu
01-28-2010, 01:56
I shall use my +4 movement points from the Dracula special ability

Dragula. :yes:

Can anyone that has received a pm from me please respond asap, thanks.

Double A
01-28-2010, 01:58
Yeah Rob don't get greedy, if you get to move fast I vant to get to suck your blood!

Greyblades
01-28-2010, 03:27
Can anyone that has received a pm from me please respond asap, thanks.

Why does that make me nervous...

Double A
01-28-2010, 03:30
Why does that make me nervous...

Because... you're standing RIGHT NEXT TO ME! BRAAAAAAAINS!

Rob_the_Celt
01-28-2010, 14:10
Yeah I had 2 health, yet I still stayed to fight El Gigante.

So did Rob.

And [name missing].

But [names missing] bolted after the first fight, Rob let's eat their brains first.

You were all sayin ye were running cos he was invincible until I said I was staying and tricked ye into keeping it up, classic. ATPG missed my stirring Gladiator rip off speech this time but that's prob a good thing cos it was a bit on the dodgy side...

We had 1 health from the first go and hoped the doc would cure us for round 2. He did too in fairness so we started fighting with the whopping vitality level of 2 vs the games most powerful character and we won. Cos we're rock hard!

I think the first thing we should do is the Thriller, then we hunt down and kill the deserters and the lads who ambushed us. Except [name missing] cos me and him were gettin the :daisy: outa here until we got distracted and one of us kinda had to live! I'll never squeal why though, screw you zombie horde!


Yeah Rob don't get greedy, if you get to move fast I vant to get to suck your blood!

Its a dracula car, you can be in the passenger seat with a pointy stick pokin stuff while I drive. Its an improvement on the last mode of transport I came up with I think! Not as cool as riding around on zombie El Gigante would have been though :no:

No tolerance and all that :daisy: - Sigurd

Jolt
01-28-2010, 19:22
Except [name missing] cos me and him were gettin the :daisy: outa here until we got distracted and one of us kinda had to live! I'll never squeal why though, screw you zombie horde!

Wait, so there are people who already know a way out? Interesting...



... - Sigurd

Rob_the_Celt
01-28-2010, 19:56
Wait, so there are people who already know a way out? Interesting...



... - Sigurd

Yep, I know 1 guy. Maybe 2, not sure about the second one or if he's a fan of escaping at all. And having seen the chit chat of the evil scum people I don't think they know about the one that me and [name_missing] know about, or that I knew about before I died and lost all memory of it and will be in no way following up on or tipping off the bad guys to cos ONE OF THEM DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTED TO MY DEATH! My new plan is Dark Falls pub, then Dark Falls nightclub, then Dark Falls chipper for food while randomly assaulting people on the way!

Askthepizzaguy
01-29-2010, 00:58
@ Rob- You've always got that colorful language. :laugh4:

By the way.

WHERE IS EVERYONE'S ORDERS???? Seriously I've got like 5 orders.

Double A
01-29-2010, 01:17
I'd send you some orders, but I have a little bit of a predicament.

Splitpersonality
01-29-2010, 01:31
I need to read that thing where it says "Orders due *In X amount of time*" more often :(

Writing up now.

Wishazu
01-29-2010, 01:52
@ Rob- You've always got that colorful language. :laugh4:

By the way.

WHERE IS EVERYONE'S ORDERS???? Seriously I've got like 5 orders.

How much time is left?

Askthepizzaguy
01-29-2010, 02:00
2 days, 4 hours.

Renata
01-29-2010, 02:50
I thought it was only four hours. :) Still, will not use that as an excuse to procrastinate. Incoming!

Rob_the_Celt
01-29-2010, 11:28
@ Rob- You've always got that colorful language. :laugh4:

By the way.

WHERE IS EVERYONE'S ORDERS???? Seriously I've got like 5 orders.

Did I swear again, [expletive removed]! I read it before I clicked post and deleted all the f words but looks like I missed one :oops:

My orders for this round are to play dead! Its a bold strategy I think, lets see how it pans out.

Diamondeye
01-30-2010, 01:56
Uhm. I am at a loss as what to do. Still, orders incoming now...

Double A
01-31-2010, 07:17
How are you progressing along? Ask yourself these questions.

1. Have you located weapons that are better than a basic pistol yet?

2. Found any healing items yet, or traded for any?

3. How much of the map have you explored?

4. Found any clues which might help you escape or advance your mission?

5. Encountered any other people? Do you wish to?

6. Do you have a plan of action? I recommend against standing still doing nothing for several turns, but it is your game, play as you will.

My answers: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.

Askthepizzaguy
01-31-2010, 07:19
Ask yourself, but don't answer publicly. ;)