The Drunkards Tavern

[Bava]

Handball World Champion 2007



oleoleoleoleolelääääääääääääääääää!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (!)

Germany, that is.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

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[Incongruous]

Oh sheesus...:embarassed:

[Bava]

Hehe, so i did post here yesterday...

[Andres]

The bottle is empty.

DA WINE DA WINE DAINE DA WINE

Why do we do that? I mean, we people, humans? It's not good for your health, drinkeing alchohol. Yet we dot it?

WHY??

DA WINE DA WINE!

Why? I mean, it makes you drunk and light in the haead. Not light, rather heavy. tired. Sleepy, like :sleeping:

Bwah, I'd best go post in the mafia threads, before I enjoy my degustiative.

If I play after my degusstative, I'll do something stupid.

Thank you for you ra attentions :bow:

Great thread!

~:cheers:

[Ice]

Alcohol just makes human existence so much interesting.

[Ice]

Dude... Rum.. lager.... vodka.. .so godsaf. :):):)

[Kanamori]

I've renewed my Drink For Sleep Association of America membership.~:cheers:

[Kanamori]

Damn nausea. what's the % again... my tolerance is lower than Ithought... Leffe bottle just tells me to serve in a chalice to accentuate aroma. damn:sweatdrop:

More water, less headache

[ZombieFriedNuts]

drunken stories o yes i love em

[Moros]

Ah this is where I'm gonna be this weekend. Oh yeah.

[Ice]

Oh boy so drunk.. so drunk.. i cant belive Im typing this well... rum.. and many beers. eahjkasdf!afdsfdsrfasdfa

[Ice]

holy ##Q# am I drun,. I havent been this bad for ever!

[Divinus Arma]

No time to get drunk and post here. No time to post here anyway. Yugh.

[Louis VI the Fat]

That is a pity Divinus. You're still a legend around here. ~:cheers:

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Bob? Bob
No O Welll

[The_Mark]

Okay. Eight days till The Exams are over. After that, when you hear someone shouting in the distance "NYVVERETÄÄ!", that'll be me signalling that I'm getting Drunk. Probably for a few days.

Any Belgians here who would be willing to send a keg of Leffe to Finland?

[Moros]

Tettn!

The_mark, Asked you already but what leffe? Trippel, blond, bruin,...
Kasteelbier, gotta try that too.

alcohol da is plezant, olifant olfifantt, alcohol dat is best tof, mazzeltof mazzeltof.

Worst!

[Kanamori]

Alcohol + opiates = woot!
~:cheers:

[The_Mark]

Tettn!

The_mark, Asked you already but what leffe? Trippel, blond, bruin,...
Kasteelbier, gotta try that too.

alcohol da is plezant, olifant olfifantt, alcohol dat is best tof, mazzeltof mazzeltof.

Worst!
Ja! Ich absolut brache das rrggrrgrrgleffe blonfde! aAnd I said that teo you aldready½ not that tthast that
's that importnat. Justm sen me a keg of the stuff. .'Ite 's just damn brilliant; maybe you could put a couiple of that leffe radieuse stff with that as well. :beam:

[BlackAxe3001]

WEEEEE! Me DRUNk! so some friends came over about 30mina go with alcohol on top of my 1/3 bottle of rum i finished! this qualifies for a drunkards post! YES!!! oh are girls here that qualify for babes thread oh yes fellas, good stuff! ill post pics if i gt eany good ones :yes:

[Beirut]

Hmm, first time here. I just came back from the bar. MY neighbour took me there and bought me a few beers and kamikaze while he explained that he has my woman's dog at his house and the dog is dying. he says it will cost $3000 in vet fees just to give the dog to a 50/50 chance, and even then the dog will probably require special food and twice daily injections.

My neighbour, a few houses down really, has lots of cash and says if we decide to put the dog down he wants to adopt it and take on the responsibility. He loves dogs, has lots of free time, and says that caring for Clyde, my woman's black lab, will help him make up for past sins he feels guilty of with other dogs he has had. Interesting.

My woman is at the video store right now and when she gets back I get to tell her all this. But, I do appreciate the kindness of the guy, as well as the honesty.

And so ends my first, and possibly last post in the drinkard's thread.

Dogs. I tell ya...

[The_Mark]

Dogs... What happenef to the thing? why the hell was he at your neighbours lpaceand whyth e heklll $3000? And.. just gagh?

But reall, what happened to tthe conversation s in this topic?nowadays its' just arandom somewhat drunken post about hwo drunken one is at some point. That's no ta good drunlardss' thread!

[Lemur]

For once I am utterly, completely trashed. I mean, like, trashed beyond reason. I never drink these days, so a little Easter wine puts me right under the table. Combine tat with ham, spinach salad, celery root something or another, potatoes (little ones) slathered in some sort of onion (shallots?) and vinegar (you know th kind, the kind that's fancy) and tons of other food. And cheesecake. Don't forget the cheesecake. Made by hand. Witn ginger-snaps ground up for the crust. Bloody hell, that was good. A hint of lemon in the cheesecake, too.

I;m smashed beyond recognition. I just wanted to share that. Happy Easter Bedford Falls! Happy Easter you old savings and loan! Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings!

[Lemur]

Did I mention that I'm watchnig two three-year-olds while I type this? I'm the frickin' chaperone/babysitter, and I'm drunk on alcohol and astonishing food. There oughta be a law. I'm not nearly responsible enough to watch kids in this state.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

*checks to see if there is a reward for shopping someone to child services*

[Lemur]

Other, more responsible adults have stepped in. I no longer have the mind-bending responsibility of drunkeness and three-year-olds. Although now there's a sub-one-year-old crawling up a long flight of stairs in front of me ... I'll come back later. Gotta run.

[Tyrac]

waaauty too drunk to read all these here posts.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Oi, I haven't read all the posts in this thread so sorry if somebody raised this point already, but:

I'm teh drunk.

Summer, babes, beer, wine - it doesn't stop and I haven't been this drunk for this long in a row since, well, since *somebody please pm me a funny analogy to insert here*

and tuesday I've got this date with a spanish girl I think I think sh'es spanish or i think I've got a date either one (<- Strike grammar!)

viva las guapas espagnolas! (how do you get them upside down exclamation marks?)

[discovery1]

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I am the fellow in the grey jacket towards the back.

[The_Mark]

Beautiful. Got 5 litres of vodka, a couple of cases of A. Le Coq and a little tequila, accompanied by few other high spirits. Ohh boy, am I going to get wasted some day.

[Ice]

wow so gonme. Lots of beer! (domestic) and some other stuff (cant rememver). O camn barelt type!

[Vladimir]

Leffe, Freezer, 15 minutes. :barrel:


Oohohoh...


By the by, I have home internet again.

Pr0n pr0n pr0n pRRRRRRRRRRRRR000n! :elephant:

[Kanamori]

Long story short, I had to drink a bottle of wine. If you want a fake story, just read this incredibly long, drawn out sentence about the Mexican gang-bangers who held me up at gunpoint and told me to drink a bottle of wine with them, while I was in the Southern parts of the garden state, ah hell, screw this sentence. too much bubbly

I think that those of us who post under the influence of some drug are necessarily bearing their soul to the world in way which you others are not. So, world, here is me!@ PUre, totally adultered, me.

[Reverend Joe]

You soberass panzies... the Div created this place for a reason... for people like him and me -- and ALL OF YOU!

Now DRINK, DAMNIT!

And better times to you all.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

I got a pretty nice buzz the other day, but it wasnt with beer. *cough* cannabis *cough*

I'll drink a few with Anthony later this week maybe

[Incongruous]

I got a pretty nice buzz the other day, but it wasnt with beer. *cough* cannabis *cough*

I'll drink a few with Anthony later this week maybe
Bad Buzz dude.
You talk about all the different types of buzz? THATS A MUST!

[Bijo]

There have been times I drank so much beer and didn't even get the slightest sensation of being drunk. Most likely because beer nowadays is like water or simply because it hardly affects me for some reason. Perhaps I should try other stronger beverage to get drunk, but then the question rises: why get drunk? You might as well go to sleep and it would serve more beneficial purpose.

Maybe one of those days I will have the honour of drunkily posting in this here thread.

[The_Mark]

Argh, now I know why Finns aren't big on the excellent Belgian beers. I've never before passed out off 8 pints of beer... granted, the avg. AVB was around 8%, and I'm prolly still a bit weak after a surgery I had, but still. It just doesn't fit the natural Finn way of drinking.

And Bijo, you should try the strong Belgian stuff, drunkenness guaranteed.

[Moros]

Thirsday was the last day of school, and ofcourse we can't graduate without throwing a party. I was already drunk before 9 pm and I kept on drinking till 1 am. I think I've beaten my own record.

apparantly I drunk about 27.71 units, is that a lot? (it was spread from 7 pm to 1 am, tough...)
(http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/magazine/interactive/drinking/index.aspx)

[Divinus Arma]

:) I like cheese.

[Divinus Arma]

:daisy:

[Bijo]

Lousy beer. I sense nothing!

[Andres]

Bla blaj blah!

Cognac! Long live Cognac!

Not bad those Otarkes, not bad at all.

Drink Otard Cognac, it's good for ya: http://www.otard.com/gb/index.htm

Long olive tohe congacskes!!! Cognackses. Eh, ermm..., Cognac! yeah, Cognacskes is like saying: oh those sweet little cognacskes. You know, cognackseske.

Bah, English stupid lenguage. Learun Dutch! Cognakskes!!! Yi!pppie! Lang leve cognacskeskses!!!

Hup nog ene, die Otarkes mogen wer zijnè Long live Otarkes!

[Stig]

Andres, you are the last one I expected to see drunk

Have one on me ~:cheers:

[Andres]

Andres, you are the last one I expected to see drunk

Have one on me ~:cheers:

Well, it's the gonac, you know.

A bottle of rosé wine during diner is ok, but when you are at home and you ahve this excellent bottle of cognac... and ze wife agrees to open it an insists on keeping doing gloegloegloe,well, who am i to refuse...

Cognaca!!! long live de congancacskesè!

Hm, t gaa precies nig oe. Ik psot deze zonder de spellling na te kijken.... En ik wiegier t everbeteren!!!

Lan go leve Cognaca!è

Foert zenne, da mag wel eens na zeen week echt wel hard wereken...

COGAN NASKES7

Ik bedoel: Cognacksesek.

Eh.. Cognackskes!

Cognac dus. Otard!

Yipie...

[Stig]

So you're wife wants you to get drunk, heh lucky man

[Louis VI the Fat]

Cognac 1, Andres 0. :beam:

[Andres]

So you're wife wants you to get drunk, heh lucky man

Hmmm, it depens on the circumstances... Bwah, I agree: I'm al ucky man!



Cognac 1, Andres 0.

Indeed, indeed. Cognac is a worthy adversary. Just like Whisky! Congac and whiksy are my new Gods.

Worship Cognac! worship Whiksy!ç Worship Beligna Beer! Worship the understanding wife!!! Long live womean!!!

~:cheers:

Drinks on me!

Cheers!

[Stig]

Try rum some time, and if you don't like it pure throw it into the coffee.

[Divinus Arma]

Drikitty druk druk. Ya. Babysittin rocks!

[Strike For The South]

I have had 1 hour of sleep in tehpast 36 hours and have had more tounges in my mouth than food..../borat voice/ Very nice /borat voice/:smash:

[Lemur]

It might be helpful if posters would identify which of the five stages of drunkenness (http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=29) they're in ...


Stage #1 -- Smart

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are "smart". Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to listen in.

Stage #2 -- Handsome/Pretty

This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking person in the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and all eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all subjects under the sun.

Stage #3 -- Rich

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your bill because you surely have an armored truck full of your money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets in this stage. Now of course you still know all, so you will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will also begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the face of the earth.

Stage #4 -- Bulletproof

You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money with because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this point you would go up to the boyfriend of the woman who had been admiring your beautiful self all evening and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have no worry about loosing this battle of wits because you know all, have all the money to cover this bet, and you obviously win a fight that might erupt if he looses.

Stage #5 -- Invisible

This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and dance on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk through the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything of it because they can't see you. All your social inhibitions are gone. You can do anything, because no one will know.

And you certainly won't remember !

[Crazed Rabbit]

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are "smart". Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to listen in.

I know someone who's like that all the time - and when he's dead sober.

CR

[Samurai Waki]

mmm... why are fish and chips so damn good after three or four lagers? I'm in heaven. :smitten:

[Strike For The South]

I had goldsclhager its has flakes of gold in ti very good drink

GO Cowboys

[CountArach]

Last nigth was my first time getting tryly smashed, I must say I am still feeling teh effects at 2:40pm the next day. That said the two or so hours of sleep aren't helping. Man, this is hard to concentrate on...

[Ice]

I cooked Italian tonight and had about 3 glasses of good Italian wine. I'm quite buzzed/drunk right now.

[Kuni]

I sense that I need to be more of an :daisy: to be noticed in debates in here,. I; thoguht I wasa pretty controversial guy from other forums, because people usually misunderstood me, but here, people probably understand me but just plain ignore me.

I know I usually sit on the fence and refrain from saying stupid :daisy: like other people do for debate but I feel like I need to do that to even be noticed. not that I want the whole backroom to recognize me, but in conversations I'd like not to be ignored, you know.

I like how friends look out for me and get me to the cybercafe they're iom instead of leaving me by the sidewalk where we usually meet too.

[Kuni]

pne more thing. i alwatys wanted to post here too! :D :D

[Kuni]

I clicked the racial thread but got here again,. what the hell is that about>

[The_Mark]

Erm, following with the obvious question, were you drunk?

[Samurai Waki]

I'm pretty used to being the Old Sage in the warrens. Nobody really comes to me for anything, and I come here mostly out of boredom. The fact of the matter is, is that I still use the .Org primarily for what its meant to be used for, Total War. And while thinking that being "popular" or "cool" on the forums would be awesome, its not really, it mostly just happens, especially to those posters who find their niche and stick with it. I never found mine here, but I'm quite happy being one of those background characters nobody really cares about, it makes the hassle of posting somewhere less tempting.

[Banquo's Ghost]

I'm pretty used to being the Old Sage in the warrens. Nobody really comes to me for anything, and I come here mostly out of boredom. The fact of the matter is, is that I still use the .Org primarily for what its meant to be used for, Total War. And while thinking that being "popular" or "cool" on the forums would be awesome, its not really, it mostly just happens, especially to those posters who find their niche and stick with it. I never found mine here, but I'm quite happy being one of those background characters nobody really cares about, it makes the hassle of posting somewhere less tempting.

Hey, Wakizashi, I think you do yourself a disservice. I'm sure there are others like me who not only value your contributions enormously, but remember and respect you for the courage you showed when faced with the shock of impending fatherhood and your dedication subsequently.

People care about you old chap, believe me. :yes:

[Reverend Joe]

Where all you :daisy: hangin' out at? I'm returning to school in a few weeks (thank :daisy: god) so I'm gonna give the chatroom another go.

[KafirChobee]

It might be helpful if posters would identify which of the five stages of drunkenness (http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=29) they're in ...


Stage #1 -- Smart

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are "smart". Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to listen in.

Stage #2 -- Handsome/Pretty

This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking person in the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and all eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all subjects under the sun.

Stage #3 -- Rich

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your bill because you surely have an armored truck full of your money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets in this stage. Now of course you still know all, so you will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will also begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the face of the earth.

Stage #4 -- Bulletproof

You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money with because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this point you would go up to the boyfriend of the woman who had been admiring your beautiful self all evening and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have no worry about loosing this battle of wits because you know all, have all the money to cover this bet, and you obviously win a fight that might erupt if he looses.

Stage #5 -- Invisible

This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and dance on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk through the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything of it because they can't see you. All your social inhibitions are gone. You can do anything, because no one will know.

And you certainly won't remember !
Er, whats about the stage where you love everybody (ands/ors no one loves you)? "Man, I love youse - I loves everybodies!" Followed with, "This rounds on mees."
Or, the crying jag:
"Mommy never loved me - as much as she loved you."
"I done some very bad things - Zeus hates me."
"My wife don't understand me (or why I spend more time in this bar than at home)" - "My kids don't understand me (same reason)."
"I'm not really a bad person (normally from the mouth of an axe murderer- or a boss that just fired a pregnant woman)."
"if I could only change one thing in my life, it would all be different (like not murdering the Principal when in grade 6)"
"What did I ever do to deserve this" - denial of any responsability. Basically forgetting the old 'for every action, there is an equal and positibe (norm is negative) reaction'. And, norm is from someone that really does deserve it.
Must be a million of 'em.

Laughing jags are the best - but, normally that has nothing to do with drink.:2thumbsup:

First time poster (here), long time voyuer.

[Reverend Joe]

Five stages, hell; I havwe two: "Warmin' up" and "Good music, good times." Then again. I am avery laid back drunk.

I keep takin' my music to the man,
But he still says he don't understand...
And what's puzzlin' me is that it's so plain to see
He only buys what he thinks he knows,
He doesn't know I'd give to him free,
He doesn't know I'd give to him free...

:2thumbsup:

[Mikeus Caesar]

And thus, my second post in this thread. I haven't slept a wink, so i'm still drunk, but it's an odd kind of drunk. I am perfectly logical and reasonable, but my motor controls are utterly ******. Plus i have a cut on my right index finger, so typing and clicking is hell. Plus it's taking forever to type this because i keep hitting the wrong keys.

Anyway, last night (or should i say this morning?) was brilliant. I thought everything was going to be bad. I'd drunk over half a bottle of Bell's Whisky, was utterly wrecked, and there were only 5 women at the party, and 15 guys. Lucky me managed to get myself with a very nice lady named Cas, at about 2 in the morning. We didn't sleep. I remember very well lying on a trampoline, staring at the stars and occasionally kissing, while we both held each other tight in the bitter cold.

In an odd way, it was beautiful.

I think i'm in love.

[Tribesman]

Nice evening , only had 3 reds in the house but when I drank those the wife bet that I wouldn't walk wearing dutch clogs to the shop where the local scumbags hang out (its the last one open without going into town itself) , not even a glance in my direction from the pondscum even though they must have heard me clip clogging away from at least 500 yards away.
An easy bet :2thumbsup:
Now the dilema the 5th bottle of red is empty , considering that it was the eldests birthday today amd the third ones birthday tomorrow.....hold on , that is now yesterday and today ...since high tide is 08:36 and I have said to them that their ages mean they can go off the highest and second highest diving boards as soon as they reach those ages should I uncork the sixth bottle ?

Oh well too late , it took a while to write this and i got thirsty .

[Ice]

Wow so durnk... I drank i cant remember how ,any shots.. it was a lot. tehn ai had abeer and womdered home... i found it ok.. i have no idea hwere my friends went.. i talked to some nicd girls,, tey hughggd me it was nice.. ueah i ll look tommrow and laugh if i can twak up for tyhe football game.. yeah it is food time nw.. preob hot pocket!! yeah

[Ice]

Nice evening , only had 3 reds in the house but when I drank those the wife bet that I wouldn't walk wearing dutch clogs to the shop where the local scumbags hang out (its the last one open without going into town itself) , not even a glance in my direction from the pondscum even though they must have heard me clip clogging away from at least 500 yards away.
An easy bet :2thumbsup:
Now the dilema the 5th bottle of red is empty , considering that it was the eldests birthday today amd the third ones birthday tomorrow.....hold on , that is now yesterday and today ...since high tide is 08:36 and I have said to them that their ages mean they can go off the highest and second highest diving boards as soon as they reach those ages should I uncork the sixth bottle ?

Oh well too late , it took a while to write this and i got thirsty .

Glad you won the bet!

[Ser Clegane]

Just worked through my collection of single malts (Lagavulin 12 y cask strength, Ardbeg Uigeadail. Talisker 10 y, Laphroaig Quarter Cask) with a friend this afternoon in memory of Michael Jackson while listeing to Queen, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, Gary Moore and ZZ Top.

Life is good.

[Csargo]

I drank quite a few beers tonight in celebration of my brother's birthday. I also met a nice hobo earlier. Cheers...Good night

[Ice]

Wow drunk again. I had some vodka drinks and smoked a little bit of the happy drug. Good night,

[Subedei]

Don´t know where elese to put it, but the fact is in in good company in this threat: It is my official 2 years Orga member day today! :birthday2: Some extra EB, green & beer 2nite...hurray! I am glad I realized....~:cheers:

[Csargo]

I drank about a fourth of a 1/5 of Jack and now I must sleep.

[Tribesman]

What a day , wife working at the races so daddy duty for me ...
fishing ...can we go to the pub.....picking berries...can we go to the pub.....church....can we go to the pub.....walk on the riverbank...can we go to the pub....museum ...can we go to the pub ....market....can we go to the pub...
Little bastards , I had to give in eventualy . Get to the pub....can we go to the bookies:embarassed:
Oh well at least they picked plenty of winners:2thumbsup:

[Boyar Son]

GUUUUUUUYYYYYYSSSSSS!

hoews it goin???????

man trustme . drinking before u get at grls has its PROS and its CONS

[Strike For The South]

GUUUUUUUYYYYYYSSSSSS!

hoews it goin???????

man trustme . drinking before u get at grls has its PROS and its CONS

Its monday night your not drinking. I know it sucks but dont try and fake it

[Boyar Son]

Its monday night your not drinking. I know it sucks but dont try and fake it

1. nothin to do so...
2. ...get the phone talk to a friend (girl, got the idea while drinking, shouldnt have done it)
3.budwiser in hand

why the hell of all the posts do you see mine and gotta question it like a dam lawyer? plz dont make guesses on what other pple actualy do

[Strike For The South]

1. nothin to do so...
2. ...get the phone talk to a friend (girl, got the idea while drinking, shouldnt have done it)
3.budwiser in hand

why the hell of all the posts do you see mine and gotta question it like a dam lawyer? plz dont make guesses on what other pple actualy do

I doubt it

[Boyar Son]

now think about it, is drinking on a monday night (when it gats real boring)

a NEW concept?

but forget it, i'll remember only to post on a weekend.

[Strike For The South]

now think about it, is drinking on a monday night (when it gats real boring)

a NEW concept?

but forget it, i'll remember only to post on a weekend.

Whatever man. Why you get drunk alone on a weekday is beyoned me. Why you lie about it is even more beyond me but whatever. Keep posting. I enjoy it.

[Boyar Son]

ok one last time then, but remember, i have to do this only on weekends.

[Strike For The South]

ok one last time then, but remember, i have to do this only on weekends.

Why do you only have to lie on fourms during weekends?

[Boyar Son]

I cant be since I know im telling the truth

but u cant handle the truth!

[Strike For The South]

I cant be since I know im telling the truth

but u cant handle the truth!


Wow A few good men? Is that the best thing you could come up with? You must be the most unfunny unorignal perosn Ive ever come in contact with, my day just got a little darker becuase of your post.

[Boyar Son]

a darker day?

aw whats the matter, u need a hug, well get off the pc and have a nice conversation with the folks.

or u could giht the injuns cowboy

[Strike For The South]

a darker day?

aw whats the matter, u need a hug, well get off the pc and have a nice conversation with the folks.

or u could giht the injuns cowboy

Ummmm no I need funnier people on fourms is what a I need.

What a xenophobic racist thing to say. Im Mexican dude and that comment is degrading to my people. Low man real low.

[Boyar Son]

you know on your thread i never questioned what you did in a bad way and had respect for you, but you just keep on calling me a liar or saying that i did know something when i actually didnt.

[Banquo's Ghost]

:stop:

Gentlemen,

The Drunkards thread is subject to the same rules as the rest of the Backroom.

Thus no being beastly to each other or provoking angry responses. If one is joking (as I believe SFTS is doing here) make it clear with smileys. Those under the influence may be even less able to spot satire than normal.

It would be a shame if this eminent thread were brought to Teh Lock.

:bow:

[Samurai Waki]

Well, I might finally admit to myself that I am well and too an admittedly good point drunk. Had a couple of Captain and Cokes and enjoyed watching Movies with the Brothers, something I haven't done in years. Man, I am really enjoying making this move, it almost feels as though I'm actually home again. Yaarrr.

[Boyar Son]

champaign every night before I go to sleep, good or bad idea?

wasnt much though

[The_Mark]

If there wasnät enough it was a bad idea; a waste of money. If you had a suitable amount of champagne, you can tell it by your drowsinesss.

Having champagbe at all, thoughm is a very good idea.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Good lard, Fresher's week seems to result in intoxication even when you aren't actually a fresher. How can I help it if we organise a bunch of pub crawls?

Up the aArsebnL, 2-0.

[The_Mark]

You can't help it. Around here, we (freshmen) have a tradition of trying to get the organizers as drunk as possible.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

Woo hooo fresher’s week a hole week dedicated to drinkin. free shots.
Italians rock by te way

[Ice]

yeah do drunk, lay o th bathroom floor

Edit:

It is now 1:11 the following day. Oh man, did I pay for drinking that much!

On following review, I have a large number of weird stains down my pants which I have no idea from what. Oh god, what a night.

[Tribesman]

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
20 in4 I feel young agian.
the wife doesn'tbecause for 4 of the 20 she was working:2thumbsup:
Then again with2 wins one forecast andtwo trios outnof 3 races I suppose she shokd be happy I met her at workbefore shestarted drinking:2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
Oh thats a big :2thumbsup: if you missed it

[Ice]

Pretty good night, not nearly as drunk as last though. I can actually write/spell correctly.

Anyway, I made out with some random girl tonight. She wasn't bad looking and it was quite nice. :2thumbsup:

EDIT: I just read about 5 pages of this thread back to when I st arted posting in it, last September! Yes, over a year of drunk posting in the Drunkards Thread!

[Ser Clegane]

Summre break is over and I went to another whishy tasting this afternoon - agaon the host managed to offer an amazing selection of single malts.
Especially the last two (a Caol Ila and an Ardbeg - both cask strengths) were fantastic - too bad I have to go to work tomorrow :wall:

[Boyar Son]

wel.................bord again............................but alcohl wine cheers me up!!!!!!!!!!

[Samurai Waki]

Had a few drinks at the bar with the Wife. Its good to get away frm the kids once and awhile. Maybe I'll have sex tonight. Hurray! :belly:

[Bava]

expect a post from me in approx. 5 hours. 6-7 if im lucky ~D

[Husar]

Wooow, drank grammar nazi here, I'm genuinely drunk but the inner grammar nazio prevails. ~D

Ok, there was a speelking mistake but for the sake of the thread I'm not going to edit them :sweatdrop:

Anyway, great night, erm, nice barkeeper, told me to stop when it was due and erm, nice ladies though din't take any home as usually.:dizzy2:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Anyway, great night, erm, nice barkeeper, told me to stop when it was due and erm, nice ladies though din't take any home as usually.:dizzy2:That'salright best not to take them home- but did you at least do them in the toilet or an alley ?not nice

Hope you wakr up with a telephonenumber written somewher on your arm

I drank grammar nazi too! And tequilla!

[InsaneApache]

Sober as the preverbial judge, however............


Hope you wakr up with a telephonenumber written somewher on your arm

I havn't had that happen to me for nearly 30 years. Classic. :2thumbsup: :beam:

[Sasaki Kojiro]

The Art of the Shot (http://drunkard.com/issues/10_05/1005_art_of_the_shot.htm)

A ritual rarely performed up to it's potential unfortunately...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Good site Sasaki. I favour tequila slammers if I'm buying rounds of shots.

[KukriKhan]

We have Santa Ana winds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Ana_Winds) rolling in, bringing all the flotsam and jetsam of the Nevada and Arizona deserts into our houses, lungs, and sinuses. Funny, before I moved to California, I was famous for never being sick, or at worst, throwing off any kinda bug in less than 24 hours.

But since I've been here (18 years now), when Santa Ana charges through the mountain passes and spreads his filth around my bowl-shaped little valley, I find it harder to breathe. If Div Arma were about, he'd back me up, I'm sure. For some people, Santa Ana makes 'em go temporarily nutzo.

So, after complaining of my ailment to Beirut this morning, he recommended a red-hot "lobster" shower after work (yeah, I work Saturdays) with tea and brandy afterwards.

Did the shower, brewed some Lapsang Souchong, and broke open some cheap-ass brandy I keep around for 'gawd-would-you-shut-up-and-go-home' guests. I don't get many of that kind of guest, which is why that bottle has been sitting there over 3 years.

Well tonight's the night for that little fake-french soldier to take a hit for the team (me).

And your friendly, neighbnorhood moderator is getting slowly, but surely, schnockered. And breathing better, thank you.

TV is dead, and I didn't buy the pay-per-view boxing match for tonight, so you lot are stuck with me.

If I drunkenly issue any warnings or bans tonight, I'll rescind them all in the morning - I promise. And Banquo's Ghost can be my concious, conscience, ermmm yanno, remind me of my better self. :)

[Bava]

Whoa. Been on the O - fest, broke up with my girlfriend, found a new one within approx. 1 hour.

I took a lot of nice pics that I would love to show to my fellow orgahs, but as it seems, i lost my camera, too. :laugh4:

And now, ladies and gents, excuse me, i have the mother of all headaches to take care of.

[Strike For The South]

2 words. Jaga bombs

[Pannonian]

2 words. English ale.

[Strike For The South]

2 words. English ale.

2 words. warm piss

[Pannonian]

2 words. warm piss
:dizzy2:

[Banquo's Ghost]

If I drunkenly issue any warnings or bans tonight, I'll rescind them all in the morning - I promise. And Banquo's Ghost can be my concious, conscience, ermmm yanno, remind me of my better self. :)

My dear fellow, I was three sheets to the wind myself last night having fallen into some bawdy French company in the deep, dark streets of Cardiff.

With both of us smashed, the Backroom might have become a beacon of brotherly love - or something. As it was, I couldn't have found a computer if I had been stitched to it, let alone written anything. ~:cheers:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Pay a visit to Chippy Lane?

I miss the 'Diff.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I'm not durnk i'm jsut a bit ti[sy wholey crap did i drink allt that whisky my hands are moving too fast for my typing what is this place i hate my friends they hate me what/?

[Mikeus Caesar]

Now that i thik about it it's too early to be drnking it's not even midday yet i shoul; be ahsamed of myself

[Reverend Joe]

One word.

Bourbon.

My favorite memories of this place have always been of the drunken parties, via the chatroom.

Where is Mr. Arma anyway? Too busy with the kids? I don't blame him. Still, I do miss a good drinking buddy.

I ought to come back here and organize a drinking party of my own some slow day.

Shooooooooooweeeeeeeeee... Red Stripe and Maker's Mark... it'll lay you out. :dizzy2:

[InsaneApache]

I was going ro reply to a br thread, then I thought better ND POSTED HERE,...........BLOODY HELL GOTTA GO TH mANCHESTER TOMMORROW, NOW THERE'S A REASON TO GET DRUNK

[discovery1]

Bugger. 9 AM class tomorrow and here I am drunk, sort of. I need to sleep

[Ice]

Drunk... yes... what a good night... so sweet....

[Ice]

Yes! A week later, two posts!!!!

Not that drunk, as you can see, I can type ok. Just kind of buzzed. Saw an old friend from high school, did some vodka bombs, and played some liquor (not beer, :P) pong!

I think my friend hooked up with another friend of mine. Overall good night.

[Samurai Waki]

Had a very nice dinner witht hge wife an friends. Then started taking shots. hehe

[Boyar Son]

ya!!!!!!

night ttime means drunk time!!!!!!!!!!

awsome a few moer then more with the budys

[Kralizec]

Well, I'm pretty plastered... a couple of friends of mine are sea scouts, and their club had some problems with squatters today. the police was called and most were arrested, I went along with my friends to watch the "carnage" and afterwards started drinking to celebrate the retaking of the stronghold.

[Ice]

Well, I'm pretty plastered... a couple of friends of mine are sea scouts, and their club had some problems with squatters today. the police was called and most were arrested, I went along with my friends to watch the "carnage" and afterwards started drinking to celebrate the retaking of the stronghold.

BOURBON NIGHT ROCKS! SO MUCH FOR LAULUNDRY!

God damn am I plasted. Roommates were smoking with a vaporizer early. I've had so many shots of whiskey. Thank god statisitics isnt till 1115 tommorow.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

dude im a sea scout best type of scout thar be

[Reverend Joe]

"I walk beside you laughing and I'm high, don't try to touch me with words;
When I tell you I dream it might seem like silence, but so much can be heard;
I think of things, what loving you brings, maybe my thing is her;
Today's made of yesterday and tomorrow
Young girl Sunday blues, and all her sorrow..."

From my favorite song ever, "Young Girl Sunday Blues" by the Jefferson Airplane.

Feel so good right now. :2thumbsup:

[The_Mark]

Good morning merry fellows! Who's with me continuing another day with merry drunkenness?

[ZombieFriedNuts]

To alcohol:barrel:

[Boyar Son]

bord agan ... gonna drink some more thn stop . promise

[Ice]

bord agan ... gonna drink some more thn stop . promise

Please don't stop.

[CountArach]

I got some heavy drinking with most of my friends tomorrow. I'll try to use the computer of the guy whose house we are going to if I remember. I probably won't.

[Ice]

Thursday night drinking is great. Especially before a week long break :2thumbsup:

Oh god, vodka shots and b eeer. so drink

[Boyar Son]

Whats with my sister cussin me out?!?!?

when i see her i hope shse pulls that :daisy: again so ill tell wuts up,

she aint nobody... cussin at me i slam that door in her face

[Vladimir]

You didn't get too drunk and try to kiss her did you? :girlslap:

[Boyar Son]

You didn't get too drunk and try to kiss her did you? :girlslap:

oh yeah u would want me to fulfill ur sicc sexual incest fantasies wouldnt u?:no:

[Vladimir]

That doesn't answer the question. Why are you being evasive? :laugh4:

[Boyar Son]

That doesn't answer the question. Why are you being evasive? :laugh4:

I talked to her on the phone

-(o ya ur feeling turned on now huh?)

She started yelling at me

-(aw ur sicc ya u like that? u like brother on sister)

I cussed bacc

-(i can tell btw u type that ur enjoying this aw eww, perverted)

she insulted me

-(o no wat r u doing?!?!:dizzy2: ur crazy wat r u doing with ur hands?!?!)

Ya u DO like that huh ew u bad bad man:no: :dizzy2:

[Caius]

I could understand the half.

[Husar]

Raki is nice.

[Ice]

I talked to her on the phone

-(o ya ur feeling turned on now huh?)

She started yelling at me

-(aw ur sicc ya u like that? u like brother on sister)

I cussed bacc

-(i can tell btw u type that ur enjoying this aw eww, perverted)

she insulted me

-(o no wat r u doing?!?!:dizzy2: ur crazy wat r u doing with ur hands?!?!)

Ya u DO like that huh ew u bad bad man:no: :dizzy2:

i lik how ppl talk lik they r on aol

[Boyar Son]

:laugh4:

maybe you should let go of your pet poodle and learn to read the common peoples typing.

[Strike For The South]

:laugh4:

maybe you should let go of your pet poodle and learn to read the common peoples typing.

Get the hell out of my house

[Ice]

:laugh4:

maybe you should let go of your pet poodle and learn to read the common peoples typing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School

[Boyar Son]

public schools...

maybe u should go to one instead of lookin it up ay old chap!:laugh4:

[Ice]

public schools...

maybe u should go to one instead of lookin it up ay old chap!:laugh4:

HAHAHA

Yeah, that's why I graduated from a public high school and now attend a public university...

hahahaha

[Vladimir]

I seriously hope both of you were drunk during that exchange. Thread rules and all. :barrel:

[Boyar Son]

HAHAHA

Yeah, that's why I graduated from a public high school and now attend a public university...

hahahaha

Ya i drink on this...

couple days to get a comeback huh?

[Ice]

Ya i drink on this...

couple days to get a comeback huh?
:laugh4:

[Shahed]

w000000tle CAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBURG! Gotta love the danes for this beeer !

Now I'm gonna go out and buy myself an EVE Online subscription and play all day. Oh ! I don''t have to go 0ut, blast!, I can just buy it online. NVM time to go.... to sleep.

[Shahed]

BWWWWAHAHHAHHAH !!! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH !!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE1rE2vxUyM

DONT EVER FLY QANTAS !!!

[Shahed]

lulz!

[Shahed]

BUAHAHAHA !!!! LNMFAO! Did anyone see that ? It;s AWESOME LUL!

[Boyar Son]

:laugh4:
:laugh4:

[Vladimir]

:laugh4:


:laugh4:

:laugh4:

[discovery1]

oh man I am drunk. I twisted some girl's wrist, though not enough to hurt her for more then 30 seconds. Great way to get some huh?

[Ice]

Might as well continue the tradition. Been over a year here now.

A bit drunk. Not blackout drunk though,

[Reverend Joe]

Get the hell out of my house
AHAHAHAHA! :laugh4:

[discovery1]

Ok, so I vomited alot tonight and am still drunk. Down side I learned that girl that I have an interest in totally wants to be with another guy, which is a bummer since I provided alot of the booze for her party. Upside is right now I don;t care and am mor einterested in she who thinks like I do.

[Husar]

Hmm, if you can get a mediocre buzz out of a single bottle of red wine you're a happy guy like me, saves some money and is still fun. :2thumbsup:

[Ice]

Hmm, if you can get a mediocre buzz out of a single bottle of red wine you're a happy guy like me, saves some money and is still fun. :2thumbsup:

I/m pretty drunk ad hig. Was a good night... will remenber ths one

[discovery1]

Ok, so I vomited alot tonight and am still drunk. Down side I learned that girl that I have an interest in totally wants to be with another guy, which is a bummer since I provided alot of the booze for her party. Upside is right now I don;t care and am mor einterested in she who thinks like I do.

Wow, I totally don't remember posting this....

[Ice]

Wow, I totally don't remember posting this....

Likewise to mine.

I just woke up with a nasty hangover.

[Vladimir]

Likewise to mine.

I just woke up with a nasty hangover.


I/m pretty drunk ad hig. Was a good night... will remenber ths one


:laugh4:

[Ice]

:laugh4:

I remember most of the night fairly well, just not that post. :beam:

[Boyar Son]

AHAHAHAHA! :laugh4:

Calm down gonzo. take it easy~D

[Reverend Joe]

I is back, my drunk brothas.

Damn... no "power to the people" smilie.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Huh? Am I more drunk than I thought or did an entire thread just dissapear?

It was about a ten year old boy who's filmed by his parents playing wii while being ravaged by a dog. ~:confused:

[Louis VI the Fat]

It's gone. Blimey. I hope I saw it someplace else then or else really need to get some sleep :shame:

[Vladimir]

In the interest of bettering international relations:


Drum up the concervative ordes!!! - Game console encourages rape!!!

and bestiality rape on top of it!!!

how much longer will the moral majority remain silent???

The damming video proof (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBiRQo--lx8)

*video might appear to an outside observer not to be work-safe.
Anyone that seems the video in it´s intirity will get the joke but if your boss is just walking behind you and just glances at this it might get a WTF reaction

I just busted out laughing when I saw it :laugh4:

*edit - for some dumb reason firefox type correction doesn´t seem to work on thread titles.....now it looks dumb....well...whatever.

[Husar]

It's gone. Blimey. I hope I saw it someplace else then or else really need to get some sleep :shame:
Nono, it's right here (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=1784469#post1784469) mate(merged?). :beam:

Also drank a bit today but the effects are mostly gone already.

[Ice]

OH man. Just polished off a bottle of chianti classico with some help from one other and some cheese/pepperoni.

I think this is the earliest I've ever had a buzz.

[Tribesman]

:2thumbsup: ~:cheers: :2thumbsup:

[Strike For The South]

OH MY GOD

[Vladimir]

Light buzz, haven't been here in a while. Neighbor's wife is cute, and lonely...

[Reverend Joe]

OH MY GOD
?..

[Strike For The South]

?..

Dude. Alcohol could be my soulmate

[MiniMe]

Perhaps this is a wrong place to post my latest observations, but
did you knew
that
australians have great cheese that is perfect with shiraz?
I'm impressed.
methinks that is to be the first sweet cheese with fruits in it in my life and I sincerely hope to finish my second bottle of shiraz with it

mmmm... yamm

[Tribesman]

arseenwenger

[Makanyane]

Small tip - don't drink Amarula if you want to be drunk, you feel ill first.... :embarassed:

[KrooK]

First of all - sorry for my language -I have now abour 0,3% alcohol into blood.

There is fairy tale in Poland about alcohol test. Due to it into 80ties alcohol test told that deadly level of alcohol is 4 - 4,5 % but Poles and Russians are not being count it this table. Is it true - have you ever heard abour that exclude (sorry for baf language but I really drunk too much)?

Polish record are;
Man who got 1,45 %, but he died ( he wanted commit suicide but he died because of alcohol before he commit)
Woman who got 0,9% - she survive and nothing important happened to her.

[KukriKhan]

We'll move this to teh Drunkards tThread, so fellow drinkers can illuminate the topic.

[Vladimir]

First of all - sorry for my language -I have now abour 0,3% alcohol into blood.

There is fairy tale in Poland about alcohol test. Due to it into 80ties alcohol test told that deadly level of alcohol is 4 - 4,5 % but Poles and Russians are not being count it this table. Is it true - have you ever heard abour that exclude (sorry for baf language but I really drunk too much)?

Polish record are;
Man who got 1,45 %, but he died ( he wanted commit suicide but he died because of alcohol before he commit)
Woman who got 0,9% - she survive and nothing important happened to her.

:laugh4: :2thumbsup:

[MiniMe]

I'm afraid from now on me own this tread

[discovery1]

Remeber folks, the next time you get on a plane, remember that it was probably designed by a bunch of drunks. Look at me, a rocket scientist. I'm drink so much, AND I take blows to the head often.

[Ice]

Ah. back in my home. I'mn pretty drinl right now. I got watre instead of pizza.

[Ice]

I'm not even drunk, but that was the best party of my life. God damn.

[drone]

Stone cold sober at the moment, but I have a Backroom drinking proposition for you all. Tonight at 9pm EST, President Bush gives his final State of the Union address. To make it more interesting, to ease the pain, and to celebrate this being his last, I present to you the 2008 edition State of the Union drinking game (http://www.drinkinggame.us/). :medievalcheers: ~:cheers:

Here's hoping he brings up waterboarding! :barrel:

[CountArach]

woo laegal age todaty! GHio taleam! Ilove thi site you area ll my mate s nnoqw! WOO!!!!!!

EDOT:::: WPOPPPP~!

[seireikhaan]

woo laegal age todaty! GHio taleam! Ilove thi site you area ll my mate s nnoqw! WOO!!!!!!

EDOT:::: WPOPPPP~!
Whoa, someone really hit the liquor hard.:laugh4:

[CountArach]

Whoa, someone really hit the liquor hard.:laugh4:
Haha, yeah... I turned legal age yesterday :2thumbsup:

[Husar]

Happy birthday, CA!

[seireikhaan]

Indeed, Happy Birthday, CA! ~:cheers:

[Caius]

Happy birthday, CreativeAssembly. Please don't get drunk in Victonia. :P

[seireikhaan]

Happy birthday, CreativeAssembly. Please don't get drunk in Victonia. :P
They're banning alcohol?!?! Oh noes, what next? They're mad for power, I tell you, they'll go to any lengths to assert their authority! Vote VPP instead!

:laugh4:

[Caius]

In the Victonia game :inquisitive:

[Reverend Joe]

https://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3444/slystone460pl3.jpg

I WANNA TAKE YOU HIIIIIIIIIGHER!

https://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4668/countryjoeal2.jpg

MARIJUANA!

~D

[Zim]

I take it you had fun. ~:cheers: I remember the day I hit the legal age. Well, I kind of remember it. The end's a blur. :clown:

I've had quite quite a bit to drink tonight, but it doesn't affect me much. Makes me sad. :no:


Haha, yeah... I turned legal age yesterday :2thumbsup:

[Strike For The South]

Fact: Jack Dainels makes Strike vomit

Fact: Strike doesnt care

[discovery1]

Fact: Jack Dainels makes Strike vomit

Fact: Strike doesnt care

gOOD man strike. MAn im wasted.....

[PershsNhpios]

How many here simply fake inhibition?

I didn't think there would a be a stickied thread for people to type how drunk they are in misleading characters..

But - I am a non drinker myself, I am semi-addicted to coke.

[Vladimir]

Be careful, it's bad for your teeth.

[Productivity]

Sigh, why do I drink alcohol. It doesn't make me feel any better, it just makes me feel ill. It makes me inefficient, I agree (this post probably took me about ten minutes to proof read), but where's the benefit?

[Kanamori]

WOW!.... It's been a long ass time. I had... A marini, some whiskey and God knows what else, but I do belong in this thread... God BLESS THIS FORUM!!!

[Husar]

A bottle of wine a day keeps the brain away...~:cheers:

[MiniMe]

Damn outlanders!
What was the reason to invent this terrible mixture of martini and Gordon's?

[Ice]

drinking plus smoking a cig= very nice

[Vladimir]

Ice owns this thread. :medievalcheers:

[InsaneApache]

OK as it's equal rights for all i'd like to state here and now that i masticate, in public, at least ten times a week, I am a master masticator!

Yeah Hah!!

:egypt: :beam:

[Vladimir]

Really? Perhaps we could masticate together sometime. Say in a quaint Dutch park?

[Ice]

i love all of you

[CountArach]

i love all of you
I wub you si ce. Manby i am o drunk. i can;t feel my fingers touching the kets. i dunno what i am sya9ng. im sure you will understant.ummm.... of :daisy: pussed... im no sure if that will be edited out be the facitst mods.... bastards!

ummm yeahd! worcgh oorn!!!

my spell scheker s icking up dof many words. i cant be bothered top :daisy: then unp...

i love you al!

[Reverend Joe]

Well, I can drink again.

I discovered this Tuesday night, with nothing better to do and some leftover hard liquor in the room.

I promptly got so drunk I threw up in my bed during the night. :shame:

I'm an idiot.

[Ice]

3 birthday parties tonight... hiuzzah!@


had to drag my friend back! on a thursday night,hahahaha

[Ice]

Well, I can drink again.

I discovered this Tuesday night, with nothing better to do and some leftover hard liquor in the room.

I promptly got so drunk I threw up in my bed during the night. :shame:

I'm an idiot.

huzz@h!

[Samurai Waki]

daughters are ouht with Grandparents wifes visetin her parents.. what el.se im goin to do? Drink with friends ply pool, and throw darts... and then call txi.. hah im wastd

[discovery1]

Im drunk I am thinking aobut stayng up all night so I wanot miss class tomorrw....

[Ice]

Im drunk I am thinking aobut stayng up all night so I wanot miss class tomorrw....

Do tell us the outcome.

[CountArach]

Do tell us the outcome.
He left the chat saying he was going to sleep.

[Vladimir]

A WHISKEY FIT FOR A KING. When KING GEORGE IV made his celebrated entry into Edinburugh in 1822, on a mission of reconciliation between the two countries, the first thing he asked for was a glass of THE GLENLIVET. This was the very whiskey that George Smith, the founder of THE GLENLIVET distillery then made LEGENDARY. Against formidable odds, he pursued his mighty vision of creating a single malt whiskey of exceptional QUALITY. The GOLD MEDALS bestowed on this elegant and exquisitely balanced 18 YEAR OLD Single Malt, with its sublime SYMPHONY of luscious concentrated fruit and rich spicy notes, are testimony to George Smith's priceless legacy. The GREAT reputation of this most ARISTOCRATIC of Single Malts has stayed supreme over the years, and there is still only one SINGLE MALT WHISKEY that has the unchallengeable right to call itself THE GLENLIVET. Just as it was in KING GEORGE'S day.

[Reverend Joe]

I don't like "British" (Scotch and Irish) Whiskey... it doesn't agree with me.

Started in on the Bulleit Bourbon at four in the afternoon. Gonna keep going until I pass out. :barrel:

[Samurai Waki]

Sam Adams sucks :laugh4: wheres the Belgian Ale?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I am vastly dissappointed to discover that Bombay Sapphire is not, in fact, bright blue.

[scotchedpommes]

imactivity here is simiilarly disappointing, I would say. The situation must be
rectified.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I don't like "British" (Scotch and Irish) Whiskey... it doesn't agree with me.

Started in on the Bulleit Bourbon at four in the afternoon. Gonna keep going until I pass out. :barrel:

I think Wild Turkey is my favorite bourbon, although I've only had beam black, bulleit, and makers besides it. Has more flavor. Bulleit struck me as a bit watery.

btw passing out is bad! Not to be confused with going to sleep.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I see London, I see France, and all the things that we won't do...

[Ice]

I ran from the cops tonight. Enough said.

Edit: I actually will elaborate. Friends had an enormous formal house party with around 100 people. I said from the get go that it would be a prime police target but no one listened to me. That's why I didn't drink that much. I ended up running out of the back door, my friends and my suit jacket in hand, into the woods.

[Drisos]

What was illegal about the party? :dizzy2:

[CountArach]

What was illegal about the party? :dizzy2:
Under-age drinking.

[Craterus]

That's why the police need attack dogs...

[The_Mark]

btw passing out is bad! Not to be confused with going to sleep.
Nope. Passing out is acceptable, passing out while vomiting in a bathroom is not.

[Ice]

Nope. Passing out is acceptable, passing out while vomiting in a bathroom is not.

...Or on a street corner...

... Or on a bus...

...Or walking home...

....Or many more....

This has never happened to me, although I've seen all of them. I think my suite mate telling me about how he passed out in a street when he was in Korea was the best.

[Samurai Waki]

Passed out in the Parco Delle Rimembranze in Venice. :laugh4:

EDIT: Woke up in an Italian Police Station. No Charges were pressed, but apparently disturbing the Peace is a misdemeanor in Venice.

[Reverend Joe]

My roommate will not wake up from his midday slumber. This is cutting into my whisky-drinking/blasting-classic-rock time. :stare:

[Samurai Waki]

Was watching old clips of the Celtics-Cavaliers game... and I suddenly realized to myself "why in the hell am I ever here, I hate basketball" I blame it on the beer.

[Divinus Arma]

I am proud that this thread is alive and well, and still in a place of honor in the backroom. :yes:

What a great place to consolidate ETOH madness! :2thumbsup:

Alas, my own drinking days have dwindled and my intake is down to a trickle. Two baby girls can do that to ya. (Oh I forgot to tell you all. My wife had another baby 6 weeks ago. Here's the announcement. :balloon2: )

I should probably alert the front room. :yes:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Exams finished. Inpromptu pubcrawl taking in seven different pubs, ending up in the union bar. Pissed off my tits.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I am about to go for a good hard drinking session with my friend, right before my night shift at McDonalds, midnight till 7.30am. I shall post the most likely hilarious results tomorrow. Just hope i don't get fired...

[Ice]

I am about to go for a good hard drinking session with my friend, right before my night shift at McDonalds, midnight till 7.30am. I shall post the most likely hilarious results tomorrow. Just hope i don't get fired...

You'll be fine. I've worked in many establishments where my coworkers were either sleep deprived, high, drunk, or a combination of the three. Just don't do anything dumb.

[Samurai Waki]

Baby sat the little 'uns tonight... I hate the Wiggles...:hmg: Then sent them to bed like 4 hours ago and have been drinking ever since.

[KukriKhan]

InBev, maker of Stella Artois and Beck's Beers are looking to buy out Anheuser-Busch, makers of american Budweiser.

Is nothing sacred? Story:http://www.newser.com/story/28363.html?rss=y


Belgian-based brewer InBev NV is considering an unsolicited takeover of Anheuser-Busch, the Wall Street Journal reports. The Busch family is loathe to sell the 150-year-old American icon and brewer of Budweiser—Executive August A. Busch IV vowed it wouldn’t happen “on my watch”—but activist investors have been scooping up shares, hoping to force the issue. InBev and Anheuser are the world’s second- and third-largest brewers by volume.

Ever since SABMiller and Coors Brewing Co. combined their US operations, other brewers have been searching for counter-moves. An InBev/Anheuser deal has long been rumored, because the companies have little geographic overlap. InBev, maker of Stella Artois and Beck’s, has a small presence in America, the most profitable beer market, but is formidable in Western Europe and developing markets.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Well, i'm back, still with my job...tragically...

Needless to say, things went much better than normal. The excessive amount of booze in me made me more sociable (i'm well known at work for never smiling) so more of my co-workers were talking to me and stuff, which was nice. I also ended up not giving a damn about just how horrific my job is, which resulted in my being out in the horror that is dining until 5am, when suddenly my body decided to point out that if i stayed there any longer, i'd get lymphoma or something, so i ended up sprinting to the bathroom to throw-up.

Once my shift was ended, i was left sitting in the crew room until the buses started, so i sat about reading my Russian phrasebook and chatting with my two other co-workers, one of whom it turns out found a bottle of lager in their bag, which they decided to drink there and then.

I then came home, played Tribes 2 for a while, and then at about 4.30pm dropped into my bed and didn't wake up until half an hour ago. 16 hours of sleep is truly wonderful.

[Reverend Joe]

InBev, maker of Stella Artois and Beck's Beers are looking to buy out Anheuser-Busch, makers of american Budweiser.

Is nothing sacred? Story:http://www.newser.com/story/28363.html?rss=y
I hope they do. Budweiser is a scourge upon mankind.

[Csargo]

i have been drinking fora while now. Ran out of booze so i should probably sleep but i dont feel tired so I guess ill just sit a round for a while....

[Ice]

I hope they do. Budweiser is a scourge upon mankind.

2nded, but dont say that in a blue collar area or you will risk an ass beating.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Speaking of which, I'm going to share with you the recipe of the manliest drink in the world:

The Cowboy:

1) Take a large glass
2) Spit in the glass and wipe it clean with a rag
3) Fill glass with bourbon

[Andres]

Speaking of which, I'm going to share with you the recipe of the manliest drink in the world:

The Cowboy:

1) Take a large glass
2) Spit in the glass and wipe it clean with a rag
3) Fill glass with bourbon

What happens after step 3)?

Do we have to drink it or do we just stare at it?