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Sasaki Kojiro
05-28-2008, 18:54
What happens after step 3)?
Do we have to drink it or do we just stare at it?
Real men can figure that step out :laugh4:
OMG, I had 7 or 8 shots of 30 to 40 ml Tequila, my grammar brain part still works but my eyes struggle, with a bit of concentration this will look gramatially correct but yet I still struggle ( thanks firefox and the english AMERICAN LEXICON9 WELL; ANYWAY; 8 PRETTY DRUNK RIGHT NOW GONNA KEEP THE TABSLOCK9 DAMN
edit: it just won't close the parenthesis or i'm too stupid right now
Reverend Joe
05-29-2008, 03:24
2nded, but dont say that in a blue collar area or you will risk an ass beating.
Man, someone seriously needs to reacquaint the blue collar class with real :daisy: beer. Them boys is a bunch of :daisy: es when it comes to beer draynkin'.
And I might add that I now officially hate U.S. brewed Pale Ale. the only two brands I ahve so far had, Sierra Nevada and Blue moon, have been flavored with orange. That's messed up, man. Nobldy should ever add orage flavor tot heir beer.
Edit: dear lord, that was badly typed.
Ok, seriously guys, I knew it was a bad idea to drink on an empty stomach that's why I ate two breads, didn't expect them to come right back out later, but for my first-ever puking-due-to alcohol it was quite an interesting lesson and as you may now know, there wasn't a whole lot to come out anyway. ~;)
First time I made it to the bathroom, safely into the sink(I might have seen some red in it, but I was rather drunk so it could've been the brown bread as well, should be a bit more careful perhaps, too bad I had no milk left or maybe I imagined that as well?), well then I tried to sleep and my stomach came up with round two, kept it in my mouth at first but in the hallway it burst. ~D (hey you came here, don't complain about the dirty details!) Funnily enough I cleaned it up right away mostly, despite being drunk that went pretty well I think but then it seems like my brain was not as overwhelmed as my stomach which I will treat very nicely with some milk and a yogurt today I think.
Well, now after 6 hours of sleep, my liver seems to be still busy and my nerves are still affected(meaning I'm still a bit drunk)but I'm going to clean up whatever my affected senses might have missed during the night now, wish me luck. ~D
and it really was hard to close these parentheses in the last post, I knew what I was doing but it just didn't work, I closed a few in this post to make sure it still works overall...
edit: I had forgotten to put the milk back in the fridge before, that's why I couldn't find it... :wall:
KukriKhan
05-29-2008, 16:28
Real men can figure that step out :laugh4:
Real men pass the glass to their girlfriend
and drink from the bottle.
:laugh4:
Husar: I'm not sure whether to say "Congrats" or "Poor Guy". Best wishes on your recovery though. :)
-edit-
I guess it's "Congrats!", cuz now you know your limit.
Kagemusha
05-29-2008, 16:39
Speaking of which, I'm going to share with you the recipe of the manliest drink in the world:
The Cowboy:
1) Take a large glass
2) Spit in the glass and wipe it clean with a rag
3) Fill glass with bourbon
Nah, you have your mouth full of spit all the time, if you want a real test of manhood, do the following:
1) Wait for a hot sunny day
2) buy a bottle of cheap vodka
3) deploy the full bottle in that sunny day on open terrain where there is no shade and leave the bottle there for the whole day.
4) Once its starts to feel that the air is getting cooler, go and open up the sun warmed vodka and immediately drink two or three mouth fulls without a pause.
5) Try to keep the hot vodka inside you.
If you can drink it without throwing up thats quite of accomplishment. From experience i can say that i couldnt, while did it by accident couple summers a go in a rock festival. Hot Vodka is something i dont recommended.~:(
Reverend Joe
05-29-2008, 21:33
I thin your problem was drinking vodka. I would rather have sun-heated Budweiser than ice-cold vodka. At least the Budweiser tastes like something other than rubbing alcohol.
Reverend Joe
05-30-2008, 03:55
I am drunk as hey-ull.
Carlsberg Elephant Malt Liquor and Bulleit Bourbon, both straight and mixed with a good milk shake (the bourbon, not the beer.)
:2thumbsup: Feels good.
Husar: I'm not sure whether to say "Congrats" or "Poor Guy". Best wishes on your recovery though. :)
-edit-
I guess it's "Congrats!", cuz now you know your limit.
Heh, thanks.
It was also a bit stupidity, I didn't eat a lot before work, then came back after eating nothing for 7 hours, had two or three shots, then ate a bit of bread and then drank the rest, I knew it wasn't a very good idea before but threw my concerns out the window and forgot completely about it when nothing happened at first. ~D So I sort of deserved the end result. :oops:
edit: no wonder I couldn't close the parentheses since I had capslock on and kept pressing Shift...
To the defense of my alcohol I have to say I didn't figure it out until CountArach just told me in the chat...
King Jan III Sobieski
05-31-2008, 03:30
Mixing beer and rum...I would NOT suggest it.
King Jan III Sobieski
05-31-2008, 03:31
I thin your problem was drinking vodka. I would rather have sun-heated Budweiser than ice-cold vodka. At least the Budweiser tastes like something other than rubbing alcohol.
egg-zactly! Well put, Rev. Joe.
Wijn na bier is plezier verpielekes!
Wijn na bier is plezier verpielekes!
For the 97% of us who don't speak Dutch:
Wines after beer is __________ __________!
Reverend Joe
06-05-2008, 04:34
Oh, dear :daisy: lord, I am drunker than I have ever been.
Than you, Dionysus.
For the 97% of us who don't speak Dutch:
Wines after beer is __________ __________!
Wine after beer is Fun. It's a Dutch saying. It's never a good idea to drink Wine and then drink Beer. And as it Rhymes it is easy to remember. Originally it meant that If you first drunk wine and then beer, you would have become poor. (As Wine usuallly was more expensive). While if you first drank beer and then wine, you'd have made financial gain.
ANd Godverpiellekes, well you could translate that as whoopsydaisies.
Anyway as I'm not drunk right now, I'll leave you guys. Have a great time!
As we used to say in college: Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear. :barrel:
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-09-2008, 19:09
I thin your problem was drinking vodka. I would rather have sun-heated Budweiser than ice-cold vodka. At least the Budweiser tastes like something other than rubbing alcohol.
Buy a bottle of Stolichnaya, put it in the freezer for a few hours, have a couple of shots and then get back to me.
Sasaki Kojiro
06-09-2008, 21:38
Buy a bottle of Stolichnaya, put it in the freezer for a few hours, have a couple of shots and then get back to me.
I agree. Smirnoff and Popov and such smell like chemical waste and taste like chemical waste. Stoli smells like grain and tastes like nothing. Don't see the point in paying the price for that but it's at least quality for what it's supposed to be.
Reverend Joe
06-09-2008, 22:11
Buy a bottle of Stolichnaya, put it in the freezer for a few hours, have a couple of shots and then get back to me.
I've done that, and I still say that even room-temperature Jim Beam blows ice-cold Stolichnaya clean out of the water. But hey, to each his own.
...Wuss. :wink:
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-09-2008, 23:04
Hey, I like whisky too (Scotch, mind you, not that naff bourbon swill you seem to be refering to), but vodka is a completely different drink for a different occasion. I wouldn't sip vodka while reading a book in my study, just as I probably wouldn't opt for Scotch by the pool on a blazing summer's day.
Sasaki Kojiro
06-10-2008, 05:10
Did you know that in Mississippi you can drink and drive as long as you're below the legal limit (.08)?
Also, the latin word for hangover is "crapula".
Did you know that in Mississippi you can drink and drive as long as you're below the legal limit (.08)?
Also, the latin word for hangover is "crapula".
I'm fairly sure it's like that in most, if not, all the states.
CountArach
06-10-2008, 09:29
I'm fairly sure it's like that in most, if not, all the states.
Not to mention most of the countries. That's the law down here.
I'm fairly sure it's like that in most, if not, all the states.
I think that he means you can drink while driving, most states do not allow this (open container laws). I didn't know Miss allowed that, but I was pretty sure Texas does.
KukriKhan
06-10-2008, 16:31
Did you know that in Mississippi you can drink and drive as long as you're below the legal limit (.08)?
And yet, half the counties in the State of Mississippi are "dry" where you are not allowed to even possess any form of drinking alcohol, or even transport it through the county, much less drink it while driving.
To drink while driving in Miss, one had best have a good GPS installed, lest Deputy Dawg pull your half-drunk butt over and put ya 'in a heap o'trouble'.
I think that he means you can drink while driving, most states do not allow this (open container laws). I didn't know Miss allowed that, but I was pretty sure Texas does.
Oh, that's different. I'd say that's fairly rare.
Sasaki Kojiro
06-10-2008, 20:19
I'm tempted to go there, just for the experience of driving down the highway while sipping from a fifth of evan williams.
Samurai Waki
06-10-2008, 22:17
And yet, half the counties in the State of Mississippi are "dry" where you are not allowed to even possess any form of drinking alcohol, or even transport it through the county, much less drink it while driving.
To drink while driving in Miss, one had best have a good GPS installed, lest Deputy Dawg pull your half-drunk butt over and put ya 'in a heap o'trouble'.
Well this is exactly why you dress like Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit, while listening to honky -tonk.
Sasaki Kojiro
06-13-2008, 20:26
So, I found a great source for learning to make cocktails:
http://www.jeffreymorgenthaler.com/2008/how-to-make-a-daiquiri-the-american-bartending-school-way/
http://www.barschool.com/recipes/O/orgasm.asp
:laugh4:
Crazed Rabbit
06-13-2008, 21:32
I'm fairly sure it's like that in most, if not, all the states.
Unfortunately, in Washington you can't have an open container of alcohol in your car. At the college town I go to, you can't legally transport an already opened container of alcohol in public. Ie. if you take the cap off of a bottle, then put it back on, you couldn't walk around with it outside of whatever house you opened it in without being in danger of being fined.
LOL, Sasaki. I yearn for the opportunity to get "Hands On Training Behind a Real (http://www.barschool.com/courseInformation.asp)".
CR
CountArach
06-27-2008, 15:34
Not drunk, just nicely buzzed. Vodka and coke is dah king!
Me too. A very pleasent Sunday state of mind arrived at with micro brew beer with my buddy and a fine Italian red with my woman. The organic lamb chops on the 'Q were mighty fine, too.
Ahhhhhh. :sunny:
Alexanderofmacedon
07-01-2008, 01:28
Six shots of rum and I'm feeling good. Nothing to mix with. :shame:
seireikhaan
07-01-2008, 03:12
Not really drunk now, but had some nice buzzes over my vacation. Anyone here ever have landshark?
Samurai Waki
07-01-2008, 12:55
Not really drunk now, but had some nice buzzes over my vacation. Anyone here ever have landshark?
is that the IPA?
ShadesPanther
07-03-2008, 02:07
i drank some hoegaarden earlier. itwas nice int hat it was different. But back to a bottlwe of good old Bushmills. can't beat it with a stik.
seireikhaan
07-03-2008, 03:55
is that the IPA?
Pardon?
The_Mark
07-03-2008, 18:45
Indian Pale Ale?
Samurai Waki
07-03-2008, 23:43
Pardon?
Something seems to hit with Landshark, I was thinking it might be an IPA (India Pale Ale), is the case a creme' color by chance?
seireikhaan
07-04-2008, 01:00
No, its from Florida. Its like Corona, but better and longer lasting.
discovery1
07-12-2008, 05:33
In case anyone didn't know what was going to happen, the whole 'drunk chatroom party' thing was a huge failure. On the plus side I have a mostly full bottle of vodka.
CountArach
07-12-2008, 06:19
In case anyone didn't know what was going to happen, the whole 'drunk chatroom party' thing was a huge failure. On the plus side I have a mostly full bottle of vodka.
Why isn't it a mostly empty bottle of vodka?
I'm going out to a club later - will post here if I can see.
CountArach
07-12-2008, 17:01
Well unfortunately I can see. I cane to a couple of realisations tonight - one is that my friends may not really like me - not good news. I also realised my life has been one long string of rejections after another with women. Poor me :(
Oh well, I'm probably just paranoid.
Oha dn vodka + red bull = awesome...
Oh well, I'm probably just paranoid.
Never think/do anything while under the influence of alcohol. You are fine.
Oha dn vodka + red bull = awesome...
Jager is better :clown:
CountArach
07-18-2008, 13:33
Never think/do anything while under the influence of alcohol. You are fine.
Yeah after a bit of thought the next morning I came to that conclusion.
Jager is better :clown:
They ran out :laugh4:
CountArach
07-25-2008, 15:37
well here i am again at 12:30am. Drunk now becausoe of beer. tha's right beer. i normally hate beer but now i live stella artois...
Good lord y'all. I've not been this drunk in three years, and gods does it show! Just 4 shots of Smirnov (sp?) and 2 beers (all fed to me by my roommate, who's even more tanked than I), and I'm already sloshed beyond belief. Gods, I'm a lightweight! I'll be talking in a bad Scottish accent the rest of the night (I'm prone to do that when I've had a few).
I am so *not* looking forward to the hangover I'll have tomorrow.....
Good lord y'all. I've not been this drunk in three years, and gods does it show! Just 4 shots of Smirnov (sp?) and 2 beers (all fed to me by my roommate, who's even more tanked than I), and I'm already sloshed beyond belief. Gods, I'm a lightweight! I'll be talking in a bad Scottish accent the rest of the night (I'm prone to do that when I've had a few).
I am so *not* looking forward to the hangover I'll have tomorrow.....
Haha I'd be pretty drunk after that too. I'm a lightweight.
Reverend Joe
07-31-2008, 03:13
I love Wild Turkey.
http://www.cafepress.com/iheartshop.35653478?r=froogle&CMP=OTC:froogle
Well unfortunately I can see. I cane to a couple of realisations tonight - one is that my friends may not really like me - not good news. I also realised my life has been one long string of rejections after another with women. Poor me :(
Oh well, I'm probably just paranoid.
Oha dn vodka + red bull = awesome...
You should try Red Wodka with redbull. It's even better!
well here i am again at 12:30am. Drunk now becausoe of beer. tha's right beer. i normally hate beer but now i live stella artois...
Another believer! Come my freind let me convert you!
seireikhaan
08-09-2008, 05:35
Wow, went to a wedding, came back, and this is WEIRD trying to type... :sweatdrop:
Strike For The South
08-21-2008, 08:49
I like tits and Sangria!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 and fra aoeties
Adrian II
08-24-2008, 15:24
I like tits and Sangria!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 and fra aoetiesFra what? :mellow:
Hosakawa Tito
08-24-2008, 16:36
Had a bit of a sore throat (strep throat coming on?) yesterday when we went to the county fair. So I did the sensible thing ~:rolleyes: and tried to drown/soothe:barrel: it by drinking Raspberry Sangria slushies at the wine tentyeah, I lost count. Should have stuck to beer, at least the carbonation would fill me up and I wouldn't have drunk too much.:shame: Now I have a sore throat and a hangover. And no sympathy from the wife...I won't do it again till the next time.
...I won't do it again till the next time.
Ah, yes. The rallying cry of hangover-sufferers everywhere (as I would well know). ~D
Strike For The South
08-24-2008, 17:56
Fra what? :mellow:
:mellow:
Drunk and a bit high. I love having a kitchen. Cooking a pizza as we speak! :balloon2:
Wow I missed this place.
Strike For The South
09-06-2008, 08:24
D
DR
DRU
DRUN
DRUNK
DRUN
DRU
DR
D
ITS A TRIAGLE
First time at an American bar... 21st birthday! They drew Xs on my hands so I couldn't take shots. I think i had like 4-5 beers and a pitcher which had 7 shots of vodka? Idk my friend was paying. I'm pretty smashed. Good night.
Who drew X's on your hands, and why did that preclude you from taking shots? :inquisitive:
CountArach
09-09-2008, 23:07
He's going straight edge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edge#.22X.22_symbol) :laugh4:
Who drew X's on your hands, and why did that preclude you from taking shots? :inquisitive:
Since it was my 21st birthday they didn't want me taking 21 shots. Apparently a few idiots have died from doing so.
After the guy at the door checked my ID and confirmed I was 21, he took a black marker and drew Xs on my hands so the bartender wouldn't serve me shots.
Carlos Matthews
09-12-2008, 00:10
That isn't used in the UK for people wanting to take 18 shots iirc.
CountArach
09-12-2008, 00:15
That isn't used in the UK for people wanting to take 18 shots iirc.
Not down here either.
Strike For The South
09-12-2008, 02:04
not down here either
scotchedpommes
09-13-2008, 06:38
Cider, people. It's the only way forward.
Reverend Joe
09-14-2008, 03:35
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll! :2thumbsup:
grass+beer=:thrasher:~:smoking::thrasher:
Hosakawa Tito
09-14-2008, 04:48
My best friend came up from Virginia today to spend some time with his terminally ill mother. I took him to the local tavern to drown our sorrows. Massive quantities of Michelob Ultra and a dozen games of billiards later...I am smashed. But this is one hangover I will not regret. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Well said, Hosa (or do you prefer HT?). I too have suffered a couple of hangovers like that, and gladly. :bow:
In fact, it was for much the same reason as yours. Except that in my friend's case, his mother
was killed in a car accident. :shame:
Hosakawa Tito
09-14-2008, 23:23
Well said, Hosa (or do you prefer HT?). I'm not particular and answer to both.:bow:
Reverend Joe
09-23-2008, 23:29
Leffe Blond and BTO. It's gonna be a good night.
so much for drinking in moderaation! n ow its time for my other favorite subtance :2thumbsup:
Strike For The South
10-05-2008, 07:33
Keystone college football and Boxed Wine. I feel like the king of the white trash.
Koga No Goshi
10-05-2008, 10:26
Keystone college football and Boxed Wine. I feel like the king of the white trash.
Boxed wine is more like "psuedo classy on a budget" than white trash. :)
...I won't do it again till the next time.
So, so true. Drank one too many beers last night, although it could have been the 3 nip rum and cokes or the bottle of Baileys. Not quite sure.
Keystone college football and Boxed Wine. I feel like the king of the white trash.
Ever played Goon of Fortune? You need a Hills Hoist clothes line and two boxed wine bags. Peg them on opposite sides of the clothes line and stand around it. Spin and the lucky people with the goon (boxed wine) in front of them have to chug 'til they can't chug no more. :yes:
Strike For The South
10-05-2008, 18:04
Ever played Goon of Fortune? You need a Hills Hoist clothes line and two boxed wine bags. Peg them on opposite sides of the clothes line and stand around it. Spin and the lucky people with the goon (boxed wine) in front of them have to chug 'til they can't chug no more. :yes:
Sounds like fun. Really we only play two games. 1. Adding Vodka. 2. Having someone stand up on a chair and demand that "you slap the bag like you're ******* it" at which point there is much rejoicing and you chug
Hooahguy
10-06-2008, 17:36
is this a thread where you can talk about completely random topics that dont deserve its own topic? :beam:
Banquo's Ghost
10-06-2008, 17:41
No, its a thread for insanely drunk people to try and post without breaking forum rules. :beam:
Hooahguy
10-06-2008, 20:25
o man... this reminds me a lot of the EB Tavern... *sniffles and drinks a beer*
CountArach
10-07-2008, 07:08
No, its a thread for insanely drunk people to try and post without breaking forum rules. :beam:
Or in some people's cases... post here AND break the forum rules :laugh4:
Reverend Joe
10-08-2008, 05:09
beer
FOR
THE
WIN!
I'm fairly drunk. That 25 min walk didn't sober me up.
Strike For The South
10-11-2008, 07:05
I dont trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die :yes:
Hooahguy
10-12-2008, 22:47
yay! jewish holidays RULE! eating 24/7 FTW!!!!!
Oh man I'm so sunburnt, beer diving in the pool with mates all day. Hangover and sunburn is a bad combo.
CountArach
10-20-2008, 10:14
Oh man I'm so sunburnt, beer diving in the pool with mates all day. Hangover and sunburn is a bad combo.
The day after my birthday taught me the same lesson...
Reverend Joe
10-23-2008, 00:47
Oh man I'm so sunburnt, beer diving in the pool with mates all day. Hangover and sunburn is a bad combo.
OW! HOLY ****! :laugh4:
Im so drunk. It's been a while since ive been to a good apartment party with dancing females :balloon2:
Man halloween was awesome. I went as a Rastafaren... it was glirous. TOns of of gourguioues guls... only reason why im posting here is because it was open when i came home!
Halloween parties are always fun, went as George Michael Bluth (aka Michael Cera). :thumbsup:
Halloween parties are always fun, went as George Michael Bluth (aka Michael Cera). :thumbsup:
Reflecting on it sober, it was wonderful. They just rename it Orange drinks with liquor and skanky girl night.
I now have to go study accounting. I'm still a bit hungover. :help: *Drinks more water*
scotchedpommes
11-03-2008, 03:03
why does pointing feel like such a natural mannerism to fall back on
right now?
Rhyfelwyr
11-09-2008, 00:07
why does pointing feel like such a natural mannerism to fall back on
right now?
I should have known this was the only place a Don would come in the Backroom. :laugh4:
Alexanderofmacedon
11-16-2008, 16:34
If I would have posted two nights ago, I doubt anyone would be able to understand. I saw some of my messages to friends on MSN and it was half German, half English and was impossible to understand. We should have a hangover thread too....:dizzy2::wall:
Strike For The South
11-20-2008, 02:56
"dude I have a keg"
:smash:
Mithrandir
11-20-2008, 03:05
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I think is probably the drunkest post I've seen yet, although some would argue mine can be pretty bad.
Nice Work.
Lol, I would expect a camels, camels, camels post from Mith. :wink2:
Kagemusha
11-21-2008, 15:23
Well since im quite the drunk and have not posted in this thread in a long time, i just thought to say that i just started my second beer of the day and more will follow.~:cheers:
Incongruous
11-28-2008, 12:49
Yeee....
Thug life!
CountArach
11-29-2008, 16:01
I beolieve I owe this thread a visti. I got so damn drunk tonight that I don't know what is going on. Woah 0 actally tyepe a whole sentence whithout making an error. Damn, I just broke my streak. Woah i kwasste going perfect there for a little while.
Cyaz tonorrow.
Oh damn, work tomorrow.
Hooahguy
11-30-2008, 02:07
haha! CA drunk! i thought id never see the day!
CountArach
11-30-2008, 04:41
haha! CA drunk! i thought id never see the day!
You clearly haven't read through this thread then.
Crazed Rabbit
12-06-2008, 12:58
Well, I didn't get really drunk, but I did celebrate Repeal Day somewhat appropriately, I think. Now I just have to wake up in 3.5 hours and help those damned university recreation people. Curse them and their filthy lies.
CR
Sasaki Kojiro
12-10-2008, 23:01
This is what's wrong with the world today:
Displaying our most popular cocktails... (http://www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/cocktails/browse_cocktails.php?type=most_popular)
1) Sex on the Beach
2) B52
3) Cosmopolitan
4) Screaming Orgasm
5) Blue lagoon
I'm with denis leary on this one. We should legalize alcohol for everyone but only allow under age kids to drink straight tequila, straight whiskey, and straight gin. And make it legal to shoot anyone who orders a drink with a name like "screaming orgasm". Make it a legal requirement.
drink straight tequila, straight whiskey, and straight gin
Sounds fine to me. :laugh4:
Ja'chyra
12-12-2008, 19:55
This is what's wrong with the world today:
Displaying our most popular cocktails... (http://www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/cocktails/browse_cocktails.php?type=most_popular)
1) Sex on the Beach
2) B52
3) Cosmopolitan
4) Screaming Orgasm
5) Blue lagoon
I'm with denis leary on this one. We should legalize alcohol for everyone but only allow under age kids to drink straight tequila, straight whiskey, and straight gin. And make it legal to shoot anyone who orders a drink with a name like "screaming orgasm". Make it a legal requirement.
Nah, cocktails are the way to go, my favourites are Long Island Ice Tea and Mudslides, but Paralysers and B52's are ok as well.
On that note who has tasted Stiffy's Kola Kubez, now they are a nice drink, I have 4 bottles in my cupboard for Hogmaney.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
12-21-2008, 05:52
This is what's wrong with the world today:
Displaying our most popular cocktails... (http://www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/cocktails/browse_cocktails.php?type=most_popular)
1) Sex on the Beach
2) B52
3) Cosmopolitan
4) Screaming Orgasm
5) Blue lagoon
I'm with denis leary on this one. We should legalize alcohol for everyone but only allow under age kids to drink straight tequila, straight whiskey, and straight gin. And make it legal to shoot anyone who orders a drink with a name like "screaming orgasm". Make it a legal requirement.
The only legal cocktails for male consumption should be what Sean Connery orders, and nothing else.
Alexanderofmacedon
12-21-2008, 21:33
Give me a handle of Bacardi Rum or some Vodka and I'll be happy.
Then again it's not legal so I've tried VERY few mixed drinks. Only ones I've ever had have been gin and tonic, orange juice and vodka, and...well...trash can punch doesn't really count :laugh4:
CountArach
12-22-2008, 06:18
This thread is noticably absent of drunkenness...
All of you promise me to never, ever drink pear flavoured vodka. God that stuff is absolutely vile, it's like doing shots of shampoo.
Alexanderofmacedon
12-22-2008, 16:01
All of you promise me to never, ever drink pear flavoured vodka. God that stuff is absolutely vile, it's like doing shots of shampoo.
Yeah that sounds pretty bad. :wall::dizzy2:
New Years is coming up. You'll get plenty of posts. :2thumbsup:
CountArach
12-24-2008, 13:31
Oi do say guvna. Oi do be noicely buzzed
seireikhaan
12-27-2008, 08:54
Wohoo, white wine and bud ice is my buddies.
seireikhaan
12-27-2008, 10:06
Uhm, please ignor lst post, miller has joine dparty.
White wine? What! How dare you, traitor to the male race!
seireikhaan
12-27-2008, 10:12
White wine? What! How dare you, traitor to the male race!
:flowers:
White wine is the bhsit
White wine is the bhsit
Not when your girl ends up with the dreaded white wine breath. It's like making out with a turpentine rag.
seireikhaan
12-27-2008, 10:29
that's why YOU drink it
seireikhaan
12-27-2008, 17:53
Umm...
I notice that my previous posts were edited by BG. My apologies if I might have offended anyone with whatever statement I made.:embarassed:
Strike For The South
12-27-2008, 19:04
Not when your girl ends up with the dreaded white wine breath. It's like making out with a turpentine rag.
You say that like its a bad thing.
I notice that my previous posts were edited by BG. My apologies if I might have offended anyone with whatever statement I made.:embarassed:
Nope. :laugh4: It was cute. ~:flirt:
tibilicus
01-01-2009, 16:25
Well I hope no one else woke up this morning with a broken nose and their mates laughing around them.. :thumbsdown:
All in all a successful start to the new year..
Hosakawa Tito
01-01-2009, 23:35
Umm...
I notice that my previous posts were edited by BG. My apologies if I might have offended anyone with whatever statement I made.:embarassed:
PUI *posting under the influence* can be dangerous, and you know you tied on a good one when you have to ask any witnesses what happened. BTDT :laugh4:
For the first time since who knows when I was alcohol & cigar free on New Years. No hangover or tobacco breath.:sunny:
Strike For The South
01-05-2009, 12:16
Its 5:16 ans Im going to bed
rasoforos
01-06-2009, 08:33
Too drunk to type yesterday....Now the room spins less and most of the spiders are gone.
Nothing beats homemade stuff
I m never drinking again ever (for at least 3 days)
Reverend Joe
01-07-2009, 00:38
I keep takin' my love to the woman,
and she still says she just don't believe;
and what I don't understand is that she warms to my hand,
she only feels what she wants to feel,
she doesn't know she;s feelin' it for me,
she doesn't know she's feelin' it for me...
Jerry Lee Lewis is the man. :2thumbsup:
Hooahguy
01-07-2009, 21:39
tiiiired......
Strike For The South
01-07-2009, 23:14
tiiiired......
but its school day!
Hooahguy
01-08-2009, 00:17
i stayed up until 1:30 am stydying for a history exam. plus it was a fast day.
Ja'chyra
01-08-2009, 15:50
i stayed up until 1:30 am stydying for a history exam. plus it was a fast day.
Yep, alcohol seems to make the time go faster :shame:
Hooahguy
01-08-2009, 21:44
i meant that it was a fast day, as in you cant eat or drink.
Reverend Joe
01-10-2009, 02:50
OOH THAT SMELL!
CAN'T YOU SMELL THAT SMELL?!
Evil_Maniac From Mars
01-10-2009, 07:24
EDIT: Yes indeed.
Reverend Joe
01-11-2009, 02:29
...What did you say at first, EMFM? Admit it... your conscience will be cleared.
Hooahguy
01-12-2009, 13:24
ugh... school..... another long week.....
seireikhaan
01-12-2009, 13:28
Don't tell me you're drunk right now. :inquisitive:
Hooahguy
01-12-2009, 14:50
nah.... i kinda wish i was though.... :beam:
Evil_Maniac From Mars
01-12-2009, 23:21
...What did you say at first, EMFM? Admit it... your conscience will be cleared.
Something similar and with considerably worse spelling. ~;)
Mhmm drunk on a monday. Im' either a student or an alcoholic. Or both.
Reverend Joe
01-13-2009, 18:28
Mhmm drunk on a monday. Im' either a student or an alcoholic. Or both.
I thought the two were inseparable...
Hooahguy
01-20-2009, 21:48
GONE WITH THE WIND????!!!!!!!!!
sorry.
Hosakawa Tito
01-21-2009, 04:18
I wonder how smashed Dubya is by now. Hope they remove the pretzel bowl out of his reach so there aren't any accidents...
CountArach
01-21-2009, 04:22
I wonder how smashed Dubya is by now. Hope they remove the pretzel bowl out of his reach so there aren't any accidents...
I hope someone pushes the pretzel bowl towards him...
Evil_Maniac From Mars
01-21-2009, 04:27
I hope someone pushes the pretzel bowl towards him...
Alright, come on, he's GONE. He's OUT OF OFFICE. Lay off and let him retire...
CountArach
01-21-2009, 04:35
Alright, come on, he's GONE. He's OUT OF OFFICE. Lay off and let him retire...
Successful troll is successful.
:wink:
Reverend Joe
01-23-2009, 01:03
Skynyrd.
Strike For The South
01-23-2009, 03:39
Skynyrd.
You're drunk!?!?!?!?!?....I envy you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sF0bQBOsFM
Hooahguy
01-23-2009, 13:23
yay. friday!
Strike For The South
01-25-2009, 07:46
Gentleman I Believe in three things
1.Jesus
2.Whiskey
3.'Merica
In that order The Carolina panthers on Madden 09 get an honorable mention as no one on my floor can stop me.
Reverend Joe
01-26-2009, 23:55
Virgil Caine is the name, and I served on the Danville train,
'Til Stoneman's cavalry came and tore up the tracks again.
In the winter of '65, We were hungry, just barely alive.
By May the tenth, Richmond had fell, it's a time I remember, oh so well,
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, and the bells were ringing,
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, and the people were singin'. They went
La-a, La, La, La, La, La,
La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La,
https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1273/thebandur0.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/thebandur0.jpg/1/w464.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img156/thebandur0.jpg/1/)
Best drinking album ever.
tibilicus
01-30-2009, 23:34
oficallly drunkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
I seee dead people. Exorcisat opn t.,v ftl.
Reverend Joe
01-31-2009, 05:07
I seee dead people.
By any chance, are you throwing up into a toilet, thereby seeing your own reflection? Because in that case, I've seen dead people, too... many times. ...Too many times.
CountArach
01-31-2009, 10:07
Drunk as bitxefs09(*(((!
Amuwau O kist thought I woudl lisket you know... in case you nare interetestied. I jam just going out to ta club now...
Getting in jwill wibriee interesting.
CountArach
01-31-2009, 15:49
Well i got into te clb. But I got icked out at just afer 12.
KukriKhan
01-31-2009, 16:40
Congratz. Drink water.
Kralizec
01-31-2009, 23:02
Working on a uni essay as I type. Would rather be drinking instead :shame:
CountArach
02-01-2009, 06:18
Congratz. Drink water.
I didn't. I paid the price. At work.
Ouch man, ouch.
Speaking of work, I need to get a job... Oh wait, global financial meltdown...
Hooahguy
02-01-2009, 18:54
all of you guys need a boost!!!!!!!!
Strike For The South
02-01-2009, 19:12
all of you guys need a boost!!!!!!!!
Or whiskey.
Or whiskey.
Whiskey aye?
https://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6788/whiskeyyi5.jpg
Strike For The South
02-02-2009, 20:18
More whiskey, less ice, bigger glass.
Ouch man, ouch.
Speaking of work, I need to get a job... Oh wait, global financial meltdown...
I hear they are hiring fry cooks at the local McDonald's.
Hooahguy
02-05-2009, 00:28
yum.... home-made pizza!
Strike For The South
02-07-2009, 08:24
Colt 45 and tow zigzags babeee thats all wee neeed.
Strike For The South
02-07-2009, 08:30
*******SFTS GUIDE TO HEAVY ALCHOOL CUNSUMPTON********
1. Dont Die
2. No Fat Chicks
....HA!
Oh how the tables have turned,oh how they have turned.
CountArach
02-07-2009, 08:36
....HA!
Oh how the tables have turned,oh how they have turned.
I assume you had a fat chick and then shot yourself?
Strike For The South
02-07-2009, 08:40
Not bloody likely
Not bloody likely
:laugh4:
Kanamori
02-10-2009, 00:11
A couple more G&T's and I'll be set.
Hooahguy
02-10-2009, 03:33
i haaate mondaaaays......
Fisherking
02-10-2009, 15:33
I was just wondering…
Can anyone out side the EU or even in the UK find Stroh 80. Its Rum, sort of…
You can mix it in anything and it tastes great. Its not all that expensive and it is 80%
That is 160 proof…
If you can find it, you should try it…
no joke!
I was just wondering…
Can anyone out side the EU or even in the UK find Stroh 80. Its Rum, sort of…
You can mix it in anything and it tastes great. Its not all that expensive and it is 80%
That is 160 proof…
If you can find it, you should try it…
no joke!
I've never heard of it. Barcardi makes "151" which is 75.5% alcohol. It tastes like paint thinner though.
Hooahguy
02-11-2009, 00:12
my bday is in.... 2 days...
I was just wondering…
Can anyone out side the EU or even in the UK find Stroh 80. Its Rum, sort of…
You can mix it in anything and it tastes great. Its not all that expensive and it is 80%
That is 160 proof…
If you can find it, you should try it…
no joke!
My dad had some of that but he already emptied it, over the years, not at once. ~D
Fisherking
02-11-2009, 07:44
I've never heard of it. Barcardi makes "151" which is 75.5% alcohol. It tastes like paint thinner though.
You are right about Barcardi But Stroh 80 is not like that.
As I said it is fortified Rum. It is dark Rum with extra alcohol and a bit of rum flavor added.
http://www.stroh.co.uk/stroh/start.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh
Wiki explains why this is the case.
However, the effect is that if you pour a bit into hot water and add sugar you already have hot buttered rum. It makes the very best Feuerzungenbowle because it burns so well and tastes good.
Use it in any way you would use dark rum. But remember it is supercharged…
You are right about Barcardi But Stroh 80 is not like that.
As I said it is fortified Rum. It is dark Rum with extra alcohol and a bit of rum flavor added.
http://www.stroh.co.uk/stroh/start.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh
Wiki explains why this is the case.
However, the effect is that if you pour a bit into hot water and add sugar you already have hot buttered rum. It makes the very best Feuerzungenbowle because it burns so well and tastes good.
Use it in any way you would use dark rum. But remember it is supercharged…
I was just about to order a bottle off the net when I realized that the shipping charge was 45 pounds...
Hooahguy
02-12-2009, 02:55
my birthday is in.... 4 hours!
yay!
CountArach
02-12-2009, 04:43
my birthday is in.... 4 hours!
yay!
Drunk or don't post ~:angry:
Fisherking
02-12-2009, 09:54
I was just about to order a bottle off the net when I realized that the shipping charge was 45 pounds...
Good Lord!
I could get a case for that!
In pounds though? Not € ?
Before the EU when people went to Austria, friends always asked for them to pick some up.
It is one of those special items, if you know what I mean…
http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/search/more_info.php?item_id=3121
That one is in the US so you do have a chance!
Import duties must be steep. It is just under €13 at the local supermarket…
Hooahguy
02-12-2009, 13:11
Drunk or don't post ~:angry:
does being in a sleep-induced state count?
CountArach
02-12-2009, 14:57
does being in a sleep-induced state count?
Unless you drink while you sleep, no.
Strike For The South
02-14-2009, 07:29
I would do nasty unspeakable things to Rachel Ray. Yum-oh indeed. What a sweet swweet girl...
Noramlly I dont take any pride in my ethnic but everytime I see a mob movie I enjoy the looks I get from these yokels.
:italy:
Divinus Arma
02-19-2009, 08:02
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SANDWICH!
Divinus Arma
02-19-2009, 08:07
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sANDWICH
Divinus Arma
02-19-2009, 08:08
POO
Gah. I have never understood women, and never will....
My brain hurts. Am I sad or just resigned? Can't tell.
CountArach
02-19-2009, 14:24
DA RETURNS TO HIS HOME THREAD!!!
CountArach
02-21-2009, 09:24
I do believe I qualify for this thread, good sires. One of my mates was hosptialised just a ocuple of houts ago. He's obviously prestty soft.
Stomach pump?
Pity I had no internet last night, I was quite enjoying my brewskis (beer/whiskey mix) and the babes and videos of TropFest.
CountArach
02-23-2009, 11:43
Stomach pump?
Yup. He's fine though - just thinks he is a tool.
Strike For The South
02-23-2009, 20:22
Yup. He's fine though - just thinks he is a tool.
A tool of awesome?
I'm a philosophical drunk. I go very deep and thoughtful. E.g. first time I got drunk, a neat half bottle of rum, a bottle of lager and an unspecified amount of sambuca, I spent the evening discussing whether the Americans should have bombed Hiroshima (No way!).
Major Robert Dump
02-28-2009, 08:22
left4dead tiem
Crazed Rabbit
02-28-2009, 10:25
Gah, I'm not really drunk. But I have to wake up and be at a meeting for a project in 7 1/2 hours. :embarassed:
I'm a sad panda. Rabbit. Whatever.
CR
Hooahguy
03-01-2009, 02:45
boost!
Strike For The South
03-01-2009, 02:53
boost!
Are you drinking?
Hooahguy
03-01-2009, 02:55
mayb
Hooahguy
03-01-2009, 02:55
ya...
i guzled 3 bottles of wine in a contest today....
i love the sabbatj
Major Robert Dump
03-01-2009, 03:16
Wine?
Mad Dog, Night Train or WOOO WOOO?
Major Robert Dump
03-01-2009, 03:17
Hey Absinthe is legal now because they unbanned tapeworm, what will absinthe do to me?
Strike For The South
03-01-2009, 03:19
Hey Absinthe is legal now because they unbanned tapeworm, what will absinthe do to me?
You'll have a come to jesus moment.
Get you pissed really quickly since it's 70%. Tastes like liquorice. :sick:
Sasaki Kojiro
03-01-2009, 03:20
Well, do you own a knife?
Major Robert Dump
03-01-2009, 05:05
Is a machete considered a knife? And my wife has a dwarven axe. I've never mixed large amounts of grilled shrimp with bourban before, I hope I don't throw up. I may eat some ice cream later so if I hurl it will eat least taste good.
CountArach
03-01-2009, 07:31
Get you pissed really quickly since it's 70%. Tastes like liquorice. :sick:
Ain't that the truth. I have a mate who doesn't drink very much. On his 19th birthday people bought him 3 or 4 absinthe shots. He was drunk after just that.
Crazed Rabbit
03-01-2009, 10:43
Gah. hag gha gah.
I meant to tpye 'gah' three times there.
No luck I guess.
*sghs* Good grief...I can't spell right now.
CR
Ain't that the truth. I have a mate who doesn't drink very much. On his 19th birthday people bought him 3 or 4 absinthe shots. He was drunk after just that.
Haha. Last time I had it we did shots, plus brewskis and whiskey straight from the litre bottle. But, it was all good, we wake and baked, then went for burgers. :laugh4:
I have a mate who was given a hip flask at an Xmas party two years ago. He proceeded to down it in one, then ask what it was. The fact that it was the Green Fairy mkade for an amusing evening and one hell of a hangover.
Just came back from my local pub. One of my best friends just came back from Laos, so we sat down, had a couple of "pints" (Krügerl) and had a good time. Yaaay.
Cooked sausage and peppers tonight for the family whiling downing a good amount of Italian wine. I'm feeling pretty happy.
Reverend Joe
03-08-2009, 19:38
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sANDWICH
Dude, what the hell did I miss?!
Hooahguy
03-09-2009, 21:00
puriM!
I'm fairly sure it's not the booze, but on the way home me and my mates witnessed a drive-by shooting. I've never hit the deck faster in my life. WTF.
Strike For The South
03-17-2009, 08:56
A drive by? I can't top that. I did however set my croc on fire. By accident. It's out now in case any of you were wondering.
Of course being the ungreatful lot that you are you probably would'nt care if I lost the foot.
I did however set my croc on fire. By accident. It's out now in case any of you were wondering.
How did you manage that?
Hooahguy
03-17-2009, 15:40
boost!
Strike For The South
03-17-2009, 17:17
How did you manage that?
I was sitting a wee bit to close for comfort and some nice little coals came my way
friend turned 21... many pitchers/pints of beer... and get this... some dude offered to sell me weed in the middle of the street coming home... he even showed it to me... "20 a gram"... lol yeah right
Editz:
Not to mention it's St. Patties dayt!
Reverend Joe
03-18-2009, 08:55
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
St. PATTIES DAY = (9 GUINESS EXTRA STOUTS x THE MOST MAGICAL OF HERBS)/(A ****** DAY)+HAWKWIND
Do the math.
Edit: -1 for being intoxicated enough to forget the profanity rules.
CountArach
03-19-2009, 11:41
Drunk drunk drunk durnk rdunk durkn dunrk
A true Uni student drunk on a Thursday. :laugh4:
Hooahguy
03-19-2009, 15:58
takin my mind! takin my soul! taking my body! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GO METALLICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CountArach
03-19-2009, 22:08
A true Uni student drunk on a Thursday. :laugh4:
:laugh4:
Plus tonight and tomorrow night.
:laugh4:
Plus tonight and tomorrow night.
Tonight?! Bah, real men start at :checks watch: 3 pm! :Downs third shot of whiskey: :2thumbsup:
CountArach
03-20-2009, 14:07
Far more drunk than last night... manu i regret this noight... nah just kiding.
seireikhaan
03-21-2009, 03:44
I gotz a little captina in me!
seireikhaan
03-21-2009, 07:34
Yo ho, yo how, a pirate's life for m-- The rum's gone? Whadda ya mane the rum's gone? HOW CAN THE RUM BE GONE?
Strike For The South
03-21-2009, 09:07
I gotz a little captina in me!
emphasis mine
In four hours I have had:
1 shot of Whiskey
1 shot of Whiskey
1 shot of Gin
1 Peroni
1 shot of Tequila
1 Strongbow
1 Cooper's Pale Ale
1 shot of Tequila
1 Toohey's New
1 shot of Whiskey
And the night is still young! Woop! Yey!
Edit: Plus I have a date next Friday. But, looking into it I kinda regret it, I'm ready to get hurt by a pretty girl. :shrug:
In four hours I have had:
1 shot of Whiskey
1 shot of Whiskey
1 shot of Gin
1 Peroni
1 shot of Tequila
1 Strongbow
1 Cooper's Pale Ale
1 shot of Tequila
1 Toohey's New
1 shot of Whiskey
And the night is still young! Woop! Yey!
Edit: Plus I have a date next Friday. But, looking into it I kinda regret it, I'm ready to get hurt by a pretty girl. :shrug:
That was a fun night. But, seriously, I need a drink.
CountArach
03-26-2009, 10:06
Pleasantly light headed right now, had a few a couple of hours ago.
Waiting for the woman I like to come on MSN so I can talk to her/ask her out...
CountArach
03-26-2009, 11:02
Pleasantly light headed right now, had a few a couple of hours ago.
Waiting for the woman I like to come on MSN so I can talk to her/ask her out...
Well, she just said yes and said she dumped her ex because she had feelings for me... I... am so happy right now :laugh4:
Well, she just said yes and said she dumped her ex because she had feelings for me... I... am so happy right now :laugh4:
Nice. ~:cheers:
Well, she just said yes and said she dumped her ex because she had feelings for me... I... am so happy right now :laugh4:
Congrats, although from personal experience, it is quite horrible to be on the other side. :embarassed:
two long island ice teas.... 2 cranberry and vodkas... some blonde girl who knew me from accounting (damn she was attractive), and the best part... all drinks were a $1... good night
Strike For The South
04-10-2009, 06:51
oops
CountArach
04-10-2009, 06:57
two long island ice teas.... 2 cranberry and vodkas... some blonde girl who knew me from accounting (damn she was attractive), and the best part... all drinks were a $1... good night
:jawdrop:
:jawdrop:
I'm paying for it now. Work is going to suck. I'm very glad i downed an entire bottle of water before sleeping.
Hooahguy
04-12-2009, 02:49
4 beers in a row at 1:30 AM RULES!
CountArach
04-23-2009, 08:21
Drunk on a thursday
I love myt life.
Strike For The South
04-23-2009, 18:19
Drunk on a thursday
I love myt life.
If you were really cool you'd start a perscription drug habit and have meaningless sex with all the women who want your drugs. You wake up the next morning in a cold swear next to your own vomit wondering what in the hell you have done and wondering aloud if god will ever forgive you.
But I guess you're not cool...loser :wink:
Incongruous
04-24-2009, 15:49
haha, th e man!!!
Hooahguy
04-24-2009, 16:36
FRIDAY!
Reverend Joe
04-24-2009, 23:26
Heh heh... I love how your name in your sig looks like the Metallica logo.
Strike would have been proud:
1) No Fat Chicks - Barely Check
2) Didn't Die- Barely Check
I hadn't consumed that much alcohol in a long while. Now it's time for something that will kill the hangover. ~:smoking: :clown:- I hope everyone is enjoying their Saturday.
Hooahguy
04-26-2009, 14:58
Heh heh... I love how your name in your sig looks like the Metallica logo.
that was kinda the idea....
Hooahguy
04-26-2009, 15:02
does powerade work in killing hangovers?
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