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ROFL! When I opened the thread, the post I saw was this one - https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...4&postcount=61 with this statement of yours quoted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
I was thinking "Did some one really tell him not to get his winky out at her?"
maybe you misunderstood me. i meant a double face in the sense that with her you are nice and charming but to others you are a total :daisy:.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
yeah, i picked up like 5 free ones at a doctors office when i had to have my physical for baseball, then me and my buddies blew them up and had general fun with them (amazing how much a condom with nothing going on can entertain a group of teenage boys) and I only had 1 left, but now its gone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
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Lies. If they're regular condoms picked up from the doctor, they should fit every conceivable penis size in existence.
The regulars you buy in restrooms will make a strangled smurf out of anyones manliness, there are always differences in the quality of a product, and there is such a thing as bad condoms.
well then somethings wrong with the drs office condoms....or..you know :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
ARRGGGHHHH
This is out of hand!
Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".
I thought 'out of hand' is where he wanted things to go?Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
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thats a really good analogy!Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
You're fourteen. Its more like prussian blu-tac, amirite?
:grin2:
If you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems...
Please for the love of god do not talk about 'it' again, I have no interest in hearing about your reproductive organs unless your a hot girl or you have some freaky disease... ~;)
:laugh4: Ooooooh, BURN!!! *sizzle*Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Let's hear the comeback, PI.
Yo mumma so stupid she went to Bangkok to get tie fighter?
Now I've got RC stuck in my head...
Stop talking about "it". There is asians around here :shame:
Don't remind me of the time I had to explain to you what a 'crotch' was.
:no:
~:pat: I love you Beefy!
oh...that was a bit too much. not that I'm saying I'm on either side of the argument, but some people could be offended.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
anyway, I'm kinda sick now, so hoping I get better before practice tomorrow so I can get to talk to her again, and i'll be really pissed if i'm not fit to go to the game (and subsequently her house) on wednesday.
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When I was your age we had to buy condoms in a store!Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
At his age, you could have been married.
Since when has being kinda sick stopped an athlete. Just suck it up during practice and take good care of yourself otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
Oh and about the condoms (just buy them, pharmacists should be fairly understanding) NEVER keep them in your wallet. They can get holes and rips in them from the friction. And besides you wont be needing them just yet are you.
How old was he again, 14?
I don't carry any either because I do not expect to sleep with someone at my age.
1. every time I breathe, speak, r even just swallow excess spit because i dont want to spit on my floor, it burns my throat, and every time i try to gargle with salt water, i go to spit it out and then my uber-swelled tonsils swing forward and it hurts like hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
2. how am i supposed to get to a pharmacy.....without anyone knowing? its not like my mom is just gonna be like 'ok, ill take you to the pharmacy to get some condoms, which i'll have to pay for, so you can have sex with a grl whos a few months older than you' (my identity was stolen last year by some asshole in washington state[i'm in NC????], so that couple hundred lawn mowing dollars went down to $60. then the stupid bank said i wasn't old enough to have a debit card in the first place, so they just said "Hey! let's take 40 bucks away from this kid and leave him with a wii he wont play with for a year and a a half an $20!!)
and my friend has a HUGE mouth, so if he got his mom or sister to take me (which would be weird as hell) hed probably say something stupid and get me in trouble.
You're 14. Isnt it bloody illegal or something?
Regardless theres the issue of...well, how to put it nicely.
Be aware that this isn't just you, its all men to a point.
"Oooh yeah baby, baby yeah.
Mmm thats good baby, just..uhhhh...
"Thats not it!"
"Hmmm...uuggnnhhh."
"Is there a problem?"
"Aint no problem baby"
All the time the guy is thinking "WHERE THE HELL IS THIS THING!"
Badly paraphrased from Eddie Murphey.
by the way, sex under the age of 16, at least in GA, is illegal, even if the girl says ok to it.
Kids these days. :no: You have everything you need right here in your own post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
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*By no means am I condoning underage noogie with this post. But hormones are funny things, and it's always best to remember the Boy Scout motto.
lol, I just now realized that. but we already are loaded up with medicine, so i wouldnt have an excuse.
and in NC, since one is not 4 years older than the other, it is perfectly legal (of course with equal and free consent by both parties)
I used to tear up and eat undesireable receipts.Quote:
Dispose of the receipt properly (i.e. not in a trash bin at home).
Quite frankly, I don't think it will happen. Is the girl that open? Whatever you do, don't pop the question yourself.
Or, to put it more bluntly, you don't want to rush into sex because you're probably not going to be great at it first time. So, pinning any kind of relationship on sex at your age isn't a good bet. Also, if you're only after sex you're a bit of an arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
"Hey Baby, wanna get with 'dis?"Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
= Epic Fail.
oh, that's not it at all, trust me. I would only ever ask out a girl who I think I could have a good relationship with (or is hot enough that thats what I think even if I don't....think.....it???). The sex thing is mainly just kind of a "Hey, I'm leaving forever next week, we might as well do it now" because i'm moving in june.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
Well, if you're moving in nine months or so, I would just enjoy yourselves and maybe not go for sex at all. You're only 14 and you have plenty of time to do that sort of stuff. It sounds like you haven't had a girlfriend yet, so that shouldn't be objective one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
tahts what im gonna do....until like the week we're moving...
odds are nothing'll happen, but isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
It's emotional blackmail, "Hay baby, you know I'm shipping out tomorrow...."Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
There's a whole generation with American fathers all accross Europe from exactly that line. Either you'll end up having sex or you won't, forcing the issue is pretty slimy.
its not forcing, its just that i wouldn't want to wreck a good relationship until the very last second, when it wouldnt have enough time to get really bad.
Deliberately manipulating a girl into having sex with you just before the relationship ends is not cool, at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
+ so many its not funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
I think the point is moot. They're 14/15. She should be smart enough, and even if she isnt, its not gunna happen.
Be nice ~:pat:
I thought that the terms teenager and smart were virtually mutual exclusive.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Don't put any pressure on the girl when it comes to her first time. They're already a very edgy thing on there own. It'll happen when it happens and you'll only be sorry if you try to act out some fantasy you concocted in your head.
beh. neither of you have reached full puberty, when both of you are at your best.
Tell that to Gauss!Quote:
Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
Take your time, if there is any peer-pressure? Tell them to get a life of their own instead of living yours. It's never right to use people, first time is a special occasion you will always lovingly remember it (Or in my case, not so much I laughingly remember it but that's the same thing), young girls being fragile as they are (or absolutely ruthless) it's a bad thing to do.
I agree with Frag, completely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
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Besides, you're 14, right? And you're expecting your next relationship to last 9 months? At that age I'd be surprised if a relationship lasted half that amount of time.
Well, I have some pretty typical 14/15 year old friends, and that's not hard to believe watching them. I honestly think that the way me and this girl get along is waaaay better than the random people my friends date. We really click together perfectly.
ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.
Otherwise, a cat is fine too.
http://blog.pornlandia.net/wp-conten.../catisfine.jpg
Really hope that isn't related.
Total Concur. You're wasting your time if you try anything pre-18 and expect it to last a meaningful length of time, unless you already have a strong relationship with said girl, and even then, attempting to sexualise that relationship will probably sink it faster than the Bismarck.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Also, I've always wanted to use that meme, but I've never found an opportune moment to do so.
well, i found a way hotter, smarter, and just as compatible girl at a football game at the high school (shes a cheerleader too :D) and we're goin out now.
but if it doesnt work out, i still have like a month and a half to ask out anyone on the volleyball team.
god my life rocks sometimes!
one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.
Wait already have someone else AND you're thinking of other 'opportunities? You sir are ... wait, right you're 14. Never mind.
She has just become a good friend. Enjoy it. It's a skill that will come in handy later.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
He'll learn the difference one day.
*ruffles hair*
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Originally Posted by Olaf The Great
Time for derailment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
IMO, the Bismarck didn't really sink that fast. It had the long joyride through the North Atlantic, it steamed around in circles for a while after the Swordfish got it, and it took a few battery-loads of fire before it went under.
The Tirpitz, on the hand, got blasted with Tallboys designed to punch through U-boot bunkers, so you can guess what happened then.
That is my view on dating as well, but psychology proves that teen dating is a vital developmental step, so it is but prudent to ensure you carry it out. How are you going to snag the love of your life when you are 118 if you have no experience dating? The answer is, you are not. Dating is crucial to emotional maturity and a few other things. Just do not let dating drain you financially and do not become enraptured in it. Nearly anything is more productive then dating.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Despite this, I still agree with ACIN :sweatdrop::shame::no:.
I disagree.
signed, Hax
With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hax
I am inclined to disagree with your agreement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
Girls are huge amounts of fun, and I don't mean because you can have sex with them. The dating thing is just a confindence booster, you can start in your 20's. Talking to women is easy, charming them is easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
And, as I said, it's great fun.
Don't listen to these people. As I said, a cat is fine too.
EDIT:
See, AP backs this up as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
Hear hear!Quote:
As I said, a cat is fine too.
good, love is the better part of sex. That whole 'must get laid' is for the insecure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
Hardly, I think. What of the lustful? I have seen far too many of those, boys who desperately wish to get laid, not to prove their manhood, but simply for the pleasure of it. What do you think hormones are for?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
I agree with Frag. More often than not getting laid truly is about the "conquest". You aern't very good at intercourse and doing it often leads to more Q&As. Part of growing up but hardly "fun". I know sex only really became pleasureable for me when I became comfotable with myself. Oh and I started doing it with fat chicks. That helps to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
Think of it this way. How do you know about all these relations? Why were you told?
all of these relations???
Seriously?
Flaunting blatant disregard for forum sig rulez!
I SHALL :daisy:BLOCK YOU FOR ETERNITY.
Indeed. There has always been a gentleman's agreement in my group, we just pretended we don't notice it when someone sneaked of wiith his snack of the day. Have some manners I don't care who you slept with and how it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Notice how five pages of advice from the rest of the Orgah totally fails to solve his problem, then within half an hour of me posting my advice, he follows my advice and his problem is solved.
:smug:
That was part of the reason why I said Bismarck, in the hope that one of the history nerds here would pick up on it. In short, you have just been trolled.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
Also, never, ever take relationship advice from AP. Just a word of warning.
Hehe, you may be correct, as I have never had a relationship with a girl, but I would not be too far from reality if I say that I can get more good-looking girls (I do not see why PI would want to go out with an unattractive female) than the majority of similarly-aged patrons of .Org if I was actually attracted to them. There is a great deal of girls who like me in school, and my friends say many of them have a crush on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
Now, I have no idea about the accuracy of this, but still, there is some truth in it. And in no way do I wish for persons to deem this as boasting, because there is nothing I am proud of here. I am very much annoyed as a matter of fact, because it seems there is a current trend of hugging everyone who is your friend/close acquaintance in US schools. Apparently, some girls think it is amusing when they forcefully stalk me to elicit a forceful embrace (by them - not me)... I am not much on hugging, so... yeah...
So in conclusion, I would recommend Prussian Iron not to listen to my relationship advice, but at the same time, heeding my advice on how to attract women may not be an entirely useless idea. The only problem is, I do not know what part of me is attractive and what is not...
Bow Chicka Honk Honk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
Huh? I mean, really, I Googled it and it said this was a bastadisation of "Bow Chicka Wow Wow", which itself refers to sexual encounters, but how does this relate to my quote?? So, repeat: huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
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Originally Posted by Subotan
FFFFFFFFF.....
Relationships are like **********. **** comes out of them.
Perhaps I am just terribly antisocial, but I cannot get myself into the idea of having a relationship. Bear in mind that I do socialize, but my teenage narcissism convinces me that dating anyone I know would be infinitely more exasperating than simply sitting by myself. Hell, I find myself annoying at times, so I'd have to set my standards to the level of centuries-old dust bunnies.
Might wanna edit that last post AVSM.
AP: Red vs Blue
Tucker: Did someone call for a really hairy plumber? Bow Chicka Bow Wow.
Later on he has an alien kid (he becomes a mother), and hes giving him advice, he says goodbye and something mildly sexual (cant remember, but its like "I gotta go now, Tex needs me to cover her ass") and the alien kid says "Bow Chicka Honk Honk", as Tucker's main line.
"I guess you did teach him something."
"Teach? You dont teach that. That :daisy:s genetic!"
indeed, RVB is funny as hell.
i remember 1 line in like the first couple episodes, someone says:
"You just killed (don't remember who) you team-killing F*&%-Tard!!!"
"F*&%-Tard" is now one of my favorite words, right next to "Sick-F*&%"
Just a short remark before this thread goes completely off topic:
If you didn’t ask her why she got grounded in the first place, your chances are very bleak my friend, very bleak indeed!
Only thing that can remedy this is a really fast car or one of those obscene cool looking bikes with a flag! :2thumbsup:
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Boy, a man can dream can he?!
Hey Chicka Bum Bum.Quote:
Bow Chicka Honk Honk.
Ugh..Quote:
"F*&%-Tard" is now one of my favorite words, right next to "Sick-F*&%"
And Church is the one you were thinking of, Caboose killed Church. There's also been a few dozen new RvB episodes, in case you didn't know - you should check them out.
I enjoy using the former quite often, but the latter sounds childish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
I just knew it was church! couldnt remember who killed him though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azathoth
I know. I've seen the Reconstruction (I think thats what they are) series, pretty cool.
Are the newest ones that animated crap that i saw a trailer for? or real RVB in Halo games?
http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?sid=rvbQuote:
Are the newest ones that animated crap that i saw a trailer for? or real RVB in Halo games?
Relocation, then Recreation.
The Halo anime(s) is completely unrelated.
Um... :dancinglock:
Ummm, stop spamming and bringing this thread closer to lockage... :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tratorix
Increasing your post count by one is no justification for that post.
So I take it Prussian Iron does not need any more help with the other sex?
Yes, I care deeply about my post count. I will no longer bring the blight of spam upon this thread, you have my word. :bow: May I humbly suggest, then, that this thread has served its purpose?Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
Its like this:
A dog can chase cars all it wants, but even if it catches one, what is it going to do with it? Slobber over it with its mouth?
Let the thread die naturally. The thread will feel much better that way.