If i pluck up the courage im going to have to try that line out... just got to get the smirk just right...
back on the topic of forums getting you laid i hear moderators get teh hawtest chicks!
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If i pluck up the courage im going to have to try that line out... just got to get the smirk just right...
back on the topic of forums getting you laid i hear moderators get teh hawtest chicks!
That's because they've got great wingmen in their AMs. :smoking:
Great job Lemur, you have just scarred me from ever entering dark public restaurants again.
Uh baby, Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your Bed Rock!
Grit your teeth. Show them that you are not intimidated, even if you are.
Hi, isn't your name [insert name]? 'no' Nobody's perfect, want a drink?
well, if you're not a wiseacre who looks like sth out of the Mexican American war, has a big nose, the desposition of an angry Kurd, and obviously suffering from some mental illness or another, I think you can find the right lady. :clown:
everything else here is just detail.
me on the other hand...not so lucky :clown:
~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby SFTS
Keep your distance, don't be "over-keen", girls don't like that stuff, especially as people who are 'keen' get really creepy stalker-wise. My view on this is basically keep your distance, as in allowing the girl to make most of the 'first steps' in text messaging and other things, as they love the replies, also, when you text/phone/invite out of the blue, it is "special".
Sometimes there is more thrill in the man doing the chasing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Nothing to laugh about they are evolving, they are getting smarter they have started giving eachother advice. If we natural studs don't organize they will win because of sheer numbers (and doing smart things with numbers they can teleport us)Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Shut the **** up. Every ten minutes I hear that **** song on the radio. It's terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
so THATS why i cant get any girls; i dont talk enough about my heroic victories in Rome and M2! :facepalm: how could i not have though of that. thanks rasoforos!Quote:
Originally Posted by rasoforos
If you find a girl who enjoys TW as much as you do, you could also exhange tactic and AARs. In essence, improving your techniques together.
edit: Don't mention you abuse console cheats if you do (and if she doesn't), you don't want to look like she's a better player than you...do you?
There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition though! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by A Nerd
Simply enlighten the poor female on the wonderous life she is missing out on. She can easily rectify this by joining you in volunteering at the Camel stables, I've got plenty of work to do, and I don't mind if you take the afternoon off to roll in the hay, if you know what I mean.
After a week of this, she will realise how wonderful camels are and she will not need anything ever again.
Or she can realise how wonderful humps are... ~;)
What's wrong with Bed Rock?
Nothing my little Eastern European prince.Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
American culture produces nothing but the best for our friends beyond Germany
Competition is fine, I'm not sure you understood, but when one's proficiency comes at the expense of anothers lack there of, the furthuring of a healthy relationship cannot be had.
edit: :P
The men are always doing the chasing. It is funny you imply otherwise as I seen them chasing you and you just go "la la la la" twisting them around your finger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
I reminds me of that guy who was after you and these other girls, and he kept inviting you over for "Rockband"/"Lips"/etc and comments to me "You wondered why I have those games? It brings the girls to the yard". Chased all those girls, and he got none of them. :sad:
(edit: He was just after one of them though for you forumers.)
So in short, attract the girls sure, but don't pamper them, or you are the girls "friend" and they just use you.
Cookie for Beskie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Hey, nothing wrong with being their friend. I have a great friendship with this girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
However:
Unfortunate side effect...Quote:
Originally Posted by My friend
Some girls can be very agressive, not a one night stand type, but it's always me being aproached if it happens. Not really the same thing I know, but my sis for example campaigned for months for that sloth of a husband of hersQuote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Hey, you made it personal, no fair! I may have done that in the past, but that was years ago! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Men are supposed to do the chasing anyway; when ladies do it, we look clingy (and who likes that?) and it just encourages that "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" mentality that, at least from this lady's perspective, is bloody annoying! I'm not saying that guys have to be all traditional courting, no sexy time until third dates or whatever else, just that it shouldn't be left to the woman to do the work to make things happen.
I have heard strong rumours to the contrary about that young gentleman, but for the most part you're right; Rock Band is awesome and should be the ticket to all women's hearts, in my opinion:Quote:
I reminds me of that guy who was after you and these other girls, and he kept inviting you over for "Rockband"/"Lips"/etc and comments to me "You wondered why I have those games? It brings the girls to the yard". Chased all those girls, and he got none of them. :sad:
Awesome. <3Quote:
Boy: "Hun, I've booked us a table at that romantic restaurant you like..."
Girl: "Forget that, let's beat Enter Sandman on Expert!"
This annoys me just as much as it does you.Quote:
So in short, attract the girls sure, but don't pamper them, or you are the girls "friend" and they just use you.
In love, as in all things in life, it pays to be reasonably aloof.
I didn't mean that. I am not saying for you to sit around, in a short, men need to adopt the "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen", because more and more often this isn't the case. What happens is, the girl just goes "oh, it's another text message. :rolleyes:".Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
While this isn't my own wording, I remember some one saying: "If the main difference between a really good friendship and a really good relationship is that you have sex in a relationship, you need to give a reason for there sex to occur." by this, if you pamper the girl constantly, what reason in the theory, would she need to have sex with you for? She is going to get this pampering anyway, might as well go with some one else. However, if they only get this pampering while they are in a relationship with you, then there is a reason for them to have sex with you. While this statement will give me -10 points with every female on the forum, but there is some truth to it. If you pamper the female you are interested in, and they don't return anything, it is a seriously case of the "friend-zone", I would recommend stop pampering them, and begin actually hitting on other females. This will make the female you was interested in, miss the love and support, and they begin to feel jealous and then they 'realise' they love you, and thus might initiate steps. Obviously, don't fly into their arms so they go "oh, nevermind, we are just friends". So even if you are a nice-guy, don't be 'over-friendly'.
This sort of falls short when it comes to those American-esque you been friends since 5 and now 20 romance movies. But because in the real-life is none existant, we will dismiss that.
Indeed, great idea by him, he didn't do the execution to woe you into his heart, otherwise you would be dating that "young gentleman". :tongue:Quote:
I have heard strong rumours to the contrary about that young gentleman, but for the most part you're right; Rock Band is awesome and should be the ticket to all women's hearts, in my opinion:
I could go about saying about males in dating advice for women, but the contrasts are really amusing. Such as "Well ladies, there is one thing a guy sees in you, and that is for a romantic relationship that is greatly inspired around concept of Sex". but alas...Quote:
This annoys me just as much as it does you.
Yeah, if you are getting approached, you will not be asking for dating/girl advice on a web-forum. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
It does when it is the 50+ hotel-owner storming in in the middle of the night to vaccuum-clean the floor, no kidding. And no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
So we can conclude, Beskar, that sometimes it's easier to go to the ones who want money instead of attention in return for the sex?
Hahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Well, for the money one, you need money.
This is all on the "short-term" anyway. Females simply are not attracted the sex-less pampering "nice-guy" routine, because the vast majority of them cannot tell if that means they like you more than just a friend or not as well. This is why females sometimes go for the whole ":daisy:" routine some guys do.
The only time, they usually go for some one during the "nice-guy" act, is because they want to go straight for that long-term relationship. The vast majority of females (especially younger ones) don't look for that. They look in the short-term.
I put it this way, which do you think is more attractive? A teddy-bear or bar of chocolate? The teddybear might be cute and cuddley, but you don't want "pleasure" from it. The chocolate is bad for you, but gives you "pleasure". In this sense "Girls just want to have fun". So imagine the girl sitting there, and here comes the "teddybear" 'er hi, I really like you, do you want to be more than friends?", the girl goes "aww, little teddy, how cute. I don't see you like that, we are friends.", then you go the bar of chocolate "hi there, I am naughty and I will give you pleasure" the girl goes "oooOoo I want take your wrapper off, Mr. Chocolate".
But the chocolate will melt away during the summer and the birds will eat it!
Another problem is that as soon as a chocolate bar with strawberry flavour comes along she will jump onto that. Well, unless you're just looking for a quickie of course, then that is not a problem but a solution.
No no, they have their chocolate, then just move onto another chocolate. That teddybear 'nice-guy' is still there, going 'hug me' while they ignore him, because he is in the friend-zone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Not really a problem, typically many see short-sightedly.Quote:
Another problem is that as soon as a chocolate bar with strawberry flavour comes along she will jump onto that. Well, unless you're just looking for a quickie of course, then that is not a problem but a solution.
I put it this way, your average guy just wants sex, the average girl just wants a bit of fun. If you are not in this mantra, you face a situation where you are basically excluded, unless you find a single female some where who isn't one of those "bit of fun". Then because of these other guys who just want "sex" etc, they end up with one of those anyway and get disillusioned.
What happens usually is, the average guy and average girl magically at some point, realise they want something more then settle down. Problem is, the ones excluded obviously don't get that opportunity.
There are other reasons as well. Ever heard of the 10 point scale of attractiveness?
It goes along the lines that two people will go for eachother, as long as they are within 2 points of eachother. So lets say something is a "7" rating, they can reasonably go between a "9" max (not good looking enough for a 10) and a "5" min (below a 5 is too ugly for you), though they will most likely end up with some one at a similar rating.
This is also mixed in with another fact, women generally always go for higher, which means, men usually go for lower. Only times women usually go lower looks-wise is because a man has other factors such as money, etc which changes their own position on the scale due to these factors. So if you are Mr. Nice-guy and you are rated around a 5, lets say you are average. This means, unless you turn into chocolate, you will most likely end up with some one rated as a 3, if you stick to your usual routine.
As you can kind of guess, that cute girl next door? Absolutely no chance. The.. erm... "3 rating" girl down the road? If you can overlook her "3" rating, then thats your choice.
This 8 here will stick to his computer, thankyouverymuch. ~;)
Because yes, I usually do go for the long term.
For those interested, here is a video of me. :mellow:
I've heard the 'homlier' girls were better in terms of the ol' in-and-out and all that's associated if you know what I mean. Better to turn a good girl bad than a bad girl good too. Use your chocolate bar and teddy bears as ruses to maneuver around her 'ability at tact' rather than making a blunt statement as to what you intend to do with said gifts.
So wait, when did Beskar ask Secura to play Rock Band?
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Actually, it's me who asked Beskar to play it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaseikhaan
Beskar isn't a fan of those games for the most part, and since I returned home from university, I can only play them alone usually, which isn't as fun.
~:flirt:Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
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:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
A devious one that Beskar, Rock-Band is the best social game after strip-twister
Some really basic tips:
1. Be attractive.
2. Be handsome.
3. Never be unattractive.
and
4. Bring severed plant genitals (also known as flowers) with you if you plan on visiting her home.
Hmm. It's more about being confident. Yes, trivial I know, but confidence goes a long way. In fact it is almost 95% confidence. A mate of mine is sleazy looking to be blunt, but he has a ridiculous amount to confidence and self-assurance. Confidence draws from being self-assured, not arrogant, but knowing who you are, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zradha Pahlavan
On that note, wish me luck. And confidence. :grin:
Sorry for the double post but:
I win. :yes: Finally, the most infuriating and confusing woman I have ever met is mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychonaut
You weren't confident enough to take and post pictures?
Remember to let her out the basement once in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychonaut
Oh.... you didn't mean you possessed her in that way.
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Reminder to the OP: All this information is only applicable on the dance floor. When on the dance floor, the way to attract a girl is to have a penis and have it in close proximity to her butt, then she magically will be all over you.
srsly? that seems too easyQuote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
I just ran a 4 hour experiment with 400 test subjects divided into equals amounts of men and women. Throughout all 4 hours, even when exhausted, the vast majority of women just kept humping the men. Usually in sync with the music beats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prussian Iron
so....the most effective music for such a real-world test would be a judas priest or metallica song with a very fast beat?Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
No, for several reasons.
1. Girls, as a general rule, dislike that kind of music.
2. A strong beat is more important than a fast one; this is why dance music is popular.
3. The consequences of humping that fast would be embarrassing, to say the least.
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Originally Posted by Subotan
Reminds me of this song.
It would appear that being lewd and vulgar have their advantages. Who would have guessed?!
:2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Those guys are awesome. Their last tune (I Threw It On The Ground) is so goddam funny.
I wish I could look like a douche as well as they do in this song :-(