RAP BATTLE thread

**LittleGrizzly** · 09-01-2010, 00:38

Even though I only do this sometime
you can clearly tell from my rhyme
that in this battle i am superior
ill make any challenger look inferior

so make a line up y'all
an ill make you fall
cos this is my tru destiny
to be the rap battle majesty

**Reenk Roink** · 09-01-2010, 01:28

Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly

Even though I only do this sometime
you can clearly tell from my rhyme
that in this battle i am superior
ill make any challenger look inferior

so make a line up y'all
an ill make you fall
cos this is my tru destiny
to be the rap battle majesty

Well for responding to my challenge I gotta give you props
But after I'm done with you you'll be cleaning up with mops
Cause I blow the whistle on cats who think they can be dissin'
But when they come out swinging all they be doing is missin'
As for you MC Nerd, I'll get back to you in a while
Cause right now I got this fly girl waiting and I have to make her smile

**LittleGrizzly** · 09-01-2010, 03:40

My lyrical style will win this challenge
your rhymes are older than stonehenge
my words are like laser guided weapons
I take apart your weak attempts with precision
Ill leave you now with an easy decision
walk away now and save face
I am the Usain bolt of this race

**Reenk Roink** · 09-01-2010, 04:36

Word

Man, I dunno why you acting all cool
Your lyrics are about as deep as a kiddie pool
While I'm hitting home runs you just bunting
While I'm making touchdowns you just punting
So come on Org, give me a new challenger
Cause this guy's Dr. Seuss and I'm J.D. Salinger!

**Moros** · 09-01-2010, 13:36

In the backroom we're battling each other already enough
So why start in the kingdom o' peace and love?

But if it's fine by the moderator,
I'll start dissin' the thread creator,
the instigator,
But I'll rule sole as the absolute dictator
of this verbal amphitheatre.
My rhymes will be this thread's vindicator,
Their impact is so huge, they often leave a crater.
Rap is to me, what sports is to A.C Slater, (Old school rap I guess lol)
I serve my lines, as if I'm the ******* head waiter.

You see you're rapping with the best,
my verses are sexier than Megan Fox undressed.
With creativity I'm blessed,
my mind is a true treasure chest,
impressed?
When I enter a rap contest,
everybody is distressed,
unrest.
I'm simply better than the rest.
Known from the North east to South West
You guys rap like Kanye West,
do you really want to start this slaughter fest?
These rhymes are not in jest.
I started at you own request,
If you really wanna battle me,
be my guest.

It's not the same when you're not doing it in your native language. Oh well at least I killed some valuable time.

**drone** · 09-01-2010, 16:20

[hype man]
Yeaahhhh boooooyyyyyy!
[/hype man]

**A Nerd** · 09-01-2010, 17:44

Reading this thread reminds me of a poignent quote by a popular rap artist of the mid 90's. I was as follows: 'I'm just chillin' like Bob Dylan, maxin' like Michael Jackson.'. Isn't that brilliant?! On to more raps G money!