The Next Step for the GOP

[Major Robert Dump]

Chris Christie will never be elected because he is too fatzor. The best thing he could do for his chances is to go on The Biggest Loser or something, or maybe prove that "its my thyroid!". We have not had an obese president in going on 100 years I believe. You lose credibility in telling people how to live their lives when you cannot see your own penis.