The Scourge of Ephesus [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: Tiberius of the Drake

for voting when it is nighttime.


unvote: Tiberius of the Drake

[Thermal]

vote: Tiberius of the Drake

for voting when it is nighttime.


unvote: Tiberius of the Drake

enjoying nighttime ATPG?

[Jolt]

Vote: Sigurd

He has a suspicious name.

[Askthepizzaguy]

enjoying nighttime ATPG?

Yes, yes I am. I have a role too, I'm the detective. That's right, I'm claiming detective on night one so the mafia can murder me and win the game easily. And everyone knows I play ballsy, so as stupid as this is, I probably am the detective too.

I applaud your vigilance, Ares, but in all seriousness, at least let me up before you start giving me the eye of suspicion.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Sigurd

He has a suspicious name.

No, no, no... it's nighttime.

Everyone pays attention in this game, or they don't sign up for the next one.

[Thermal]

uhhh....ok then....

[Tiberius of the Drake]

the description led me to believ it was daytime (i.e the guy woke up and then went back to sleep/ thought that meant nothing happened and it was day 1)

unvote:boudicca

[Askthepizzaguy]

*threatens to get his supertownie cape, but thinks the better of it*

[TinCow]

Yes, yes I am. I have a role too, I'm the detective. That's right, I'm claiming detective on night one so the mafia can murder me and win the game easily. And everyone knows I play ballsy, so as stupid as this is, I probably am the detective too.

You're lying. I'm the detective.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You're lying. I'm the detective.

Cool! Then we can run off and be private detectives together!

grabs TinCow's hand and skips off into the sunset, gaily swinging their clasped hands to and fro, through a meadow of wildflowers and rainbows and peacocks.

Two private detectives, yes... we're just a couple of private dicks.

Wait... allow me to rephrase that...

[TinCow]

I don't believe you. My role PM tells me you're lying:

Detective

You are the detective.

During the night, you detect.

During the day, you have to avoid getting lynched by the stupid townies. You won't, though, because they're stupid. If you're lucky, you'll manage to detect a mafioso and reveal it to the town. Too bad for you they won't believe you and they'll lynch you anyway, making sure to never lynch the mafioso you revealed to them. Stupid jerks.

When all mafiosi and other bad guys are lynched or killed, you get to be vindicated and say "I told you so."

Good luck (you'll need it)

Andres.

Oh, and ATPG is lying.

[CountArach]

*threatens to get his supertownie cape, but thinks the better of it*

FoS: ATPG

Having a cape means you have something to hide. TELL ME YOU MAFIOSO!

[Reenk Roink]

Given that the Reenkmeister is exceptionally powerful this game (he warmly sends his regards to Andres and destiny and probability ) he is exceedingly confident in being able to singlehandedly facilitate a glorious victory for whichever party he fancies more at any given time. Furthermore, he will not rely on the base methods of killing and voting which he has demonstrated to possess absolutely no efficacy whatsoever in relation to his awe inspiring powers, and thus he abstains, courteously.

Let it be known that the Reenkmaistro with his new elated status sees fit to bring two relics of that past which were met with much enmity before: The List and The Fan Club. Hopefully they have become more palatable to the ones not as fortunate as Reenkazoid, as this time, they will have a manifest impact.

[CountArach]

Reenk's role is apparently to refer to himself in the third person with various suffices applied to the end of his name.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Wait until the sun rises in the east to abstain, courteously, says I, courteously.



And how did you know about my cape? Did my split personality come in here yet?

*twirls his evil mustache*

Ahahahahaaaaa!!!!

*hides behind his evil fake supertownie cape and transforms into a classic villain stereotype which I am far too lazy to imagine and describe, so instead, I'll just think of cookies.*

[Askthepizzaguy]

Here's my actual role PM:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Supertownie Detective Roleblocker Vigilante Invincible Man-o-Steel Man with Nipples of the Future

You are the most Godlike townie ever, and all the ladies seem to like you, even though your obscenely revealing tights and constant trips to the public baths show you to have alternative predilections.

(No, they don't, Andres... stop saying that!)

During the day, you don't have to bother voting, because you can investigate everyone in the game during the first night and pick off anyone you please. If you like, o great Master Pizzaguy, you can end this game right now and make all the other townies serve your every, every whim. You are invulnerable to direct contact with a nuclear blast, are lynch/vigilante/murderproof, can become invisible at will, even to Moderators like me, and can bat stray bullets away from your face with your elongated Nipples of the Future, which have psychic powers.

When all mafiosi and other bad guys are lynched or killed, you win the game. Or, if you prefer, you can just declare a town victory right now. Would you like your trophy?

I made cookies for you so you won't hit me again.

Good luck, loverloins!



Andres.

I do believe you owe me an apology, TinCow.

[ULC]

Hmph, your all cowards! I know each one of you is really a mafia, I'm the only townie ingame - YOU THERE! Yes you, Delivery Boy, put the pizza down slowly! I know what your up too! And you too! Posing as nobility! Nothing noble about your ilk! HA! You, stop with the foolish disguise, everyone knows cows are not detectives, they are lawyers! And you, yes you, yes you! You who's name reminds me of rest and relaxation - YOUR MAD, DELUSIONAL, CRAZY, LOONEY!

AHAHAHAA! I vote: everyone else but me! I've got you all! You mafia can't escape me now!

[Askthepizzaguy]

*Steals Andres' moderator powers and drops 1 billion bricks on top of YLC's head, thereby ending his life by the Wrath of Pizzaguy.*

That will happen to everyone who votes during the night phase. You've been warned.

[Yoyoma1910]

*snaps a photo of the bricks*


Gosh. Definatly showing that one to everyone back in Peoria.

[ULC]

*Steals Andres' moderator powers and drops 1 billion bricks on top of YLC's head, thereby ending his life by the Wrath of Pizzaguy.*

That will happen to everyone who votes during the night phase. You've been warned.

*Luaghs as bricks bounce off and magically lay themslves into a pyramid*
You think one billion bricks is enough to crush this ego/head/skull? Look, even the bricks acknowledge my inherent egotistical superiority and have contructed themvelses into a monument in my honor

[Askthepizzaguy]

*zaps YLC into the anti-universe where being alive makes him dead, and he can never become un-dead, and everything he says makes him even deader.

Plus, I'm rubber, he's glue, and... we've gotten ourselves stuck to one another in an embarrassing position. Don't look, just help us!

[Reenk Roink]

The Fan Club: (with commentary)

boudica - rookie but has learned the ropes quick and nobody knows how she Maf's so...

GeneralHankerchief - pioneer so he's been at this longer than anyone which explains why he is so darn good at all aspects of Mafia

Jolt - I hope to get to know you more

seireikhaan - evil tactician who is among the best players; you should hope he is overambitious

Rythmic - I don't know how he did it, but he won the Family Guy Mafia under what I thought were pretty tough odds so he's a dominating force to be sure

777Ares777 - funniest player ; he acts guilty but is always innocent so look for him to act innocent and he will be guilty

shlin28 - the most selfless townie ever

Tiberius of the Drake - I hope to get to know you more

White_Eyes :D - absolutely unpredictable townie who has been the gamebreaker of late

Tevashzat - I hope to get to know you more

187Beefyz - everyone likes Beefy because he's so nice and honest so when he becomes Mafia watch out!

Chaotix27 - among the best analyzers in the game, though he has not been able to showcase his true skills with some misfortune; keep him away from Pizzaguy

Askthepizzaguy - Sasaki II: insanely devoted townie whose copious posts bring forth a ton of information but just remember he is the same way as Mafia except manipulative and evil

Quintus.JC - good player who puts a very consistent act on and lost Beeftown due to The Watcher getting very lucky

YLC - very good townie when alive that analyzes the situation well but his methods lead people to suspect him (unfairly many times) and becomes unhelpful when lynched

Sigurd - first one to confer godhood on me and my pick for best all round Mafia player; impossible to tell if he's a good guy or a bad guy; one day I will go to Norge and eat Northman dinner thus gaining your powers...

woad&fangs - I hope to get to know you more

Yoyoma1910 - always FoS's me (with better reasons than most though)

Ibn-Khaldun - I hope to get to know you more

Lord Winter - constant behavior: lurk unless he's Mafia

CountArach - analyzes syntax and diction a lot and puts a good consistent innocent act on...

TinCow - I hope to get to know you more

TheFlax - I hope to get to know you more

Caius - I hope to get to know you more

El Diablo - I hope to get to know you more

Glyphz - I'm jealous of your analyzing skills and your powers as Loki

FactionHeir - I hope to get to know you more

Seamus Fermanagh - first partner and one of the best players; only way to fool him is to use his sober play against him ; has a very consistent act...

Ignoramus - I remember once I was going to frame you to Kommodus but chickened out and lost the game

[ULC]

I don't become unhelpful so much as spiteful. I prefer to give the town exactly what it needs to win in the most esoteric way possible when lynched (thus, still helpful if killed) - town sees fit to kill me, I get a kick out of watching the town struggle and go in circles as they analyze what I say wrong and pick out the wrong pieces. Maybe I'll stop being spiteful one day, but to see so much pain and suffering...well, dang it, I guess I am justa vengeful mafia player . Better not make me a Vigilante in any game, cause heaven knows red will be my favorite color.

[Beefy187]

[U]

187Beefyz - everyone likes Beefy because he's so nice and honest so when he becomes Mafia watch out!

But im the Kebab dude

Alright im just a odd tourist who likes kebabs

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am honored by the name Sasaki. I still have much to learn to have his level of skill.

I do like being characterized as "manipulative and evil"... unfortunately I can't exactly fool the mafia, so that doesn't help me so much when I'm a townie. And nobody trusts me anymore, so a bad mafia I'd be.
It's ok, I'll do my best to help post-mortem.

It should be noted that as townie, as host, and as mafia, I always try to help the town somehow, with clues or whatever. I'm evil but I'm still a townie at heart and I want them to win.

[GeneralHankerchief]

I'm evil but I'm still a townie at heart and I want them to win.

That is why you fail.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

That is why you fail.

I believe I was on the winning side in the Prometheus, and I was mafia.

And I gave town lots of hints.

Thank almighty science! The ORG IS BACK!!! I was having withdrawls!

[shlin28]

shlin28 - the most selfless townie ever

W00T! I IZ TEH SELFLESS! W00T!

Though most of that is accidental, as I tend to get killed/lynched for the stupidest reasons... and most of my abilities are passive/requires me being dead to do any good anyway

Back OT however, I got burdened with another bogstandard role... again. So everyone be prepared for some selfless actions

[Askthepizzaguy]

Toe of Suspicion: Shlin28

For being selfless. Common mafia bluff.

[TinCow]

Common mafia bluff.

So is dominating the first day discussions.