Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
Does Israel fear an invasion of a Palestine army, armed to the teeth with size A4 paper and dried fruit?
Fruit can be really nasty.

Well, you see, Andres, back in my day when the prerequisite of a British campaign was that the enemy should under no circumstances carry guns -- even spears made us think twice. The kind of people we liked to fight were two feet tall and armed with dry grass.

For example, Mboto Gorge was a bit of a nasty one -- ten thousand Watusi warriors armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and guava halves. After the battle, instead of taking prisoners, we simply made a huge fruit salad. No, when I joined up, I never imagined anything as awful as this war.

I'd had fifteen years of military experience, perfecting the art of ordering a pink gin and saying "Do you do it doggy-doggy?" in Lebanese, and then suddenly four-and-a-half million heavily armed Syrians hoved into view. That was a shock, I can tell you.