Noble Sons II- Price for Peace [Concluded]

[Thermal]

from what my pidgeon from beefy tells me, it seems that i was denied access to your kingdom, and since only inquisitors were sent, i assume that my inquisitors were denied. i will double check with the host to see what he means.

and also, pizza is a not a veggy, i checked on him and so he's cleared.

'Thiz clearrly sho y he'd nut wat spyz inz hiss landds!'

[Greyblades]

"Can we please assign a translator to the Arean's diplomat?"

[Thermal]

"Can we please assign a translator to the Arean's diplomat?"

Waz?

[Greyblades]

:wall: I just made a new map, with new names and all, and you go and change your dang sig name!

[Thermal]

:wall: I just made a new map, with new names and all, and you go and change your dang sig name!

kepz miz as TM :yes:

[Askthepizzaguy]

"Can we please assign a translator to the Arean's diplomat?"

No one speaks his language. Not even him.

[Beefy187]

I'll end this phase soon as I return from breakfast.

Unless theres some objection.

[taka]

"You haven;t sent inquisitors, what are you rambling about? The only inquisitors that have been sent where those from Shadowbull.

And if you speak of the time you sent emissaries to see the inside of our workshops, that was because not only is what goes on in their is governed and controlled by my brother - he was not available, so thus you were denied access. He would have it no other way."

i have confirmed this with the host

our inquisitors have been denied entry. unless shlin has checked up on you and cleared you, you are still suspicious until i am allowed in to check

Beefdom and Quintus are both cleared as beef eaters

[Beefy187]

i have confirmed this with the host

our inquisitors have been denied entry. unless shlin has checked up on you and cleared you, you are still suspicious until i am allowed in to check

Beefdom and Quintus are both cleared as beef eaters

Wait, let me comfirm my comfirmation.

EDIT: Sorry I seems to have confused YLCs orders with someone elses as I wasn't able to find that pm..
This is why I hate downloading pms. It makes my life harder :wall:
I'll answer you in pms taka

[Beefy187]

Also, do we have a marriage or was that turned down by Yoyo? :beam:

[Greyblades]

If I remember correctly Yoyo asked YLC to give up his lands and YLC kidnapped yoyo's sister or something like that.
While your here how do you like the map?
https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/336/mapmqq.jpg

[Beefy187]

If I remember correctly Yoyo asked YLC to give up his lands and YLC kidnapped yoyo's sister or something like that.
While your here how do you like the map?
https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/336/mapmqq.jpg

Yup that looks right.

I take it the negotiation didn't work out?

[Greyblades]

Lacy enters quietly and seats herself down, before getting a quill out and writing something on a piece of paper. After scribbling for a good minute or so, Lacy rolls the parchment up and hands it to a messenger.

"King Yoyoma II, by decree of the Consulate, I am obliged to accept your...marriage, proposal, in the interests of my people and state. Along with the proposed marriage, we will be sending several shipments of our food to your people in tribute."

Lacy's eyes slip into a mischievous stare and her rose red lips split into a seductive grin.

"However - the Consulate demands regional sovereignty, access to and the ability to train it's troops as it seems fit, to continue to elect it's officials and allow myself to maintain a personal bodyguard of handpicked soldiers - in exchange for your sister, Jolie."



I'm sorry, but this last part seems like a threat against my dear sister. Is that true? Because, we don't really negotiate with terrorists.

And Frankly, my dear, those conditions are unacceptable to Beefdom. The lands of the consulate may have a semi autonomous standing. And small regional elections would occur. However, the officials would actually have to be elected by the people... not whatever sham method is being used up there now. Also, any major officials would of course be appointed by the king. Troop demands, of course are also a matter of the state, which would be Beefdom. As these become a major economic strain on any political entity, we would not be able to allow you more than a cursory state policing force. As far as your body guard, well you'll have to take that up with the head of the Beefdom Bodyguard Guild, Brunhilda Crushem, as they have a monopoly on such thing.

And... thank your people for the offer of their food for me. Our chefs always enjoy a good challenge.




Lacy thinks upon it before continuing, her face having flashed with anger at Yoyoma impling the Consulate rigged it's elections.

"It's not a threat, but one of our prisons has confined her according to our law, and she will remain there so long as you don't agree to our terms.

However, having said that...we can discuss them further.

Semi-autonomous standing is fine with the Consulate.
Elections have always been fair.
The Consulate and the King of Beefdom must agree upon appointed officials.
The Consulate requires a Coast Guard and Border and Town Guard to keep it's people safe.
The Consulate requires I have a handpicked bodyguard, otherwise they will not risk my safety.

Lacy bites her lower lip and waits patiently.

Word by word.

[Beefy187]

Nothing happened since then. Cheers Greyblades :2thumbsup:

Right, I should get this rolling anyway

Being Beefy, he always had a strong interest in young lovers, making love. He baked the wedding cake and prepared the wedding celemony, but he was dissapointed that the relationship didn't go any further.

"Awww... Have a tea!!"

The representitives knew exactly what "have a tea" meant by this stage. Meaning the meeting was soon to end. Soon, each will have to get back to their countries... Some have to prepare for battle.

They all left.. Leaving Beefy, cleaning up the mess.

"I hope we get to see you again... I hope" he said, and took a deep sigh.


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List of kings/ leaders who aren't in their country
Yoyoma is now at K11
taka: Not in his country
Reenk F16
Captain Blackadder: G29

I'll send a quick events updates on each leaders. Do keep reminding me stuff with pms.

Also from now on if I don't receive orders mentioning Defence, espionage etc, I assume that all of those are having a vacation to Lalaland thus attacking that country will mean total anihilation.

Another added rule, even if the army is at large, alive and kicking, I'll declare that nation dead if their leaders dies. To speed things up.

Using a Kagemusha (Double of the leader) or your generals is fine, but they won't perform well compared to the real leaders so be warned. Please state your leaders current location so I can decide whether they survived or not

Heres the current leaders who is crucial to your nations survival

King Yoyoma: Beefdom
James Greyblades?: Exiles
Consul Lacy: Consulate of Liquors Cheese and yaks
Khanate Pizza: Hungry Hordes of Pizza
Reenkmeistro: Kingdom of Greater Reenk and the Lesser Roink
Sacred tribal leader of the ultimate uber Commandwolf pwns Beefy: Sacred tribes
Shlin II: Holy Theocracy of the Shadowbull
King taka: Sacred orders of the Kobe Beef
Lord Chanceller Blackadder: Republic of Buranda
Mr Cashews Peanut: Kingdom of the Swiss Mongols
King Ares?: Kingdom of Aresea
King Quintus: The Principality of Decapodia

If I have the list wrong, please correct me with the leaders they wish. Protect your leaders like you protect your king in Chess.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Our glorious leader is well protected with our vast armies, and they are currently defending our territory from the nameless mercenary scum.

-Pepperono




Greenpepperous the Great will defend our lands to his dying breath.

[Yoyoma1910]

Dearest and Honorable Consulate Lacy,

We are most sorry for the cessation of our negotiations. Matters of state over took much of my time, and I was unable to properly continue. A crown is never light, no matter how fine the design. Here is my final phrasing and offer. Consider it wisely, as my people hunger for the glory of war, and your lovely lands are ripe and desirable.

1. Yourself, Lacy, shall accept my hand and the queen's crown of the Kingdom of Beef, also known as Beefdom. You shall be granted and bear the burden of this seat, being then loyal only to the crown and people of Beefdom, renouncing all previous ties to state, nation, and blood. Your goals, desires, customs, and prejudices shall, as fits such a roll, cease to be your own, and shall become those of the state and people of Beefdom.

2. Your family, as you shall be renouncing your ties to them, shall have no direct claim to the crown. However, the shall be granted proper titles, as would fit their own blood and station. Further, and offspring they conceive with those who do hold claimant status, shall have then a reasonable, though non direct claim to the throne. Only the offspring of the royal couple shall have such status, that being direct claim to the throne. So then, your brother would have no claim, though any children he produced with my sister would, though our offspring would be the only "shoe in," as they say.

3. Your nation, The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor, and Cheese, known commonly as The Consulate, would cease to exist as an independent nation. Instead it would fall under the rulership and flag of the Crown of Beefdom, as a semi autonomous region. All lands and people would be subjects of the Crown, Flag, and Laws of Beefdom. A regional parliament is acceptable for matter concerning the region, however matters of concern to the greater state shall be decided by the crown. And the region shall have neither right nor claim to desire, seek, or achieve seperation from the Greater State of Beefdom. Together the nation formed would be known as The United Kingdom of Beef and of Yaks, Liquor, and Cheese, as well as The Greater State Of Beefdom, or Greater Beefdom (not for purposes of ego, but simply to delineate the overall nation from the region). The armies of these and people of these two nations would cease to function as purely separate entities, as the armies of the Consulate would now fall under the command of the crown of Beefdom (which you would be a part of). And as the consulate's lands and army would fall under the Control of our Crown, so would the concern for it's defense. As well, your safety shall be preserved by a guard composed of the finest troops from throughout our kingdom, including the lands of the consulate. It simply would not be right and fitting for a Queen of Beefdom to favor one region over another, so you would not be able to have a guard composed solely of Consulate troops.

I leave you now the decision, though hastily you shall have to make it. I pray for the sake and fate of our nations you accept these conditions.

Honorably and Faithfully Yours,
YoyoMa II, King of all Beefdom

[Yoyoma1910]

A note as well, we granted the people of Aresea a protectorate for their use if they desire it.

[Reenk Roink]

Our glorious leader is well protected with our vast armies, and they are currently defending our territory from the nameless mercenary scum.

-Pepperono




Greenpepperous the Great will defend our lands to his dying breath.

What he means is:

Our pathetic alpha dog is hiding with the remaining flock of wounded ducks after being badly beaten by the sword of the Orthodox who is too high for us to call him by name.

Unfunny name guy will breath is dying breath soon.

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

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:charge::charge::charge:
:charge::charge::charge:

[ULC]

Dearest and Honorable Consulate Lacy,

We are most sorry for the cessation of our negotiations. Matters of state over took much of my time, and I was unable to properly continue. A crown is never light, no matter how fine the design. Here is my final phrasing and offer. Consider it wisely, as my people hunger for the glory of war, and your lovely lands are ripe and desirable.

1. Yourself, Lacy, shall accept my hand and the queen's crown of the Kingdom of Beef, also known as Beefdom. You shall be granted and bear the burden of this seat, being then loyal only to the crown and people of Beefdom, renouncing all previous ties to state, nation, and blood. Your goals, desires, customs, and prejudices shall, as fits such a roll, cease to be your own, and shall become those of the state and people of Beefdom.

2. Your family, as you shall be renouncing your ties to them, shall have no direct claim to the crown. However, they shall be granted proper titles, as would fit their own blood and station. Further, and offspring they conceive with those who do hold claimant status, shall have then a reasonable, though non direct claim to the throne. Only the offspring of the royal couple shall have such status, that being direct claim to the throne. So then, your brother would have no claim, though any children he produced with my sister would, though our offspring would be the only "shoe in," as they say.

3. Your nation, The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor, and Cheese, known commonly as The Consulate, would cease to exist as an independent nation. Instead it would fall under the rulership and flag of the Crown of Beefdom, as a semi autonomous region. All lands and people would be subjects of the Crown, Flag, and Laws of Beefdom. A regional parliament is acceptable for matter concerning the region, however matters of concern to the greater state shall be decided by the crown. And the region shall have neither right nor claim to desire, seek, or achieve seperation from the Greater State of Beefdom. Together the nation formed would be known as The United Kingdom of Beef and of Yaks, Liquor, and Cheese, as well as The Greater State Of Beefdom, or Greater Beefdom (not for purposes of ego, but simply to delineate the overall nation from the region). The armies of these and people of these two nations would cease to function as purely separate entities, as the armies of the Consulate would now fall under the command of the crown of Beefdom (which you would be a part of). And as the consulate's lands and army would fall under the Control of our Crown, so would the concern for it's defense. As well, your safety shall be preserved by a guard composed of the finest troops from throughout our kingdom, including the lands of the consulate. It simply would not be right and fitting for a Queen of Beefdom to favor one region over another, so you would not be able to have a guard composed solely of Consulate troops.

I leave you now the decision, though hastily you shall have to make it. I pray for the sake and fate of our nations you accept these conditions.

Honorably and Faithfully Yours,
YoyoMa II, King of all Beefdom






Lacy stands up, bringing what remains of her dignity and independence to a full height. A glimmer of regret and a single tear are shed before she quietly yet serenely begins.

"I, Consul Lacy Yolanda Clausen, accept your terms of surrender, for the safety of my people, and hereby resign from the office of the Consul. As my last wish, I ask that our union take place during winter, as is tradition in the Consulate for a healthy marriage."

Reaching up, Lacy removes her ceremonial armor and symbol of office and hands them to her page, along with a scroll of the terms Yoyoma has proposed, to be delivered to her army and brother.

[Greyblades]

"You are given an ultimatum that will remove you from power and you just step down without so much as a fight? I had at least expected that you would have used that hostage for something more than annoying him further."

[White_eyes:D]

So is that "one player down?" Yoyoma....you are the man:cool:

[ULC]

"You are given an ultimatum that will remove you from power and you just step down without so much as a fight? I had at least expected that you would have used that hostage for something more than annoying him further."

"I have no other choice - my wants and wishes must come after the safety of my people. As has been and always will be, the ideals of my father will be preserved, but not in me. I have failed those ideals, and I have failed my family. My father would not have resorted, ever, to harming another to further his goals, no matter how noble or good those goals might be - it was his integrity that set him apart from the other princes during the Succession wars."

[Greyblades]

"In other words your coping out because you think you will lose, fine just dont leave a mess on the way out."

[Yoyoma1910]

We are not removing Lacy from power, we are transferring her to our own offices, allowing her to maintain relatively the same title, and merging with the entity she represents through acquisition. We felt it would be more advantageous for both organizations, rather that to get caught up in a long term struggle for market shares.


Edit:

By the way GB, there appears to be something green stuck between your teeth.

[Greyblades]

"Sorry, eating alot of fish does that to a mans teeth."
OOC: This is the middle ages, there is no such thing as dental hygene yet and your questioning someones teeth?

[Thermal]

'Iz Befdom lut uss hav da landds wee stil giv litle arme 4 u'

[Greyblades]

"Your choice: get a translator or we will serve you as sushi h'ordeurves."

[Beefy187]

Night will finish in about 5 hours.

If you havn't sent in your orders yet, please do so before I do my write ups :yes:

[Greyblades]

Has the nights phase ended yet?

Woo 1000th Post!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Has the nights phase ended yet?

Easy, tiger who eats vegetables. I know you'd like to invade the lands of noble beefeaters, but patience is a virtue. Perhaps someday when you relent and learn to eat healthy meat, we will teach it to you. For now, you simply must keel over and expire, politely, as all good veggie eaters should.

-Pepperono

[shlin28]

I'm killed/gonna be dead in all my current games, so prepare for a massive increase in post count here :smash:

"Remember Roy, only reveal the foul heretic when you get to the Council, I don't want some messenger running off with our state secrets and ruin our super awsome plan of supreme doom" said the golden figure sittting on the marble throne of the Theocracy.

Roy nodded, muttered the Prayer of Thanks, made a silent namaste and left without another word, the only thought on his mind was...

"Soon... the heretics would... burn!!!"

[Greyblades]

Easy, tiger who eats vegetables. I know you'd like to invade the lands of noble beefeaters, but patience is a virtue. Perhaps someday when you relent and learn to eat healthy meat, we will teach it to you. For now, you simply must keel over and expire, politely, as all good veggie eaters should.

-Pepperono

"I do eat meat, or have you forgotten what I did to the Aresans that gave me trouble?"

[shlin28]

Play up the bravado if you want, I know who your partner is :smash:

[Askthepizzaguy]

"I do eat meat, or have you forgotten what I did to the Aresans that gave me trouble?"

BAH! They were probably made out of soy or tofu or something. Bunch of lightweights anyway. It's probably the lack of meat which prevented their minds from forming properly. That's why they cannot speak.

PS- Are we communicating telepathically again?

:wall:

[Greyblades]

OOC: Well excuse me for forgetting what I should and shouldn't roleplay.

[Askthepizzaguy]

OOC: Well excuse me for forgetting what I should and shouldn't roleplay.

Actually I think that one was my bad. I started doing the council dealy and technically we haven't met up again yet. For all I know, the mighty and indestructible Khan was wiped out by some Exiles last night.

[Greyblades]

This is going to be a while... anyone got any good flash game sites?

[taka]

sorry for the lack of communication, but busy RL keeps me from being active :wall: im gonna send my stuff in now and hopefully it wont be too lat :sweatdrop:

[Beefy187]

Has the nights phase ended yet?

Woo 1000th Post!

Sorry Greyblades, I started working last night but I couldn't finish it. Don't even know if I can finish it today since I got school in three hours.. But I'll do my best

[Greyblades]

Oh darn my impatientness. Well I guess I cant do anything to help so, Ho hum.

[Beefy187]

Pre- Night write up


Greeting fellow leaders of the island. I Beefy is happy to announce to you that King Yoyoma II of Beefdom and Consulate Lacy of the Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese have declared marriage to tighten the relationship between the two nations. We invite you leaders to attend to the marriage, and to celebrate this peaceful occasion.

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Consulate of Cheese and Yaks. Autumn-2BB

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"We've been through this Clay!! I must!! I must marry him!!"
Shouted Lacy.

"I thought you knew better" Clay said calmly. "I thought what being the consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese means. What Beefdom has done to our father. I thought you knew."

"I do!" Lacy answered back. "I'm doing this for my people Clay. Not for my self, not for King Yoyoma. For my people!!"

"At what cost?"

"I had no choice"

"By marrying Yoyoma, you are spitting on honor, you are spitting on our mother. You are spitting on our dead fath..."

Lacy moved before she thought about it. Sound of Lacys' hand striking Clays cheek echoed in the room.

After an awkwurd silence, Lacy whispered. "Clay... Sorry I didn't mean it."

"Shut up."

"But..."

"I said Shut up."

Lacy couldn't bear it anymore. She looked away and restarted packing for the journey. She heard foot step slowly moving away from her.. And...

"Farewell sister. Next time we will meet... It will be in the battlefield."

Lacy couldn't answer. Instead she bited her lips. Trying to hold the tears running down her cheek. She couldn't.. It came down. It kept running..
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With her hand picked body guards, she slowly made her way through the city. Peoples eyes had mixed feelings. Bit of irritation. Bit of sympathy. Alot of hatred. Tiny bit of sorrow. Lacy uttered no word. Even to her close friends in the body guards crew. She tried to ignore everything until someone blocked her passage. It was her mother.

Lacy tried to walk right passed her, Sara didn't stop her. But she did whisper.

"Is this what you want dear?" Said Sara.

"Yes" answered Lacy.

"Then why are you trying to leave without giving me a hug? Did you think I'm going to stab my daughter.. Come here"

The two came close, then departed.

"Be happy dear!!"

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Tribes of the Sacred Mountains- 2 BB

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Dun Duh Duuuun!! Dun Dun DUn!!!! Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun DUUUUN DUn Da Daan Daan Dun DUn Dun!! Dun! DuN!!! Da Da Da DAAA!!! Dun da Dun! Dun ! Dun Dun Dun! Dun Da Daa~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLThb56m9nk&feature=related)

"Umm.. Beefy nice singing" casually smiled Yoyoma.

"You don't say!! Everyone knows that Beefy has a nice singing voice"

Fortunately Beefy didn't spot Yoyoma rolling his eyes to that comment.

"Anyway my friend. Have you seen Lacy?" asked Yoyoma. No one so far, have seen Lacy around.

"Yes actually. The last I saw her was at the entry gate... I think she might be getting dressed."

"Ah I see.. I don't see some of the other leaders."

"Yes, Sir Flax the peanut seems to be ill, as we havn't seen him around recently. Oh wait!! Here he is!! Pizza Khaan sent me a letter of apology, saying he must prepare for war. To make it up, he sent his second son, Koriandar."

"I'm surprised to see Reenkmeistro here. Is he not at war too?"

"Nah.. Kingdom of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roinks army is led by general Reenkazoid. So.."

"Fair enough. I better get ready, its about to start. Thanks for the talk..... Captain"

"Wha.. Ugh... Thank you King Yoyoma."

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Yoyoma waited patiently for Lacy. Slightly cautious of her. But he did not have to worry. As Lacy, appeared next to Yoyoma in the bright wedding dress. Her cheek was rose red, blushing, but perhaps thats her happy face.

Two young weds, looked at each other. Thirty seconds passed in silence. Then Yoyoma finally spoked.

"You look beutiful."

Lacy did not answer. Instead she smiled and gave him a big hug. Yoyoma had to be a little careful though, knowing that Lacy had a assassin training. But again, when Lacy let go of Yoyoma, he was alive and well.

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"Please welcome, King Yoyoma of Beefdom and Consulate Lacy of Consulate of Yaks, Liquor and Cheese!!"

With Beefys' announcement, the orchestra groups started playing the Wedding Song as the young couples slowly marched on the red carpet, taking each others hands.

"Right! I hate dull weddings.. So you lots! If you got pressies just come up here and dump it here!! Go on! While you do that! Listen up. Come up here Mrs Jolie.. Right... Consulate Lacy, where is Clay?"

Yoyoma raised his eyebrows, and took a glance at Lacy. She shook her head and said

"Clay is ill"

"Fair enough. Who wants to be her dude? Second men or what ever its called. Greyblades!! Cmon up! Don't be shy!"

"I rather not King Beefy." said Greyblades, still worrying those around him who just noticed his presence. Immediately, his body guard surrounded him, and others backed off.

"What ever... Oh I have a idea!! King Ares!! You're her best friend aren't you mate? Cmon up!!"

As the crowd cheered for Ares in sarcastic manner, Ares had no choice but to get up on the stage and stand next to Lacy who is now smiling at him in a strange way. Ares maintained a poker face and stood next to Lacy as if he is a stone statue.

"Right, we are ready to start it, and we are ready to end it! Good. Now King Yoyoma!! Are you willing to accept Lacy, as your loving, caring wife? And can you promise that you will be nice to her, and buy her what ever dresses she wants and will not abandon her even if she ends up being obese in the next five years? If so, say yes I do."

"Well.... I'll try my best"

"King Yoyoma? The answer you should be saying is yes I do." said Beefy, cheerfully smiling at Yoyoma.

"Yes... I do..."

"Thats what I'm talking about!! Did you hear that ladies and gents!! Now if I was a girl, about his age... I would.... And if I was beutiful as Lacy over here is..."

"Can we get on with it?" Ares shoved in a comment, desperate to get away from Lacy soon as possible.

"Ah.. Consulate Lacy!! Are you willing to accept Yoyoma, as your loving, caring husband? And can you promise you will treat his puppies well, wash his pants and socks more then once a week, not turning the food you cook in to the weapons of mass destruction, be a cheerful fun loving wife and use up all of Beefdoms money like its worthless paper as if you are Marie Antoinette who is to be get her head chomped 400 years in the future from now?"

"I can't really cook... and whos Marie Antoinette??? Apart from that, including the money part king Yoyoma.. If your willing to accept me then Yes I do"

"YES WE CAN BABY!! Ladies and gentlemen! Give them a large clap!! The newly weds!! King and Queen of Beefdom!! Now eat up!! Party up!! Moneys on me!! And that money is from all the donation from countries other then Beefdom and the Consulate but I'm the host!! So eat! Drink!!"

After a thunderous applause, the guests went absolutely insane for the gorgeous food offered. Some that even the kings them selves never seen before. Foreign cuisines. Greyblades uncontiously went towards the veggie first, but he managed to turn around at the last minute and grabbed up few T-bone steaks. Newly completed legendary dish called Pizza has also gathered the attention of the guests. Although, there was a scene were stubborn Beef eaters denied the offer of Pizza and took the Steak fillets with mushroom sauce almost breaking into a fight. Beefy was running around, offering people some beers and wines. Occasionally punching people in the face out of sheer excitement. Voltage were high, but not too high around the newly weds.

"Lace. Can I talk to you for a minute?"

"You don't need to ask Yoyo.. We are lovers aren't we?"

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"So thats how Clay left. I tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen. He may have taken some of the troops. But I assure you, most of the Consulate is at your service."

"Any idea where he left?"

"Not much.... Wait. I think his weapon factories are up north on the Consulate land. Around F5 in the maps. The mountain range makes it easy to defend. But that land is poor. I seriously doubt they can produce anything."

"Whats the general opinion of the Consulate people on your action?"

"We are proud people Yoyo. I can't say they were happy about it. However, my mothers agrees with me. They'll listen to her."

"I can't expect more... Thank you Lace."

"Are you going to kill him? My brother Clay?"

"Unless I have a alternative."

"Please don't kill him. But catch him alive."

"I'll try my best... For now, lets enjoy the party shall we?"

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Party went on for three days and three nights. Dancing, singing, drinking, eating. Some looneys decided that making trade agreements and alliance at this time seemed like a great idea. However, most of them just enjoyed the moment. They laughed at the stories of they told each other. On the second night and the third night, King Yoyoma invited everyone to play a game called "Mafia" which is populer in his country. Somehow King Beefy ended up being the champion of the mafia games.

And when the sun rosed for the fourth time, guests shook hands and departed to their country. Perhaps next time... They have to face each other as enemies.. Except Yoyoma and Lacy ofcause. They had a very good start..


Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese have now lost independence, serving the will of Beefdom. The terms offered by Yoyoma will be used entirely to reference the relationship between the two nations. If there is any details which were inaccurately described in that write up, be warned that it is merely hosts dellusion and Yoyomas terms is in effect.


1. Yourself, Lacy, shall accept my hand and the queen's crown of the Kingdom of Beef, also known as Beefdom. You shall be granted and bear the burden of this seat, being then loyal only to the crown and people of Beefdom, renouncing all previous ties to state, nation, and blood. Your goals, desires, customs, and prejudices shall, as fits such a roll, cease to be your own, and shall become those of the state and people of Beefdom.

2. Your family, as you shall be renouncing your ties to them, shall have no direct claim to the crown. However, the shall be granted proper titles, as would fit their own blood and station. Further, and offspring they conceive with those who do hold claimant status, shall have then a reasonable, though non direct claim to the throne. Only the offspring of the royal couple shall have such status, that being direct claim to the throne. So then, your brother would have no claim, though any children he produced with my sister would, though our offspring would be the only "shoe in," as they say.

3. Your nation, The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor, and Cheese, known commonly as The Consulate, would cease to exist as an independent nation. Instead it would fall under the rulership and flag of the Crown of Beefdom, as a semi autonomous region. All lands and people would be subjects of the Crown, Flag, and Laws of Beefdom. A regional parliament is acceptable for matter concerning the region, however matters of concern to the greater state shall be decided by the crown. And the region shall have neither right nor claim to desire, seek, or achieve seperation from the Greater State of Beefdom. Together the nation formed would be known as The United Kingdom of Beef and of Yaks, Liquor, and Cheese, as well as The Greater State Of Beefdom, or Greater Beefdom (not for purposes of ego, but simply to delineate the overall nation from the region). The armies of these and people of these two nations would cease to function as purely separate entities, as the armies of the Consulate would now fall under the command of the crown of Beefdom (which you would be a part of). And as the consulate's lands and army would fall under the Control of our Crown, so would the concern for it's defense. As well, your safety shall be preserved by a guard composed of the finest troops from throughout our kingdom, including the lands of the consulate. It simply would not be right and fitting for a Queen of Beefdom to favor one region over another, so you would not be able to have a guard composed solely of Consulate troops.

Apologies for the long night. I still havn't sorted out the rest yet. So please wait patiently.

[Greyblades]

I'm going to have to use an extra colour on the map to signify this loss of independance arent I?

[Beefy187]

I'm going to have to use an extra colour on the map to signify this loss of independance arent I?

:beam:

Oo Greyblades.. How I love thee :yes:

EDIT: Though, your better off doing it after the battle. As few things could change...

Thanks heaps Greyblades

[Greyblades]

Yeah I will on one condition: how the heck did yoyoma get a transparant overlay without it overlapping?

[Beefy187]

Yeah I will on one condition: how the heck did yoyoma get a transparant overlay without it overlapping?

Sorry, I have no clue.

I now have few things I have to do before I leave, making it impossible to do the orders.

I believe its night time for most of you here, so hopefully I get something done by the time you finish your breakfast. Sorry about it :bow:

[ULC]

Love the write up Beefy :2thumbsup:

Now, to do some much needed storyline...

[shlin28]

In Beefdom...

A messenger paced restlessly around - the order from the Grand Theocrat was obtuse and uncompromising; is it really neccessary to time the delivery of the message that exactly? Couldn't he just take a little peek? Just a little one?

Nah... he wouldn't want to lose his gold-plated pension scheme over something as trivial as this.

He continued to pace up and down the chamber, wishing the time to go faster.

In Land of the Kobe Beef...

The Ambassador was ready, the message in his hands... soon, the meeting in the Hermit's land would begin and his message would be delivered. He did not know the content of course, but he knew its significance, and was proud of him being so honoured by the Grand Theocrat as being tasked to deliver this message. He couldn't wish for a better job.

He wished he had some beef though... must get some from the market.

He walked out of his luxurious room, and wandered out to buy some meat of the Divine Bovine.

In the Lands of many many other nations...

A messenger slept on his bed, snoring loudly.

In the former Land of Aresea, now Land of the Doomed Heretics

The Spy briefly wondered why he got assigned to this truly horrendus job as he pretended to be a statue in a courtyard.

Probably because he opened a message when he wasn't supposed to 10 years ago.

Nevertheless, he was determined to do his job - this could be his last chance to get into the Grand Theocrat's favour before he joins the Divine Bovine up in Heaven. He had done a good job in his opinion though- the miltiary composition, the supply situation, a pretty good view of the leadership of the Exiles etc etc.

He was missing something though. Something about these heretics is weird and disconcerting - who were they working for? Who are they allied with? They are frankly too organised for a bunch of exiled Nobles who got kicked out of Beefdom only a couple decades ago.

Little did he know, he would be getting his answers very soon...

In the Land of the Foreign Nations and Peoples and Stuff...

He truly did not know why he was doing in this Beef-forsaken land thousands of miles away from his beloved Theocracy.

The people here are weird, their customs strange, and where in the world is BEEF?!?!?!?!

He sat down, attempted to calm down by reciting the Litany of Relaxation, then waited for his contact to arrive. He had questioned many people in this strange land - most knew nothing, a small minority knew where Beefdom was, and even less knew what the Divine Bovine was. His secretary assured him this contact would prove fruitful, but then he said the same for many other people before this guy.

A big-ish man walked into the room; his face was rustic, with the kind of countryside look you often see amongst villagers. Oh Beef... another one... thought the diplomat.

"Me bring big information, me helpful." As he said it, the big man passed a folded note of paper to the diplomat.

This did not sound good already.

He opened his paper as interestedly as he could, and perused the contents.

He liked what he read.

To be continued...

[Greyblades]

Huh, I thought I set my assassins to anti-espionage. How the heck did they miss something so obvious as a fake statue?

[shlin28]

Assassins? Resisting the righteous servants of the Divine Bovine? Isn't your land cleansed of Veggies and hence have nothing to fear from us?

:inquisitive:

*Puts cross next to Greyblades' name*

[Greyblades]

I actually read my nations background and after doing the map I managed to reason espionage and assassins out of beefy. Seeing as I have no direct enemies this turn, I set them to anti-espionage.

Or I'm lying to make sure no one tries to find out what I'm doing, take your pick.

Ah, screwing wih shlins head is realy satisfying.

[Beefy187]

You do realise, I havn't done the actual night write ups yet..

That was just a pre write up. Battles gonna be a bit tough this time :sweatdrop:

[Greyblades]

Don't you have white eyes on hand?

[Beefy187]

Don't you have white eyes on hand?

Havn't sent him details yet and I had school yesterday, only got back at 9 oclock in the evening. Dead exausted.

[Greyblades]

School at 9PM?

[Beefy187]

School at 9PM?

It starts at 2pm and goes till 6pm. But It takes about a full hour to go to Tokyo on train, and another hour back + alpha the train waiting time

Also, since I have to catch the early train, 40 min of boredom in the classroom, plus Dinner when I get back around 8ish. By the time I finished everything it was way passed nine.. Missing one train didn't help much either.

Anyway, I've pretty much finished all the other stuff for today, I'll work on this now

[Greyblades]

Wow, well in any case I would like to be able to start doing the map now so could you PM me the border changes?

[Beefy187]

pmed the first lucky person.

When I get the reply back, I will pm two more person.

Then two different person will get the pm, then BANG!!

I will send the battle description to White_eyes, and he should be able to post the outcome before the end of the day.

Then soon as thats done, I will send the event phase to every player who has something happening in their country.

Then we will have another day phase.

Out of the six stages, unfortunately we are still on stage one. I'm extremely sorry for the long wait, but as long as I can make Saturday the day phase somehow, It shouldn't be that bad in the future.

[Greyblades]

Am I the only one who is finding it hard to understand the first three lines of that?

[White_eyes:D]

Its a code me and Beefy came up with....:eyebrows:
pmed the first lucky person. ....He is going to tell someone something good....
When I get the reply back, I will pm two more person. ....if person responds in time....he well get a bonus....and then two lesser bonuses well be sent out....
Then two different person will get the pm, then BANG!! ....This I will keep to me and Beefy:2thumbsup:

[Greyblades]

Whats the point of a code if he could just PM you? And could beefy tell me the changes I need to do to the map?

[Beefy187]

Whats the point of a code if he could just PM you? And could beefy tell me the changes I need to do to the map?

The battles not done yet. White_eyes was joking :laugh4:

To get a more accurate situation of the battle, I have to send a few pms to players involved so they know exactly whats going on.

This helps to prevent silly situations like two armies completely walking by each other.
However the downside is that, it takes time.. ALOT of time.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The battles not done yet. White_eyes was joking :laugh4:

To get a more accurate situation of the battle, I have to send a few pms to players involved so they know exactly whats going on.

This helps to prevent silly situations like two armies completely walking by each other.
However the downside is that, it takes time.. ALOT of time.

I have all the battles planned out for the next 12 rounds. In about seven rounds, I will be invaded by the phlegm creatures from Nebulon-XXVII and I'll have to use ancient horsemen with bows and arrows to fend off a superior race of intergalactic freaks armed with a FREEM cannon. Beefy, what I want to do is make a feint to the west, and then send out my horsemen with fake riders on them, holding bows I made out of twigs, all covered in pitch, the horses too. And once they surround the enemy, I want to light them all on fire. Sure, the horses will run away, but they will buck the straw riders right off, lighting the ground on fire because I covered that in pitch too. Then I'll ride my little horse with my warpaint and I'll be all like... FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! and We will dismount and fight as pikemen because I made spears... hundreds of them... twice as long as a man. Some men are longer than others, your mom's been telling you stories about me eh, etc.

And if the aliens think they've won after they blast my army into smithereens with their freem cannon, then my diplomats which I sent to talk to them, filled with the plague, will start sneezing. And since they are from Nebulon-XXVII and they haven't been exposed to the Black Death, they will all die. And then I will have won, the end.

Wait till you see how I fight off the Nazis using only a gallon of whiskey and a board with a nail in it.

[Beefy187]

I have all the battles planned out for the next 12 rounds. In about seven rounds, I will be invaded by the phlegm creatures from Nebulon-XXVII and I'll have to use ancient horsemen with bows and arrows to fend off a superior race of intergalactic freaks armed with a FREEM cannon. Beefy, what I want to do is make a feint to the west, and then send out my horsemen with fake riders on them, holding bows I made out of twigs, all covered in pitch, the horses too. And once they surround the enemy, I want to light them all on fire. Sure, the horses will run away, but they will buck the straw riders right off, lighting the ground on fire because I covered that in pitch too. Then I'll ride my little horse with my warpaint and I'll be all like... FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! and We will dismount and fight as pikemen because I made spears... hundreds of them... twice as long as a man. Some men are longer than others, your mom's been telling you stories about me eh, etc.

And if the aliens think they've won after they blast my army into smithereens with their freem cannon, then my diplomats which I sent to talk to them, filled with the plague, will start sneezing. And since they are from Nebulon-XXVII and they haven't been exposed to the Black Death, they will all die. And then I will have won, the end.

Wait till you see how I fight off the Nazis using only a gallon of whiskey and a board with a nail in it.

I have zoids in my kindom... :smash:

And explosive pikachus as a backup

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have zoids in my kindom... :smash:

And explosive pikachus as a backup

I ate your zoids, because I'm the Pizzaguy and I have connections to the Noid, who eats zoids.

http://trailer.typepad.com/factory/images/noid.jpg

And my Geodude uses Rock Punch on your pikachu, and explode doesn't really hurt him because it's a Normal-type attack.

[Beefy187]

I ate your zoids, because I'm the Pizzaguy and I have connections to the Noid, who eats zoids.

http://trailer.typepad.com/factory/images/noid.jpg

And my Geodude uses Rock Punch on your pikachu, and explode doesn't really hurt him because it's a Normal-type attack.

My pikachu is lvl 99 :laugh4: and... and... he uses water pistols!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

My pikachu is lvl 99 :laugh4: and... and... he uses water pistols!!

I used endure.

Geodude, RETURN!

Now... Go, CHARIZARD M (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Charizard_%27M)!!!

He's currently at level 255.

[shlin28]

:inquisitive:

KABUTOPS! Aqua jet and then Rock Tomb that glitch pokemon!

Now that the distraction is eliminated, can't we behave like adult ambassadors representing their esteemed Lords now?

[Askthepizzaguy]

:inquisitive:

KABUTOPS! Aqua jet and then Rock Tomb that glitch pokemon!

Now that the distraction is eliminated, can't we behave like adult ambassadors representing their esteemed Lords now?

*shrugs off meaningless attack by silly mortal regular sub-level-100 pokemon*

EARTHQUAKE! *boom*

[shlin28]

...

*throws Master Ball at said glitched Pokemon*

Now can we move to more important things?

[Askthepizzaguy]

...

*throws Master Ball at said glitched Pokemon*

Now can we move to more important things?

It has no effect. Glitched Pokemon cannot be captured from opposing trainers.

Wow... dude. Sucks that you wasted the Master Ball. :no:

[shlin28]

*Roy trudges up to the Ambassador, took the Gameboy out of his hands and smashed it to pieces on the floor*

...

That's for wasting my Master Ball.

[Askthepizzaguy]

*Roy trudges up to the Ambassador, took the Gameboy out of his hands and smashed it to pieces on the floor*

...

That's for wasting my Master Ball.

*pulls out another Gameboy*

Wow. Good thing I have like, boxes and boxes of these things just piled up back at the camp. Seems some freighter crashed on the shores of Pizza Khan's territory, just teeming with all sorts of Gameboys and Wiis and big freakin' plasma screen TVs. All with level 255 Charizards on them.

It's just sad that electricity hasn't been invented yet and I can't plug anything in.

[Beefy187]

*pulls out another Gameboy*

Wow. Good thing I have like, boxes and boxes of these things just piled up back at the camp. Seems some freighter crashed on the shores of Pizza Khan's territory, just teeming with all sorts of Gameboys and Wiis and big freakin' plasma screen TVs. All with level 255 Charizards on them.

It's just sad that electricity hasn't been invented yet and I can't plug anything in.

Argh, just do some glitches and you'll be swimming in Master balls and magic candies.

Anyway, try not to spam while I do my long write ups. Last thing I wan't is some scary people in green, locking up the thread :sweatdrop:

[Thermal]

Can Mods change the thread name to 'Thermal Mercury's Pokemon arugments thread' thanks :bounce:

[Beefy187]

Few entre dishes while we wait. I did have a few funny stories to share..

Beefdom- Spring 4BB

https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/beefdomflaghalf-1.jpg

The boarder line between Beefdom and the Holy Theocracy of Shadowbull has been known as a relatively peaceful area. As most of the days, Amazonians in charge of that area spent time playing card games like mafia, hearts and Warlords and Scumbags. This day was no different, as while they waited for their comrades in charge to cook some steaks, they spent time playing "Cheat".

However that peaceful scenary was suddenly disrupted with a sound of Horn. It came from the direction of Shadowbull.

"Prepare for battle!!" shouted the commander in charge, as they saw the Shadowbull troops rushing to their incompleted stone wall staring down the Beefdom guards.

"Shadowbull wanting to fight us? Thats something I've never heard of..."

But they did not need to worry. Soon as they started the shadowbulls started to chant, Beefdom troops gave a bitter smile to each other and went back to playing Cheat.

Shadowbull warriors waved their banner which reads.

Brothers of Beefdom! Thou shalt not forgive the Exiles!! Crusade to slay those traitors!!

Soon, one Shadowbull Liutenant came out of their boarders on his horse and marched to the camp.

"I am Bulltacus, Maximus, 2nd Liutenant of the Holy Theocracy of Shadowbull. Who is in charge here!!?"

"Relax brother, we are all friends aren't we? No need for formality. Here, have some T-Bones and tell us what you seek."

"We seek the Rebel Sir!! Our reports tells us that they have dissapeared from their territory and sailed to distant land. We would like to know if Beefdom knows their location."

"HAHAHA!! Havn't you heard the news? The exiles decided its funny if they made a landing to Aresea, and take the whole damned island!!"

".... And Areseans?"

"They were left alive. We have some of them in our territory, some has left to the previous land of Exiles to claim the empty land. Not much casualties."

"Thank the Beef!!"

"Now if you'll excuse us.. Natasha seems to be on a winning streak... Shes such a good liar.. "

"Thank you for your time sire!!"
said the liutenant and headed back to their land, singing strange chant to curse the exiles.

"Oh we have the Beef!
Oh we have the Beef!
Oh we have the Beef steak in our hands
Oo how you thee... watch us in jealousy!
Oh we have the Beef steak in our hands!!

The exiles are!
The exiles are!
The exiles are a puny vegetarian!!
Oo how we do... pity you for ever!!
For you exiles are a puny vegetarian!! WOOO!!"

.................................................................................................... ........................................

"Greetings people of Beefdom! My name is Lacy. And last winter I have married to King Yoyoma II the great, making me the Queen of Beefdom. Many of you may doubt my loyality to this country as I was the former Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese. However I assure you, the consulate is loyal to the king of all kings, King Yoyoma. Some of you may have heard that my Brother, Clay have declared independence and are fighting the brave forces of beefdom. However this was never my intention, and I here by announce Clay to be a rebel. Traitor to both the Consulate and Beefdom! Ten gold pieces will be offered to those who tells us the accurate location of Clay, hundred will be offered to those who brings the head of the traitor to me! I have already ordered the loyal forces of the Consulate to hunt down the rebel! So fear not my good people of beefdom! My rotten brother should not worry you for too long!"

.................................................................................................... ........................................

Meanwhile... King Ares had a dream. Of getting slapped by Beefy ten times and Pikachu getting hanged.. He woke up and thanked the lord that it was a dream.

.................................................................................................... ....................................

Inside the new found land of Kingdom of Greater Reenk and the Lesser Roink. Ex Hungry Khaan Territory. Spring- 4BB

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/HungryKhanateFlagSmall.jpg

"Hows the conquest going captain?" asked the general Reenkazoid.

"We are burning the villages, murdering the men, enslaving the women and the children general."

"Just as I wanted.. Those villainous traitors who worships the Green Shell Veggies deserves no better. We have found evidence of their betrayal have we not?"

"Yes Sire!! We are right to believe that the Hungry Horde are the remaining worshippers of veggies!! Just look at the amount of tomatoes!! And bell peppers!! And Mushrooms and and... GARLIC!!! They are soo guilty sire!! GUILTY I SAY!!"

"Too right my friend. They are quite guilty. Too guilty!! Bring me a wise old man! Any who is weak enough so I can break him in torture!!"

Old men from the near by village was brought to the Generals tent.

"Now old men... Answer me!! When did you start worhipping the veggies?? When? Huh? Was it since Pizza Khaan got on the throne? Huh Punk?"

"We never worshipped the veggies... Please..."

Reenkazoid whipped the old men and laughed in his ears.

"Hahaha!! Funny old men!! We have evidence!! Tomatoes!! Bell peppers!! Mushrooms.... and.. and.. Garlic!!!"

"To make Pizza!! You silly fool!!"

"Whip him again Captain."

"ARGH!!"

"Now answer me honestly.. Or I'll shove beef steaks in your mouth you infidel.. That should prove that your a heretic."

"Its for the pizza! I swear!!"

"Captain! Shove the steak in!!"

Soon the old men chocked to death. He couldn't figure out if he died from the suffication, or allergy to the beef steak. Anyway it was more then enough to convince Reenkazoid and thats all it mattered.

"This proves it gentlemen!! Hungry Khanate are guilty of vegetarianism!! Death to the vegetarians!! RAWR!!!"

.................................................................................................... ..........................................

[Greyblades]

They went looking for me in Yoyoma's kingdom?

[Beefy187]

They went looking for me in Yoyoma's kingdom?

Appears that way.. If my memory serves me correctly which havn't been recently :juggle2:

But that was just to sure that this game isn't dead and that I've not being slacked off

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, you are exiles after all. No telling where you're spreading your influence. Why not Beefdom itself?

[Greyblades]

Yeah but they were looking for me in the exactly wrong direction from where they thought I was?

[Beefy187]

Yeah but they were looking for me in the exactly wrong direction from where they thought I was?

It appears they were searching for the southern coast. That orders came in few nights back but I couldn't work it in the write up so I did it then.

[Greyblades]

"my Brother, Clay have declared independence"
Dang it! I'm going to have to get out another overlay colour.

[Beefy187]

"my Brother, Clay have declared independence"
Dang it! I'm going to have to get out another overlay colour.

His a rebel and his not really a player country so don't bother

[Greyblades]

Still I think Im going to have to figure out which patch of land will be blank.

[Beefy187]

Still I think Im going to have to figure out which patch of land will be blank.

No one knows where Clay is, except me and White_eyes who I will tell shortly :yes:

He's our child to cause war, havoc and chaos to the peaceful island.

Oh and I remembered another thing. I'll add that into the previous write up.

Now I'm pretty sure I was going to include another stuff.. But I forgot what it was..

[Greyblades]

Look out Yoyoma.

Oh and its spelled "He's" not "his"

[Reenk Roink]

Who is the king of the "Swiss Mongols" TheFlax? :no:

Why on earth would you wish to help the most rude and annoying pizza khaan? :laugh4:

Typical move of the coward khaan to get others to fight his battles for him, I am somewhat surprised that he actually succeeded, he has been very unpersuasive in the past.

Ah well, on to the breach my loyal troops! :charge:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now you shall die, impudent wretch.

-Pepperono

[Greyblades]

Who is the king of the "Swiss Mongols" TheFlax? :no:

Why on earth would you wish to help the most rude and annoying pizza khaan? :laugh4:

Typical move of the coward khaan to get others to fight his battles for him, I am somewhat surprised that he actually succeeded, he has been very unpersuasive in the past.

Well, your character is acting like a bit of a berk. Personaly after the pizza part of the writeup I have to say I sympethise with him more than you.

[Reenk Roink]

Now you shall die, impudent wretch.

-Pepperono

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

:rolleyes:

[Reenk Roink]

Well, your character is acting like a bit of a berk. Personaly after the pizza part of the writeup I have to say I sympethise with him more than you.

Hey hey hey, my purification of his land are clearly laid down in the Book of Beef. I am sparing the women and children for slavery as expected.

Of course a veggie eater would not know that... :rolleyes:

By the way, have you seen how this heretic addresses other kings, including yourself? I will be doing the kings a favor by knocking him out shortly. :2thumbsup:

edit: Besides the writeup does give away some clues that he eats veggies? Has he been checked out my holinesses (not that it matters to his fate just idle curiosity)?

Have TheFlax Swiss Mongols been checked out?

[Greyblades]

I was talking OOC. I have a different font when talking in character.

And no, no you wont.

[Reenk Roink]

I was talking OOC. I have a different font when talking in character.

And no, no you wont.

Have fun with Yoyoma... :laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

And by the way, my nation has already been checked for vegetarianism by the Holy Shadowbull. We eat lots and lots of meat.

We just happen to make pizza, which requires certain ingredients, added to the meat. That's not vegetarianism, that's eating everything. Which most of the beefeaters here do. Helps keep you regular. Not that you'd know that, traitor to the council who is more concerned with raping, pillaging, and conquest than finding vegetarians.

Allow me to toss a few rolling eyes in your direction... first let me dig them out of your skull...

[shlin28]

So... still night?

[Greyblades]

@reenk: Right and I hope you have fun when ATPG turns your army to ash.

[Reenk Roink]

And by the way, my nation has already been checked for vegetarianism by the Holy Shadowbull. We eat lots and lots of meat.

We just happen to make pizza, which requires certain ingredients, added to the meat. That's not vegetarianism, that's eating everything. Which most of the beefeaters here do. Helps keep you regular. Not that you'd know that, traitor to the council who is more concerned with raping, pillaging, and conquest than finding vegetarians.

Allow me to toss a few rolling eyes in your direction... first let me dig them out of your skull...

Oh please, I liked it better when you ignored me pizza khaan. Nobody talks as much with so little to say. :laugh4:

Bitter taste in your mouth after my defeat upon you? I offered you peace VERY early on and this is what you said:

Kiss my puckered brownie!!!

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Greyblades, Pizza cant even fight his own battles, it is the army of the Swiss Mongols that is the major force of the enemy according to my scouts. :laugh4: So if you are going to predict victory, predict it for them.

Anyway, this would have never needed to be done had the sacred council not listened to the pathetic whining TWICE of the coward khaan, but eh, I'm up for more fights. :2thumbsup:

[Greyblades]

A chimps imagination is enough to kill you off in this game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Nobody talks as much with so little to say

I can think of someone... :wink:

What's that I hear? Could it be whining?

[shlin28]

Greyblades, why are you on ATPG's side?

Finger of Heresy: Greyblades and ATPG

[Reenk Roink]

I can think of someone... :wink:

What's that I hear? Could it be whining?

No, whining is "Oh my orders weren't followed blah blah blah" :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

This is pointing out whining. :2thumbsup:

[Askthepizzaguy]

No, whining is "Oh my orders weren't followed blah blah blah" :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

This is pointing out whining. :2thumbsup:

Actually it's taunting, but why quibble? When the last of your soldiers lay dead, it will be my pleasure to claim your head as a prize.

[Greyblades]

@Shlin: Because I dont like how imperialistic reenk is. And seeing as he said I'm next I may as well root for reenks enemy.

[Reenk Roink]

Actually it's taunting, but why quibble? When the last of your soldiers lay dead, it will be my pleasure to claim your head as a prize.

This is taunting: Kiss my puckered brownie!!!

This is winning a fight (see earlier write up). :laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

This is taunting: Kiss my puckered brownie!!!

This is winning a fight (see earlier write up). :laugh4:

I thought it was killing civilians. Not to worry, fair is fair... I'll lop off your arms, and just before I kill you, I'll give you a teabag or two and a brownie to munch on. Let me loosen my belt...

The rest of Greater Beefdom will never, ever, have to deal with heretic mercenaries like Roink again. After we reclaim our territory, we will await orders from the Shadowbull regarding a crusade.

[Greyblades]

Make him choke on a tomato. :evilgrin: I can smell the sweet irony even now.

[Reenk Roink]

I thought it was killing civilians. Not to worry, fair is fair... I'll lop off your arms, and just before I kill you, I'll give you a teabag or two and a brownie to munch on. Let me loosen my belt...

The rest of Greater Beefdom will never, ever, have to deal with heretic mercenaries like Roink again. After we reclaim our territory, we will await orders from the Shadowbull regarding a crusade.

The shadowbull considers me, while perhaps too violent for their tastes, as a Beef eater. It considers you as the heretic... See above FoH...

I killed fighting age men and enslaved civilians and destroyed buildings and burned and salted fileds in accordance with the teachings of the Beef to purge the lands, and make sure that even if I do no finish the job and remove you and your entire army from this Island, that you will not have the capital to win or even be a major part in victory. :bow:

[Askthepizzaguy]

The shadowbull considers me, while perhaps too violent for their tastes, as a Beef eater. It considers you as the heretic... See above FoH...

I killed fighting age men and enslaved civilians and destroyed buildings and burned and salted fileds in accordance with the teachings of the Beef to purge the lands, and make sure that even if I do no finish the job and remove you and your entire army from this Island, that you will not have the capital to win or even be a major part in victory. :bow:

*yawn*

Such a spiteful little man. Our fields were never that good anyway. Our economy is based on trade, not agriculture. So long as we have friends, we will eat. You're worried about economic concerns... how silly.

[shlin28]

BTW, I am currently massing my Crusading Army II to take down Greyblades, that's why there's a commotion on the borders :sweatdrop:

[Greyblades]

You will be sunk before you even get near the coast.

[Reenk Roink]

*yawn*

Such a spiteful little man. Our fields were never that good anyway. Our economy is based on trade, not agriculture. So long as we have friends, we will eat. You're worried about economic concerns... how silly.

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

BTW, I am currently massing my Crusading Army II to take down Greyblades, that's why there's a commotion on the borders :sweatdrop:

Oh praise the beef... but you could have told us, we could have halted operations for a turn to assist you. It's not like Reenk poses a threat to us.

[Reenk Roink]

Oh praise the beef... but you could have told us, we could have halted operations for a turn to assist you. It's not like Reenk poses a threat to us.

Indeed, which is why your population has been savaged and half your lands belong to me. :2thumbsup:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Indeed, which is why your population has been savaged and half your lands belong to me. :2thumbsup:

So you admit to being a savage? Excellent. When all of my lands are in my possession, and all of yours belong to me, then we will see who has the last laugh.

[shlin28]

You will be sunk before you even get near the coast.

The Beef is on our side, and so we shall prevail.

But who's on yours? A buncha wannabe Brocolli Gods :clown:

[Reenk Roink]

So you admit to being a savage? Excellent. When all of my lands are in my possession, and all of yours belong to me, then we will see who has the last laugh.

Pathetic twisting of words, as is expected from you. :rolleyes:

You merely speak in hypotheticals, I point to my victory. :2thumbsup:

[Greyblades]

@Shlin: 2 thousand explosive mines on the coastline

[shlin28]

We have so many zealots you'll run out of mines before we run out of men ~:smoking:

[Greyblades]

We can make more mines in a short time, can you make more zealots? And your ships will be as good as sunk before it even gets to that.

[shlin28]

:devilish:

[Greyblades]

Also the more zealots in your army the more chaos in your ranks when we set them on fire.

[shlin28]

Not if we have enough zealots to stamp out the fires :devilish:

[Reenk Roink]

Not if we have enough zealots to stamp out the fires :devilish:

Devil smiley used by his holiness?! :laugh4:

[Greyblades]

Well can they cut through 20 inches of titanium? I think I will just set my building to stomp on them and just sit back and watch.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Devil smiley used by his holiness?! :laugh4:

Don't you recognize our horned cattle god, you heretic? :laugh4:

[shlin28]

Well can they cut through 20 inches of titanium? I think I will just set my building to stomp on them and just sit back and watch.

Meh, my Zealots will climb up the piles of bodies and then keep headbutting your titanium wall until it breaks.

Foolproof.:yes:

PS: In Beefy-ology, there is no Devil. You either eat Beef and be in Heaven, or not eat Beef and be very grumpy.

[Greyblades]

You are realy not familiar with titanium's strength are you? I mean, well, what will that do apart from turing it from gunmetal grey to brain pink?

[Reenk Roink]

Don't you recognize our horned cattle god, you heretic? :laugh4:


Finger of Heresy: Greyblades and ATPG

:rolleyes: :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[shlin28]

You are realy not familiar with titanium's strength are you? I mean, well, what will that do apart from turing it from gunmetal grey to brain pink?

I'm sure if you headbutt it for a million times it will break... :bow:

[Askthepizzaguy]

:rolleyes: :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

At least I've seen the divine bovine before and I don't declare war on fellow beefeaters just to overcompensate for being a nameless backwater nation no one's ever heard of.

[Greyblades]

@Shiln: Try 90 billion, and by that time you will have run out of zealots.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm sure if you headbutt it for a million times it will break... :bow:

Now that's what I call faith! :bow:

[Reenk Roink]

At least I've seen the divine bovine before and I don't declare war on fellow beefeaters just to overcompensate for being a nameless backwater nation no one's ever heard of.

Non sequiter? Running away when pressured. How unlike you? :2thumbsup: :laugh4:

[shlin28]

@Shiln: Try 90 billion, and by that time you will have run out of zealots.

O rly?

I think you underestimate our population growth :smash:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Non sequiter? Running away when pressured. How unlike you? :2thumbsup: :laugh4:

Non Sequitur you mean? General, get this man some books!

[Reenk Roink]

Non Sequitur you mean? General, get this man some books!

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Oh boy, spelling mistakes, the last refuge for the damned. :2thumbsup:

[Greyblades]

O rly?

I think you underestimate our population growth :smash:

I think you uderestimate the strength of a walking building with a group of engeneers ready to make repairs and chuck explosives around.

[Askthepizzaguy]

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Oh boy, spelling mistakes, the last refuge for the damned. :2thumbsup:

If you can't taunt properly, don't bother! :wink: And save your breath for the screams... or prayers to the Cattle Lord to spare you from your doom!

[shlin28]

You just don't get how many troops I am willing to throw at you right? :yes:

Edit: To Greyblades

[Reenk Roink]

If you can't taunt properly, don't bother! :wink: And save your breath for the screams... or prayers to the Cattle Lord to spare you from your doom!

My taunts are in the scope of the game. Yours devolve to spelling mistakes. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

But yes, this will be settled on the field. Don't run away please. :laugh4:

[Greyblades]

@Shlin: Look, by the time headbanging gets halfway through the rest of the zealots will have died of old age so I am not worried.

[Askthepizzaguy]

My taunts are in the scope of the game. Yours devolve to spelling mistakes. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

But yes, this will be settled on the field. Don't run away please. :laugh4:

Try not to lose too many men this time. Last time you got quite a beating. :yes:

[Reenk Roink]

Try not to lose too many men this time. Last time you got quite a beating. :yes:

According to my report, I lost less men than you and won the field with a smaller army attacking a camping one. :laugh4:

Yes I'm disappointed that I lost any men at all to your warriors, but eh? :shrug:

[Askthepizzaguy]

According to my report, I lost less men than you and won the field with a smaller army attacking a camping one. :laugh4:

Yes I'm disappointed that I lost any men at all to your warriors, but eh? :shrug:

According to my report you lost a quarter of your forces, and we took half that amount. But that was from the host, so... surely that can't be accurate. :grin:

Not to worry. This time we'll inflict far more damage on you. We might sell off your lands to the highest bidder, to reflect your love of money over true values. A fitting end to a barbarous state or rapists and pillagers who fight for money, not honor. :bow:

[Reenk Roink]

According to my report you lost a quarter of your forces, and we took half that amount. But that was from the host, so... surely that can't be accurate. :grin:

Not to worry. This time we'll inflict far more damage on you. We might sell off your lands to the highest bidder, to reflect your love of money over true values. A fitting end to a barbarous state or rapists and pillagers who fight for money, not honor. :bow:

Even if Beefy said that (he used no numbers in mine so I doubt it), you do realize that I sent less than half my army to your lands right? Gotta help the sacred order and protect my lands to.

Do the math. Even in your cooked up scenario you still lost more than me. :laugh4: :rolleyes:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Even if Beefy said that (he used no numbers in mine so I doubt it), you do realize that I sent less than half my army to your lands right? Gotta help the sacred order and protect my lands to.

Do the math. Even in your cooked up scenario you still lost more than me. :laugh4: :rolleyes:

*yawn* Oh my. You made me pass out from boredom.

Don't wear out the rolleyes smiley. Some of us want to use it too. :laugh4:

[ULC]

So much pointless posturing...as Queen of Beefdom, I think it my duty to inform you of the actual state of both of your armies, and your people. But, why should I? I think it will be more fun to watch, and let my King inform me of what I should or shouldn't say.

[White_eyes:D]

Lacy is just a puppet of Beefdom.....better then death I guess:shrug::laugh4:
I am working on the write-up now....this is gonna take a while:sweatdrop:

Edit:If Yoyoma kills Lacy at the end.....he well forever be, my idol:2thumbsup:

[shlin28]

YES!!!

DEATH TO THE HERETICS!

[Greyblades]

You have yet to identify or even publically suspect the "heritic" yet.

[shlin28]

Oh you wait till the sun rises... then you will all BURN!

[Greyblades]

Your ships will be the only thing burning after tonight.

[Thermal]

So much pointless posturing...as Queen of Beefdom, I think it my duty to inform you of the actual state of both of your armies, and your people. But, why should I? I think it will be more fun to watch, and let my King inform me of what I should or shouldn't say.

Peaze Laddy Lasy ya?

[Yoyoma1910]

Lacy is just a puppet of Beefdom.....better then death I guess:shrug::laugh4:
I am working on the write-up now....this is gonna take a while:sweatdrop:

Edit:If Yoyoma kills Lacy at the end.....he well forever be, my idol:2thumbsup:

Becoming a counter productive assassin is certainly not one of my goals, thank you very much.


You shall have to remain your own hero.

[White_eyes:D]

Deep in the territory of the Hungry Khaan - Winter 1BB
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Reenkazoids song for the fallen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g2VdB4YpzQ)
Reenkazoid gathered his men, it seemed the Hungry Khaan was very angry about his last loss and this time, decided it would be best if he moved first.

The Hungry Khaan heard about the atrocities, that Reenk and his men had commited to his people. This only fueled his anger; as he ordered his Khanate spearmen to divide into two divisons and approach Reenkazoid from the West and north in two fronts. He did not expect them to survive, only to make Reenkazoid waste his Mass artillery(Noisy Reenks and Bowmen).

Reenkazoid saw this but failed to see though the point of it, and he ordered his men to fire, which nearly wiped out the Khanate spearmen but they held this time due to seeing it in the battle before. Reenkazoid was in a good stronghold and he saw no need to panic, he had beaten the Khaan before, it would be the same this time.

The Hungry Khaan only smiled, as his Swiss Mongols came in, hidden behind the spearmen. He was surprised when his Swiss Mongols were being put under attack by Aresean troops which just came in from the east, thwarting his men as they were being flanked. The Hungry Khaan was now concerned and only said "It's up to you..".

Reenkazoid was glad to see his allies come at just the right time but also noticed a small Calvary unit charging Aresean's flank. "It can only be the Khaan..." Reenkazoid had prepared for this chance and ordered his Zan Ma Dao (Horse Chopping Sword) men to charge and kill, The Khaan. Reenkazoid killed much of the unit at the cost of his own and found the Khaan, in one quick motion he impaled him with his sword and his men sent up a cheer....

Too soon, The Real Khaan came out with all his elite heavy cavalry and cut Reenkazoid's head off and quickly shouted to his men...."Spare no one", with Reenkazoid dead and most of his units used up, they routed and left the stronghold running; being cut down all along the way.

ATPG and Allys victory

Edit: Only Half of Aresean reinforcements survived the battle, they retreat to the Exiles land.

[Thermal]

:jawdrop:

[Reenk Roink]

:jawdrop:

Had to pull out some troops for other purposes. Sorry Ares should have told you. :wall: Wait for further pigeon messages, he has stumbled into our trap, although Reenkazoid was a huge loss. :shame:

[Greyblades]

Huh... well its going to be a long time before reenk "gets me next", any other battles?

[White_eyes:D]

no worries, Yoyoma:book:.....I am sure you will have to choose soon:wink: (that's a bit of a hint:laugh4:)
@Battle write-up: I used mostly Beefy's orders...I can't put in other stuff since it wouldn't make sense if I said "He lost, yet had 1 million men remaining" any complaints...?? go PM Beefy:bow: I tried many times to include things, so that this way it sounds like someone did lose somehow....don't like it??? well tough:whip:*Rant mode off* I still need to do one more write up but it well be very short...details were a little not much there:shrug:(but I am guessing someone didn't send in much:juggle2:)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Of course, you do realize, you miserable plankton eaters, that your attack on our Swiss Mongolian forces means that we will end your existence. You picked the wrong time to mess with the Khan...

*wipes blood off of his face*

[Greyblades]

*Sigh* I knew should have killed them off last turn.

[White_eyes:D]

The sea near the exiles area - Winter 1BB
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King Aresea was quiet, not even his gills were moving as he shipped back to the Exiles land. He was going over in his head, just how he did not see it....a fake Khaan? "I am such a fool..." he said to himself. "I should have stopped Reenkazoid or at least retreated before I lost half my men" he keep thinking to himself. Just then a royal dolphin charged in and shouted "My lord, Decapodia is attacking, we must flee with whatever men we have before we have none left". King Aresea refused to move, as he fell into a daze, "Malacostraca Armada, attacking now??". In the end, they had to carry him to an escape ship. As he watched, in a almost blank stare at his ships being boarded and sunk.

Decapodia Victory, weakened from the battle against the Consulate, they get pushed back, and Aresea loses 2/3 of their navy

[Askthepizzaguy]

Case in point.

I raise a glass of enemy's blood to the ferocious warriors of Decapodia!

[Thermal]

Of course, you do realize, you miserable plankton eaters, that your attack on our Swiss Mongolian forces means that we will end your existence. You picked the wrong time to mess with the Khan...

*wipes blood off of his face*

mehz, semed likes guds adia atss thts tims

[Reenk Roink]

Reenkmaistro sends his finest poets to his brothers of Aresea, and stirs them with a most inspiring battle song dedicated to the enemy, who will be drowned in a sea of sorrow (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na8SmldjzAs).

[Askthepizzaguy]

mehz, semed likes guds adia atss thts tims

Break off your alliance with this rogue faction, and the Khan will not take the Right of Vengeance upon you, and he will be open to signing a cease-fire.

[Thermal]

Break off your alliance with this rogue faction, and the Khan will not take the Right of Vengeance upon you, and he will be open to signing a cease-fire.

sez fired buz notz alles bruck wit renk

[Greyblades]

Translation (or at least what I can make out): "We will ceasefire but we arent allied with reenk"

[Askthepizzaguy]

sez fired buz notz alles bruck wit renk

If you have a defensive alliance with Reenk Roink, and he is at war with us, you must honor it or ask him to surrender, which he will not. If you dishonor your alliance with him, how could we trust you? You can't be allied with him, with him at war with us, and you not at war with us. What use is an alliance if you don't back your allies? Either you stand with Reenk or you don't. You cannot be his ally and our friend while we are in a state of war with him.

[Greyblades]

Are there anymore writeups or can I start on the map now?

[Beefy187]

Funny thing is that, I sent in the battle description to White_eyes last night to finish of the work of the day.

I wake up and see nine pms which could've changed the outcome of the battle but I suppose that was too late.

@Greyblades

I don't think there is any changes except the Consulate are now a vassal of Beefdom and Hungry Khaan regained their land.

@Reenk

I'm sorry for your losses. Good luck, you still have some ways to win it :yes:

[Greyblades]

So when you go to sleep we should start bombarding whiteyes now?

[Beefy187]

So when you go to sleep we should start bombarding whiteyes now?

Your probebly still better off Bombarding (if you mean pming) me still, but do it early :bow:
Or you can pm us both.

If you feel that pm is soo important that it could even change the outcome of the battle, ask White_eyes to wait until I wake up maybe.

Commencing day write up

[Reenk Roink]

Funny thing is that, I sent in the battle description to White_eyes last night to finish of the work of the day.

I wake up and see nine pms which could've changed the outcome of the battle but I suppose that was too late.

@Greyblades

I don't think there is any changes except the Consulate are now a vassal of Beefdom and Hungry Khaan regained their land.

@Reenk

I'm sorry for your losses. Good luck, you still have some ways to win it :yes:

No worries, this should be more fun. :2thumbsup:

[Greyblades]

*Sigh* I realy am starting to hate the transparancy settings on this program, everytime I accedntly go over the same point twice with the same colour it gets darker and gives those annoying colour patches.

[Beefy187]

Sacred tribes of the holy mountain-Spring 4BB.

https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/chickenflaghalf.jpg

Total annihilation was the key word of the day. While few of the Areseans managed to escape the blood bathes, troops from the Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink wasn't so lucky.

They were still being chased by the hungry Khaan cavalry.

"Run it!! Run!! I'll hold them up!"

said one of the Greater Reenk troops. As they were running through the narrow mountain range, it was a perfect place to make use of the noisy Roink.

"Guess what?? We prefer Mountain ranges!"

With a huge blast, the chasers died on a direct hit. Noisy Roink trooper jumped out and gave the rest some kung fu punches.

"Oh sorry? Didn't we tell you, we get kung fu lessons?"

Noisy Roink trooper, held up the persuits for a good time, however he heard some screaming.. In his languege.

He quickly stole the horse and quickly rode to the scene.

.................................................................................................... ...........................................

It was a massacre. His comrades rolled around in the pool of blood and red flesh. And there was those who stare them down coldly...

"You bastards!! I thought you were!!" Shouted the noisy Roink trooper, loading bullet in his hand cannon.

"Friends?? No.. We need no friends."

Noisy Roink trooper was shot dead with arrows, by the traitors.

"Didn't except you boys to help us.." said the Khanate troops who now caught up.

"We weren't. But we aren't your foes either."

"We'll remember that.."

Khanates retreated to their lands, giving a glance to their banner. The traitors.

https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/bullflagsmall.jpg

Undoubtfully, it was the Shadow Bulls.

After both armies left the field, leaving the heavily wounded troops of Reenk Roink, lying on the ground, group of travellers came by.

"Hey there.. looks like you guys had a hell of a fight. Need a hand?"

Travellers, with hundred men, started treating the wounded.

"We have 237 dead and 8 barely alive."

"Well then, lets give 8 some quick treatment and carry them to Beefy. He should be able to help them."

"And the deads?"

"Give them a proper burial before someone finds us. Hurry."

.................................................................................................... ...............................................................................

"King Beefy. I require some attention."

"Well well.. Young man. I hope you weren't responsible for those wounds."

"No sir. I was responsible for the treatments."

"Good men. Whats your name my dear?"

".... Granith. From the former Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese sir"

"Hahaha!! Very well. Thank you."
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The Aresean Isles (Exiles territory)- Summer 4BB
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"We are extremely furious to announce that a foreign spy... Yet to be known which country has done it.. Has stolen are explosive chemicals used for are explosive arrows!! This is a threat to national security! And Exiles aren't happy about it!!"

.................................................................................................... ............................................

Sacred Tribes of the Holy mountains- Summer 4 BB

Beefy was worried.. But he didn't have to any more. As Pizza Khaan, Reenkmeistro, and the Mr Cashews fellow, came in the meeting hall alive.

"Haha!! I'm lucky aren't I!! Lucky!!"

"Thank you for your greeting King Beefy.. But he won't be too lucky.." said the Pizza Khaan, staring at Reenkmeistro. Who ignored him.

"Well, we are all still alive aren't we?? I'll make some tea.. No... How about a vodka?"

"No thanks Beefy, I want to keep a clear head."

"Fair enough, don't make a mess in the meeting hall would you?"

Then on came the newly wed, Yoyoma and Lacy.

"And how goes your marriage?"

"Quite well thank you. Poetry, wines, steak..... Kids.."

"Pregnent are you?? Wee hee!!!"

"Yes I am. Not sure when his coming out though."

"Well, take care of your self ey? And how goes your brother Clay?"

"Havn't heard from him. We are still looking. You wouldn't know where he is would you?"

"I do. But I'm neutral :beam:"

"Thought you might say that.."

.................................................................................................... .................................................

"Well Ladies and Gents!! We are all still alive! Love and peace baby!!"

Commence the meeting.

[Greyblades]

...Shlin turned on reenk?

:jawdrop:

Huh...

Oh by the way I have my first draft for the map ready:

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8688/mapnew.jpg

[Beefy187]

Cheers for that Greyblades.

I think my job here is done for today. Enjoy your discussions :bow:
I'm taking a short break off the Org.
When I get back, I expect chaos.

[Reenk Roink]

...Shlin turned on reenk?

:jawdrop:

Is this new? :laugh4:

edit: meaning go see Tainted Evil

[Greyblades]

Still, he goes on about how he's going to blow me off of my Island and even FOS's ATPG, and he just goes and helps him? Against the most warlike country on the continent who just so happens to be next door? Am I the only one who thinks this was suicidal?

[ULC]

A very pregnant Lacy seats herself, along with two ladies in waiting.

"That truly depends on your point of view, dear Lord Grey. It's highly possible that Shlin does not want Reenk next to him because he is too aggressive, Reenk is a veggie eater, that the veiled threats between the two about who is holier then thou has reached a boiling point, and/or that shlin has been conducting secret deals under the table - how improper for a priest I might add. We can only judge him on his next few actions."

[Greyblades]

There's at least 2 things wrong with that.
Oh wait are we speaking in character again?

Ahem "Allthough he may have good reasons I still beleive his holiness is riding on a fathing here,unless King Yoyoma is willing to defend him the shadowbulls followers will most likely be conquered within a year."

[Reenk Roink]

Still, he goes on about how he's going to blow me off of my Island and even FOS's ATPG, and he just goes and helps him? Against the most warlike country on the continent who just so happens to be next door? Am I the only one who thinks this was suicidal?

Here's the full story.

So we were going to crush pizza khaan of course, with Ares army helping. All was set. Then I see the Swiss Mongols. No problem I say, my army is at full strength with morale advantage and Ares army while naval based and somewhat weaker, is still a help. Maybe we will lose, but we can come back in full force later. Pizza is not going to be any threat after the beating he already suffered and massacre of his population.

Then I get word this morning from my spies that a mass of heavy cavalry are at my border. :wall: :rolleyes:

I think, :laugh4: oh pizza, you are terribly screwed for bringing your army here where my allies are. Now, my lands have very few soldiers as I just moved most the army either to join the victorious vanguard or do something else (don't ask :inquisitive:) so I bring some back.

Of course, I clearly expected too much from Pizza khan, the one who runs from 1v1 fights and brings friends. Clearly he would have no tactical mind to invade my territory as I invaded his.

It was the evil and cunning shlin. :wall: :laugh4:

The sad fact is, I had sent in orders for everything, to set traps all across the western front of my lands and encamp my pikes on the mountains, with a flanking unit.

We were going to pretend like we were unaware of the attack but then attack the invaders.

Unfortunately, due to time zone, Beefy gave me 3 hours at 2 AM to do all that. None of my commands were carried out either at the steppes or at home. But in war timing is everything. :sad:

Thus the predicament I find myself in. :no: :laugh4:

I have to :2thumbsup: shlin for his great play, but shlin, your evilness, just like you betrayed me in TE, my allies and I ended up winning. Remember that. :wink: :grin:

[Beefy187]

Thought I might do some work on synopsis so I'm still around.

Just making sure, those orders about ambush and stuff were in the 9 pms I received this morning right?? If not, then theres another thing I have to :wall: after the game.

Theres been far too many :wall: in this game for my liking. Like 20 times more then Noble Sons I already...

Anyways..

Here! Have a tea!

Said Beefy. Everyone had a sip of tea and went back to discussion

[Reenk Roink]

Thought I might do some work on synopsis so I'm still around.

Just making sure, those orders about ambush and stuff were in the 9 pms I received this morning right?? If not, then theres another thing I have to :wall: after the game.

Theres been far too many :wall: in this game for my liking. Like 20 times more then Noble Sons I already...

Anyways..

Here! Have a tea!

Said Beefy. Everyone had a sip of tea and went back to discussion

Well, this is a really hard game to run so there's going to be :wall:'s (I think one thing that might have helped is a more structured warfare plan it would take away from role play but only a bit, and it would make a lot more sense and not depend so much on long orders), it's not a problem, this development is actually much better for the game as a whole. Finally we get some drama and betrayal. :2thumbsup:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Of course, I clearly expected too much from Pizza khan, the one who runs from 1v1 fights and brings friends. Clearly he would have no tactical mind to invade my territory as I invaded his.

Yes... clearly.... :rolleyes:

???

What's going on with the map? How do I attack Reenk's own territory and then get my own back from the battle? Very odd.

[Yoyoma1910]

Cognac and cigars for all. Only the finest, of course. Let us all put aside our differences for a moment, and toast my lovely and brilliant queen, and bless the health of both she and our coming child.

[Reenk Roink]

Yes... clearly.... :rolleyes:

???

What's going on with the map? How do I attack Reenk's own territory and then get my own back from the battle? Very odd.

The write up clearly states at the top:

Sacred tribes of the holy mountain-Spring 4BB.

So no, you were having enough trouble in the chase with my noisy roinks sniping at you to begin with.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Mmmkay... but I didn't even attempt to retake my own territory... and we basically annihilated your army... so the territory I should have gotten was Reenk's.

:shrug:

Whatever. Just trying in my own infantile and idiotic way to understand the complexities of this game. Some very counter-intuitive things happen when you push the "ignore your own territory and attack the enemy heartland" button.

[Reenk Roink]

Mmmkay... but I didn't even attempt to retake my own territory... and we basically annihilated your army... so the territory I should have gotten was Reenk's.

:shrug:

Whatever. Just trying in my own infantile and idiotic way to understand the complexities of this game. Some very counter-intuitive things happen when you push the "ignore your own territory and attack the enemy heartland" button.

No again, read the write up. It was clearly shlin who killed my routing troops. Why should you get anything but your own lands when it was I who attacked further in your territory and you simply defended (well actually mainly The Flax).

[Yoyoma1910]

No then, eh?

Fine cigars and cognac for me! I'm going to be a father... I wonder what the name should be.

[Askthepizzaguy]

No again, read the write up. It was clearly shlin who killed my routing troops. Why should you get anything but your own lands when it was I who attacked further in your territory and you simply defended (well actually mainly The Flax).

Umm...

Well I'll let the host explain. You see, last round, my army wasn't in my territory. It was sent to yours. I ignored/abandoned my own lands. We kind of went through YLC's territory to do it.

It's kind of hard to have a battle when the enemy isn't... there. Unless you were on the border of YLC's land to stop me from leaving and attacking your own country, I should have been in your territory, not mine.

[Yoyoma1910]

This is getting vulgar, and no one is showing my wife any respect, much less the respect she deserves.

[ULC]

This is getting vulgar, and no one is showing my wife any respect, much less the respect she deserves.


Lacy shakes her head at Yoyoma

"What do you expect of them? They are far more concerned with personal vendetta then even their own people - kindness and respect have long since left these halls, and civility sits over in a corner frightened....what do you think of the name Wieland dear?"

[Yoyoma1910]

Lacy shakes her head at Yoyoma

"What do you expect of them? They are far more concerned with personal vendetta then even their own people - kindness and respect have long since left these halls, and civility sits over in a corner frightened....what do you think of the name Wieland dear?"

Wieland... Wieland. Sounds nice. What does it mean?

[White_eyes:D]

I called Yoyoma victory....:bow:
but then again.....it was a forgone conclusion...:smash:

[ULC]

Wieland... Wieland. Sounds nice. What does it mean?

Wieland means "War" and "Land", but is meant to indicate a master craftsman and smith. It has many levels of meaning, and I am not familiar with all of them...

[Reenk Roink]

Erm, no offense, but I've just lost 3/4 of my army to an insidious pontiff who is surrounding me. :laugh4:

But here, have some alcoholic milk for those times the new born prince just wont stop crying. :bow:

[Yoyoma1910]

Sorry to hear that, old chap. Have a glass of our finest cognac. It is the drink of champions, past, present, and future.

War Land... hmm sounds powerful. I like it. But, then, I'm really only used to naming race horses and fighting bulls.

[ULC]

Sorry to hear that, old chap. Have a glass of our finest cognac. It is the drink of champions, past, present, and future.

War Land... hmm sounds powerful. I like it. But, then, I'm really only used to naming race horses and fighting bulls.

"It is a righteous conquerors name...so then, a toast to young Wieland?"

Queen Lacy raises her glass

[White_eyes:D]

Here is my guesses on troop count(Beefy has the final say on that...)
Yoyoma-100% no troops lost.....he is still golden....:egypt:
Reenk-20% I think shlin's and ATPG's wins really hurt Reenk....:help:
ATPG-60% I think Beefy said he still had quite a few troops left....:book:
taka-90% he lost some.....but not much if I recall....:juggle2:
Captain Bladder-100% but is WOB bait....:whip:
Greyblades-??% I will keep this to myself....hopefully greyblades can use this right:bow:
Aries-50% he lost most of his navy....not sure about his land troops...he lost half if I recall right..:beam:
Warman-??? WOB bait....has not been on much:whip:
shlin-90% he lost some troops to ATPG....and lost some on other stuff...:yes:(but he really lucked out with what he got in return)
YLC-00%?? should be with Beefy since there Independence is lost.....and Yoyoma should have all there troops.....lost some to Aries though....

all in all....Yoyoma should have about 150% more of his troops, with his YLC vassal state....:egypt:
I think Yoyoma well win this:yes:

[ULC]

Here is my guesses on troop count(Beefy has the final say on that...)
Yoyoma-100% no troops lost.....he is still golden....:egypt:
Reenk-20% I think shlin's and ATPG's wins really hurt Reenk....:help:
ATPG-60% I think Beefy said he still had quite a few troops left....:book:
taka-90% he lost some.....but not much if I recall....:juggle2:
Captain Bladder-100% but is WOB bait....:whip:
Greyblades-??% I will keep this to myself....hopefully greyblades can use this right:bow:
Aries-50% he lost most of his navy....not sure about his land troops...he lost half if I recall right..:beam:
Warman-??? WOB bait....has not been on much:whip:
shlin-90% he lost some troops to ATPG....and lost some on other stuff...:yes:(but he really lucked out with what he got in return)
YLC-00%?? should be with Beefy since there Independence is lost.....and Yoyoma should have all there troops.....lost some to Aries though....

all in all....Yoyoma should have about 150% more of his troops, with his YLC vassal state....:egypt:
I think Yoyoma well win this:yes:

Your numbers are terribly off for a few players ~:flirt:

[Yoyoma1910]

Here is my guesses on troop count(Beefy has the final say on that...)
Yoyoma-100% no troops lost.....he is still golden....:egypt:
Reenk-20% I think shlin's and ATPG's wins really hurt Reenk....:help:
ATPG-60% I think Beefy said he still had quite a few troops left....:book:
taka-90% he lost some.....but not much if I recall....:juggle2:
Captain Bladder-100% but is WOB bait....:whip:
Greyblades-??% I will keep this to myself....hopefully greyblades can use this right:bow:
Aries-50% he lost most of his navy....not sure about his land troops...he lost half if I recall right..:beam:
Warman-??? WOB bait....has not been on much:whip:
shlin-90% he lost some troops to ATPG....and lost some on other stuff...:yes:(but he really lucked out with what he got in return)
YLC-00%?? should be with Beefy since there Independence is lost.....and Yoyoma should have all there troops.....lost some to Aries though....

all in all....Yoyoma should have about 150% more of his troops, with his YLC vassal state....:egypt:
I think Yoyoma well win this:yes:

YLC is now my partner in this. The consulate is now under Beefdom, but Lacy is the Queen of Beefdom, and reigns with me over all the kingdom.

[White_eyes:D]

ahhh.....but if only it were true....:wink: Yoyoma is still 100% ready to kick anyone's :daisy:
and shlin plus greyblades have something special......I will leave it at that:bow:

[White_eyes:D]

Happily ever after? Whats that :inquisitive:

This aint fairly tale.. THIS IS Noble Sons!!! :furious3:
Nuff said

[Yoyoma1910]

I don't think this will end well if you think, there can be a Co-op win.....I already talked it over with Beefy and it would be too overpowered for you.....:bow:

If you didn't want over powered, you should never have asked me to join. :scorpio:

[White_eyes:D]

Hey, Beefdom is a monster in itself.....you now want YLC troop's as well??
well if Beefy allows it.....:shrug:

[Beefy187]

taka is temporary leaving the game as he is busy in RL.

So unless there is any volunteers, I will grant takas wish by giving his kindom to Beefdom along with his allignments.

So heres a cheers to even more overpowered Yoyoma :beam:

Though.. Since you are powerful enough, I think the army will dissapear along with King taka.

[White_eyes:D]

This is what I forsee.....Yoyoma doing this...Taking over Beefdom, Hitler style (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOP0ykpYjA4&feature=relat)

Yet another one bites the dust....:bow: looks like my earlier predictions were right:laugh4::laugh4:

[Yoyoma1910]

Hey, Beefdom is a monster in itself.....you now want YLC troop's as well??
well if Beefy allows it.....:shrug:

Uh... you just said I had YLC's troops. And Beefy has already allowed the acquisition of Lacy as Beefdom's Queen. It's all written out.

[Yoyoma1910]

Sorry guys. I have pretty eyes, I can't help it.

[White_eyes:D]

Funny part is....there are screwed unless they all fight against you....but I get the feeling they would never work together now....GG Yoyoma....:bow:

[Askthepizzaguy]

To avoid misunderstandings;

I will destroy Reenk next round. Whatever it takes. I don't care if I have to catapult my troops at his king and decapitate him with a flying horse carcass. He dies or I do.

[Yoyoma1910]

Funny part is....there are screwed unless they all fight against you....but I get the feeling they would never work together now....GG Yoyoma....:bow:

Well... maybe if people would take the lemons and limes they were given, and make margaritas, this island would be awesome. I can think of at least one player who made only, like, one in game post before simply giving up. *AHEM*

[Beefy187]

After a few conversation and a review of night orders, Reenk should've died previous round.
Add that in in my hall of shame after the game.

Anyway, Reenk is still alive this round.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well... maybe if people would take the lemons and limes they were given, and make margaritas, this island would be awesome. I can think of at least one player who made only, like, one in game post before simply giving up. *AHEM*

King Yoyoma of Beefdom;

Our quest is nearly at an end, and when Reenk's head is atop a pike, we will swear allegiance to you and send you regular shipments of pizza. We thank you very much for your patience in this matter.

-Pepperono



Reenk should've died previous round.

That's right, baby. :laugh4:

[Captain Blackadder]

Counciller Blackadder arrives in the meeting.


All hail fellow lovers of meat. I have recieved word that the sacred order wishes to enter into my kingdom. To them I say this, come I have nothing to hide, come and enjoy the veal that my cooks are preparing. To the fishmen I demand that you leave my province at once or there will be consequances. I believe that his people due to their fishiness may be the damn veggie eating scum.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Councilor Blackadder;

We wish to offer you trade relations. Would you be interested in an exchange of resources? Contact us privately if you wish to see a list of goods that we trade.

-Pepperono

[Captain Blackadder]

My country would be interested in sharing resources. We have pearls from the sea but we lack Iron and steel so you have these resources?

[Askthepizzaguy]

My country would be interested in sharing resources. We have pearls from the sea but we lack Iron and steel so you have these resources?

We lack Iron or the materials to make steel, but we have copper to trade as well as cattle, sheep, tomatoes, heavy horse, light horse, salt, and one (1) reserve of iron ore we traded for. Because it is our only reserve of iron we wouldn't be willing to trade it away except at a premium.

We also mass produce in our oven forges the premium and highly prized delicacy; the pizza. This one food covers the dietary needs of bread, dairy, vegetables, and meat, and gives your troops high morale and stamina.

As for pearls; we would not have much use for pearls. However, in the interests of peace and good relations, we are willing to trade for the pearls. We highly value animal livestock, timber, metals, food resources, or technologies. We also trade for mercenary soldiers, though these must be true mercenaries willing to fight for us under our banner for as long as we continue to feed and pay them. We also offer mercenary Khan's Chosen cavalry, but so far they remain unrecruited.

-Pepperono.

[Captain Blackadder]

Well we have a high level of technology yet lack resources. So how about this we take copper from you and in exchange we will give you the art of bridge building somthing that will certainly be usefull in the hills of your homeland.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I could go copper for the pearls. I prefer to get a tradeable resource for a tradeable resource. Our military already has knowledge of construction from the old continents.

[Reenk Roink]

Actually Beefy, taka had put all of his troops in my lands as soon as my spies got wind of his plans. So unless pizza's cowardly army could beat them along with my troops, it was highly unlikely that I would have died next round. :yes:

edit: Yay, I get too keep taka's troops. Care to bumble in again unaware that I am aware of your simple plans pizza khaan? :laugh4:

You should be happy that Beefy forgot to take into account your attack west, because he would have to take into account my orders as well. :wink:

[Beefy187]

Actually Beefy, taka had put all of his troops in my lands as soon as my spies got wind of his plans. So unless pizza's cowardly army could beat them along with my troops, it was highly unlikely that I would have died next round. :yes:

taka left three units and one of them is half dead.

Assuming Pizza has the support of TheFlax, he will have numerical advantage on the head on battle.

I did say "sure" on the pms, but I think the best way is to ask taka what he wants to do with his army.

From the hosts point of view, the best will be "taka and his army gets bored of all the war and politics and retire as a average farmers in the Sacred tribes of the Holy mountains."

[Reenk Roink]

taka left three units and one of them is half dead.

Assuming Pizza has the support of TheFlax, he will have numerical advantage on the head on battle.

I did say "sure" on the pms, but I think the best way is to ask taka what he wants to do with his army.

From the hosts point of view, the best will be "taka and his army gets bored of all the war and politics and retire as a average farmers in the Sacred tribes of the Holy mountains."

Yeah sure, we can have taka's rest of the army retire it would stop from overpowering. But The Flax was still up in Pizza land with a few of Pizza's army wasn't he?

I know pizza placed his cavalry at my west, which I prepared for with taka's help and my reinforcements.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If I just had TheFlax, I could see possible resistance. But I didn't come with just Swiss Mongols. According to orders sent to the host, there were two other allies with us and some nice foreign weapons we never got to use. They will be there next round too. Best to look forward... what's done is done. Miracles happen, and so we failed to cut the head off of the snake. Another swing of the sword should do it, and we're ready to die to make that happen.

[Greyblades]

Greyblades-??% I will keep this to myself....hopefully greyblades can use this right:bow:


and shlin plus greyblades have something special......I will leave it at that:bow:
Care to tell me whats so special about me in private?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Care to tell me whats so special about me in private?

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like you.


Well except for the beefeaters.Which is most of the people in the game.They want to destroy you.Heretic!

[Greyblades]

I thought I had converted... weird.

Oh well for my next turns trick, Yoyma if you would, I would like to procure the use of 200 mercinary sailors, 2 fast ships, a small convoy of trading ships, 200ft of rope a great white shark...

[Askthepizzaguy]

I thought I had converted... weird.

When did you convert? Have all your people finally started eating Beef?

[Greyblades]

"I did when I kicked aresa out of their island."

[Askthepizzaguy]

must have missed something. Link?

[Greyblades]

It was in the first nights writeup, I forgot that you lot hadnt a way of reading my journal entry and I ended up spending a page persuading shllin that it was true.

[Askthepizzaguy]

No crusade? :cry:


Awww.... rats. :shame: I trust ShadowBull will tell us who the heretics are soon. It's only been a few hours since I last crushed something impious, and my sword arm needs the exercise.

[Greyblades]

taka is temporary leaving the game as he is busy in RL.

So unless there is any volunteers, I will grant takas wish by giving his kindom to Beefdom along with his allignments.

So heres a cheers to even more overpowered Yoyoma :beam:

Though.. Since you are powerful enough, I think the army will dissapear along with King taka.

"I demand that his lands should be split between Blackadder and shlin."

[Yoyoma1910]

It was in the first nights writeup, I forgot that you lot hadnt a way of reading my journal entry and I ended up spending a page persuading shllin that it was true.

It was not in the first night's writeup. It is a claim you have continued to make, but you have given no real proof. It is likely nothing but a lettuce induced lie!

[Greyblades]

:shrug: Well beefy didnt object when I asked him so as far as you are concerned I am a netral party when it comes to the regions religion.

I forget who replaced warman?

[shlin28]

I DID NOT ATTACK RR!!! I AM A PEACE LOVING HERETIC BURNING THEOCRAT! Not a peace hating heretic burning mercenary!

Meanwhile, I shall reveal ze Grande Traitor:

It is...

TAKAEvidence Number 1:

About two or three years ago, the Grand Theocrat and the Sacred Order was discussing an alliance - one statement however aroused the GT's suspicion...


As you know, we too are a sacred order of beef, the holy Kobe Beef in fact. with the alliance we made yesterday, i would like to ask that no missionaries will be sent to our lands,Why would he deny our righteous missionaries? :no:

Evidence Number 2:

Years later...


Also, rumours has it that Sacred Orders of the Kobe beef is secretly worshipping the Broccoli God. You sent a team over to investigate now.Evidence Number 3:

After a thorough investigation...

The secret cultist of the Broccoli are eating veggies carefully disguised as meet. This way they can brag to people that they are eating meat while they are really eating veggies.

You have no clue where they are getting the vast amount of veggies from, but it is not that hard to obtain them as average people of Sacred orders does consume veggies as long as they keep it strict 8 meat :3 veggie ratio (iirc)

The cultists are small in numbers, thus obtaining veggies for those amount of people shouldn't be too hard.

They praise the Broccoli as if they are God. They are dangerous and has to be eliminated.

Problem is... Does King taka know about it? Or is he simply pretending to not know about it? Evidence Number 4:

I decided to follow the route of the shipment of Veggie Cultists Greyblades sent out:


The veggies seems to came from the shipment east route. And it has not gone out of takas boarders. It was consumed by the small circle of peoples in the territory of the sacred orders of the Kobe Beef.Evidence Number 5:

The noble taka has denied the offer of dinner with your ambassador as he was still recovering from the loss of some of his men in the battle which he secretly gave Reenk.Why would he deny a friendly Ambassadors offer of dinner?

The above quote is also the reason why I think Taka's men staged the betrayle.

Vote: Taka
Crusade/Chee-had: Taka
Curse: Taka
Excommunicatus Extremis Supremis: Taka

:bow:

[Greyblades]

Well, I guess if I can convert to beef then anything is possible, This should be interesting...

[Yoyoma1910]

I DID NOT ATTACK RR!!! I AM A PEACE LOVING HERETIC BURNING THEOCRAT! Not a peace hating heretic burning mercenary!

Meanwhile, I shall reveal ze Grande Traitor:

It is...

TAKAEvidence Number 1:

About two or three years ago, the Grand Theocrat and the Sacred Order was discussing an alliance - one statement however aroused the GT's suspicion...

Why would he deny our righteous missionaries? :no:

Evidence Number 2:

Years later...

Evidence Number 3:

After a thorough investigation...

The secret cultist of the Broccoli are eating veggies carefully disguised as meet. This way they can brag to people that they are eating meat while they are really eating veggies.

You have no clue where they are getting the vast amount of veggies from, but it is not that hard to obtain them as average people of Sacred orders does consume veggies as long as they keep it strict 8 meat :3 veggie ratio (iirc)

The cultists are small in numbers, thus obtaining veggies for those amount of people shouldn't be too hard.

They praise the Broccoli as if they are God. They are dangerous and has to be eliminated.

Problem is... Does King taka know about it? Or is he simply pretending to not know about it? Evidence Number 4:

I decided to follow the route of the shipment of Veggie Cultists Greyblades sent out:

Evidence Number 5:
Why would he deny a friendly Ambassadors offer of dinner?

The above quote is also the reason why I think Taka's men staged the betrayle.

Vote: Taka
Crusade/Chee-had: Taka
Curse: Taka
Excommunicatus Extremis Supremis: Taka

:bow:

Beefdom has already convinced them to surrender, and hand over their lands to us.

Mission accomplished.

[shlin28]

Beefy says he would send the allignment to you as well if you take Taka's country, hence you now harbour my enemies...

:inquisitive:

[Greyblades]

Well beefy/white eyes did say we will have to work together if we hope to beat yoyma.

[shlin28]

....

I would never help a heretic, nor would I attack a non-heretic (unless their scummyness is almost certain of course) :bow:

[Yoyoma1910]

Beefy says he would send the allignment to you as well if you take Taka's country, hence you now harbour my enemies...

:inquisitive:


So then, how should the land be taken, to prevent the spread of vegetarianism?

[Greyblades]

Well, you did say that you think hes harbouring veggies and its not; you helping a heritic, but me helping you...

[shlin28]

Easy, wipe them all out. Remember the old teachings of Beef?


The only good Veggie is a dead Veggie.

Edit: To Yoyoma, Obviously.

[shlin28]

Well, you did say that you think hes harbouring veggies and its not; you helping a heritic, but me helping you...

You are on the other end of the map and a heretic, I don't think you can provide any use at all.

:yes:

[Greyblades]

"We were on the other side of the map to aresa and yet here we are."

"And no we arent heritic."

[Yoyoma1910]

Very well, send in your inquisitors, and purge the lands of all vegetable eaters. We're not receiving any of their troops, so our armies are still clean.

[shlin28]

Very well, send in your inquisitors, and purge the lands of all vegetable eaters. We're not receiving any of their troops, so our armies are still clean.

Agreed :yes:

[taka]

I DID NOT ATTACK RR!!! I AM A PEACE LOVING HERETIC BURNING THEOCRAT! Not a peace hating heretic burning mercenary!

Meanwhile, I shall reveal ze Grande Traitor:

It is...

TAKAEvidence Number 1:

About two or three years ago, the Grand Theocrat and the Sacred Order was discussing an alliance - one statement however aroused the GT's suspicion...

Why would he deny our righteous missionaries? :no:

Evidence Number 2:

Years later...

Evidence Number 3:

After a thorough investigation...

The secret cultist of the Broccoli are eating veggies carefully disguised as meet. This way they can brag to people that they are eating meat while they are really eating veggies.

You have no clue where they are getting the vast amount of veggies from, but it is not that hard to obtain them as average people of Sacred orders does consume veggies as long as they keep it strict 8 meat :3 veggie ratio (iirc)

The cultists are small in numbers, thus obtaining veggies for those amount of people shouldn't be too hard.

They praise the Broccoli as if they are God. They are dangerous and has to be eliminated.

Problem is... Does King taka know about it? Or is he simply pretending to not know about it? Evidence Number 4:

I decided to follow the route of the shipment of Veggie Cultists Greyblades sent out:

Evidence Number 5:
Why would he deny a friendly Ambassadors offer of dinner?

The above quote is also the reason why I think Taka's men staged the betrayle.

Vote: Taka
Crusade/Chee-had: Taka
Curse: Taka
Excommunicatus Extremis Supremis: Taka

:bow:

1 - i remember saying that i will not send any to your land actually

2 - i have no idea were you got this information coz i dont know about it

3 - yes its true we have a 5:3 meat:veg ratio, i dunno why but thats what beefy said.

4 - i got a fake shipment of meat disguised as veg from decapodia and Buranda, but was "consumed by a small circle of people" i have no idea what this means

5 - i was not asked to go to dinner actually, and i have no reason to deny eating dinner with a former ally

post more later, busy busy atm