View Full Version : Noble Sons II- Price for Peace [Concluded]
Captain Blackadder
05-17-2009, 01:49
appear to be threatening Buranda.
We dont like how he still has about 4 square miles of our land (Or is it 40 square miles, what size is the island anyway?)
That Island was never yours it was part of the land of Quintas we simply took them under our wings since we consider them to be our cousins. It was never your land and you have no claim to it at all.
Greyblades
05-17-2009, 02:00
Eh? I meant the lands that you took when the crusade made me migrate to aresa's islands.
Beefy187
05-17-2009, 04:13
Beefy finally decided to show up after long absense.
"Sorry friends. As you know in the past few years, we have lost a some good fellows. Reenk Roink and Thermal Mercury.. Now Yoyoma as well. Strictly speaking, after Yoyomas father kicking me out of Beefdom, killing Factionheirs son, I was never his fan.. But Yoyoma II seemed like a cool kid. So I miss him... Aww.. How easily lifes are lost...
Anyhow. I hope you had fun in the meeting. So I shall announce my farewell. Take care of your self in the next 12 months and come back here with your head still on your neck... Hopefully with two legs and two arms too.
Start the night.. If I havnt started yet..
You did not protest the actions of King Yoyoma at all, which I find hypocritical when you state that Beefeaters should get along. We valued our faith as you did and we went after the veggie eaters only, yet when it was clear that a beef eating nation moved to subvert this holy goal, you did nothing.Yeesh, when have Roy done anything to help any other nation?
Because - it would expand your current spiritual holdings. You would have complete and total control over all spiritual work and programs in the entirety of the Empire, which you currently do not have. This would also mean you could release day to day administration to the common man so you may better focus on your ecclesiastical duties, and without the need to support an army, which the Empire would do for you, you would be able to divert your funds to taking care of the poor and needy, to your theological schools, and to the funding of your temples.Learn your history young Empress - do you not know the history of the Maganamonious Society of the Grand Rib? and how they were crushed by the brutal Guild of Swordfishmen? No, a religious organisation without a secure military and administrative support thoroughly loyal to itself is quite frankly, doomed. The Grand Theocrat is learned scholar of ancient history, and would not repeat the mistake of others.
They are indeed the past, if you have any evidence at all, bring it forth - it is time, in this era, that we the Empire set an example in peace, forgiveness, and the acknowledgment of ones responsibilities. If the Empire owes damages, we will pay them. If we have deprived others of comfort, we shall keep them warm. If their bellies are empty, we shall fill them. If they are defenseless we shall protect them.
Why couldn't this wait? Why couldn't we see proof of your generosity and peacefulness whilst we hammer out the details of this annexation?
The first I shall address is my well known betrayal of King Yoyoma, and the subsequent pardon and exile of my brother Clay for his hand in several unscrupulous acts while he was a rebel. I did not take my betrayal of my late husband lightly, for what example would I set for future generations through regicide? But it was something that had to be done before Yoyoma surely snared each and everyone through cunning deals and immoral, sweet lies. It had to be done, even for you Roy - for he would have gone so far to as strip you of all power and erase any spiritual hold the church had over the people of Beefdom.King Yoyoma may have his... bad moments, but I have yet to discover a single bad thing he commited against the Holy Theocracy. Neither did he wish to annex the Holy Theocracy, unlike some people.
I offer the exact opposite, and wish to strengthen the church - will you not help me in doing so? I will not force you to do so strictly and uncompromisingly on my terms Bishop Roy - I am not Yoyoma, I am not a cruel and heartless conartist - I am a mother, to my children, and to my people.Good to know! Let's hope your HBE bring peace of prosperity, rather than pestilence of war and espionage into this troubled island :bow:
Yeesh, when have Roy done anything to help any other nation?
So, it matters only in the zealous crusade to rid the world of veggie eaters, but it is righteous to not care for ones own? Please tell me that is not the way of the Theocracy...but from what you state, it must be so...
Learn your history young Empress - do you not know the history of the Maganamonious Society of the Grand Rib? and how they were crushed by the brutal Guild of Swordfishmen? No, a religious organisation without a secure military and administrative support thoroughly loyal to itself is quite frankly, doomed. The Grand Theocrat is learned scholar of ancient history, and would not repeat the mistake of others.
That was a mistake of it's because they were inherently peaceful, and kept no army about them. We are not hiring mercenaries to guard our holy sites and religious texts and temples, Bishop Roy, we are raising an army utterly indoctrinated into the Bovine faith, with the Empire footing the billing. All we are trying to do is relieve you of worldy concerns, so you may better attend to the spiritual ones.
I thought that what is what defined a holy man, a man who followed the divine bovine? A devotion to the spiritual and a rejection of the material as superior, for it distracts from what is truly important. Or are you suggesting that politics, economics, and warfare are the domain of holy men?
Why couldn't this wait? Why couldn't we see proof of your generosity and peacefulness whilst we hammer out the details of this annexation?
I wish it to be made known, for I have nothing to hide anymore - and are you saying I should withhold my good charity?! Why, on earth, father Roy, would I do that?
King Yoyoma may have his... bad moments, but I have yet to discover a single bad thing he commited against the Holy Theocracy. Neither did he wish to annex the Holy Theocracy, unlike some people.
Yes, because you dear Roy mothered his children, slept with him during the night, and paid head to his every whim. Can I ask where you hide in the bedsheets and in the bedroom? Or was it in the nursery or the kitchen?
Come Roy, no one knew the man better then I - he was a politician, a good one, through and through. If the action benefited him and Beefdom, it was done.
Good to know! Let's hope your HBE bring peace of prosperity, rather than pestilence of war and espionage into this troubled island :bow:
I am trying to do just that through unity of purpose and the spread of faith, but you seem intent on countering every good proposal I make or dodge why, to a holy people who devote themselves to the ideals of their faith, you are so entrenched in the material world.
I do not mean to be rude, it has been sometime since I needed to do any politicking, but I am just utterly confused as to why you behave so, why you fight me so hard.
Looks like we need to brush up on Theology 101 :yes: Let's see... here's a good explaination:
"The Material Spirit: A Treatise on the Fundamentals of Divine Bovine" By Lartin Muther
"... and now we turn to matters that most confuses the ordinary people - the matter of spirituality and how it relates to the Divine Bovine.
The Holy Father of the Papal Bull-ocracy would say that to achieve ultimate communion with the Beefy One requires the abandonment of all of of life's pleasures, and to devote oneself to the complete and utter mindless devotion to the Beefy One.
Just one teeny tiny problem with that - if one is to forego all of life's neccessities, would it not discard the one holy Sacrament of our faith? The eating of Beef? Surely to maintain our faith, we need to eat the Holy Meat as much as possible, and involve ourselves with our daily lives, as taught by the Beloved Prophet, Rib'Beef of Steak'Jerky Clan, Long may he eat Beef. Hence, the argument that we must all become purely spiritual beings must be completely and utterly WRONG."
The book does go on for quite a bit after that, but I'm sure you, a devoted worshipper of Beef, have read the book in its entirety. Anyway, back to my main point, how could you forget the teachings of the Church so much that you forgot our belief in thorough engagement with the material world? To govern, to educate, to heal and to cleanse, those are our mottos. To encage us in a mindless routine of praying is, to put it mildly, against divine will of the Sacred Bull.
:bow:
Askthepizzaguy
05-17-2009, 19:38
Queen of the Holy Bovine Empire, it was my understanding that when I cobbled together a coalition of forces which did most of the fighting and fielded most of the troops, that I would get half of Yoyoma's territory.
Why was that not done?
I understand my territory is getting large but I did fight honorably by your side and I do deserve half.
Looks like we need to brush up on Theology 101 :yes: Let's see... here's a good explaination:
"The Material Spirit: A Treatise on the Fundamentals of Divine Bovine" By Lartin Muther
"... and now we turn to matters that most confuses the ordinary people - the matter of spirituality and how it relates to the Divine Bovine.
The Holy Father of the Papal Bull-ocracy would say that to achieve ultimate communion with the Beefy One requires the abandonment of all of of life's pleasures, and to devote oneself to the complete and utter mindless devotion to the Beefy One.
Just one teeny tiny problem with that - if one is to forego all of life's neccessities, would it not discard the one holy Sacrament of our faith? The eating of Beef? Surely to maintain our faith, we need to eat the Holy Meat as much as possible, and involve ourselves with our daily lives, as taught by the Beloved Prophet, Rib'Beef of Steak'Jerky Clan, Long may he eat Beef. Hence, the argument that we must all become purely spiritual beings must be completely and utterly WRONG."
The book does go on for quite a bit after that, but I'm sure you, a devoted worshipper of Beef, have read the book in its entirety. Anyway, back to my main point, how could you forget the teachings of the Church so much that you forgot our belief in thorough engagement with the material world? To govern, to educate, to heal and to cleanse, those are our mottos. To encage us in a mindless routine of praying is, to put it mildly, against divine will of the Sacred Bull.
:bow:
I never once said you should mindlessly pray all day, your taking what I say out of context Bishop Roy. I am arguing not the abandonment of the material world, but the prioritization of the spiritual one, which is prohibited by the demands of running an entire nation.
When religion and politics converge, one easily begins to corrupt the other, for neither are compatible and one must sacrifice from one to gain in another, and it is a fine line few have ever walked. If you devout more time to religious pursuit, then you become vulnerable politically, and if you devote more to matters of state, then your faith becomes motivated by political gain.
The Empire offers the chance to remove that perilous burden, which we shall take, and leave our hands clean of the faith, so as not to impurify it. This does not mean we will forsake it, for we leave you then to guide us with your spiritual wisdom? Do you not see how this is beneficial?
Queen of the Holy Bovine Empire, it was my understanding that when I cobbled together a coalition of forces which did most of the fighting and fielded most of the troops, that I would get half of Yoyoma's territory.
Why was that not done?
I understand my territory is getting large but I did fight honorably by your side and I do deserve half.
I am sorry, the cartographers have not yet finished redrawing the current borders, so I have no idea what I should give in return. I do not wish to distribute territory unfairly. Please be patient, hopefully for only a season longer.
Greyblades
05-17-2009, 19:50
OOC:Yeah sorry about that. I had to send my main computer off to have a videocard replaced and I'm stuck with a lynux laptop that has trouble showing youtube videos.
I never once said you should mindlessly pray all day, your taking what I say out of context Bishop Roy. I am arguing not the abandonment of the material world, but the prioritization of the spiritual one, which is prohibited by the demands of running an entire nation.
When religion and politics converge, one easily begins to corrupt the other, for neither are compatible and one must sacrifice from one to gain in another, and it is a fine line few have ever walked. If you devout more time to religious pursuit, then you become vulnerable politically, and if you devote more to matters of state, then your faith becomes motivated by political gain.
The Empire offers the chance to remove that perilous burden, which we shall take, and leave our hands clean of the faith, so as not to impurify it. This does not mean we will forsake it, for we leave you then to guide us with your spiritual wisdom? Do you not see how this is beneficial?
I have sent your message to the Grand Theocrat, and he sees the wisdom in your words. However, he wishes to ask you, noble Queen, to delay the the reunification process for a year or so. For as we all know, we are currently engaged in a righteous war against the vile heretics - to initiate a complex act of reunification requires resources and menpower direly needed in the Holy War against the foul infidels and so would harm the war effort.
:bow:
Greyblades
05-18-2009, 17:13
War effort? You havent done a dang thing for 3 turns and your calling it effort?
I have sent your message to the Grand Theocrat, and he sees the wisdom in your words. However, he wishes to ask you, noble Queen, to delay the the reunification process for a year or so. For as we all know, we are currently engaged in a righteous war against the vile heretics - to initiate a complex act of reunification requires resources and menpower direly needed in the Holy War against the foul infidels and so would harm the war effort.
:bow:
Let the Grand Theocrat know then, that the Empire has several legions, if he needs them.
Beefy187
05-20-2009, 12:16
Pre night up 1
Holy Theocracy of Shadowbull Autmn 6BB
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As usual, Roy started his speach with naughty words.
"Those pigs in the Exiles are traitors to all of us on this island! No ruler has never banned meat in the whole island... Beef Lord has punished the Areseans, and they are now dead for their heresy. Now it is Exiles turn! We could wait for the Beef Lord to punish them. But I say we do the lords work! Killing the hretics is not murder! It is the path to heaven!!
Come forth, priests!"
*CURSE THE VEGGIES, CURSE THE VEGGIES!!!
"DEATH TO THE VEGGIES!!"
*CURSE THE VEGGIES, CURSE THEM!! PFFT PFFT!! HAIL ROY!!!
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"Long time no see Captain. How are things in the Kobe Beef?"
"Purged sir. Chaos. Most good citizens left when taka announced to join the ways of neutralness and peace. Those left are rejects... like Vegetarians for example."
"And??"
"We captured many of them. Crucified and burned them."
"GOOD!! Crucifiction is exactly what we need in these tough times.Keep up your good work"
"Yes sir."
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Greyblades
05-20-2009, 12:49
"Beef Lord has punished the Areseans, and they are now dead for their heresy. Now it is Exiles turn!"
They want to punish me even though I technically carried out their gods will?
Beefy187
05-20-2009, 13:43
"Beef Lord has punished the Areseans, and they are now dead for their heresy. Now it is Exiles turn!"
They want to punish me even though I technically carried out their gods will?
Shush you :smash:
Whos said the Beef Lord is always correct?
Greyblades
05-20-2009, 22:05
No comment. I want everyone to know that I have made absolutely no comment about the hosts competence and any allegations to the contrary will be denied.
:laugh4:
Greyblades
05-22-2009, 03:12
So... quiet thread huh?
Beefy187
05-22-2009, 03:22
So... quiet thread huh?
Greyblades... You sir are too good at making me work :smash:
I must order 100 cases of Greyblades for the up coming exam periods :clown:
I'll have to do some study in the morning. So update will probebly be around in the after noon. 5-6 hours from now :bow:
EDIT: Lots of unexpected things happened today, and I have school tommorow.
So I'll try do it tommorow morning. Sorry
Beefy187
05-23-2009, 02:21
Extremely quick night write up... See what if I can finish them all in one go...
Holy Theocracy of Shadow Bull- Winter 6BB
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"Sir!! Sir!!"
"BLEGH! Soldier! You dare to rush in MY room? When I am sipping my tea!!"
"No excuse sir! But, I have a urgent news!!"
"How urgent is it? Is it soo urgent that you have to intrupt the tea time?"
"Maybe..."
"Is the level of urgentness about not having a box of biscuits in front of you when your having tea urgent?"
"My apologies sir.. I do not understand that metaphor."
"Ofcause you don't... well since I spilled half the tea when you arrived, lets have it. Whats up?"
"Mercenaries sir!! You've been nagging me for mercenaries for 5-6 years now!!"
"Have I? Well what about mercenaries?"
"They're here sir!!"
"What? I must see them then!!"
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"Mercenaries!! Are you ready to RAMBO!!!??"
*RAWR!!!
"Are you ready to burn all the infidels on bonfire?? Are you ready to penetrate those veggies with your pikes?"
*RAWR!!!
"Do you like killing more then your breakfast, lunch and dinner?"
*rawr....
"I'll say it again.. Do you like killing more then anything?"
*I prefer money... SLAP... hey Hinkel.. Don't be rude to our new masters...... RAWR!!!
"Good. Very good mercenaries! I am eagarly waiting for your service. Any questions?"
A mercenary stood up and asked..
"Will we get our breakfast, lunch and dinner?"
"Yes mercenary. You will be."
"When do we get our money?"
"Each time after the battle. You will get the promised amount and not one penny more."
*Do we get to bed.... SLAP... hey Hinkel... We're supposed to keep that plan secret.... RAWR!!!
"Good I believe there is no more questions left... Dismissed."
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"How was it sir? How was the mercenaries."
"If I had the authority... I will tied them up and launch them on the catapults at the exiles...."
"I'm glad you like them sir."
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The Hungry Hordes. Winter 6BB
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/HungryKhanateFlagSmall.jpg
"Are you sure my friend?"
"I am definitely definitely sure."
"Are you definitely definitely definitely sure?"
"YES! For Pizzas sake... Stop that. Yes I have decided. I am leaving this land for good."
"But TheFlax??"
"Mr Peanut thank you very much..."
"Mr Peanut... Where are you off to? Surely there is no better place then your house? Your kingdom?"
"My friend... There is one thing that I never told you.... My real name..."
"Your real name?"
"My name is Mace Windu!! I am a Jedi warrior from the Peanut Galaxy."
http://www.foroswebgratis.com/fotos/2/1/0/0/7/136041mace%20windu.jpg
":inquisitive:"
"It is true. And you are dead wrong my friend.. I have a home.." said Mr Peanut... no Master Windu. Slowly accending to the sky, accompanied by Unicorns, Hippy Lepricorns and various other mystical animal. Expression of Joy spreaded across Master Windus' face. He was happy... Covered with Milk... Cashews awaits for him in the after life...
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Original exiles territory. Exiles x Buranda boarder line. Spring 7BB
On one side, there was the victorious army of the exiles. With the shining medal of glory, they slowly started to assemble in the Exiles x Buranda boarders.. On the other side. There was pathetic force of the Burandans. Desperately hanging on to the hope of survival. Hoping that the Lord Chancellor him self will come and rescue them... However... The odds were bad... Bad rumours started to arrive as they heard about their Lord Chancellor...Massacring thousand of those who opposed him. Republic was now a joke... Tyranny would be a better word. Many weeped the reality in his country... Chaos. No matter how many time his people begged their leader to do something about it... All he said was. "Kill those who dares to fight against me.."
At the Exiles surprise, arriving on the battle field was Burandas army. It was a tradition to raise their banner, when they are prepared for the battle. But this army came marching with a white banner.. Sign of surrender...
The leader of its army was well trusted leader of Buranda.. People once said if anyone but Lord Chancellor Blackadder, it was this man.. Sir Andres the Great (Don't whip me...) would be the one.
Many wrote poems about Sir Andres' beuty. However his handsome face was covered with painful bruises.. Cut wounds... And burn marks. As he approached closer, Greyblades realised Sir Andres had a eye patch... Perhaps his eye balls were torn out.
"Greyblades... We come in peace" said Andres, squeezing his voice out. "It was Blackadder.. He caught me and tortured me... I had enough. I secretly ordered my most trust worthy men to gather and ran away.. To join your army.. I beg you Greyblades.. I beg you to help me over throw that tyrant Blackadder.. Please..."
More will abandon Blackadder unless he starts doing something about it..
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Land closest to the Exiles Island. Spring- 7BB
"You sure you don't want our help?"
"Good friend.. You seem like a good fellow. I don't want you coming along with us."
"Why not?"
"We zealots are.... practically suicide squads. We die for our faith. We are different from you warriors."
"God spead brae men of Shadow Bulls... Come back alive."
"Don't worry... We'll smile at you lot from the sky up high.."
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Zealots lowered their 10 men boat.. And began to row at the Island.... 2kms away... 1kms away and....
*KABOOM!!!
One boat leading the way was immediately torn apart, while those who were close flipped over and fell in the water.. never came back up..
Water changed from deep blue to crimson red..
"Stop sailing!!!" said the captain..
He dived under water and saw ropes... and on the top of it... the chemicals vials.
"Good thing we are on a small boat.. We finally figured out their secret of the mine fields."
The zealots started diving in the water, cutting the ropes with their knives and collecting the vials. When they were finally done..They started rowing at the island again.. This time with a weapon other then knives.
Zealots hoped for a victory. As they knew they out number the defending force by a large margin.. However, when they saw, arrows raining on the landing beach, their comrades blown up due to the explosion of the chemicals they were holding.. and the explosion caused by the other chemical explosion... Not to mention the arrows it self exploding.... Zealots were wiped out in less then three minutes. If there was any thing they achieved, it was the fact that they got rid of the mine fields... Second will be....
"Bugger... I liked that beach..."
"So did I..."
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I got couple more things to write.. But I have to end it here as I'm off to school soon :sweatdrop:
Maybe tonight... Most likely tommorow..
Greyblades
05-23-2009, 02:34
Huh... it seems that Blackadders country is in anarchy.
Nice try shlin.
Shadow bull: lost a large number of zealots and mercinaries.
Exiles: Lost one beach.
Askthepizzaguy
05-23-2009, 02:37
Can I ask if the Pizza Hordes did indeed have the Swiss Mongol territory declare itself part of our khanate? TheFlax's what... two appearances in this game were both equally strange yet hilarious.
Also, did we actually manage to survive a night with no one attacking us for a change? Holy beef!
Could it be that Pizzaguy is finally accepted as one of the other Noble Sons?
Greyblades
05-23-2009, 02:40
It seems that way.
Now if you will excuse me I have to start rebuilding my seaside tourist attractions.
I believe the write-up is incorrect, all my mercenaries should still be in my Capital :smash:
Beefy187
05-23-2009, 13:10
Can I ask if the Pizza Hordes did indeed have the Swiss Mongol territory declare itself part of our khanate? TheFlax's what... two appearances in this game were both equally strange yet hilarious.
Also, did we actually manage to survive a night with no one attacking us for a change? Holy beef!
Could it be that Pizzaguy is finally accepted as one of the other Noble Sons?
Nights not over yet. I had to leave before I finished it..
Swiss Mongols is no longer in the game. You get everything they owned according to their will.
I believe the write-up is incorrect, all my mercenaries should still be in my Capital :smash:
They are. It was the Zealots who attacked the Island :bow:
:beam:
Greyblades, you would not be prepared for what's gonna happen next :yes:
Greyblades
05-23-2009, 13:22
If its a suicidal action I think I'm pretty safe. And seriously, you only removed the minefields around one heavily defended beach. Theres still an entire island load to go and now my navy is there so you wont be able to take your time removing them.
Beefy187
05-25-2009, 01:36
The land of the exiles. Spring 7BB
"Nasty..."
"Yes this was from when I was caught from the 7th time... Lord Chancellor was paranoid at this stage.. He thought it will be pleasant if he would just chop my ears off."
"What about the eyes?"
"Oh.. This was from the 5th time... Lord Chancellor decided that it would be funny if..."
"Enough of that.. Medic?"
"Its genuine sir... No mad man will do such a thing to him self... Even if will do good for their country."
"Very well.. Brother Andres... Please follow me... I'll show you around."
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Greyblades and Andres walked out of the tent. Suddenly Greyblades kicked Andres to the ground and pointed his sword on Andres soft neck...
"I thought you are.... Well you can't be pleasant as you are exiles and all... At least slightly more peaceful then Blackadder..."
"I am peaceful. Loving and caring to those who are loyal... Not for those trecherous man..."
"What are you talking about?"
"I applaud your courage. Letting your lord, cutting your ears, taking your eye balls.. Your plan almost worked.."
After a brief silence, Andres sighed and said.
"How did you find out?"
"When you are running secret operation, you always take a men who you can trust completely. Those Burandans were not bad in terms of loyality. But they prefered their lives rather then your countries fate... Your soldiers and my men was having lunchs together. Well... By my soldiers I mean spies, incredibly skilled in areas of gathering inteligence.. So my spies were talking about trivial things like the current state in Buranda... All it takes is a nice friendly atmosphere and a drop of alchol... One soldiers mentioned something along the lines of his family in Buranda... See I was under impression that you lot are those who were oppressed by the Lord Chancellor.. But other then you Andres.. Those soldiers of yours only had a bit of scratches, happy family... Proper job.. So I decided to kidnap that soldier and torture him.. He spoke.. He said that Lord Chancellor is very well. Not mad. Bright as always. Everyones one happy family. Notice the difference, between what your soldier told me and what you told me?"
"Well..."
"Shame though.. I like liars.. As long as they don't lie to me."
Greyblades pulled his arm, ready to plunge Andres in his neck.
Andres game a large shout "Code Black!" before he was beheaded.
Andres' soldiers drew their weapons and rushed at where the voice came from.
However, most of Greyblades spies knew exactly what was going on. Their skill may be equal, but Greyblades' soldiers had the advantage of the numbers, and the fact that they have already surrounded the Burandans.
Fight was short and kept with minimum casualties.. This cunning tact, first used by Alexander the Great has unfortunately failed....
"Now whos next?" said Greyblades... Staring the ever more afraid Burandan guards in their little fort...
"Exiles. Heres your orders. Slaughter them!"
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Theres a rumours that the Holy Theocracy found ways to make use of their babies... To FIGHT!
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If there is anything I missed, please pm me to remind me. I would reconsider everything which happened as long as it clearly stated so in the previous pm... Even if that means, waking up the dead as zombies..
You have 24 hours to remind me. Soon as that 24 hours is passed, then its day phase again :bow:
Also reason of Blackadders ploy failing is because of Greyblades sending me orders to use his spies to find out if it is really true... Where as Blackadders orders only mentioned the leading general being loyal (He would be... He sacrificed his eye balls and ears for his country) but nothing about the soldiers...
Greyblades
05-25-2009, 01:50
Hmm I'm not the sort to soliloquise to my enemy before killing him, but whatever. Oh and my leaders name is James not Greyblades.
Heh, I just realised; I killed a Mod! :beam:
Beefy187
05-25-2009, 01:56
Hmm I'm not the sort to soliloquise to my enemy before killing him, but whatever. Oh and my leaders name is James not Greyblades.
Heh, I just realised; I killed a Mod! :beam:
Just for your last words... I'll keep calling you Greyblades :clown:
In all seriousness... My apologies... I've been doing that for the past 4 nights :sweatdrop:
Greyblades
05-25-2009, 02:02
Eh thats ok. Now if you will excuse me I am going to have to think of a way to counter an army of babies. Kittens seem to feature prominently in most of my ideas. I'll keep you informed.
Askthepizzaguy
05-25-2009, 02:40
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/default.jpg
You know full well that babies pwn kitties. Personally I think the only way to defeat babies is to jangle keys in front of them. They love watching keys.
:yes:
Greyblades
05-25-2009, 02:44
Put it this way: the sight of babies killing kittens will be enough to dehumanise them in the eyes of any man and so my soldiers wont complain when I tell them to kill them.
Askthepizzaguy
05-25-2009, 02:55
I don't think you understand; he's not going to be using the babies as soldiers, but as ammunition.
There's a thousand baby launchers heading your way. There are also Imperial baby walkers, baby tie-fighters, and super baby destroyers. But this is just the beginning. He's also building a huge impenetrable fortress that is it's own island. And the island moves through the ocean and can destroy an entire city. This battlestation is now the ultimate power in the universe. But all that is insignificant compared to the power of the Force.
The Force is strong with him.
Greyblades
05-25-2009, 03:02
Ok then. Giant car keys it is!
Is it me, or has this council devolved into madness?
Beefy187
05-25-2009, 13:12
Is it me, or has this council devolved into madness?
Just you my friend.
This council has always been mad :laugh4:
NOOOOOO! My super evil plan of complete and utter doom has been revealed! :wall:
Greyblades
05-25-2009, 13:39
Is it me, or has this council devolved into madness?
We were only joking (Or at least I was)
NOOOOOO! My super evil plan of complete and utter doom has been revealed! :wall:
What sort of head of the church uses babies in battle!?
Beefy187
05-26-2009, 09:57
Start Day 8
We were only joking (Or at least I was)
What sort of head of the church uses babies in battle!?
Indeed, using babies is just wasting the next generation of Zealots...
I GOT IT!
I will use those useless old people :2thumbsup:
Fear the mighty walking sticks of the Old Age Pensioners! FEAR THEM!
Askthepizzaguy
05-26-2009, 22:17
Prince Koriander has a question for the holy theocrat:
You say you are intolerant of the veggie eaters, and yet you've failed utterly to mention that our glorious host, Beefy, is in fact one who eats veggies and beef in equal amounts. That would make him the most veggie-loving one here. Why have you not called a crusade on him as well? Just curious.
:inquisitive:
Prince Koriander has a question for the holy theocrat:
You say you are intolerant of the veggie eaters, and yet you've failed utterly to mention that our glorious host, Beefy, is in fact one who eats veggies and beef in equal amounts. That would make him the most veggie-loving one here. Why have you not called a crusade on him as well? Just curious.
:inquisitive:
Erm.... *consults THE BOOK*
Lemme get back to you on that one... :sweatdrop:
Greyblades
05-26-2009, 22:35
Prince Koriander has a question for the holy theocrat:
You say you are intolerant of the veggie eaters, and yet you've failed utterly to mention that our glorious host, Beefy, is in fact one who eats veggies and beef in equal amounts. That would make him the most veggie-loving one here. Why have you not called a crusade on him as well? Just curious.
:inquisitive:
The fact that beefy's pretty much god and will know your plans and be able to counter them?
Askthepizzaguy
05-26-2009, 22:39
The fact that beefy's pretty much god and will know your plans and be able to counter them?
Blasphemer!
Beefy is no God. We worship the Cattle God, and the Cattle God eats... grass?
All of a sudden my faith makes no sense.
Greyblades
05-26-2009, 22:45
It took you this long?
Blasphemer!
Beefy is no God. We worship the Cattle God, and the Cattle God eats... grass?
All of a sudden my faith makes no sense.
The Divine Bovine is a... mutant, to use the scientific term. The Cattle God, unlike a normal ordinary cattle, was born with a hunger for flesh - it is said that he consumed a thousand herds before it ascended to Godhood. It is also said that soon, another mutant bull will be born, the so called Beefus, who will also have a similar... dietary needs.
Read your scriptures, noble Prince :whip:
Askthepizzaguy
05-26-2009, 23:03
The Divine Bovine is a... mutant, to use the scientific term. The Cattle God, unlike a normal ordinary cattle, was born with a hunger for flesh - it is said that he consumed a thousand herds before it ascended to Godhood. It is also said that soon, another mutant bull will be born, the so called Beefus, who will also have a similar... dietary needs.
Read your scriptures, noble Prince :whip:
:inquisitive:
You're just making this stuff up on the spot, aren't you? By that logic I could declare Greyblades the next divine bovine. And you declared war on him. That makes you a sinner I'm telling God on you.
Greyblades
05-26-2009, 23:03
You guys worship a cannibal cow?! I though my old religion was weird but this is just messed up!
:inquisitive:
You're just making this stuff up on the spot, aren't you? By that logic I could declare Greyblades the next divine bovine. And you declared war on him. That makes you a sinner I'm telling God on you.
READ YOUR SCRIPTURES!!! Some people... :no:
Anyway, how can Greyblades be the next Divine Bovine? Is he a rabid cannibal bull? IS HE??? IS HE!?!?!?!?!
*Empress Lacy sits quietly in the corner, intently and furiously ignoring the current conversation*
*Empress Lacy sits quietly in the corner, intently and furiously ignoring the current conversation*
As the Empress of the Holy Bovine Empire, surely your Majesty have boundless knowledge of the Divine Bovine. Perhaps you could enlighten the befuddled Prince on the principles of our religion?
Greyblades
05-26-2009, 23:12
Hmm lets see: Opposable thumbs? check. Stands on 2 feet? check. Doesn't make a moo sound? Check. Isn't an abomination of nature? Check. Hmm all checks out, I am definitely not a rabid cannibal messiah bull.
Beefy187
05-27-2009, 00:47
The fact that beefy's pretty much god and will know your plans and be able to counter them?
To make it easy for you, the army ratio between me and most of you is about 1:4
And I have the same defence orders every night so I'm not too godly in battle.
Askthepizzaguy
05-27-2009, 01:49
If anyone declares war on Beefy, I will declare war on them. He hasn't threatened or harmed anyone.
Greyblades
05-28-2009, 15:35
*Twiddles thumbs*
This game is getting boring now that there's only 5 of us left. Doesn't help that Blackadder hasn't said anything in days Shlin's gone nuts and YLC is sulking.
Askthepizzaguy
05-28-2009, 16:05
It should pick up, but I think Beefy should keep these phases moving and definitely ask me for help if he's having trouble with writeups.
:2thumbsup:
This is like the awesomest game of all time, so... let's not let it fizzle! :smash:
Beefy187
05-29-2009, 01:06
It should pick up, but I think Beefy should keep these phases moving and definitely ask me for help if he's having trouble with writeups.
:2thumbsup:
This is like the awesomest game of all time, so... let's not let it fizzle! :smash:
Maybe I should cast storm and thunder on all of you and we can all die together as one happy family :beam:
I had a day out yesterday, I am about to leave to one today and I got one tommorow :sweatdrop:
Askthepizzaguy
05-29-2009, 01:08
:laugh4:
Beefy wins the lazy host award. But when you get back, its serious clobberin' time.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Beefy187
05-29-2009, 01:09
Day 8 summery
Discussion of the day focused more on how to counter an legion of armed babies, rather then politics.. Clearly cheered by this light hearted discussion, Beefy showed up with teas..
"Hey lady and gents. Long time no see." he said. His been going through a minor depressions from the death of various leaders he adored. However, he seems to have recovered.
"Now leaders. Take care of your self out there. If you do ever get bored, your always welcome in my house... Not for war, but for a little chit chat."
Start night 8
Beefy187
06-01-2009, 02:47
Night 8 summery
The place. Sacred tribes of the holy mountains. Autumn 7BB
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"I knew it was you Beefy"
QJC approached Beefy from the back along with his friend, taka.
"I did what now?"
"We came here to uncover the conspiracy. We comfirmed it. Your the one who was behind all this... All the war. Funding the evil ones, encouraging the warmongers."
"....." Beefy stood there with no facial expression. Then he quietly said. "You got it all wrong. I admit I was enjoying this. Terrible thing to say as a ruler... And as a human being. But I was enjoying the drama. The killing. And bit of cheesy friendship shows. However I was never responsible for any wars. You leaders were."
"Aha.. Does seventh of may mean anything to you Beefy?" smiled taka.
"No... What day was that?"
"Its the day when you made a game of betrayal in the Org game room. As a result thousands of men died... Millions even. Some of them was our friends... Now your responsible for it."
"I don't get it... All I ever wanted was peace and prosperity of my kingdom! Why am I to be blamed for what you leaders did at the bottom of the mountain?"
"We could've chose the option of peace. But you were the one to deny that option... It clearly says on the rule... On our role pms.. and you even said it your self. 'THIS IS NOBLE SONS!!' the last one standing wins."
"Okay then you Sniz bags. What would you do... to restore 'Justice' in this land?"
"We are going to end the story... If you won't"
the two pulled out their swords and charged at Beefy.
Beefy stood their emotionless.. Then suddenly he bursted out laughing.
"Come forth big one!! Crush those puny challengers!!"
*RAWR!!!
http://pics.fort90.com/journal/godzilla.jpg
"Godzilla...." whispered taka in awe. Staring at its godly nature.
"You know the creature taka?" asked Quintus.
"Yes. Its a legendary monster created by country in the far east."
"Like Unicorns?"
"No... Unlike the unicorns and lepricorns, Godzilla is real"
"Ah... I see. You wouldn't have a 'how to beat Teh Gozilla for dummies' book do you?"
"Not really... No. I suppose we can just charge at him and stab him with our sword. Godzilla is mighty powerful, but he shouldn't be too flexible."
"Aye.. Lets go then!"
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The two warriors charged at the legendary monster.
Godzilla gave a large roar and took a strike at Quintus with his claws. Quintus tried to dodge it, but when he realise the claws was too big, and it approached him faster then he expected, he closed his eyes in surrender and accepted his fate.
"Quintus! NOOOO!!"
Quintus opened his eyes just before the claw will crunch his puny body, and plunged his swords as a last sign of resistance.
*BANG!!!
taka expected the ground to crack to show the absolute power of this legendary creature. However what he heard was less powerful... Sound of a burst almost. He opened his eyes and saw tiny shreads of 'things' slowly floating down on the ground...
"This is..."
"You see. My godzilla wasn't actually expecting a fair fight or bunch of idiots...my bad.. I meant brave warriors. I thought my Baloon Godzilla was just about enough to extinguish any invaders."
taka and Quintus was astonished.. Especially Quintus as he already accepted his fate of death. Then three men bursted in to laughter.
"Beefy :laugh4: I :laugh4: can't :laugh4: believe you thought :laugh4: that would work :laugh4:"
"I :laugh4: almost got you :laugh4: didn't I:laugh4:"
After a few moments, taka and Quintus finally realised they were here to kill Beefy. They held their swords tighter.. And...
"Dammit Beefy :laugh4: Godzilla!!:laugh4: Thats not fair :laugh4:"
"Please... Just kill me :laugh4:" said beefy, squeezing out his voice in midst of laughter.
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Finally the three of them stood up and faced each other. Quintus through his sword in front of Beefy.
"Here use this.. and die with honor" said Quintus.
Beefy was to face taka in a duel.
"50 years ago, I would've laughed at the stupidity of your action my friend. Fighting Beefy... The most fearsome warrior in the whole army of Beefdom. Captain of the supreme guard of Beefdom. Loyal freind of the divine ruler Factionheir...Thats me. And you dare to challenge him in a sword fight. But that was 50 years ago. No I'm nothing but a pathetic old men." smiled Beefy, though with a small expression of sadness. It almost changed the mind of the challengers.. Perhaps Beefy is nothing more then what he says he is. Then he continued. "But once you get old.. You learn to use your wisdom instead of strength!!" Beefy literally threw his sword at taka with his full strength then started to run. Taka, managed to successfully reflect the sword, started chasing the men.
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Quintus went back to collect his sword and then started chasing beefy. He went up the relatively high hill to spot Beefy and taka. However, along with the two, he found something slowly rising from the ground..
http://www.japanesecultfilm.com/S-Z/Mechagodzilla.jpg
As loud as he could... Quintus shouted. "TAKA!! WATCH OUT!!"
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Both Beefy and taka noticed Quintus' voice. Beefy turned around to face taka. Taka was forced to stop by the might of the new challenger.
"Mechagodzilla?? Thats impossible... This is only 14th century Europe!!"
"Nothing is impossible my friend. Like Clay built his giant army of warriors, Darknaughts, like Greyblades constantly creates a large amount of explosive chemicals without it exploding from time to time... Why is it soo suprising that the host? The fact that the host... Pretty much the God of the game can have Mechagodzilla. And there is nothing wrong with it."
"But.. But... Thats hax!!" Replied taka desperately. With his emotion at the highest, with the mix of awe, panic and rage at once, even taka him self didn't understand what he was saying.
"Its not hax... Its TheFlax!" said Beefy, hysterically spitting out nonesense.
The two men entered the new level of Madness as the Mechagodzilla revealed his true nature. 45 Meters high, 19.87 meters wide.. The machanic god, slowly started moving towards taka.
Taka, ignoring Quintus shouting at him, Beefy taunting... Charged at the Mechagodzilla.. Hoping that it is another collection of Beefys' baloon monster.
Taka swung him self at full strength. His sword got him in the leg... However.. No sound of balloon bursting this time... Instead...
*BANG!!!
Full fury of Mechagodzilla, Crushed taka, along with various buildings which was around him.... Quintus could not see if taka survived the attack, as the dust rose up soo high.
The heroes of this game... Were defeated...
Quintus glared at Beefy and his cheapness in pure rage and sorrow for the loss of his friend. However, strangely... Beefy too was crying..
Quintus in disbelief, looked at where the Mechagodzilla was standing..
The dust slowly began to clear out.. And Mechagodzilla was gone..
Quintus rushed to where taka was.
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"This is..."
"Clay.. Yes" Beefy sighed.
"You see.. The baloon monsters is going to be obviously too fragile.. Even a single hit of arrow can smash the Godzilla. However this mechagodzilla can endure multiple arrow shots...So this would be a better option strategicly..However.."
"You never expected anyone sane or sobre to charge Mechagodzilla with their sword.."
"Precisely. So its hardly my fault.. If its anyones fault its takas fault, for blindly charging at my Mechagodzilla which easily took 5 years of my personal time down in the basement, and half of the countries money so therefore..."
"Well you failed to realise that both taka and I was only armed with swords."
"Well... You should've told me!"
"And I immediately realised that the monster was fake because... what kind of an monster needs wheels in order to move?"
"Its Mechagodzilla! He can have wheels or even wings if he wants to!!"
"Righteo.. Is taka ok?"
"Oh.. Bugger"
The two started digging up the remaining of the 'Clayzilla' and finally found taka. He did smash his head a bit, and suffered a minor suffication due to lack of air, he seemed to be still alive.
"Wheres the closest doctar Beefy? We must take him there"
"Doctar Sarathos lives around the cornor over there.. I'll help you carry him....wait...hold on.."
"What Beefy? His dying! We must hurry!"
"You guys came here to kill me right? Why should I help you at all?"
"Dammit.. It almost worked.."
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Quintus picked up takas sword and faced Beefy once again.
"I'll wait for you to get some sword if you want Beefy"
"takas dying isn't he? So theres no time to waste."
"So your going to fight with your fists?"
"Dude.. I'm asian!! We all know Kung Fu! Now stop yapping and attack me!"
"Sure" said Quintus... He charged at Beefy. But before his sword could reach him, Beefy collapsed forwards.. Arrow growing from his neck..
"What the?" Quintus thought. Question was... How does Beefy die with out my sword getting him. Answer was quite simple. All Beefy needs is a army of archers led by White_eyes shooting at Beefy.
"White_eyes!!" Quintus shouted in anger.
"Surprised? You should be surprised. But I was the mastermind.. I was the blackhand... I was behind everything.. Every war which happened on this island.. I was"
"You killed him!!" interupted Quintus.
"Wait what?"
"You killed him and stole our... Stole my glory!! Of killing the mastermind!!"
"No no.. Hear me out!! I am the master..."
"You took my glory!!" shouted Quintus again... Then he decided.. "I'm going to write a book! Its called 'How the mastermind died.. Epic quest of the legendary hero.. Quintus."
"Please Quintus!! Don't leave me!! Let me do the evil rant for the master villain!! Please!!"
"Farewell my friend!!"
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Quintus left and there was only White_eyes... His archers which he stole from Beefy... and half dead taka who have just regained his conscious.
"Ah taka!! Excellent.. You'll listen to my rant won't you?"
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Present day- Principality of Sealand
"So thats the history of our land? Grandpa?"
"Yes!!"
"But... We don't have any mountains.. Or grasslands that the steppes lives... Or islands around us! Like wheres the Aresean isles then?"
"Great Britain."
"lol... So what happened to the others? Like brave Lacy, or the wise Khanate? Cunning exiles Greyblades and...Almost cunning Lord chancellor Blackadder? Oh and the fanatic Shlinator and Roy the mad?"
"We'll get to that."
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Holy Bovine Empire. Spring 8BB
7BB was a year to be remembered for the Holy Bovine Empire.
Firstly it was the birthdate of the Holy Bovine Empire her self. Lacy's reputation as the Empress was at her highest, Clay created many creative invention since he was appointed as the minister of science and techonology after realising Lacy's true intention of marrying Yoyoma.
And secondly and third and forth was...
"People of Beefdom lands. Amazonians. Cafe Latteans. And most of all.. Proud people of the original Beefdom. I understand I may not be the most populer person around this region. However... I love all of you as my people. Along with my people of Consulate of Yaks, Cheese and Liquors."
*Small clap.
"We mourn today for the death of King Beefy of the Sacred Tribes. But above all, we mourn today for our founding mother... The co founder of the Consulate.. Sara. For she have died few days ago. Please join me in a moment of silence.
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Nothing may seem to be the same now. Since I have rose to the throne as the head of Beefdom. But people of Beefdom. I will never forget the day. When I stood here along side with Yoyoma. Announced as the co ruler of Beefdom. And when I was accepted by all of you. That, along with today will be stored in my memory forever. I am that Lacy......I am Lacy Yolonda Clausen. Today we'll forget about our past dispute. And today we'll make a new start. We are no longer the Consulate of Yaks,liquor and Cheese. Nor Kingdom of Beef nor Beefdom. From now on.. We are the Holy Bovine Empire. And may we prosper for the centuries to come.
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Republic of Buranda. Spring 8BB
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"Take a look at that my friend. It's an unusual flower around here. Its called cherry blossum. Its from the country far east." said the Lord Chancellor to the man behind him.. Often refered to as Greyblades.
"Do you or do you not surrendor?"
"Theres a flower called Jacaranda somewhere apparently. Which is fairly similer to Cherry Blossum. But I find this Cherry Blossum far more confitable to live with. The colour of pink is very light. It almost look like white."
"Do you not understand the situation Lord Chancellor? I have your country surrounded! Your army is wrecked havoc! My explosive chemical shooting catapult is aimed at your palace!!"
"Do we have to fight James?" he asked. "Do we really have to fight in a beutiful day like this? In front of this Cherry Blossum as a witness?"
"Well.. Umm.."
"Precisely. Theres no reason to fight at all. I suggest we all go back to our original land and live how we used to live back in the good old days of 0BB."
"Your in no position of negotiation Lord Chancellor. There is only two options. Surrendor. Or death"
"I chose the third option. Peace. And if you are still stubborn enough to pursuit the path of killing... Then damn you in the name of cherry blossum!!"
"...I'll retreat my army for now... Just for now!!"
To the leaving back of King James, Lord Chancellor whispered. "Sweet deal!"
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The Hordes of Hungry Khaan- Spring 8BB
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"We have our pizza.. But we are yet to claim our land from Lacy. Thats my only regret before I dissapear in the eyes of history."
"Don't worry Khanate. With your passionate support.. Perhaps! Perhaps the option will open up to Noble Sons III!"
"Well you see.. I don't trust you because you are scummy!"
"Am I? :sweatdrop:"
"ARGH!! You used :sweatdrop:! Major FoS!!... Come on confess the truth! Confess I say!!"
"Well..."
"Well..?"
"Noble Sons III?? I don't think so... Not for a good year or two at least :clown:"
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The Holy Theocracy of the shadowbull
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/bullflagsmall.jpg
"Sire!! The curse level of King James!! AkA Greyblades has charged up to maximum!!"
"Prepare the Hatred beam!!!"
"Aye sir!!"
"How goes the cursing of Queen Lacy?"
"Approaching maximum sir!"
"Well.. Curse her soon as we are ready!"
"Aye sir!! Hatred beam.... FIRED!!! We've got them sir!!"
"HAH!! It feels soo good doesn't it?"
"Yes sir it does."
"What does the priest say about the effect of the hatred beam?"
"...Umm... They'll be full of hatred in their land."
"Like murders? Will they start killing each other? Would the criminal rating increase by 10 percent? Would they start eating nachos?"
"Yes sir. Thats what we expect to happen."
"But I like Nachos..."
"So do I sir."
"Well.. While we wait for the effects to kick in.. I shall go check out our new army of babies and the old fellow..."
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For the next few decades, the land ceased to see any war raging. Finally they got back the peace they once had.
However, rise of two ideology rooted from two different version of legendary tale. Quintusizm, and takaizm, has once again distributed the seeds of hatred across the land. As Quintusizm claimed that Beefy was the mastermind and Quintus was the one to slay him, also talking about legendary monsters of the Sacred Tribes while takaizm claimed that Beefy was no tyrant but White_eyes was. And focused on the importance of truth.
This marks the chapter after the age of blood bathes, but I will not pursuit it in details as it may take several pages of the thread.
The End
I demand to have whatever you are smoking Beefy.
Awesome and Epic ending, no matter how confusing it was to me :laugh4:
White_eyes:D
06-01-2009, 04:03
So basically I was the only guy to EVER provoke people to war.....:dizzy2: I need to admit....that is a little sad Beefy.....:sweatdrop: (At least YLC killed Yoyoma though....:clown:)
It is no wonder I had the title "White_eyes the Deceiver":devil: in the first game....maybe it should have been...."White_eyes the Warmonger":beam:
So basically I was the only guy to EVER provoke people to war.....:dizzy2: I need to admit....that is a little sad Beefy.....:sweatdrop: (At least YLC killed Yoyoma though....:clown:)
Err...I don;t have my PM's anymore, but the vast majority of "wd:daisy:" in this game was caused by me. I covertly caused half of all things in this game, and the other half were never implemented, like Reenk Roink and Yoyoma's soldiers going crazy from a drug induced madness. I framed taka for being a veggie lover, I used agents clad in Shadowbull uniforms to attack Reenk Roink, I did the same when attacking Beefdom, I used captured Beefdom uniforms to attack shlin, I was the one who bombed your capital, I was the one who forced the war between shlin and allies with ATPG, I was the one to use Burunda to pay for my missions by shipping hunger inducing food to each nation that traded with them.
Beefy wanted conflict, I gave it to him.
Beefy187
06-01-2009, 04:55
I'm glad you liked the write ups YLC :laugh4:
Thats one of my special skills. Typing random stuff none stop. I didn't press back space even once during that one hour of none stop writing so I'm quite proud :yes:
I ended this game as it dragged on for too long, and I didn't have any energy left to keep it going.
I would like to thank you all for playing or helping me host this in any way. And congratulations to everyone for achieving your alternative war. The Price for Peace. Which was making the host too tired to host :laugh4:
YLC gave me a lot of story to work with, so I would like to give him the hosts award which I just made up. Lacys character was very lovely to work with, and Lacy+ Yoyoma relationship development was very interesting for me to write about.
Very interesting game. At first, I thought victory of Yoyo was pretty solid as he had two loyal friends, Shlin (Holy Theocracy) and taka (the sacred orders) and later Reenk and Ares joined. However, ATPG managed to top the solid alliance, with the help of YLC, QJC and TheFlax. The team work between the counter alliance, especially QJC, TheFlax and ATPG pulled off was excellent.
Also a thumbs up to Greyblades for pulling off the impossible. Surviving the game eventhough you revealed your allignments. :2thumbsup:
You all roleplayed your countries extremely well despite the fact of multiple flaws in the game.
Now the flaws.. Firstly, I didn't really force you all to fight. So like White_eyes said, who ever is more peaceful would win the game. Not exactly how I wanted all this to turn out.
To spice thing up was multiple dodgey write ups, forgetting orders I recieved from players or misinterpreting it. That didn't do too well for the game.
But again, on the positive side, I had lots of fun doing the write ups. Some of your orders made me crack up laughing, so despite the effort i had to put in the game (which was not too much. I'm just lazy), I had a good time. And I hope you all did too.
I can think of at least 2 ways to make this game better, but frankly I don't think they'll be more Nobles Sons..
Best wishes to Greyblades and YLC whos thinking about hosting a similer game. There, you can witness teh Beefy as a actual player.. :beam:
Speaking of player, I had Godzilla and Mechagodzilla in my write ups. Those were obviously a joke. My actual defending army was just a single army of archer when all of you had about 4 armies. There was a little stronghold in various places to the capital of my city where my archers would hide in. So all you needed was either a incredibly hard things immune to arrows, or lots and lots of numbers to conquer my land.
Finally a big thanks to Yoyoma for giving us a toy box. Drawing the map, making the flags etc. The game wouldn't have been successful without your help. As well as Greyblades for taking over the map duty for us :bow:
Again, thank you all the players. Ares, Shlin, Reenk, ATPG, Captain Blackadder, White_eyes, Warmen, QJC, taka, Yoyo, YLC and TheFlax :2thumbsup:
I'll see you all in Cold War game hosted by Greyblades :beam:
Askthepizzaguy
06-01-2009, 05:09
Now I shall reveal my dastardly plan.
YLC was to destroy Shlin, and if he did not, I would have.
Greyblades was to destroy Captain Blackadder.
Then YLC and I were to go face Greyblades, and that is where I would have betrayed Greyblades. I had promised to backstab YLC, but I wasn't going to share the island with a veggie lover.
Then YLC and I would have ruled the whole of the island together, with Lacy marrying Khan Koriander of the Hungry horde... after Koriander killed Basillo and crowned himself Khan.
And there will be a Noble Sons III.... with Beefy's permission, I'll host it.
Beefy187
06-01-2009, 05:29
Now I shall reveal my dastardly plan.
YLC was to destroy Shlin, and if he did not, I would have.
Greyblades was to destroy Captain Blackadder.
Then YLC and I were to go face Greyblades, and that is where I would have betrayed Greyblades. I had promised to backstab YLC, but I wasn't going to share the island with a veggie lover.
Then YLC and I would have ruled the whole of the island together, with Lacy marrying Khan Koriander of the Hungry horde... after Koriander killed Basillo and crowned himself Khan.
And there will be a Noble Sons III.... with Beefy's permission, I'll host it.
I was soo going to write about Lacy and Koriander. But I wasn't sure if you guys were going to stay peaceful till the end.
You have my full permission Pizza men :bow:
NO! My evil plan to conquer Greyblades wasn't implemented! :thumbsdown:
EVIL PLAN TO CONQUER GREYBLADES:
I need:
- 25% of my Zealots (I lost 25% last phase, and take away 25% due to this, I should still have 50% defending my land :) )
- Couple hundred old-ish people - only those who can walk from my lands to the seashore.
- More small 10-man boats.
- Small simple catapults (should be easily taken apart and assembled), they also need to have long range, at least over 2KM.
- Some assassins I trained earlier.
What I will do:
- The whole army would march over to the seashore facing Greyblades (not the area where I previously attacked, the area should also be relatively flat and I could not see any ships), set up camp, set up the catapults, collect some rocks, and then order all the old people to stand outside the camp, shouting "Death to the heretics" and other stuff, so the enemy would think my army consists of old people :)
- Then, some of my catapults will fire some rocks into the sea. Judging from the write-ups, the chemical mines are very volatile, so a rock hitting water should cause all the mines in the immediate vicinity to explode. This should also deter any Exile ships from trying to cross.
- When it is dusk, the bombardment would stop, and all the old people would pretend to go looking for rocks - the Exiles would think that I have run out of ammo and is searching for rocks again :)
- Then, the best swimmers and those who are the most careful in my army, would take a small knife and swim into the sea - because it is during the night, they would be unseen. The swimmers would swim forward and cut any ropes holding any remaining chemicals, and carry them towards the next mine, cut the ropes, carry the chemical to the next mine, repeat until each are holding the maximum amount of vials, they would then swim back to my camp. If possible, send them out again and again until I have a significant stockpile of the chemicals. However, the exiles would not know this, because the mines did not explode - so they would think they are still relatively safe because the majority of their mines are still unexploded. MAKE SURE THE VIALS DO NOT EXPLODE!
- The next day, the vials should be loaded up into some of my catapults. Some catapults would also be filled with rocks to further clear the sea of any remaining mines.
- I will also pick some of the lightest Zealots in my army, and give them a light shield, a small sword and some vials of chemicals, as well as giving them a primitive parachute (just a large blanket that can be opened would do) They would also be loaded onto some catapults.
- All the old people would then go on the boats, and around 50% of my remaining Zealots would go on some boats too. The boats would then row as fast as possible towards the enemy shore. When the exploding arrows are fired, I want to fire my catapults that uses exploding vials at them. The ensuing explosions, and the fact that the archers no doubt have many many chemicals around them (and hence cause more explosions J), should stop any arrows from being fired at my men. Some of my men that could swim 2km without tiring should also swim towards the shore instead of taking the boats, to make the attack even more surprising.
- When those stupid invincible buildings are seen, I want to fire my parachuters at them. The parachuters would either die when they crash land, or somehow manage to make a safe landing on the buildings. If they crash land, the vials should explode and make a nice big hole in the building :), if they land properly, they will use those vials to blow a hole into the interior, and charge in killing anyone inside. If they still have some vials remaining when they discover some kind of command centre/general inside the buildings, I want them to throw the vials at them and hopefully disable the buildings/kill their commanders.
- By now, my boats should have landed, and they should immediately find a defensive position and wipe out any remaining opposition - especially those archers. Find as many remaining vials as possible and use them to stop any counter attacks.
- When a defensive position has been formed, the rest of my army will land on the shore too. If the landing failed, my remaining forces stay in the existing camp and build a fort around it.
- When I have built a strong defensive fort on enemy shoreline, I want to send pigeon mails to any Holy Bovine Empire towns on the coastline, demanding reinforcements. My assassins would follow the pigeons and see if the HBE would betray me :)
DEFENSIVE PLANS
I should have 50% of my zealots remaining, all my elite pikemen, archers and cavalry still in my lands, as well as all my mercenaries.
Any attack on my lands would follow my previous orders (retreat to the capital, let my peasants fight the enemy, making them pay for every inch the enemy gain, etc)
Questions: What kind of equipment do my mercenaries have? Please say firearms.:sweatdrop:
OTHER STUFF:
Keep cursing Greyblades and YLC (secretly).
Send inquistors to the land of Beefy to see if they are veggies or not. :clown:
Use assassins and spies to find any spies in my lands, if necessary, kill the interlopers.
Keep hiring more mercenaries.
Good game Beefy! Its a shame the faithful of the Divine Bovine would desert their religion so readily.... we will be back with more old people and babies... and then the so called followers of the two "philosophies" will die :devilish:
Askthepizzaguy
06-01-2009, 11:44
Having the largest empire and army, I declare myself the winner.
Having the largest empire and army, I declare myself the winner.
Declaring myself having the greatest technological, organizational, and professional military in the land, and actually calling ourselves an Empire, I declare myself the winner.
Askthepizzaguy
06-01-2009, 11:47
I declared it first. You lose. :bounce:
Beefy187
06-01-2009, 11:48
I claim winner for creating baloon Godzilla and Clay Mechagodzilla
I declared it first. You lose. :bounce:
My declartion was second intentionally - we surprised you with our cunning tactics! We win because our declaration was unexpected, since, if you declare first, it's generally accepted you win under your convention, and therefore you would expect no one to challenge your assertion!
But ah, we did, so now you are suddenly are caught flatfooted and must compensate! And with that, we have trumped you!
Askthepizzaguy
06-01-2009, 11:51
That means you get second place. Here's your silver medal.
Greyblades
06-01-2009, 11:52
I survived the entire game with everyone thinking I was mafia, escaped a crusade attack from every other faction and still killed off 2 different nations. So I think its in my right to say I won!
Then YLC and I were to go face Greyblades, and that is where I would have betrayed Greyblades. I had promised to backstab YLC, but I wasn't going to share the island with a veggie lover.
Actually I was being truthful when I said I wasnt veggie anymore. and I had told beefy to turn my country away from being Veggie eaters. Whether or not he actually acknowledged it is another matter. Oh well Good game and all.
That means you get second place. Here's your silver medal.
No, we get first place, because we surprised you, forcing you drop your gold one and to fall dramatically and painfully from your perch upon the first place pedestal.
So, here, fetch your silver medal :clown:
Askthepizzaguy
06-01-2009, 11:59
No, we get first place, because we surprised you, forcing you drop your gold one and to fall dramatically and painfully from your perch upon the first place pedestal.
So, here, fetch your silver medal :clown:
Someone get this man some medicine, he seems delusional.
Hey, don't feel bad just because I epic uberpwned you this game. :laugh4:
Someone get this man some medicine, he seems delusional.
Hey, don't feel bad just because I epic uberpwned you this game. :laugh4:
Your delusional mister isolationist. Had it not been for me, shlin and taka would never have come after you. You all went to war because I said so (and the host was gracious to implement it :sweatdrop:).
You owe your existence to me, since you know I could have taken advantage of you multiple times during the game (putting that IC, it sounds natural coming from Lacy's mouth :laugh4:)
Greyblades
06-01-2009, 12:07
Oh please, You lot can brag all you want but the fact remains you can't compare to my awesomeness. If you had attacked me you would have lost hands down.
:smug:
Askthepizzaguy
06-01-2009, 12:07
Even better, since Lacy's son is Koriander's son, my family line is now yours. I guess I get your empire too.
(I'm really enjoying this pointless taunting)
Even better, since Lacy's son is Koriander's son, my family line is now yours. I guess I get your empire too.
(I'm really enjoying this pointless taunting)
Proof?
And Lacy has a duaghter as well, and the Empire can have Empresses too you know.
Oh please, You lot can brag all you want but the fact remains you can't compare to my awesomeness. If you had attacked me you would have lost hands down.
:smug:
My battleplan was pretty good? No? :sweatdrop:
My battleplan was pretty good? No? :sweatdrop:
Err...long is the word I am looking for...
Beefy187
06-01-2009, 12:10
Actually Captain Blackadder wins :yes:
Actually Captain Blackadder wins :yes:
I knew we should have lynched the lurker...
Beefy187
06-01-2009, 12:15
I knew we should have lynched the lurker...
Real victor does not claim victory but he simply is.
Greyblades
06-01-2009, 12:22
@shlin:I admit that you would have won that battle but it would only be because my main forces were finishing off blackadder. My archers were also pretty decent fighters themselves. If I had a sizeable force of honoured helms or some guardsmen your zealots would have been slaughtered the second they hit the shore and your old men would have been lured to my countries retirement homes. Oh and one thing; my building wasn't supposed to actually go into battle at all but dispence upgrades and then flee to a safe distance so your parachutes wouldn't have been needed.
And how does blackadder win? He didn't really do anything more than annoy me and claim an island. That's it.
Captain Blackadder
06-01-2009, 12:24
There was a reason that I lurked and that was that I had a defensive army and figured the best thing to do was to wait for people to attack me. In the end I got a nice bit of land pity about Lord Andres though he was a brave man statues will be erected in his honour in the capital.
Greyblades
06-01-2009, 12:28
I don't think so Chuckles. If Beefy hadn't pulled a deuse ex machina and made my leader act differently you would have been wiped out this turn
Askthepizzaguy
06-01-2009, 12:30
Askthepizzaguy launches nukes. Everyone dies.
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/explosion.jpg
You all got to pick your super-ridiculous totally non-medieval technologies. Well I saved mine until the end. That lovely metallic stuff in our lake wasn't copper, it was uranium. And we split the atom in our super-deluxe oven forge and then nuked all of you.
Including Godzirra.
It's Gojira
I think :sweatdrop:
Beefy187
06-01-2009, 13:08
It's Gojira
I think :sweatdrop:
Yup.
The Gojira I used maybe Godzilla, but MechaGodzilla was definitely Mechagojira.:yes:
That reminds me.. Whens that Cold War game starting? :beam:
Yup.
The Gojira I used maybe Godzilla, but MechaGodzilla was definitely Mechagojira.:yes:
That reminds me.. Whens that Cold War game starting? :beam:
As soon as I finish my final draft of the Nation PM and Grey says "Go!"
I hope sometime this week.
Beefy187
06-01-2009, 14:17
As soon as I finish my final draft of the Nation PM and Grey says "Go!"
I hope sometime this week.
OO
Can't wait :beam:
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