News of the Weird

[Lemur]

Chick with giant wiener smashes into Wisconsin house

One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener.

The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Police say the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Smile Ambassadors.

[miotas]

Smile Louis you miserable bugger.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Smile Ambassadors.

Mais, bien sûr!


Moveoutoftheway youknuckle-draggingpeasantIamtrying togettoworkbugger offbacktoyourcave

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[FactionHeir]

The ambassadors of the octo-squids are nigh!

[Crazed Rabbit]

Boston College Police Seize Student's Computer Because he knows Linux.

On Friday, EFF and the law firm of Fish and Richardson filed an emergency motion to quash [pdf] and for the return of seized property on behalf of a Boston College computer science student whose computers, cell phone, and other property were seized as part of an investigation into who sent an e-mail to a school mailing list identifying another student as gay. The problem? Not only is there no indication that any crime was committed, the investigating officer argued that the computer expertise of the student itself supported a finding of probable cause to seize the student's property.

My goodness, what stupidity.

Luckily a state court slapped them silly.

CR

[Lemur]

The ambassadors of the octo-squids are nigh!

Ahem.

Meanwhile, former Marine kills bear by throwing a log.

Which for no obvious reason reminds me of this Onion video. Pardon me if I'm random, it's been a long day.

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Oh, and Canadians should sue for not receiving their fair share of gravity.

[FactionHeir]

And the Lemurs (and associated diseases) too indeed

[miotas]

A few from about a year ago, not sure if they've been on before.

Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.

It was not clear how the situation arose.

The man may well have thought long and hard about placing himself in the difficult situation.

Fire Rescue Officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating theatre about 4.30am.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

There's a homocidal russian woman out there wielding a couch

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space.

The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.

The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.

Beware killer mics

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Father Roberto del Rosario had just finished swimming in the sea and was dripping wet Monday when he took the microphone of a karaoke machine in a resort in Morong town in Bataan province, 90 kilometres north-west of Manila.

The victim's companions said they saw him trembling as he held the microphone.

[Centurion1]

Meanwhile, former Marine kills bear by throwing a log.

What a hoss. That man is my hero and i believe he could have taken the bear down hand to hand

[Viking]

One of the most scary robbers I've seen.




Symbolic link

[Hosakawa Tito]

Mystery meat. An Australian company actually amassed 1.5 tons of goat penises. Er... bone appetit

Praying to the Doo Doo God.
Hah, if that's the Virgin Mary then I've got the Last Supper splattered on my car.

[naut]

Praying to the Doo Doo God.
Hah, if that's the Virgin Mary then I've got the Last Supper splattered on my car.

Looks like rust to me.

[Samurai Waki]

Well, the Lord seems to have gone from working in mysterious ways, too working in psychotic ways.

[Vladimir]

Mystery meat. An Australian company actually amassed 1.5 tons of goat penises. Er... bone appetit

Great. Another story from Vietnam about the dong.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Great. Another story from Vietnam about the dong.

You mean the Viet Dong? Those commies are inscrotumable.

[Lemur]

Mystery meat. An Australian company actually amassed 1.5 tons of goat penises. Er... bone appetit

That's a hairy situation they've gotten themselves into. They really got the shaft, eh?

[Vladimir]

I wish I had that picture of, delicacies, Soly posted so long ago.

[Viking]

Naked girls plow fields for rain

PATNA, India (Reuters) - Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.
Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...090723?sp=true

[Oaty]

Naked girls plow fields for rain

That doesn't belong here. That's a backroom video topic .......... with video of course

[Hosakawa Tito]

The best name for a Funeral Home ever. This guy is a marketing genius.

[Lemur]

The best name for a Funeral Home ever.

I dunno, I was pretty amused by the Guido Funeral Home in Brooklyn, which happened to be smack dab in the middle of a Cosa Nostra-tolerant Italian neighborhood.

[miotas]

Naked girls plow fields for rain




http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...090723?sp=true

Well. If they dont get rain then I can think we can be pretty certin they gods are gay

I dunno, I was pretty amused by the Guido Funeral Home in Brooklyn, which happened to be smack dab in the middle of a Cosa Nostra-tolerant Italian neighborhood.

Awwwww. You had me thinking that guido hatzis had opened a funeral home :

[Beskar]

I am sorry if this got reposted -

Snake bursts after gobbling gator
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

An unusual clash between a 6-foot (1.8m) alligator and a 13-foot (3.9m) python has left two of the deadliest predators dead in Florida's swamps.
The Burmese python tried to swallow its fearsome rival whole but then exploded.

[naut]

James May to build house out of LEGO and live in it for several days.

The house will be life-size with a staircase, toilet and shower, and May said once it was completed he intended to live in it for a few days.

Appeal for bricks

He said although the house would be temporary, there had still been various "planning hoops" to leap through.

Two months ago James May built a garden out of plasticine

"I've got a man working on a flushing Lego lavatory. We think it's possible.

"Things like power supply, sanitation and plumbing coming into the house are as they could be for a real building... everything within my Lego house must as far as possible be Lego," he said.

May said although he already had thousands of Lego bricks, he could not be sure there would be enough.

[Vladimir]

James May to build house out of LEGO and live in it for several days.

So, how long will it take CPT Slow to build it?

[Vladimir]

Naked aggression against the Church.

Now, was the person a Brazilian or did they *have* a Brazilian?

[Hosakawa Tito]

Don't mess with little old ladies from Texas. Something tells me his CRIP gang membership has been revoked.

Exorcism Chattanooga style. The devil made me do it.

[Lemur]

Woman kills her own baby, eats its brain. Are they absolutely, positively sure she isn't a zombie?

San Antonio police say a woman accused of beheading her 3-week-old infant son used a knife and two swords in the attack and ate some of the child's body parts.

San Antonio Police Chief William McManus told reporters Monday that Otty Sanchez's attack on her son, Scott Wesley Buchholtz-Sanchez, was "too heinous" to fully discuss.

But he says Sanchez ate part of the newborn's brain and bit off three of his toes before stabbing herself twice.

Police say the 33-year-old Sanchez told officers who were called to her house early Sunday that she killed her son at the devil's request.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Lemur caught red handed. I think they're on to us Lem.