Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
Your obsession with the condom as some sort of Holy Shield against trouble is not very healthy.
Properly used, and taken care of, the condom is 100% effective. Not 99%, not 98%, but 100%.

And I know how to use one. So yeah, it really is my holy shield against making babies, and it makes the pope mad as well! Score!!