Cold war Crisis. [Concluded]

[ULC]

Ok scratch that. I was the one who did it. but I believe greyblades misinterpreted my orders....... Greyblades, I never said I was blockading Somalia........ I said they were to hunt for pirates......... :sweatdrop::dizzy2:

See? Czechoslovakia knows better - Czechoslovakia knows when you are lying or not, trust Czechoslovakia.

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's the sum total of what I am able to report on, for further details ask the host. :bow:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

See? Czechoslovakia knows better - Czechoslovakia knows when you are lying or not, trust Czechoslovakia.

hey I did not get the feedback PM till right now. I have no idea why I was blockading Somalia. that was definitely not part of my orders.

[ULC]

hey I did not get the feedback PM till right now. I have no idea why I was blockading Somalia. that was definitely not part of my orders.

Yet, Czechoslovakia knew it before you...British intelligence must be the slow type, Czechoslovakia summarizes.

Czechoslovakia also likes your agreement with Somalia as well, on how to use the very common AK-47 to try and blame Russia.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

......

[ULC]

......

British have no answer to Czechoslovakia? Trust Czechoslovakia - Czechoslovakia knows much.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

You really enjoy pissing me off dont you?
The fact is SOMEONE gave the south Africans their weapons. and I doubt the Apartheid tech level is high enough for AK's. So........

[Beskar]

I wish I could help on the military side of things. :( I would do a spreadsheet. Plus I do complicated orders, so I would know how to put them in the game fairly.

[ULC]

You really enjoy pissing me off dont you?
The fact is SOMEONE gave the south Africans their weapons. and I doubt the Apartheid tech level is high enough for AK's. So........

South Africa uses a version of the AK-47 that they produce in their own Nation. South Africa has many weapons that they make, such as Neostead, Mag-7, BXP, and others.

Many Middle Eastern and African Countries, as well as some South American, us models of AK-47's.

At this point, Russia does not use AK-47 to begin with, it uses AK-74.

Czechoslovakia thinks Britain needs facts straight. Czechoslovakia also takes joy in Britain impotent rage.

[Khazaar]

This seems to be heading for a chaotic crash. There needs to be a single person responsible for orders and the following effects. It´s absolutely no problem that ATPG does the writeup (quite the opposite) but the rest needs to be done by one person. It would be sad if this dies...

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

also here is something interesting...... the ship I sank blew up.........


During the blockading of somalia by the joint British and Japanese navies one of the british scout planes detected a small unmarked cargo ship making a beeline towards the somolian east coast. When your destroyers attempted to apprehend it the ship tried to make an escape back out into the indian ocean but was easily outrun by H.M.S. Bristol and J.D.S. Haruyuki When the Bristol attempted to board a TNT explosion the eqivalent of a minature nuke ripped the cargo ship in half, smashed the control tower of the Haruyuki and nearly capsised the Bristol.
Your forces have no idea who they were it is clear the ship was too advanced for the somalian navy.


???? :inquisitive:

[Beskar]

It was India?

[Greyblades]

also here is something interesting...... the ship I sank blew up.........




???? :inquisitive:

Pardon? A ship tried to run the blockade of somalia and exploded when it was caught. Whats the problem?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

why did it explode? most normal ships dont do that :laugh4:

[Greyblades]

I'm not sure what to say about that question.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Ok, thats fine. (it was some sort of super weapon on board and the crew detonated it to keep it from falling into Limy hands right? :laugh4::clown:)

Also Greyblades how are the nations of africa responding to my declaration? will I not know till the phase ends? (when I am gone :shame:)

[Greyblades]

=== WORLD NEWS DAILY ===


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Campaign of terror in Zimbabwe

30 armed men wearing South African military uniforms marched through the streets of several villages, burning down buildings and forcing people out of their homes. The men wielded AK-47s and fired into the crowds; it is still unknown how many civilians are dead, but southern Zimbabwe is in chaos, especially in the province of Masvingo, but also near Gwanda. The southern African nation only recently emerged from Civil War, and the new government has yet to respond to the violence.

FULL STORY ON PAGE SEVEN


Holy war declared in Pakistan

Imams from a militant Wahhabi sect of the Sunni faith declared a jihad upon the Soviet Union due to their occupation of Afghanistan. The Imam declaration called the Soviet occupation of Muslim territories an insult to Allah and a disgrace to all Muslims everywhere, and that very soon the flaming sword of Allah would cut deep into the belly of the infidel. The Pakistani government refrained from commenting, however its position remained unchanged on the matter of Soviet occupation. Across the Middle East, few Muslims answered the call because they were too busy killing one another.

FULL STORY ON PAGE NINE


Struggle for Syria

Turkish forces attempted to take the final settlements in Syria today, but met with strong resistance from the arrival of Egyptian and Saudi Arab allied forces. Some of Syrian territory was liberated by the allies after several vicious street battles. No estimates were given on the number of casualties, and reports from the war zone are conflicting. The Turkish press claims they have dealt a devastating blow to the resistance, while Arabian newspapers claim their forces are winning the battle. The free government of Syria vows eternal resistance to Turkish aggression.

FULL STORY ON PAGE TEN

Mob Arrests made near Mexican border

Anonymous tips led immigration police directly to Russian mafia posing as Eastern European tourists. The group entered the country after paying the drug cartels for assistance in distracting the border guards. INS then received a call exposing the plot, apparently from someone affiliated with the drug cartels or weapons smugglers. It is known that an Italian organized crime syndicate owns much of the illegal business near the US-Mexico border, and they do not tolerate competition. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is taking a closer look into the matter, under suspicion of espionage rather than mafia activities. There is an apparent connection between this attempted border breach and the purchase of a house in New York by a corporation which is a known front for a group connected with Soviet intelligence. After the arrests, the purchased building was never occupied. Further details on the matter have been deemed classified.

You were supposed to send me it in a PM!
@Drizzt: I have no idea I hadnt finished everything.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

:tongue: ahh I see, AtPG jumped the gun :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[A Very Super Market]

I'm not going to respond, since South Africa hasn't done a thing to me.

That shipment brings my tech level up, and also provides food for my people. Frankly, I'm not going to try and pass it off as legal, but it's for defensive purposes. I can hardly trust Turkey to keep their hands off of me, and I'm sure I'm not going to try to attack two powerful nations that outnumber me anyways.

[Greyblades]

Honestly it probably wouldnt have made much difference I've been finding it hard to keep track of which result PM I've allready done and which I have yet to do. Maybe something to do with getting ArmA 2...

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

huh, Then my ships order were followed. I am sorry about that Somalia, and will seek to rectify it as soon as possible. Many of the armies in Somalia will have to be moved anyway to help in the annexation of South africa.


(yeah This game must be horrible to keep track of)

[pevergreen]

Germany is teh angry since it is not in the writeup.

OOC: READ MY ORDERS AND WRITE ABOUT ME IN A TYPICAL ANGRY GERMAN FASHION.

Or atpg can have me doing my actions like I wanted to be in the Resident Evil game.

Make my men like that :grin2:

edit: I've got time to handle this if you want to offload it to a single person. But it really does need to be a single person. :shrug:

[Greyblades]

...Sure give me a minute and I'll send that part of the writeup to ATPG.

[Beefy187]

Rest in peace for all the lives lost...

Now I'll do everything in my power to find out who did that to our ship...
Starting with a little chit chat with North Korea

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

well japan at least we accomplished something. Somalia I am sorry for the loss of whatever that boat was. but if it had simply pulled over and allowed itself to be inspected None of this would have happened.....

[Beskar]

Psst, can I change nations? My plans for Iran have been ruined :cry:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

it was you boat wasn't it? :inquisitive:

[Beskar]

No, my army is dead, and everyone hates me because of Turkey. I want another country not related to Turkey.. what about Greece? then I can invade him for Cyprus :beam:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

really, thats rough. You could always ask for help from other nations. with a few superpowers you could probably broker some sort of Agreement.

[Beskar]

Turkey is NATO, so that is out of question, Death Is Yonder is "Sure... I will help OVERTHROW YOU MUAHAHAHA" and Pakistan is "lol@you"

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I meant broker some sort of peace treaty with Iraq and Egypt and Saudi Arabia. then let Turkey get whats coming to him when all of those nations attack him! :laugh4::laugh4:

[Beskar]

I tried. They go "YOU AND TURKEY INVADE SAEM TIMEZ YOU WANTED TURKEY TO INVADE SYRIA THEN SWEEP INOTHER SIDE OF IRAQ TO PWNZORZ" (even though not true)

Plus, Saddam cannot be allowed in power.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

If you are willing to swallow your pride and accept my help I think I can convince them to at least hear you out. You are going to have to forget about Saddam however.

[Greyblades]

No, my army is dead, and everyone hates me because of Turkey. I want another country not related to Turkey.. what about Greece? then I can invade him for Cyprus
Your armies not dead that "thinking your working together" is what a onlooker who's not privy to your poitics thinks happened and its Turkey thats the most hated country around. Heck your winning in your war with iraq
https://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6821/day3d.jpg

[Beskar]

Iran suspects of Britain continuing his support of Saddam, the one who uses chemical warfare on his own people.



No, my army is dead, and everyone hates me because of Turkey. I want another country not related to Turkey.. what about Greece? then I can invade him for Cyprus
Your armies not dead and its Turkey thats the most hated country around. heck your winning in your war with iraq
https://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6821/day3d.jpg

Oooo you never told me that part, you just told me everyone stuck their fingers up at me. :cry:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Never mind, looks like you are doing fine on your own. Good thing to, I would not have been able to do anything more then threaten the middle eastern nations, what with my army being mobilized on South africa.

[Greyblades]

In a war where you dont know why someone did something you start jumping to conclusions.

[Beskar]

In a war where you dont know why someone did something you start jumping to conclusions.

Yeah, it is dangerous. :(

[Greyblades]

...Keep you nose clean and dont go crazy and we'll see.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

for that matter I would kind of like to talk to the countries of Namibia and Botswana. they are the ones who have the most riding on this War in south africa.

[Greyblades]

I thought that was between you and south africa what have they got to do with it?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pardon me; apparently I forgot again to send the writeup to the host first. :wall:

I was busy with the speed mafia, sorry.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Namibia was a nation that was "placed" under south Africa's control around this time. and frankly they despised it, they tried many times to free themselves Guerrilla fighters have been operating for some time to try and free it from the Apartheid. I am basically giving them that on a silver platter. And Botswana was British kind of nation and I believe they would probably help me out. Frankly most of the nations in Africa hated the south African rule, and would love to see it go down.

[pevergreen]

yeah well, I'd like to know what happened with my orders. >_> :grin2:

[Greyblades]

Oh right, ATPG you want to do the writeup of West germany's actions or should I?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh right, ATPG you want to do the writeup of West germany's actions or should I?

Go ahead, I need to take a break.

[Centurion1]

I would like a write up of actions, especially espionage. I completely understand the immense stress and what a pain in the %#^ this must be for you though so dont sweat it too much

[Greyblades]

Wow that was a bad roll.
Now how to put this...

---German Betrayal Squashed---
In a odd turn of events the entire of West Germany has traded hands from one administration to another, not by the power of the people, but by execution. The Former prime minister of Western has been found guilty of treason againts NATO for attempting to send the entire millitary on an invastion of the Netherlands. There is no doubt that it will be some time before the country is secure in its policy but everyone is agreed on one point the situation would have been worse if he succeeded.

West germany is now on probation for a turn and cant do anything other than defend untill next turn.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

ouch........ :laugh4::laugh4: Harsh man.


I think people should stop trying to just randomly send attacks on NPC nations. it really does not seem the best idea....... :tongue:

[TheFlax]

OOC: Good to know countries are still beholden to their people and can't do anything they please :2thumbsup:

Pakistan wishes to express its desire for the UN Security Council to vote a motion stipulating that: (1) A coalition of willing government will be called upon to remove from power the current regime of South Africa, replacing it with a more democratic one, and (2) A peace mission be assembled to control the violence on the South African border and provide relief to civilians caught in the fighting.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

good luck with that Pakistan. I doubt that the Apartheid's are going to just hand the country over. We have allowed this cankerous sore to grow and now its spilling out onto the rest of us. This is the last straw. If your diplomatic attempt is successful then Britain will back down, but if it fails.....

[ULC]

OOC - I know some people love me as Czechoslovakia, but is it me or is the US kind of...silent? I told you Caius would just vanish - we need someone to replace him. I'll do it, if you want me too.

In the interests of international security - Czechoslovakia is willing to supply Britain in its peacekeeping around the South African border. However, if it turns into a war of conquest, Czechoslovakia will immediately withdrawal all support.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I heard from him yesterday. But he has not answered my PM yet. I think you should give him a bit more time.


Britain is going to war if Pakistan's attempts at overthrowing the Apartheid government diplomatically fails. And By war I mean a complete takeover, we are done allowing these wretches to feed of of the south African people.
Britain will establish South africa and Rhodesia as a Autonomous colony with its own Constitution and government systems. the areas will be renamed Greater south africa, and Britain will fund a huge revitalization of these countries Economies and industries. These people have lived in the dirt under the Apartheid's rule for to long.



(ooc: yes I just LLLOOOOVVE you as the Czechs YLC....)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Which Happy1500PostsCulturedDrizztFan nation am I filling in for again?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

we once again stress that we will grant full amnesty to any South African soldiers who lay down their arms. We have no qualms with the people of South africa, only the Apartheid Government.




OOC:
Britain.....
greatest nation in the world :tongue:

which reminds me, I will send you the orders I would like to see for round 4 and 5. if it goes beyond that then you will have to improvise. and if something freaky happens you should also improvise I am looking at the Czech here :laugh4:)

[pevergreen]

:laugh4:

My totally sterotypical ANGRY GERMAN prime minister had that coming.

:grin2:

[TheFlax]

Pakistan wishes to remind Great Britain that we are not part of the UN Security Council, but that you are. If mandated by a UN resolution, Pakistan is ready to send a peace contingent to South Africa's border.

Pakistan also urges the South African government to make amends or to at least try to explain what happened. Until then Pakistan views South Africa's position as silently condoning the brutal act which took place.

[ULC]

I heard from him yesterday. But he has not answered my PM yet. I think you should give him a bit more time.


Britain is going to war if Pakistan's attempts at overthrowing the Apartheid government diplomatically fails. And By war I mean a complete takeover, we are done allowing these wretches to feed of of the south African people.
Britain will establish South africa and Rhodesia as a Autonomous colony with its own Constitution and government systems. the areas will be renamed Greater south africa, and Britain will fund a huge revitalization of these countries Economies and industries. These people have lived in the dirt under the Apartheid's rule for to long.



(ooc: yes I just LLLOOOOVVE you as the Czechs YLC....)

Czechoslovakia is leery of the British reconquering South Africa, since it was British rule that Originally setup Apartheid - are British willing to admit that they failed in such regard? Czechoslovakai hopes so.

OOC: Sarcasm not translate well :laugh4:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I would like you to revise your statement, The apartheid rule was in NO way set up by britain. We left the area to other settlers (like the dutch). Our only problem was leaving the area ourselves. If you are willing to begin the huge rebuilding effort Britain is willing to undertake them we will be all means allow YOU to free the South Africans.

but We are not willing to simply destroy there government and simply leave, that is the way of madness, and is completely irresponsible (USA in Iraq say what?).


Pakistan frankly I believe the time for peace has ended. The fact is that they attacked INNOCENT border villages with AK47's. They are a wretched mark on this earth and britain will accept nothing but their complete overthrow.

[TheFlax]

Pakistan is growing weary of Czechoslovakia's insulting comments towards other members of the UN, therefore, Pakistan moves that Czechoslovakia be censured from all UN proceedings until it makes amends.

[Askthepizzaguy]

which reminds me, I will send you the orders I would like to see for round 4 and 5. if it goes beyond that then you will have to improvise. and if something freaky happens you should also improvise I am looking at the Czech here :laugh4:)

Oh, I know how to deal with YLC... yes... yes.... *rubs hands evilly together*

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I'LL SEND YOU TEA AND CRUMPETS.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

as the target of many of the Czechs insults I believe that such measures are unnecessary Pakistan. Let him say what he will.

I also ask that any nation who is opposed to the British invasion of South africa should step forward. If they believe they have a better way to free the south African people then they should say it. or if they believe they could do a better job we ask them to try........ We want to hear everyone thoughts on our actions.

I also want to stress once again that Britain will be extremely careful in its attacks, very few citizens should be harmed. if the south Africans join us in this fight we should be able to end the Apartheid's before the turn of the month.


Oh, I know how to deal with YLC... yes... yes.... *rubs hands evilly together*

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I'LL SEND YOU TEA AND CRUMPETS.

show some backbone man! Stiff upper lip!

[White_eyes:D]

Beskar....don't leave.....:sweatdrop:(I want them to attack you next:bounce:)

I am losing......damn NPC's....I would think most nations are going to have a problem with any kind of expansion.......:juggle2: I only attacked Syria and a Anti-MEC is now killing me....:whip:

[Greyblades]

Eh, dont worry, most countries get grilled by the UN when they annex anyone so your independance will be safe... completely emancipated but safe.

[ULC]

I would like you to revise your statement, The apartheid rule was in NO way set up by britain. We left the area to other settlers (like the dutch). Our only problem was leaving the area ourselves. If you are willing to begin the huge rebuilding effort Britain is willing to undertake them we will be all means allow YOU to free the South Africans.

but We are not willing to simply destroy there government and simply leave, that is the way of madness, and is completely irresponsible (USA in Iraq say what?).


Pakistan frankly I believe the time for peace has ended. The fact is that they attacked INNOCENT border villages with AK47's. They are a wretched mark on this earth and britain will accept nothing but their complete overthrow.

Czechoslovakia asks forgiveness - we were misunderstood. We did not intend to imply you started it, but that Czechoslovakia implies you did nothing about it, until now, when the South Africa intruded upon British territory.

Thus, we find your motives as to freeing the South African people, in question. Czechoslovakia will help in freeing the people, but will not help in British conquest. Thus, Czechoslovakia is partial to Pakistans suggestion, however it does advocate some form of direct action.

[Beefy187]

While Japan cannot support in the shape of military conquest, we are more then happy to offer South Africa financial and technological support, if they ask us.

Japan thinks that what Great Britain is doing is noble and we will encourage to keep going for people of South Africas freedom.

[Caius]

Mob Arrests made near Mexican border

(...) There is an apparent connection between this attempted border breach and the purchase of a house in New York by a corporation which is a known front for a group connected with Soviet intelligence. After the arrests, the purchased building was never occupied. (...)

Russia plays nice with us. The United States are safe. Now, the Federal Bureau of Investigation is checking that house, and some bombs, microphones, AK-47 and ammunition for sniper rifles were confiscated. More information can't be revealed, but I'm afraid that those who tried to enter the US to spy won't have a good destinity.

Also, the FBI found evidence against the "Build The Guild Limited" company founder and actual CEO, Nikolai Stalinov, of treason against the nation and covering a Soviet cargo ship with Soviet high technology equipment. He will have his trial soon, at the end of July. Several people have dennounced them, but the name of those citizens can't be revealed in order to proceed to the investigation as the laws of the United States indicate so.

[Death is yonder]

Ok scratch that. I was the one who did it. but I believe greyblades misinterpreted my orders....... Greyblades, I never said I was blockading Somalia........ I said they were to hunt for pirates......... :sweatdrop::dizzy2:

but a much bigger issue, Britain's statement on the attack on the British colony of South Rhodesia (its not called southern Zimbabwe)

~:pissed: Britain has just received word that a group of south African militiamen Were seen attacking border villages in the British administrated Colony of South Rhodesia. They burned and assaulted innocent villagers and were armed...... with what appears to be AK47's ~:angry:. regardless to who deemed it necessary to fund and equip an assault on British land..... *Cough* Russia *Cough*, although those Czechs look guilty *cough*. We will be taking IMMEDIATE military action on the country of South Africa. The government of Britain formally declares war on the Apartheid rule of South Africa. For too long have you committed atrocities on your citizens, and meddled in the affairs of Africa. Now this? Britain declares that South African citizens are not blamed for the attack and that any South African soldier who lays down his arms, or better yet fights his oppressors will be given full amnesty. We declare that after the invasion South Africa will become a colony of Britain, but will be given full rights to create its own constitution and elect its own president.

The country of Namibia will be freed from its South African oppressors and will be given a chance to join the Burgeoning Colony of Greater south Africa which will be allowed a great level of autonomy and given Funding to help bring its nation up from the backwater nature the Former Apartheid rule has dropped it to.

Greta Britain calls for all African nations who have been victimized by south Africa to assist it in Britain's struggle to give them all freedom. We ask you all to help us in ending a humanitarian nightmare we have allowed to exist for TOO long!

The British will march on Messina, with a grand army to free the South Africans.. And will tolerate no European interference in this. An attack on a British colony is an attack on Britain. May you all remember that in the future.
We have no concrete proof on who supplied these men with their weapons, but we ask that it NEVER happens again. *whisper* cause who else uses AK's....*whisper*

(wow, I must have been very vengeful when I wrote this..... feels weird looking back on it a day latter)

*Whistles*, when I send aid to neutral nations who have been wrongly declared war on, who are going to get swarmed by lots of Nato people for absolutely no reason other than not being powerful enough and a pretext to DOW them is present. :yes:



Holy war declared in Pakistan

Imams from a militant Wahhabi sect of the Sunni faith declared a jihad upon the Soviet Union due to their occupation of Afghanistan. The Imam declaration called the Soviet occupation of Muslim territories an insult to Allah and a disgrace to all Muslims everywhere, and that very soon the flaming sword of Allah would cut deep into the belly of the infidel. The Pakistani government refrained from commenting, however its position remained unchanged on the matter of Soviet occupation. Across the Middle East, few Muslims answered the call because they were too busy killing one another.

FULL STORY ON PAGE NINE

:bump: :bump:

That was random...?

Does this mean that the resistance is heating up in Afghanistan? It appears these Middle Eastern people hate peaceful occupation... :stare:

We'll give them another phase to cooperate. If not... :devil:



Originally Posted by Greyblades
During the blockading of somalia by the joint British and Japanese navies one of the british scout planes detected a small unmarked cargo ship making a beeline towards the somolian east coast. When your destroyers attempted to apprehend it the ship tried to make an escape back out into the indian ocean but was easily outrun by H.M.S. Bristol and J.D.S. Haruyuki When the Bristol attempted to board a TNT explosion the eqivalent of a minature nuke ripped the cargo ship in half, smashed the control tower of the Haruyuki and nearly capsised the Bristol.
Your forces have no idea who they were it is clear the ship was too advanced for the somalian navy.

Lets see, the Somali navy consists of... gunboats, gunboats, and more gunboats!

Now.. who could have more advanced navies than Somalia other than us.

That's right! Only Russia could have something more advanced than gunboats and motor boats eh? :clown::smash:


Turkey is NATO, so that is out of question, Death Is Yonder is "Sure... I will help OVERTHROW YOU MUAHAHAHA" and Pakistan is "lol@you"


It was more like, "Beskar is suspicious, Iran is dubious, we no likey. :2thumbsup:


South Africa uses a version of the AK-47 that they produce in their own Nation. South Africa has many weapons that they make, such as Neostead, Mag-7, BXP, and others.

Many Middle Eastern and African Countries, as well as some South American, us models of AK-47's.

At this point, Russia does not use AK-47 to begin with, it uses AK-74.

Czechoslovakia thinks Britain needs facts straight. Czechoslovakia also takes joy in Britain impotent rage.



:bling: :bling:


Russia plays nice with us. The United States are safe. Now, the Federal Bureau of Investigation is checking that house, and some bombs, microphones, AK-47 and ammunition for sniper rifles were confiscated. More information can't be revealed, but I'm afraid that those who tried to enter the US to spy won't have a good destinity.

Also, the FBI found evidence against the "Build The Guild Limited" company founder and actual CEO, Nikolai Stalinov, of treason against the nation and covering a Soviet cargo ship with Soviet high technology equipment. He will have his trial soon, at the end of July. Several people have dennounced them, but the name of those citizens can't be revealed in order to proceed to the investigation as the laws of the United States indicate so.

Who is Nikolai Stalinov?

*whistles*

This is hardly an atrocity compared to attempting to meltdown a nuclear plant.

What Russia sent was not spies, but a message.

We will meet failure for failure, and success for success. :clown::smash:


Why does the thread only pick up when I am gone :cry:

:clown:

[TheFlax]

Holy war declared in Pakistan

Imams from a militant Wahhabi sect of the Sunni faith declared a jihad upon the Soviet Union due to their occupation of Afghanistan. The Imam declaration called the Soviet occupation of Muslim territories an insult to Allah and a disgrace to all Muslims everywhere, and that very soon the flaming sword of Allah would cut deep into the belly of the infidel. The Pakistani government refrained from commenting, however its position remained unchanged on the matter of Soviet occupation. Across the Middle East, few Muslims answered the call because they were too busy killing one another.

FULL STORY ON PAGE NINE[/SPOIL]

:bump: :bump:

That was random...?

Does this mean that the resistance is heating up in Afghanistan? It appears these Middle Eastern people hate peaceful occupation... :stare:

We'll give them another phase to cooperate. If not... :devil:


Pakistan would be interested what you are insinuating, threats against the Middle East. We are sure other countries of the Middle East would be interested in Russia making itself clearer.

[Death is yonder]

We are referring to the currently occupied Middle Easterns, namely we are talking about the Afghans.

We are insinuating that despite our peaceful attempts to install order into the city via pming to the almighty host, the situation has only deteriorated.

Its not as if our forces our out looting in the cities, causing mass inflation, directing all goods to be consumed by Russians and used by us, and leaving barely anything to the natives.

Hardly!

We are attempting to improve the situation, build up a police force consisting of locals, improve health care and education.

We have not even imposed martial laws, curfews, or secret police or whatever shady businesses of ruling through fear.

We are merely saying that in the interest of gaining peace faster, if peaceful methods are totally rejected by the people who are willing to resort to extreme measures, especially if given foreign aid, we have no choice but to turn to harsher measures, rather than just letting the people go about their daily business as per normal.

[Zim]

India congratulates West Germany's people on their decision to reject their former leader's aggressive plans. Truly they have shown one of the strong points of a democratic government, that the people can stop a madman from taking their country down a ruinous road.

A parade shall be thrown in Delhi within the week honoring the new German Prime Minister, who is of course invited to be the guest of honor at the festivities, should he choose.

[Death is yonder]

India is congratulating Germany on obtaining disorder and dissent? :inquisitive:

:smash::smash:

:clown:

[Zim]

We are congratulating their people on not accepting their former leader's uncalled for aggression. With so many invasions going on in these turbulent times, some at the slightest pretext, it is nice to see a people rise up and say they will not have war.

[TheFlax]

We are referring to the currently occupied Middle Easterns, namely we are talking about the Afghans.

We are insinuating that despite our peaceful attempts to install order into the city via pming to the almighty host, the situation has only deteriorated.

Its not as if our forces our out looting in the cities, causing mass inflation, directing all goods to be consumed by Russians and used by us, and leaving barely anything to the natives.

Hardly!

We are attempting to improve the situation, build up a police force consisting of locals, improve health care and education.

We have not even imposed martial laws, curfews, or secret police or whatever shady businesses of ruling through fear.

We are merely saying that in the interest of gaining peace faster, if peaceful methods are totally rejected by the people who are willing to resort to extreme measures, especially if given foreign aid, we have no choice but to turn to harsher measures, rather than just letting the people go about their daily business as per normal.

This is unsurprising as it has been shown through history that occupations of a foreign land and culture generally fares poorly. Of course, Russia can make it easier on the Afghan people by simply leaving.

[Death is yonder]

This is unsurprising as it has been shown through history that occupations of a foreign land and culture generally fares poorly. Of course, Russia can make it easier on the Afghan people by simply leaving.

We had hoped that peaceful methods unlike our historical predecessors would allow the Afghan people to realize that whats done is done and now its time to rebuild.

Surely the militants realize that their attacks will only prolong the period of occupation as we seek to address the restoration of various facilities such as schools and related items.

If we were to leave now, it would hardly make a difference.

Did you realize in the entire first phase we had NOTHING in Afghanistan? Well granted we didn't even know that we were suppose to administrate over it, but still...

That is equivalent to a full withdrawal.

What happened? The situation merely deteriorated.

We will attempt to leave within by the end of next year :bow:

Russian troops will began a steady withdrawal, speed of which will depend on militant activity, which only looks to be picking up.

If militant activity is high, surely even Pakistan can understand if we stayed to reduce all these terrorist groups who additionally would be reigning in terror NEXT to your border as well as conducting illegal activities and would likely result in greater crime rates in Pakistan?

[TheFlax]

If Pakistan could send observers in Afghanistan to make sure the Soviet Union keeps its word, then perhaps the zeal of its population may wither and the Pakistani armed forces may be able to prevent most of the influx of militants into the country.

[Zim]

Would said Paskistani observers have the legitamacy in the eyes of the Afghani people needed for their presence to have an effect? I am not sure the many disparate tribes there would neccessarily see Pakistan as a neutral country, or that they would would accept the arbitration of any other country for that matter.

It is a tricky situation Russia finds itself in. If they withdraw immediately, things will get much worse. If they do not, they will be criticized for not being wanted...

[Ignoramus]

What happened to my PM? I signed up as Brazil ages ago!

[Beefy187]

Soviet Union forces in Afghanistan is obviously creating disorders in some community.
Disorders could easily lead to war, and war is exactly what we do not want.

Japan understands what Pakistan is saying as Soviet Union forces in Afghanistan could be seen as a invasion against Muslim land.

If maintaining peace in Afghanistan is what you are after, I would like to request Soviet Union to withdraw their forces and let Islamic Country such as Pakistan take control of the situation.

If this cannot be done, I am afraid the situation could be heated up, and worst case scenario... War could rage upon your land.

Please take note of this advice from your naive neighbor..

:bow:

Japan

[Death is yonder]

If Pakistan could send observers in Afghanistan to make sure the Soviet Union keeps its word, then perhaps the zeal of its population may wither and the Pakistani armed forces may be able to prevent most of the influx of militants into the country.

We generally associate observers with spies.

You suggest that we transfer Russian control to Pakistani control?

Really, there is but a slight difference. Foreign occupation to local occupation, its still occupation and that's why there is dissent.


Would said Paskistani observers have the legitamacy in the eyes of the Afghani people needed for their presence to have an effect? I am not sure the many disparate tribes there would neccessarily see Pakistan as a neutral country, or that they would would accept the arbitration of any other country for that matter.

It is a tricky situation Russia finds itself in. If they withdraw immediately, things will get much worse. If they do not, they will be criticized for not being wanted...

We are happy that the Indian diplomat sympathizes with our situation and understands the hole that we are in at the moment. :bow:


Soviet Union forces in Afghanistan is obviously creating disorders in some community. obviously creating dissent no matter what country it is.
Disorders could easily lead if not managed carefully as we are attempting to do to war, and war is exactly what we do not want.

It will not lead to war, unless Pakistan pushes the matter, it will merely lead to increased militancy, but thankfully, not war.

Japan understands what Pakistan is saying as Soviet Union forces in Afghanistan could be seen as a invasion against Muslim land.

If maintaining peace in Afghanistan is what you are after, I would like to request Soviet Union to withdraw their forces and let Islamic CountryConvenient Nato Country such as Pakistan take control of the situation.

We would like to know what our trading partners and allies think of the situation.

[Death is yonder]

What happened to my PM? I signed up as Brazil ages ago!

Speaking of which, where is Roadkill?

I believe he signed up as Canada?

Off Topic: Welcome back from... wherever you went Igno, mind jump starting the Asterix game? It would be a shame to let it just die like that, I believe Khaan placed it under temporarily lockdown.

[Beefy187]

To USSR:
Well, please be careful how to handle bullets and missiles.
It could kill someone..

If you do start a war, I am personally coming to Kremlin to slap your head with a paper hammer, and we'll be forced to make a anime about evil Big fish called Soviet.

I hope everything works out with Soviet Union and Pakistan.

[Death is yonder]

Umm.. :help::help:

Back off Japanese person with paper hammers! We are higher tech level than you ( are we? :juggle2::juggle2:) WE HAS CARDBOARD HAMMERS.

:smash::smash:

[pevergreen]

Damn, I have to roleplay peace now.

[White_eyes:D]

Damn, I have to roleplay peace now.
:laugh4: YES!!.....but that won't stop the NPC's from taking me apart.....:wall:

Edit: and just so you know....I "Helped" your people to get rid of your President....:laugh4:

[Beefy187]

Umm.. :help::help:

Back off Japanese person with paper hammers! We are higher tech level than you ( are we? :juggle2::juggle2:) WE HAS CARDBOARD HAMMERS.

:smash::smash:

That is a wrong answer my friend.

For that you must be punished by watching the anime of ours...
Japanese girl slapping a Russian Guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ3T3IhZ9bQ)

Strictly speaking, the guy is not Russian, but a Japanese who spent his childhood in Afghanistan and later picked up by Russian

Thats what we plan to do, if you don't back off from Afghanistan

[pevergreen]

That wasnt said OOC, therefore my people know about this.

There will be blood.

Loyalist faction, ho!

[Greyblades]

What happened to my PM? I signed up as Brazil ages ago!

You dissapeared without asking again and I forgot about it :sweatdrop:.

Maybe theres some confusion over what happened in Germany well it goes like this after the messes of the first and second world wars that allmost completely destroyed Germany their people have been taken the standpoint of "never again" add that to the whole "We've got an very agressive enemy just a border away and our leader wants us to alienate all our freinds?!" it was doomed to failure.

Look I will let you do allmost anything as long as it isnt ridiculous but there are afew things that some countries just will not do no matter the situation.

[Death is yonder]

That is a wrong answer my friend.

For that you must be punished by watching the anime of ours...
Japanese girl slapping a Russian Guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ3T3IhZ9bQ)

Strictly speaking, the guy is not Russian, but a Japanese who spent his childhood in Afghanistan and later picked up by Russian

Thats what we plan to do, if you don't back off from Afghanistan

We're backing off :sweatdrop:

Just gonna take a while, for reasons stated in the past already.

Its not gonna be *snap finger* *woosh!* and suddenly Afghanistan is left to the militants and you hear loud whooping and gun fire, as well as people screaming. :dizzy2:

[Centurion1]

HA, HA, Germany has a nation that refuses to war upon people.

Beskar, you want to quit. dude, that weak man, you can't drop out of the race right now (plus you dont even have to deal with saudis and egyptians yet.....white eyes does.)

China wishes to make an announcement that Hong Kong will be traded back to China at the end of this turn by our friends the British. The british prime minister will be making a statement at a later time.

We demand that a coherent timetable be drawn up regarding the situation in Afghanistan. we also demand that Pakistan stop heckling russia, we believe Pakistan would not hold as good a grip as russia on the occupation of Afghanistan and we want a real nation their not just a scum hole of slavers and smugglers.

Also China has entered into diplomatic relations with Pakistan and India about Kashmir.

Long live the Red Republic

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Czechoslovakia asks forgiveness - we were misunderstood. We did not intend to imply you started it, but that Czechoslovakia implies you did nothing about it, until now, when the South Africa intruded upon British territory.

Thus, we find your motives as to freeing the South African people, in question. Czechoslovakia will help in freeing the people, but will not help in British conquest. Thus, Czechoslovakia is partial to Pakistans suggestion, however it does advocate some form of direct action.

ahhh now I understand, and yes you have an excellent point. But it is not just I who have sat back and allowed this to happen. We have all allowed the South Africans to continue their reign of terror. And now we are finally ending it.

Russia I am sorry if it was not you, but my PM specified that South africa could not have afforded the equipment they had on them. And this attack on Rhodesia is not historical, so someone put them up to it.


Yes, Britain is handing Hong Kong back to china, partly because all military units we have in the area are being brought to assist the South African campaign.
But we wish for everyone to Know this is a great step in maintaining friendship in the far east, Truly we are simply returning the area back to its rightful rulers, ect. ect. you get the drill.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yes, Britain is handing Hong Kong back to china, partly because all military units we have in the area are being brought to assist the South African campaign.
But we wish for everyone to Know this is a great step in maintaining friendship in the far east, Truly we are simply returning the area back to its rightful rulers, ect. ect. you get the drill.

Smart move. :wink:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

:sweatdrop::sweatdrop:
Silence Pizza guy! I cant look like the loser in this!

[Askthepizzaguy]

:sweatdrop::sweatdrop:
Silence Pizza guy! I cant look like the loser in this!

Hardly. Hong Kong under British rule was unsustainable given the objectives of Great Britain. Making friends with the Chinese is also a good move. Both just and strategically wise. I'm just applauding your decision because I think it was a brilliant one.

There's never any shame in a good move.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

just wait till the Czechs get here. They will find SOME way to make it into a bad move. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Beefy187]

We're backing off :sweatdrop:

Just gonna take a while, for reasons stated in the past already.

Its not gonna be *snap finger* *woosh!* and suddenly Afghanistan is left to the militants and you hear loud whooping and gun fire, as well as people screaming. :dizzy2:

I :bow: to the wise leader of USSR.

[Askthepizzaguy]

just wait till the Czechs get here. They will find SOME way to make it into a bad move. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

I'll refrain from commenting on what the Czechs consider wise strategy, and let them deal with their own issues in their own way.

[Death is yonder]

We demand that a coherent timetable be drawn up regarding the situation in Afghanistan.

Okay?

Current Status, Phase 3, July 3rd 1980?

Plans are to maintain our hold on the Afghan land to deny the militants a strong hold in cities that would surely result in disastrous urban fighting, as well as to maintain a firm presence so as to not encourage the citizens to believe that the short term benefit of joining militancy outweighs the benefit of peaceful coexistence.

Also, due to the supposed heating up of militancy as can be seen, forces will be vigilant, patrolling areas more, but attempting not to use force against targets particularly in civilian areas unless entirely necessary.

Phase 4, October 4th 1980?

With luck, the militancy will be over, but I hardly think that Russia will get off so easily.

If the former is true, begin slowly withdrawing troops in spurts of 5-10 battalions a phase.

Phase 5, January 5th 1981?

Hopefully, militancy will be over by now, and Russia will begin moving out battalions quicker with other forces, and keeping only a token peacekeeping force.

Phase 6, April 6th 1981?

At worse estimates (without foreign aid), militants will be crushed [Yes, we WILL use force] and then we will begin reconstructing infrastructure and public facilities.

At the best optimistic estimate, all Russian forces will pull out by latest July/August 1981, but since this is an optimistic target, we are projecting the probable actual one to be either late or ending 1981.

Unfortunately, if foreign aid or Russian incompetency (by virtue of die) get in the way of success, this may have to be extended further.

:bow:



ahhh now I understand, and yes you have an excellent point. But it is not just I who have sat back and allowed this to happen. We have all allowed the South Africans to continue their reign of terror. And now we are finally ending it.

Russia I am sorry if it was not you, but my PM specified that South africa could not have afforded the equipment they had on them. And this attack on Rhodesia is not historical, so someone put them up to it.


Yes, Britain is handing Hong Kong back to china, partly because all military units we have in the area are being brought to assist the South African campaign.
But we wish for everyone to Know this is a great step in maintaining friendship in the far east, Truly we are simply returning the area back to its rightful rulers, ect. ect. you get the drill.


The South Africans are pretty poor, but Russia is not the only country who could have done this you know...

Its not historical certainly, but take it from a certain viewpoint.

Its not as if when you sell your weapons to France or something (historically) as an example, you get to dictate how they utilize it.

Just saying that whoever supported this country might not necessarily have supported their wars.

Just some token advice to the British diplomat not to get over paranoid.


I :bow: to the wise leader of USSR.

We normally do not extend this form of courtesy to Nato members, but for you, we'll make an exception.

:bow:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

You speak wise words Russia, I thank you. Perhaps it is just the south Africans. I do assume this means you have no problems with Britain's Invasion of South africa? Unlike some nation I will not go to war without at least knowing how the rest of the UN feels about it. :yes:

[Death is yonder]

A bit close to Somalia though, its as if you are planning a preemptive of an invasion :laugh4:

We will remain neutral on the subject of Britain's planned invasion of South Africa, and inquire if it is due to the abundant natural resources, particularly minerals not uncommon in Africa... :smash:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Its actually going in the opposite direction of Somalia :clown:

But Britain is not so naive as to say that South Africa's resources will not be extremely helpful. But we truly wish for vengeance for the border villages that were attacked. We are going to overthrow the Apartheid's, a regime that has needed to go down for far to long. Whether or not resources play a part, we are going to save the South African people and bring their nation up from the dirt.

[Death is yonder]

Its sure nearer to Somalia than Britain is, that's what we're saying :smash:


We are going to overthrow the Apartheid's, a regime that has needed to go down for far to long. Whether or not resources play a part, we are going to save the South African people and bring their nation up from the dirt.

*whistles at the irony*

:clown:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

:inquisitive: I dont get it?
I am trying to be honest here. Just remember we are not the ones who opened hostility. THAT was the South Africans

[Death is yonder]

I was whistling at the irony in relation to the diplomatic situation in Afghanistan as seen in approximately page 11+ :clown:

[TheFlax]

We generally associate observers with spies.

You suggest that we transfer Russian control to Pakistani control?

Really, there is but a slight difference. Foreign occupation to local occupation, its still occupation and that's why there is dissent.


We believe Pakistan's statement was misconstrued. There is no plan at the moment for the Pakistani armed forces to enter Afghan territory, but as the Soviet Union should know, the borders of Afghanistan are quite permeable. What Pakistan proposes is to set up its armed forces on its side of the border to prevent further militants from joining the fight and using Pakistan as a base to strike into Afghanistan. What we request in return is the possibility to send observers to reassure our population, who very much desires a free Afghanistan, that the Soviet Union is indeed withdrawing.

[Beskar]

Iran can aid the diplomatic process of Russia and Pakistan, as a non-aligned country, if it is desired.

[Death is yonder]

We very much appreciate the Pakistani's offer for help, but we believe that we will be able to handle this matter on our own and that the presence of the Pakistani troops as well as Russian troops would only enrage the people into supposing that you have "betrayed them", furthering the cause of the militants.

Russia has made a mistake, and Russia will bear the sole burden.

That is the last we will say of the matter.

You have asked for a schedule, and I have presented it.

When we withdraw entirely, you may indeed send observers to make sure none are left, but take care that it is when we withdraw entirely... we would hate to accidentally shoot someone that is not a militant

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Yes Afghanistan is quite the train wreck. Britain has no comment on the matter, as we surely have nothing riding on it.

Does the UN security council have anything to say on the matter of south africa?


Beskar....don't leave.....:sweatdrop:(I want them to attack you next:bounce:)

I am losing......damn NPC's....I would think most nations are going to have a problem with any kind of expansion.......:juggle2: I only attacked Syria and a Anti-MEC is now killing me....:whip:

Thats what you get when you randomly attack NPC's with no reason to it! :laugh4:



OOC:
Well, I believe I will be leaving my nation in capable hands with AtPG. I have told him about most of my plans, and if any nation which is friends with me requires his help he should oblige. It is going to be a nightmare not knowing how my little invasion of South africa goes, but I will get over it. :tongue:

[Caius]

What Russia sent was not spies, but a message.

A message? What's the message? "Surrender now or we will?" If you are so interested in giving us a message, why don't you make it public or private via Diplomats?

What do you say about those guns, bombs and spying equipment?


Who is Nikolai Stalinov?

*whistles*

This is hardly an atrocity compared to attempting to meltdown a nuclear plant.

What Russia sent was not spies, but a message.

We will meet failure for failure, and success for success.
Nikolai Stalinov is, if you don't know English or didn't want to hear what I said, the president of an organization that covered Soviet operations in America.

So... Which is our success?


When we withdraw entirely, you may indeed send observers to make sure none are left, but take care that it is when we withdraw entirely... we would hate to accidentally shoot someone that is not a militant
Warning: Russian Rethorical Speech detected.

[Centurion1]

*sigh* all of you bicker like small girls.

China is not sure if historically it is a member of the security council yet or not, but it votes in the affirmative that it supports Britain's invasion of South Africa. We will even send troop if you so desire. 9and no not just because they gave us hong kong)

AND WHERE IS ROADKILL, canada has not said anything so far

[Beefy187]

*sigh* all of you bicker like small girls.

China is not sure if historically it is a member of the security council yet or not, but it votes in the affirmative that it supports Britain's invasion of South Africa. We will even send troop if you so desire. 9and no not just because they gave us hong kong)

AND WHERE IS ROADKILL, canada has not said anything so far

Canada is here, he just can't be seen by those without a faith

[TheFlax]

China is indeed member of the Security Council since 1971.

[Centurion1]

Then i vote in the affirmative and support this lawful invasion of south africa (poor boers they shouldnt start what they cant finish)

Beefy are you serious that he is here or are you joking?

[Beefy187]

Then i vote in the affirmative and support this lawful invasion of south africa (poor boers they shouldnt start what they cant finish)

Beefy are you serious that he is here or are you joking?

I can see Leprechauns!! :clown:

No I haven't seen RK for a while. I suppose that means, his here but he havn't spoken yet.

[Death is yonder]

Just to let you know, RK was last on 27th June at approximately 3am GMT.

And his last post was on 11th June.

I think he's still having his exams or something :bow:

[Zim]

In the interest of keeping the thread moving, India throws some vague insults in the direction of Pakistan.

[ULC]

Czechoslovakia thinks he knows this joke - it has something to do with Hamster and Elderberries, yes?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

and a Herring, I think there is a herring somewhere in there.

[Ignoramus]

OOC: So am I going to get a PM, or is it too late?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

( I think Greyblades will get around to it. But he has not even finished the round actions yet. I would give him a bit more time. )

[Greyblades]

Eh I can barely remember what everyone did, if you didnt get your results PM me and Ignoramus gimmie a minute and I'll do it soon bu no promises that I'll finish before tomorrow.
Day 3 July 1st 1980

[Death is yonder]

After much deliberation, Russia has come to the conclusion that we will not support the idea of British invasion of South Africa.

We feel that this invasion would hardly be beneficial for many.

Furthermore, we believe that the attacks on Britain and Japanese ships came from NPC nations, as Greyblades has expressed a desire to escalate NPC action, probably to make things less dull, if not we could just steamroll NPCs with enough force.

[pevergreen]

The unrest has been quelled, the peace loving Prime Minister of Germany is secure in his placement, the loyalist faction has not been heard of. Nothing happened in Germany this turn.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

After much deliberation, Russia has come to the conclusion that we will not support the idea of British invasion of South Africa.

We feel that this invasion would hardly be beneficial for many.

Furthermore, we believe that the attacks on Britain and Japanese ships came from NPC nations, as Greyblades has expressed a desire to escalate NPC action, probably to make things less dull, if not we could just steamroll NPCs with enough force.

and what Russia, do you believe to be appropriate action to take on south africa for the assault on Innocent civilians that they undertook? Know that Britain will not stand to allow the Apartheid rule to remain. If this means you are willing to go in yourself and free the nation and then leave, then all the better for you.

I am not sure what you mean by the many? Do you perhaps mean the many people of south africa, who have lived under the oppressive rule of the Apartheid's for far to long? Or do you perhaps mean that it will not be beneficial to you?

[Death is yonder]

and what Russia, do you believe to be appropriate action to take on south africa for the assault on Innocent civilians that they undertook? Know that Britain will not stand to allow the Apartheid rule to remain. If this means you are willing to go in yourself and free the nation and then leave, then all the better for you.

Since we have extra troops and munitions, Russia volunteers to go on a peacekeeping mission.

If that is the United Nation's will.

@Britain, we simply felt that it was entirely possible that the "South African" Group was a rebel faction, we merely wanted you to consider the scopes of the possibilities as well..

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

They are wearing South African army uniforms my friend. I am done with this talk of peace keeping missions, The apartheid's have been allowed a free pass on this diplomatic stage. There segregation and racism has been allowed to live on for far to long. The Czechs have an excellent point, we have let them go on for far to long. All of us, Pardon me if I am incorrect, but equality is a very large part of communist belief is it not?

No, This is going to end now. unless the south African government unconditionally surrenders and allows the south African people to create there own government IMMEDIATELY we will be launching our invasion.

We are taking a stand, for too long has britain just handed over its colonies to the dogs and allowed others to destroy them. for TOO long has the British empire been nipped and chewed away at. (Like and early version of the Falkland wars this)

[Death is yonder]

In the huge black market of South Africa, where crime rate is so prominent and military and police forces are thin stretched to maintain order, uniforms would hardly be missed amongst the dead.


Pardon me if I am incorrect, but equality is a very large part of communist belief is it not?

In an adaptation of George Orwell in Animal Farm, "In Mother Russia, some people are more equal than others."



No, This is going to end now. unless the south African government unconditionally surrenders and allows the south African people to create there own government IMMEDIATELY we will be launching our invasion.

You seem pretty twitchy to invade them, drop the humanitarian reasons, whats the thing you want your hands on, eh Britain?

Edit: Besides, how are they going to unconditionally surrender as an NPC. They are hardly going to be cowed be you.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

(read the whole stand thing. I am just acting how britain did when Argentina attacked the Falklands. Britain had been slowly declining for the past few decades, and they were sick of it. when the Argentinians tried to push them around they pushed back, and threatened to nuke them. Britain is done just rolling over and getting its belly scratched. )

(and I take the whole not going to be cowed by you as an insult..... :tongue:, jerk.)

[Death is yonder]

Russia still feels that Britain should not be hasty.

It asked for United Nations opinion and it has hardly received a quarter of them and gears up for invasion.

If an invasion is imperative, then at the very least send a United Nations peacekeeping force.

If nations world wide could just ignore it as what you are attempting to do, then the UN will just turn into another League of Nations epic fail joke.

Edit: @Your edit. I'm a jerk? :cry:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

(sorry about the whole rushing thing, but I kind of want to get this out of the way before I leave..... USA already supports my move, and I am not sure who we are waiting on..... I really want this dealt with before Sunday...... :sweatdrop::sweatdrop:)

edit:(dont mock britain, we do not take very kindly to it.:whip:, I have more then enough power to cow a little backwater country like South africa, and dont you forget it! ):whip:

Edtedit: look more eastern European whips!

[Death is yonder]

If the USA supports your move, especially out of thread, it shows planning and an ulterior motive, if you will excuse me.

You asked for what the United Nations thinks, and then you receive approval privately.

You asked for the United Nation's opinion, that is practically everyone playing.

You have barely even received the opinion of 5, much less the approval of 3.

We aren't mocking you :yes: :smash:

Edit: Besides, I think ATPG will be more than competent at handling your affairs, no need to worry so much :sweatdrop:

After all, aren't you giving him your plans or something?

[Greyblades]

Well thats... interesting... It seems that SA is not as such backwater as I might have expected.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yes SA is the only country with any power that is sub Saharan around this time. I am expecting a tough fight, But I believe the fact that I am savior for most of their common soldiers should cause issues for SA. (and I still think Botswana and Namibia should help out. plus, once SA's government gets cut off they should fall apart.)


and Russia, I always have a open channel of Com with USA open where we share intel. I was not sure if he was paying attention in the thread so I asked him via PM. I asked the UN security council, which has 5 major members I think. Me, USA, China, Russia, and someone else. Frankly most of the UN has absolutely nothing riding on this, I appreciate their opinions, but if I was asking the UN's approval I would be asking hundreds of NPC's as well, (and as I said, I really dont want to have to revise my orders, I dont have the time.) I could leave it for AtPG, but I kind of want to do this one thing for myself.

[Death is yonder]

You forgot your own ally France, poor BA, neglected :smash:

*shrug*

[Beskar]

The Organisation known to various intelligence agencies for signing the temporary MECCA agreement, for plans on forming the "Middle-Eastern Coalition".

The "Middle-Eastern Coalition" was a plan to bring unity to a troubled region, a hot spot of various forces conducting a shadow war within the nation, causing the death and destruction of the Islamic people. In the early phases of the organisation, riots within Iraq were put down by oppressive government actions and suspected use of chemical weapons. Instead of waiting for this issue to be put forward to NATO, Iran, with interests of the Iraqi people mobilised it's troops and unfortunately, had its hand pushed into war by Saddam Hussein.

During this situation, Turkey expressed interest of invasion Syria to the other signees of the MECCA treaty, both Iran and Pakistan expressed disapproval of these actions with Iran promoting diplomacy with the nation and other nations within the region, applying for their membership and support. Turkey, against the wishes of the other nations, went into full-scale war with Syria, of which we didn't approve (Iraq situation was approved). Our other agendas, was seeking a free independent Afghanistan, which Pakistan volunteered to lead and the also a peaceful resolution to Kashmir which we were to support Pakistan with.

Turkey went ahead with the operation against Syria, with no support or backing by those signing the MECCA agreement. This ended up causing an all-out war within and between the Middle East, something the MEC was strongly against, as such, actions had to be made to suspend Turkey. With the situation brewing, and the large discredit brought upon those who have signed the MECCA treaty, bringing down shameful doubts and slurs about the actions of both Iran and Pakistan.

As such, Iran and Pakistan are formerly "tearing the treaty", abandoning the proposed MEC in attempts to restore the deserved credibility individually to the nations involved. MEC will now be dissolved into nothing, a relic of the past.

Iran will continue to peruse peaceful co-operation with its neighbours.

[Death is yonder]

Well... that's...interesting.

:bump:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

You forgot your own ally France, poor BA, neglected :smash:

*shrug*

I am actually not sure if the fifth nation on the UN security council is France. But if it is I dont know what we should do, he has not been online for a few days.....

Technically I have 3/5's of the security councils approval for my invasion. I do not want to go forward on this invasion without everyone on the UN security council's approval. However I am not sure I understand the reason you disapprove?


(so whiteyes is crazy and jumped the gun? I can't say I am surprised...... well, I hope he has fun fighting EVERYONE around him, he is sure not going to be staging any campaigns for a while.
but we all learned a important lesson from this. Attacking NPC's for no reason=Bad idea :tongue: )

[Death is yonder]

I dis-approve simply of wanton violence.

Wanton violence is not met with wanton violence.

Of course, Russia would also like to use South African ports for trade. Trade makes the world go round and SA is in a very convenient position for our port companies to invest in.

Although this may be of dubious quality if said trade is not represented to us by updates, eh Greyblades? :clown::smash::smash:


but we all learned a important lesson from this. Attacking NPC's for no reason=Bad idea

Edit: Your reason is totally unrelated.


The southern African nation only recently emerged from Civil War, and the new government has yet to respond to the violence.



If at all, this suggests that it was done by rebels.

And it was Zimbabwe who was attacked, not the British or even their interests, its just sounding like a pretext for war.

*CDF Forging Casus Beli for 200 gold pieces :smash:*

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: You realize the irony in that dont you?

Well, I am a big fan of wanton violence when it is also saving an entire group of people is in there as well. You can still have you trade in South africa if you want. It will simply be in a state loosely administrated by the queen. I am preforming a humanitarian act along with getting vengeance for the crown, frankly to me this seems a win win situation for everyone.

edit:
(hey I at least have a reason! I did not get all gun ho about it and just make random DOW)
AtPG must have messed up the writeup, cause I was the one who got a feedback PM saying I was attacked in South Rhodesia. There is no country called Southern Zimbabwe.... there never has been......

[Greyblades]

@D.I.Y. Hmm? I kinda threw out everything in the economy system other than the trade goods for gameplay purposes.

[Death is yonder]

Currently I'm just a bit confused that you talk of revenge but South Africa has not aggravated you.

Its as if (from my viewpoint) that you are just flexing your muscles to show that Britain is not weak, similar to the Falkland Islands situation. Pardon me if this is wrong, but this is really what I am inferring.

@Greyblades, oh you did? Okay, that solves quite a few issues.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

seriously I am not sure why the writeup says that, There is no Southern Zimbabwe....
I got a feedback PM of the attack, I am not sure why AtPG thought it was Southern Zimbabwe.....

[Greyblades]

It meants the southern part of zimbabwe.

[Death is yonder]

Campaign of terror in Zimbabwe

30 armed men wearing South African military uniforms marched through the streets of several villages, burning down buildings and forcing people out of their homes. The men wielded AK-47s and fired into the crowds; it is still unknown how many civilians are dead, but southern Zimbabwe is in chaos, especially in the province of Masvingo, but also near Gwanda. The southern African nation only recently emerged from Civil War, and the new government has yet to respond to the violence.

Probably just the Southern Part of Zimbabwe, which just so happens to be the north of SA.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwe

Its HIGHLY probable that Greyblades just upped the militancy/rebel/terrorist scale, to make the game more interesting.

It wouldn't do to just have NPC nations sit there ripe for picking.

[Zim]

OOC: The U.S.A., England, France, China and Russia are permanant members with veto power.


I am actually not sure if the fifth nation on the UN security council is France. But if it is I dont know what we should do, he has not been online for a few days.....

[Beskar]

@D.I.Y. Hmm? I kinda threw out everything in the economy system other than the trade goods for gameplay purposes.

So all trades represent resources only then, and when do we get an update on our current statistics?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

guys, Zimbabwe is the new name for South rhodeisa...... at this point it is still southern rhodesia.......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Rhodesia

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: ohh the irony......

[Death is yonder]

Your just happy cause its a former British colony.

Casus Beli +100

-0 Stability from DOW.

:no::no::no:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I already knew it was a British colony, It is shaded my color on the map. I am serious, I though that AtPG saying it was Zimbabwe was a mix up. I am not kidding here........
My declaration of war is completely valid, you just dont want me to do anything!! :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Death is yonder]

Oh, I see.

Completely forgot about that :clown:

Was particularly focusing on the European theater of the map.

Fine, Russia gives in.

Avenge your colony or whatever.:egypt:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

........ Jerk......... :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:


do you really think I am that un important.... you are going to make me cry.......:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

[Greyblades]

So all trades represent resources only then, and when do we get an update on our current statistics?

Uh no the trade good as in the thing on your role PM with the bonus for whoever you give it to.

[Death is yonder]

So what's new? :dancing:

:coffeenews::coffeenews::coffeenews:

:creep:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

............Jerk...........


also Greyblades, what kind of country was South Africa's army exactly? we are not talking first world are we? I mean are they just the upper reaches of third world nations? I really should not have to much of a problem taking them out with the plan I have.....

[Beskar]

Iran would like Britain to provide all information related to South Africa. Also, Iran would like to request Britain to watch itself through his past imperialism, especially in that region and hopes that Britain stays true to it's word.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I hope you do not mean PM's, I had to dump them all for when I go away so that it does not fill up............
but what are you asking exactly I may still be able to help. ( why couldn't you have asked yesterday? I wasn't battening down the hatches for my trip then..........)

Britain will remain true to what it has said. South africa will become a colony of britain much like Canada and Australia. We will continue to send money down to the south Africans to get them back on their feet, and our invasion plan will be swift and decisive. Hopefully not being bogged down at Messina.

They will create their own constitution and government, and elect their own president.
(dear lord am I getting hectic. I do not want to leave here until I have everything set for this phase....... This game is addicting......., Ahh well some fresh air should help out. even if the food I am going to make will probably suck.....)

(I am soooo tired right now..... but you are keeping me up darn it! can we finish this up in the next ten minutes so I can get a decent amount of sleep?)

[Death is yonder]

https://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1592/yourcourage.jpg

Our thanks Britain.

And yes, we are jerks :2thumbsup: :smash::clown:

[Greyblades]

............Jerk...........


also Greyblades, what kind of country was South Africa's army exactly? we are not talking first world are we? I mean are they just the upper reaches of third world nations? I really should not have to much of a problem taking them out with the plan I have.....

In reality? I dunno. But in game their tech is Comparable to 1960's USA and their army is good at defending cities after being on a permenant supression duty for the last decade or so.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I do not know what that is, but I like it!

(edit: OK, then things should work out fine...... as long as my orders are followed.)

[Beskar]

Info: Canada and Australia are not colonies. They are part of the Commonwealth of Nations. Britain exercises no power over them.

[Death is yonder]

I do not know what that is, but I like it!

(edit: OK, then things should work out fine...... as long as my orders are followed.)

We're suggesting we are going to freeload off you. Its a win win situation! Except Russia wins more! :smash:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

OOC: I meant back when they were loosely administrated by Britain. they severed most ties by now, but before they had a sweet gig. what I am trying to say but am to tired to find words for it is that I will..... I dont even know how to describe it.... I am too tired. I will let them have a lot more freedom then the Apartheid's and they will have their own president and constitution, I am handing them a sweet deal, along with the billions I am going to send to help rebuild the nation.



We're suggesting we are going to freeload off you. Its a win win situation! Except Russia wins more! :smash:

..... jerk........

[Death is yonder]

They better not have this president, or Russia will invade simply to get rid of this nonsense economic policies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Mugabe

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yes I think we would all prefer he is never president, bbbbuuuutttt I don't have a say in the matter it is all the people of South africa.

[Caius]

In an adaptation of George Orwell in Animal Farm, "In Mother Russia, some people are more equal than others."

Britain, I think its time to withdraw your diplomat from Soviet Russia. Seriously, this is an insult.

It is funny how Soviet Russia blames Britain and their colonies of Imperialism, when they have their own colonies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Soviet_Socialist_Republic).

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yes it is, but I am too tired to care. I have gotten used to the Warsaw nations insults. :yes: :whip:, plus once you get past that they aren't all bad........ :laugh4:

[Death is yonder]

America this game has only engaged in criticizing our policies.

Our words are warped and then shoved back into our mouths, and we frankly care not for what America thinks any longer.

We have already stated to conduct civil business with your Nato compatriots but we will treat you like the thing that we flick off the soles of our shoes when we go home.

Edit: Huh, almost as if you are scared that Britain is becoming friendly with me and quitting Nato. What an outrageous implication! :clown:

[ULC]

Yes, Amerikaner, try to cow your allies.

Czechoslovakia prefers honey, to Amerikaner vinegar.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

still hate the Czechs though........ and America is still my buddy. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[ULC]

still hate the Czechs though........ and America is still my buddy. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Czechoslovakia knows this, and is happy, for Britain is to keep friends close, and enemies closer.

Thus, Czechoslovakia is really close to Britain :2thumbsup:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

this is another fetish isn't it? :inquisitive: :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
'night gents! I am off to sleep

[Death is yonder]

Russia is so big, we are close to everyone! :skull:

:clown::smash:


this is another fetish isn't it? :inquisitive: :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

:bump: :bump:

You Western Europeans and your fertile imaginations... :juggle2::juggle2:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

so do we have any other international issues to talk about???? :laugh4:

[Death is yonder]

No?

Nothing much is happening now :cry:

Lets declare war! Woohoo! World War III!

:bling::bling: :smash::smash::smash:

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Beefy187]

No?

Nothing much is happening now :cry:

Lets declare war! Woohoo! World War III!

:bling::bling: :smash::smash::smash:

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

:inquisitive:

That is a joke that we cannot tolerate...

Besides, have you forgot that USSR and America is holding nukes in each others throats?

[Death is yonder]

We aren't actually able to fire them so you know :bow:

Defcon 1 clearly restricts all of us, you could say our in game character gets Wrath Of Greyblades when we launch nukes without authorization....

Unless the situation has clearly changed?? :devil:

But in all seriousness, it would be a shame if the game played out to the historical circumstance of the cold war, would be slightly a bore.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Russia I know you are trigger happy, but I am sure even you know a Nuclear war is in no ones best interests.

[Death is yonder]

We're just a leetle bored in this situation, so we derive joy from taunting you and fooling around.

Role Playing if you will :smash:

Of course we have heard of MAD, or Mutually Assured Destruction.

We simply find it amusing to see you sweat. :clown: :laugh4::laugh4:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

........ Jerks........

[Death is yonder]

We find it highly amusing that the British diplomat is unable to articulate anything more coherent than the word "jerk" as well as declarations of war and criticism. :clown:

Although due to your continual repetition of the word, we are wondering if you are attempting to sell beef jerky to us. We humbly deny the offer, Russia is completely self sufficient... unlike some Nato members... :smash:

[Caius]

Russians have no choice but to accept the truth told by our nation, their declarations of war bring panic, because people are scared. Want war? Look for someone else.

[Centurion1]

Ah the rest of the world has moved forward, why cant Russia and Caius. it not like you have to role-play, cant we all be friendsssss (definetly not typical chinese)

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

We find it highly amusing that the British diplomat is unable to articulate anything more coherent than the word "jerk" as well as declarations of war and criticism. :clown:

Although due to your continual repetition of the word, we are wondering if you are attempting to sell beef jerky to us. We humbly deny the offer, Russia is completely self sufficient... unlike some Nato members... :smash:


I am perfectly able to form coherent words my fine red friend, I just feel that the Word Jerk finely sums up my positioning on your vulgar and insulting behavior towards my nation. Your attacks have been to try and draw me out, and I have refused to be goaded, and shall remain as such.


(OOC: I prefer having the USA and Russia be this way. They should in all honesty be the two extremes of the spectrum. )

[Greyblades]

Hmm lets see, we have a player wanting to join and another player who's been inactive all this time... I'm giving Roadkill a prod and if he doesnt turn up by tommorrow Ignoramus can take Canada.

[Centurion1]

Bravo sir, i believe you are making an amazing decision.

DIY, i have to admit you are playing the paranoid red very well
Caius you are playing the absentminded American equally as well

[Greyblades]

Subtle.

[Centurion1]

I try, I try.

So did Khann go inactive as well. Is Indonesia a npc now?

[Greyblades]

Khaan had to drop out and I dont think anyone else wanted that country so its NPC now.

[Centurion1]

If i were you i would be excited. (one less nation to accept orders from :laugh4:)

[White_eyes:D]

Technically I have 3/5's of the security councils approval for my invasion. I do not want to go forward on this invasion without everyone on the UN security council's approval. However I am not sure I understand the reason you disapprove?


(so whiteyes is crazy and jumped the gun? I can't say I am surprised...... well, I hope he has fun fighting EVERYONE around him, he is sure not going to be staging any campaigns for a while.
but we all learned a important lesson from this. Attacking NPC's for no reason=Bad idea :tongue: )

I disapprove of your invading South Africa:clown:....and it's not because I fear you well be bogged down by the NPC's and unable to help... Beskar and TheFlax disappoint me......:beam: but I already am pretty boned....:laugh4: so I won't push it....:sweatdrop:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Whiteyes if The other nations manage to push you back to your own borders and keep attacking I will send some help for you. But only to help you keep your current borders. Frankly I think that your little escapade in Syria was a huge mistake, and you are paying for it. :bow: I will help out if you ask for it, but I will not help you keep your gains off Syria.

[White_eyes:D]

I am not letting go of Syria....:whip: I had to declare war for it.....now I must keep going to the bitter end and at whatever cost:devil:.....(:Insert Sell my soul comment:)

[Beskar]

Yeah, because of you, you got me into a right diplomatic mess, even after we said "Don't invade Syria". However, on the other note, I really didn't expect Greyblades to be so harsh with the NPCs. I thought they would be easy mode, with different ways of getting them to join your side, and the battles, etc happen between players, rather than with NPC.

On that note, I would like to see far more NPC actions then, to make things easier/fairer to the human players.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Turkye you say that now, but when your armies are dead and the Egyptians are knocking on your doors I am sure things will look different :laugh4:


OOC: personally I think that the NPC action has been great! This is the Cold war. Nations that try and conquer other nations should have a hard time doing it. Every nation is scared for WW3, and any nation with any Territorial ambition is viewed with suspicion.

[Beefy187]

OOC: personally I think that the NPC action has been great! This is the Cold war. Nations that try and conquer other nations should have a hard time doing it. Every nation is scared for WW3, and any nation with any Territorial ambition is viewed with suspicion.

When Britain said the following, many thoughts went around in Japans head.


The world should know that Germany and Japan weren't the only baddy baddys... If invasion is bad, look what peoples are doing :yes:

Now look what Japans been doing.

And this is the right moment to say "we were wrong Japan. Your a great bloke. Your personality, peacelovingness, and sense of humour is abnormal."

Now go back and get infected by our animes, mangas and games. Play those pokemons, roll around in a room full of dragonball comics. Droll at those gundams like you were born to droll.

However, from his face without an expression, no one was able to tell what he was thinking. Few noticed the slight twitch on the left cheek of the Japanese diplomat. When those few stared at Japans face, he stood up and said.

"Please excuse me. May I ask where the water closet is?"

Japanese diplomat spent the next 5 minuets in the toilet.. Smiling as he dipped him self in wild fantasy.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

OOC: :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Yes Japan, you have been a good little boy. Keep up the Anime and I am sure that the USA will be totally fixated on your products by the 90's.

(I was kind of surprised when I heard you were rebuilding other Eastern nations. Very nice of you! I plan on doing the same in africa.)

[Death is yonder]

Russians have no choice but to accept the truth told by our nation, their declarations of war bring panic, because people are scared. Want war? Look for someone else.

Ooh! A challenge! Russia loves challenges.. :wiseguy:

*ahem* Attention people of the United States of America, we offer car, land, and burgers, if you will join the Russia cause. Support the Communist Party! A burger per vote, you know you want to :square:


Ah the rest of the world has moved forward, why cant Russia and Caius. it not like you have to role-play, cant we all be friendsssss (definetly not typical chinese)

你要这个"Role Play",就要讲华语.

:clown::clown::smash::smash:


I am perfectly able to form coherent words my fine red friend, I just feel that the Word Jerk finely sums up my positioning on your vulgar and insulting behavior towards my nation. Your attacks have been to try and draw me out, and I have refused to be goaded, and shall remain as such.

We'll see.



Turkye you say that now, but when your armies are dead and the Egyptians are knocking on your doors I am sure things will look different :laugh4:


OOC: personally I think that the NPC action has been great! This is the Cold war. Nations that try and conquer other nations should have a hard time doing it. Every nation is scared for WW3, and any nation with any Territorial ambition is viewed with suspicion.


Russia agrees completely, because that means we will be the biggest country FOREVER!
*insert forever echo*

[White_eyes:D]

Turkey's Leadership resigns(me):bow: (It might be interesting that the NPC's are tough....but it sucks in my opinion....:furious3: I can't really win in the long run.....so I quit:shrug: Since, defeat=bored:whip:)

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Turkey, I mean you haven't lost...... You have had a minor set back which you are completely capable of coming back from if you were smart....... This is not just some kind of regular War game, it is first and foremost one of Espionage and Logistics, with war playing a close second. You made a mistake in the early game, but I am sure you have learned from your mistake. Hell, The game is More fun if you are not winning all the time, cause it makes you actually think and consider your next moves. If you really wanted to win this war and keep syria then you could rally some support from some of the Less scrupulous nations, although you might have to pay them for there services. Personally I think just quitting when the going gets even a bit tough is a bit weak......... :shrug: Not to sound like a jerk or anything.

[Askthepizzaguy]

:laugh4:

No comment.

[ULC]

Czechoslovakia is happy to announce that Hungary has decided to join in union with it, and papers are already in place for Poland to join the Union.

Now, the Warsaw pact may pool it's resources more efficiently.

[Death is yonder]

:bump:

Turkey, please don't leave. :thumbsdown:

In all honesty, a little set back is nothing to be annoyed about. Granted, Russia as a superpower won't receive many set backs, but set backs that do happen are huge and have a great effect, and frankly are very annoying, because much effort went into them.:sweatdrop:

Just stick around, this game was really suited to have many players and really, less players doesn't really do it any justice. :shame:

@ATPG, that is because of the similarity to the Noble Sons II game? :dizzy2:

Edit:
Czechoslovakia is happy to announce that Hungary has decided to join in union with it, and papers are already in place for Poland to join the Union.

Now, the Warsaw pact may pool it's resources more efficiently.

Awesome! Sometimes, NPC playability so to speak is good, but you need to hit the situation correctly..

[White_eyes:D]

It's pointless....The host wants me to play another Nation....(That should spell how bad I was defeated....should I tell you my numbers vs. theirs? I don't have a prayer....:laugh4:)

I hate hiding my true nature....(ask Beefy...It made his Noble Sons game fun:bounce: but in the end I was going to lose no matter what......:laugh4:) I hate coming up with reasons to attack someone....:furious3: might as well say "It's in the interest of World Peace" maybe then It would be "Justified" Somehow....:laugh4: (I believe no war is justified, no matter what reasons are given:bow:)

[ULC]

Czechoslovakia would be happy to see Turkey go! Then Czechoslovakia can instate puppet government in Turkey, and rename it to Chicken, and we will call the people Chicks, and Czechoslovakia knows that westerns find chicks "hot", so thus Czechoslovakia gain new revenue to improve Eastern Bloc revenue from tourism!

Everybody win! But Czechoslovakai win more!

[White_eyes:D]

Czechoslovakia would be happy to see Turkey go! Then Czechoslovakia can instate puppet government in Turkey, and rename it to Chicken, and we will call the people Chicks, and Czechoslovakia knows that westerns find chicks "hot", so thus Czechoslovakia gain new revenue to improve Eastern Bloc revenue from tourism!

Everybody win! But Czechoslovakai win more!

And NATO loses out only because it couldn't even help me secretly....:laugh4:

[Death is yonder]

Czechoslovakia would be happy to see Turkey go! Then Czechoslovakia can instate puppet government in Turkey, and rename it to Chicken, and we will call the people Chicks, and Czechoslovakia knows that westerns find chicks "hot", so thus Czechoslovakia gain new revenue to improve Eastern Bloc revenue from tourism!

Everybody win! But Czechoslovakai win more!

....

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:


It's pointless....The host wants me to play another Nation....(That should spell how bad I was defeated....should I tell you my numbers vs. theirs? I don't have a prayer....)

I hate hiding my true nature....(ask Beefy...It made his Noble Sons game fun but in the end I was going to lose no matter what......) I hate coming up with reasons to attack someone.... might as well say "It's in the interest of World Peace" maybe then It would be "Justified" Somehow.... (I believe no war is justified, no matter what reasons are given)

Set backs in war are natural, it would be folly for any of us to be declaring war so early. If at all, I think most, if not all of us, are making preparations, gearing up, secret backroom deals.

This was historically the cold war, nothing happened but a lot of threats and political bickering, nothing is going to change, at least for a while.

:bow:

[Beefy187]

It's pointless....The host wants me to play another Nation....(That should spell how bad I was defeated....should I tell you my numbers vs. theirs? I don't have a prayer....:laugh4:)

I hate hiding my true nature....(ask Beefy...It made his Noble Sons game fun:bounce: but in the end I was going to lose no matter what......:laugh4:) I hate coming up with reasons to attack someone....:furious3: might as well say "It's in the interest of World Peace" maybe then It would be "Justified" Somehow....:laugh4: (I believe no war is justified, no matter what reasons are given:bow:)

You should've picked a war mongering country :smash:

Eg NewZealand

[White_eyes:D]

Well...I am Sorry DIY but I don't excel at Politics in the 1980's:shrug: and I lost....unless 5 vs. 27 is "good odds"?? :laugh4: I guess I should break it down...:juggle2:

1st turn<----Attacked Syria and beat them badly:smash:
They only had two of there army's left...:beam:

2nd turn<----Egypt and the Saudis arrive....I get beaten badly...:shame:
They had about 42 armies in total....:sweatdrop: two from Syria....and I lost mostly because I "decided" to split my army up....but I didn't think they were going to get there that fast(What happened to all that sand?? and what about other nations? would they have given them Military access??:inquisitive:)....I lost that half and Barely fought their advance off:whip:

[Askthepizzaguy]

if those countries are still NPC's, you might have asked for NATO assistance. There aren't many countries who can single handedly conquer a bunch of stuff unless they get really lucky. We Brits are interested in the Israel situation, but we don't have close relations with too many NPC's.

[Greyblades]

5 vs 27? It's only 2 and a bit vs 1.

[Death is yonder]

I was in the opinion that at the very most, 3-1 for offense vs defense ratio was still a pretty good odds for the defender.

[White_eyes:D]

I was the one on Offense....:brood:

[Death is yonder]

As in now... the odds you are facing, you are obviously forced to go on the defensive now aren't you? :inquisitive:

[White_eyes:D]

No, not really....I am not playing.....no biggie:juggle2:

I get sick of Politic's.....real easy:beam:

[Beefy187]

I think its about time to send Jieitai to Turkey

[Beskar]

Is that like a samurai mech?

[Death is yonder]

Are you planning on invading him!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Ground_Self-Defense_Force

I don't see the "self defense" element... :laugh4::laugh4:

Edit: Rikujō Jieitai if its not clear enough, or 陸上自衛隊

[Beskar]

Japan is going to have thanks giving.

[Beefy187]

I'm going to load them on a bunch of choppers and start shooting on the land between Turkey and MEC forces.

Then I'll make them say "Turkey is our friend, and Middle Eastern people are also our friend. Please don't fight"

Soon as they start throwing away their guns, we'll march into Turkey to change their leader and Japan will apologize to the Middle Eastern people along with the new Turkish leader.

We'll pay what ever amount of money Middle East alliance demands, if Turkey doesn't have enough.

Both Middle East and Turkey will love us even more

Japanese Diplomat Fukuda, congratulated his inner personality, Commander Beefy.

"Excellent plan beefy" Fukuda whispered to him self, and waited Beefy to take over.

"My thank you Fukuda. I'm surprised you understand military"

"Ofcause I do Beefy.. I used to be in the Jieitai."

Fukuda realized that his been in the toilet more then 10 minutes and rushed out.

[Beskar]

I'm going to load them on a bunch of choppers and start shooting on the land between Turkey and MEC forces.

Then I'll make them say "Turkey is our friend, and Middle Eastern people are also our friend. Please don't fight"

Soon as they start throwing away their guns, we'll march into Turkey to change their leader and Japan will apologize to the Middle Eastern people along with the new Turkish leader.

We'll pay what ever amount of money Middle East alliance demands, if Turkey doesn't have enough.

Both Middle East and Turkey will love us even more


Slight problem, there are no MEC forces as the MEC doesn't exist. What you are fighting are members of the Arab League, aka Egypt, Syria, Saudi Arabia.

[Death is yonder]

Russia is concerned that the NPC turkey will now be overrun by superior armies attacking them, now that their military leaders and President has resigned :sweatdrop:

We are wondering what will happen if angry Muslims overrun their country with vengeance, we suspect human rights will be violated in retaliation for unprovoked attacks.

Order must be restored! *bangs fist on table*

Russia will not stand for disorder and dissent on our borders!

This is an outrage!

Troops will be placed on the border, anybody attempting to enter will be shot faster than we can say "papers?"

[A Very Super Market]

Somalia announces Turkey reconciled, as it appears that the quarrel only began due to the Turkish leader's boorish tendencies. They have resumed to attacking fishermen.

[Beefy187]

Slight problem, there are no MEC forces as the MEC doesn't exist. What you are fighting are members of the Arab League, aka Egypt, Syria, Saudi Arabia.

What?? So battlefield 2 lied?!
Blasphemy!!

Wait!! I see your ways Iran... I see your cunning tactics, your traps...
You almost got me.. You almost did, and if I didn't realize that this was a trap, then my teddy bear would've died...

Lets get this out there. Japan isn't fighting anyone. Just merely trying to help, and construct/maintain peace.

You almost made me handout the reason to attack my country for free. I want to charge dollar twenty at least!

[Centurion1]

China realizes after this that Turkey is a wimp. so what you dont get all of syria, boo-hoo, they still havent even touched your borders. And just put your men of defense. And hey i never got an invitation to help you out, trust me i got plenty of battalions to throw around. *sniffs* am i not good enough to help

[White_eyes:D]

China realizes after this that Turkey is a wimp. so what you dont get all of syria, boo-hoo, they still havent even touched your borders. And just put your men of defense. And hey i never got an invitation to help you out, trust me i got plenty of battalions to throw around. *sniffs* am i not good enough to help

I told you guys how bad it was.....but nobody cares.....:shame: (How could you, have helped?? everyone would have seen Chinese units in my army....:laugh4:) Anyway, I was going to lose Syria whether I liked it or not:shrug:.....Greyblades made that much clear:sweatdrop: (Why, he wanted me to play another Nation....:juggle2:)

[Greyblades]

Uh actually I only asked if you wanted to play another nation, besides you only lost ten armies so far.

[White_eyes:D]

That's half my armies....:brood:

[Greyblades]

What? The role PM I saved on my PC got says you had fifty originally.

[Centurion1]

So what half your armies? That still gives you what 10 more, psh plenty to defend, plus you haven't even reached your own borders, geez your still in syria for gods sake. At least i think so (have you posted a new map greyblades?)

[Greyblades]

https://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6821/day3d.jpg

[Centurion1]

Thank you greyblades

White eyes seriously just give it a shot, otherwise i recommend he be given.... djibouti

Oh and has anyone else been noticing that the Czechs are just gobbling up territory. On very thin pretexts if i say so myself. Russia take heed, there is a fox among the chickens

[Beskar]

You missed YLC from the map.. does he actually own Hungary? or is he just saying it?

Scratch that, I will help deal with the whole map, in recolouring.

Edit: Doing the whole map in a similar style, but completely different. I am colouring the nations in the colour of their flags. Here is the preview in various progress.
https://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6431/coldwarcrisis.jpg

[Captain Blackadder]

Sorry that I havent being on for a few days but I am moving house and my only acsses to a comp is at uni so my time will be eractic until I move back so it should only be another week or so.

[A Very Super Market]

Beskar forgot me! Oh, woe is me!

*Sobs

[Greyblades]

You missed YLC from the map.. does he actually own Hungary? or is he just saying it?

Scratch that, I will help deal with the whole map, in recolouring.

Edit: Doing the whole map in a similar style, but completely different. I am colouring the nations in the colour of their flags. Here is the preview in various progress.
https://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6431/coldwarcrisis.jpg

You forgot the names too.

[Beskar]

Hah, I was going to add you. I need an update on YLC though, haven't got a clue about his territorial claims.

[A Very Super Market]

Man, we really need a Balkan nation, to be rowdy, and some more South American countries.

[Beskar]

Hey Grey, didn't see that you responded. Names aren't really needed, we know who and where everyone is and it has the nation flags. The names can be added though easily if needed.

[pevergreen]

My ideal map:

Clearer territory borders, helps us with bad geography.
Player chooses colour within reason, so no light bue and white next to each other etc.
Names.

Thats it really.

I'll take on any countries that we may need, I'll roleplay like I am my Germany too!

[Csargo]

If I may ask when are orders due?

[Greyblades]

Um... a day ago :sweatdrop:
I'm setting the turns end to be in about 5 hours.

[Centurion1]

Um beskar, you didn't color in south africa...... (wrong country mate)

[Beskar]

South Africa wasn't part of the British empire at this time. In Africa, Britain only had the two I coloured (checked it out)

Also, Ichigo is here, so I will add him now, I thought he quit. :p

[A Very Super Market]

Those two are his allied African nations. South Africa isn't part of his faction.

[Centurion1]

I dont think botswana was a territory of britain in the 1970's and 80's. Im not 100% sure though.... And greyblades didnt originally mark it as being british.

[Beskar]

Alright, here is the updated full map and the full map with grid lines of other nations.

https://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6431/coldwarcrisis.jpg

https://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3739/coldwarcrisisgrid.jpg

[Greyblades]

Its not exactly easy on the eye. I think I'll stay with my own maps, thanks.

[Centurion1]

Aye, i think it will just be simpler if the host does the maps.

Oh and it looks like the turn almost over, you got my orders, right greyblades?

[Greyblades]

Yes I did.
Turn's now over, I'm going to play a round of ETW and then get to the results.
Oh and ATPG? Dont. Post. The. Writeups. Early.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You could always write em yourself... :wink:

But I'll try to remembers.