Cold war Crisis. [Concluded]

[Zim]

And Britain is in the NAP now with ten. :beam:


What? China has tech 7.

[Greyblades]

Can you realy see britain being able to make enough arms and tanks to supply china within a decade?

[Zim]

Doubtful but I was just repeating a rule that I had recalled being stated earlier in the thread. It wouldn't be the strangest thing to happen thus far in the game as far as realism.

Honestly, I'm just happy to have gotten my tech to something approaching reasonable thanks to trade. I don't care about reaching ten tech at the moment. :yes:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

frankly we have enough bonus's as is. Perhaps I can choose 2 nations to get the increased tech level, but both have to be smaller than me?

[pevergreen]

I see no mention of anywhere in the rules that my actions should mysteriously 'fail'.

[Greyblades]

Ugh I realy need a break.

[pevergreen]

:laugh4:

Take one, its the internet.

[Greyblades]

I keep trying to pull myself away but you lot keep asking more questions!

[pevergreen]

Its a big game, it happens. Especially since its not mafia.

'tis a lot of work eh.

[Beskar]

You shouldn't automatically state that his president would be killed by the CIA. Afterall, it is up to Caius to decide whether or not he wants to assassinate. You never know, Caius might not care at all if West Germany attacks France. It is up to him to decide.

Same with your talk about Israel. It is up to Caius to decide whether or not he will support them in a war. No point making it a player game, if you are automatically assuming it will follow Cold War Style exactly as many of the actions are not historical.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Is West Germany seriously attacking France? :wall::wall:

[Beskar]

No, they tried the Netherlands though, apparently. But yeah, it should be up to the nations involved to decide, not for it to just be automatic.

[Greyblades]

I realy dont see what is so hard to take in the NPC's wont attack Israel because the point of israel's defensive alliance is to get the USA involved and as far as they are concerned its not worth the risk.

[Beskar]

I realy dont see what is so hard to take in the NPC's wont attack Israel because the point of israel's defensive alliance is to get the USA involved and its not worth the risk.

You are talking about the same people who burnt down embassies because a Danish cartoonist put in a backwater paper Mohammad in a Bomb Turban. Now their holiest of sites just got blown up, and they don't do anything? It makes absolutely no sense. The Muslim populace would be so foaming at the mouth, they would go straight for Israel and see the nation torched to the ground, regardless of the USA.

[Greyblades]

...Theyre allready in a war with china do you realy think they are stupid enough to so something that will most likely result in the USA attacking them too?

[Beskar]

...Theyre allready in a war with china do you realy think they are stupid enough to so something that will most likely result in the USA attacking them too?

They would call for a ceasefire, saying there is a greater enemies. Muslims should not be fighting against eachother at this time, when their entire faith is at stake. They would declare a jihad against Israel and go straight for them and if America can actually attempt to save Israel, which is really cannot do, without having to glass the entire Middle East.

[pevergreen]

No, they tried the Netherlands though, apparently. But yeah, it should be up to the nations involved to decide, not for it to just be automatic.

And the roll for the attack was so terrible the army flopped upon itself, killed my ruler, installed a peace loving one and did nothing for the next turn.

Edit: No, I'm not attacking France.

[Greyblades]

Beskar, the USA is their biggest customer.

[Beskar]

You said economy doesn't account for anything any more in game, except for trade resources. I think a Holy War won't be prevented just because some nation on the other side of the planet is their ally. The mass of armies you gave everyone would completely overrun the nation before America even got online and that is if America would do anything.

Seriously, go and ask anyone. "If the holiest Muslim site in the world, got bombed by Israel, would the Middle East be too scared of the USA to do anything?"

[Greyblades]

Just because you dont have to think about your bottom lines doesnt mean the locals dont.

[Zim]

It's not that unusual that the governments are reluctant to go to war with Israel when they're already in a major war. I think by this point the government of Egypt had already pretty much given up on taking Israel out (given how bad prior attempts had gone). Most of the anti-Israel those governments put out by then was rhetoric.

I would expect major unrest and anti-U.S., anti Israel demonstrations, though, and maybe problems for those countries from the people and religious leaders, since they're ignoring the descecration of one of their holiest sites to wage a war in defense of an unpopular country mostly populated by a different religious sect.

I would just wait and see what the next turn and writeup holds.

On a side note I can't recall from when the war between those countries and Turkey first started. Turkey is a U.S. ally and member of NATO. Did NATO wash their hands of them when they invaded Syria? In real life I'd expect more NATO intervention in the case of an attack on Turkey than on Israel (in fact Israel was attacked and foreign countries didn't send troops to help, if I recall correctly), especially during the Cold War when Turkey was so important as a missile base.

[Greyblades]

Look I am realy finding it hard to care at this point. They're allready at war the dont want to fight two superpowers at a time when the only evidence is finger pointing. End. Of.

[Zim]

I'll take that as a "No, there won't be any consequences" and "Yes, NATO had refused to help Turkey on the grounds they were the aggressors". :laugh4:

Is the limit for for this turn's orders in about two days or so? No hurry on the answer as I'm taking a break from the thread (Maybe everyone should...). At least I am until we get back to some IC posts. :clown:

[Centurion1]

Everyone calm down. Sheesh, if the host in control of all npc say don't invade the israelis than they wont. Stop arguing with the man before he forgets and we all can't play. Pevergreen, have a tantrum in a pm. every time he has forgotten something for me i send a pm to remind him and then voila it gets done. no reason to rant you angry German psychopath. Beskar just drop it before he mysteriously rolls heavily against us in Iraq.

And if anyone should be mad its ME. Because of everyone whining that you adopt your allies tech, THE ENTIRE GLOBE KNOWS MY TECH LEVEL. :furious3::wall::furious3::wall::furious3::wall:

Oh and on the map Bhutan is Chinese now beskar.

[White_eyes:D]

Turkey has substantial armed forces - the 2nd largest in NATO - and have a large number of reservists - over 700,000 for the army alone - it can call on.

No wonder why I still have tons of troops left:eyebrows:

[Zim]

In case anyone missed it.

Also, I quote remember you complaining about how few armies you had left after being invaded, White_eyes:D ~;)


On a more IC note India would like to denounce the Turk's obvious deception in bombing Pakistan. They also find it curious that news outlets did not record Pakistan's declaration on Kashmir instead characterizing it as their unilaterally declaring independence. Obviously western countries and their media do not care what happens in Asia...

We fully support our ally Iran in their defensive war.

[White_eyes:D]

Well I was losing the war badly....:sweatdrop:
How was I to know it was just too overwhelming for the second most deadly NATO member?..:laugh4:


Any way's I thought about it and I need to drop out of the game this time...I know, you all heard it before. I didn't leave that time....but this time I am starting to post stuff I don't mean and I don't like leaving the Gameroom in a bad mood..:shame:

So have fun and thanks:bow:

[Khazaar]

I presume even tough I didn´t call for an invasion my orders got ignored as well? Got no feedback so far...

[Death is yonder]

...... RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!


I ask you immediately stop supplying the IRA, they are a band of idiotic terrorists and if you do not cease and desist I will be forced to take Covert action.

Maybe you should start considering why Russia would be there, when the bodies were obvious shot by Russian weapons, yet somehow affiliated with the Russian government. You people keep screaming frame! In the middle east, so anything Russia says is false. Anything bad happens that involves Russians is completely Russia's fault, because things are obviously very superficial :laugh4:


They were apparently shot to death by Russian weapons. So what were they doing near Ireland? Sources inside the British government suggest that these men are suspected to have ties to Communist Russia

The keyword, SUSPECTED, not confirmed. Anyone can frame Russia, its just too easy to pass off the blame :bow:

Trust me, when Russia finds out who you are, your country is going to burn to the ground in a few phases. :skull:


Severed head left on Russian government doorstep

In a particularly bizarre turn of events, a Russian military official's remains were found today on the steps of an unnamed government agency building in Moscow. Specifically, the remains were the severed head of the individual. The remains appeared to have been brutalized, and a Czechoslovakian flag was protruding from the gaping eye socket, with a note pinned to the base. The note, written in psychotic handwriting, warned all Russians to be careful who they trust. The Kremlin could not be reached for comment, and the state-run media has refused to acknowledge the story.

Evidently, people like lots of frames, perhaps they should buy window frames? Russian dead military official eh? So there we have it, people somewhere in this world, prancing around dancing with Russia's troop army strengths. Enjoy your dismay, information is so sweet.




...And Bhutan Invaded
In response to the dethorning of the bhutanise king the chinese liberation army earlier this week started the quickest invasion in history as chinese troops invaded and subdued bhutan's army in 3 hours. Due to the millitary coup the army of bhutan had been clustered around the capital there was only one battle before the millitary was completely crushed and the puppet king put back in power.

I'll like to insert 1 word inside :grin:



Well this is going well, allmost all of Nato is absent and Warsaw has only got one active member. Its a little depressing.


Yes, its rather depressing... :shame:

I would have thought that Warsaw would have been more active, but it seems like they either just gave up, or are practicing the noblest of mafia traditions, lurking.


On the topic of the recent diplomatic events, Russia will only like to say that, with all these fighting on our border, we will shoot anybody who attempts to cross it. We don't care if crossing our border allows you to flank the enemy, any armed troop from another country, will either seek permission from Russia, or be shot like dogs, yes, seriously. :stare:

Also, Russia is rather, bemused, that Turkey would have tried to invade us if they got more backing.

Edit: We are considering invading Turkey's borders, burn down the people in the border with us, bomb their ports and amenities to oblivion, leave their country in ruins, and walk back to Russia. We are not amused by the threat.



You are talking about the same people who burnt down embassies because a Danish cartoonist put in a backwater paper Mohammad in a Bomb Turban. Now their holiest of sites just got blown up, and they don't do anything? It makes absolutely no sense. The Muslim populace would be so foaming at the mouth, they would go straight for Israel and see the nation torched to the ground, regardless of the USA.

Well, I pretty much agree with this statement. Whilst understandable if the country in question would not be directly declaring war, I wouldn't be very surprised if the populace rose up in riots and terrorist groups targetting America and Israel.

[Centurion1]

Once again i say who cares. this is an alternative universe. Maybe Muslim radicals are more reasonable here. Now shush before we lose the entire game.

White eyes this is a 20 YEAR game. 3 turns is like 6 months

[Greyblades]

More like 9 months.

[Death is yonder]

Obviously, Greyblades was joking, he's not that bad where he would purposely be bias against you... I personally find this new historically modified version of the Cold War period to be more engaging.


And if anyone should be mad its ME. Because of everyone whining that you adopt your allies tech, THE ENTIRE GLOBE KNOWS MY TECH LEVEL.

Oh and on the map Bhutan is Chinese now beskar.

Tech Level? The tech level should hardly affect the way they think, as Stalin said, Quantity is a Quality of its own, and I'm in the opinion that China probably has as much men as us.

You know the bolded line? I do :yes:

Blunt, Frank, you may think Russia is ignorant, but you are wrong.

[Centurion1]

Oh and on the map Bhutan is Chinese now beskar.

Okkkkkkkkkk, i am happy you can read????????

We have both quantity and quality.

[Death is yonder]

China obviously doesn't understand the concise subtle meaning behind my English...

*ahem*

我在说你正确的原应就是因为你要他们的国家。

Clear enough China? :clown::smash:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Russia, what am I supposed to expect? if you did not do it then why the heck are there commies in Ireland?

[Death is yonder]

Because Communism isn't something exclusive to Russia.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

........ Touche. You know what I meant though.

[Death is yonder]

Simply put, you people scream frame left right center in the Middle East, anything to do with Islam somehow ignites a whole spark of accusations and flurries, and nobody knows who did it.

When Russia is "supposedly involved", the answer is mysteriously so clear, that even if someone framed us, you would question why Russia had attempted to do something.

Espionage is not exclusive to Russia :smash::clown:

Now if you will excuse me... :sleep::sleeping:

[Greyblades]

*sigh* Maybe I do need a break from this. I'm going to keep doing this untill I get the next oppertunity to do the owain lawgoch game and then I'll put this on hold until it ends. Hopefully running a simple small mafia game wont be as stressfull as this 1000+ post juggernaut.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Sounds fine to me, This game must be extremely stressful...... :sweatdrop:

[Greyblades]

The worst part is the frantic searching through PM's when I realise I've missed somethi ...Wait when did you become an assistant mod?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

WotB..... He needed some help and I said yes, then he came back and I pretty much do nothing but keep History in order. :sweatdrop: I help out when I can.

[pevergreen]

I'll take over if you want. You can play as West Germany, or someone else. :laugh4:

[Caius]

I'm still playing, just in case.

Just ran out of jokes about the Warshame Pact and Comrades. Gotta need Russian reversals.

[Beskar]

I think the rules were not developed enough and the system of working things out. These plus other factors which seemed to heavily penalise the players caused some complaints, the workload, etc, which obviously doesn't make the game that much fun for Greyblades. In a sense, this is like E:TW, lots of potential.

[Caius]

I wish to propose something. I exchange you, Death is Yonder, our countries. You would rule the US, I would rule the Soviet Union.

[Khazaar]

What? You don´t want to play the US? Too restricted by your democratic government, eh ^^...

[Beefy187]

China obviously doesn't understand the concise subtle meaning behind my English...

*ahem*

我在说你正确的原应就是因为你要他们的国家。

Clear enough China? :clown::smash:

正确的原应

Other then this part, I can still read Chinese :2thumbsup:
This game must be a night mare Greyblades. I had trouble managing
6-7 players in Noble Sons, your managing a few more.

[Death is yonder]

I wish to propose something. I exchange you, Death is Yonder, our countries. You would rule the US, I would rule the Soviet Union.

Well... NO.

You have less armies than me :clown:



正确的原应

Other then this part, I can still read Chinese :2thumbsup:
This game must be a night mare Greyblades. I had trouble managing
6-7 players in Noble Sons, your managing a few more.


If the host wants to take a break, I wouldn't mind. I have term tests in about a week or so :bow:

I'll try to keep my orders more simple :sweatdrop:

@Beefy, that would be, "real reason"

[Beefy187]

Well... NO.

You have less armies than me :clown:



If the host wants to take a break, I wouldn't mind. I have term tests in about a week or so :bow:

I'll try to keep my orders more simple :sweatdrop:

@Beefy, that would be, "real reason"

Then am I correct to translate to

"Right now, I am saying that the real reason is that you want other peoples country" ?

[pevergreen]

Well if this is going on hiatus, check out Tainted Heresy etc.

taka and myself have had it in the works for a while.

[Greyblades]

I'm not on break yet. I'll keep this up until my other game comes up to the top of the small games list.

[Death is yonder]

Then am I correct to translate to

"Right now, I am saying that the real reason is that you want other peoples country" ?

Pretty much, I was commenting with a bemused expression about how blunt and direct his statement telling Beskar that Bhutan is his now...

China is too frank and undiplomatic, and thus, predictable! :clown:

Japan on the other hand, hides behind the sneaky smile :smile:

You never know when he is really pleased, or when he is just putting on a show! :smile:

[Beefy187]

Pretty much, I was commenting with a bemused expression about how blunt and direct his statement telling Beskar that Bhutan is his now...

China is too frank and undiplomatic, and thus, predictable! :clown:

Japan on the other hand, hides behind the sneaky smile :smile:

You never know when he is really pleased, or when he is just putting on a show! :smile:

I'm pleased when everyone else is pleased and happy. Simple as that :clown:

[Centurion1]

You don't even know what is really going on behind the works. Oh and when that was written the Chinese premier had just returned from a four-hour football practice and was a little peeved and pumped with adrenaline.

Im sad that this game is going to die. because even though we say we will return to it, we probably won't. Truly unfortunate. Greyblades put forth a valiant effort but i believe anyone short of god wouldn't have enough time for this game.

I am sort of relieved it is on hiatus though. i had football two a days coming up

[Greyblades]

Its not going to die yet unless you lot are going to leave.

[Caius]

Its not going to die yet unless you lot are going to leave.
Some left by inactiveness.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am still here! :beam:

[Death is yonder]

Same.


Its not going to die yet unless you lot are going to leave.

Most of the "important people" are still here :smash:

[Zim]

I'm still here.

[A Very Super Market]

Somalia here, just saying... Somalia's here..

[Beefy187]

Japans around.

If that matters :sweatdrop:

[Khazaar]

East Germany is zere tooo

[Beskar]

Iran is currently in middle of world war 3.

[Greyblades]

You generally need at least one superpower on each side to count as WW3.

[Beskar]

China and USSR? :p

[Centurion1]

I'm still here and i would like to keep it that way and avoid any sort of world war

[Greyblades]

China and USSR? :p

The USSR is attacking china?

[Beskar]

no, they threatened to attack Turkey.

[Greyblades]

So in a sense they're on the same side. No, it doesnt count as a world war.

[slashandburn]

I can replace someone if you need me too. :beam:

[Greyblades]

I think I'll take you up on your offer slash. I'm going to give blackadder a day, if he doesnt turn up I'll give you his country(france).

[Caius]

Here I am, here I stand, let them come to me!
2 cents to whom can figure out that.

[Greyblades]

I hope that doesnt happen to this game too.

[Centurion1]

So are we still on or not?

Oh and Greyblades maybe you should make some new changes to streamline your process.

[Greyblades]

Well I was getting bored with playing old pc games.
Blackadder is replaced by slashandburn I'm going to send him the role PM, I would hope that Caius and Drizzt help him get ajusted. The turn ends at 18:00 tommorrow GMT so get any remaining orders in by then.

[Centurion1]

Ha, Britain is now a member of NAP. However, he is more than welcome to keep up friendships with other nations as long as they do not impede the NAP

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I will get France up to speed. We know nothing. you are now up to speed! :beam: (Nahh, I will send you a PM in a while.)

Guess who is going away for another week? Me, We are going to NYC on wensday, we get back friday, and am going who knows were else after that..... :tongue: I am sure NAP will be able to sub my orders honestly and safely right? :inquisitive: RIGHT! :laugh4:

[slashandburn]

we are willing to trade with all ze othur cuntries of ze world at zis time. :yes:

[Caius]

The Us is interested to trade with France. Let the conversation begins!

[slashandburn]

how do i do that?

[Caius]

how do i do that?
PM me.

[Centurion1]

China would love to open up diplomatic talks with our new friend france. (PM ME)

[Beskar]

Also, Iran does too.

PS: Stay away from NATO, they are reliable as a rubber chicken.

[Centurion1]

Beskar, Beskar, Beskar. Stop trying to convert all the new players to the single greatest alliance on earth *nap*. Plus with france a member of nato we keep the "balance" between east and west with ourselves as conveniently neutral........

[slashandburn]

what is the NAP? also who is part of it. :dizzy2:

[Greyblades]

I'm starting to doubt that I should be letting founding members leave NATO.

[slashandburn]

If no one is playing them can i switch to U.S.A.?

[Greyblades]

Thats Caius' country.

[pevergreen]

Caius is.

edit: thats what i get for not refreshing a page for nearly an hour then replying...

[Death is yonder]

Russia would like to remind our French Diplomat about the folly of insulting us, and actually meaning it ~:pimp:

:clown:

[Centurion1]

America is Caius
Russia is Death is Yonder
Greatest Nation on earth (china)- Centurion1
Japan- Beefy187
Britain- Cultured Drizzit Fan
Canada- Roadkill
Czechs- YLC
West Germans- Pevergreen
East Germans- Khaazar
Somalia- A Very Super Market
Iran- beskar
Pakistan- The Flax
India- Zim
Brazil- ignoramus

hope that helps slashandburn

[Death is yonder]

America is Caius
Russia is Death is Yonder
Greatest Nation on earth (china)- Centurion1
Japan- Beefy187
Britain- Cultured Drizzit Fan
Canada- Roadkill
Czechs- YLC
West Germans- Pevergreen
East Germans- Khaazar
Somalia- A Very Super Market
Iran- beskar
Pakistan- The Flax
India- Zim
Brazil- ignoramus

hope that helps slashandburn

Fortunately, Russia is already expanding to the rest of the Universe...

:devilish:

Bye China! You can have the Earth, meanwhile, we'll conquer the rest of the galaxy! :smash:

[Centurion1]

touche sir

[Askthepizzaguy]

So.... is this game still moving? I haven't done a write-up in ages.

[Greyblades]

Theres still one hour till the deadline.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Well, guess what, the Hotel we are staying at in NYC has free Wi-Fi, so I will still be around.

Better go say hi to France now.....

[Greyblades]

Turns over. If you'll excuse me I have three hundred PM's to sift through.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

:sweatdrop: good luck.

[Caius]

Gah...

[slashandburn]

I would like to discuss a trade agreement with the Russians.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Do I have all the results yet? You mentioned I had some more coming, Greyblades...

[Death is yonder]

I would like to discuss a trade agreement with the Russians.

Okay, we would like, your french wine, your french fries, your french women, and lastly but not least, your french land.

We offer in exchange military forces.

Would you like to agree? :clown:

Its a highly beneficial deal, although for who I don't know yet, ~:pimp:

[Beefy187]

Okay, we would like, your french wine, your french fries, your french women, and lastly but not least, your french land.

We offer in exchange military forces.

Would you like to agree? :clown:

Its a highly beneficial deal, although for who I don't know yet, ~:pimp:

You have Vodka, Russian food, Russian women, and Ukraine.

Why do you have to be so greedy? :smash:

[Death is yonder]

Bu-Bu-But... THEY WANTED TO TRADE!!

:bigcry:

[Beefy187]

Bu-Bu-But... THEY WANTED TO TRADE!!

:bigcry:

Only thing you lack is warm places and sense of humour :laugh4:

Otherwise, Russia is teh place.

[pevergreen]

I'll take ukraine.

Ukraine - The country of choice in Red Alert.

[Death is yonder]

Sorry, are you declaring war?

If you are, please file an application to the Nuclear "Testing" Department.

Your request will be processed ASAP as dictated under Section 9, Page 3490, Verse 4, Paragraph 2 for such... opportunities. :egypt:




Only thing you lack is warm places and sense of humour

Pah! The only thing that true Russians need to keep warm is lots of alcohol! :beam:

As for humor... we'll laugh while standing over your bullet-ridden corpse :2thumbsup:

[Beefy187]

Sorry, are you declaring war?

If you are, please file an application to the Nuclear "Testing" Department.

Your request will be processed ASAP as dictated under Section 9, Page 3490, Verse 4, Paragraph 2 for such... opportunities. :egypt:



Pah! The only thing that true Russians need to keep warm is lots of alcohol! :beam:

As for humor... we'll laugh while standing over your bullet-ridden corpse :2thumbsup:

Eek.

Your joke isn't improving. Its still as scary as Stalin saying "Come join us in Moscow" :sweatdrop:

[Death is yonder]

Come and join us for dinner Mr Beefy...

It'll be a very tantalizing experience...

:smile:

[Centurion1]

:furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3:
I forgot to write up my orders.

[Greyblades]

Do I have all the results yet? You mentioned I had some more coming, Greyblades...

Yes you do, I was going to send the rest yesterday but I wanted to try out the new fallout DLC and, well, long story short the next time I checked the clock it was 4 in the morning.

[Caius]

:furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3::furious3:
I forgot to write up my orders.
Failure.

[Centurion1]

Failure

Epic Failure
:laugh4::laugh4:

[slashandburn]

Sorry Russia we dont like people who believe because they have a few more nukes than others they rule the world. You don't, NATO does. :smash:

[Centurion1]

^ ohhhhhh, this is awkward.............. Actually my naive friend, the NAP does.


Oh and china is actively trading with France

[slashandburn]

How can a "non-aggression pact" rule the world?

[Centurion1]

We are a fifth wheel.... well more like a third wheel, with NATO and WARSAW originally there. Oh and we already took Britain away from you.......

[Greyblades]

I'm still not sure whether or not the British MP's would actually support something as drastic as leaving NATO. I think I said afew weeks ago that some countries have their limits on how many unpopular desicions they will be allowed to do before being hit by a rebellion (or just being voted out of office, depends on the government) and this is getting pretty close.

[A Very Super Market]

Perhaps they would at seeing the utter inneffectiveness of NATO at this moment? I mean, only two nations have actuallly done anything recently, and one of them is bound by constitution to only fight in defense.

[Greyblades]

Not realy, most Brits in the 80's liked NATO and didnt realy like China&co it didnt matter that NATO didnt do much because, hey, its the cold war. I think its pretty obvious that they would be negativly affected if their soldiers were sent to die in a war they didn't care about to help people they dont like.

[Centurion1]

Why i am i suddenly the face of the NAP. Plus everyone likes me, i am well.... me. Plus, should this really be played "historically", it should be the way the cold war would work if everyone was unworried about actually dying in a nuclear firestorm. I wish you had said something before we voted in Britain........ Plus why would all these Warsaw members (really satellites of Russia) be allowed to form their little German thingy. (also west Germany which is NATO........)

[Greyblades]

Little germany thing? Your the face of NAP because you're the superpower of the group.

[pevergreen]

Hmm? I've formed NOTHING.

I effectively havent sent orders in apart from turn 1.

[Greyblades]

If you want to send in an order for this turn do it now and I'll squeeze it in. As long as it isn't attacking an ally unprovoked anyway.

[Centurion1]

I am not in charge of the NAP, whatever people think. We make decisions based on intelligent discussion based on risk evaluation and collective security. I will admit that i am the "superpower" of the group though.

Ah the central European thingymabober. I don't care enough about it to learn about it. Maybe it is just the czechs and east germany


Oh you got my orders right. They were a few hours late, but it was only like two lines.

[Greyblades]

Yes I got your orders.

[slashandburn]

When will the write up appear?

[Greyblades]

When ATPG has finished doing the writeups.

[Centurion1]

Thank you greyblades.

The write up will appear soon. if you really want to know you should ask the pizza guy (pathetic how much i enjoyed typing that.......)

EDIT: Gah, every time i have a witty rebuttal to some reasonable question, greyblades has to post faster with some normal answer.........

[Askthepizzaguy]

The writeup is complete, has been sent to GB for approval.

[Greyblades]

I'm tired and have bound to have made mistakes or missed some parts out in the summary I sent to ATPG so feel free to point out anything I missed, but this is about what happened:

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ClipArt-Newspaper1.jpg



French forces decimate entire Somalian army

The Somalian army and naval forces were intercepted by a French fleet en route to an invasion, and were utterly surrounded by the superior fleet, outmanned as well as outgunned. All of the Somalian navy was sunk, and their entire standing army was sunk along with it. There were a few survivors, captured by the French, who were transferred to a military prison.

France invades defenseless Somalia

The French navy took position outside Mogadishu and French forces invaded the defenseless Somalian capital, and quickly swept through much of the territory, eliminating all remaining national guard forces with ease. The Main Somali Warlord has been exiled and the remaining leaders are likely to be forced into an unconditional surrender due to their lack of military forces.

South African nuclear weapons program uncovered by British engineers

The BBC reports that the nation of South Africa had been funding a clandestine nuclear weapons program for many years, and upon further digging, discovered that South Africa presently has 6 active nuclear weapons, with 6 presumably active nuclear weapons missing from an abandoned missile silo. The intelligence services are tracking these nukes, as they pose a very grave threat not only to Great Britain, but also the citizens of the world.

Hawk Party losing momentum in British Parliament, Prime Minister in serious trouble

British Prime Minister Cultured Drizzt is losing popularity at home. The people of Great Britain are tired of war, especially since the decision to leave the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. The wars in Africa and the loss of Hong Kong have also made PM Cultured Drizzt lose many of his fans. The majority of members of Parliament have overruled Drizzt's decision to wage war in the Middle East. With poll numbers slipping, Prime Minister Drizzt must do something to regain popularity with the British people, or else mister Drizzt will be thrown out of office in the next election. As a longtime fan of the culture of Drizzt, this reporter highly urges the Prime Minister to heed his warning, before he no longer governs his nation.

Violent clashes in the Middle East; Jihadis everywhere

Sunni and Shia factions all across the middle east are engaged in what appears to be the final, epic confrontation between the faithful. Muhammadeans everywhere are taking sides in this battle, and suicide bombings have risen over 3000% over last year just in this month alone. This destabilization of the Muslim world is having catastrophic consequences for all nations within striking distance. Civilians are urged not to travel to any of the nations currently at war in the Middle East, because many foreign nationals have unfortunately been caught in the bombings. A fuel supply raid by Iran was disrupted during the bombings, and was not successful.

Major NAP Offensive in Iraq pushes Arab Coalition back

The NAP, consisting of Persian, Indian and Chinese forces, successfully launched a major offensive which pushed back the Arab Coalition's front line deeper into Iraqi territory. However, the loss of Iranian and Indian forces was tremendous. More on this story as it develops.

Chinese forces on the move in Bhutan

Chinese forces took defensive positions in the newly occupied Bhutan, and additional waves of troops reportedly are on the way. The unrest in Bhutan waned due to the occupying army, and there were far fewer demonstrations calling for the return of the Dragon King. The local population is being encouraged to learn and speak Chinese, and swear loyalty to China.

https://img10.imageshack.us/img10/803/day6x.jpg
Day: 6

[Centurion1]

I would like everyone to notice that Chinese troops did not receive heavy casualties. This is even though we spearheaded the attack. I would like to point out to Russia that China does indeed posses both numbers and quality of arms.


France, you are in big trouble. Somalia is an active member of the NAP. Those troops were meant for official NAP usage. you will be removed from Somalia forcibly if you do not leave immediately. You have been warned.

I offer asylum to the somalian leader until he is returned to power. which he will be............

We put the dragon king back by the way. We are just maintaining peace while he gets his affairs straightened out.

[ULC]

Finally, Czechoslovakia is back!

[A Very Super Market]

What did I do to the French? *Sob...

[Askthepizzaguy]

technical difficulties... brb

[Greyblades]

Um... ATPG a word?

[Askthepizzaguy]

*sigh*

What did I do... send me a PM

[Greyblades]

Yeah sorry about that folks, small communication error on my part. The writeup should be correct as it is.

[Askthepizzaguy]

What did I do to the French? *Sob...

Now, are you literally sobbing or is that an acronym... :laugh4:

[A Very Super Market]

You tell me..... :clown: :bobby2:

[Ignoramus]

The government of Brazil wishes to discuss trade negotiations with interested parties.

[Death is yonder]

Russia offers our friendship, vodka, an assurance not to invade your country espionage wise, in exchange for coffee, and lots of love. :clown:


Sorry Russia we dont like people who believe because they have a few more nukes than others they rule the world. You don't, NATO does. :smash:

A FEW MORE NUKES??

Fact Recheck Time :whip::whip:



French forces decimate entire Somalian army

The Somalian army and naval forces were intercepted by a French fleet en route to an invasion, and were utterly surrounded by the superior fleet, outmanned as well as outgunned. All of the Somalian navy was sunk, and their entire standing army was sunk along with it. There were a few survivors, captured by the French, who were transferred to a military prison.

France invades defenseless Somalia

The French navy took position outside Mogadishu and French forces invaded the defenseless Somalian capital, and quickly swept through much of the territory, eliminating all remaining national guard forces with ease. The Main Somali Warlord has been exiled and the remaining leaders are likely to be forced into an unconditional surrender due to their lack of military forces.

Russia is outraged at the attack of Somalia, our close trading partner since DAY ONE. In light of the recent outrage of Russian interests in foreign trade, we are closing all diplomatic talks with France, and will declare outright war if you do not withdraw in this turn. Yes, outright war, the whole might of the Russian army will walk through Paris, and burn the place to the ground until you retreat from Somalia :stare:

Not an empty threat, not Russian humor, cold, hard, fact.

We even expect due compensation to be awarded to the Somalis, and we would hardly be surprised if they went to attack you the following turn.

FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!



South African nuclear weapons program uncovered by British engineers

The BBC reports that the nation of South Africa had been funding a clandestine nuclear weapons program for many years, and upon further digging, discovered that South Africa presently has 6 active nuclear weapons, with 6 presumably active nuclear weapons missing from an abandoned missile silo. The intelligence services are tracking these nukes, as they pose a very grave threat not only to Great Britain, but also the citizens of the world.

Missing Nukes!?

Not us, the information of South Africa's nuclear program is widely available on wikipedia :smash:

We already have enough nukes ~:pimp:



Hawk Party losing momentum in British Parliament, Prime Minister in serious trouble

British Prime Minister Cultured Drizzt is losing popularity at home. The people of Great Britain are tired of war, especially since the decision to leave the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. The wars in Africa and the loss of Hong Kong have also made PM Cultured Drizzt lose many of his fans. The majority of members of Parliament have overruled Drizzt's decision to wage war in the Middle East. With poll numbers slipping, Prime Minister Drizzt must do something to regain popularity with the British people, or else mister Drizzt will be thrown out of office in the next election. As a longtime fan of the culture of Drizzt, this reporter highly urges the Prime Minister to heed his warning, before he no longer governs his nation.

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:




Violent clashes in the Middle East; Jihadis everywhere

Sunni and Shia factions all across the middle east are engaged in what appears to be the final, epic confrontation between the faithful. Muhammadeans everywhere are taking sides in this battle, and suicide bombings have risen over 3000% over last year just in this month alone. This destabilization of the Muslim world is having catastrophic consequences for all nations within striking distance. Civilians are urged not to travel to any of the nations currently at war in the Middle East, because many foreign nationals have unfortunately been caught in the bombings. A fuel supply raid by Iran was disrupted during the bombings, and was not successful.

Russia will like to remind again all nations actively participating in any military conflicts in the Middle East, that any armed person that steps into our border will be instantly shot. This is an anti-militant precaution.




Chinese forces on the move in Bhutan

Chinese forces took defensive positions in the newly occupied Bhutan, and additional waves of troops reportedly are on the way. The unrest in Bhutan waned due to the occupying army, and there were far fewer demonstrations calling for the return of the Dragon King. The local population is being encouraged to learn and speak Chinese, and swear loyalty to China.

You know... this is awfully sounding like a propaganda campaign... quite akin to the Japanese World War II campaign called "Nippon Seishin", or 'The Japanese Spirit' :inquisitive:

No slight intended to our esteemed Japanese colleague :yes:

[Khazaar]

East Germany offers it´s hand in friendship towards the People of Brazil. We can help make your Nation safer and stronger. Trade between our nations would be a first step to lasting friendship...

[Ignoramus]

The government of Brazil welcomes offers of trade from Russia and East Germany.

(OOC: How do I organise trade agreements?)

[Death is yonder]

Previously it involved sending a pm to YLC, who was in charge of the financial and economic aspects of the game, as trade involved economic points, cultural exchange points, and big stuff.

But to simplify the stuff, Greyblades changed it primarily just to become... your nation's trade good, whatever it happens to be.

[Beefy187]

Japan wishes to trade with France and Brazil :bow:

[Centurion1]

China wishes for trade with Brazil.


Russia, don't worry your little head about france. We have made similar demands and we WILL see them followed through on.....or else. No one attacks the NAP and gets away with it.

Somalia don't worry you can shelter your main warlord in China until we give you back your country

Oh and we PUT THE DRAGON KING BACK ON THE THRONE WE ARE THERE FOR SECURITY. AND DO NOT COMPARE US TO WW2 JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SUFFERED THE MOST IN THAT LITTLE EXCHANGE. (have nothing against you now Japan)

[Death is yonder]

You, are intervening as your "alliance" dictates it.

I, am intervening on the part of a close trading partner, both to protect my economic interests, as well as due to our strong diplomatic friendship, both past and present.

[Centurion1]

well perhaps you would be interested in coming to an intervention policy.

[Death is yonder]

We're not going to have congress or whatever democrats use to decide their matters, and come together to have lots of tea and a pleasant debate.

We've presented our ultimatum to the French, up to them to either back down from the pressure, or be decimated.

[A Very Super Market]

France has not done the world a favour in least. What I see, is simply imperialism all over again.

Joining the NAP was the first step to Somalian unification, hoping to unite all Somalians in a global banner, with a national identity, rather than a group of squabbling warlords. Good job removing all semblance of governance from us. Where is your excuse? That you were trying to stop piracy, without attempting any amount of diplomatic overture with the government itself? Poppycock!

Was there a NATO conference about this? Public demand? Any sort of announcement? Is France still stuck in the 1800s, rampaging their way through what they view as "uncivilised", damn the consequences? They have not yet made any sensible appearance in the thread, and the first thing they do is to attack a nation without any provocation, wipe out it's national army (The only thing keeping the pirates in check, mind you), and setting back our government's progress by 20 years.

Good show, good show.

[Greyblades]

I think that most of NATO would appreciate that there wont be any pirate raids on NATO shipping until france loses control of the coastline.

[A Very Super Market]

Yes, but invading someone entirely unannounced seems to spit in the face of proper diplomacy, doesn't it?

[Greyblades]

True but still, I can't realy see NATO condemming anyone who is knocking out the guy who has a history of attacking their shipping.

[Beskar]

Iran has an alternative solution to this crisis which could prevent France getting into a heavy war on many fronts.

France is to reinstate the rightful leader "A Very Super Market" reinforcing his position by giving him 20 battlions (not lending, full control under him), removing all other troops, and assist the rightful government of Somalia by providing economic stimulus and support, to build up the infrastructure of Somalia and respect its rights as a sovereign power.

[slashandburn]

How about this? I burn everything and leave, have a nice day.

[Beefy187]

Just read the most recent news.

China... Did you just invade Bhutan? :inquisitive:
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad BAAD China :smash:

I support the French invasion of Somalia. Somalia needs a stable government. Not a random cruel warlord doing short sighted actions.

[Greyblades]

Either everyone has forgotten their covert actions or I managed to get them all sorted before the writeup for once. Go me!:beam:

[Centurion1]

Ahm, France if you do not return Somalia to AVSM. I will personally beat the crap out of you.

Russia what i meant is maybe we could make a joint Somalian campaign.

Japan, i merely returned the throne to the Dragon king after a coup. i just want to maintain security at the moment.

[slashandburn]

He can have it I left

[slashandburn]

Also i wipe out pirates who have plagued nato for years and everyone gets all riled when china crushes bhutan and gets nothing more than a slap on the wrist from Japan. :thumbsdown:

[White_eyes:D]

I know....the NAP is so unrealistic, it is not even funny:laugh4:
Why Russia and China would be worried about Somalia, so much so that they would be not worried about World war three is beyond me...:dizzy2:

Greyblades, you should start making the NPC's more hostile to those in the NAP.....(If I was seeing both Russia and America avoiding war with the Huge alliance of NAP....I would not want to be taken over by them,So I think a lot of them would start declaring war:yes:)

[Greyblades]

What do you think the overdone buisness with the Anti MEC was about?

[Beskar]

Somalia is a player nation and 99% of the players in this game couldn't find Bhutan on a map. Case in point.

Also, Turkey, shush. If you wanted NP's stronger, you would get conquered by Palestine.

[White_eyes:D]

I dropped out of this...NAP is too overpowered....:shrug:
and a cowardly Russia that "talks big" is very uninteresting:beam:
Plus, USA is useless...which is kinda bad:sweatdrop:

[A Very Super Market]

ARAGHAG!!

You don't seem to understand that you randomnly set your armies to attack the regular army of Somalia, instead of the pirates, entirely unannounced. Who do the pirates target? They targeted Turkey, a Tourette's suffering embodiment of schizophrenic diplomacy, betraying allies, and apparently, your mentor in the art of abritrarily declaring war under vague circumstances. What I really see, is France trying to entice the NAP into a fight with NATO. A particularily wussy attempt at that, seeing how utterly transparent it is.

[Language please - GH]

[Death is yonder]

How about this? I burn everything and leave, have a nice day.

How about we burn Paris to the ground, and then leave instantly, with your city in ruins.




Also i wipe out pirates who have plagued nato for years and everyone gets all riled when china crushes bhutan and gets nothing more than a slap on the wrist from Japan. :thumbsdown:


You WIPED OUT the government, not the pirates. Its like invading Ireland and saying you were attacking the IRA... :whip::whip:

Or attacking some other country and claim they harbor terrorist. Furthermore,


Somalia is a player nation and 99% of the players in this game couldn't find Bhutan on a map. Case in point.

Also, Turkey, shush. If you wanted NP's stronger, you would get conquered by Palestine.

That about sums it up...



I dropped out of this...NAP is too overpowered....:shrug:
and a cowardly Russia that "talks big" is very uninteresting:beam:
Plus, USA is useless...which is kinda bad:sweatdrop:



Its meant to be the cold war... who said I was talking big? I fully intend to do something that I have proposed publicly, invade France, and ANY Nato member that stands in the way can burn too :bow:

We're not cowardly, its just not good diplomatic behavior to go around invading at will.

We're going to make France regretting our friend Somalia, who was practically an ally in all but contract.

[White_eyes:D]

Write an essay on your Invasion and then go and pat yourself on the back...you just declared war on NATO for invading Somalia...:inquisitive:

I could understand if he was in WARSAW....but otherwise I just am confused as to why you would care??:clown:

(If AVSM wants revenge, I would just change country's and back stab France:beam:)

AVSM could hardly do anything as them anyway..:shrug:

[pevergreen]

You WIPED OUT the government, not the pirates. Its like invading Ireland and saying you were attacking the IRA... :whip::whip:

Padraic wouldn't be happy.

Poor Wee Thomas...

[Beefy187]

Ahm, France if you do not return Somalia to AVSM. I will personally beat the crap out of you.

Russia what i meant is maybe we could make a joint Somalian campaign.

Japan, i merely returned the throne to the Dragon king after a coup. i just want to maintain security at the moment.

That I understand.
But impression I had was that you are forcing the Bhutanese to learn Chinese. Almost as if you are trying to get Bhutan to be part of China.

Though, I must thank you for taking initiative against the military coup :bow:


Padraic wouldn't be happy.

Poor Wee Thomas...

Padraic was never happy. Except when he was having his time with Wee Thomas

My understanding of French invasion is that they attacked the regular force, who was supporting the local warlord, who did nearly nothing about the piracy.

Stable and strong government is what Somalia needs, and that is the only way to stop the piracy in Somalia.

French should be able to provide educations, advices and most of all. Law and order Somalia needs.

[pevergreen]

Padraic was never happy. Except when he was having his time with Wee Thomas


Yeah he was! He had fun all the time, he was just a little...'special'.

[Centurion1]

I AM JUST RESTORING THE DRAGON KING AND THEN MAINTAINING SECURITY.

France you do not know what you are talking about. read all the writeups before you talk about invading innocent countries.

The NAP has done more good than NATO and WARSAW to be sure. Such as creating the state of Kashmir.

Oh and i care that you destroy the legal government of Somalia because they were in a formal military alliance with us. They were on official NAP business when the french cowardly ambushed them.


Oh and whiteyes......... HAVE SOME FLOWERS. :flowers: FLOWERS ARE VERY NICE AND SMELL LOVELY. THEY REMIND ME OF SPRING. As to how "overpowered" the NAP is. I have two things to say.
1. If by overpowered you mean we are all active, then yes we are all overpowered (sorry for always getting our turns in and discussing our situation)
2. We ARE AT WAR WITH THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST. I think that accurately portrays how the situation would be.

[A bit too nasty for my liking - GH]

[Death is yonder]

I think its time to step back from this game, take a breather, and relax, for some people here.

:bow:

Before it starts to get messy.

:bow:


Oh and whiteyes... etc etc etc etc

:bow:

[Greyblades]

Didn't we allready have a break, like, 3 days ago?

[Death is yonder]

Just referring to the language, before it gets out of hand, and spirals out of accepted bounds...

:bow:

[Centurion1]

Im not actually angry (i do have time to "cool off" in between posts... Plus it is only a game.). I will change shut up to shush if it makes my red neighbors happier. I was just using the all caps so that people stop saying that i invaded bhutan willy-nilly.

[Beskar]

Also, NATO would cower to a NAP and Warsaw Alliance against them, they would condemn the actions of France and get them to politically withdraw on best terms possible, ASAP.

[A Very Super Market]

Padraic can't be happy if he's dies on the first round.... RAGGGGGHHHH!


*Ahem.


To re-iterate, France is a poophead. That is all.

[Greyblades]

Ok I'm starting to think I'm going to have to do something about the docile NATO. I'm pausing the Game for now untill we can a replacement for jolt, Ichigo and Caius. Sorry Caius but I realy cant have the leader of a major alliance lurking all game.
You can still send me orders etc but the turm won't end until I get someone to take over those countries.

[Khazaar]

Hey, I like them soft and mushy ;-) 999% of the eastern German population feels that NATO is doing an incredibly good job! Keep it up, the UN thinks you´re really swell...

[slashandburn]

am not scared of you russia i have the us on my side and almost no matter what they will come and kick you into siberia if you attack me.:furious:

[Greyblades]

Beskar has taken over the USA and Iran is now NPC... Well this is certainly interesting.

[Beskar]

https://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4594/americanflagx.jpg

Greetings, fellow Nations of the World.

From the nights of decadence, the American people have elected a new President and Leader of the Free World, Gaius Beskar!

There is a motto, I would like to share with all of you: New President, New America, New NATO.

As New President, all former relations with the previous president have been reset, this is a chance for redemption for all nations and possible peace.

As New America, we will now be taking an active role in the world. We have weapons and we aren't afraid to use them. Play by us, and you will be playing for the winning team.

New NATO - Long gone are the schizophrenia unkempt random invasions by various powers, and deserting of major allies. NATO will be mobilized anew into a formidable force, fighting with purpose and justice.

God Bless America

- Gaius Beskar.

[Beskar]

America's First Order of Buisness

> Re-unification of NATO. All allies of America and NATO powers are being requested to return to the side of NATO. Any members who do not comply, will lose the protection and safekeeping by the lives of American soldiers. The new Council (Social Group) will be our discussion place.

> America would like to renew ties with Britain, and reforge their special relationship. America requests that Britain return to NATO without facing conditional charges. Failure would result in the loss of the special bond between our two great nations.

> America would like to to see Turkey return as a power, and if it willing to comply under NATO rules and support, will be re-instated back to it's former glory.

> America would like to open talks with the nations of France and Somalia, discussing the withdrawal of French troops and re-instating the former government of AVSM. America would then like to discuss talks with Somalia on the conditions that its pirate fleets do not attack NATO or it's allies and other such arrangements. These will solve the problems our nations are having.

> Linked with the above, French noncompliance will result in ramifications from NATO. NATO does not approve of it's members creating a World War without support of America, endangering the lives of millions of civilians and enlightened people of the free world. However, America request other nations not to set foot on French soil (aka France) as such an action will receive condemnation from America.

[Greyblades]

I'm considering making the word "subtle" my new catchphrase.

[Beskar]

I'm considering making the word "subtle" my new catchphrase.

Which do you prefer? The United States of Awesome, or the United States of AFK ?

[A Very Super Market]

The French seem much more arrogant these days. Perhaps it's because they don't have to worry about Germany/Britain/Spain/Disabled puppies/Butterflies anymore.

[White_eyes:D]

I can't play Turkey again....:juggle2:

Centurion1: Is going.."I really dislike you...blah blah blah:rolleyes:"

DIY: Is going.."We are big and bad....:skull: FEAR US!!!!" (I mean who could get scared by that:laugh4:)

All things considered, people are just too unfriendly in this game...for game room standardizes:juggle2:

[Beskar]

They will have to face the Wrath of NATO, if they do. This is an opportunity for you to return. Take this chance.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I have returned..... Will ponder these new turns of events. (greyblades, I did not get a feedback PM for my actions.)

[Centurion1]

Sorry for my anger in posts above. I have been at football and the testosterone is flowing.

A special sorry to White eyes. i have noting against you. i just hate all forms of poultry. jk


Bye Beskar. thanks for knowing all of the NAPS secrets now............ :laugh4:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

which is why I probably have to go along with him..... Huh, on the one hand I have allies in NAP, on the other NATO is full of people I have not been scheming with the entire game...... I need to think this over. :sweatdrop:

[Centurion1]

According to the above posts you do not have a choice.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

You know what, NO. I will not come flocking to the USA like a Lap dog. If that is what my people really want. REALLY REALLY WANT, then forget it! I will stand behind my new allies, I will not run away. The USA has had its chance, and I no longer answer to it. I ask each British citizen to look at themselves. look at what we have become. NO LONGER will we be second rate, be forced into action by our neighbors, we will move when we want, how we want! We will be free to help who we wish, and no longer play second fiddle. We will stay with the NAP, and with nations who true allegiance lies with each other! If Britain will not accept that then may they throw me down! But I will not back down! Everything I have done has been for the people of Britain. EVERYTHING! :blankg:

(may my Rhetoric sway the British People, if not I am willing to accept me being impeached. I might take over Israel...... :yes:)

[White_eyes:D]

Ok, Greyblades....I will play as GB..:bounce:
anything but Turkey again:juggle2:

[Centurion1]

*sniffle* that was beautiful (really it was well written). The NAP would love to retain you as an esteemed member. I guess, the choice really lies with our ever patient and munificent host Greyblades.

Oh maybe white eyes can replace iran. I would love to be his friendddddddd

[White_eyes:D]

Yeah sure.....*sees Chinese troops burning an Iranian flag*:sweatdrop:

[A Very Super Market]

Huh? They're in a bloody alliance....

[Greyblades]

@Drizzt: Yesterday I would have said go back to NATO but right now I'll say your people will stay with the NAP as long as you dont end up fighting the USA because of it.

[Greyblades]

Ok, Greyblades....I will play as GB..:bounce:
anything but Turkey again:juggle2:

Ok then right now you have a choice of Italy, Portugal or Iran.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Ok then. :bow:

Also Greyblades, did you hear me when I said I did not get any feedback?

[Greyblades]

Feed back on what? I've cleared my PM box so I can't find anything.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Espionage. I will send orders again.

[Centurion1]

But white eyes i wuv you...........

Plus i really have nothing against you. Just Turkey. Eh and yeah as Iran we would be in an ALLIANCE together. So no flag burning usually between allies mate.

Oh and thank you Greyblades. I am actually excited there will be an active US. It should make things at least a little more exciting.

Oh and i think Caius should be given a country. Cause he was not like ultra lurker just a little sporadic.

[slashandburn]

Watch out White eyes he'll threaten you if you don't do what he wants you too.

[A Very Super Market]

Who are you?

[slashandburn]

Me?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

He is France, and has lost any support the Former french government had from Britain. This assault on Somalia is ridiculous.......

[A Very Super Market]

Watch out White eyes he'll threaten you if you don't do what he wants you too.

Laughable. Attacking someone does nothing to endear you to his friends.

[slashandburn]

You're only saying that cause you abandoned NATO and tried to convince our trusted friends the British citizens that NATO is evil. However, The NAP is not out to help the ordinary Englishperson, they are looking at a foreign agenda in the middle east. I say to you my English compatriots cast out this miserable excuse for a prime minister, he is only looking to sell your country to the commies. Don't let him!




(Roleplay)

[White_eyes:D]

I am going to go with Italy..:yes:
I will back you up France:2thumbsup:

Edit:Somalia had it coming:bow:

[A Very Super Market]

Ahh, wonderful. World's gonna blow up pretty soon.

Edit: Turkey had it coming

[slashandburn]

Thank you. :2thumbsup:

[slashandburn]

The world won't blow up, nobody wants a nuclear war.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Please, truly you are a fool. I have done nothing but keep out Communist influences. NAP is full of many nations, and many governments. However as long as those governments are benevolent and good to there people and the other people of the World we care less about whether they are a democracy or Communism. We all have to work together in this world, and that is what we are trying to accomplish. A united front against others who try and force feed there Ideals to others. I do what I have done, and what I will do, for the good of Britain. Nay, for the Good of the World.



(at this point, pretty much everything I say is role playing, it is never personal. :yes:)

[slashandburn]

Is turn ending soon?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

(better not be..... I still havent done orders, need more time..... plus I think we are looking for more player to replace inactive)

[Centurion1]

France italy. I do not understad your hatred for me (well maybe italys but not france). I offered france my hand in friendship and all they did was attack my ally. You do realize that by destroying the legal governemnt of somalia you only created more anarchy.

and don't be jealous of Britain. You too can be on the winning side.

Oh and the nap is willing to go to any length to help avsm regain his nation. Including working in conjunction with WARSAW........ (we do not wish to but we will)

[Greyblades]

Its been 2 days so.. tommorrow.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Really..... I would hate to have to sink to that depth. You sure we can't do this alone. :beam: I have ways.......


But, Back to Russia, I still hate him.....

[slashandburn]

See, he deserts the British people, he casts you aside and proclaims the NAP's :daisy: propaganda claiming to act for the world when he really means for the NAP. He is not the man you want to lead you, who that is I don't know but it's not him.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Please..... NAP does not have universal Propaganda, another benefit as opposed to NATO and the Warsaw. They let each nation deal with problems as they see fit, only becoming involved when its necessary. All my words have come from my own heart you fool! And if the British People can't see the sense and truth in that..... Well it will be there loss.

[White_eyes:D]

I won't allow an invasion of France but I do 'encourage', France to pull out of Somalia...no one wants that :daisy:-hole.

(I can't even begin to understand why Italy has more forces then Turkey??:dizzy2:)

[slashandburn]

Loss? The only thing they would lose by impeaching you is an ineffective,uncaring joke of a Prime Minister.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Ahh, the same could be said for yourself my friend. Your attack on Somalia was ill advised, and all of NATO will pay the Price if Russia starts WW3.
Ever action I take is for the greatest benefit of Britain, and is carefully evaluated by my cabinet. You, it appears, have no idea how the world works.

[slashandburn]

Evaluated by your cabinet, are they from the NAP too?

[slashandburn]

My attack on Somalia was a decision to no longer tolerate an ineffectual method of dealing with lawless scum. I came in and burned everything preventing piracy for at least 2 years. I then allowed AVSM to come back.

[slashandburn]

And, NATO will win if russia starts WW3 because we have more countries so even if they press the button some of us will still be alive while all of them are dead.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

So now it is a legitimate tactic to enter a war torn nation and burn everything to the ground? You sir are a monster....... (Your move :laugh4:) Never have I heard more of a Humanitarian disaster. Please go ahead and try to justify an action that has surely harmed more innocents then it has helped.

(what do the People of France think about THAT!)

[slashandburn]

France will never impeach someone who cares for his country and will do what is neccessary to protect her interests at home and abroad. These include trade which is wrecked by the continuing presence of pirates in Somalia.

[slashandburn]

The pirates of somalia think lightly of killing all on the boats they take and ruining the livelihoods of honest people, therefore there is no reason for honest citizens of the world to care for people who think of human lives as barganing chips. (riposte( means counter), your move)

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

The fact is you attacked a nation to destroy Pirates, and then burned many of the Industries sustaining its already floundering population to the ground. You just killed thousands of innocents. Thousands of Women, and thousands of Children. How you can live with yourself at night I will never hope to know.

May the french people see this for what it was. Genocide.

Surely you can not doubt you killed more innocents then Pirates. Naval action worked well enough, but this is something far above that. You have become nothing better than a Somalian Warlord....... The very thing you are trying to Kill. (Hannibal Lecture FTW!)

[A Very Super Market]

You destroyed the national army. How exactly does this help my position?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

So your counter is that You should stoop to their level? Surely that is befitting of a nation of your stature. To be no better than Pirates. (not the best counter point my friend!)

[White_eyes:D]

The very thing you are trying to Kill. (Hannibal Lecture FTW!)<----Yes I am a hypocrite:yes:
You helped Iran beat the Arab coalition:whip:
Is that not Genocide???:inquisitive:

[slashandburn]

I did not stoop to their level nor did I kill women and children if i did not clarify what i meant when i said burn everything was everything naval related. (or in my PM, sorry greyblades.)

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Uhhhh, no I didn't. And even if I had, it would not have been for the purpose of slaughtering thousands of innocents. There are rules we do not cross in this civilized age. The time of Pillaging and burning down a nations Institutions is over. We kill combatants and do what we can to ease the suffering of the innocent.


and where does much of Somalias stuff come from? The Sea. What will the Fisher do now my friend? He will starve, that is what.

[slashandburn]

Also i wanted to impress on the nation of Somalia to not allow piracy or they can expect more "Friendly visits" from France in the future. (checkmate)

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I see it was foolish to try and speak with you. I wish you good luck on your campaigns Warlord.

[A Very Super Market]

Armies and navies are interchangeable in this game. So yeah. I have no more army. Really, how can this lead to anything but more anarchy?

White Eyes, you were allied to Iran. Then you backstabbed them.

[slashandburn]

He will not shore-fishing can sustain them they will not be happy or make money but it will make sure they will not harbor piracy when they know that their navy is almost working for the pirates by leaving them alone. When France steps in to make sure piracy is stopped it makes you question whether or not your government is looking out for you. (:smash:)

[slashandburn]

I am not a warlord, Any opponent that fights with a semblance of fairness or decency can expect the same from me. I am also releasing all prisoners of the attack at this time to help restore order in Somalia.

[A Very Super Market]

What you're saying is, "We're taking over this country for the benefit of all" I think I've heard this several times in the 19th century, you know.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Well then, good luck France. I am sure these strong arm tactics will have no impact on your countries future..... :beam: One day you will try and push someone bigger then you, and I assure you the result will not be pleasant.

And if that is not the basis of a warlord, the I know not what is.

[slashandburn]

Also, One does not usually stop discussion simply because the other is not agreeing with you rather people usually compromise because they cannot agree. Like before CDF became Prime Minister, Back when you could talk to England freely and not expect them to walk away from you at the hint of a negative comment. Grow up and stop behaving like a 7-year old and we can continue our talks on the issue of somalia.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

What is there to continue? You have fully stated you are going to leave, and I fully agree. This talk has been for my amusement, and also to see what type of man you are. You have surely shown me that Warlord. :bow: I do not believe anything you have said has hidden the fact you have surely cause more damage to the innocents of Somalia than the Pirates. You have accomplished nothing that could not have been done without bloodshed. Your points have been foolish and have not truly , at least to my mind, put the matter to rest.

Now I have more pressing matters to attend to, Orders my nation must go over and decide upon.

[slashandburn]

I'm not taking over somalia if you read my last few posts i am not only returning your country to you, i am also giving you back all of the prisoners from the battle to help police your country. I bear no ill will against you or Somalia, I just want to end this stupid piracy problem. I am also willing to LEND you a few military units for the duration of the anarchy. When you believe they are no longer neccessary, they will be ordered home.

[White_eyes:D]

NAP please move on to other issues....I am getting tired of a argument over invading Somalia:furious3:

GB should start talking about how he is going to avoid taking negative events from his people, for leaving NATO....that's more interesting a topic:smash:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Huh, I don't remeber Turkey being at all part of this conversation..... Ohh I know why! he sold out his only friends on some urge to attack middle eastern nations!

This British People will be fine thank you, all we need is some peace and quiet. After that I ams sure we will be more than up to any challenge. We had a small issue about Warfare, and that will surely be remedied, I overestimated our resolve, and it surely won't happen again.