Cold war Crisis. [Concluded]

[Centurion1]

Dont. Post. The. Writeups. Early.

I think he may... mind you just may pick up your very subtle reminder

[Beskar]

Its not exactly easy on the eye. I think I'll stay with my own maps, thanks.

How is it not easy on the eye?

I don't mind if you didn't like the way I did it, by using the flags, but I don't see how it isn't easy on the eye.

[Greyblades]

Maybe its due to having eye trouble but the colours just seem abit too intense for my eye.
@ATPG: I can write some but I would rather have most of this games writeups written by someone who has more experience at it than I do.

[pevergreen]

Its...green.

White backgroud with black lines would have worked better IMO.

[Greyblades]

That or you somehow found a way to overlay a google map of the world with the 1980's country borders.

[Centurion1]

Why worry about it, at least he tried to take some of the load off of greyblades. Personally i find it a little too technicolor......

[Beefy187]

Well, Japans easy enough to identify..

And I would like to :wall: for not getting my orders in two nights in a row..

[Greyblades]

Ugh I'm feeling pretty groggy at the moment, I'm reversing the turn over until tommorow so you lot can get your late orders in if theres any and I can rest for a bit.

[Caius]

Ugh I'm feeling pretty groggy at the moment, I'm reversing the turn over until tommorow so you lot can get your late orders in if theres any and I can rest for a bit.
Go and rest a bit man! But don't forget us :beam:

[White_eyes:D]

Ok....who sends in essay long orders??:laugh4: I think mine has been the simplest, so far:smiley:
I think it gives you a bit of an edge....but it seems to put a lot of pressure on Greyblades, so shorten them or at the VERY least Summarize them....:whip: like....

1.Etc

2.Etc
I think 2-3 is the max you get.....:idea2:(I can understand the workload he is under....My teachers in english class always loved how I keep things organized and simple, since it made there jobs easier to get an idea of what I wrote...:yes:)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok....who sends in essay long orders??:laugh4: I think mine has been the simplest, so far:smiley:
I think it gives you a bit of an edge....but it seems to put a lot of pressure on Greyblades, so shorten them or at the VERY least Summarize them....:whip: like....

I think 2-3 is the max you get.....:idea2:(I can understand the workload he is under....My teachers in english class always loved how I keep things organized and simple, since it made there jobs easier to get an idea of what I wrote...:yes:)


Playful jab:

White_Eyes + Organized and simple? :inquisitive: Some of your posts hurt my eyes, especially the long ones. And that's coming from mister massivepost himself.

:laugh4:

And me being Bowser doesn't count. That was forced!

[Beskar]

My orders are mainly the diplomatic status, other than that, continue the war and hopefully win. Oh and Syria and Egypt to keep their ceasefire.

[White_eyes:D]

Playful jab:

White_Eyes + Organized and simple? :inquisitive: Some of your posts hurt my eyes, especially the long ones. And that's coming from mister massivepost himself.

:laugh4:

And me being Bowser doesn't count. That was forced!

Playful Punch:

Who asked a Pizza guy???:laugh4: Get back to those write-ups....:whip:

Edit:My Godfather 3 write-ups had your head spinning....:laugh4:

[Greyblades]

He hasnt got any; Me having a day off and all.

[Ignoramus]

Sorry to bother Greyblades, but I haven't got my PM yet.

[Death is yonder]

Ok....who sends in essay long orders??:laugh4: I think mine has been the simplest, so far:smiley:
I think it gives you a bit of an edge....but it seems to put a lot of pressure on Greyblades, so shorten them or at the VERY least Summarize them....:whip: like....

I think 2-3 is the max you get.....:idea2:(I can understand the workload he is under....My teachers in english class always loved how I keep things organized and simple, since it made there jobs easier to get an idea of what I wrote...:yes:)

Ahehehehe :sweatdrop::sweatdrop::sweatdrop:

Complicated Empires require Complicated Orders :clown::smash:

[Beefy187]

Ahehehehe :sweatdrop::sweatdrop::sweatdrop:

Complicated Empires require Complicated Orders :clown::smash:

Which part of "try not to die from the cold" and "Advance or die" is complicated?

Limiting the amount of vodka seems to be the only hard part that you have to do

[Greyblades]

Sorry to bother Greyblades, but I haven't got my PM yet.

Ok I'm doing it but I'd rather not send it until I'm ready to start the next turn.

[Askthepizzaguy]

With approval from Greyblades this time:

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

[Greyblades]

...I said they were OK not that they were ready to post.

[Beskar]

oooo naughty India, East Germany and China. *tease*

Also, you missed another big News article.

[Askthepizzaguy]

...I said they were OK not that they were ready to post.

Someday, I will learn to speak your language. :laugh4:

I will delete it and wait for instructions.

[Centurion1]

What no, now i am going to be in suspense to see what happened. Curses being on whenever it doesn't matter

[Greyblades]

Phew I think thats everything. Go ahead and post pizza.

[Centurion1]

I am so excited. Unfortunately i will probably have to go to sleep soon..... And tmmrw i am going to hang out with my friends (basketball, baseball, and golf, lol i am mixing it up). so now my game is going to be off cause i will be worrying about this.......great

[Askthepizzaguy]

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East Germany invades Austria

In a shocking development, the Republic of East Germany marched their army into the sovereign Republic of Austria, taking most of the country in a short blitz campaign. This action has caused the government of Austria to go into exile. NATO has issued a stern warning that unless German forces leave Austrian territory immediately, there will be a declaration of war against East Germany. Many heads of state and ambassadors in Europe have issued strong condemnations of this action, showing support for Austria. More on this top story as it develops.

Suspected terrorists caught in Budapest

Two Caucasian suspects have been detained by Hungarian authorities after the attempted bombing of several shops in the Budapest commercial district. According to a Hungarian official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, these attempted killers had attempted to sabotage the marketplace and leave behind false identification for the purposes of framing the Czechoslovakian military. After being detained and interrogated, the two men confessed to being agents working on the Indian government's payroll. Hungarian authorities have yet to make a statement on the incident, however it is expected that the Hungarian Prime Minister will be holding a press conference at 5:00PM local time this evening to address the attempted bombing.

British invasion of South Africa continues

The BBC reports that British troops have been deployed to the Republic of South Africa to root out those responsible for the assault on Zimbabwe. Troops entered the country from Zimbabwe and the southern coastal region, and are marching towards the capital cities of Pretoria and Cape Town. Most of the nation has already been liberated, but British troops were halted by the presence of armed forces from Botswana and Mozambique.

Citizens outraged as Bhutanese Monarchy overthrown in military coup

Thimphu, Kingdom of Bhutan- The ancient kingdom of Bhutan, which has stood for over a thousand years, is still in shock from the sudden apparent military coup which overthrew the Dragon King, Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck. The Bhutia people registered their outrage at the removal of the beloved monarch, as the Kingdom of Bhutan is widely recognized as being the happiest state in all of Asia, and is ranked the eighth happiest in the world. The removal of the Dragon King prompted street demonstrations and a general strike. Sources report that the coup was highly unexpected as the Bhutanese military is very loyal to the royal family. Chinese influence and funding of the coup is suspected, but there is no direct evidence. The small nation is bordered to the North by the People's Republic of China, and to the East, South, and West by the Republic of India. More on this story as it develops.

[Beefy187]

I would like to send a diplomat over to who ever is responsible for the Coup in Bhutan.

I would like to know what their intention is, and what they have planned for their country

[TheFlax]

The Pakistani government wishes to announce that it has caught spies attempting to sabotage and steal vital information on the Pakistan's nuclear program. Unfortunately, these men died during the interrogation before a proper trial could be arranged and little information could be gained. Before dying, one the men revealed that he was working for the Czech government. As this is a matter of state security, the remains will not be returned.

Unless a nation claims these spies as its own, Pakistan will have to consider them on a mission by Czechoslovakia. The Pakistani government wishes to issue a stern warning to Czechoslovakia and its allies; we will not tolerate any foreign incursions on our soil. A repeated offense will result in severe consequences.

[ULC]

The Pakistani government wishes to announce that it has caught spies attempting to sabotage and steal vital information on the Pakistan's nuclear program. Unfortunately, these men died during the interrogation before a proper trial could be arranged and little information could be gained. Before dying, one the men revealed that he was working for the Czech government. As this is a matter of state security, the remains will not be returned.

Unless a nation claims these spies as its own, Pakistan will have to consider them on a mission by Czechoslovakia. The Pakistani government wishes to issue a stern warning to Czechoslovakia and its allies; we will not tolerate any foreign incursions on our soil. A repeated offense will result in severe consequences.

Czechoslovakia wishes to know why you found a Czechoslovakian agent in Pakistan, when Czechoslovakia did not deploy any man to Pakistan.

Czechoslovakia cannot comment exactly whom Czechoslovakia sent agents, but it was not Pakistan, and it only sent agents to the country that Czechoslovakia cannot name in an advisory capacity. Czechoslovakia is very angry to see possible misuse of resources allocated in good faith, and Czechoslovakia apologizes to Pakistan, and congratulates Pakistan on thwarting the attempt.

Czechoslovakia will also make it known that it is secretly withdrawing support from country that abused Czechoslovakian kindess.

[Death is yonder]

East Germany invades Austria

In a shocking development, the Republic of East Germany marched their army into the sovereign Republic of Austria, taking most of the country in a short blitz campaign. This action has caused the government of Austria to go into exile. NATO has issued a stern warning that unless German forces leave Austrian territory immediately, there will be a declaration of war against East Germany. Many heads of state and ambassadors in Europe have issued strong condemnations of this action, showing support for Austria. More on this top story as it develops.


Interesting.



Suspected terrorists caught in Budapest

Two Caucasian suspects have been detained by Hungarian authorities after the attempted bombing of several shops in the Budapest commercial district. According to a Hungarian official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, these attempted killers had attempted to sabotage the marketplace and leave behind false identification for the purposes of framing the Czechoslovakian military. After being detained and interrogated, the two men confessed to being agents working on the Indian government's payroll. Hungarian authorities have yet to make a statement on the incident, however it is expected that the Hungarian Prime Minister will be holding a press conference at 5:00PM local time this evening to address the attempted bombing.


The Pakistani government wishes to announce that it has caught spies attempting to sabotage and steal vital information on the Pakistan's nuclear program. Unfortunately, these men died during the interrogation before a proper trial could be arranged and little information could be gained. Before dying, one the men revealed that he was working for the Czech government. As this is a matter of state security, the remains will not be returned.

Unless a nation claims these spies as its own, Pakistan will have to consider them on a mission by Czechoslovakia. The Pakistani government wishes to issue a stern warning to Czechoslovakia and its allies; we will not tolerate any foreign incursions on our soil. A repeated offense will result in severe consequences.

How odd.


but British troops were halted by the presence of armed forces from Botswana and Mozambique.

Hmm?

I suppose all these might suggest that NPC activity is picking up.

[ULC]

Or that Czechoslovakia is most hated by people with incompetent intelligence organizations.

[Khazaar]

There´s been a failed coup attempt on the German Democratic Republic, operatives infiltrated the GDR via Austria. We will withdraw as soon as we have secured evidence on who is responsible for this cowardly act.

[seireikhaan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Why Bhutan? Why? :bigcry:

[Greyblades]

I got abit bored so I took the fill tool to the map and I've updated it so that it is easier to distinguish each country.
https://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6606/day4q.jpg

[Beskar]

You gave YLC the wrong country, bad Greyblades!

He is Czechoslavakia, not Yugoslavia! Also, you gave Khazaar, Poland. :gasp:

[Greyblades]

I didnt have enough space so If you look closely theres a red line linking the name to czechoslovakia. Ditto for khazaar.

[Beskar]

I had to put my face next to the screen, but yes, I see it now. Sorry for saying you made YLC into Yugoslavia.

[pevergreen]

Nice map.

[Caius]

There´s been a failed coup attempt on the German Democratic Republic, operatives infiltrated the GDR via Austria. We will withdraw as soon as we have secured evidence on who is responsible for this cowardly act.
Please, please. Another attack to democracy. If that is right, we would like to see the Austrian government into its rightfully place. Of course, if it is not a lame excuse to wage war on Austrian people...

[Centurion1]

China has nothing to do with the Coup on Bhutan. We are close allies with the dragon king and we will not stand for this outrage. The fact that the blame is being linked to China is too much too bare. We are going to INVADE and return the Dragon King to his rightful throne. We will remain for a short while to maintain that allegiance to the king is maintained. While china may not believe in monarchies we are willing to restore this one.

Is anyone going to argue with our decision.......................

[Askthepizzaguy]

BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN:

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Czech forces occupy Hungary

The failing Republic of Hungary has been in a state of turmoil for several months... today, the armed forces of nearby Czechoslovakia have moved in to secure the peace, occupying half of the total territory of Hungary. Czech authorities claim that Hungary was subverted by NATO, and their actions are will the full intention of establishing peace and security for the region and to prevent the spread of chaos. There were some minor protests over the Czech occupation, but the majority of the protests were directed towards the Hungarian government itself.

[Beskar]

Now Czechoslavikia goes into Hungary. Took you long enough. :beam:

[Greyblades]

Uh... yeah... it sure did... :sweatdrop:

[Beskar]

Also, you are missing a news article *hint hint* :beam:

[pevergreen]

Yeah. Hint hint.


:confused:

[Caius]

Hint Hint.

[Greyblades]

Um... your going to have to explain what you're hinting to.

[Greyblades]

Just a notice from the NPC's: if East germany doesnt withdraw from austria within a turn all of the non player nato countries will declare war on East Germany.

[pevergreen]

:laugh4:

Kind of an over reaction.

I don't see that as historical, or balanced when there seems to be no repercussions from hungary.

[Beskar]

No one cares about Hungary. If anything, Greece and Turkey are relieved.

[Caius]

No one cares about Hungary.
Hungary does.

[Zim]

I'm not sure Austria is in NATO, although I wouldn't be surprised if they had defensive treaties with many of NATO's members.

I'm a little surprised other Warsaw countries don't react similiarly to the invasion of Hungary, but then if the USSR doesn't care they might not...

[Caius]

I'm not sure Austria is in NATO, although I wouldn't be surprised if they had defensive treaties with many of NATO's members.
As far as we know, Austria was unaligned.

[White_eyes:D]

I can't believe East Germany fell for NATO's ploy.....:smiley:

@DIY: You should have taken my offer..:whip: (What?? you didn't ALL think NATO was doing nothing??:inquisitive:)

[Caius]

What?? you didn't ALL think NATO was doing nothing
Remember,
Not
Allowing
Traitors (to)
Operate

[White_eyes:D]

America that hurts:wink: If it wasn't for me.....you guys wouldn't be able to stop Warsaw:laugh4:
(I mean....look there taking over the map:shrug:....I had to really think hard on how to counter that:shame:)

[Death is yonder]

Warsaw, doing NOTHING?

Puh Lease!

What goes on in Mother Russia, STAYS, in Mother Russia.

:devil:

[White_eyes:D]

Your mostly on defense.....(I had some spy's in place for a while now:devil: Dog's suck after all:laugh4:)

Had to pull the plug on this turn....NPC's are asking for Syria, half my army disbanded and a nonaggression pact with Syria and most of the middle east excluding Beskar and TheFlax...:wall:

Looks like I may need to sell out my old MEC buddies....:smash:

Edit:I mean Beskar and TheFlax have not helped me....and I basically owe them nothing:wink:

[Death is yonder]

O RLY?

Aha...ahaha...AHAHA...AHAHHAHAHA!!11!!11!!1

:devil:

[White_eyes:D]

Yes, unless you want me to blab all your "Political stuff"(As said...I don't care for Politics..:wall:)

even if I told you the info I know...I could also say, how much NATO is also screwing around (I could give a case-in-point but that would be telling:clown:)....and I hate doing that:furious3:

I am just glad that East Germany is going to feel the pain..:whip: (I wouldn't expect any mercy either....you saw the terms they gave me..:laugh4:)

[Death is yonder]

So are you still playing? Cause it would be really fun if you divulged everything after you resigned :clown:

And that is NOT a challenge

:stare:

:smash:

[White_eyes:D]

I am going to sell out Beskar:wink: but I will have no choice but to give-up Syria:shame:


@DIY:I haven't lost yet, but the NPC's are making me wish I had quit...:laugh4:
After the game's over I can reveal everthing about NATO/WARSAW actions that I know....YLC's are probably the most hardest to get...:sweatdrop: I still have no idea how he toke Hungry without me knowing??:dizzy2: (But he is always sneaky...:clown:)

[Death is yonder]

I'd just like to say that I wouldn't be surprised if Czechoslovakia marches into Moscow and following that, takes over the world :smash:

[TheFlax]

Edit:I mean Beskar and TheFlax have not helped me....and I basically owe them nothing:wink:

Very empty threat as you have absolutely nothing on Pakistan, everything you know about us is widely known in the international community.

[Caius]

I'd just like to say that I wouldn't be surprised if Czechoslovakia marches into Moscow and following that, takes over the world
Neither would I.

[Greyblades]

:laugh4:

Kind of an over reaction.

I don't see that as historical, or balanced when there seems to be no repercussions from hungary.

Hungary is a member of the Warsaw pact so NATO will not get peeved off if theyre attacked by their allies. Heck they would be more likely to celebrate it.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I have returned! an interesting development in south africa but not unexpected. I will study the situation more in depth later. :bow:

[Beskar]

I am going to sell out Beskar:wink:

Iran tells Turkey to monitor it's threats carefully.

[Askthepizzaguy]

WITH CDF RETURNED, I NOW FORMALLY RENOUNCE MY BRITISH WAYS.

Cue the music (http://www.ilovewavs.com/Holidays/July4/Star%20Spangled%20Banner,%20National%20Anthem%20-%20Organ%20Music.wav).

I, Askthepizzaguy, do solemnly swear that I will never again wear bowler hats or a pin striped suit, carry a newspaper under my arm and a long open umbrella, while walking my bulldog and commenting on the Royal family and... ugh... the weather. I promise that I shall never again eat food without flavor, or keep a stiff upper lip, or ride a double decker bus, or drink warm beer. I shall never say "cheerio" or "terribly" or "spiffing" or "splendid", and I swear upon my immortal soul that I SHALL NEVER SPELL "COLOR" WITH A "U" EVER AGAIN!!!!


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USA!! USA!! USA!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JA6zVBRakI)



This was my 9000th post.

[Greyblades]

We brits dont do most of those either.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I was kind of expecting more to happen while I was away..... :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

We brits dont do most of those either.

I literally had to look up "English stereotypes" because I couldn't think of too many. :laugh4: Don't blame me, blame Google.

[A Very Super Market]

What about the pizza mafia?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I have a question about why Botswana and Mozambique have gotten involved in this?

and why the :daisy: have I attacked Botswana?:dizzy2:

[Language please - GH]

[Greyblades]

They didnt like south america to begin with and when they saw the south africans getting thrashed they went land grabbing.
Edit: Whoops that was supposed to be africa not america.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

ahhhh, now I understand. :yes:

Now, returning in character,

Britain is glad that the liberation of the south African people has gone so well. We believe that with there fall it would be best for the 3 liberating nations to begin talks about our plans for the administration of its territory. Hopefully we can reach an agreement that we will all find suitable. as soon as this is done The British government will begin funding a massive reconstruction of the area's under our jurisdiction.

(how exactly shall we go about that? do I get to talk with the two NPC nations?)

Also, East Germany's invasion is quite troubling, and Britain Wishes for it to be made known that if they do not Withdraw, we will have to take action. However we do not think it will come to that, Britain believe Diplomacy will rule the day.

Britain finds it humorous that Even other Warsaw nations appear to be opposed to the Czechs actions in Hungary. Perhaps they should try being more of a like mind.

[Beefy187]

WITH CDF RETURNED, I NOW FORMALLY RENOUNCE MY BRITISH WAYS.

Cue the music (http://www.ilovewavs.com/Holidays/July4/Star%20Spangled%20Banner,%20National%20Anthem%20-%20Organ%20Music.wav).

I, Askthepizzaguy, do solemnly swear that I will never again wear bowler hats or a pin striped suit, carry a newspaper under my arm and a long open umbrella, while walking my bulldog and commenting on the Royal family and... ugh... the weather. I promise that I shall never again eat food without flavor, or keep a stiff upper lip, or ride a double decker bus, or drink warm beer. I shall never say "cheerio" or "terribly" or "spiffing" or "splendid", and I swear upon my immortal soul that I SHALL NEVER SPELL "COLOR" WITH A "U" EVER AGAIN!!!!


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This was my 9000th post.

Colour sounds better though :sweatdrop:

Congrats for your 9000 posts :2thumbsup:

[White_eyes:D]

Well...Beskar is boned unless he gives up Iraq:laugh4: I can't start a war for three years....:shame:

Edit: and it all could have been avoided had you backed me up(secretly)....but now it's too late, how fun with the Anti-MEC:bow:

[Beskar]

No, the MEC got ripped up because of your deliberate warmongering. We said for you to diplomatically engage with Syria. Not bomb it.

You did and turned the whole Middle East against us.

[White_eyes:D]

No, the MEC got ripped up because of your deliberate warmongering. We said for you to diplomatically engage with Syria. Not bomb it.

You did and turned the whole Middle East against us.

The Middle East was upset because you declared war at the same time I did....other wise they would have backed-down (from Greyblades himself:bow:) They now have half my army and coming to get you:smash: I can't hold out any longer....:shame: but you could have helped rather then watch me get wiped out by several countries:whip:

[Beskar]

You knew about Iraq long before Syria, so don't use that argument. Also I had justification, you just invaded. Your last minute Syria invasion was of your own making and as you said:


other wise they would have backed-down (from Greyblades himself)

aka, you shouldn't have invaded and ruined the plans we were working on together, for a diplomatic union.

[White_eyes:D]

Does it matter?? "He said, she said" Is not going to stop the "Anti-MEC" even though MEC is gone...I tied to sign a cease-fire with them, countless times. They want nothing more then the Status Quo returned...:wall: (Why they jacked my army's:thumbsdown:)

[Death is yonder]

Then naturally in the interest of your welfare, you should have let the Status Quo return, and be rather happy that they did not deign to press the matter and demand more, as they are in a position to do so now.

:inquisitive:

[Greyblades]

Just for reference, the anti MEC, as you call them, consider the old Iran-Iraq border as part of the Status-Quo aswell.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Hey Greyblades, So would it be possible to open up talks with Mozambique and Botswana about the fate of South africa's land?

[Greyblades]

Mozambique: "Its our land and thats final"
Botswania: "I'm with him"

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

........ They do realize I could just invade them to right? All I want to do is divide this up fairly, but if they want to be :daisy: then hey, maybe I will be too........ Try to do a nice things and what do you get..... Lousy layabouts. ~:angry: I am going to ask them ONE more time.

South africa was one of the greatest sub Saharan powers in africa, and I just owned them. They should not try my patience.

[ULC]

Czechoslovakia compares Turkey to Chaos - both are loud and both run around in circles.

Czechoslovakia does not know why Turkey's run around in circles loudly, since it is not very intelligent nor productive. This must be why humans run governments.

Czechoslovakia hopes humans run the government in Turkey as well...

[Death is yonder]

........ They do realize I could just invade them to right? All I want to do is divide this up fairly, but if they want to be :daisy: then hey, maybe I will be too........ Try to do a nice things and what do you get..... Lousy layabouts. ~:angry: I am going to ask them ONE more time.

South africa was one of the greatest sub Saharan powers in africa, and I just owned them. They should not try my patience.

Are you just going to keep making more pretexts for war?

Its so thinly disguised, that Russia is getting annoyed and wondering if we should... liberate... some of your land.

[Greyblades]

........ They do realize I could just invade them to right? All I want to do is divide this up fairly, but if they want to be :daisy: then hey, maybe I will be too........ Try to do a nice things and what do you get..... Lousy layabouts. ~:angry: I am going to ask them ONE more time.

South africa was one of the greatest sub Saharan powers in africa, and I just owned them. They should not try my patience.

"You have only 30 odd Battalions left, we have 50"
"And if you attack us first NATO wont come running when you alienate the entire southern stretch of africa."

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

you see, if I knew I had 35 armies then this would not have happened (I seem to be the last one to know :laugh4:). So basically the south African nations are a bunch of jerks........ Well, I am happy enough with my gains for now, lucky for them. I bet I could still take them. :whip: (this is why I dont post at 12...... whatever happened to nukes being a threat?)

ohhh please Russia, you should not talk about being annoying.

[Greyblades]

"Nukes wont intimidate us here, you blow us up you'll have an entire continent on your back."
"The enemy of my Nuke throwing enemy is my freind."
"Well said,"
"I try"

[ULC]

"Nukes wont intimidate us here, you blow us up you'll have an entire continent on your back."
"The enemy of my Nuke throwing enemy is my freind."
"Well said,"
"I try"

Czechoslovakia likes these men.

Czechoslovakia asks where the nearest alliance papers are.

[Beskar]

Also, Iran is not invading Iraq to annex it, they are overthrowing Saddam Hussein which I quote -
During the Iran–Iraq War Iraqi forces attacked Iranian soldiers and civilians with chemical weapons. Hussein's regime was notorious for its human rights abuses; a well-known example is the Al-Anfal campaign as well as attacks on Kurd civilians inside Iraq, such as the Halabja massacre, as punishment for elements of Kurdish support of Iran.

Since Iran also went to war, due to exposing the abuse of the Saddam on his own people, and Iran was going in to protect the Iraqi people. Iran cannot withdraw leaving iraqi civillians under the wrath of the oppressive Saddam Hussein. Iran's intentions are simply over-throwing the government and putting in place, a Islamic Republic based on it's very own system of government (which might obviously be very friendly to Iran, but otherwise, not actually part of Iran)

[Death is yonder]

"Nukes wont intimidate us here, you blow us up you'll have an entire continent on your back."
"The enemy of my Nuke throwing enemy is my freind."
"Well said,"
"I try"

Russia declares its support for the idea of Anti British Warmongering.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am going to shut up now. Its obvious that if I cant even cow two tiny African nations I am truly a weak nation. :shame: I am going to slip back in the shadows and not do anything for the next 10 phases.

[Death is yonder]

I am going to shut up now. Its obvious that if I cant even cow two tiny African nations I am truly a weak nation. :shame: I am going to slip back in the shadows and not do anything for the next 10 phases.

Hmm... I would very like to make a very tactless comment. :devilish:

Please do, it would be rather a spot of luck :toff:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

hey I thought you would be happy about this Russia, it is exactly what you have been telling me for the entire game. :laugh4::laugh4:, I am going to rebuild my area of South africa as well as I can, and secure my nation from any threats for a while. So I will not be doing NOTHING exactly, but I will be doing nothing of any concern to you lot.

[Death is yonder]

It is as Caius put most aptly, Russian Rhetoric :clown:


So I will not be doing NOTHING exactly, but I will be doing nothing of any concern to you lot.

How rude, :stare:

Naturally, we like to stick our nose into other people's matters. As the World's biggest country, we have the biggest nose (which you may laugh at if you wish), and we are entitled to poke your face and demand what you are up to :clown:

Speaking of which... *poke* *poke*

I find it pretty hilarious that South African Nations intimidated you. Surely a 'World Class Power' has more than 30 odd battalions in the ONLY MILITARY OPERATION it is taking care of. Surely, home based defense is important, but really, was it worth disgrace on an international level?

Britain is either rather foolish or rather weak.

For the sake of our amusement, we like to believe the former :smash: :beam:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

......... Jerk..........

[Askthepizzaguy]

*facepalm*

Be nice...

[White_eyes:D]

Britain is either rather foolish or rather weak.

For the sake of our amusement, we like to believe the former :smash: :beam:
Well your going to be feeling some "NPC Pain" unless Khazzered pulls out of Austria:laugh4:
And if you go on defense.....you still lose:no: (I tried:shrug: but being outnumbered 3-1 it is quite futile:sweatdrop:) I would save your troops and pull out....don't want to lose them over this crap:laugh4:

[Death is yonder]

Khazaar has made a mistake that he has committed on his own, planned on his own, and will be left on his own to rectify.

If I believed he couldn't handle the situation, I would move in, and yes, that's a compliment, because I'm doing... Nothing!




I tried but being outnumbered 3-1 it is quite futile0

Name me a country that outnumbers Russia's military, and is highly competent as well, and is NPC :clown:

[Beefy187]

I am going to shut up now. Its obvious that if I cant even cow two tiny African nations I am truly a weak nation. :shame: I am going to slip back in the shadows and not do anything for the next 10 phases.

Heh join the club. We don't even have a army :laugh4:
Our men shoots flowers out of their gun.

Heres a tip Britain.. You should secretly make a company called Activision... and poke them around with a idea of a war game... Name it something like "Call of Duty" Start with something nice and easy to get the morale of your people up... Like WW2. Then eventually... Around CoD4, introduce them the awesomeness of SAS and how they are trying to pacify the world. That should make all the young Brits go "Woah!" and they'll join up... You'll double your army size in few years!

[Askthepizzaguy]

DONT HAVE AN ARMY???

....


*whistles as Britain's navy travels to Japan for.... sushi....*

[White_eyes:D]

Name me a country that outnumbers Russia's military, and is highly competent as well, and is NPC :clown:
The rest of the Nations on the planet...:laugh4:
I don't think Russia can stop ALL of the NPC's that are left...:no: but hey...your welcome to try...I would even help..if I could...:shame:(damn treaty's:furious3:)

[Death is yonder]

Heh join the club. We don't even have a army :laugh4:
Our men shoots flowers out of their gun.

Heres a tip Britain.. You should secretly make a company called Activision... and poke them around with a idea of a war game... Name it something like "Call of Duty" Start with something nice and easy to get the morale of your people up... Like WW2. Then eventually... Around CoD4, introduce them the awesomeness of SAS and how they are trying to pacify the world. That should make all the young Brits go "Woah!" and they'll join up... You'll double your army size in few years!

Maybe your men can shoot flowers as we enter Tokyo :clown:

Peace in conquest! Violence in resistance!

Never forget that when Russia invades your lands (if we do :clown:)

Then what was all that talk about Japanese anti pirate navies and "self defense" forces :smash:


Name me a country

A! Country, A! Not ALL...

[Caius]

Britain is either rather foolish or rather weak.

Britain is trying to look rather foolish or rather weak. That's a difference. It's like saying "We own 40000 armies" than saying "We own 300 odd armies".

[Greyblades]

Just a notice the turn will end at about 6pm GMT+1 tommorrow.

[Centurion1]

Russia, is a jerk. Their red rhetoric is grating on the nerves and China is red. Russia do not believe i cannot see through your plans. Any attempt on the far eastern nations (China, Japan, Koreas) will be crushed and would be foolish in the extreme. I suggest you do something constructive, .......like drowning yourself in vodka.

[White_eyes:D]

Russia, I have no idea. The problem with NPC nations is if you mess with one, you mess with all:laugh4:

[TheFlax]

Pakistan has many statements to issues.

Firstly, Pakistan wishes to congratulate England in its struggle in South Africa. Pakistan is hopeful that once England is satisfied that South Africa poses no longer a threat, they will withdraw and not find an excuse for prolonged occupation.

Secondly, Pakistan wishes to condemn Czechoslovakia's annexation of Hungary, an ally of Czechoslovakia, and wonders why the Warsaw pact has given no reaction to this. Perhaps this defensive pact is just a sham, designed to lull the rest of the world into thinking the Eastern Bloc is a cohesive group, while in reality they are at each others throats?

Thirdly, Pakistan wishes to condemn the German Democratic Republic for its invasion of Austria. Not did the GDR stated retaliation as reason only after the invasion, but it never made stated its grievances in public and also never sought a diplomatic resolution. This is, all and all, an act of naked aggression with a flimsy Casus Belli.

Fourthly, Pakistan supports China's position on possible Russian aggression in Asia. If the USSR invades any country in Asia, Pakistan will join whatever coalition is organized to defend the freedom of that country.

Fifthly, Pakistan has sent a sizable force to support Iran, purely in a defensive manner, against the bellicose Arab countries wishing it harm.

Sixthly, Pakistan wishes to announce, in collaboration with India and China, the creation of an independent Kashmir nation. After lengthy negotiations all parties have reached a satisfactory position. The independence of this new country of Kashmir will be guaranteed by Pakistan, India and China. For three years, an international force, comprised of elements of each signatory party, will be stationed in Kashmir in order to stabilize the region and help the establishment of a new government. All three countries will withdraw half their forces after the second year and the rest after the third year. China will command this force during the first year, India will command it during the second year and Pakistan will be in charge of the withdrawals during the third year.

Pakistan sincerely hopes that this agreement between three nations that have been oft at odds, especially concerning the region of Kashmir, will be the herald of a lasting peace in southern Asia. Pakistan is hopeful that the rest of world will take note of this tremendous accomplishment by these three distinctly different countries and cultures; and will do their part to bring a new era of peace and prosperity.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

England is glad to hear that the nations of that area have finally come to an agreement on Kashmir, it has been a thorn in diplomacy for a long time, and I hope that with this show of good will they can all have a new era of peace and prosperity. I wish them all good luck.


Britain is for now going to stay put in South africa, both to assure the creation of a new stable government and constitution, and to send money to help stabilize the South African and Rhodesian economy. When both of these objectives have been met we will think about a withdrawal. however it will only be if the South African people support such a withdrawal, it will be put to a vote, just like every other colony we have had. The apartheid came about due to one such withdrawal already, and although we doubt that such a thing will happen again we do not want South africa to fall under sinister influences.

[White_eyes:D]

Pakistan has sent a sizable force to support Iran, purely in a defensive manner, against the bellicose Arab countries wishing it harm.

If you help Iran Invade others then I can't say that I well be able to stay out of it:sweatdrop:

The treaty that I signed also says

The Republic of Egypt and the honorable kingdom of Saudi Arabia will here by cease hostilities in the Turkish area on the condition that the republic of turkey will release whatever Syrian lands still occupied and will not start any war or join one on the attacking side for 3 years.
You will also give half your army to the Middle East to make sure it stays strong and free.
If you agree to these three terms Saudi Arabia and Egyptian forces will cease their attacks.

[TheFlax]

Pakistan wonders what Turkey does not understand about the word defensive.

[A Very Super Market]

Somalia pledges to attempt to keep the pirates from screwing with the new-found order in South Asia.

However, Turkey has once again ticked them off, and will definitely feel attacks.

[White_eyes:D]

:shrug: I couldn't care less...just keep on kicking me while I am down:shame::thumbsdown::no:

@TheFlax: those are still my units that are being wiped out....even if I was forced to hand them over:furious3:

[pevergreen]

Germany commands you all to hammer dance.

[White_eyes:D]

Germany commands you all to hammer dance.

:shrug: I have nothing better to do for three long years:juggle2: *hammer dancing for no reason*

Edit: Greyblades, Is there any way to defeat a NPC country without bringing in every other NPC?....because as far as I came see...there is no way for GB to win:smash:

[Zim]

India would like to confirm what Pakistan has stated about Kashmir, which will hopefully become a strong, independent state free of the conflict our countries caused in claiming it.

We are also sending some troops to help Iran out, although they will only act defensively.


We would also like to state that we have a new trading partner. We are now exchanging trade goods with China. We hope that our two nations will remain friends for decades to come. :bow:

[Beefy187]

Japan is hearing scary stories... About Russia planning a simultaneous Communist Revolutions.... Starting with the far east.

Japan is scared. Soo scared that we are starting to get illogical. And Japan getting illogical is an equivalent of end of the world, as all your cars and calculators will start behaving weird.

So USSR, I hope the rumour I heard is not true. If I hear more scary stories about you, then we'll be forced to beg permission to build a army who shoots bullets instead of flowers.

I also congratulate Pakistan and India for what they have done :2thumbsup:

[pevergreen]

Germany extends the hand of friendship and offers Japan the "Sacred Chant".

OOC: This is weird, some people nicknamed Beefy Japan at high school...and by some, I mean killfr3nzy.

[Death is yonder]

Russia, is a jerk. Their red rhetoric is grating on the nerves and China is red. Russia do not believe i cannot see through your plans. Any attempt on the far eastern nations (China, Japan, Koreas) will be crushed and would be foolish in the extreme. I suggest you do something constructive, .......like drowning yourself in vodka.

You know... for retorting to a threatening joke sprinkled with clown smileys, you sound awfully serious. Have you over extended your hand and played your cards before the time is right, Mr Wu?

Would you prefer Russia of the age being all friendly, extending hands of friendships with mortal rivals, suddenly forgetting all past animosity to provide a less immersive experience that would serve to only benefit those against us? Frankly, I prefer the role play, its more enjoyable that way, so insult not our rhetoric! We don't insult your pish posh Made-In-China labels! Maybe we should... :stare:


Japan is hearing scary stories... About Russia planning a simultaneous Communist Revolutions.... Starting with the far east.

Japan is scared. Soo scared that we are starting to get illogical. And Japan getting illogical is an equivalent of end of the world, as all your cars and calculators will start behaving weird.

So USSR, I hope the rumour I heard is not true. If I hear more scary stories about you, then we'll be forced to beg permission to build a army who shoots bullets instead of flowers.

I also congratulate Pakistan and India for what they have done :2thumbsup:

It was a joke intended at your supposed shooting of flowers... :sweatdrop:

Is Russia, the bad boy of the age, not allowed to make threatening jokes? :smash:



Secondly, Pakistan wishes to condemn Czechoslovakia's annexation of Hungary, an ally of Czechoslovakia, and wonders why the Warsaw pact has given no reaction to this. Perhaps this defensive pact is just a sham, designed to lull the rest of the world into thinking the Eastern Bloc is a cohesive group, while in reality they are at each others throats?

Surely, when handling matters of internal security and etc, you do not just blare it to the world at large. Are we not a "secret secret" pact enshrouded in such mystery and closed societies that people have to send spy planes just to find out what we are doing? :clown:


Russia, I have no idea. The problem with NPC nations is if you mess with one, you mess with all

Probably meant to enforce the idea of the historical "COLD WAR", which obviously wasn't World War III, hardly surprising. :shrug:

Additionally, we would like to offer congratulations at our friend, India, for resolving a political issue that would surely be a thorn in the side needlessly.

[Centurion1]

China is now trading and exchanging our respective trade goods with each other.

China will be sending some of the peoples army to aid Iran in a defensive capacity. They will not cross the original Iranian border and are a last ditch force in cause of uncalled for Turkish, Egyptian, or Saudi Arabian Territory.

China will be conducting its invasion of Bhutan within the next turn, we will give the rightful throne back to the Monarchy and remain in a position to defend him against further illegal and violent acts.

Kashmir will indeed be returned to the Kashmiri (sp?). It will be a coalition of India, Pakistan, and China as these are the nations returning land for the new nation. They will be safeguarded from internal strife and from outside aggression and a Democracy will be put into place, with communists, socialists, and capitalists running for election. China will lead the first group as governor-general. (For a more detailed plan look at Flaxs post)

China wishes all the best to Britain in their invasion and thanks them for giving us back Hong Kong (that little British dot on my coast was making me angry.) :clown:

Russia, we understand no reason to make "joking" threats about attacking innocent nations. You would do well to avoid making China angry. There are certain comments that will never be construed as being "jokes". We wish for a formal apology from the Kremlin.

[Death is yonder]

We offer no apology, as it was obviously a joke.

Japan obviously has cruisers, which it has publically declared sent to the Gulf of Aden or that area to impede piracy.

If Japan jokingly made a comment about its strength being comparable to its men shooting flowers, I fail to see why we aren't allowed to make a joke about it too, is politics all declarations of war and sincere threats?

Nevertheless, since you are so twitchy about it, we offer a formal apology from the Kremlin for any false implications one might have had.

From a fellow communist comrade to another, :bow:


a Democracy will be put into place, with communists, socialists, and capitalists running for election. China will lead the first group as governor-general.

Oo... communist party eh? :clown:

They have our vote! :smash::clown:


China will be conducting its invasion of Bhutan within the next turn, we will give the rightful throne back to the Monarchy and remain in a position to defend him against further illegal and violent acts.

Kashmir will indeed be returned to the Kashmiri (sp?). It will be a coalition of India, Pakistan, and China as these are the nations returning land for the new nation. They will be safeguarded from internal strife and from outside aggression and a Democracy will be put into place, with communists, socialists, and capitalists running for election. China will lead the first group as governor-general. (For a more detailed plan look at Flaxs post)

For some reason... my scumdar twitches... my inner politician tells me this is a cunning scheme, but I've always been one for superficiality! :smash:

[Centurion1]

The Kashmir is no plot. I have no interest to wage war with India and Pakistan. I will be happy to give power of the coalition over to Pakistan at the end. (less stuff to write up.)

As to Bhutan i will be simply replacing the king on the throne and then making sure of his security before i move out. We love Bhutan as much as the Bhutanese.

We accept your apology and also apologize, we may have overreacted, but we are rightfully nervous of threats from our brother to the north, even the thought that you may humor such ideas in your mind is scary. :sweatdrop:

[Greyblades]

:shrug: I have nothing better to do for three long years:juggle2: *hammer dancing for no reason*

Edit: Greyblades, Is there any way to defeat a NPC country without bringing in every other NPC?....because as far as I came see...there is no way for GB to win:smash:

Yes. One way is to be attacked first so not to invoke any defensive alliances and get the region ganging up on you.

[Death is yonder]

The Kashmir is no plot. I have no interest to wage war with India and Pakistan. I will be happy to give power of the coalition over to Pakistan at the end. (less stuff to write up.)

As to Bhutan i will be simply replacing the king on the throne and then making sure of his security before i move out. We love Bhutan as much as the Bhutanese.

We accept your apology and also apologize, we may have overreacted, but we are rightfully nervous of threats from our brother to the north, even the thought that you may humor such ideas in your mind is scary. :sweatdrop:

I'll take that as a compliment :laugh4:


Yes. One way is to be attacked first so not to invoke any defensive alliances and get the region ganging up on you.

Something tells me some new stuff are going to occur next turn... :rolleyes:

*sigh*, the ingenuity of those wanting new lands...

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

:shrug: I have nothing better to do for three long years:juggle2: *hammer dancing for no reason*

Edit: Greyblades, Is there any way to defeat a NPC country without bringing in every other NPC?....because as far as I came see...there is no way for GB to win:smash:

I personally am Not worried in the slightest. I have already won, I simply did not expect that Botswana and Mozambique would want a piece of the pie (which is my fault actually, I should have kept my mouth shut). They are not allied with South Africa in the slightest, and I do not plan on ever attacking them. My military action is over in South Africa, now the rebuilding begins.

( OOC: In all honesty even if I did attack them I might be able to take them. South africa was the only nation with any real power Sub Saharan, the rest are pretty backwards, like REALLY backwards. I just don't feel like wasting the effort and PR that such a war would naturally include. I only plan on going to war if I have a good reason to, and this is not a particularly good reason)

[Beefy187]

I'll take that as a compliment :laugh4:



Something tells me some new stuff are going to occur next turn... :rolleyes:

*sigh*, the ingenuity of those wanting new lands...

Here I'll tell you the difference between joke and threat

Japan: "Hey we are going to fight the strongest country in the world and win!"

Thats a joke.

USSR: "Hey. Lets play some game? :clown:"

Thats a threat.

I hope you understand.
Paranoia is a gift my friend. Thats how Japan survived from westerners. :yes:

[Greyblades]

Something tells me some new stuff are going to occur next turn... :rolleyes:

*sigh*, the ingenuity of those wanting new lands...

Its also a possibility that if you end up thrashing them too well everyone might end up ganging up on you anyway in fear of being next and if your ploy to get them to attack is too obvious or is discovered as your doing they will see it as an act of war in itself and their allies will be peeved to say the least.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

We have not heard from East Germany, Have they decided to Withdraw? Russia I assume you would know. Have you heard from him?

[Death is yonder]

Here I'll tell you the difference between joke and threat

Japan: "Hey we are going to fight the strongest country in the world and win!"

Thats a joke.

USSR: "Hey. Lets play some game? :clown:"

Thats a threat.

I hope you understand.
Paranoia is a gift my friend. Thats how Japan survived from westerners. :yes:

Joke

Russia: "Hey we're going to war with the strongest country in the world! Then we're going to conquer the world!"

*bonk*

"Ow!, What was that for!?"

:stare:

"Oh right, we ARE the strongest country in the world."

Threat

Russia: *wipes bloody bayonet on the dirt* Ah comrade! A magnificent piece of work... *stares at the city in rubble*... Today, (Insert Country), Tomorrow, the world! Russia will rebuild the world in flames and our tanks will roll over the corpses of your defenders... :skull:

:clown::clown:

We threaten more directly, 牛先生，Russia doesn't play cloak and daggers :smash:


We have not heard from East Germany, Have they decided to Withdraw? Russia I assume you would know. Have you heard from him?

You assumed wrong, I assure you, we have not heard about any mobilization plans of any sorts, or withdrawal plans, or any plans of any sorts, from the extremely well organized planners of East Germany, who have planned this interesting turn of events, but have not planned on the reaction, but we hope they are planning to rectify the situation diplomatically... although what that is to be interpreted as remains to be seen.

Russia has simply been given an ultimatum from the heavens, to react, or to react.

Find the meaning in that... :bow:



Its also a possibility that if you end up thrashing them too well everyone might end up ganging up on you anyway in fear of being next and if your ploy to get them to attack is too obvious or is discovered as your doing they will see it as an act of war in itself and their allies will be peeved to say the least.

Glad to hear NPCs aren't pushovers :yes:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Russia has simply been given an ultimatum from the heavens, to react, or to react.

Find the meaning in that... :bow:




is the meaning you are completely insane? :clown:

As for Germany I also hope this gets resolved diplomatically,if we are not carefull this situation could plunge us all into WW3......



yes the NPC's have been quite active haven't they....... This game has been interesting to say the least.

[Death is yonder]

is the meaning you are completely insane?

Humpph... ignorant fools...


As for Germany I also hope this gets resolved diplomatically,if we are not carefull this situation could plunge us all into WW3......

Eh!? Ahehehehee... :smash:

[Greyblades]

Bah I just had to miss it.
I'm extending the deadline so the turn will end in 4 hours.

[Greyblades]

Turns over.
This time I'm going to try and make this look a little bit better. I'm going to keep everything in one post to make it easier to correct any mistakes without spamming the thread.

[Centurion1]

Sounds like a good idea.

[Beskar]

Non-Alignment Pact

The great nations of:
China
India
Pakistan
Iran
Somalia

Have formerly signed a deal of neutrality in the war between NATO and the USSR/Warsaw Powers. This deal involves collective defence, protecting sovereign nations from overbearing imperialistic tendency. The deal encourages a more peaceful united solution, and is open to applications from nations who conform to the tenets laid down.

[Beefy187]

God doesn't give the man two things.

If the lady is pretty, she must not be intelligent, as that would cause inflation in mans standards.

Likewise, Russians with a sense of humour is considered incredibly overpowered. As not only you can entertain your people, but also can scare the shniz out of all the foreign countries.

[Centurion1]

Ah, so true, it is a freak of nature for a russian to be witty. They simply do not have the ability to make jokes in a secretive manner.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Non-Alignment Pact

The great nations of:
China
India
Pakistan
Iran
Somalia

Have formerly signed a deal of neutrality in the war between NATO and the USSR/Warsaw Powers. This deal involves collective defence, protecting sovereign nations from overbearing imperialistic tendency. The deal encourages a more peaceful united solution, and is open to applications from nations who conform to the tenets laid down.



*sigh* it must be fun to just be able to declare neutrality.........:shame: Frankly I am jealous of you all. :laugh4::laugh4:

[Centurion1]

Well you could join if you wanted................................

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Sorry, but I have to stick with my side. Such is the British way, stiff upper lip and all that.

Duty to my allies and all the free people of the world, Blah Blah Blah, you get the drill.

[Greyblades]

Its just a name.

[Askthepizzaguy]

To all interested parties:

I have the information to do the writeup but it involves a lot more information than usual. Please give me some time, I'm juggling a lot.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

now I feel a bit suspenseful. I wonder what is going to happen..... :sweatdrop: :laugh4::laugh4:

Russia, you better not be attacking! :inquisitive:

[Greyblades]

Sorry about that ATPG but I got quite alot of orders that warrented a writeup and I'm not sure that I even got them all on the list.

[pevergreen]

SEEEERISOULY shouldnt take this long.

I talked with atpg at least 5 hours ago, he had some of the stuff, but not all of it.

Theres a lot, sure, but 12 hours between the turn ending and the writeup...and its not exactley a once off.

[/angry]

[Khazaar]

People do sleep and do other stuff in between you know. It´ll be there soon enough I´m sure...

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'd do it now, but Greyblades has to approve it anyway. If he's sleeping, so am I because it's 5am my time. I'll get it when I wake up in the morning.

[Death is yonder]

Ah, so true, it is a freak of nature for a russian to be witty. They simply do not have the ability to make jokes in a secretive manner.


Ah! The joys of WIFOM! The fresh vintage from Russian vineyards :smash::smash:

A Russian not capable of secrecy? We can be secret if we want to, but things that are in the open are left out in the open sometimes... :smash:



*sigh* it must be fun to just be able to declare neutrality.........:shame: Frankly I am jealous of you all. :laugh4::laugh4:



I'm not!



now I feel a bit suspenseful. I wonder what is going to happen..... :sweatdrop: :laugh4::laugh4:

Russia, you better not be attacking! :inquisitive:

Attacking? Why would I be so foolish as to attack you. This is the Cold War! Not the Boston Tea Party! :smash::smash::clown:


*whistles innocently* :rolleyes:

[Centurion1]

I just want to point out that any attack by a major player with nuclear weapons on another player with nukes will be dealt with by whatever means necessary........

[Death is yonder]

China obviously doesn't have nuclear weapons, if it did, it would suddenly realize that the nuclear items in the Country PM stipulate that unauthorized usage of nukes would likely result in the guy in charge being thrown out of office by frenzied military generals fearful of Edit: NUCLEAR retaliation. Surely it would be rather... silly... to do that unprovoked? Mutually Assured Destruction, they call it.

And I don't state this mockingly, but as matter of fact.

Hence you understand why all talks and threats about nukes are just... bold talk :clown:

America! Declare Defcon 1 !!11!!1!!!:clown::smash:

[Centurion1]

Unfortunately, china does possess a Nuclear stockpile. We are merely stating that if pushed to the ropes we are willing to send ourselves to damnation to destroy our aggressor. We see no reason to hide our Nuclear Capabilities. So there Russia kiss my red $%#.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

OHHHHHHH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!! No he didn't! :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

(Go china! :2thumbsup::beam:)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Did somebody say nuclear wessels? Name, Chekov. Rank...... Admiral.

Ok ok writeup commencing on 3 hours sleep.

[Death is yonder]

So there Russia kiss my red $%#.

Once again, diplomacy prevails! :2thumbsup:

For a "non aligned country", you really are extending thy hand very wide indeed :laugh4:

At the moment? Nah... China is grimy and backwater, below our standards! :smash:

Maybe if you polished it up a bit...

We are pleased that China has the cojones to insult us openly, we wouldn't take anybody as a neighbor that was a coward, like some Nato countries... *AHEM*... *cough cough*..
:clown::laugh4:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

....... Jerk.......... :furious3::furious3:

[Greyblades]

China obviously doesn't have nuclear weapons, if it did, it would suddenly realize that the nuclear items in the Country PM stipulate that unauthorized usage of nukes would likely result in the guy in charge being thrown out of office by frenzied military generals fearful of Edit: NUCLEAR retaliation.

Thats unauthoised as in, not at war with a guy who poses a very large threat and you are losing.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

seriously, so if we DO get into WW3 Russia is just going to blow us all up the second he starts losing? Wow Russia, don't be such a sore loser. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Death is yonder]

seriously, so if we DO get into WW3 Russia is just going to blow us all up the second he starts losing? Wow Russia, don't be such a sore loser.

Well... I DO have the most nukes...

Fallout 3... or sportsmanship... tempting choices *drools* :clown:

[Centurion1]

Thank you for pointing something that obvious out Greyblades.

Russia, your claims of us being dirty and unpolished makes me laugh, YOU are dirty and Unpolished. so maybe if you cleaned up a little i would care more about you. At the moment we don't need to capture the largest Vodka producer on earth and thats about your one use.........


i will say one more time, china possess nukes.

[Greyblades]

Thank you for pointing something that obvious out Greyblades.

Its a realy bad idea to annoy a host before he has become experienced enough to not say "rocks fall, you die" . :brood:

[White_eyes:D]

If anything Russia is going to invade me next...:sweatdrop:
I am not sure how that well go...:laugh4: (Probably well I would think:laugh4:)

[Death is yonder]

Thank you for pointing something that obvious out Greyblades.

Russia, your claims of us being dirty and unpolished makes me laugh, YOU are dirty and Unpolished. so maybe if you cleaned up a little i would care more about you. At the moment we don't need to capture the largest Vodka producer on earth and thats about your one use.........


i will say one more time, china possess nukes.

In relation to the bolded phrase, we were referring to this quote in particular.


So there Russia kiss my red $%#.

Ahem...


If anything Russia is going to invade me next...
I am not sure how that well go... (Probably well I would think)

Russia likes challenges, Turkey is not a challenge :clown:

Besides, we're not so evil as to invade you when you are in deep hole right now :smash:

Russia, largest Vodka producer on earth? Lets see... maybe we can drown China in alcoholism and brainwash the people with Yuri's psychic powers to drink vodka and go drunk, and misfire all your nuclear arsenals, pointing at America?

:clown::clown::smash::smash:

Thanks for the plan!~! :laugh4::laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Writeup sent for approval, will be posted here with permission.

[Greyblades]

Day 5


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ClipArt-Newspaper1.jpg

Massive war in the Middle East as conflict escalates

The nation of Jordan officially declared war on Iran, and their forces joined Syrian, Saudi Arab, Egyptian, and Turkish forces on the battlefield in Iran, which were met by Iranian, Pakistani, Indian, and Chinese forces. The violence was catastrophic as nearly half of Asia was dragged into the conflict. The overall middle eastern coalition made advances into Iranian territory against the NAP armed forces, taking everyone by surprise. In a shockingly candid moment, the Pakistani leader was quoted as saying off-camera "There will be blood, mark my words... they are all a bunch of morons." ostensibly referring to the MEC member states.

Muslim Holy Site destroyed!

One of the holiest sites in all of Islam, the Dome of the Rock (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Dome_of_the_Rock1.jpg) was utterly destroyed in a massive blast. The Israeli government immediately condemned the terrorist act, denying any involvement, and pointed the finger of suspicion directly at a Zionist radical extremist group bent on Israeli domination over all Arab Muslims. This Zionist terror group often receives funding from a Jewish charity based in the United States. The United States government, upon hearing which group was involved, not only condemned the actions but vowed a full investigation into the non-profit group and immediately froze all known assets of that group. Given the astounding level of violence already in the Middle East, the reaction from Muslim states is expected to be catastrophic.


Three bodies found off Irish coast

The BBC reports that some Irish fishermen made a big catch yesterday... three of them, to be exact. But these was no fish tale, for the catches in question were three men with an affinity for vodka. They were found riddled with holes, and not just from the fishing hooks either. They were apparently shot to death by Russian weapons. So what were they doing near Ireland? Sources inside the British government suggest that these men are suspected to have ties to Communist Russia, involved in the illegal arms trade with the IRA. A spokesperson for the Irish Republican Army could not be reached for comment.

Turkish-Syrian war ends in a cease-fire

Istanbul- Leaders from Turkey and Syria, as well as diplomats from several Arab nations met Wednesday to discuss an end to the fighting between Turks and Syrians. The talks were apparently successful, as the leaders of both nations signed the cease-fire agreement after calling a press conference. "It was all a big misunderstanding." Said the Turkish Prime Minister.

Kashmir region declares autonomy

The northern regions of India and Pakistan, known as Kashmir (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Kashmir_region-map_2004.jpg), declared full independence yesterday in the midst of severe conflicts across the continent. The new Kashmir government has yet to make formal ties with any nation, and is not yet included as a member of the United Nations. Editorial speculation: Given the immense military power of India, Pakistan, and China, the declaration of autonomy by Kashmir would most likely have had the approval of the governments of India and Pakistan. However, due to the conflict in Iran, no Indian or Pakistani official was available to comment on the developments in Kashmir.

Terrorist bombing in Pakistan

There were several massive detonations deep inside Pakistani territory, targeting both civilians and military alike. These bombs are suspected of being planted by Iranian agents, according to anonymous sources inside of Pakistan. The already hostile relations between Iran and Pakistan were made worse by the incident, causing widespread demonstrations in Pakistan against the Iranians.

Severed head left on Russian government doorstep

In a particularly bizarre turn of events, a Russian military official's remains were found today on the steps of an unnamed government agency building in Moscow. Specifically, the remains were the severed head of the individual. The remains appeared to have been brutalized, and a Czechoslovakian flag was protruding from the gaping eye socket, with a note pinned to the base. The note, written in psychotic handwriting, warned all Russians to be careful who they trust. The Kremlin could not be reached for comment, and the state-run media has refused to acknowledge the story.[/QUOTE]

Pirates raided...
A group of Pirate ships was captured earlier today by the heavy cruiser HMS Melbourn while they were making a break for the suez canal. Their cargo hold was crammed with explosives destined for turkish cities and their capture will undoubtably put more pressure on the pirate groups that raid the indian sea. But it is still unknown whether or not they were working autonimously or they were working on orders by the government.

...And Bhutan Invaded
In response to the dethorning of the bhutanise king the chinese liberation army earlier this week started the quickest invasion in history as chinese troops invaded and subdued bhutan's army in 3 hours. Due to the millitary coup the army of bhutan had been clustered around the capital there was only one battle before the millitary was completely crushed and the king put back in power.

July 1st 1981.
https://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7495/day5t.jpg

Thanks to ATPG for the writeups.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The map in your post is singing "O Spoiler me-o"

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Three bodies found off Irish coast

The BBC reports that some Irish fishermen made a big catch yesterday... three of them, to be exact. But these was no fish tale, for the catches in question were three men with an affinity for vodka. They were found riddled with holes, and not just from the fishing hooks either. They were apparently shot to death by Russian weapons. So what were they doing near Ireland? Sources inside the British government suggest that these men are suspected to have ties to Communist Russia, involved in the illegal arms trade with the IRA. A spokesperson for the Irish Republican Army could not be reached for comment.



...... RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!


I ask you immediately stop supplying the IRA, they are a band of idiotic terrorists and if you do not cease and desist I will be forced to take Covert action.

[White_eyes:D]

Awesome:beam:.....take that you Middle-eastern traitors:smash:

Go Anti-MEC:2thumbsup:
Just so you guys know...I signed a defensive alliance with most of the Middle East...I had to stab you guys in the back....but you didn't help me, so you deserved it:2thumbsup:

Edit: I also left out that I had to give my WHOLE army...not just half...:bounce:

Edit2: really good deal to keep my country though....

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

ohh for god sake. If you all don't find a way to end this war I am going to end up throwing my weight in with Iran. A conclusion to this long drawn out war that is not helping anyone should be a primary concern of Everyone.

also, NAP, could a nation join and still be part of their other groups? :bow:

[Greyblades]

I think I answered that one earlier...
Yes but you will have to join NATO's side if a war occurs between them and the NAP.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I meant if they would accept a nation who still had ties to NATO. I mean They are the Non Aggression pact, I doubt they would want anyone who was aggressive :tongue:

I was just wondering, as I think it may be up to them. :yes:


Also, did East Germany Withdraw or are they at war with everyone?

[White_eyes:D]

GB can go with NAP then but it won't help (You well just draw more Middle eastern country's in:wink:)... with all the Defensive Alliance's I have with the NPC's in the middle East it would not be worth it:smash:

Beskar and friends should just give up on Iran ,or lose everything to Russia and friends:laugh4:

Besides they are joining the aggressor side's (It's no small wonder why most of the Middle East would resist and even sign a Alliance with me after I just back stabbed them...:2thumbsup:)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Roadkill, Caius, Navarro, Ichigo, Ignoramus...

Are these guys still playing? There's like zero activity from the western hemisphere.

[Centurion1]

China is not worried about the conflict in Iran. Ha, Chinese troops have not even been involved as of yet. If needed we will send more men to the Iranian front (not like we have a shortage of those)

Russia this insulting between us is to stop immediately it is counter-productive.

Britain, as one of Chinas closest allies we would be delighted to invite you to the NAP. however, i must discuss with my fellow members how this works with your NATO sympathies.

Oh and greyblades, i think you forgot something pretty major........

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am not sure anymore. I heard from Caius two days ago, but it was a short message. Blackadder I have not heard from (he may be around though, not sure). And Roadkill has not said anything the entire game. Ignoramus only just got in the game, and I am not sure he even got his Role PM yet (he may have and just not said anything, I am not sure). Ichigo I have not heard from either.


This is part of the reason I am tempted to join the NAP, They are pretty much ALL active.
Plus, NATO is pretty much falling apart, it is just me, USA, France, and Japan who have done anything to help everyone.

Edit: that sounds fine to me China, and I expected it fully. :bow:

[Centurion1]

I agree like all the western hemisphere is inactive. NATO basically does nothing, except for Beefy and Drizzit. The NAP is all active because we had to make this alliance. Roadkill hasn't said a single thing, Caius has been rather sporadic, and after whining that he wasn't able to play ignoramus disappeared. I think blackadder said something about being gone for a few weeks while relocating to UNI or something. Oh and Jolt said nothing after like the first page

Drizzit feel free but remember you are basically leaving NATO

Oh and White Eyes, you are a coward.............. Oh yeah and no one likes a traitor.

^^ This is all of course in the game

[Askthepizzaguy]

Breaking news update: Russia invades the entire Western hemisphere and wins. Now has moar nukes and lots of Colombian coffee.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

.....

edit:
It disappeared.... or was it ever here to begin with?

[Greyblades]

I am not sure anymore. I heard from Caius two days ago, but it was a short message. Blackadder I have not heard from (he may be around though, not sure). And Roadkill has not said anything the entire game. Ignoramus only just got in the game, and I am not sure he even got his Role PM yet (he may have and just not said anything, I am not sure). Ichigo I have not heard from either.


This is part of the reason I am tempted to join the NAP, They are pretty much ALL active.
Plus, NATO is pretty much falling apart, it is just me, USA, France, and Japan who have done anything to help everyone.

Edit: that sounds fine to me China, and I expected it fully. :bow:

Ignoramus got his afew days ago.

[Centurion1]

Please tell me you are joking atpg

Oh and drizzit bring this to a pm this needs to be discussed privately.

[Beskar]

The Middle-East situation is stupid. For one, Saudi Arabia, Eygpt, Syria and Turkey basically killed eachothers armies, they haven't got an army to fight with. Jordan has a puny army. Why would Jordan even join in the war anyway? Why would they attack Iran, when only Turkey attacked people without provocation?

Only a few of the NAP members joined in, because of Turkey turning around to attack Iran. Aka, a NATO member trying to invade.

Also, why are they attacking me when Israel just destroyed the Dome of the Rock, the holy of the holiest sites of the Muslim faith, but rather try to invade me, who was trying to overthrow Saddam Hussein who used chemical weapons and annexed the state of Kuwait.

Iran petitions NATO to remove Turkey from it's Alliance for more unprovoked action against neutral members.

[Centurion1]

Beskar, asking someone to be kicked out of NATO is like asking two people to do so.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Yes turkey has been all across the map. If we are still keeping track of trade partners he just got crossed off my list.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It looks like Turkey's Goose is cooked. He tends to Duck criticism, and if you call him a Chicken he will say "Nene", for in battle he was shot by a Rifleman and he got a Greenish Puffleg; he's no Helmeted Manakin. As for being abandoned by his middle eastern friends, he feels a Little Bittern. His admirers call him the Cock-of-the-rock, while his enemies dismiss him as a Pygmy Tyrant, even a Cuckoo or a Common Babbler, but none have dared suggest he's a Masked Woodswallow, because then they would be eating Crow.



I wrote this bad joke on a Lark.

[Centurion1]

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BRAVO, OH GOOD SHOW SIR. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIC

[Greyblades]

Also, why are they attacking me when Israel just destroyed the Dome of the Rock, the holy of the holiest sites of the Muslim faith, but rather try to invade me, who was trying to overthrow Saddam Hussein who used chemical weapons and annexed the state of Kuwait.


In defense of the NPC's I have to point out that if they started attacking Israel for a terrorist's actions then they would be attacking the USA's Poster boy in the middle east, with little provocation, while theyre allready fighting a war. Theyre NPC's but they arent suicidal.

[A Very Super Market]

He's like an even more obscure version of Gene Shalit.

The US doesn't seem like they're doing much at all.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

which means GO ISRAEL! :laugh4::laugh4:

[Beskar]

We all know who is going to rule the Middle East. Israel!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

A more serious message. I believe that the USA should be looking very carefully at Turkey's Membership to NATO. His actions have been warmongering and frankly, ridiculous.

[White_eyes:D]

I didn't invade Beskar:brood: I can't declare war for three years....and I lost to them because you guys basically left me out to dry...:juggle2:

I can't invade or declare war on anyone, to do so would mean I would be wiped out by the NPC's and everyone else:laugh4:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

here is the table of events.

1. You invade Syria without telling anyone, and if Beskar is telling the Truth then they even told you not to
2. You pretty much own Syria, But both Egypt and Saudi Arabia attack you
3. They start owning you, you do not simply give up Syria and fall back to your borders, as would be prudent. (if you did so and they continued attacking we would have helped out)
4. You sign a deal with the devil that turns you on your former allies, WHO WARNED YOU NOT TO ATTACK SYRIA!


Blaming this on any of your allies is a msitake Turkey. You made your choice, and it was the wrong one.

This entire war started because you would not listen to reason :wall::wall:

[Centurion1]

Hmmm, maybe you would not have this problem white eyes, if you had not randomly declared war on a NPC like you are the AI of a TW game, lol

[White_eyes:D]

Beskar told me to "Handle it" because, I told him I would deal with Syria...how was I to know the NPC's would be that aggressive?:sweatdrop:

Hoesntly....there is nothing I can do now..:shrug:
Just sit back and wait for an invasion...:wall: I would have attack Russia which would force him to conquer me but I can't even do that:thumbsdown:

[Centurion1]

Stop whining about russia. God, why are you so worried they attack you. Everyone knows, that the first player to attack another HUMAN player will be ganged up on.

[Beskar]

The most reliable News Source in the Middle-East...
https://img36.imageshack.us/img36/9025/aljazeeray.jpg


Dome of the Rock destoryed! Muslims in Uproar in Spirit of Jihad! NPC nations don't care and Turkey disappointed by size of blast!

After the bombing of the Dome of the Rock, the Iran, Pakistan, India and pretty much every player nation is in uproar about the incident. The Muslim world is foaming at the mouth with vast majorities calling for a jihad against Israel and any supporters, but many of the Middle Eastern nations and Turkey don't care. Aljazeera goes to see why.

Reporter: "Greetings President of Turkey, what do you think of this matter?"
the camera switches to the Turkish president with a dead child on a plate, using knife and fork to eat it.
Turkish President: "Rather disappointing, using dynamite. I mean, they could have done it better. Maybe some SCUD missiles, a nuke, make a big fireworks show, it is frankly an embarrassment to Israel that they can't even destroy the building with style."
As the president finishes the sentence, a woman with a screaming child enters the room.
"Sir, she won't stop crying"
"Agh, just throw her in the pot and stew her for tomorrow.... ok where was I..."
Reporter: "That is all we have time for."

The nations of Eygpt, Saudia Arabia, and Syria declined to comment other than random mumblings of "Brains....."


NATO-power Turkey declares war on Iran, member of the NAP!

In a startling turn of events, the NATO power Turkey declared war on Iran. The two were once powers seeking mutual friendly relations when Turkey unprovoked attacked Syria, receiving world wide condemnation, also souring relations with Iran.

After declaring war on the Middle East, Turkey was assualted by the zombie horde of various NPC nations, Turkey decided to play chicken and run back to it's borders and want peace. After various talks of Halaa Brainmeal, Turkey decided to declare war and attack the Islamic Republic of Iran for territorial expansion, which caused Iran to request assistance from the great nations of Pakistan, India and China to send battalions to support Iran.


Turkey bombs Pakistan, trying to pose as Iran. Locals comment "Do we look that stupid?"

Al Jazeera goes down to the site of the bombing in Pakistan where the bombing takes place. The reporter finds some locals.
Reporter: "Greetings, what are your opinions on this incident?"
Local: "I think they must think we are stupid. Iran has been a very loyal ally to Pakistan and recently called for help to us, when Turkey attacked and now they bomb us, attempting to say Iran did it? Do we think just because we aren't up to their ladedah Western ideals, that we bury our heads in the sand?"
Reporter: "How are you sure they were Turkish?"
Local: "Well, they kept flapping their wings going 'gobble gobble', running away from our halaa butchers then decided to put on some Iranian uniforms and blow themselves up. There are Turkey feathers everywhere. How isn't it obvious?"
Reporter: Thank you, that is all we have time for and have a Happy Thanksgiving.


Zombie Horde breaks Ceasefire agreement, Syria declares war and Jordan joins in for the Bad-boy Image to get girls.

In startling news, the zombie horde joins in alliance with Turkey, breaks ceasefire, and decides to attack Iran with Syria headless dessert camal riders and Jordan "just because". Al jazerra goes to the frontline of the Zombie Horde and after our 4 first reporters got their brains eaten,. they were full enough to leave the 5th alone.

Reporter: "Greetings, what we don't understand in Al Jazeera is that Syria, Saudi Arabia, Eygpt and Turkey have been slaughtering eachother for the past year, now decided to band together."
Soldiers: *blank stare, drizzle of spit running down half decomposed mouth*
Reporter: Alright, you from Jordan, why did you decide to join in?
Jordan Soldier: "Well, Iran spoke to us about peace agreements and truces in the past. I know they are doing the good thing and doing the good fight in overthrowing Saddam for the Iraqi people, but the thing is, no one likes good guys and after all, the bad guys always get the chicks, if you know what I mean, so I will be returning home to my 70 virgins.
Reporter: So you think Iran is the goodytooshoes and you just want girls with a bad boy routine?"
Jordan Soldier: "Pretty much, there is no reason at all for us to be here otherwise, if anything, we would support Iran.
Reporter: Thank you for speaking to us, now I will have to run... ... ahhh!"
*Reporter gets chased by the Zombie Horde*

[Beskar]

Beskar told me to "Handle it" because, I told him I would deal with Syria...how was I to know the NPC's would be that aggressive?:sweatdrop:


Yes, I told you to handle it diplomatically with you asking them to join the MEC, not to just unprovoke decide to attack them. It is all your fault, thus your responsibility. You are a dirty war monger and even decide to declare war on Iran, for no reason at all.

[Greyblades]

Subtle

[White_eyes:D]

I guess I just hate how everyone blames me for there problems:shrug:
I made a mistake attacking Syria:wall: But somehow...I am a bad guy for saving my country from a bunch of bloodthirsty Jihadists?:inquisitive:

And no...NATO would not have helped...GB is active...but USA is not...:juggle2: Makes the game pretty tame with no USA:shame:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I would have helped if you had withdrawn from Syria and were defending your actual borders. If they still attacked you I would have been all over them.

[White_eyes:D]

It is all your fault, thus your responsibility. You are a dirty war monger and even decide to declare war on Iran, for no reason at all.

I didn't declare war on you....:inquisitive: My forces are there but my country didn't declare war on you...*Check the write-up*

Rub it in...I asked everyone what I should do....BOOM, I am told whatever I want so I choose to save my country...I don't regret it:bow:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Honestly I thought you could take them :sweatdrop::sweatdrop: Did not think you would lose most of your army like you did.

[Greyblades]

And no...NATO would not have helped...GB is active...but USA is not... Makes the game pretty tame with no USA
I'm going to send him a PM.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I think he is still around, just not like every day.

[White_eyes:D]

I would have helped if you had withdrawn from Syria and were defending your actual borders. If they still attacked you I would have been all over them.

You had your own problems with South Africa...I didn't want you or me to waste anymore troops fighting a war we couldn't win:juggle2:

[Beskar]

I didn't declare war on you....:inquisitive: My forces are there but my country didn't declare war on you...*Check the write-up*

Rub it in...I asked everyone what I should do....BOOM, I am told whatever I want so I choose to save my country...I don't regret it:bow:

Sending troops on an offensive is an act of war, so yes, you have declared war on me.

[Centurion1]

You have a defeatist attitude. I offered you help but you never accepted.

[White_eyes:D]

Honestly I thought you could take them :sweatdrop::sweatdrop: Did not think you would lose most of your army like you did.

So did I...so did I..:shame: Why I had only one real choice...Paint Beskar as the villan to the Anti-MEC and since in real-life he was the one who started the group it would look like that...:idea2:

Was sold quite a few defensive pacts for but had to give up most (If not all) of my army:smash:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

At this point you have pretty much alienated everyone Turkey. Maybe if you had not turned on MEC like you did you could get out of this with your reputation intact, but right now things pretty much fell apart.

[White_eyes:D]

You have a defeatist attitude. I offered you help but you never accepted.

I didn't want you guys wasting troops on such a crappy war??:sweatdrop:

I mean come on...the War was my own :daisy: fault...I wasn't going to ask others to send their troops:smash:

But I was desperate...It was around then that I got the NPC's offer...I warned Iran and Pakistan....did they listen?? No...and that's why there in this mess:shame:

[Language please - GH]

[TheFlax]

I didn't declare war on you....:inquisitive: My forces are there but my country didn't declare war on you...*Check the write-up*

Rub it in...I asked everyone what I should do....BOOM, I am told whatever I want so I choose to save my country...I don't regret it:bow:

How does that work exactly? When you send troops in, you automatically become in a state of war, even if you don't declare it.

In effect, by shooting at Pakistani, Indian and Chinese troops, you are also at war with all these countries and so are Syria, Egypt, Saoudi Arabia and Jordan.

Now switching to announcements.

Pakistan wishes first and foremost to address the issues of bombings in our cities. Some have claimed it was Iran's doing, but our latest intelligence report indicates that they have been framed by Turkey's agents.

This, in conjunction with the attack of Turkish forces on Pakistani military units defending the sovereignty of Iran has placed Pakistan in a state of war with Turkey and its newfound Middle Eastern allies.

In the next few months, Turkey and its allies will come to regret this decision unless they state a formal apology and withdraw immediately. Pakistan also demands reparations from Turkey.

Finally, Pakistan is deeply outraged at the destruction of the Dome of the Rock and beckons the UN to appoint a team to investigate this horrible attack. If indeed Israel is responsible, then it is Pakistan's hope they will be severely punished. If no outside action is taken, then Israel will most likely find itself victim of other terrorist attacks.

[White_eyes:D]

I don't know...Greyblades can explain how it works but I know I didn't declare war on Iran:shrug:

I have no spec-ops?? how could I have bombed some weird location in Pakistan?:inquisitive:

[TheFlax]

I don't know...Greyblades can explain how it works but I know I didn't declare war on Iran:shrug:

I have no spec-ops?? how could I have bombed some weird location in Pakistan?:inquisitive:

Pakistan knows not what espionage capability Turkey has, but has it on good authority that they sponsored the whole thing.

Even if Turkey says it is not at war with Iran, it is at war with Pakistan, so we have declared.

[White_eyes:D]

Fine, but it's you who are attacking me....I didn't declare on anyone or to be blunt...Can't:clown:

[Beskar]

Yes you did, Turkey has gone to war, with or without your contest. Since you keep speaking of revenge and reliation against both Iran and Pakistan, plus you openly admit:

So did I...so did I.. Why I had only one real choice...Paint Beskar as the villan to the Anti-MEC

You lied to the other nations, causing them to go to war with Iran.

Iran is calling economic sanctions from all nations on Turkey. Iran is ripping apart the trade deal it has with Turkey and calling all other nations to follow the same. The warmongering baby-eating president of Turkey cannot be allowed to get away with trying to cause a third world war in the Middle East. Invading nations unprovoked, attacking even those sympathetic to him, with terrorist bombings and causing other nations to invade them.

The Islamic Republic of Iran will not stand to allow the actions of Turkey to be unaccounted for, and seeks world wide condemnation against the nation of Turkey.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Due to the way current situations have played out The United Kingdoms is withdrawing from NATO to join the NAP. This is a necessary action we believe, and one that we hope does not cause any international incidents.

we are going to be brief in this, and ask that anyone who wishes to talk further on it contact us personally. :bow:

[Centurion1]

The NAP welcomes Britain and encourages everyone to question their highly logical switch.

China is withdrawing all trade with turkey and encourages others to do the same.

[Greyblades]

Well this is going well, allmost all of Nato is absent and Warsaw has only got one active member. Its a little depressing.

[Centurion1]

Well, you could find replacements for major nations like USA with someone who promises to be active.

anyway NATO isn't really "gone". Plus nothing wrong with the game so far. and warsaw aint gone, still got ylc, khazzar, and russia. Which is basically all it ever was. Plus Pevergreen is still active i thought so another nato lad.

[Beskar]

If I end up dying (i hope it doesn't happen), I can take over USA.

[Centurion1]

Gosh forbid if you have to control America, they are terrible after all.

[Beskar]

ROFL, "Team America! Frag You! Going to Frag the Mother-loving World!"

[Zim]

Didn't stop them the last two times. :clown:

Fighting all of Asia when the sum total of your countries' populations struggle to add up to that of even Pakistan by itself...well, that's what I would call suicidal. Really only Turkey and Egypt should be able to field anything like a decent army and they've been killing eachother for the bulk of the game.


In defense of the NPC's I have to point out that if they started attacking Israel for a terrorist's actions then they would be attacking the USA's Poster boy in the middle east, with little provocation, while theyre allready fighting a war. Theyre NPC's but they arent suicidal.

[Beskar]

Indeed, that is correct. Since, China/India/Pakistan/Iran had tech 10 troops....

Being perfectly honest, I don't even understand why Turkey was beaten so badly, it makes no sense. You got nations with tanks from the first world war being fielded against NATO's latest, and winning?!?

At least Iran versus Iraq war was actually making sense. With me winning because Iraq wasn't receiving any Western Support this time around, if anything should have been over by now with me winning it. The whole everyone attacking me, China, India, Pakistan, etc, makes no sense whatever, openly declaring war on a superpower (China) while right next door to them, the biggest enemy in the middle east, aka Israel, destroyed the Dome of the Rock, and they don't even batter an eyelid

[Zim]

To be fair I don't think they neccessarily knew China would be throwing their weight into it, and they haven't had time to respond to the bombing in Israel....

[Greyblades]

Indeed, that is correct. Since, China/India/Pakistan/Iran had tech 10 troops....
No they do not, apart from China they have tech eight at best.

[Centurion1]

HeHe i like feeling special

[Beskar]

No, they do have Tech 10. Britain joined the NAP, and since NAP is an alliance, they all share the same tech level. It is the rules you gave to Turkey for example, they got tech 10 because of USA/Britain/etc in NATO. Also, China is in the NAP, so yes, they have tech 10.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I only joined the NAP this turn though

but you have a point with China

[Centurion1]

Oh, that is interesting....... So somalia has tech 10 now?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Ahh, I forgot to mention that Due to its Joining of the NAP it will be assisting in Irans war on the nations of the Middle east. :bow: good day to you all

[Zim]

I'd characterize it as the Middle East "Why didn't we band together like this during the real Iraq-Iran War?" Coalition's war on Iran. ~;p

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yes things probably would be a LOT different if This actually happened. Especially if Pakistan and India were actually able put aside there differences and agree on Kashmir. :laugh4:

Also Greyblades, if we have not received feedback PM's should we PM you, or have you just not got around to it?

[Greyblades]

No, they do have Tech 10. Britain joined the NAP, and since NAP is an alliance, they all share the same tech level. It is the rules you gave to Turkey for example, they got tech 10 because of USA/Britain/etc in NATO. Also, China is in the NAP, so yes, they have tech 10.

There is no way in heck that Britain can supply 4 large countries with tech ten weapons.

[Zim]

On a more IC note India would like to denounce the Turk's obvious deception in bombing Pakistan. They also find it curious that news outlets did not record Pakistan's declaration on Kashmir instead characterizing it as their unilaterally declaring independence. Obviously western countries and their media do not care what happens in Asia...

We fully support our ally Iran in their defensive war.

[pevergreen]

West Germany is incredibly amused at how its actions can be ignored by the great big host in the sky for the second time in a row. Not only were they clear, the host responded to them. So West Germany wonders, why is there no record of anything he has done?

[Beskar]

You said China has tech 10, so I think they can. *nod*

Also, all they need to do is share the design plans anyway.

[Zim]

Weren't those the rules? Countries have the tech of their most advanced alliance member?


There is no way in heck that Britain can supply 4 large countries with tech ten weapons.

[Greyblades]

What? China has tech 7.

[pevergreen]

West Germany is incredibly amused at how its actions can be ignored by the great big host in the sky for the second time in a row. Not only were they clear, the host responded to them. So West Germany wonders, why is there no record of anything he has done?

:grin2:

STOP IGNORING ME

[Greyblades]

Give me an order that doesnt end in your president being killed by a CIA agent and I'll post it.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Greyblade, have you sent out feedback Pm's yet?

[Greyblades]

Hmm? Oh right, gimme a minute.

[pevergreen]

So the CIA have agents everywhere all the time?

COME ON!!!!

This is pretty weak IMO.

[Beskar]

No they do not, apart from China they have tech eight at best.
You said this in response to Tech 10 comment. Now you are saying China has tech 7?

Anyway, I did a map update:
https://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6431/coldwarcrisis.jpg

[pevergreen]

Isnt someone Brazil now?

[Greyblades]

Beskar the maps allready done and there are a trade good that boosts a countries tech level so when I said eight I meant that that is the best tech level he can get without joining nato and getting their free handouts.
Pever the CIA are everywhere and doesnt take kindly to you attacking allies of the USA. And yes Ignoramus is Brazil.