Beat the person above you game (56k warning)

[woad&fangs]

Sharks are just big fish. Beating them is as easy as.... well, as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.......with a minigun (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs&e)
https://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2103/minigunshootingga2.jpg

Edit: sorry Beirut, anyways, turns out that the pic is actually a paintball minigun :)

[Beirut]

Please post pics - not links. Makes for a better game & thread.

Thanks. :sunny:

[Ayachuco]

A picture of the real Dillon Aero M134 minigun
https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/drao0nian/WNUS_30-cal_GAU17_naval_pic.jpg

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/make_love_not_war.gif

[Hellenic_Hoplite]

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1169703087/Police_Beat_Down_a_Bunch_of_Hippies

If that doesn't float you're boat heres a pic (diffren't protest)

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/images/0407-07.jpg

edit* damn pic didn't work.

[woad&fangs]

https://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5668/p1010046nr7.jpg
Alberto the alligator eats him and then silently blends into the backround.....

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/fballoveralligator.jpg
Gator boots look cool

[GeneralHankerchief]

Boots? Bah. Turn that thing into a trophy.

"He got your hand... I got his head."

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/gilm083.jpg

[Viking]

Through time..

http://nexus404.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/round-led-animated-digital-clock.jpg


..even trophies become dust.

https://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2143/ntdustaerial2ciq2.jpg

[Vladimir]

https://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7269/imagesgr4.jpg

[Veho Nex]

How does that beat it?

[Veho Nex]

Through time..

http://nexus404.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/round-led-animated-digital-clock.jpg


..even trophies become dust.

https://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2143/ntdustaerial2ciq2.jpg


BOOM!!
https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/1788357449_fb95af8011_b.jpg

[Vladimir]

Let's see if you get this one:

https://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4170/imagessq4.jpg

[Veho Nex]

Nope but how do those beat the above ones?

[woad&fangs]

https://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2645/hugochavezel0.jpg
Hugo Chavez can change his timezone any time he feels like it. He also hates America, which I believe is where that capitol is from. So Hugo defeats both.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Unfortunately for Hugo, he came about 40 years too early to be the face of Latin American socialism, and as long as this guy lives (forever), he will never be that face.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/Fidel_Castro5_cropped.jpg

(and c'mon, you can't beat Castro. This guy's survived more friggin' attempts on his life than Ichigo, edyz, Gawain, and Teleklos have posts.)

[Vladimir]

Too easy.

https://img233.imageshack.us/img233/3364/imagesoy6.jpg

And NO I'm not going to explain it. Read a book! :book: Gah!

[Beirut]

Yeah, read a book indeed. The blockade beat the Khrushchev and the Russians, but ol' Fidel is still there.

We'll call this Da Facts!
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/books.jpg

[woad&fangs]

I don't care about "da facts". I'd rather make my own history.

https://img214.imageshack.us/img214/544/rometotalwar1th7.jpg
:balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: Long live the Thracian empire:balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/dead3.jpg

BLAHAHAHHAHA

[Viking]

https://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6668/forsterkningarby8.jpg

Reinforcements are en route.

[Veho Nex]

I'm really not sure how to beat this...

[Peasant Phill]

The reinforcements are running a bit late

https://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1972/15743065lw0.png

[Decker]

Traffic is cleared and the reinforcements are on the move again!

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/US%20Military/MakingRoom.jpg

[Csargo]

https://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7818/antitankcf7.jpg

PWNAGE

[DemonArchangel]

https://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9812/cecilshoopmz9.jpg

This giant is lulzy.

[Veho Nex]

that beats arty how?

[Viking]

https://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7818/antitankcf7.jpg

PWNAGE

https://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3408/rolyambushah3.jpg



ambush

[Decker]

Scouts spot the ambush before it goes off and it's foiled:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/2ndMarylandatGuildfordCourthouse178.jpg

[Motep]

You fight the wrong guy...

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h308/freepretzels/halo-sniper_tn.jpg

(just be glad its not my cousin...)

[Decker]

A hitman takes out the wrong guy before the main force is committed and they continue on to hit the actual bad guys.

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/HitmanCrackShot.jpg

[Quirinus]

https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/bang_bang.gif
Bullet in the brainpan. Squish.

[Mediolanicus]

Nothing protects the brainpan better than a gool ol' German helmet with spike.


(And nothing deletes a hotlinked pic like the good ol' edit button - Beirut)

[Motep]

Once more, Beirut protects us from hotlinks, the number one cause of burns in the world today.

https://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii204/VnlaThndr775/finger.jpg

This is a cartoon...right?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Hands? Bah!

Hooks FTW.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/006578_6.jpg

[Quirinus]

https://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3066/velcroloopsgm4.jpg
Velcro. <3

[Warluster]

Fire:
http://www.freefoto.com/images/11/27/11_27_5---Flames_web.jpg
Burns velcro.

[Viking]

CO2!


https://img98.imageshack.us/img98/4931/torrisblokkpelletscc4.jpg

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

https://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3895/algorera1.jpg

Al Gore beats CO2.

[Quirinus]

https://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4288/bushlargenx7.jpg
Bush - recount = President of the US of A

560K warning:
http://photomatt.net/dropbox/2004/04/bush-large.jpg

That's the original pic.

[Motep]

https://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/imamazinglyamazing/book.jpg

:laugh4:

[Vladimir]

https://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1358/lifebookwordssm2.jpg

Books are for words not squiggles.

[Motep]

Not like george can tell...

https://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii224/leon12_12/Flame.gif

Ah well...

[GeneralHankerchief]

CO2!

https://img98.imageshack.us/img98/4931/torrisblokkpelletscc4.jpg

(apologies to Viking)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

https://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3895/algorera1.jpg

Al gore beats CO2.

[GeneralHankerchief]

https://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4288/bushlargenx7.jpg

Bush - recount = President of the US of A

[Motep]

Damn it...not again...

https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e337/ludwig1234/bomb.jpg

Bush and cheney will play catch, standing three feet apart in a small room.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

What if it's not a bomb?

https://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5632/mooninitelightboardli5.jpg

Boston Bomb Scare reference.

[Motep]

I unplug you

https://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z148/MomUnplugged/plug.jpg

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

But does it turn off the power?

https://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4354/batterygd1.jpg

[Motep]

https://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb129/BostonG8r/microwave.jpg

Thisll be good!

[Viking]

Oh look, it is one of these. It is a microwave shield.


https://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1963/microwaveshieldcl5.jpg

[Vladimir]

Oh look, it's her mortal enemy!

https://img527.imageshack.us/img527/8153/candyib9.jpg

[Veho Nex]

*checks his /b/ folder*

umm its censored; but just in case its in spoil tags and if an admin/mod finds it un appropriate please feel free to do what youd like

censored.

[Motep]

*checks his /b/ folder*

umm its censored; but just in case its in spoil tags and if an admin/mod finds it un appropriate please feel free to do what youd like

censored.

:fainting: ...

dont look to the left....

[Artorius Maximus]

More like don't look at either...

Please remove that post.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/rtw/rtwlogo2.jpg

This picture is from Rome: Total War, and we all know that it OWNS!

[Decker]

More like don't look at either...

Please remove that post.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/rtw/rtwlogo2.jpg

This picture is from Rome: Total War, and we all know that it OWNS!
Well mister fancy pants... we all here have played or at least admired the men running around wearing skirts on our computer and tv screens and to remove the said post would be like removing the hairyman thread in the backroom:medievalcheers:

[Viking]

When you're for once going to censor something like that, do it properly; like a blur, a black box or something. UGH




Oh look, it's her mortal enemy!

I meant the net she had, not herself :laugh4: Though she'll be more efficient.

[Veho Nex]

Alas! in the end even my magazine browsing skillz weren't worth it enough. That was shown in a copy of sportz illustrated because my /b/ folder didnt have the heart for you orgahs

but here is my reply Its almost as big as a nuclear bomb TosaInu the admin editing the post, never did think he'd check this host.

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/TosaInu.jpg

[Vladimir]

Alas! in the end even my magazine browsing skillz weren't worth it enough. That was shown in a copy of sportz illustrated because my /b/ folder didnt have the heart for you orgahs

but here is my reply Its almost as big as a nuclear bomb TosaInu the admin editing the post, never did think he'd check this host.

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/TosaInu.jpg

Beat by:

https://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1959/tosainuox4.gif

AGAIN!

[Viking]

https://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6030/ie404qm9.gif

Oops, the forum is currently down.

[Vladimir]

https://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1959/tosainuox4.gif

To the rescue. :charge:

:laugh4: Good one!

[Motep]

https://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/virginiamoran/001.jpg

The enemy of dogs

(the invisible fence, not the coupon)

[Vladimir]

:inquisitive:

Next!

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Rat Posion - kills Dogs - doesn't just contain them!

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/eradirat-500g-tub-front.jpg

[Big_John]

https://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5804/vitaminkyk5.jpg

[Spartan198]

I had a couple of pics that beat you,but none would show up.

[Quirinus]

https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/279306565_fbd7e1ed8b.jpg

[Picture beats no picture.] :grin:

[Decker]

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/spetsnazbackflippinhatchetattack.jpg

[Vladimir]

https://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3909/imagesnk2.jpg

Try doing that after 5 bottles of this stuff.

[Decker]

Some body already drank the vodka so the Spetsnaz are just fine:

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Unemployment.jpg

[Good Ship Chuckle]

The hammer of DOOOOMMMMM shall smite you all!!!!
https://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8025/hammer1wv2.jpg

Submit to its horrible wrath, lest ye die a terrible death!!!

[Beirut]

The Hammer of Doom? :inquisitive:

Fine, then.

I give you...

The Great Aztec Nail of Unpoundability! :scared:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/nail.jpg

[Quirinus]

https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/conquistador.jpg
Gun, germs and steel. https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/teach.gif

[Viking]

The Spanish have been fended off before.

https://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9625/mayflowerpg5.jpg

[Vladimir]

Fear the Turtle:

https://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5224/turtlenewwv2.jpg

[Viking]

What a sadist :inquisitive:

https://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8630/diverdrilljp5.jpg

[Quirinus]

https://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2561/unpluggedsizedih3.jpg
Whoops! :grin:

[KarlXII]

Aha, but this saw also runs on



https://img262.imageshack.us/img262/681/batteriesep9.th.jpg (https://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=batteriesep9.jpg)

[Sarathos]

Well this is what I say to your batteries

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/Battery-Eater.jpg

[Veho Nex]

AHHH GAWD!!! RUN IT OVER!!!
(now to see if it works)

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/runovercat.gif


AHHH LALALALALALALALA CHARGE!!!

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/RWAR.jpg

C-C-C-C-COOOMMMMBBBOOOOO!!!

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/1205280953425.gif

B-B-B-B-BREEAAAAKKKKEEEERRRR!!!

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/1205283081100.jpg

AHAHAHA BEAT THAT!! ITS CALLED THE 1-2-3-C-C-C-COOOMMMBBBOOOO BREAKER

[Beirut]

One pic per customer please. ~:smoking:

[Decker]

We'll start again with

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/MontyPython.jpg

[Good Ship Chuckle]

... :speechless:

Is the the Brady Bunch, except British?...and no girls...?...and tobacco pipes...?

[Viking]

Monthy Python got far, but never this far:

https://img355.imageshack.us/img355/963/normoonyl0.jpg




PS: the US moon landings are a hoax PS: just kidding

[Vladimir]

:laugh4: I like that flag unfurling in the wind.

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Yeah, because there's just sooo much wind on the moon.

[Viking]

Ahem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Moon_Landing_hoax_accusations#Mechanical_issues)

point 5

:clown:

[Decker]

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/World%20War%20Two/MarinessurveytheviewfromatopMtSurib.jpg

I raise your moon flag that doesn't exist to one that does

[Kamakazi]

I challenge the two men in the picture with a 2k strong BANZAI CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:charge: :charge: :charge:

[Beirut]

:inquisitive:

Pics - not text.

[GeneralHankerchief]

As far as flag-raising goes, you just can't top this:

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/WW2_Iwo_Jima_flag_raising.jpg

[Abokasee]

https://img135.imageshack.us/img135/879/malaysia2bboleh2bmerdekib8.jpg

Top that

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Get burned!
https://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6106/americanlegionflagburniaf4.jpg

btw, I am constitutionally protected in this act. :whip:

[Vladimir]

https://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4659/peeonfirebevisandbuttheam7.jpg

Am I fighting the fire or combining insults?

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Watch where your pissing there, boys! :danger:
https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3001/15406sv7.jpg

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Anti-static gloves.

https://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6554/7314hb2.jpg

[TruePraetorian]

https://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii172/truepraetorian/SexyBeirut.jpg

You have to take off the gloves to touch Sexy-Beirut.

[Beirut]

And once again Mrs. Beirut catches Mr. Beirut wearing her favorite bustier and cleans his clock yet again with the rolling pin and the words that erupt from her lips every-single-day:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/MrsBeirut.jpg

[TruePraetorian]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/axe1.jpg

How can Beirut the Great (AKA Sexy-Beirut) feel threatened by his woman with his axe of might? It easily cuts the rolling pin in two.

EDIT: No, thread isnt closed.. ~:wave:

[Kralizec]

Marital miscommunication...

https://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj68/Anathema-nl/111111111111111.jpg

[Raz]

Lemur with Axe > Shaved Beaver
https://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7930/lemuraxefinalao1.png

[Kralizec]

A matter of preference, I suppose.

Anyway, this should scare off Lemur:

https://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj68/Anathema-nl/Hillary_Rodham_Clinton.jpg

[Decker]

SHWING!!!

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/MonicaandBill.jpg

[Raz]

JFK was a better president than Clinton...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/JFKIreland2.jpg

*expects a sniper in the next post* :sweatdrop:

[Decker]

I meant Monica :laugh4:

[rajpoot]

Not exactly what I had in mind when I looked for a sniper buuuut.........which one is more lethal?

https://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8855/delaor1.jpg

[Abokasee]

https://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7493/lunarstupiddj1.jpg
The Recoil is too big!

[Raz]

I meant Monica :laugh4:
:laugh4:
My bad.

[KarlXII]

Nothing beats this.


https://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5462/windmillbeardbf1ar3fg2.th.jpg (https://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=windmillbeardbf1ar3fg2.jpg)

[Kralizec]

https://s269.photobucket.com/albums/jj68/Anathema-nl/th_razor.jpg

[Good Ship Chuckle]

JFK was a better president than Clinton...

He got around more too...
https://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3273/pimpgu6.jpg

[Raz]

Drive by shootings are the downfall of every gangstaz and every Pimpz:

http://www.xboxliveaddicts.co.uk/images/SRSS1.jpg

[Spartan198]

Not when they wear one of these.
https://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm97/SpartanWarrior198/body-armor.jpg

[Abokasee]

https://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7231/helmetmk6desertcamobrityj7.jpg

I think he needed one a theese!

[Raz]

Armour doesn't do much when the armour-piercing, axe-wielding, executioner is about:


(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[rajpoot]

Ah, but how will you cut off the head of someone when there is no body to cut it off from? You might behead them but......
http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1730897_31cheshirecat.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com)

[Raz]

Dog beats bodiless cat.

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[rajpoot]

Ahh, but nothing can beat the flea, no dog can ever be flee free, though you spray him with a hundred sprays.

http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1731094_ist2280522flea.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com)

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Ace of spades beats the club in that previous picture.
http://img224.imagevenue.com/loc57/th_22809_BP-FrogAce_122_57lo.jpg (http://img224.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc57&image=22809_BP-FrogAce_122_57lo.jpg)

[Raz]

Ah, but the Jack of all Blades defeats every card you could possibly have.
https://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7862/jackofallbladesqj9.png

[Sarathos]

http://z.about.com/d/figureskating/1/8/D/G/-/-/jacksonbook.gif
Not the King of Blades.

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Pish posh! It all depends upon what game you're playing. And for most intents and purposes, the Ace of Spades spanks any other card!! :spankage:

[Raz]

Spankage? That'd probably defeat the Jack of all Blades, but you'll need a picture first. :laugh4:

[Viking]

https://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7538/saks832500ri2.jpg

Enough paper crap.

[Raz]

Hah, I bet your silver-cut can't cut through that.

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Vladimir]

Looks like there's a bit of rust in that picture:

https://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5606/pc040324rust2eq7.jpg

[Raz]

High Pressure Water Blasting:


(High pressure pic deleting. Please stop hotlinking - Beirut)

[Vladimir]

High Pressure Water Blasting:


(High pressure pic deleting. Please stop hotlinking - Beirut)

:laugh4: I love using this one!


https://img517.imageshack.us/img517/306/assassin68xo0.gif

[GeneralHankerchief]

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/avatars/staff/m/mod/Assassin100.gif

[Good Ship Chuckle]

SHAZAAM!

https://img366.imageshack.us/img366/9110/93425807a2235a1b7flc8.jpg

Can you handle Mega Man in pixel form?!!!!

[Raz]

Sorry Beirut, got a little carried away. :sweatdrop:
Pixel form of Dr. Wily shall be more than enough to handle Pixelated MegaMan.
https://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3568/drwilyso3.png

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Woops - looks like a dead pixel.


https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/dell-2407wfp-dead-pixel.jpg

[Vladimir]

Time for an upgrade to:

https://img241.imageshack.us/img241/770/plasmaho2.jpg

[Good Ship Chuckle]

I'd love to take that picture on...but...

What the heck is it?! :inquisitive:

[Csargo]

https://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6957/unpluggedsizedkj8.jpg

Won't work without electricity.

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Honestly.

The picture of a plug being unplugged is probably the most overused picture on this thread. It's also not very imaginative.

[Csargo]

Honestly.

The picture of a plug being unplugged is probably the most overused picture on this thread. It's also not very imaginative.

That's nice to know.

[Good Ship Chuckle]

:wizard:

The dragon thinks Ichigo is tasty!

[Raz]

Not if Ichigo has the Dragon Shield of Anti-Dragons equipped:
https://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5535/dragonshieldck0.png

[Good Ship Chuckle]

A ninja comes and assassinates the Dragon Shield of Anti-Dragons.
:7ninja:

You can't beat that. As you say in your signature, it's the 'Best Smiley Ever.'

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Might I suggest we keep to beating the picture directly above us rather than backtracking or branching off onto something completely different - it'll allow us to maintain the thread rules and prevent any closures/moderator intervention.

Thanks :bow:

Anyhow, continuing the game, in S:TW Geishas and their hairpins are, overall, more effective in causing deaths than Ninjas and their swords.


http://www.totalwar.org/patrons/pics/avatars/avatar/SA/stw8.jpg


(Same as below - Beirut)

Sorry ~:)

[Viking]

https://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4882/c04973e364b743f7a8b913ami8.jpg

I think a Geisha will have trouble against flying rabies.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Kittens are cuter than dogs, and they have fangs:

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/kitten-131.jpg


(No reason to hide pics behind tags, best if in the open. Makes for a clearer thread - Beirut)

Sorry ~:)

[Viking]

https://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6030/algorepuppyaf4.jpg

Al Gore to the rescue.

[Sarathos]

Too bad Al Gore can't rescue us from climate change.


(Yeah, but at least he doesn't hotlink. Pic deleted - Beirut)

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Yes, but does he coldlink?
https://img504.imageshack.us/img504/769/snowflake300hyv5.jpghttps://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5986/ist23859833chainlinksop3.jpg
I know. It was a terrible pun. :sweatdrop:

[Kralizec]

Not the most imaginative...but it will do.
https://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj68/Anathema-nl/Grinder.jpg

[Veho Nex]

https://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6957/unpluggedsizedkj8.jpg

Won't work without electricity.

ITT: Won't work without electricity

[Raz]

Enough of this electrical mumbo jumbo.
https://img119.imageshack.us/img119/5568/staticstormvolcanoloresev0.jpg

[rajpoot]

Speaking of nature's power and beauty, nothing surpasses on Earth, the beautiful Northern lights.................

https://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4199/northern20lights20over2yg0.jpg

[Abokasee]

To bad that the Northen Lights are created because the earths magnetic field reflects the suns radiation apart from the 2 magnetics poles, meaning you'll get skin cancer

(I'll just put a image of a bit of skin)

https://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7864/03620cross20section20ofpw0.jpg

[Vladimir]

https://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8457/ls01vv9.jpg

Well you wouldn't eat human skin raw would you?

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Human rinds...

*shudders

[Viking]

https://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2406/porkrinds779594ex8.jpg

yum

[Vladimir]

https://img151.imageshack.us/img151/40/woollyrazorbackqh9.jpg

Try taking the skin off this sucker!

[Raz]

Oh this guy could do it... this guy could do it easily - No-Dachi styles...

https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6498/nodachicf5.png

[Vladimir]

Picture was the last one to load, too slow. You need:

https://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2493/97361871qv0.png

[Viking]

https://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5403/opticfibrelt5.jpg

What he really needs is some optic fibre.

[RoadKill]

https://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5938/1158669393raemuzomglvl4mf8.th.jpg (https://img362.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1158669393raemuzomglvl4mf8.jpg)

Need I explain?

[Abokasee]

Cavalry? PHALANX FORMATION!
https://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1346/phalanxyz0.jpg

[RoadKill]

https://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2779/26caterpillarbulldozerdrs8.th.jpg (https://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=26caterpillarbulldozerdrs8.jpg)

:beam:

[Raz]

Oh that guy thinks he's good by standing in front of a bulldozer?
This guy clearly wins the "Standing in front of something big" Award.
https://img49.imageshack.us/img49/1040/tankmanmy5.jpg

[Viking]

This guy is standing in front of something bigger.

https://img359.imageshack.us/img359/4556/images5cborneo5cnature5lf5.jpg

[Abokasee]

ACTIVATE THE HATE MACHINE!

https://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5418/hate3bo0.jpg

[Viking]

https://img501.imageshack.us/img501/7045/screwtexasro8.jpg

Hate machine won't work if the correct screw is taken out.

[Ferret]

What're you gonna do if the screwdriver breaks in half?

https://img74.imageshack.us/img74/1451/060216827uf1.jpg

[grwn]

Stick it back together with ducktape...

https://img373.imageshack.us/img373/3999/26850ducktapepo1.jpg

[Viking]

So much for the duck and the tape.

https://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2362/imagecv8.jpg

[Joooray]

He's gonna slice ya chick up real good.

https://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9485/2047377262c651d85a2axv2.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

..but what happens if somebody slices him up?

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/Cannibals23232.jpg

[woad&fangs]

Then Satan Kat gives him a second life :devil:
https://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5613/satankittyqy6.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Civilize those savages!

https://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5331/remingtonmissionarywi5.jpg

And a small comment on the state of the internet... I looked up "missionary" in google pictures and the first four pictures I got were of people (and a pair of monkeys) in the missionary position. :shame:

Edit: this was in response to the cannibal picture... but I guess it works with the "Satan Cat" too.

[Motep]

Civilize those savages!



And a small comment on the state of the internet... I looked up "missionary" in google pictures and the first four pictures I got were of people (and a pair of monkeys) in the missionary position. :shame:

Edit: this was in response to the cannibal picture... but I guess it works with the "Satan Cat" too.

Im not surprised...there is an awful lot of porn on dat dere internet. :sweatdrop:

https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Motep_the_Great/pope.jpg

He may be a monk, but he is outranked by the pope.

[seireikhaan]

http://www.covenanter.org/Luther/luther.jpg

Martin Luther PNWZ Popes.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Martin Luther?

Martin Luther KING!

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/494px-Martin_Luther_King_Jr_NYWTS.jpg

[Viking]

https://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6664/libertytx0.jpg

Off with the king's head!!

[Raz]

French heroins shall be burnt at the stake.
https://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4775/lenepveustakemt5.jpg

[Abokasee]

https://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1344/agincourtarcherhp3.jpg
...By the English...

[Motep]

https://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm120/snake2615/P7300008.jpg

Beat that, Longbow!

[Veho Nex]

There is no clip in that gun....

[Motep]

There is no clip in that gun....

That is the point! :grin2:

[Good Ship Chuckle]

So is he going to use the gun as a bludgeon? Or what?

[Abokasee]

No his gonna use noclip mode and get the Sectert Super Weapon!

https://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3023/noclipdoom2ah8.gif (https://imageshack.us)

(Thats the hall of mirrors effect from DooM, you should really play it)

[Motep]

So is he going to use the gun as a bludgeon? Or what?

The gun is a distraction. He will snaek unto the longbowman, and knife him.

And you can merely break the mirrors using this handy hammer.

https://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r370/glorybound21/hammer-01.jpg

[Abokasee]

https://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6749/180pxhalflife2crowbaryu1.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Ahhh, but crowbars work just as well, and have a stabby end, and Half-life2's noclip dosnt have a hall of mirrors! :laugh4:

[Viking]

Or even better, you can just bomb the mirrors into oblivion. :applause:

https://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6844/gpw20050304unitedstateshi6.jpg

[russia almighty]

http://abyss.uoregon.edu/~js/images/sdi.jpg


SDI shot down your nuke.

[seireikhaan]

Tie fighter shot down the satelite.

http://www.javierayuso.com/starwars/ships/TIE-Fighter.jpg

[Motep]

https://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p24/Erebodd/X-Wing.gif

Luke skywalker is the lord of the x-wing

[Viking]

He would never shoot down his own father.

https://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8494/dvcleanerjx3.jpg

[Raz]

Why does he have a mop?

Anyway, his father would not be able to continue if his precious Death Star were to explode.
https://img104.imageshack.us/img104/9474/deathstarjs0.jpg

[yesdachi]

Oh this guy could do it... this guy could do it easily - No-Dachi styles...

https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6498/nodachicf5.png

Yesdachi loves the nodachi :beam:

[Viking]

However, the emperor was not inside the Death Star at the time. With him on the run, anything is possible.

https://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5493/emperorwr6.jpg


Why does he have a mop?

Well, why not? :clown:

[Motep]

https://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o336/xoxomonster/darth_vader.jpg

Vader killed the emperor. 'nuff said. (NO MOP)

[Ironsword]

But despite all his shiny armour and imperial chums, they were no match for...

https://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/Custermurphy/ewok.jpg

[Hooahguy]

...but are pwned by the AT-AT walkers!
http://www.hobbylinc.com/gr/amt/amt38271.jpg

[Viking]

Tie their legs with ropes and they'll trip.

https://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6024/rope20spoolge5.jpg

[Jolt]

The beauty of organical fibers is that they...

http://www.cnn.com/TECH/space/9811/06/balls.o.fire/fire.star.large.jpg

burn.

[Viking]

Rofl, that's no fire; it's the glowing gas in the emission nebula M1-67 (http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/1998/38/image/a). :beam:

Anyway; a fire extinguisher will put any fire out.


https://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3815/bsra500pb1.jpg

[Joooray]

But what if the warranty badge has expired?! :chucks: ~D

https://img352.imageshack.us/img352/15/stuv98ih9.jpg

[Thermal]

http://www.cnn.com/TECH/space/9811/06/balls.o.fire/fire.star.large.jpg

burn it back off! no one will notice!

[Rhyfelwyr]

Fire is no match against Stone!

https://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7307/onixlw7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img184.imageshack.us/img184/onixlw7.jpg/1/w314.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img184/onixlw7.jpg/1/)

[Yoyoma1910]

Hot Girls and Football

Prevent the dorkout needed to employ this kind of attack.


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Rizzo_MF/HotGirlsAndFootball.png

[Rhyfelwyr]

How do they defeat my Onix?!

[Yoyoma1910]

How do they defeat my Onix?!


Read the second line I wrote. :tongue2:

[Viking]

That's no football....

https://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2289/puma20soccer20balleh1.jpg

[General Appo]

Clint Eastwood blows your football to pieces.

https://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee276/GeneralAppo/gbu8.jpg

[Good Ship Chuckle]

https://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2775/t38gs0.jpg

That's fine. As long as he can blow it back up again!

[Rhyfelwyr]

https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6494/bankrobbery2oj8.gif (https://imageshack.us)

This cowboy from the my arcade badge will shoot Eastwood and that pump before you can blink!

[Decker]

Only until a large spider drops out of the tree and sucks his brains out :sweatdrop:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/ReallyBIGFkingSpider.jpg

[Quirinus]

https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/1979_alien_015.jpg
In ur West Australia, killin ur bird-eating spider

[Yoyoma1910]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/nick7242/SigourneyWeaver.png





Ripley doesn't like that.

[cambovenzi]

too bad she is old =

http://www.emmasemple.com/images/commissions/commissions/Old-age-2.jpg

[Good Ship Chuckle]

I forsee botox in the next post...

[GeneralHankerchief]

The Fountain of Youth shall remedy that little aging problem.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/299824268_c67c0f5729.jpg

[TWFanatic]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Juan_Ponce_de_Le%C3%B3n.jpg

Sorry mate, I'm afraid I couldn't find it.

[Quirinus]

Poison arrow.
https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/Shaw_arrow.jpg
Whooops.

[Yoyoma1910]

http://www.highlandstore.com/acatalog/fragmentPicBlankets.jpg


Gosh, how about some nice blankets to keep warm in the wintertime. They were donated for you by some victims of small pox.

[Emperor of Graal]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/811372

[Yoyoma1910]

I shall defeat that with the mighty rule #2:



2) You can't put up a picture of anything invulnerable like God, nukes or anything that would be impossible to beat.

[GeneralHankerchief]

The girl, carrying a very large load of blankets, can't see where she's going and walks right into a wood chipper.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/800px-Europe_Chippers_1.jpg

[Quirinus]

Who wants a yellow woodchipper when it comes in red?
https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/woodChipper-back-feeding-2.jpg

[Joooray]

I wanna see you chop this one with your little red thingy there. :yes:

https://img383.imageshack.us/img383/2170/mammutbaumsequoiadendroll7.jpg

[Peasant Phill]

No problem for our friendly neighbourhood lumberjack Beirut.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/Beirut3.jpg

[Yoyoma1910]

"Sorry Charlie Brown, all those big trees are now metal. Should have tried one more this size, or used a sawzall."

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/cbrown%20small%20blog.jpg

[penguinking]

https://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr123/White_Lion_photo/1107charlie_brown_lucy_football.jpg

Charlie Brown is defeated by Lucy and the football.

[Joooray]

Too bad Lucy always had a weakness for great composer.

https://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2319/beet000kq1.jpg

[Yoyoma1910]

Oi! I'll compose ya something great.


http://www.tri-sport.com/merchant/1058/images/site/Sid%20Vicious%20-%20Syd%20sm.jpg

[Joooray]

Unfortunatly he also had a certain kind of weakness.

https://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6783/heroin1zr6.jpg

[Good Ship Chuckle]

It's okay there little rocknroll buddy. You can work through this.
http://www.na.org/basic.htm (http://www.na.org/phonelines/phonelin.htm)

[Maion Maroneios]

Ok guys, I'm going to wipe the floor with your sorry asses. INSTA-VIC!!!!
https://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7589/chucknorrisfactsfb5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

With one roundhouse kick, Norris can wipe you out of the whole time-space continuum:yes::laugh4:

Maion

[Hooahguy]

no matter how tough Chuck Norris is, nothing can beat.....

https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/nuclear-bomb-badger350.jpg

[Yoyoma1910]

Nice fire works. Is it already the 4th?


http://www.tvscoop.tv/Cockroach_Halloween_Costume.jpg

[Maion Maroneios]

no matter how tough Chuck Norris is, nothing can beat.....

https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/nuclear-bomb-badger350.jpg
You're wrong. Chuck Norris fact #13: Nuclear weapons are nothing more than humanity's attempt to manifest the power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. They failed miserably.:clown:

Maion

[Hooahguy]

@ yoyma:

http://bug-guy.com/Ant%20&%20roach%20killer.jpg

[Vladimir]

Oops. Looks like this guy got ahold of your can there.

https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1913/huffingxn7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img88.imageshack.us/img88/huffingxn7.jpg/1/w500.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img88/huffingxn7.jpg/1/)

[Yoyoma1910]

I believe I may have seen that man on TV somewhere...


http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/46/09/0000034609_20061021005148.jpg

[Hooahguy]

this guy beats the cops to hand out his own kind of justice!

http://www.punisher-art.com/misc_art/2004_movie/punisher_movie_still_4.jpg

[Quirinus]

Pah. Real men wear skin-tight spandex and tacky shoulderpads.
https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/dreddss.jpg
He IS the law!

[Hooahguy]

can he survive a gunshot to the chest (no body armor), being tortured, stabbed in the heart, and shot in the legs? and stilll beat the heck out of his enemies?
b/c the punisher can :beam:

[Yoyoma1910]

I am the punisher and judge dread of your careers in film.

http://www.steward.ca/wordpress/wp-content/JaySherman.jpg

[Quirinus]

Hotchie motchie, what's this?
https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/axe-14f.jpg
Pity it got axed after only twenty-three episodes. :evilgrin:

[Jolt]

Parthian Narrator: For any sword can be turned aside with a gold coin! (Me: Or any Axe with money.)

http://apudgeisasandwich.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/money.jpg

So long as there is money, the show goes on.

[Hooahguy]

i burn your money
http://www.first-home.info/images/money-burn.jpg

[Yoyoma1910]

Not if it's in a nice fireproof safe.


http://www.gnrtr.com/solutions/_images/safe.gif

[Hooahguy]

not if these guys have anything to say about it:
http://www.criticsrant.com/Images/criticsrant_com/TV_Prison%20Break/PrisonBreak_logo.jpg

[Yoyoma1910]

No one escapes, when everyone is watching.


http://www.thinkingshop.com/AIP/ethics/images/Benthampanopticon9-22-02.jpg

The Panopticon.

[Vladimir]

https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2383/13760243491520db92dcoh7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/13760243491520db92dcoh7.jpg/1/w500.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img219/13760243491520db92dcoh7.jpg/1/)

Two men enter; one man leaves.

[Good Ship Chuckle]

Parthian Narrator: For any sword can be turned aside with a gold coin!

Wow... And I thought I was a nerd when it came to RTW.