Beat the person above you game (56k warning)

[Prussian to the Iron]

sorry if this is against the rules, but i couldnt find the .gif of this so ill just post the page. if i can find the gif, ill post it instead :)

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/the-japanese-wii-safety-manual-is-crazy-219119.php

[What's the problem? The JPEG is there, clearly grabbale. I guess JPEG beats Prussian Iron. Lemur]

if you want to know, it is a bunch of pics and i cant pick a certain one. is it so hard to click on a link?

[aimlesswanderer]

Behold the Dark Lord of the Sith, Chief Minion of Emperor Palpatine, Scourger of the Jedi, Imperial Badass Number 1, and, err, Lord of Hello Kitty?





https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/vaderhellokitty.jpg

[Joooray]

Super-Hello-Kitty-Man kicks his ass !! :cheerleader:

https://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8721/hellokittysupermanthumb.jpg

[Lemur]

The Tokyo Gore Police can whup any variation of Hello Kitty.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/tokyo_gore_police.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

https://img7.imageshack.us/img7/287/tuckermax101.jpg (https://img7.imageshack.us/i/tuckermax101.jpg/)
Tucker Max pwns hot chicks.

[aimlesswanderer]

But a zergling rush makes short work of Tucker

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/ZergRush.jpg

[Joooray]

There is only on man you can call when those south koreans are out of control !! :

https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1741/13339494.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

ooooh.....low blow there man.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/988278Team-America-World-Police-Pos.jpg

[Joooray]

Yeah, I know ... no jokes about mentally challenged people, but it just fitted so well. :wink: :sweatdrop:
---
Those guys on strings better run when the evil scissor spider comes to town: :uhoh2:

https://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5921/scizzors0011.jpg

[White_eyes:D]

scissor beaten by rocks:smash:
https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p156/LoungieMu/rock.jpg

[Hooahguy]

youre goin' down!
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/Rock20d1.jpg

btw that is a rock drill.

[White_eyes:D]

https://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n307/temazcall/my_bloody_valentine_3d_ver3_xlg.jpg
Psychopath starts killing the drilling crew and are force to shut the operation down:skull:

[Lemur]

Psychopath, schmychopath, he's still gonna get eaten by the chuds.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/chud.jpg

[Skullheadhq]

http://superrealgraphics.com/Gnome/Gnome_450.jpg
Gnome kills Chub

[Prussian to the Iron]

"Keeblers! Tonight, we dine- in COOKIE HELL!!!!"

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/1425.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

This is a much better game. :yes:

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/sleepover.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Immoral! Indecent! Filthy! Ban it!

https://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3370/decency.jpg (https://img13.imageshack.us/i/decency.jpg/)

(Do you have any idea how hard it si to find a picture representing "decency" on the internet?)

[aimlesswanderer]

Bill Gates will bring decency and decorum back to the computers of the world! :dizzy2:

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/BillGates19831.jpg

[Lemur]

Even Pope Gates cannot save the faithful from BSOD.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/bsod.png

[Joooray]

Hey, I thought it wasn't allowed to post all-powerful objects?! :no:

There's nothing one can do about a bluescreen of death, or is there ??? ... or is there ... :idea2: !!!!

https://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2428/computeroutwindow.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

Hey, recycle that!! Oops.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/Greenpeacebin.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

whoops! it turns out that greenpeace guy was a brit! SAS is comin to save him!!!

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/sas_promo1.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

The SAS is no match for the Capital Police's Special Squad.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/jin-roh.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

these guys kicked mercenaries asses. while in a golf cart.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/576463-babcp3019_super.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Make love, not war...
https://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4841/hippie01.jpg (https://img14.imageshack.us/i/hippie01.jpg/)
...lots and lots of love.

[Lemur]

Make too much love with too many people, and there are ... problems ...

https://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a171/stellarnight495/STDs.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

omg i just laughed so hard!!!!

god. now im scared to have this in my photobucket....

sex change will fix that right up!

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/sex_change_babe2.jpg

[Fixed the image tag for ya, Lemur]

[Reverend Joe]

No transsexual can trump the king of gender benders.
https://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7616/rockyhorror.jpg (https://img32.imageshack.us/i/rockyhorror.jpg/)
From hot chicks to Rocky Horror in 3 posts... this thread is going downhill fast. :tongue:

@Lemur: :laugh4:

[Lemur]

Riff-raff kills Dr. Frankenfurter. Quite literally.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/aspace.gif

[aimlesswanderer]

But those strange people die clawing their eyes out when they see one of the most disturbing things in existence :shocked:

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/OMG.jpg

[White_eyes:D]

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb196/monkeyman260/the-wedding-crashers.jpg
These two guys don't care....there just there to crash the party and get laid:smash:

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/bouncer_big.jpg

stop right there buddy, i dont see an invite.

[aimlesswanderer]

Security is no match for a dalek.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/dalekXmastree.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

wtf?

oops! got beamed back to the ship. apparently they made a wrong turn.

http://community.fitnessanywhere.com/blogs/mfp_interviews/alien-abduction.png

[White_eyes:D]

As my buddy once witnessed....


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/2725326311_0bae603b55.jpg

*FLASH*

What you just saw was not a UFO. There was no alien, and the flash of light you saw in the sky wasn't a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. You did not see anything, you did not even remember how you got here. You spent the day whittling Star Wars figurines out of wood, and painting them in all the wrong colors. Darth Vader does not, for example, wear pink robes. But the point is, you're very happy with your wooden figurine hobby, and you never question that fact. You will return to your lives, people. There's nothing to see here.

[Reverend Joe]

https://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4329/21592.jpg (https://img37.imageshack.us/i/21592.jpg/)

Fight the man... in style.

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/teargas.jpg
sorry about the tear gas buddy!

[White_eyes:D]

Edit:https://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv330/TwoHalfBrains/Misc/chemicalweapons.jpg

That's not tear gas.....:shocked:

[aimlesswanderer]

Science problem = time for Mythbusters

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/kari-motivator.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Real porn is better than geek porn.

https://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8536/kitty20porn.jpg (https://img14.imageshack.us/i/kitty20porn.jpg/)

(What is it about kittens and tits?)

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/antipat_sign.png

oh no! that was a site which included child porn! FBI's comin for ya!!!

[White_eyes:D]

Whoops, the person is missing...FBI missed him:shame:
https://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j209/spydergirl67/expressions/untitled8-1.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

LOL i need to print that out. then fill it out and put it on peoples doors!!!

[Hooahguy]

LOL i need to print that out. then fill it out and put it on peoples doors!!!
ditto!

[miotas]

Chaser beats all government security

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/chaserapec.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

The Chaser guys have regular run ins with police, and the Russians lack a sense of humour. Vladimir is not impressed with the Chaser team - off to the gulag.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/RussianPolice.jpg

[miotas]

Take off those beer goggles mate.
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/beer-goggles.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

dude, i could swaer that is my friends mom. the clothes, the face, everything! gotta print that out and show it to him....then give him your address :P

[aimlesswanderer]

No, I didn't drink alcohol, I drank liquid.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/liquid.jpg

[Double A]

Too bad for you. Now your kid's gonna look like this

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/8_ugly_people.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

https://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6011/n7412714343320158440.jpg (https://img142.imageshack.us/i/n7412714343320158440.jpg/)
Babies are counter-revolutionary. Especially ugly ones.

[Double A]

Not where I'm from. They help out a lot in 16-25 years after they pop out of their mom.

[Hotlinked pic deleted—Lemur]

[aimlesswanderer]

We need regime change to get rid of Stalin.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/GulfwarsEpisodeII.jpg

[Vladimir]

https://img269.imageshack.us/img269/213/georgebushk.jpg (https://img269.imageshack.us/i/georgebushk.jpg/)

[Lemur]

Vladimir, I don't think Bush beats Bush, unless you're being very oblique.

Let's try this one on for size: Since our former President is known to be an avid cyclist ...

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/122839713_fbf36749af.jpg

Bike crash defeats Bush 43.

[aimlesswanderer]

Guys, you shouldn't stare!

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/HotBikeChick.jpg

[Lemur]

Are you guys unclear on the concept or am I? How does Bush beat Bush? How does a biker beat a bike accident? This isn't free-association image theater, is it? I thought each image was supposed to defeat the previous one. Am I doing it wrong?

[miotas]

Looks like those fellas need some training wheels

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/training_wheels-748506.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

Wooden wheels -> training wheels.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/Chinacheapestcar.jpg

[Hooahguy]

whoosh!
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/wood-burning.jpg

[Joooray]

Calvin to the rescue!!


https://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1791/calvinfire291.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

Bye bye naughty boy.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/16podborka34.jpg

[White_eyes:D]

The kids vicious little dog to the rescue:2thumbsup:
https://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh139/aquaman_2008/image019.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/croc_20eating_20dog.jpg
oops! gotta watch out for those crocs mate!

[Reverend Joe]

https://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8617/034308k1p1770x.jpg (https://img256.imageshack.us/i/034308k1p1770x.jpg/)
Crocodile? All I see is a snazzy pair of boots.

[White_eyes:D]

https://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o128/timryandenver/2008%20Evans%20Ranch%20Hunt/EvansRanchPoacher-ivd.jpg
I Guess he should have checked to see; if that Croc belonged to anyone:help:

[aimlesswanderer]

This guy will defeat their security.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/bigsightanime70046.jpg

[Alexandros_III]

https://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2010/rustyoldkitchenknife200.jpg

This rusty knife will beat him.

[aimlesswanderer]

That's not a knife, THIS is a knife.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/thisisaknife.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

And this is a gun.

https://img2.imageshack.us/img2/7070/hannahtonymontana.jpg (https://img2.imageshack.us/i/hannahtonymontana.jpg/)

[taka]

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=163&pictureid=1739

guns are bad

[Lemur]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/vigil.jpg

Billboards are bad.

[taka]

sorry to say but:

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=163&pictureid=1740

Billboard gooooood :)

[miotas]

Graffiti > Road signs

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/billboard_graffiti.jpg

[Paltmull]

https://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a277/joejacobi/PtboHousingGraffiti-April17035.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

Watch out for the feral turkey!!

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/thanksgivingfunnypicturuy4.jpg

[pevergreen]

Doesnt do it as good as this guy.

https://img71.imageshack.us/img71/7953/cockmongler.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

I've lost the thread of "this beats this"... I think this thread has devolved into

https://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5711/irrationality.jpg (https://img25.imageshack.us/i/irrationality.jpg/)

[Lemur]

Vulcan logic defeats irrationality.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/starTrek2009QuintoAsSpock.jpg

[Hooahguy]

the Vulcans copied the Kohanim of ancient Israel!
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/priestly-blessing-1.jpg

[Lemur]

Yes, well, "copied" doesn't equal "beats," now does it? I swear, keeping this simple concept of "beat the person above you" on track is surprisingly difficult.

Fine, Vulcan salute was stolen from the ancient Jews. But Babylon enslaved the Jews, so Hammurabi beats Kohanim.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/Hammurabi_Code.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

why did you remove mine? it wasnt a copy; it said rationality insteadof irrationality.

anyway, alexander the great beats just about anyone in ancient mesopotamia.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/alexander_the_great1.jpg

[Paltmull]

Alexander the Great died from a fever... ^___^
https://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d33/barbies81/saturday_night_fever.article.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/th_broken-anklethumbnail1.jpg

whoops! broke your ankle! sorry bout that, but no more dancing for you!

[aimlesswanderer]

No problems, Dr Mario will fix that. Why yes, he is 120% legit, why do you ask?

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/Dr_Mario.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

too easy:

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/dead_mario.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Riding to the rescue:

http://lifeofhealey.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/velociraptor-on-bike.png

Too fast for you to shoot.

[Prussian to the Iron]

i have to admit i laughed when i saw that. its irrelevant and doesnt beat it, but i laughed.

someone beat velociraptor as im too lazy to put up a meteor.

[aimlesswanderer]

The ladies from China's militia will fix cycling velociraptor.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/China60thparade_women.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Y'know, this thread used to be all about creativity mixed with hilarity. Not a flood of internetz inanity.

So, once again, I will try to save us with...
https://img24.imageshack.us/img24/425/commonsensez.jpg (https://img24.imageshack.us/i/commonsensez.jpg/)
some goddamned common sense. Please, try to use your imagination and actually beat the picture above you.

Please.

[Prussian to the Iron]

dude. stop spamming the thread saying crap about it with common sense and irrationality. its annoying.

to beat the Womens Chinese Militia, I use:

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/7496481681.jpg

Russian Womens Police!!!!hehehe

[Zradha Pahlavan]

All of these women showing off their legs have gotten the Taliban mad.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/taliban.jpg

The Taliban beat the Russians before, and they can do it again!

[Prussian to the Iron]

all those out-of-date tanks are over-polluting the world! Captain Planet is here!!!

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/captain-planet.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Captain Planet doesn't stand a chance against the superior might and extraterrestrialness of Ghidrah the space monster.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/kaiju03-ghidrah.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

same goes for ghidrah to GODZILLA!!!!!!

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/fm475_king_kong_vs_godzilla.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

But Mothra trumps Godzilla every time!

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/mothra_godzilla.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

anti-aircraft gun on a mobile platform kills mothra

https://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q281/chriscanon/Military%20Vehicles/AAPlatform.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

And here I thought you would try bug spray.

An AA gun on a half track, huh? This sounds like a job for Predator! The guys in there won't even see him coming.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/Predator1Head.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

but he is distracted:

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/aliens-vs-predator-chess.jpg

and another defeat for predators if you dont like that one:

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/PredatorParentsfrontjpg90.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Now you've done it. I'm sending in the pope. His face can scare off any possible distractions, and he can excommunicate the guys in charge of making that guide.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/465684.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3359/deuslovultforumpreviewid5.jpg

pope calls a series of crusades; dont work out too well for the west. now, instead of the west getting eastern technology and ideas, the east takes our most high tech weaponry. now every Sudanese gangsta is running around with an M249 SAW. apocalypse follows shortly after.

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Jesus stops the apocalpyse.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=81&pictureid=1816

[Prussian to the Iron]

ah yes, but can he simply walk into mordor?

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/372051536.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

His remote-control Christian cyborgs can.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=81&pictureid=1817

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss173/PhaseShift-180/TheTerminator.jpg

destroys all other robots!

[Zradha Pahlavan]

I said cyborgs, not robots.
In any case, he is beaten by a hippopotamus.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=81&pictureid=1820

[Prussian to the Iron]

lolwut? Schwarzenegger as an unstoppable terminator is beaten by a hippo?
fine:

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg270/n0b0dy_/887-targeting-fat-chicks.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Well, yeah. All the hippo has to do is sit on him.

Now back to it: Snidley Whiplash should be more than a match for the local police.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=81&pictureid=1821

[Prussian to the Iron]

"They call me, the RCMP!!!"

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/Mountie-on-Parliament-Hill.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

I hear that the Canadian army have heaps good equipment, them red coat guys don't stand a chance.
https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/canadasarmy.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

umm...that "redcoat guy" is a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman. RCMP. they wouldnt fight.

but fine:

"He is the Painkiller!! This is the Painkiller!!"

https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj126/bigboss316/painkiller.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

But a mechanic sabotaged his bike. He's not going anywhere.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=81&pictureid=1834

[Prussian to the Iron]

caught redhanded for malicious destruction of anothers property!

https://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr74/sirazor/caught.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

He gets a pardon from the king.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=81&pictureid=1837

[Aemilius Paulus]

Too bad in Korea they consume dogs, so the pardon is merely a trap that the King set up to make catch some delicacies for his local restaurant:

If you like dogs, you may be appalled to see a whole roast one, so now you cannot say I did not warn you:
https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/korea-dog-meat.jpg?t=1256165578

EDIT: Mmm, those dogs sure do look delectable on Google Images...

[Zradha Pahlavan]

I like dogs, both as pets and as food. Well, actually I've never eaten one, but I've heard they're quite good. Anyways...

Kim Jong Il doesn't like it when American franchises move into Korea and steal Korean concepts. He's taking that business down.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=81&pictureid=1847

[Reverend Joe]

But I thought Kim Jong-il was dead!

https://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8466/kimisdead.jpg (https://img44.imageshack.us/i/kimisdead.jpg/)

No, I don't actually believe that. But nevertheless there is a conspiracy theory that he is dead, so... good enough, right?

[Prussian to the Iron]

too bad he came back....

as a ZOMBIE!!!!!
now his evil zombie armies will attack everyone omgz!!!
https://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/BeautifulxxFilth/ZOMBIES.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Armed skeletons can chop zombies into little bits, and there's not much zombies can do about it, since there's no flesh or brains for them to eat.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/20090613-skeletons1.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

wait a second...

no.....did you get that pic from Clash of the Titans? or whas it the really old movie version of the Odyssey? I remember that from somewhere....

[Zradha Pahlavan]

No, it came from Jason and the Argonauts. Not surprising that you'd think it was from Clash of the Titans though, since Ray Harryhausen was responsible for the special effects in both of them.

[Prussian to the Iron]

I knew i saw it somewhere! 7th grade english, Ms Hawleys class, we watched that. and thats the same island as the giant cyclops thing that throws rocks at them right? thats why i thought of the Odyssey immediately.

sorry to be OT D:

[aimlesswanderer]

Batou will take care of the pesky skeletons.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/270163ffd52b53a14a_.jpg

[miotas]

Bullets are no match for the daleks!

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/NewDalek1.jpg

EXTERMINATE!!!!!

[Reverend Joe]

https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6937/magnet.jpg (https://img209.imageshack.us/i/magnet.jpg/)

[miotas]

Meep! Meep!
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/roadrunner.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Poacher deals with the roadrunner.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/drapkin_poacher.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

No takers? Really? I would've thought this one easy enough to beat, with a little help from...

https://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4953/tapa7.jpg (https://img20.imageshack.us/i/tapa7.jpg/)

...the strong arm of the law.

[Lemur]

We know how to get the police off our backs ...

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/policecorruption5b15d.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

Hey, he's not that cheap to bribe, this is more like it. Or it might buy you some countries, whole, population included.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/stacksofcash.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/joker-burning-money.jpg

"Some men just want to watch the World Burn."

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Firefighter puts out the fire and deals with the arsonist. Permanently.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=81&pictureid=1911

[Alexandros_III]

https://img194.imageshack.us/img194/1994/800pxsleepingbabycat.jpg

Nobody could permanently end this. And when you least expect it it will strike... :inquisitive:

[miotas]

Oh yeah?
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/BumperSticker-LostyourcatTrylooking.jpg

[Alexandros_III]

Try running this kitty over.

https://img97.imageshack.us/img97/608/800pxgreatsphinxofgiza2.jpg

[miotas]

Just a minute, let me get my keys.
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/MANTakrafRB293.jpg

[Ariovistus Maximus]

Nobody could permanently end this. And when you least expect it it will strike... :inquisitive:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3550/3351330065_6f5b116933_o.jpg

[Hotlinked image removed, Lemur]

They have personnel to deal with these things.

[miotas]

I already killed the kitty, you need to beat the giant excavator.

[Alexandros_III]

https://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6348/beer20glass.jpg

And I've beaten it.

[Ariovistus Maximus]

Well, apparently something was wrong with my image.

Regardless, the treads on your excavator broke.

I will find another picture of it somewhere. :2thumbsup:

[Prussian to the Iron]

beer beat it.

he gets arrested for drunk driving:

https://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/Brian_Tingle/police.jpg

[Ariovistus Maximus]

But he's in a giant excavator, remember?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3412/3236125617_45007e6a3e.jpg

Police smashed by excavator.

(AFAIK this should be allowed; from flickr)

[Reverend Joe]

OK, if you need to defeat the excavator itself...
https://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1535/bbtpsharpsand.jpg (https://img40.imageshack.us/i/bbtpsharpsand.jpg/)
Pour a bag of sand into the engine's oil.

[Alexandros_III]

No way you can escape from this guy after doing that.

https://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9003/attsecurityguard070607j.jpg

[Ariovistus Maximus]

AT&T!

There is but one power in the world great enough to overcome AT&T:

https://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d137/roxybaby0116/logo_verizon.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Electromagnetic pulse bomb takes out the wireless hub.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/e-bomb.jpg

You have just been shut down.

[Ariovistus Maximus]

Backup underground bomb shelters with underground wiring conduits.

https://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm104/imb25_photo/DSC_2664.jpg

And camoflaged satellite dishes. (Look at the big pot.)

https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj153/GDrafahl/SDish.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Hidden military defenses? Sounds like a job for a spy!
https://img697.imageshack.us/img697/8787/spy.jpg (https://img697.imageshack.us/i/spy.jpg/)

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj234/stokido/sean-connery.jpg

Sean Connery, the mashter of all Shpies!

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Spies, even the best of spies, are outclassed by psychic mind readers. They know spies' innermost thoughts, and can expose them for what they are. All that and they only charge five dollars for a mind reading session.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/mind-reader.jpg

[miotas]

Quick! Break out the al foil!
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/aluminium.jpg

[Ariovistus Maximus]

Well, there's only one way to beat mind control:

https://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l40/bmahfood/Blog%20Photos/T2_Hunter_Killer_Tank.jpg

KILLER ROBOTS!!!

[Prussian to the Iron]

ariovistus, you always seem to come in and beat the guy above who you should be beating. scroll to the bottom so you can see who you need to beat; we dont need any more dog snipers trying to defeat enormous excavators (slip that into a conversation with a random person)

but killer robot does beat the crazy guy and car, so...

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/neo.jpg

Neo from the Matrix turns your evil robots into good by defeating Agent Smith. or he just kicks all the robots asses. either way.

[Reverend Joe]

Roger Ebert's dour misanthropic criticism defeats any movie anyone has ever liked, ever.
https://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8328/rogerebert736078.jpg (https://img682.imageshack.us/i/rogerebert736078.jpg/)

[Ariovistus Maximus]

ARRGG! Sorry.

I dinna notice anything after the mind control. :wall:

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Unfortunately for Ebert, his criticisms of several communist propaganda films has angered the Chinese government, which sends out an agent to kill him.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/181-1.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

Cannibals dont take too kindly to agents. Sacrifice!!!


https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/cannibals_3.jpg

[Ariovistus Maximus]

OK, THIS TIME, I'm current.

Beating cannibals:


What Indiana Jones does best!

https://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/cutestpkever/indiana_jones.jpg

[Alexandros_III]

I think its obvious what beats him.

https://img33.imageshack.us/img33/360/nakedsnake.jpg

Yep, afraid of snakes...

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Eagles are generally good at hunting snakes. Giant eagles can hunt any snake. Or people, whichever works.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/roc72dpi.jpg

[Ariovistus Maximus]

But giant eagles are in for the fight of their lives against...

FLYING NAZGUL! :laugh4:

https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a331/Aratheking/Nazgul.jpg

[Lemur]

Yup, "Account Inactive" beats everything. How hard is it, really, to re-host pics on your own Photobucket account? I mean, really. I continue to stand in slack-jawed amazement at the trouble folks have with posting pics. It ain't rocket science.

[Prussian to the Iron]

*PIC*

Yep, afraid of snakes...

this.....it may be the most epic win on the internet......i....just had to rethink my entire life..........


*WARNING: NERD RANT TO FOLLOW*

the Giant Eagles (which were much more numerous than the Nazgul) actually beat the fell beast-riding nazgul every time they had equal or greater numbers.

[Subotan]

Well, remember that the Giant Eagles have roots going back all the way to the First Age, when they were sent by the Valar to watch over Middle Earth. If they can fight Morgoth, Balrogs and Dragons and escape from Numenor, they're hardly going to be defeated by some sky snakes ridden by Sauron's underlings.

You have just been outnerded. I have no idea if that's a good thing, but it's a fact.

[Ariovistus Maximus]

Yup, "Account Inactive" beats everything. How hard is it, really, to re-host pics on your own Photobucket account? I mean, really. I continue to stand in slack-jawed amazement at the trouble folks have with posting pics. It ain't rocket science.

I was lazy. :rolleyes: Just searched photobucket for a couple seconds and copy>pasted. S'cuse pleeze.

Not to mention that apparently eagles are not bothered by giant flying lizards anyway. :inquisitive:

[Prussian to the Iron]

thank you for furthering and backing up my point happyfaic :D

anyway ontopic:

heat-seeking rockets kill nazgul and eagles!

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/car-balloons.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Bags of ice thwart the heat-seeking missiles.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/ice-bag-10-twist-top-dog-300.jpg

[Alexandros_III]

https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3610/123731004e31eb7d7.jpg

This massive piece of salt disguises itself as ice and then destroys it.

[Prussian to the Iron]

haha, until i read what you put i thought "he's beating ice with...ice?"

Horse licks the salt (Salt Lick). the sad thing is, the only reason i know what that is is becuase i played waaaay too much zoo tycoon 1 and 2 when i was younger :P

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/Horse_Licking_2.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Parthian steals the horse and uses it agianst its former master.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/Parthian_Shot01.gif

Ha!

[Reverend Joe]

https://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1328/sassan1.jpg (https://img23.imageshack.us/i/sassan1.jpg/)
Sassanids pwn Parthians.

[Alexandros_III]

https://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8786/tank11.jpg
This tank destroys cavalry.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Satchel Charge under tank is an insta-kill!!!

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/Satchelthrown_uo.png

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Hovertanks can float upward, thus being safe from satchel charges.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/Hammer_M2_Ursa_Hovertank.jpg

[Alexandros_III]

Very few hovertanks beat this.
https://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9198/atatchron.jpg
Kinda big. Sorry about that.

[Reverend Joe]

https://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7205/giantwrenchchristina1l.jpg (https://img196.imageshack.us/i/giantwrenchchristina1l.jpg/)
Giant wrench = no more bolts = no more legs = giant useless robot.

[Prussian to the Iron]

no metal can beat magma!!!!

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/etnaboom_fulle_big.jpg

[Alexandros_III]

A science issue eh? Time for Bill Nye!
https://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6971/bnsg2.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

Sorry Bill, them nurses are feral as
https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/105113ffd6aacc9e8f.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Roman Obama and his loyal praetorians will deal with this!

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/Romanobama2.jpg

(photoshop is so much fun)

[Prussian to the Iron]

LOTR Easterlings > Romans

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/Easterlings.jpg

[Alexandros_III]

Aragorn > Everyone

https://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4871/aragorn500ppx.png

[Prussian to the Iron]

old age

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/old-age.gif

[naut]

The miracle of cosmetics.
https://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9894/antaging.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

Mate, too late for that stuff!!

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/greatgrandma.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

https://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3481/reanimator1xo5.jpg (https://img109.imageshack.us/i/reanimator1xo5.jpg/)

[miotas]

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/Fallout-3-headshot.jpg

A headshot will take care of any living dead.

[Prussian to the Iron]

is that fallout 3?

[aimlesswanderer]

You think a headshot is enough to stop Batman, son of Superman?

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/batmanbinsuparman.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

You mean to tell me that no one has bothered to beat that in all the time I've been absent?
Bah. Tiamat hates you. And now, she will rip you to shreds.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/Tiamat.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Is that religion I see? Captain Rationalism to the rescue!

https://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4313/richarddawkins.jpg (https://img412.imageshack.us/i/richarddawkins.jpg/)

(Yeah, I guess we kinda forgot all about this thread.)

[miotas]

This young cannibal would like some Spotted Dick for a change.

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/00665-funny-cartoons-cannibals.gif

[Viking]

Civilization crushes the old ways

https://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9053/cityscapecc.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

civilization is always doomed to fall...

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/039950148701LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

We can use this to get back to civilisation!

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/01/teleport.jpg

[Alexandros_III]

Too bad you imploded the universe.

https://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8707/aboul.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Jesus hates science.

https://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5921/topekakansaswestborobap.jpg (https://img190.imageshack.us/i/topekakansaswestborobap.jpg/)

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Cyberdemons level the church.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/Box-Doom2.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

It's the Hello Kitty APC to deal with the pathetic cyberdemons.
https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/02/hello-kitty-amoured-personnel-carri.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Kitties? This sounds like a job for K-9 and his advanced weaponry. Sic 'em, boy!

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=81&pictureid=2115

[aimlesswanderer]

Annoying little robot dogs are no match for this guy.
https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/02/0423092127.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

lol wtf is that?

[Reverend Joe]

Um... ok... it kinda looks like a bug, so I guess we can go with...

https://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4342/ddtb.jpg (https://img269.imageshack.us/i/ddtb.jpg/)

...bug spray?

[aimlesswanderer]

lol wtf is that?

It's a Blue, from Blue Gender (http://www.usaanime.us/Reviews/Blue%20Gender.htm), sorta like an enormous bug. Not the best pic, admittedly. Normally dispatched by a mecha with a big gun and or knives and or explosives.

Anyway, that old religious moth killer won't work on this guy! Cuz he's, uh, different.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/02/the_calamari_wrestler-338x480.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Dolphin deals with that.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=359

[Yaropolk]

Dolphin gets caught in tuna net :sweatdrop:

[aimlesswanderer]

What, a big net? No worries, here is an AS with a big knife. Bye bye net.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/02/fmp_as323.jpg

[Yaropolk]

You call that a knife? THIS IS A KNIFE!
366

[aimlesswanderer]

Hey, I used Mick before.

Anyway, babe with automatic weapon beats Mick with a 'proper' knife.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/02/accessories.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays/spraynpray_spray.jpg

too bad wimminz cant shoot for crap (most of the time)

[Yaropolk]

How do you insert full size image- i go to manage attachments and do the setup there, but end up with a thumbnail always.

[Zradha Pahlavan]

I always just use an image coding from whatever imagehost my picture is stored at. Never had that problem.
Anyways...
A giant buzzsaw vehicle arrives to divide and conquer.

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/Buzzsaw_Big.jpg

(It's a shame to cut up that body (from the post three posts up), but you leave me no choice)

[Prussian to the Iron]

How do you insert full size image- i go to manage attachments and do the setup there, but end up with a thumbnail always.

press this button: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/editor/insertimage.png

[Aemilius Paulus]

press this button: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/editor/insertimage.png
I did that yesterday, and it did not produce a full-sized result, so I typed Ctrl+V URL of the image - without the spaces inside the IMG tags.

[Yaropolk]

Mr Burns blocks out the sun. Buzzsaw vehicle won't go far without its solar panels.

[Hotlinked pic deleted, Lemur]

[Reverend Joe]

Unfortunately for Mr. Burns, soon after using the sun blocker he tried to steal candy from the wrong baby.

https://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1710/maggiesimpson8.gif (https://img524.imageshack.us/i/maggiesimpson8.gif/)

[Mikeus Caesar]

Nice to see i still dominate this thread in terms of posts...

The babies are distracted by a fabulous prize. Windows 7.

With NEW hat!

https://img707.imageshack.us/img707/3626/1242526111107.gif

[Yaropolk]

Richard Stallman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ) will rewrite your Windows 7 under a GNU Public License, converting the UI to an elegant blinking cursor in the process. Need to open Totalwar webpage? Just download and unpack the ascii browser, recompile the kernel, find opensource device drivers for your periferals, and you're all set!

https://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9936/stallman.jpg

[Zradha Pahlavan]

He shouldn't have drank that coffee. It's poisoned.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=380

[Aemilius Paulus]

We all know a rhinoceros horn works better than any Richesian or Bene Tleilaxu poison snoopers:
https://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6449/image087w.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

energy force field defeats any offensive attempts.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/force-field.jpg

[Aemilius Paulus]

How does that beat the Rhino horn? :inquisitive:

And since I was referencing Frank and Brian Herberts' works, you may as well have said 'Holtzman shield'... After all, we all know the Holtzman effect, phase one, will let any slow-moving object through.:smile:

Gah, how many other Orgahs read the Dune series? I thought they were the most best-selling sci-fi series ever...

[Yaropolk]

Clearly that force field would never stand up to a rhino so the rhino is still the reigning champion. Not for long though! Chinese woman makes rhino horn into aphrodesiac!

https://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8601/indianmortarpestle.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

How does that beat the Rhino horn? :inquisitive:

And since I was referencing Frank and Brian Herberts' works, you may as well have said 'Holtzman shield'... After all, we all know the Holtzman effect, phase one, will let any slow-moving object through.:smile:

Gah, how many other Orgahs read the Dune series? I thought they were the most best-selling sci-fi series ever...

uhh.....what?


Clearly that force field would never stand up to a rhino so the rhino is still the reigning champion. Not for long though! Chinese woman makes rhino horn into aphrodesiac!

https://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8601/indianmortarpestle.jpg

1: pic not showing up

2: a force field wouldnt stand up to a rhino horn? my ass.

[miotas]

2: a force field wouldnt stand up to a rhino horn? my ass.

You mean you didn't know? I thought everyone knew, of course a rhino beats a force field.

That picture is self defeating, so here's a blindfold to make sure the aphrodisiac she's making works ~D
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/the_nightshade_travel_blindfold_lar.jpg

[Yaropolk]

That is quite a burn. My hat is off to you sir.

Anyway - get your backwoods town council to pass a municipal code banning the wearing of masks:

Click here for legislative goodness (http://qcode.us/codes/walnut/view.php?topic=iii-17-17_32&frames=off)

https://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2818/missherifflobo.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh, unfrotunately for them, they tried to arrest Rambo:


https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/200px-First_blood_poster.jpg

[aimlesswanderer]

Clearly that force field would never stand up to a rhino so the rhino is still the reigning champion. Not for long though! Chinese woman makes rhino horn into aphrodesiac!


I am hardly an expert, but that is a very non Chinese looking woman. So anyone with funny clothes and black hair in an old B&W photo is now Chinese? All blondes are hereby always Scandanavian. :wall:



Anyway, Rambo is no match for the robo dogs.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/02/222163ffd518ddfb8c.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Your robot dogs are un-American.

https://img689.imageshack.us/img689/1702/animesucks2.jpg (https://img689.imageshack.us/i/animesucks2.jpg/)

[aimlesswanderer]

Ok, what could be more American than American Freedom?

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/02/fail-owned-freedom-fail.jpg

[Yaropolk]

I am hardly an expert, but that is a very non Chinese looking woman. So anyone with funny clothes and black hair in an old B&W photo is now Chinese?

Good eye - that's actually a negative image of a Scandinavian woman that I tried to pass off as chinese!


All blondes are hereby always Scandanavian. :wall:

Only the ones with big boobs.

Anyway, ninja hobo chops up the box for advertisement!

https://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4977/hobo.jpg

[Moosemanmoo]

http://monsterdonut.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/he-man.jpg

Who can top the master of the universe?

[aimlesswanderer]

Who else but Batman and Robin!

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/02/batmanrobin.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Since we seem to be going for gayest superhero...

https://img62.imageshack.us/img62/880/superherop.jpg (https://img62.imageshack.us/i/superherop.jpg/)

...Hello Kitty man out-fabs anyone.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Since we seem to be going for gayest superhero...

https://img62.imageshack.us/img62/880/superherop.jpg (https://img62.imageshack.us/i/superherop.jpg/)

...Hello Kitty man out-fabs anyone.
That is the second time that bloke appeared on this thread... One time is enough, by God.

[Thermal]

Since we seem to be going for gayest superhero...

https://img62.imageshack.us/img62/880/superherop.jpg (https://img62.imageshack.us/i/superherop.jpg/)

...Hello Kitty man out-fabs anyone.

Who can beat cat man?

Dog man, of course.


http://www.liveaction.se/media/bild/klein/lee_wen/2.DogManDomesticate.jpg

[Moosemanmoo]

Hahaha money money money!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Theodore_Roosevelt_laughing.jpg/492px-Theodore_Roosevelt_laughing.jpg

[Yaropolk]

While I don't see the connection to Dog Man, Teddy Roosevelt was undoubtedly the most badass president of ALL TIME (http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time_p5.html) so he would easily take out dog man! Since no real president could take on Teddy, only 20 story tall radioactive George Washington may stand a chance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

[gaelic cowboy]

Mwah ha ha ha fear Evil Lincoln

https://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9140/lincolnevilgun.gif

[Moosemanmoo]

http://www.aboutfamouspeople.com/images/5016shoot2.jpg

Predictable?

[gaelic cowboy]

Ha ha got ya

https://img196.imageshack.us/img196/2643/225pxbostoncorbettbrady.jpg

The Man who shot John Wilkes Booth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Corbett)

[Reverend Joe]

But wait -- every presidential assassination, ever, is actually a conspiracy -- and the real shooters got away!

https://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6133/badgeman.jpg (https://img685.imageshack.us/i/badgeman.jpg/)

(The fact that the grassy knoll shooters appear to be ghosts and/or photographic glitches only makes it harder for them to be caught!)

[Moosemanmoo]

Bah! Bullets are for noobs

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/T-1000.gif

[gaelic cowboy]

My handily placed steel mill will put short work to that

https://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3123/steelmill2.jpg

[gaelic cowboy]

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[Reverend Joe]

https://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9836/icecubesydneyconcert.jpg (https://img17.imageshack.us/i/icecubesydneyconcert.jpg/)

...Get it? :hide:

[gaelic cowboy]

Arrrh the downloading of music will see off Mr Cube I believe ha ha ha me hearties

https://img704.imageshack.us/img704/9081/thepiratebaylogo.png

[Yaropolk]

https://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9836/icecubesydneyconcert.jpg (https://img17.imageshack.us/i/icecubesydneyconcert.jpg/)

...Get it? :hide:

No I do not get it.

[Moosemanmoo]

My NATO fleet will destroy your piracy!

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2008/08/06/hmcs-ville-de-quebec0305-00.jpg

[Yaropolk]

Global economic recession causes NATO budget to be cut!

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9466/alangreenspan.jpg