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Thermal
12-24-2008, 06:32
Wow... And I thought I was a nerd when it came to RTW.

great sig :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::lau gh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy
12-28-2008, 11:02
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/hunk.jpg

Two men enter. Neither man leaves.

Try it, you might like it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw&feature=channel)

Thermal
01-01-2009, 07:19
on topic now ....

http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/large/9ba84c12efb0f34b5f216f251b588fbfc5bde832.jpg

"sir, we're standing on a trampoline, forget the battle, join in"

Emperor of Graal
02-02-2009, 08:51
Trampoline explodes because of a big bomb
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=92&pictureid=798

Hooahguy
02-02-2009, 13:24
http://jackiewhiting.net/AP/Images/BombShelter.jpg

Vladimir
02-02-2009, 18:31
Is that a hotlinked image? Anyway:

https://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9227/fallout31010bl4.jpg (https://imageshack.us) https://img76.imageshack.us/img76/fallout31010bl4.jpg/1/w1600.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img76/fallout31010bl4.jpg/1/)

Boo to the cheesy guy with the nuke.

Yes I know it's huge.

Emperor of Graal
02-03-2009, 11:24
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=92&pictureid=805
hundreds of soldiers beat maniac with a gas mask

Joooray
02-10-2009, 10:54
But these soldiers can always be distracted:

https://img24.imageshack.us/img24/8310/4586885193aa11e1df8oh4.jpg

Vladimir
02-11-2009, 01:26
Goodnight sweetheart well it's time to go...


https://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5827/90868226pj5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Joooray
02-11-2009, 11:15
Well, nowadays people say these pills were "outsmarted" by these two gentleman, or least the one on the right. :book: ~;)

https://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9812/jfkrfkxl8.jpg

Hope this isn't too political for the frontroom. :sweatdrop:

Ibrahim
02-11-2009, 22:23
Hope this isn't too political for the frontroom. :sweatdrop:

you meant for beating the previous person so I guess not

I shoot them with this-a kar 98:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/En-Kar98k_rifle.jpeg


notice I used a kar 98, not a carcano, as that would be politically loaded.

Vladimir
02-12-2009, 14:15
Oh noes! You bought the wrong version. ~:eek:


https://img5.imageshack.us/img5/709/medriflebuglesy6.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img5.imageshack.us/img5/medriflebuglesy6.jpg/1/w640.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img5/medriflebuglesy6.jpg/1/)

Ibrahim
02-12-2009, 16:16
I brought an entire arsenal actually, so i'll still be able to shoot.:clown:
this time, a garand:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Garand.jpg

Vladimir
02-12-2009, 16:53
Pfft. Antique.


https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5952/m14varxc7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/m14varxc7.jpg/1/w468.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img6/m14varxc7.jpg/1/)

Ibrahim
02-12-2009, 17:35
no match against him:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Dforce2.jpg

Vladimir
02-12-2009, 20:49
:inquisitive: He's never used an M-14.

Emperor of Graal
02-12-2009, 22:25
Chuck norris is hit by this lovely Aston Martin!
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=92&pictureid=862

Ibrahim
02-12-2009, 23:22
:inquisitive: He's never used an M-14.

well, its the picture-I guess you just go with it. I know the picture blows and that he didn't use a uzi* (not an M14), but that's life.

*uzi: an Israeli submachinegun, favored for its compactness, rapid fire, and preference by special forces. I most definitly misspelled it, but what the heck.

anyways:

Aston Martin is run over by Amphicoelias fragillimus:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/Human-amphicoelias_size_comparison.svg/800px-Human-amphicoelias_size_comparison.svg.png

GeneralHankerchief
02-13-2009, 19:52
Extinction event!

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/asteroid2-700013.jpg

Vladimir
02-13-2009, 20:55
The underground resistance will be victorious!

https://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1272/nature06277f22tr1.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img5.imageshack.us/img5/nature06277f22tr1.jpg/1/w800.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img5/nature06277f22tr1.jpg/1/)

Ibrahim
02-13-2009, 23:00
mammals have grobbled for 50 million years before this beast.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Phorusrhacos.jpg

Vladimir
02-14-2009, 03:41
Good one! I love the terror birds. :2thumbsup:

However unfortunately, the end is near:

https://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6490/landbrigaj5.gif (https://imageshack.us)
https://img179.imageshack.us/img179/landbrigaj5.gif/1/w250.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img179/landbrigaj5.gif/1/)

Ibrahim
02-14-2009, 04:59
gah! no mammal can crack through this fellow:(its a largish one, so I put it in spoilers)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Ankylosaurus_dinosaur.png

GeneralHankerchief
02-14-2009, 07:19
Hm, this is getting rather simple. You post dinosaur, I post asteroid. :yes:

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/asteroid2-700013.jpg

Ibrahim
02-14-2009, 08:46
actually, not really:

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/31/death_beam.jpg

from now on, any meteor attempting to kill a bird r dinosaur will be vaporized by this giant laser beam.

so quit meteoriting, and fing more clever ways of defeating a dinosaur.:yes::clown:

EDIT: no, the laser will NOT attack other non astronimically related stuff, so as long as its not from heaven, Its free game.

Strategos Alexandros
02-20-2009, 14:41
http://www.toyotapartsstore.com/images/71111_2_%20mirror_8CE1.jpg

Mirror reflects laser beam.

Vladimir
02-20-2009, 19:34
In less NASA builds the mirror:

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6178/62396583su7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Strategos Alexandros
02-20-2009, 21:34
http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/history/astronauts/gagarin.jpg

Yuri Gagarin.

Ibrahim
02-20-2009, 21:40
Gagarin crashes and burns while test piloting, so he won't be able to get up there:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Boeing_720_Controlled_Impact_Demonstration.jpg/800px-Boeing_720_Controlled_Impact_Demonstration.jpg

Strategos Alexandros
02-20-2009, 21:59
https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/FakesAreCool/fireman_sam.jpg

Fireman Sam will save him!

Yoyoma1910
02-20-2009, 22:30
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/OldCrow.jpg

Yeah....




Just as soon as he's done with this next drink... maybe.

Ibrahim
02-20-2009, 23:19
the cops raid his den, and destroy his booz:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Raid_at_elk_lake.jpg

Strategos Alexandros
02-21-2009, 19:36
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/020Q9dDctOgpX/610x.jpg

Pro-Alcohol protesters force them to give it back.

Ibrahim
02-22-2009, 05:10
the local federals have this to say to the protesters:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Gatling_gun.jpg

:skull::skull:

dang beerchuggers-their begging won't budge the federal government :clown:

cambovenzi
02-22-2009, 05:27
its a BIRD!!
ITS A PLANEEE!!!
NOO.
ITS SUPERMAN!!!!!
http://www.watchingamerica.com/images/superman_pic.jpeg
man of steel.
bullet proof ftw

Ibrahim
02-22-2009, 06:11
what the heck man?! he is easy:

*feds send thus"

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/da/Kryptonite.JPG/250px-Kryptonite.JPG

2 tons of it, to be sent upon superman's pate.

Strategos Alexandros
02-22-2009, 20:31
http://www.donny.co.uk/Doncaster/ecards/images/Miners%20Strike/120.jpg

The miners are on strike, so you can't get any kryptonite.

Ibrahim
02-22-2009, 23:01
I hvae former rum runners o take care of that:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/McCoy.jpg

Subotan
02-27-2009, 00:09
The miners are on strike, so you can't get any kryptonite.

Touché.

But all the rum is gone.

http://www.marlerblog.com/captain_jack_sparrow.jpg

The New Che Guevara
02-27-2009, 00:38
http://C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\kraken.bmp

It's meant to be a kraken... I have no skills with computers...

Ibrahim
02-27-2009, 04:47
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Sperm_whale_size.svg/673px-Sperm_whale_size.svg.png

packs of them can put that kraken in place.

Vladimir
02-27-2009, 14:24
Behold the power of the rising sun!


https://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4593/800pxflagofjapanbordere.png (https://imageshack.us)
https://img222.imageshack.us/img222/800pxflagofjapanbordere.png/1/w640.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img222/800pxflagofjapanbordere.png/1/)

Ibrahim
02-27-2009, 17:42
well, japan was laid low by the aom bomb:no:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Nagasakibomb.jpg/200px-Nagasakibomb.jpg

Vladimir
02-27-2009, 21:15
A nuke? Tacky.

Anyway, I steal your secrets.

https://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6499/47128749.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Ibrahim
02-27-2009, 21:55
spies get ony one punishment:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Singchair.jpg

The New Che Guevara
02-28-2009, 20:23
http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nansenpassport.jpg

Aha! The league of nations forces you to hand over your POWs with the comission for refugees.

Subotan
02-28-2009, 23:29
http://bp2.blogger.com/_kXJs-pDNS6c/SDLnp8hv0eI/AAAAAAAAAsE/zMcIlA32pVY/s400/League_of_Nations_cartoon_from_Punch_-_Project_Gutenberg_eText_16619.png
Japan walks out on the League of Nations.

Yoyoma1910
03-03-2009, 22:27
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/Dude.jpg


Hey man, like, this aggression will not stand.

Ibrahim
03-04-2009, 05:11
whoever he is, this is his punishment:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Tombstone_courthouse_gallows.jpg

The New Che Guevara
03-04-2009, 19:17
http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB022310.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BD0661754-FAAD-42A2-BA72-D66764C412FA%7D

That must be some heavy prisoners there.

Yoyoma1910
03-04-2009, 19:54
whoever he is, this is his punishment:




That was the dude, he who abides.


This post is merely meant to be informative and not part of the contest.

Ibrahim
03-04-2009, 20:32
That was the dude, he who abides.


This post is merely meant to be informative and not part of the contest.

oh, sorry about that.

anyways @Che: I simply bring more rope in:

http://www.ahlstrand-marine.com/marinerssupplystore/manila/rope%20spool.JPG

The New Che Guevara
03-08-2009, 21:22
http://pro.corbis.com/images/BE066882.jpg?size=67&uid=%7BACB47FDC-1DCE-43B2-98DE-864DAC28AA10%7D

ah, but your cotton workers are going on strike so you cant make any more rope.

Ibrahim
03-08-2009, 23:54
ah, but I can always get scabs to do my bidding:laugh4:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Pinkerton_escorts_hocking_valley_leslies.jpg/800px-Pinkerton_escorts_hocking_valley_leslies.jpg

Yoyoma1910
03-12-2009, 14:30
Are you the women with sticks or the men with guns?

Ibrahim
03-12-2009, 14:52
Are you the women with sticks or the men with guns?

:inquisitive:

I AM A MAAAN!! *punches Yoyoma's gut's out*

The New Che Guevara
03-14-2009, 20:42
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MEPOD/10086750~Vladimir-Lenin-Addressing-a-Moscow-Crowd-Posters.jpg

Yes, but Lenin instigates a proletariat revolution hence your workers refuse to work for you as part of the capitalist oppression he keeps ranting against.

Ibrahim
03-14-2009, 21:15
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MEPOD/10086750~Vladimir-Lenin-Addressing-a-Moscow-Crowd-Posters.jpg

Yes, but Lenin instigates a proletariat revolution hence your workers refuse to work for you as part of the capitalist oppression he keeps ranting against.

pffft. easy:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Wellingtons33rd.jpg

Army comes in and actually Arrests and executes lenin.

death to the revolution!!

Strategos Alexandros
03-18-2009, 16:08
I hate to do this to my countrymen. :shame:

http://www.tridentmilitary.com/New-Photos8/Ethiopian-camouflage.jpg

Ibrahim
03-18-2009, 18:34
I get snitches and have you all arrested for treason (then hung)

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban2022l.jpg

EDIT: I'll remove and replace after its used-the c must be respected.

Melvish
03-24-2009, 22:11
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IzGDYJE7jOs/Rrxwi_X7NBI/AAAAAAAAA0w/RoFWeRNoxaw/s320/Get+Out+of+Jail.jpg


pfff easy...

Ibrahim
03-25-2009, 05:14
https://msp140.photobucket.com/albums/r9/futurefaith17/get_out_of_jail_free.jpg


pfff easy...

interesting challenge-fill in nothing...

allright:

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://library.thinkquest.org/TQ0312825/AstroNet/images/big-bang.jpg&usg=AFQjCNED7dxAm6B0lryFJMcpyqhbQSpKgA

that will make something of nothing.:clown:

Melvish
03-25-2009, 14:17
meh? my image is a get out of jail monopoly card, what could be the relation to the big bang? The monopoly card was created waaaaaaaaaay AFTER the big bang so rhetorically speaking it beat the big bag.

Anyway beat cheesy with more cheesiness:

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/-/7/eye_of_god.jpg



if too subtle click below to get clue from Monty.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J_KXZbfpQo0/SbBtO0wvWAI/AAAAAAAAAPc/scgOlsMVm9A/s400/monty%2Bpython%2Bgod.jpg

edit: I see the photobucket image has gone down the drain. Your ISP refresh more often than mine.

Ibrahim
03-25-2009, 14:56
the nedulous material forms a new star:

http://www.nrm.se/images/18.1416bda210eb7cf4e7880007329/Betelgeuse+vs+solar+system+January+2007.png

Melvish
03-25-2009, 15:12
ok, i'll give you an easy one

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/DeathStar3.jpg

Death Star supper laser blow up sun and planets.

Ibrahim
03-25-2009, 15:15
http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/wrlds/strwrs/pr/img/orig/Episode_4_Luke_Skywalker_1.jpg

he's here for a reason :clown:

Melvish
03-25-2009, 15:39
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/1075/images/emperor.jpg

the only counter: the emperor

Ibrahim
03-25-2009, 17:06
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/11/darth-vader-costume.jpg

he helps luke kill the empreror.

Melvish
03-25-2009, 19:02
I would have posted a pic of Obi1 but then i remembered that in the end it is Vader that won the last fight. (and i also think it is actually Luke that helped Anakin defeat the Emperor).


So....
https://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e223/hill1bl/reality-check.jpg

Wake up there no such thing as lightsaber or a something call the force (as in Star War)...:clown:

Ibrahim
03-25-2009, 19:18
I can just get an inventor to make the lightsaber a reality:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Thomas_Edison,_1878.jpg

he's an excellent choice:yes:

Melvish
03-25-2009, 19:36
http://luciferknight.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/spanish_inquisition.jpg

The Spanish Inquisition because science is the work of Satan and inventors are his priests.
Burn them!

The New Che Guevara
03-26-2009, 00:07
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Queen_Isabella_II_of_Spain_by_Franz_Xavier_Winterhalter,_1852.jpg

Queen Isabella abolished you in 1834! therefore you cannot exist.

Ibrahim
03-26-2009, 21:16
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Cantonvalencia1873.png

the monarchy is deposed and a republic declared!

Strategos Alexandros
03-26-2009, 21:45
The republic collapses under an economic recession.

http://www.mactech.com/adsales/recession_marketing/RecessionAdSpending-ProfitY.jpg

The New Che Guevara
03-26-2009, 22:19
aha... but money is simple enough.
http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/71/4471-004-F769A76C.jpg

Stresemann simply replaces the money with another form of currency

Ibrahim
03-27-2009, 00:37
I have stressmen assassinated with this:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Booth_deringer.jpg

Melvish
03-27-2009, 16:30
http://www.bellewood-gardens.com/Weather_Heavy%20Rain©.jpg

Heavy rain will cause the powder to misfires.
(Deringer where prone to misfire due residual moisture in the tube)

Strategos Alexandros
03-27-2009, 20:21
http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/drought.jpg

Too bad there's a drought.

The New Che Guevara
03-27-2009, 20:50
http://tsun.sscc.ru/ona_l.jpg

Yeah... Tsunami ends the drought.

miotas
04-02-2009, 10:34
we will all go and hide on a big rock

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/uluru1.jpg

Vladimir
04-02-2009, 13:09
https://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8913/chinamanbeard.jpg (https://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chinamanbeard.jpg)

Old man destroys your mountain.

miotas
04-02-2009, 15:32
what's so special about your old man. And it's a rock, not a mountain :P

The New Che Guevara
04-02-2009, 17:04
Simple enough.

https://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff3/freakyjohn101/grim_reaper.jpg
He comes when least expected... when you're on the can!

Joooray
04-02-2009, 23:30
But you can't because you got two left hands! :no:

https://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2431/haende.jpg

Subotan
04-06-2009, 00:43
Christ, I can't beat Stephen Fry. What now?

The New Che Guevara
04-06-2009, 15:06
I was thinking of trying to get the image of Stephen Fry as the DOW in Blackadder being shot in the duel, but I couldn't find it.

miotas
04-07-2009, 08:41
I was thinking of trying to get the image of Stephen Fry as the DOW in Blackadder being shot in the duel, but I couldn't find it.

he doesn't actually get shot, he shoots blackadder, but i think this wins
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/evilprice.jpg

the evil prince ludvig the indestwuctible!

The New Che Guevara
04-07-2009, 12:55
WHY COULDN'T I THINK OF HUGH LAURIE!

miotas
04-07-2009, 13:27
WHY COULDN'T I THINK OF HUGH LAURIE!

Strange that, everyone seems to forget his early stuff even though it was his best.

General Appo
04-18-2009, 02:28
Seth MacFarlane's brain tumour gains temporary control and he decides to release this masterpiece, forever ruining Family Guy for everyone.

https://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee276/GeneralAppo/Family_Guy-01-big.jpg

Quirinus
04-18-2009, 08:40
Beaten in awesomeness:
https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/359087786_8fb025c4a0.jpg
It's comforting to know that no matter what you do in life, it will never be as awesome as this picture.

General Appo
04-18-2009, 21:23
I think you officially killed this thread by posting too awesome an picture Quirinus. I sure can't beat it.

The Spartan (Returns)
04-22-2009, 01:01
FDR dies of fright:
https://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k109/Leonidas_The_Spartanhearted/22357__468x_moehorror-1.jpg





Game over.

Quirinus
04-22-2009, 13:50
https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/ring2_wideweb__430x281.jpg
Hollywood sequel ruins the scary

Prussian to the Iron
04-22-2009, 16:01
http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/scary_movie_four_ver4.jpg

beats all scary movies until no one wants to watch them anymore....

aimlesswanderer
04-26-2009, 17:42
Sadly, the Spartan hoplites are fatally distracted and massacred by

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Babes/22nd/jo-sang-hee-hwang-mi-hee01.jpg

The New Che Guevara
04-26-2009, 20:19
aha... but this is them... you see you have drunk beer. A load.
https://media.photobucket.com/image/two%20ugly%20men/mspjunkie/ugly-men.jpg

Thing is on phototbucket and etc.
https://media.photobucket.com/image/two%20ugly%20men/mspjunkie/ugly-men.jpg

Abokasee
05-01-2009, 07:06
A quick pullover by the traffic cops and it turns out its not beer at all...

https://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8321/mba0018l.jpg (https://img13.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mba0018l.jpg)

Yoyoma1910
05-01-2009, 18:21
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/Bat-clinging-to-fuel-tank-001.jpg

Space bat shall have his revenge...

Schiltrom
05-01-2009, 20:32
sorry if that's (far) too big

Quirinus
05-10-2009, 16:37
https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/left-4-dead-no-mercy-header1.jpg
Curing the infection, one bullet at a time.

Rhyfelwyr
05-15-2009, 21:06
The above image is consumed by nothingness, of which I can obviously give no picture.

The New Che Guevara
05-15-2009, 21:28
What about the mouth of Cherie Blair wherein lies the true meaning of nothingness?

miotas
05-15-2009, 21:31
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/top_pic.jpg

EB beats boredom

Hooahguy
05-17-2009, 16:52
not true.
http://puredanger.com/techfiles/080911/gandalf-the-white.jpg

miotas
05-17-2009, 22:35
Hey, someone already put up palpatine, he gets beat by anikan doesn't he?

Prussian to the Iron
05-18-2009, 03:58
wait......what? thats the pope......doy......

miotas
05-18-2009, 10:54
Hey just cause emperor palpatine decides to trade his black robe for a white one doesn't mean he can fool me.

Just cause I'm from strayla doesn't mean I'm some gullible fool. :tongue3:

Prussian to the Iron
05-18-2009, 17:09
beat the pope already........or ill just post another pope....

miotas
05-18-2009, 19:45
Well if it is the pope, I don't understand why he's wearing a star wars costume, but surely jesus would beat him?

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/arabic-jesus.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
05-19-2009, 13:39
wtf?why are you so hooked up on this whole "pope=darth sidious" thing? its getting annoying.....

anyway(hope no one is offended, but theres only 1 way to beat jesus):

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/2986289791_aed08f6b59.jpg

miotas
05-20-2009, 04:00
wtf?why are you so hooked up on this whole "pope=darth sidious" thing? its getting annoying.....

The proof is in the pudding.

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/darthbenedict.jpg
The roman empire is crushed by barbarian hordes :tongue:

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/WARCRY-1.jpg

aimlesswanderer
05-23-2009, 16:21
But there is a seaborne invasion, and even Charlemagne's advanced weapons cannot defeat the... uh?

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/alternatedday.jpg

Vladimir
05-28-2009, 01:58
orly?

Prussian to the Iron
05-28-2009, 15:57
nothing beatsz chuck norris! you caused this:

:daisy:

Ibrahim
05-29-2009, 06:11
[QUOTE=John-117;2248596]nothing beatsz chuck norris! you caused this:

:daisy:

the guy who divided by zero was forced to build an ark before he could divede by zero, and he accidently took this in, with unfortunate consequences:

:daisy:

miotas
05-29-2009, 06:55
Homer goes back in time and causes mass extinction
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/stuff/homer.jpg
Sorry for the bad quality, it was the best I could find

Hooahguy
05-31-2009, 07:25
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/simpsons-cop.jpg

to the rescue!

Quirinus
05-31-2009, 15:28
Oops
https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/703_image_01.jpg
Move along, people, nothing to see here.

Hooahguy
06-01-2009, 00:30
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/revoked_card.jpg
no idea how that beats it, but it seemed logical.

Prussian to the Iron
06-01-2009, 13:49
it does seem to fit it somehow doesn't it?

Reverend Joe
06-02-2009, 02:57
Cancelling and restarting a show creates too much...

https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6751/atlantarhythmsectionred.jpg (https://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=atlantarhythmsectionred.jpg)

Red Tape!

miotas
06-02-2009, 15:38
Scissors beats red tape :tongue:
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/stuff/ribbon-cutting-424.jpg

miotas
06-02-2009, 16:28
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/stuff/ReamofPaper.jpg

Hmm... this could get rather circular if we're not careful

Lemur
06-02-2009, 16:34
There's no amount of paper that Stephen King can't rip through. Writer's block is a myth to this man.

https://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff59/jerrywaggon/stephen_king.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
06-02-2009, 17:20
https://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u189/mstrswrd/AC-Altair.jpg

if hyou havent played:

there is a man in 1 mission who is burning lal the books in jerusalem, and you kill him. seewutididthar?

Aemilius Paulus
06-02-2009, 17:38
there is a man in 1 mission who is burning lal the books in jerusalem, and you kill him. seewutididthar?
Key word: man. One entity. Nazi book-burnings were first country-wide and then Europe-wide. An assassin cannot kill every Nazi Party member in the Third Reich. Gotta do better than that :wink::devilish:

The New Che Guevara
06-02-2009, 17:49
Going back to the nazi book burning by AP's technicality...

Image removed... for reasons unmentionable

8/9th May, Soviet Troops raise the flag in berlin, the war in Europe is over. The Nazis are scattered later to be tried by the allies.

Reverend Joe
06-02-2009, 20:53
https://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1705/indianajonestempleofdoo.jpg (https://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=indianajonestempleofdoo.jpg)

Indy pwns all Nazis.

Andres
06-02-2009, 21:18
https://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/AndresTheCunning/Org/fountain_of_youth_3sfw.jpg

The fountain of youth beats aging.

Aemilius Paulus
06-02-2009, 21:40
Boy are you asking for it. Anyone here play Age of Empires III? https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/Aoeiii-cover.jpgAside from being worse than AoE II, it features a certain bloke by the vame of Morgan Black https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/Morganblack.jpg, whose final mission in Act I is to destroy the Fountain of Youth to save it from Circle of Ossus' exploitation.

Reverend Joe
06-02-2009, 23:25
It appears that the computer running AOE 3 has had a slight malfunction...

https://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2854/smashcomputer.jpg (https://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=smashcomputer.jpg)

Edit: also, I would have just filled the fountain up with cement.

Aemilius Paulus
06-03-2009, 01:49
Edit: also, I would have just filled the fountain up with cement.
I chose the more creative pathway :wink:

Prussian to the Iron
06-03-2009, 14:19
nothing beatsz chuck norris! you caused this:

:daisy:


the guy who divided by zero was forced to build an ark before he could divede by zero, and he accidently took this in, with unfortunate consequences:

:daisy:



.....................this doesnt look weird at all..................................


anyway, to beat a broken computer:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/190467073_e5c72797d0.jpg

Quirinus
06-08-2009, 18:18
Swirleeeeeee.
https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/mr_cereal/Swirly.jpg

Hooahguy
06-08-2009, 19:12
plumbers to the resucue!
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/plumber.jpg

Aemilius Paulus
06-09-2009, 04:13
Unfortunately Lego is banned in the Middle East because it is corrupting and decadent Western influence, and most importantly, because it is DANISH (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyllands-Posten_Muhammad_cartoons_controversy)!!!

https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/banned.gif
EDIT: But seriously, people in the Middle East hate Danes even more than Americans, which says a lot there.

Aemilius Paulus
06-09-2009, 15:54
pwned, AP. thats called Playmobil, not Lego. (my little bro has tons of Playmobil, i would know.)

Aiiiii. More like epic fail. I just noticed it said "playmobil" in the bottom of that picture. But it looked so Lego-like....

*gc shame*

Prussian to the Iron
06-09-2009, 16:54
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1149/1131221321_241054b246.jpg?v=0
beavers unite and conquer sweden!!!! they build a wall of logs so thick a nuke couldnt get through.

[/game]

Reverend Joe
06-09-2009, 19:21
I'd like to see a beaver build a more impressive dam than the three gorges.

https://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9291/threegorgesdam.jpg (https://img192.imageshack.us/my.php?image=threegorgesdam.jpg)

Hooahguy
06-10-2009, 00:16
dang this slow internet connection...

Reverend Joe
06-10-2009, 03:20
Oookay then...

https://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6926/theodorerooseveltpictur.jpg (https://img40.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theodorerooseveltpictur.jpg)

Screw monopolies. And trusts.

aimlesswanderer
06-10-2009, 16:35
Aha, but Teddy has a secret elite squad of female Korean bodyguards who make short work of the assassin as he stares in shock and bewilderment.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/b6ee2d960.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
06-10-2009, 18:37
gay men can resist the womens looks and distract them

https://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm59/metallicamic/gay.jpg

Reverend Joe
06-10-2009, 19:47
WARNING: THIS IS IN EXTREMELY BAD TASTE.





















https://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8847/grantorinomovie.png (https://img41.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grantorinomovie.png)

Aemilius Paulus
06-11-2009, 17:21
Aha, but Teddy has a secret elite squad of female Korean bodyguards who make short work of the assassin as he stares in shock and bewilderment.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/b6ee2d960.jpg
EPIC FAIL. Those are Japanese. How could you not see that??

https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m198/Gem526/EpicFail.png

EDIT: AND DON'T ANYONE DARE TO POST LUKE-FRIGGIN'-SKYWALKER!!!!

Honestly. You can be more creative. Or else I will post another "epic fail" demotivational poster for such creativity...

Hooahguy
06-11-2009, 17:27
well, it was the Sith lord that killed him, right? or was it Luke?
im stopped being a Star wars fan a while ago.

https://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x49/suzette74/SithLord.jpg

Aemilius Paulus
06-11-2009, 18:48
well, it was the Sith lord that killed him, right? or was it Luke?
im stopped being a Star wars fan a while ago.

https://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x49/suzette74/SithLord.jpg
Well, you see, Darth Sidious was killed b Darth Vader, so.... But Darth Vader also died from the injuries sustained... Anyway, sort of a dead end here. Our two pictures both destroy each other.

Heh, this reminds me stupid vanilla balancing in the Alexander expansion, when my heavily depleted unit of phalangites was attacked by almost full unit of Persian Infantry. After destroying 70% of them, my phalangites routed, and the Persian infantry routed no more than a second after them. The only other unit I had was another 40-man unit of phalangites, half a map away. I still won though, as each Persian infantry units broke against that remnant of a pike phalanx.

Beskar
06-12-2009, 00:46
That is easily enough -
https://img23.imageshack.us/img23/60/d11obz.jpg

Yobs, fear the power of Soap!

Beskar
06-12-2009, 01:19
Yobs don't wash/clean themselves, so the joke was they fear soap and being clean as being clean must defeat them.

Prussian to the Iron
06-12-2009, 01:29
lij

Reverend Joe
06-12-2009, 03:17
I have no idea how to respond to a strange-looking internet website, so I will instead respond to the mullet kid, seeing as you double posted, with:

https://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5278/clippersmainfull.jpg (https://img44.imageshack.us/i/clippersmainfull.jpg/)

Shave that **** off. Now.

miotas
06-12-2009, 07:11
That's not a hammer.

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/stuff/SledgeHammer.jpg

THIS is a hammer!

:P

Prussian to the Iron
06-12-2009, 23:39
https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/terminator2thumbsup.jpg


owned

Reverend Joe
06-14-2009, 00:02
https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8296/ironmaiden3.jpg (https://img188.imageshack.us/i/ironmaiden3.jpg/)

But Iron Maiden continues to produce metal despite the strike.

:jester:

Reverend Joe
06-14-2009, 05:44
One-upsmanship, eh? I'll bite...

https://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4512/blacksabbathpatch.jpg (https://img193.imageshack.us/i/blacksabbathpatch.jpg/)

...and now you can bite me!

Lemur
06-14-2009, 15:55
Anyone who does not understand what hotlininking pictures (http://altlab.com/hotlinking.html) means, and why we don't do it, PM me or Hosakawa Tito. Until then, this thread is closed.

-edit-

Re-opened. If you feel that re-hosting your image at Photobucket or Imageshack is too time-consuming, maybe you shouldn't be participating in this game.

I have received zero questions about how to re-host, so clearly lack of knowledge isn't the problem. Once again, if you are unclear on how or why to re-host an image, PM me or Hosakawa Tito. And "everybody does it" is not a valid excuse for bandwidth theft, as your mother probably told you when you were a young web designer.

aimlesswanderer
06-17-2009, 15:53
EPIC FAIL. Those are Japanese. How could you not see that??
]

Sadly you are the one who has failed Aemilius Paulus. Those are Koreans. Third from the left is Gu Ji Sung, 3rd from right Lee Ji Woo, and far right looks like Hwang Mi Hee. They are all South Korean race queens/models. Follow the babe thread to decrease your fail and increase you knowledge. :idea2:




And the Chinese security forces will fix Black Sabbath riding their trusty, uhh, steeds.



https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/chinamil8.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
06-17-2009, 17:31
captain price beats everyone

https://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/martingila/price.jpg

Schiltrom
06-17-2009, 20:58
https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8296/ironmaiden3.jpg (https://img188.imageshack.us/i/ironmaiden3.jpg/)

But Iron Maiden continues to produce metal despite the strike.

:jester:

That's all... Oh wait, I can't post anything invulnerable... pwned
You just can't beat that with anything, especially Oozing Osbourne
Go Eddie/Bruce

Reverend Joe
06-17-2009, 21:16
captain price beats everyone

https://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/martingila/price.jpg

I refer you to one of my previous pictures.

https://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5278/clippersmainfull.jpg (https://img44.imageshack.us/i/clippersmainfull.jpg/)

Prussian to the Iron
06-18-2009, 01:58
lol!

but you cannot steal his cigars!

https://i402.photobucket.com/albums/pp109/273-4/Picture002.jpg

Alexandros_III
06-18-2009, 05:01
[Hotlinked image deleted, Lemur]

Beat that.

Prussian to the Iron
06-18-2009, 14:17
[Hotlinked image deleted, Lemur]

i am supposed to beat that? no prob.

https://pic.photobucket.com/headerfooter/pblogo_144ea2.gif

you just got P-to-the-OWNED

no one hotlink pics anymore; we don't want this being closed again.

Reverend Joe
06-18-2009, 15:37
[Hotlinked image deleted, Lemur]



[Hotlinked image deleted, Lemur]

https://imageshack.us/

:stare:

Prussian to the Iron
06-18-2009, 17:30
i tried to quote him but it took forever, so i just copied and pasted. i then beat his [Hotlinked image deleted] wth photobucket logo.

Lemur
06-18-2009, 18:39
There's one thing Photobucket can't handle ...

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/CM519Porn-Posters.jpg

Alexandros_III
06-18-2009, 20:18
https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss42/SPQR44/librarian.jpg?t=1245352627

You cant do that with this around...

Hooahguy
06-18-2009, 20:28
hmm.. not with a cubicle....
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/ist2_1224904-cubicle-man.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
06-18-2009, 20:59
lol to the 3 above posts!

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/th_mcafe.gif

'cubicle. *drinks from mcafe* cubiclay!' 'with mccafe a better day is possiblay!'

makes the cubicle unboring.

Lemur
06-18-2009, 21:31
Sleeping pills defeat coffee. Take enough of them and they defeat everything.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/Sleepingpills.jpg

Reverend Joe
06-18-2009, 22:04
But if you take too many...

https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8462/deadmothafucka.jpg (https://img188.imageshack.us/i/deadmothafucka.jpg/)

Hooahguy
06-18-2009, 22:40
Batman to the rescue!
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/batman-color.jpg

Lemur
06-19-2009, 00:16
Unauthorized use of D.C. Comics' proprietary intellectual property will be crushed by a corporate lawsuit. (Even Batman cannot defeat lawyers.)

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/06-20Lawsuit.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
06-19-2009, 03:53
good god.......

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/th_LegallyBlondeAlbumCover1.jpg

Reverend Joe
06-19-2009, 04:07
https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/5905/redheadi.jpg (https://img188.imageshack.us/i/redheadi.jpg/)

Self-explanatory.

Lemur
06-19-2009, 04:16
I lure the hot redheaded girls to their doom.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/free_candy_van.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
06-19-2009, 06:19
jesus chris, you had to go there.....
https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/577px-Pedobear_17.jpg

Hooahguy
06-19-2009, 14:08
jeez john, wont you learn not to post hotlinked images?

SWAT moves in to apprehend the evil guy.
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/swat-team-10a.jpg

Lemur
06-19-2009, 16:54
Oh noes! The union has declared a strike!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/policeunion.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
06-19-2009, 18:13
jeez john, wont you learn not to post hotlinked images?


i accidentally hotlinked, but i removed it and replaced it with a photobucket version.

responding to a strike:

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/Police-Shield3.jpg

riot shield equipped police defeat any and all strikers!

Hooahguy
06-19-2009, 18:21
a sniper aims for the legs, making him fall down, and then the rioters can defeat the riot police.
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/SNIPER06.jpg

Lemur
06-19-2009, 18:27
Angry bears eat the snipers, who foolishly hid in the woods.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/Angry_bear.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
06-19-2009, 18:28
lol

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/32777f8f.jpg

do i need to explain?

Prussian to the Iron
06-19-2009, 18:30
oh noes!!! i posted to late....


https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/samluvsbj07/039.jpg

hunters exterminate bears

Alexandros_III
06-19-2009, 19:13
https://img188.imageshack.us/img188/12/squirreli.jpg

Squirrel distracts dog, who runs off. Hunter tries to find dog and gets lost.

Hooahguy
06-19-2009, 19:15
the lost hunter gets a contract with ABC and is the star of an episode of Lost.
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/LOST.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
06-19-2009, 20:11
https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/found_magazine.jpg

PowerWizard
06-20-2009, 00:39
A sure way to get rid of her.

http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/image/black-firing-guns/revolver-mod38magnum-backfiring.jpg

Reverend Joe
06-20-2009, 01:49
Guns are too dangerous...
https://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9938/poorgundesign.jpg (https://img193.imageshack.us/i/poorgundesign.jpg/)

Lemur
06-20-2009, 05:06
Flower power beats guns, man. Just ask any hippie.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/FlowerPowerLeipzig.jpg

Reverend Joe
06-20-2009, 18:48
Yeah, but Daisy Cutters beat flowers... it's in the name.

https://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9200/daisycutterbombergraphi.gif (https://img8.imageshack.us/i/daisycutterbombergraphi.gif/)

White_eyes:D
06-20-2009, 21:28
That "Daisy cutter" won't work on him......:2thumbsup:
https://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff314/Broly2458/prototype.jpg
He even survives a nuclear blast......:dizzy2:

Lemur
06-21-2009, 19:48
Zero Punctuation (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation) takes on Prototype, and the game dissolves into howls of laughter.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/zeropuncoblivion.jpg

miotas
06-21-2009, 20:37
LMAO! :laugh4: Bloody hilarious website. But I couldn't find that prototype video...

White_eyes:D
06-22-2009, 10:28
Corporate hired hackers take care of the game critics....:smash:https://i672.photobucket.com/albums/vv88/m4e5tro/accessdenied1.jpg

Aemilius Paulus
06-22-2009, 22:47
https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/nerd1.jpghttps://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/earthquake-img.jpg
The hackers' natural habitat, the basement, collapses due to an EARTHQUAKE. Hackers put into the Endangered Species list due to habitat loss. [snip, Lemur]

Was that Frontroom appropriate? [If you have to ask ... Lemur] Gah, so hard to make things amusing without politics...

White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 13:25
https://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb99/reverendzor/Tribetroll.jpg
Inernet Trolls take over in record numbers.....as the Hackers decline....:thumbsdown:

Alexandros_III
06-23-2009, 19:40
https://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4664/incaseofzombiesbreakgla.jpg

No more troll...

Hooahguy
06-23-2009, 21:27
ah, but a shield blocks the shotgun blast, and allows the user to fight back!
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/shield_animation.jpg

Alexandros_III
06-24-2009, 02:43
I think this pretty much solves the problem.
https://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6923/solidsnakek.jpg

White_eyes:D
06-24-2009, 04:43
Unhappily....Getting older is never good....:shame:
https://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww177/Handelgim/funny/older.jpg

Reverend Joe
06-24-2009, 05:27
https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2686/speedf.jpg (https://img200.imageshack.us/i/speedf.jpg/)

Give that old dude some speed. That will liven him up.

Prussian to the Iron
06-24-2009, 15:09
https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/mban1525l.jpg

but you forgot the side effects

Lemur
06-24-2009, 15:31
William S. Burroughs proves that you can be a drug addict and a high-functioning success at the same time. (Addiction co-opted, rather than beaten.)

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/william-s-burroughs.jpg

Hooahguy
06-24-2009, 16:42
time kills him.
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/time-flies-clock-10-11-2006.gif

Lemur
06-24-2009, 22:45
LMAO! :laugh4: Bloody hilarious website. But I couldn't find that prototype video...
Errata: The review (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/789-Prototype) just went up. [Profanity warning. Not safe for work, children, or men prone to the vapors.]

Alexandros_III
06-25-2009, 19:58
This will get rid of you pesky "time".
https://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4990/enterprisea.jpg

Hooahguy
06-25-2009, 22:07
meh.
the real thing is better.
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/03_uss_enterprise_cvn_65.jpg

Lemur
06-25-2009, 22:50
But if those sailors reveal anything about their personal lives, the Enterprise may find itself short-staffed.

https://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s12/Satans_rutter/29781951_f5daf97af9.jpg

aimlesswanderer
06-27-2009, 16:02
This guy was heading the investigation. Needless to say they were unable to find anything after months of investigating, so all is well!

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/moran.jpg

Lemur
07-01-2009, 22:33
Dixie chick distracts Moran Man and eventually garnishes his wages for child support.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/miss_redneck_contestant1.jpg

Reverend Joe
07-02-2009, 03:22
No ugly chicks.
https://img22.imageshack.us/img22/610/ugly1n.jpg (https://img22.imageshack.us/i/ugly1n.jpg/)
(I must confess, I cheated a bit... I found the picture but put the red circle in. Would you believe there are no relevant images for "no ugly chicks" on Google Image?)

White_eyes:D
07-02-2009, 13:21
https://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb16/ScoutFinch1311/wine.jpg
After a few glasses of this....it won't matter any more...:laugh4:

Prussian to the Iron
07-02-2009, 16:11
prohibition kicks in!

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/prohibition.jpg

Hooahguy
07-02-2009, 21:55
wouldnt want to touch those lips anyhow....

throw them in jail for ugliness!
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/jail.jpg

Reverend Joe
07-02-2009, 23:50
Easy.

https://img194.imageshack.us/img194/1013/thinlizzyjailbreakfront.jpg (https://img194.imageshack.us/i/thinlizzyjailbreakfront.jpg/)

Also, the Angus Young quote made me laugh. :laugh4:

Prussian to the Iron
07-03-2009, 01:02
"Sir! Slipspace Rupture off the target's bow! It's going to jump, inside the city!"

10 points if you tell me what that's from.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/slipspace_rupture_gunsuri.jpg

Reverend Joe
07-03-2009, 01:10
"Sir! Slipspace Rupture off the target's bow! It's going to jump, inside the city!"

10 points if you tell me what that's from.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/slipspace_rupture_gunsuri.jpg
I have no clue what that is, what it references or, most importantly, how it beats my pic. :confused:

miotas
07-03-2009, 01:26
"Sir! Slipspace Rupture off the target's bow! It's going to jump, inside the city!"

10 points if you tell me what that's from.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/slipspace_rupture_gunsuri.jpg
Halo?

Well get up off your couch, microsoft have invented outside.
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/stuff/natal.jpg

Skullheadhq
07-03-2009, 16:54
Stalin beats XboX
http://www.trumanlibrary.org/whistlestop/study_collections/coldwar/58455stalin.jpg

miotas
07-04-2009, 03:07
And t-rex beats Stalin
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/t-rex.jpg
Stalin was dead almost 50 years when xbox came out, your picture makes no sense.

White_eyes:D
07-04-2009, 04:30
https://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii61/Spanglesaurus/SPINOSAURUS_by_CurlyHairedKaiju2.jpg
Spinosaurs beat T-rex.....:2thumbsup:

Reverend Joe
07-04-2009, 06:10
https://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2791/littlefurryanimal.jpg (https://img13.imageshack.us/i/littlefurryanimal.jpg/)
Little furry animal eats dinosaur eggs. Little furry animal beats dinosaurs.

miotas
07-04-2009, 07:38
Is that a pottaroo?

The New Che Guevara
07-04-2009, 11:23
"Sir! Slipspace Rupture off the target's bow! It's going to jump, inside the city!"

10 points if you tell me what that's from.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/slipspace_rupture_gunsuri.jpg

Halo 2. I dont want the 10 points, I knew I'd heard it somewhere, but I couldn't put my finger on it, so I googled it. It was really bugging me.:shame:

Prussian to the Iron
07-04-2009, 17:25
ah, too bad. i was really expecting someone to get it from not having to search. ah well......

miotas
07-04-2009, 18:17
Was my guess of halo not specific enough? Did I need to specify which number it was :tongue3:

Skullheadhq
07-05-2009, 13:27
http://www.game-zilla.nl/images/Microsoft_logo.jpg
Microsoft kills Halo:laugh4:

miotas
07-05-2009, 13:43
Halo was already beat, but this horrible beast beats the fluffy little animal :tongue:
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/animals/evil.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
07-05-2009, 14:58
Was my guess of halo not specific enough? Did I need to specify which number it was

absolutely!

if i asked where the gold rush of sutters mill between 1848-1855 was, you couldnt just say 'the united states', or 'the earth'.

Skullheadhq
07-05-2009, 18:31
http://www.bndestem.nl/multimedia/archive/00831/BS_5115253_5115253-_831133b.jpg
This cage beats kitty :P

Hooahguy
07-05-2009, 20:08
kittly morphs into a tiger and easily breaks that feeble cage.
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/tiger.gif

Prussian to the Iron
07-05-2009, 20:46
https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/009-Leopardpoacher.jpg

need i say anymore?


p.s.: i know its a leopard skin. same basic concept.

seireikhaan
07-05-2009, 21:30
https://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x246/greaterkhaan/SubMachineGunSterlingSubMachineGun9.jpg


Automatic weapons trigger the European's Scramble for Africa.

Lemur
07-05-2009, 22:32
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/apgb_malaria5_051028_ssh_ISUFH_1629.jpg
Malaria takes an unexpected toll on the white colonials.

Hooahguy
07-05-2009, 22:40
Walter Reed finds a cure for Malaria
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/WalterReed.jpg

Reverend Joe
07-06-2009, 00:57
https://img198.imageshack.us/img198/3176/aids2004graphic.jpg (https://img198.imageshack.us/i/aids2004graphic.jpg/)
Cure this!

Prussian to the Iron
07-06-2009, 01:49
https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/abstinence.jpg

Reverend Joe
07-06-2009, 02:15
[A little too political for the Frontroom, Lemur]

Darn... I should've gone with the Mary one.

Hooahguy
07-06-2009, 02:42
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/temptation.jpg

White_eyes:D
07-06-2009, 05:05
https://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p191/vegas-rick/blown-up-coyote.jpg
I guess you should have left that button alone....:help:

Prussian to the Iron
07-06-2009, 05:09
haha to the family guy!!!

spongebob outranks all cartoons before in viewers. you got owned.

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/SpongeBob-SquarePants-p35.jpg

Lemur
07-06-2009, 05:15
The great Pacific garbage patch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Garbage_Patch) kills all sea life, including sponges.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/plastics_story_cani_among_the_garba.jpg

White_eyes:D
07-06-2009, 06:44
https://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq154/aaronak/MTG/CaptainPlanet.jpg
"I can't do anything....but Captain Planet can!!!"

Clean that :daisy: up before he kills you....:whip:

aimlesswanderer
07-06-2009, 07:04
Ah, but the greenies are not always that green.

https://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/somewanderer/Org/fail-gogreen-hummer-photo235.jpg

Prussian to the Iron
07-06-2009, 15:54
lol

missiles beat it though:

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/car-balloons.jpg

Reverend Joe
07-06-2009, 18:11
Let's play missile tennis!
https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7082/tennisp.gif (https://img200.imageshack.us/i/tennisp.gif/)

Rhyfelwyr
07-06-2009, 20:45
https://img16.imageshack.us/img16/570/murrayq.jpg (https://img16.imageshack.us/i/murrayq.jpg/)

But Murray beats that random guy in straight sets!

Hooahguy
07-06-2009, 21:55
im sure a cat can beat him
https://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/hooahguy14/lol_tennis.jpg