Beat the person above you game (56k warning)

[Motep]

......I didnt want to save the pic and put it on imageshack. Besides, how could he not beat bears!!!


if it makes ypu feel any better....

https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Motep_the_Great/untitled.jpg

[Beirut]

......I didnt want to save the pic and put it on imageshack.

Ahh, but you must, dear Motep dra Dnia Mazaat, you must.

Therefore, just for fun, I will counter your statement and not your pic, I best your hotlink with...

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/rules.jpg

[Sasaki Kojiro]

https://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3156/shamblescw8.jpg

:hide:

[Beirut]

:laugh4:


Teh Ban!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/soup.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

https://img303.imageshack.us/img303/8414/kideatssoupwz3.jpg

Mmm... head soup.

[Abokasee]

https://img308.imageshack.us/img308/9263/nodpo7.gif
The power of Nod Will conquer All!!! PEACE THROUGH POWER!!! PEACE THROUGH POWER!!!...

[John86]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/MadSnip/gdi.gif

[Reverend Joe]

https://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5492/poacher1nv3.jpg

(He's poaching the eagle... get it?)

[Decker]

Poach this

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/Idontneedprotectionagainstthosepesk.jpg

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

OK

https://img45.imageshack.us/img45/7075/534811093kt6.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Decker]

O yea...
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Neo.jpg

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

O yea...
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Neo.jpg

How do red X's beat a crap load of machine guns? :beam:

[Decker]

How do red X's beat a crap load of machine guns? :beam:
Here:http://www.poster.net/matrix-the/matrix-the-neo-5001034.jpg

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Here:http://www.poster.net/matrix-the/matrix-the-neo-5001034.jpg

https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5013/702933130840400hh1.jpg

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7521/445613121vn2.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Good bye mister book.

[Decker]

https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5013/702933130840400hh1.jpg
Lol good one Saski.

[Csargo]

Little water will put that right out.

(Edit hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9879/1026259683kz4.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Heres a double.

Desert=No water
Troops drink all remaining water.

[Decker]

Tsunami. Gives them all of the water they need.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/tsunami.jpg

[Csargo]

Big Wall anyone?

(Edit hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Motep]

I am pretty sure this nuke will destroy your wall!

https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Motep_the_Great/nuke.jpg

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img457.imageshack.us/img457/4952/2326710039mi6.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

I have no idea who he is

[Motep]

https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Motep_the_Great/bunkerbuster.jpg

Bunker Buster!

[Reverend Joe]

https://img81.imageshack.us/img81/6799/smitttl5.jpg

Yes, I respect the fact that, realistically, if a man were to try to catch a Bunker Buster, the missile would simply tear his hand off and keep going. But I was trying to be original. ~;p

[Decker]

https://img81.imageshack.us/img81/6799/smitttl5.jpg

Yes, I respect the fact that, realistically, if a man were to try to catch a Bunker Buster, the missile would simply tear his hand off and keep going. But I was trying to be original. ~;p
I think it is original and I lol'ed on it too. Here's mine, the glove essentially becomes useless ;). Aka. The Babe
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/BabeRuth.jpg

[Vladimir]

You red X'ers and hotlinkers are killing the thread. :skull:

[Motep]

https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/AmineHottie/3313197255.jpg

Ill just toast it (and you), and if that fails, ill blow it up!

[percy13]

A Sherman! Pah!

https://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2527/soldierpanzerfaustpn1.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[discovery1]

https://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5171/040213bazookavy2.jpg

[Csargo]

POW

(Edit hotlink pic - Beirut)

[discovery1]

https://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1236/godzillacf4.jpg

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Edit: A better pic

https://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8168/2444584712fg4.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[discovery1]

https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1703/1917sopwithcamelbf3.jpg

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8762/4145326654qx1.jpg (https://imageshack.us)


This is an early form of dealing with airplanes.

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Double post

[discovery1]

https://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9351/finestone2088mmlb5.jpg

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img402.imageshack.us/img402/761/bombhy5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Take care of that bugger.

[Csargo]

(Edit hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img307.imageshack.us/img307/5853/wateret8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[discovery1]

https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2530/absolutvodkabottleqv8.jpg

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3262/250pxnagasakibombao5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

On

https://img503.imageshack.us/img503/4971/vegaud2.gif (https://imageshack.us)

This man's former country

No more Vodka for you

[discovery1]

https://img397.imageshack.us/img397/8780/sdiml9.gif

SDI

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3451/479pxofficialportraitofvw8.jpg (https://imageshack.us) :rifle:

[Vladimir]

I like this one:

Csar

bested by

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/avatars/staff/m/mod/Assassin68.gif

[Sir Boo]

Do i honestly have to explain this one :2thumbsup:

https://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1858/arnoldgovernatorhp5.jpg

[Motep]

https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Motep_the_Great/untitledlmnop.jpg


also self explanitory...

[Vladimir]

https://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1829/wheelchairaq8.jpg

[Motep]

https://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1829/wheelchairaq8.jpg


...how does that beat a calculus book?

[Beirut]

...how does that beat a calculus book?

Because, if I read Vladimir right, the guy who should be in the chair was both on an episode of Star Trek and a Pink Floyd album. As well as being the smartest guy on Earth.

Beat that!

[discovery1]

https://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1829/wheelchairaq8.jpg


Is that a Stephen Hawking reference?
If so:


https://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5639/isaac20newtonvy3.jpg

[Crazed Rabbit]

A parallel universe, where his laws of physics no longer apply:
https://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1493/fig8yp4.gif



Because, if I read Vladimir right, the guy who should be in the chair was both on an episode of Star Trek and a Pink Floyd album. As well as being the smartest guy on Earth.

Beat that!

He was also on the Simpsons.

CR

[Vladimir]

Is that a Stephen Hawking reference?


Correct. :bow:

Thanks Beirut.

[Motep]

Correct. :bow:

Thanks Beirut.

okay, now it makes sense.

https://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/Motep_the_Great/0006.jpg

My soildiers will take care of him...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Cavalry?

pshh

https://img442.imageshack.us/img442/978/battleshipkn0.jpg

[Vladimir]

https://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2744/kangaroohm6.jpg

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=1379251&postcount=42

[Sir Boo]

(Please do not hotlink pics. You must host them yourself - Beirut)

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://xs412.xs.to/xs412/07054/64042041_8654207bd5_m.jpg

Stupid roos. When i went down under, we saw more of them dead by the side of the road then we did see hopping about.

[Vladimir]

http://xs412.xs.to/xs412/07054/64042041_8654207bd5_m.jpg

Stupid roos. When i went down under, we saw more of them dead by the side of the road then we did see hopping about.

Yes, the red X pwns all.


Edit, never mind.

Edit Edit: It's gone again.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yes, the red X pwns all.

Obviously you have not heard of the large blue

Y

(okay, I know that's not technically a picture. Big deal)

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Obviously you have not heard of the large blue

Y

(okay, I know that's not technically a picture. Big deal)


Z


Aha, big green Z

[ajaxfetish]

Ω

The original alphabet closer.

Ajax

[Abokasee]

https://img125.imageshack.us/img125/2390/recultramarinesmb8.jpg

Turn the letter upside down, colour it blue or white, and you get the ultramarines

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2289/smallnidzk2.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Abokasee]

https://img240.imageshack.us/img240/6182/necronbattledl6.jpg

Tyranids may be the locust of the universe, but necrons ARE DEATH

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

https://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1746/744pxchaosterminatorda6.jpg (https://imageshack.us)


Pwnage.

[Sir Boo]

https://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7383/matterhorn7000infantrybgj1.jpg

[Motep]

https://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7383/matterhorn7000infantrybgj1.jpg


That one is good....

[Vladimir]

https://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8973/dollarsigncf9.jpg

Is that the USMC infantry boot? Too expensive for me. Maybe I'll get another pair for Christmas.

[dacdac]

You wouldn't prefer one of these?
http://www.australian-uggs.com/images/Chloe-sundance-sm.jpg

[Bijo]

https://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7668/caterpillar1133wy2.th.jpg (https://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=caterpillar1133wy2.jpg)

That would take care of the footwear :laugh4:

[Vladimir]

https://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7462/stickybombzr8.jpg

[Bijo]

Even the mighty sticky bomb can't stand up to lightning (which is of course perfectly accurate :P)
https://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3739/lightningem1.jpg

[Vladimir]

*yawn* Just a recharge.


https://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7461/raidenue2.jpg

[discovery1]

https://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3348/lopanjc8.jpg

[Vladimir]

Come on, who's the man?

https://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1690/chinalw7.jpg

[pevergreen]

Come on, who's the man?


https://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8324/chucknorrisrandomfactgerf1.jpg
:bow:

[Beirut]

No match for Chuck Norris!

https://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8324/chucknorrisrandomfactgerf1.jpg

As there is nothing in the known universe that can beat Chuck Norris, this thread has come to an end.

Thank you all for participating.

Closed.

[Beirut]

Well, that was fun. ~:smoking:


Round 1 of Beat The Person Above You is over. Chuck Norris Wins!


Round 2 begins...

Now!



(As Chuck Norris won Round 1, he is ineligible to win Round 2.)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

hmm ok I'll start us off with:

https://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7425/kanyeyz6.jpg

The intellectual rapper.

Let's try and avoid the "random picture to up post count" symptom.

[dacdac]

I was going to put another Chuck Norris picture up, but i decided to do a picture of this instead

http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/g/0/-/-/50cent.jpg

[Vladimir]

His Arch-nemesis.

https://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8845/bobvp7.jpg

Do a google image search for Sideshow Bob. That picture of China is just too disturbing.

[pevergreen]

:sweatdrop: Ooops.. I wasnt aware that Chuck Norris would end the game. :sweatdrop: Sorry.

[Decker]

:sweatdrop: Ooops.. I wasnt aware that Chuck Norris would end the game. :sweatdrop: Sorry.
So is Chuck Norris banned from the thread?
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/SumatranTiger.jpg

[The Foolish Horseman]

https://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7817/dh3wy2.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The smog and smoke from the surrounding area over whelms him and he dies:

https://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3130/smogyj3.jpg

I presume the next picture will be of green campaigners :grin:

[The Foolish Horseman]

wrohttps://img110.imageshack.us/img110/6226/supermechagodzillarc9.jpgng omanes

[Decker]

Pffft..
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/godzilla.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

And guess what wiped out the dinosaurs:

https://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4254/meteorstrikepl2.jpg

[The Foolish Horseman]

this will win:

https://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3384/deathstariinn7.jpg

[discovery1]

http://photos-905.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/55/32/1935683/n1935683_34025905_3041.jpg


The SEDS USA exec board will save the day

[The Foolish Horseman]

:hide: have they gone yet?

[Decker]

And guess what wiped out the dinosaurs:

https://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4254/meteorstrikepl2.jpg
There wouldn't even be an earth left if that thing of that size actually hit back then. Also Godzilla comes from this day and age.Created by nuclear testing on some island, obviously you know little about our big green friend~;). Still an awesome pic tho.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The SEDS USA exec board will save the day
Not if this evil alien disguised as a cute kitten shoots them all using his accurate aim.

https://img483.imageshack.us/img483/3633/deadlykittyur9.jpg

[discovery1]

There wouldn't even be an earth left if that thing of that size actually hit back then. Also Godzilla comes from this day and age.Created by nuclear testing on some island, obviously you know little about our big green friend~;). Still an awesome pic tho.

Godzilla was a dinosaur that was mutated by testing on Bikini.

Anyway, even though I see no pic...

https://img362.imageshack.us/img362/975/lscatholduphh7.jpg
Not so fast hotshot.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

https://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5413/pwnedsv9.jpg

Just try to shoot that. :knight:

[Decker]

Dodge This!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/Neo.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

https://img84.imageshack.us/img84/481/stw3mo2.jpg

And the evil Geshia woman kills the matrix.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Come on, Geshia aren't unbeatable guys, are they?

[Decker]

She'll never see them comin:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/RedneckSpecialForces.jpg

[Csargo]

I don't think Rednecks with guns are beatable. :sweatdrop:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

George W Bush has the power to stop them:

https://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5528/bushysi2.jpg

[Beirut]

"I'm sorry Mr. President, 'cat' is not spelled with a 6."

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/SpellingBee.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

An online spell checker can beat a bunch of kids at spelling anyday:

https://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1599/spellcheckwm0.gif

[GeneralHankerchief]

You can't spell check online if you can't get on the computer.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/cputer3.gif

[Andres]

This will cure the computer:

https://img476.imageshack.us/img476/4567/antivursdx4.gif

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

And a new worm is developed that can evade all anti-virus programs!

https://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1150/wormoh5.jpg

:grin:

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

https://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3791/lawnmoweroe2.jpg

Lawnmower + worm = 2 halves of a worm :bow:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

https://img484.imageshack.us/img484/884/medowsqf4.png

Try cutting through that with a lawn mover!

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

https://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1114/img0926fx3.jpg

FIRE!!!

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Don't worry the fire brigade will save us!

https://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3571/firemansamod4.jpg

[GeneralHankerchief]

Not if the kid playing with them gets bored:

:smash:

(easiest picture to think of EVAR)

[Marshal Murat]

:rifle:

Not until he gets shot.

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

Untill the guy has a miss-fired round :no:
then he is dead oh dear!

[The Foolish Horseman]

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8610/thom4uv4.jpg

Two things here that can not be betaen:

1) Enviromental Pollution (the Smoke)
2) A loveable little Anthromorphic Kids Locomotive with the deadly name of thomas

Better get to DFS and :hide:

[dacdac]

Actually, what about this?
http://bh.knu.ac.kr/~sdsong/images/Atomic%20Bomb.gif
+
http://media.lansingcurrent.com/img/photos/2005/07/19/Thomas_-_train_t450.jpg
=
http://files.myopera.com/Mathilda/albums/80083/After%20affects%20of%20Atomic%20bomb%20at%20Hiroshima%20Nagasaki%20(1).jpg
Actually, that's kind of gross. i dont think i can look at it much longer.:dizzy2:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Don't worry, anti-radiation tablets will stop it!

https://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7914/antiradiationtabletsjf7.jpg

dacdac, please may I request that you put the last image in spoiler tags for my sanity and other's around me. Thanks!

[The Foolish Horseman]

its just so un beatable

:idea3:


:guitarist: will defeat all

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

But....
https://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9674/2106042122fca855ad7hy6.jpg

No guitar now...

[The Foolish Horseman]

well then its time for bulletproof, atomic proof, everythiong proof, magnet proof :knight:


Round 2 over!!!

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

Not quite my dear friend....

https://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9297/plagueed5.gif

The Plague HAHAHA

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Plague Medicine will save us!

https://img223.imageshack.us/img223/111/antibioticsqk0.jpg

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

But what if there is no way to get the aid...?
https://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2100/ambulancecrashzc3.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Never fear - the breakdown/accident service is on the way!

https://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7774/racci2.jpg

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

Ahhhhhhh it's an invasion!!!

https://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2435/050613smcloseencounterssv2.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The people at the UN conferences know how to stop them!

https://img364.imageshack.us/img364/6596/unur4.jpg

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

Not if the UN building is being attacked by protestors!

https://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8168/41947754unbuilding2apbh0.jpg

[Decker]

Then the Dali Lama makes them peaceful so the UN can continue to discuss the solution:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/DaliLamaandGuard.jpg

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

Ooops the UN seems to have been bombed by Al Qaeda...

https://img376.imageshack.us/img376/8223/41935650unap203jj1.jpg

[Decker]

wrong UN building:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/UNBuilding.jpg

James Bond takes Al Qaeda down single handedly:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/SeanConneryJamesBond.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

https://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4761/bodyguardsux8.jpg

These bodyguards will get him first!

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

But...

https://img392.imageshack.us/img392/3558/piratetrashcanwastebaskgv7.jpg

He didn't find Osama Bin Laden hiding in a bin...

Bond = :surrender:

Because of Bin Ladens...

https://img182.imageshack.us/img182/2291/launcherxl3.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Oh dear, the burger he had for lunch stopped him from fitting in the small bin!

https://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5200/burgertv0.jpg

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

Yeah...
https://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9996/pillti5.jpg

But this shrink capsule that was put into the beef burger mix made Bin Laden fit in that bin.

NB I am not part of Al Qaeda or a Terrorist.

[The Foolish Horseman]

NB I am not part of Al Qaeda or a Terrorist.


(UnFrontroomish comment - Beirut)

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The capsule wont shrink anybody if the ingredients goes down a sink will it.

https://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4700/sinker8.jpg

Please may I request that we end all Al Queda related pictures/captions here, thanks!

[pevergreen]

Sink got nothing on

Hammah!

:smash:

(I know its not a pic, but its been allowed before)

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The hardest thing on the planet - a diamond - try bashing that with a hammer :pleased:

https://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2769/diamondon7.jpg

[GeneralHankerchief]

Actually, in The Return of Godzilla (released as Godzilla 1985 in the US) as well as subsequent films it was demonstrated that Godzilla's atomic breath could melt diamond.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/Atomic_Breath.jpg

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

Unless my kitty....
https://img48.imageshack.us/img48/156/godzillacatfq5.jpg

[Decker]

Unless my kitty....
https://img48.imageshack.us/img48/156/godzillacatfq5.jpg
I was gonna give him some mints, but I think you kitty does fine:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/Mints.gif

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Extra strong mints!

https://img340.imageshack.us/img340/750/ectrastrongmintskz2.jpg

[Sasaki Kojiro]

btw, if you hit a diamond with a hammer it will shatter.

[The Foolish Horseman]

:unitedkingdom: will beat u all

[GeneralHankerchief]

Dude, you need to post something that actually relates.

Anyways, I doubt that even the strongest of mints could stop this hybrid-cloud of bad breath:

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/istockphoto_1811934_battle_of_bad_b.jpg

[Decker]

YOU Sir have been Febreezed!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/Febreeze.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Oust can be used on anything, not just fabrics!

https://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3749/oustqw3.jpg

Don't just cover up bad smells, Oust them!

[César Victor]

lmao Omanes. But seriously...

https://img442.imageshack.us/img442/350/bangandthedirtisgoneya5.jpg

Oust is for housewives! Real men use Cillit Bang!

BANG- and the dirt is gone.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Welcome to the frontroom César!

https://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8231/grimezh9.jpg

Try cleaning that up with regular cleaner!

BTW, may I suggest that you use this image link instead of the one that you are using:
https://img442.imageshack.us/img442/350/bangandthedirtisgoneya5.jpg - the moderators dislike hotlinking. BTW - don't worry it is the same image!

Thanks!

[César Victor]

Uh oh, that looks like a lot of dirt. This looks like a job for...

https://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8403/rosieyw5.jpg

Rosie the Robot (maid) from The Jetsons!

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Mother in laws are faster, easier, cheaper and even come with free nagging!

https://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9901/motherinlawfy7.gif

[Decker]

MEGA Maid from the movie Space Balls:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/MegaMaidSpaceBalls.jpg

[GeneralHankerchief]

Just make sure that nobody presses the button.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/Poster_28267.jpg

[Motep]

https://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d45/jacobhinsey/Light%20wiring/P1010058.jpg

That should take care of the button...

[Decker]

The drill gets "short circuited"
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/ShortCircuit.jpg

[Motep]

All things stop when they short circuit...
https://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f107/dleed82/energizerbunny.jpg
not him...he keeps going and going and going....

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Not if the battery wont fit:

https://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5585/energiserkn0.jpg

[Motep]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/eversosweetx/New%20York%20Trip/IMAG0036.jpg

Giant needle pops giant ballon battery

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Not if it becomes molten under intense heat:

https://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7949/moltenironla4.jpg

[Motep]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/ambagrl123/FOR%20SCHOOL/701aaee8.jpg

Get hotter than the white dwarf

[GeneralHankerchief]

Pfft, white dwarfs are the wimpy stars. The manly ones go supernova.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/supernova.gif

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

I think round two may be over?

[discovery1]

https://img476.imageshack.us/img476/2033/hypernovamb1.jpg


Hypernova should beat that (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypernova)

[GeneralHankerchief]

Exploding megastars may be more powerful, but exploding whales are funnier.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/ExplodingWhale.jpg

[Decker]

Reno 911 stops the explosion and saves the whale:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Reno911.jpg

[César Victor]

Those wimps are no match for Robocop.

http://www.michaelberube.com/images/uploads/robocop.jpg

[Decker]

Those wimps are no match for Robocop.

http://www.michaelberube.com/images/uploads/robocop.jpg
I dont see the image so Reno 911 still stands :whip: Plus you have no idea of what they are capable of~;)

[dacdac]

http://www-db.embl-heidelberg.de/jss/servlet/de.embl.bk.wwwTools.GroupLeftEMBL/argos/predator/pred1.gif
Yes.

[Decker]

Sorry to burst your bubble but:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/ArnieinPredator.jpg

[GeneralHankerchief]

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/sarah1.jpg

This is of course assuming we're talking about the Arnold model from T1.

[Decker]

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/sarah1.jpg

This is of course assuming we're talking about the Arnold model from T1.
That's the Arnold from Predator(the first one) he never died :2thumbsup:

[dacdac]

There. Arnold loses now.

(Edit hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Csargo]

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5884/yodapp3.png

Master Yoda pwns all.

[Decker]

Alien beats Predator and visa versa- Predator beats Alien Queen-Arnold beats Predator- Ergo, Arnie can beat both since the Predator can beat both a regular Alien and the Queen. Therefore the Alien is Pwned:smash:

O yea... Old Age killed the cat!!!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/OldAgeKills.jpg

[Motep]

https://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s41/tiffanyn2/sistine20god.jpg

God can stop aging.

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

I thought that God was not an option, because it was unbeatable like nukes and such but i know what will beat old age...


https://img54.imageshack.us/img54/949/whtie20tea20002co1.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Owned :bow:

-Q

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Olay Regenerist contains penti-peptides which are clinically proven to reduce ageing! Beat that guys!

https://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6856/olayvk3.jpg

[Vladimir]

https://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6186/umbrelladi5.jpg

Stay young forever!

(ref: one of the previews)

[Quintus Of Pompeii]

Unless, your umbrella can stop this...

https://img53.imageshack.us/img53/1263/tornadonguyenud3.jpg

I seriously doubt you'll stay young, especially if you live in that house
:bow:
-Q

[Csargo]

https://img120.imageshack.us/img120/703/hurricanesz0.png

PWNED

[Sasaki Kojiro]

https://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4918/storypatrobertsonapfy6.jpg

One of these days it'll work pat...

[Motep]

https://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4918/storypatrobertsonapfy6.jpg

One of these days it'll work pat...

George Bush?

https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m176/scrapstampnsew/Abeka%20Curriculum/PB070231.jpg

[GeneralHankerchief]

No, Pat Robertson. He claims that he can steer hurricanes.

[Marshal Murat]

So can I!

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Finally, after one month of trying to find something that can beat that man, I think I may have suceeded.

https://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1197/usdeptofstateseallz7.jpg

According to WikiNews, when he called for the assassination of the President of Venezuela, the US Department of State claimed that they had no intentions to remove him what so ever.

[GeneralHankerchief]

No eagle can escape the wrath of Bubba, not even fake ones:

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/redneck_hunter.jpg

[Sasaki Kojiro]

https://img83.imageshack.us/img83/162/machetelt3.jpg

"freaks" are bubba's sworn enemy, and they usually attack at night when bubba has had a few too many.

[GeneralHankerchief]

They also shrivel up in the sun.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/99052706.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Not if there are clouds over-head, ready to stop solar advances!

https://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5634/darkcloudsdz7.jpg

[Boyar Son]

What can beat clouds? (time yes, but someone already posted that)

[Decker]

What can beat clouds? (time yes, but someone already posted that)
Easy Global Warming:holiday:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Then there is the debate over whether Global Warming as a man made event or just a natural cycle which will return the world back to normal eventually. That is where the sceptical scientist's "preachings" come in! So bring on Khabibullo Ismailovich Abdusamatov:

https://img112.imageshack.us/img112/2096/globalwarmingscepticcw6.jpg

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Scientists can never resist fembots:

https://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9113/celleyeszs2.jpg

[Decker]

Yea but Austin Powers can!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/AustinPowers.jpg

[Sasaki Kojiro]

https://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1266/colgatepalmoliveproductdl0.jpg

He probably thinks it's plastic explosive.

[Andres]

Who needs toothpaste when you have:

https://img380.imageshack.us/img380/5296/gebitdv7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Avicenna]

Fur attack

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277998-117230330826.b.jpg

[Gaius Terentius Varro]

The "I win" button:

(The message might be a good one, but it's too explicit for here - Beirut)

[Gaius Terentius Varro]

Oh sorry I didn't know you hosted from Yemen

[Abokasee]

https://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5003/wildminkrussiantrooper0zm1.jpg

Mad russian soldeir make's a fur helmet/hat out of kitty kat

► Über Pwnage!!! ◄

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Looks as if some Russians soilders are about to get blown to pieces....
https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1742/ownedrussiansqd5.gif

[Decker]

Looks as if some Russians soilders are about to get blown to pieces....
https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1742/ownedrussiansqd5.gif

GI Joe has their back!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/GIJoeTrophy.jpg

[Vladimir]

While hubbie is deployed:

https://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5837/barbiexu6.jpg

Garrison life is the life for me!

[HoreTore]

The barbies are destroyed by the angry feminist:

https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5109/feministej1.jpg

EDIT: thanks omanes, didn't know that.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Bring in the critics of feminists!
https://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9460/gkchestertonuk0.jpg

BTW, HoreTore, may I suggest that you use this link rather than the one you have used - the frontroom moderators have a dislike for hotlinking. Don't worry BTW, it's the same image! Thanks!

https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5109/feministej1.jpg

[HoreTore]

The critics are defeated by the progress of civilization!

https://img124.imageshack.us/img124/3045/ttv62je6.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Here represented by one of dem newfangled teevees

[Beirut]

The progress of civilization is defeated by the progress of civilization.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/nuke.bmp

Here represented by one of dem newfangled A-Bombs.

[HoreTore]

The dangerous progress of civilization is stopped by the hippie peace&love movement:

https://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2462/hippie3xt2.gif (https://imageshack.us)

[discovery1]

https://img452.imageshack.us/img452/822/cartmanex8.jpg

Eric Cartman, the anti-hippy

[HoreTore]

The balanced diet, natural enemy of Eric Cartman.

https://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2782/balanceddiet737710wa1.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Who needs a balanced diet when you got supplements!
https://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3947/vitaminswp0.jpg

[HoreTore]

Supplements wont work if you vomit afterwards.

https://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3334/peoplecover300x400ub0.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Not if they are injected...
https://img161.imageshack.us/img161/4256/prefillablesyringeslg2.jpg

[master of the puppets]

HAH heroin addicts stole your needles first.


...on second thought i best not post that picture, a bit unfrontroomish.

[Decker]

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/StonerEwok.jpg

1. Stoner Ewok (Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi)
Say you and your friends are just chilling around a campfire while some shiny gold robot tells you a story filled with sound effects—wouldn't you fire up a bowl, too? This Ewok takes a long hit from his pipe and nods approvingly as if to say, "Man, Chief Chirpa's **** is da bomb! And that gay robot's starting to trip me out. Who else is hungry?"

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The almighty Ewoks worship the superior force of C3PO!
https://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8100/c3p0kk2.jpg

[Motep]

https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/lebron23james911/jawa.jpg

Poor C3PO...never saw it coming....

[GeneralHankerchief]

"These blast points... too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise."

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/stormtroopers.jpg

(if you can't beat this, you shouldn't be allowed to play the game.)

[The Spartan (Returns)]

vroom!!!!
https://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k109/Leonidas_The_Spartanhearted/LukeSkywalkerESBV3Wallpaper.jpg

[Incongruous]

"These blast points... too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise."

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/stormtroopers.jpg

(if you can't beat this, you shouldn't be allowed to play the game.)


Ok I know this is wierd but. Considering that quote by Kenobi, why the heck can stormtroopers never hit skywalker while he's standing in damned small hallway? GAH!

[Upxl]

https://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7354/dvownedut0.jpg (https://imageshack.us)


cause of the force my young padawane

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Doctor Who is much older than Star Wars - it's actually the longest running Sci-Fi show according to Wikipedia.

https://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3011/200pxhartnellwilliamvu7.jpg

[shlin28]

EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR! THE DOCTOR MUST DIE!http://www.themindrobber.co.uk/new-dalek/new-series-dalek-3d.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The "standard" Daleks obey their superiors. Bring in the almighty, dedicated and supreme Dalek Emperor:

https://img123.imageshack.us/img123/9480/dalekemperorvn8.jpg

[shlin28]

Yes, but the Dalek emperor was destroyed by the Heart of the Tardis!
http://www.zetacity.com/insidethetardis/tardis-large.jpg
(sorry, but i cant actually find a picture of the heart of the tardis... :sweatdrop:)

[HoreTore]

Cardiac arrest beats any heart.

https://img529.imageshack.us/img529/9335/8anm7.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[shlin28]

A healthy diet helps preventing cardiac arrest :2thumbsup:
http://www.hebs.com/datasets/fulltextp/images/1495/image001.jpg

[Abokasee]

https://img260.imageshack.us/img260/444/catd00mmonhf3.png

I don't think it can stop Uber death ray floating oblivion cat LVL 255!!! HP 121523465432624625742 DAMAGE 1285181811891818181 SPECIAL ABILITIES RADIOACTIVE NUKE INVUNERABLITY, REGEN HP 15135 A MILI SECOND!!!!

[Fußball]

http://static.flickr.com/37/96101030_c5b138c242.jpg

Your über oblivion cat thing lvl 255 cannot escape Cat resistant cat napping bag!

Tschüß!
Erich

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Looks as if the bag is going to be destroyed by a set of ruthless cutting devices!

https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6501/scissorsix5.jpg

[HoreTore]

Grandma says you're not allowed to run with scissors!

https://img507.imageshack.us/img507/1181/grandmako9.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Fußball]

http://www.cyr.gov.sk.ca/assets/img/header_youth.gif

Youth, the enemy of everything elderly.

Tschüß!
Erich

[Motep]

https://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u282/dead_in_the_head/drugs.jpg

Drugs...the enemy of youth all over...

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Rehabilitation - the saviour of all those who are addicted to the terrible evils of drugs and alcohol!

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/DrugRehabilitationClinicLogo.jpg

[Fußball]

http://www.usnodrugs.com/images/drug-overdose.jpg

Having a drug overdose and dieing prevents you from getting to rehabilitation in the first place.

Tschüß!
Erich

[HoreTore]

There are no overdoses in heaven...

https://img48.imageshack.us/img48/7396/bustingintoheavencrodbobf9.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

(Just a quick tidy up - Beirut)

[Fußball]

First of all I must say, touché Horetore.

http://www.photocase.com/de/upload/07/zqidgmk2/photocase642424863.jpg
Unfortunately there are still overdoses until you get to heaven.

Tschüß!
Erich

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

You can't overdose if the police raid the drugs factory:

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/police-officer-doll-set.jpg

[shlin28]

The police can be bribed away with money... :laugh4:

http://www.wpclipart.com/money/money_bags.png

[Decker]

Cops can only be bribed with a 5 dollar bill and this will be the result:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/Needinsomebreakfast.jpg

[Motep]

https://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j179/joebk9/jbb.jpg

He'll take care of that.

(Discretionary edit - Beirut)

[Decker]

Not unless the Sesame Street Gang gets a hold of him first!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/EvilStreet.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Elmo's singing will cause them to run away:

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/250px-Tv_sesame_street_dvd_elmos_wo.jpg

[Decker]

Uhh...Omanes Alexandrapolites Elmo's also in the gang so uhh... his singing helps them torture their enemies.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Uhh...Omanes Alexandrapolites Elmo's also in the gang so uhh... his singing helps them torture their enemies.My apologies Decker, didn't notice Elmo hiding away in there with his pistol. Sorry again!

[Fußball]

http://static.flickr.com/113/305490612_83e1118bc3.jpg

Well Oscar is not in the gang, he's a loner and above everyone else. He also tells you to Scram!

Tschüß!
Erich

[Decker]

http://static.flickr.com/113/305490612_83e1118bc3.jpg

Well Oscar is not in the gang, he's a loner and above everyone else. He also tells you to Scram!

Tschüß!
Erich
What's with the smile?

[Fußball]

He just ate a newborn child, that's how he gets his kicks you know.

Tschüß!
Erich

[master of the puppets]

This hobo beat up oscar and took his trash can

https://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o292/IPKBAAL/hobo.jpg

[Decker]

O yea!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/yankeegohome.jpg

[Motep]

https://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa268/pyro-ixen/tyranid-vingette.jpg

This alien kicks the crap out of Martians