Beat the person above you game (56k warning)

[discovery1]

http://www.fire.uni-freiburg.de/emergency/ger1.jpg

That much water should put it out, crush the house too.

[Voigtkampf]

http://www.ww2guide.com/flak_3.jpg

Target practice! ~D

[Kaiser of Arabia]

ok I cant beat that.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.cigarnexus.com/scrapbook/dcwch/images/wine.cork.gif

Stuff a wine cork down the barrel, and BOOM!! it backfires.

[Voigtkampf]

http://www.mi-brew.com/breweries/S/stroh/mi-109d/strohs-flat-corkscrew.jpg

Problem solved, continue firing! :army:

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.straight-hair.co.uk/images/ghd-hair-straighteners.jpg

The hair straighteners of doom make your corkscrew straighter than a straight man standing on the straightest surface in the world.

[Voigtkampf]

Huh, that so, huh? Then I have to come up with some heavy caliber against that.

So, back to the “root” of the problem! ~D

http://www.mdr.de/IT/75471-high.jpg

Monika sucks the cork out of the flak! ~;)

[Crazed Rabbit]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/ALLPOLITICS/09/08/mgrind.day.seiu/vert.starr.file.1999.jpg

Ken Starr investigates her debauchery!

Crazed Rabbit

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.americanpolitics.com/starrjonesrevinbed2.jpg

Who's gonna help him with his debauchery?

[DemonArchangel]

http://media.portland.indymedia.org/images/2003/03/248233.jpg

"Them's my virgins?"

[discovery1]

http://www.ntcumc.org/Pictures/CurUMR/2003/0124Monroe2B.jpg

IDF troops will stop that, probably.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.usip.org/muslimworld/images/hamas.jpg
Until HAMAS gets invovled!

[discovery1]

Isn't that basically the same as the one before the IDF pic?

Oh well,

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/photos/israeliwall_cp_5025227.jpg

That will keep them out.

[Fragony]

http://www.louisvilleladder.com/images/index112702b.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.wealddown.co.uk/images%20shop/480%20Broad%20Axe.jpg

whack, whack, whack!! Cutting up the ladder, cutting up the ladder, breaking it into bits...

[Fragony]

http://www.gardensafari.net/pics/kevers/kleine_kevers/platydracus_stercorarius_hsx_xxx1_t.jpg

These guys own axes. The wood will be so weak that the axe falls on foot.

[Sigurd]

*thoughts of a praying mantis*; What is that yummy insect doing here?

http://www.nawwal.org/~mrgoff/pictures/98pics/129818a.jpg

[Fragony]

http://tbl.imageg.net/graphics/storeman/tbl/Home_SM3_Apr21_176x242.jpg

SPLUT!

one flat praying mantis!

[Duke John]

A pillow thrown before you will make you slip and loose the boots who are too big for your feet anyway!
http://www.cs.uni.edu/~schafer/familyschafer/archive/patrick/photos/year1/slipped.JPG

[Fragony]

http://www.nos.nl/nieuws/Images/dutroux_tekening_020304_tcm4-17039.jpg


~;)

ps cute kid

[Sigurd]

http://www.pdimages.com/BX0029.JPG

...

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.orbitals.com/self/survey/chain/big/pliers.jpg

Snip, snip! No more power for your chair.

[Duke John]

Owww, you fell asleep while attempting to cut the wires. Better take your naps, kid!
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/battle1.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

Edited

[The Wizard]

~:eek:

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/china/images/lin-biao2.jpg
`_´ Chinese man get pwnd by cultural revolution.

[Craterus]

Owww, you fell asleep while attempting to cut the wires. Better take your naps, kid!
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/battle1.jpg

That baby seems to have stabbed himself in the eye.

P.S. I realise it has been photoshopped.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.stainedglassoriginals.com/goggles.jpg

Fortunately, our little friend was wearing goggles. Disaster averted!

[Oaty]

http://www.murdoch.edu.au/ciee/pages/northwest/jeff%20pissing%20on%20bubby.JPG

But someone pissed on those goggles

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.corpun.com/spd.jpg

Judicial Caning In Singapore for littering and making a mess.

[discovery1]

You're vilating their human rights:

http://www.backspace.com/is/in/the/house/work/images/samples/hrw_home1996.png


not that that matters if one can't stop you.

[Oaty]

http://www.barnettscatering.com/World%20cup%20breakfast/s&m.jpg

Not if he's into S&M


http://www.forbiddenplanetstore.com/acatalog/C4967.jpg

[Fragony]

Immoral behaviour!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/05/images/20050516_webp44882-115-298h.jpg

[Oaty]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/TangEssentials/GOODDOG.jpg

Well piss on Bush

[The_Doctor]

http://www.local6.com/news/4480144/detail.html

No more dog.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.swerbo.com/archives/early_years/billy-jail.jpg

Evil scientist goes to jail.

[The Wizard]

http://www.innermostimagery.com/s2gallerypa/s2gallerypic/jailbreak.JPG


jailbreak!

[Arrowhead]

Haven't been on for a while due to probs with my comp...
http://www.wolvertonstaff.org/images/Virtual%20Camp%202001/Electric%20fence%20sign2.JPG
ahh, that should do it.

[Oaty]

http://www.fplsafetyworld.com/hurt/media/short_path.gif

Some smuck shorts the electricity to ground

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.parklandhospital.com/medical_services/gfx/burn.jpg

Burn Unit Treats him

[Kaiser of Arabia]

But the doctors too drunk!
http://www.needmorebeer.com/img/spsp2_53.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.reuther.wayne.edu/faces/prohibition%20raid.jpg

Prohibition brings the doctor's drinking to an end.

[Arrowhead]

http://www.constitutioncenter.org/timeline/flash/assets/asset_upload_file251_12158.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.20thcenturyinteractive.org/images/photos/Unit1_4.jpg

Bar Wars: The Anti-Saloon League of America strikes back!!

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.absolutad.com/gallery/23-5.jpg

They give into their temptations.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://rob.infinitepigeons.org/images/Finland_Miscellany_5/.lowres/IMG_2361.jpg

Woopsy daisy, in all the excitement of drinking, they dropped the bottle.

[Duke John]

They are forced to lick the drops of alcohol from the ground:
http://a2.cpimg.com/image/12/4A/11231762-0ed0-017C011C-.jpg

[Oaty]

http://www.the-homo-depot.com/images/to509.gif

But a gay man comes along thinking it's an orgy and disperses the mob

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://stirlbot.pragmatic.ca/pope.jpg

I see you, and i consider that a sin. Die heathen!!!

[Oaty]

http://stnicholas.kids.us/stnic/images/gr-smoker-wmaster.jpg

A puppet pope steps in and forgives the gay man

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.ebsqart.com/Art/69/29793/275_275.jpg

Super God steps in and brings the puppet pope to his senses!!

I'm sure that if any devout christians see this part of the thread, they'll go bananas.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.interieur.gouv.fr/rubriques/b/b10_drogue/cocaine/crack-COCA.jpg

Crack Cocaine, stronger than God and cheaper too.

[discovery1]

FOLLOW THE LINK DAMN IT!

Drug bust, more violent (http://www.keysso.net/images/special_unit_pages/swat_gallery_3/020510_drug_bust_12.jpg)
Gotcha!

Hmmm, should I edit this so that it's just a link? I'm worried no one will lokk at it then,

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Any chance of a re-size on that last?

[tibilicus]

oops sorry need to sort out my image.

[Oaty]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cbr/lowres/cbrn19l.jpg

The bust is a bust nobody was home and all that was found were dummies

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://eq.forgedsouls.org/images/news/2004/20040909-gangstas.jpg

The Druggies are ready for the police.

[Oaty]

http://www.waco-anewrevelation.com/media/fire.jpg

Guns are'nt the only solution

[The_Doctor]

http://www.cia.gov/saynotodrugs/images/burnforest6.gif

Deforestation, no plants, no oxygen, no fire or animals.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.huhs.org/activities/environmental/images/treehugger.JPG

Treehuggers get in the way, and the loggers aren't allowed to cut down trees if there is a person in the way.

[The_Doctor]

http://completewasteoftime.blogs.com/weblog/images/flamethrower.jpg

I can burn human rights stuff, then the hippy and the tree.

[Lonewarrior]

there goes your flames, and the hippy, and the tree

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/Gallego256/Tsunami.jpg

[Oaty]

http://www.users.bigpond.com/MDHIGGINS/images/Drought%20branch.jpg

A drought destoys the oceans

[The_Doctor]

http://www.tkk.fi/Units/AES/projects/fusion/plasma.jpg

Plasma. A great wall of it that will evaporate the water.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Plasma and a drought? We can beat that with...

http://www.ifa.hawaii.edu/faculty/jewitt/images/borrelly.jpg

A comet!!! It flattens the plasma reactor, and brings life giving water to the Earth.

[Craterus]

Our atmosphere will break down that comet...

http://www.space.gc.ca/asc/img/atmosphere-couche_f.jpg

I've been away from this thread for a while.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.aerov.jussieu.fr/~fgoutail/reprobus/2004/hibiscus/20040210/CFC-11_20040210_400K.jpg

CFC's destroy the atmosphere, causing to die a slow painful death from UV rays.

[Craterus]

Don't use aerosols, use a roll-on...

http://www.westonsinternet.co.uk/images/lyn475j.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://jbee.biz/catalog/images/HAMMER%20BODY%20CROSS%20PIEN%20240%20500%201%20jpg.jpg

Whack whack whack!! Broken roll on.

[Craterus]

Whack! Whack! Whack! Broken Hammer!

http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.laskey-clifton.com/Services/Equipment/piledriver.jpg

Pile-driver!! Whack whack whack!! Broken sledgehammer!!

We're just going to keep on posting bigger and stupid hitting tools, aren't we?

[ichi]

http://www.msha.gov/Accident_Prevention/ideas/images/wire2.jpg

Low powerlines get the pile-driver boom caught and electrocute the operator, the cops come and impound the whole rig, and then the taxman confiscates the whole thing which is sold as scrap.

ichi :bow:

[Oaty]

http://www.memyi.us/images/powershoes.jpg

They have to turn the power off to get BKS's shoes back to him

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://ljworld.com/art/apps/pennynews/998819201%5C_baldwinutilitypoles.jpg

The power lines all got snapped in a storm.

[Arrowhead]

http://www.wdtinc.com/iwatch/images/storm-predictor.jpg

[The Wizard]

http://webslingerz.com/jhoffman/images/blackout-of-2003.jpg

Whoops... blackout!



~Wiz

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.jimloy.com/physics/perpet2.gif

A perpetual motion machine will save us!!!

[The Wizard]

http://inercia.no.sapo.pt/hooligan.jpg

This fine gentleman comes along and destroys it.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.homestead.com/prosites-lincolnloyal/files/ATHENSMOB.jpg

Bring on the English football hooligans. More capable of causing pointless death and destruction than an elite SWAT team or George Bush, they beat your hapless chair thrower into the ground.

[The Wizard]

http://www.soulwalking.co.uk/%A5Artist%20GIF%20Images/Hooligan-Child.jpg

That ain't nothing compared to the Feyenoord hooligans -- they start young, like the Spartans before them! Either come back home with your middle-finger raised, or come back on your middle-finger!

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://brad.touesnard.com/wp/wp-content/evil_monkey.gif

Evil monkey don't look to happy with that kid.

'Get to your room right now!!!!

Or, go to the shop and get a banana!'

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.defense-update.com/images/m829a3.jpg

Pierces the armor of the crane.

[DemonArchangel]

Whoops, I mean, "Impales the monkey"

[Voigtkampf]

http://www.chronikverlag.de/tageschronik/022075.jpg

GAH! What evil monkey? Iron Lady messes up the hoooligans! ~D

[The_Doctor]

http://eurolegal.org/images3/ianduncanwho.gif

There goes the Tories.

[The Wizard]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1074732602322_2004/01/23/24n_blair,0.jpg

Whoops, there goes Britain.

[DemonArchangel]

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/360/000022294/george-w-bush.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/360/000022294/&h=307&w=243&sz=27&tbnid=8nbA6ZnFFbIJ:&tbnh=111&tbnw=88&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3DGeorge%2BW.%2BBush%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN

Who's yer' daddy?!?!

[Divine Wind]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1080000/images/_1082459_bushsnr150.jpg

Im his daddy!!

[The_Doctor]

http://terra-simulator.hp.infoseek.co.jp/gallery/Military/zero.jpg

Japanese Zero fighter. Bush got shot down during WW2, I am not sure how, but the zero represents this.

[The Wizard]

http://www.limalima.com/art/Zero%20Kill.jpg

Pacific theater went a bit differently than the jolly old Jap had wanted...

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://darknebula.org/phpupload/files/Brick%20Wall.jpg

The weapon the Japs never used - a brick wall!! When the Americans chased, a carrier below would suddenly make a wall pop up, and *splat* the american is dead.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/vehicles/engineer_vehicles/bulldozers/d9.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.msha.gov/District/Dist_08/d8gif/dozervoid.gif

Not even a bulldozer can escape from this pit of despair...

[DemonArchangel]

http://lomoville.clarence.com/archive/images/trash.jpg

The hole quickly fills up with trash.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.surgery3000.com/images/surgimage/Keep_Britain_Tidy_02.jpg

The Keep Britain Tidy campaign. Making British streets slightly cleaner since 1956.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

http://re2.mm-b.yimg.com/image/173103203

I don't think people give a toss about that campaign...

PS new to the competion!

[The Wizard]

http://www.bilnorge.no/export/bb_17321.jpeg

Watch it, fellers! Smokey's a comin'!

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

http://www.motorsportimage.com/images/Donuts.jpg

Watch out, the tempting donuts distract the officers while the guys loiter

[The Wizard]

http://www.easi.net.nz/images/homer.gif

Mmm, donuts... *drools*

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

http://re2.mm-c.yimg.com/image/302840938 (http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/S=2114717005/K=Bart/v=2/SID=e/l=II/R=5/SS=i/OID=5dbb9df7503bb1d8/;_ylt=Aog0MSpuFYGvwz.PWAkg2g1NBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bTQ0OXZjBHNlYwNzcg--/SIG=1ers7ie7g/EXP=1116807032/*-http%3A//uk.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Ffr%3DFP-tab-img-t%26ei%3DISO-8859-1%26p%3DBart&h=464&w=300&imgcurl=www.imaginaria.com.ar%2F03%2F4%2Fbart.jpg&imgurl=www.imaginaria.com.ar%2F03%2F4%2Fbart.jpg&size=61.1kB&name=bart.jpg&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imaginaria.com.ar%2F03%2F4%2Fbart.htm&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imaginaria.com.ar%2F03%2F4%2Fbart.htm&p=Bart&type=jpeg&no=5&tt=215,774&ei=ISO-8859-1)

Homer get's angry from Bart and chases Bart leaving behind the donuts.

[ichi]

Lisa clearly beats Bart every time

http://www.simpsonsland.net/multimedia/images/lisa/002.gif

ichi :bow:

ps glad to see this back on the Simpsons theme

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

http://re2.mm-a.yimg.com/image/876286818 (http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/S=2114717005/K=telephone/v=2/SID=e/TID=UK0006_10/l=II/R=2/SS=i/OID=4b79acc48af70d30/;_ylt=As8_qGHlOfX4fksLzsFWOKRNBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bTQ0OXZjBHNlYwNzcg--/SIG=1fi1umvct/EXP=1116841855/*-http%3A//uk.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Ffr%3DFP-tab-img-t%26ei%3DISO-8859-1%26p%3Dtelephone&h=489&w=490&imgcurl=callisto.si.usherb.ca%2F%7E99887796%2Ftelephone.jpg&imgurl=callisto.si.usherb.ca%2F%7E99887796%2Ftelephone.jpg&size=60.5kB&name=telephone.jpg&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcallisto.si.usherb.ca%2F%7E99887796&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcallisto.si.usherb.ca%2F%7E99887796&p=telephone&type=jpeg&no=2&tt=593,412&ei=ISO-8859-1)Oh dear Lisa was distracted from by her friends on the phone

Ps This the 600th post in this thread out of everybody so,Boo ya!
Also creator of the 16th page in this thread so,Boo ya!

[Mikeus Caesar]

Actually, Ichi had the 600th post. Whoever gets the 1000th is a very lucky boy. Anyways:

http://store.nanoscience.com/ProductImages/STM/wirecutters.jpg

Snip, snip! No more phones!

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

http://re2.mm-c.yimg.com/image/473806658 (http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/S=2114717005/K=marge+simpson/v=2/SID=e/TID=UK0006_10/l=II/R=10/SS=i/OID=071edcff87024770/;_ylt=AmQ8390IZzRDpeLY1AsbYvFNBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bTQ0OXZjBHNlYwNzcg--/SIG=1hiimd65f/EXP=1116848527/*-http%3A//uk.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dmarge%2Bsimpson%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3DFP-tab-img-t%26fl%3D0%26x%3Dwrt&h=478&w=240&imgcurl=web.onetel.net.uk%2F%7Esilver00%2Fimages%2Fsimpsons%2Fmarge.gif&imgurl=web.onetel.net.uk%2F%7Esilver00%2Fimages%2Fsimpsons%2Fmarge.gif&size=16.8kB&name=marge.gif&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.onetel.net.uk%2F%7Esilver00%2Fcharacters.htm&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.onetel.net.uk%2F%7Esilver00%2Fcharacters.htm&p=marge+simpson&type=gif&no=10&tt=20,425&ei=UTF-8)

Marge punishs you for using tools underage so your tool is pwned

[Oaty]

http://comdir.bfree.on.ca/jnh/Hair%20Dresser.jpg

Marge goes away for a few days to make way for one of those makeover shows and gets a whole new hairdo

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

http://re2.mm-a.yimg.com/image/1606205243 (http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/S=2114717005/K=for+sale/v=2/SID=e/TID=UK0006_10/l=II/R=3/SS=i/OID=44cc1666e4e3ee80/;_ylt=AhBDRkwh72P2ELgtG646.MdNBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bTQ0OXZjBHNlYwNzcg--/SIG=1j3jri0n3/EXP=1116872108/*-http%3A//uk.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Ffr%3DFP-tab-img-t%26ei%3DISO-8859-1%26p%3Dfor%2Bsale&h=204&w=256&imgcurl=cache.corbis.com%2Fagent%2F11%2F56%2F07%2F11560702.jpg&imgurl=cache.corbis.com%2Fagent%2F11%2F56%2F07%2F11560702.jpg&size=21.0kB&name=11560702.jpg&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbizpresenter.corbis.com%2Freferrals%2Fwrk_jump.asp%3Flinkid%3D15631%26imageid%3D1 1560702&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbizpresenter.corbis.com%2Freferrals%2Fwrk_jump.asp%3Flinkid%3D15631%26imageid%3D11 560702&p=for+sale&type=jpeg&no=3&tt=4,481,344&ei=ISO-8859-1)Oh dear the shop is sold to a crap company so marge doesn't go.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.implosionworld.com/img/dyk22.jpg

No more shop to sell as the entire crumbling wreck implodes.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.cuthills.com/images/under%20construction.gif

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://pcmedics.net/shooters/images/robber%202.gif

Give me that Hammer foo'.

[The Wizard]

http://www.keysso.net/images/special_unit_pages/swat_gallery_7/030725%20SWAT%20police%20standoff%20(62).JPG


Oh shit! The SWAT busted yo' ass foo'!

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.twentythree.de/joysticker_v2.0/catalog/images/eastwood_guns_dont_kill.jpg

Feelin' lucky, cop? Heheh, no one, not even the police mess with Dirty Harry!!

[DemonArchangel]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/1101/posters/poster1_hi.jpg

No one beats Chow Yun Fat

[ichi]

http://www.gothamist.com/arts/archives/JetLi_hero.jpg

Mrs ichi says that Jet Li eats Chow for breakfast

ichi :bow:

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://movie-cast.com/harvey.jpg

[ichi]

Mrs ichi says 'no way, he just posted a photo of Harvey Keitel and there's no reason - no way - he could beat Jet Li."

She is pist and calls foul! For the first time in this thread there is an objection. So justify how HK could beat JL!!


So I repeat

http://www.cineasie.com/Cinema%20asiatique/JetLi/JetJackie.jpg

and raise you Jackie Chan

ichi :bow:

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Mrs ichi says 'no way, he just posted a photo of Harvey Keitel and there's no reason - no way - he could beat Jet Li."

She is pist and calls foul! For the first time in this thread there is an objection. So justify how HK could beat JL!!


So I repeat

http://www.cineasie.com/Cinema%20asiatique/JetLi/JetJackie.jpg

and raise you Jackie Chan

ichi :bow:
HK has dual .45s in RD I think, sides hes a better actor.
Anyway, here you go for an anti-Jaki-Chan

http://www.poolofsuck.com/pulpweb/pulp/images/guns.jpg
kickass

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.subtraction.com/pics/0305/030522_neo_bullets.jpg

Those dudes with guns can fire as much as they want - they can't beat the One!

[The Wizard]

http://www.partesdesign.com/manual/julho/odie.jpg

No-one can stop the force of Odie's drool.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://kcm.co.kr/mission/map/flags/Korea.jpg

The Korean people. As i sometimes say, in Korea, a dog is for life, not just for dinner.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.crwflags.com/art/countries1/china.gif

China!

Oh yea, just in case anyone posts an American Flag: http://weekly.ahram.org.eg/1999/455/re4.jpg

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.buddel.de/bs/fl_japal.jpg

[ichi]

http://core.ecu.edu/hist/tuckerjo/McLand.jpg

oh, and I shall return

ichi :bow:

[discovery1]

http://www.bcpl.net/~etowner/truman.jpg

HS Truman slaps around that disrespectful brat.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://freewebs.com/larry_hilde/tn_Way%20Home%20Missouri%20(11).jpg

President Truman's grave...no one escapes death.

[Craterus]

You can escape death today! With the Elixir of Life! While stocks last. Disclaimer: This product does not actually give the user immortality. It is just a card.

http://www.pojo.com/harrypotter/ccg/CardImages/ElixirofLife.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://adrian.gimp.org/lava.jpg

Mmm, toasty. Anyone got some marshmallows?

P.S that is lava, so you have to beat lava, not ordinary fire.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/acatalog/mars0010.jpg

I have marshmallows
W00T!

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.theburntmarshmallows.com/images/photos/C&CW.jpg

Somehow, i don't think you want them once these crazy ladies have got their hands, or should i say heads, all over them.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.wealddown.co.uk/images%20shop/480%20Broad%20Axe.jpg
no heads to get on the marshmellows methinks

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://gamegoof.com/me.jpg

Woopsy daisy...

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.duct-tape.com/GAFFER.JPG

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.kitcomm.com/comments/gold/userimages/brick.jpg
http://www.stcroixems.com/Photos/Bahamas%20Trip/DCP_4825.JPG

Stick the tape to that brick, then drop it in the ocean. Problem solved.

[TheWingedVictory]

Anti-Kryptonite liquid I guess :dizzy2: :dizzy2:

[TheWingedVictory]

The Korean people. As i sometimes say, in Korea, a dog is for life, not just for dinner.

WTF?!!!!!!! What is wrong with you. Really, that is M(essed)UBAR man. It's only a real small minority of ppl who eat dog. You're like saying that all americans are part of the KKK. Plus they never eat pet dogs. They only eat some abandoned hobo dog imported from phillipines. I myself never ate dog and we Koreans are dog loving people! :furious3:

[John86]

This water pump should do the job.
http://www.reefgeek.com/product_images/laing_thermotech/velocity_pump_b.jpg

[Craterus]

I'll cut your water pump.

http://www.russellperformance.com/auto/hoses/images/hoses/ass_tl-1.jpg

[John86]

Watch Killer bite that hand off.
http://www.7nights.com/presentations/webvisions_2004/killer.jpg

[Craterus]

I'm sure I can distract him with another tasty treat.

http://ffp.uku.fi/pics/meat-possunfile02.jpg

[Oaty]

http://adaweb.walkerart.org/context/stir-fry/img/gumeat.jpg

Killer bites the hand that feeds him and get's euthanised

[DemonArchangel]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00083F3JM.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Nine Inch Nails: The Hand That Feeds.

[John86]

My dwarf with a hammer can take care of those nine inch nails.
http://www.tomservo.cc/show.aspx/hammer.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

WTF?!!!!!!! What is wrong with you. Really, that is M(essed)UBAR man. It's only a real small minority of ppl who eat dog. You're like saying that all americans are part of the KKK. Plus they never eat pet dogs. They only eat some abandoned hobo dog imported from phillipines. I myself never ate dog and we Koreans are dog loving people! :furious3:

At the rate i'm going, i'm going to end up accidentally insulting every nation on Earth. So far this year, i have accidentally insulted Americans, Koreans, Chinese, the Dutch, Brazilians, Russians and the Italians. Anyway:

http://www.troutlet.com/images/cardboard-box-and-Styrofoam.gif

get in the box, ya silly dwarf!

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.burtonreport.com/images/Styrofoam400GIF.gif

Biodegrable Styrofoam

[King Henry V]

http://www.provenwinners.com/images/basics/soil.jpg

Well if it's biodegradable.......

[Mikeus Caesar]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/31/270px-Concrete_pouring_0020.jpg

As the world is slowly turned into a concrete jungle, we can say bye bye to the soil.

[King Henry V]

http://www.anvari.org/db/photos/200301c/Environmentalists_Against_War.jpg

[Craterus]

http://www.wyckoffschools.org/eisenhower/etv/bgsbymro/images/asphalt.jpg

Asphalt is better than concrete. It doesn't hurt so much when you fall on it.

P.S. Why visit anvari.org?

[Mikeus Caesar]

Erm...henry, what was that all about?

http://www.mining-technology.com/contractor_images/rocktool/rocktool4s.jpg

Pneumatic Drill, for breaking up Asphalt and Concrete.

Dang, i just beat my last post by accident.

[King Henry V]

http://www.wyckoffschools.org/eisenhower/etv/bgsbymro/images/asphalt.jpg

Asphalt is better than concrete. It doesn't hurt so much when you fall on it.

P.S. Why visit anvari.org?
I was just looking for pics on google. I am not a leftie enviromentalist.
http://resources.mayandcompany.com/Images/Scandinavian/Misc/hand%20in%20visco%20elastic%20foam.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.amnesty-volunteer.org/clipart/blacknwhite/GIFS/SCISSORS.GIF

Snip snip! No more foamy, white weird stuff.

[King Henry V]

http://www.mrx.no/albums/Namsos-i-Namdalen/a_white_stone.sized.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

Henry, how does a red cross beat scissors? ~:confused:

[King Henry V]

A red cross?
Anyway, ever heard of tic-tac-toe (or rock-paper-scissors)?

[Kaiser of Arabia]

WTF?!!!!!!! What is wrong with you. Really, that is M(essed)UBAR man. It's only a real small minority of ppl who eat dog. You're like saying that all americans are part of the KKK. Plus they never eat pet dogs. They only eat some abandoned hobo dog imported from phillipines. I myself never ate dog and we Koreans are dog loving people! :furious3:
yeah but wtf? eating a dog? Those people should be euthenized! Good for you, that you've never eaten a dog! but wtf? why? that's a waste of a potential pet!

[King Henry V]

Don't they call all the dogs they are going to eat "Yum-Yum"? There's a place in Switzerland were there is an illegal dog trade. I think its because some of the inhabitants are descended from some Huns who settled there.

[ichi]

Lets get this thread back on topic

Beat (not eat) this

http://www.doggylandhk.com/german%20shepherd%20dog.JPG

ichi :bow:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Several things-
No more discussion about dogs
Please try and stay on topic
King Henry V, could you edit your foam pic? It's messing up the board.

[Ironside]

Dog catcher, attack ~D

http://www.nolanpeople.com/mediumpics/DogCatcher.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

Several things-
No more discussion about dogs
Please try and stay on topic
King Henry V, could you edit your foam pic? It's messing up the board.

That's three things...and that dog catcher is disturbing. It just doesn't look right...

[King Henry V]

Lets get this thread back on topic

Beat (not eat) this

http://www.doggylandhk.com/german%20shepherd%20dog.JPG

ichi :bow:
How is that supposed to beat a rock?
By the way BKS, I don't know how to edit my pics.

[DemonArchangel]

http://sekitori.web.infoseek.co.jp/watching/ichi_photo/cn_wat_inu3.gif

[Craterus]

King Henry V, instead of re-sizing, you could just post a link to the site where you got it from.

[King Henry V]

Thanks, I'll do that in future.

[Oaty]

Topic Closed


Signed
http://www.logodesignworks.com/vectorlogos/B/tn/Bks.gif

Mainly due this thread finding BKS tru identity
http://www.bluespruceyoga.com/iyengar2.jpg

Anyways theres this thing called preview post. You preview the post and make sure you do'nt have a red X as a pic and if you due, it's being done for bandwidth protection, so either host the image yourself or go get a new pic. simple as that and it helps keep everyone on top.

Anyways try to beat that a moderator especially with the topic closed bet you cant beat that

[Mikeus Caesar]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/currywurry/EBhack.bmp

The mystery hacker of TWC...he hacked three admin accounts, and deleted the SPQR, EB and RTR forums. He beat three admins, so he would make short work of mods. And DemonArchangel, that picture of the dog was disgusting.

[DemonArchangel]

note: I'm not even sure that was a dog. And if I posted beef? That too is equally disgusting if you think about it.

Anyway: http://www.newcolony.org/images/prison.gif

Prison, the consequence for hacking.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.theycamefromhollywood.com/IMAGES/jailbreak.jpg

A giant robot releases the prisoners.

[John86]

Watch out for the robot killer. DemonArcangel, why would you post something like that?
http://www.shineandrise.com/TerrySilver/RobotKiller/TRAINING4.jpg

[The_Doctor]

http://mirror-uk-th2.gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/medicine/soap-in-dish-2-DHD.jpg

Soap will get rid of the writing.

[TheWingedVictory]

http://www.mrcleantools.com/graphics/logo.jpg
A germophob uses up the soap in less than an hour.

[John86]

Mr.Clean was arrested for the use of anabolic steriods. ~;)
http://www.winatslotmachine.com/xadmin/fotos/22.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://willcate.com/images/mj-lawyer.jpg

This lawyer convicts the jury not to imprison him.

[John86]

Even though Mr.Clean did not go to jail, he was forced to stop using steriods, and his muscle turned to fat, makeing him useless.
http://catcode.com/dc2003/bigman_257_th.jpg

[Craterus]

Use these and he'll have those muscles back in no time.

http://www.fitnessplus.com/Equipment/Dumbbells/Hex.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.teniszhirek.hu/pictures/teniszkonyok.gif

Watch out, weights can cause injuries

[ichi]

Drink a few beers to replenish lost carbs, and relax on the beach while that muscle heals

http://images3.vrbo.com/vrbo/images/40210c.jpg

ichi :bow:

[Oaty]

http://yogen.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/1103559937_0714_1.jpg

It's all fun and games at the beach until the speedo's party hits

[DemonArchangel]

http://forums.autoweek.com/servlet/JiveServlet/download/25-11460-215821-1384/bikini.jpg

Something worse than men in speedos.

[TheWingedVictory]

http://www.metasure.com/newcontent/mainimage.gif
diet pills...

[Mikeus Caesar]

Ack....i don't which is worse...the speedo party, or the fat lady....wait, i know.

Fat people, tight clothes.

[Hoplite]

http://www.metasure.com/newcontent/mainimage.gif
diet pills...

Counters the effect of diet pills.

http://www.b98fm.com/discount_deals/cicis_399_deal.gif

[King Henry V]

Somebody should post the fat woman in the Babe thread.........
http://www.preston.gov.uk/Images/General/Environmental%20Health/FOOD4.jpg
Anyway, pizza place is closed because of poor hygiene.

[John86]

Mr.Clean made a comeback and cleaned up the pizza place!
http://www.mrcleantools.com/graphics/logo.jpg

[King Henry V]

Well doesn't make us go through the whole cycle again?

[The Wizard]

http://webpub.allegheny.edu/employee/i/iroy/Fall%202002/CA%20581/Brawny%20guy-sensitive%20man.jpg

No -- Mr. Clean gets pwnd by Brawny Man!

[King Henry V]

Well your thing just goes down the toilet
http://www.yoe-inc.com/Hometech/Images/1pc-toilet.jpg

[John86]

There goes your toilet.
http://www.superiornationalforest.org/july4thstorm1999/images/visuals/toliet_seat_in_tree.jpg

[King Henry V]

And there goes your forest
http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/paleo/drought/images/yellowstonefire.jpg

[John86]

There goes your fire.
http://www.bemorehealthy.com/CaliforniaDays/CalFires2003/fireman.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.kansaswindpower.net/Sun%20latest_eit_304_full-6-24.gif

Put this out.

[discovery1]

http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2003/11/images/a/formats/web.jpg

You star ran out of fuel and shed its outer layers. What you going to do now?

[TheWingedVictory]

http://www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/deathstar.jpg
Contruct a death star out of its remnance.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.planet3earth.freeserve.co.uk/93.jpg

[TheWingedVictory]

http://www.amra.pl/star/4.jpg
A TIE fighter is on its tail.

[discovery1]

http://www.30doradus.org/spaceships/images/a-wing.jpg

More manuverable and tougher than ties to boot.

[TheWingedVictory]

http://www.synapse.ne.jp/~save/mechanic/starship/sd1.jpg
It collides with an imperial star destroyer.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy/vehicle/images/eclipse_destroyer.gif
Bigger. Better.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Special/Galaxy.jpg

The Eclipse class Star Destroyer is owned by the Galaxy Gun, which R2-D2 has re-programed!

[TheWingedVictory]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Sith_Lords-01.jpg
Agents of the Sith secretly and unknowingly arrives at the gun site and slaughters all and destroys the gun.

[Oaty]

http://www.blight.com/~scarlett/images/Vader.jpg

Darth Vader is the chosen one and will bring back balance to the force by killing the Sith lord himself

[TheWingedVictory]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/136643/2/I_ve_been_cut_off_.jpg
I plug off one of the wires inside darth vader's suit.

[Big_John]

the cool clique walks in and owns on all star wars nerds!

http://www.afrc.af.mil/afrcnews/images/actor.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.a-t-m.org.uk/images/index-electrician.jpeg

Mr. Vader, sir, i found your problem, that'll be £50.

[Husar]

But Mr. Vader is

http://blog.verbosecoma.com/archives/culture/041112_bankrupt.jpg

[The Wizard]

http://www.escolar.net/MT/archives/lucas.jpg

George Lucas comes along and helps ol' Darthie out of his financial straights.

[DemonArchangel]

http://images.wn.com/i/c3/126112f352041f.jpg

These Chinese Pirated movies bankrupt Lucas.

[The Wizard]

http://www.international.ucla.edu/shenzhen/2002ncta/feeney/image/cult01.jpg

The Chinese get pwnd by the Cultural Revolution. `_´

[King Henry V]

And along comes capitalism..............
http://www.globaleye.org.uk/secondary_spring04/eyeon/mac.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://thomsonphoto.co.uk/modules/xoopsgallery/cache/albums/album06/may1.jpg

McDonalds pwned by British May-day Rioters. You gotta love our British Rioters and Hooligans, capable of destroying anything and everything.

[King Henry V]

And naughty rioters get arrested by riot police...........
http://ftaaimc.org/images/2003/11/2039.jpg

[ichi]

Lawyers, lots and lots of lawyers


http://www.trlf.com/images/group.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.nndb.com/people/360/000022294/george-w-bush.jpg

Even this idiot could get a law degree.

[discovery1]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/George-Washington.jpg

GW > GWB

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.filosofia.unina.it/longocioffi/1799.jpg
along comes 1799 and GW dies!

[Fragony]

Nothing beats a air to surface charge

http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg01182005/Lunatic-Pathos.jpg

[King Henry V]

You're not supposed to put anything which can't be beaten and anyway I don't know how an air to surface charge can beat a year. And I'll beat that plane with this:
http://www.greatplanes.com/airplanes/gpma1380main2.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

And i'll beat that plane with this:

http://archives.californiaaviation.org/ganews/jpg00144.jpg

Woopsa daisy, looks like Mr. Richtofen didn't have a pilots licence, and thus crashed and burned.

[Divine Wind]

http://tau.ur.ru/img/parachute.jpg

What Mr. Richtofen really needed was one of these!

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.me.dal.ca/~dp_04_4/IMGP1949.JPG

The cord on Mr. Richtofen's parachute was broken. Mr. Richtofen abruptly falls to his messy death, hopefully hitting a greenhouse when he lands to make an even more spectacular mess.

[Ronin]

http://www.eskimo.com/~ktlange/Crossland/024%20Bill%20and%20AA%20Gun.JPG

that´s right....you just float a little nearer ~D

[King Henry V]

That's if the soldier isn't bossed eyed like the guy callled Asswhole in Spacebalsl: The Movie (no offence to anybody who is boss-eyed here).
http://www.sourcefour.co.uk/new_images/boss_eyed.jpg

[King Henry V]

Have I accidently posted something ehich cannot be beaten? Am I the winner then?

[The Wizard]

http://www.mundogym.com.ar/Secciones/Deportes/fotos/boxeo/box-punch.jpg


I'll smack that boss-eyedness right out of you...

[ichi]

Meet Don King, the man who single-handedly destroyed boxing in America

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2002/Aug-10-Sat-2002/photos/sports.jpg

ichi :bow:

[King Henry V]

Isn't he the Nutty Proffesor?

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics2/tyson.jpg

The man that singlehandedly helped Don King ruin boxing.

[Laridus Konivaich]

http://www.firearmsmod.com/weapons/knife.jpg
goes down when I sneak this into the ring

[John86]

These guys get you first.
http://www.busternus.com/rvn/1966%201026%20cops%20Siagon%20RVN.jpg

[Laridus Konivaich]

Police again? :sadg:

[Oaty]

But the officers are easily distrascted

http://michael-friedman.com/archives/images/83/manga_muzimei01.jpg

[poirot]

a chemistry book will dispell all the myth about kryptonite. Trust science, not science fiction.

http://img206.echo.cx/img206/1223/brownlemay9th8279dz.jpg (http://)

[poirot]

oops wrong page. Forget the post about the chemistry book. I forgot that this, not page five, was the actual last page.

[poirot]

Now the correct post to beat the girl who distracts the police:

A pimp controls that girl's every move.

http://img233.echo.cx/img233/8272/pinkpimp0uj.jpg (http://)

[King Henry V]

And along comes the narcotics police to arrest him on drug charges
http://www.waynetownship.com/police/gifs/Narcotics/P1010007.jpg

[Laridus Konivaich]

http://www.princeton.edu/~cvklein/pictures/klein/butch%20&%20senator%201.jpg
But these guys come along and legalize drugs...

[The Wizard]

http://www.skatecab.com/images/Rednecks.jpg

I'm a reckonin' that these here fine youngins won't accept yon gander

[Laridus Konivaich]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38388000/jpg/_38388251_gunsign_ap_150.jpg
But they decide to follow the rules.

[King Henry V]

Not if the NRA have anything to do with it!
http://www.nanticokepa.com/nra.jpg

[poirot]

Charleton Heston and the NRA believes that the Second Amendment guarntees the freedom to possess and use firearms

http://www.hawaiimovietour.com/collection/collectionL/hestonL.jpg (http://)

[King Henry V]

Your links still don't work, poirot.

[poirot]

I was about to post the NRA but King Henry got there first. Well, here is something to top NRA and Charleton Heston:

Imprison the chief of the NRA in a prison on the Planet of the Apes!!!

[/IMG]http://www.bfi.org.uk/education/resources/teaching/citizenship/images/apes_200.jpg (http://)

http://www.bfi.org.uk/education/resources/teaching/citizenship/images/apes_200.jpg

[poirot]

http://img98.echo.cx/img98/7097/apes2005ic.jpg (http://)

[King Henry V]

Warning! Escaped gorillas! Call all zoo-keepers!
http://www.crocodilehunter.com/australia_zoo/whats_new_at_the_zoo/2005/images/bishki_zoo_keepers_250.jpg

[poirot]

King Kong, the greatest gorilla, to the rescue!

http://img150.echo.cx/img150/6726/kingkong5xh.jpg (http://)

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www-unix.mcs.anl.gov/~linderot/images/superman.jpg

Superman to the rescue!! With one whack of his mighty fists, Superman knocks king-kong over the horizon, to Uranus, where he is annoyed to death by Abokasee's lack of grammar and coherent sentence's.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.megwaiteclayton.com/grazing%20horse.JPG

I could get more tasteless.

[Oaty]

I could get more tasteless.

I'll do that for you

No more horsie

http://www.drabruzzi.com/images/HORSEMEAT.jpg

[King Henry V]

But the shop is smashed up by horse-lovers.
http://horsefun.com/images/totalHL.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.tastingmenu.com/media/2002/20021116-inakaya/images/23-beef%20before%20grilling.jpg

Who needs horse when you have beef?

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.goodnessdirect.co.uk/detail/328685b.jpg

Who needs beef when you can have the tasty vegetarian alternative?

[King Henry V]

This were your ersatz meat goes.........
http://www.waytorussia.net/Services/ApartmentsMoscow/m2403mr/toilet.jpg