Beat the person above you game (56k warning)

[discovery1]

http://homicide.northwestern.edu/documents/prohibition.jpg

[Narayanese]

Armstrong was mistaken, it wasn't the "real stuff", it was alcohol-free beer!
http://www.weihenstephaner-berlin.de/eng/img/labels/hefeweissb_alkfrei.gif

[Mikeus Caesar]

But the sugar was distilled into rum first...

http://wwwchem.uwimona.edu.jm:1104/gifs/applrum.jpg

Congratulations on the 1000th post in this game!!!

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.longpassages.org/images/Wales_LLfair_town_sign.jpg
This name is much longer than your alcohol free beer. lol

[Moros]

it's not anymore!!!
https://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4789/walesllfairtownsign7jf.jpg

well do you konw, even paint can be "usefull" some times. ~:)

[Oaty]

Forgive my clumsiness bit it appears I spilled your can of paint

http://www.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/BDX/BDX224/bxp39388.jpg

[discovery1]

http://tyrant.ath.cx/~kerri/Pete's%20Pictures/Chem%20Project/Paint%20Thinner%201.jpg

[Crazed Rabbit]

http://www.bakersfieldcity.us/fire/juvinalFF/images/match.jpg

Oops, I dropped a match. And it appears that paint thinner is combustable! Uh-oh!

Crazed Rabbit

[Laridus Konivaich]

Congratulations on the 1000th post in this game!!!Thanks! ~:cool:

But I threw your match in the lake:
http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/Imgs/Jpg/CraterLake/30410142_006_med.jpg

[ichi]

what's that sucking sound?

http://www2.chicoer.com/content/articles/2005/04/08/news/news3.jpg

[Laridus Konivaich]

what's that sucking sound?
It was a nearby camper taking down his air matress:
http://www.discountairbeds.com/images/aero/aeroinflate.jpg

[Divine Wind]

Camper didnt read the signs...

http://www.bronxzoo.com/media/image/GrizzlyBearStandingWebJMaher.JPG

Bear hungry! Bear want eat!

[ichi]

this guy shoots steam out of his navel, which bears really hate

http://www.absc.usgs.gov/research/brownbears/safety/images/spraying.gif

[Laridus Konivaich]

Unfortunately, all of the steam got funneled off into the sauna!!

http://www.alpha-sun.de/saunabau/bild/mini_sauna.jpg

[Marcellus]

But the sauna is transported to Antarctica where the steam quickly condenses:

http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Library/UVB/Images/antarctica.jpg

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.chateaudebrou.com/algerie/fotos/algerie_017.jpg
But half way through condensing, the stream heated up and melted all the ice off Antarctica, leaving only a sterile desert.

[Laridus Konivaich]

The air conditioner helped it cool back down.

http://www.modernair.biz/images/airconditioner.jpg

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.4-hmall.org/4H_Mall/images/Inventory_Images/FS/pe91.jpg
Woops! I stuck a pencil into the air conditioner. Now it will never work.

[Divine Wind]

Step aside good pencil! For your nemesis has arrived!


http://www.discountart.com/store/media/Brass%20sharpener-9868-D.jpg

[Marcellus]

Oh no! The sharpener got lost in a pencil case!

http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~m-task/heritage/PencilCase_front.jpg

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.bassfishingcapecod.com/cj_30678.jpg
"Imagine that. I caught it using a rubber pencil case on a hook." ~D

[Laridus Konivaich]

But everything got organized out into a tray!

http://www.bettymills.com/store/images/product/DMMM2569.JPG

[ichi]

the tray is sent to the International Space Station, where the lack of gravity renders it useless

http://members.nova.org/~sol/station/iss-sta2.jpg

[Laridus Konivaich]

Can I use something to hold the items down, why yes!

http://www.ldeo.columbia.edu/res/fac/micro/images.section/pages/velcro.gif

[Silver Rusher]

Unfortunately, the ostrich does not bear the intelligence or the limbs to attatch pencils and velco together.
http://www.worldbook.com/features/birds/assets/ostrich.jpg

[Marcellus]

Can an ostrich fly? Nope.
Will it be pecked to death? Yep.

http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/bird/Merlin_01-BirdOfPrey-InFlight.jpg

[Moros]

Don't you just love Human-"technology"
http://www3.telus.net/gforceHQ/gforcecreative_site/parts/framed%20galleries/framed%20digital/f-shotgun.jpg

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0028-0408-1400-1121_SM.jpg
We don't allow them over here

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.ohlone.palo-alto.ca.us/Williamsburg/127%20militia%20loads.jpg
Called the American Revolutionary War.

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.javadivine.com/Images/coffee%20mug.jpg
Old chaps, why don't we forget these problems over a nice warm cup of coffee? Drink up. Mwahahahahaha! It's poisoned! That'll teach ya for messing with the British!

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.aism.edu.my/extra_pg/images/International/y4%20food%20testers.jpg
these food testers drink the coffee first, then their deaths tell my militia it's poisoned!

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.itg-solutions.com/images/safe/safe-outside.jpg
What a shame. They were the only people who knew the code to the safe. Now the Revolution will go bankrupt for sure!

[discovery1]

http://www.gototem.com/Webgifs/ClipArt/Police/Safe_Cracker.GIF

Crack it.

[Marcellus]

Oh dear. The person set off an alarm and was captured. What a shame.

http://www.bullnet.co.uk/shops/test/images/DCP01019.jpg

[Abokasee]

THIS SHOULD BLOW THE BOX.......AND THE ALARM!!!
A ARTIRALLY GUN!!! (https://img333.imageshack.us/img333/2869/oef20jan31200520show20of20forc.jpg)

[Divine Wind]

You cant hit what you cant see!

http://www.gothic.no/lostsouls/starscream/predator.jpg

Predator turns the art team into small chunks of meaty goodness.

~D

[Dutch_guy]

well Arnold beat it once, he can do it again ;)

https://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/Dutch_guy89/10104031.jpg

:balloon2:

[ichi]

The Govenator bows down to

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/May-31-Mon-2004/photos/shriver.jpg

[Abokasee]

But she is scarred of FIRE ANTS (https://img358.imageshack.us/img358/2296/fireant3pl.jpg) and is soon killed by them

[sapi]

http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg
Bye bye ant

on an off note, i had no idea that this thread was still going, let alone stickied. I suspected it had fallen into obscurity and i almost never view the tavern. So thanks to whoever stickied it :)

[Taurus]

The hammer drops into a volcano
http://www.jdhs.wa.edu.au/secondary%20pages/science/earth/volcanos.jpg

[Divine Wind]

Volcano drops into Fire Eaters belly..yum yum

http://www.visionomics.net/portal/logos/patsfood-98-FIRE-EATER.jpg

mmm tastes like molten nachos

[ichi]

cool cool water will stop the fire
http://www.mmsd.com/wqi/pics/glass_water.jpg

ichi :bow:

ps, try these for the heartburn

http://www.stlcommercemagazine.com/archives/february2001/images/tums.jpg

[Moros]

Ichi, do you call this cold water?
you 20 watt lightbulb it's boiling! ~;)
http://www.yourchildshealth.com/safety/images/burned105pic.gif

[ichi]

Calvin keeps you from getting too hot

http://www.econ.umn.edu/~vdolar/pix/unplugged.jpg

[sapi]

His mum will stop that!
http://www.msmoms.com/bb/images/avatars/gallery/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes/Calvins%20Mom.gif

[Narayanese]

http://www.lehigh.edu/~emp4/calvin%20and%20hobbes.jpg
A parent-teacher conference came in the way... now calvin can unplug stuff as much as he wants!

[Voigtkampf]

http://www.microze.co.uk/uploaded_images/chidori_ani.gif

Uchiha Sasuke's chidori is one tough peace of jutsu, Calvin is history.

[Hoplite]

Uchiha Sasuke's chidori is one tough peace of jutsu, Calvin is history.

Uchiha Sasuke's Lightning Edge (Raikiri(Chidori)) power is diverted by a lightning rod.

http://www.britannica.com/thunderstorms_tornadoes/images/ocliwea116a4.gif

[Narayanese]

Ball ligthning is about to strike the house. Divert that!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Ball_Lightning.jpg

[King Henry V]

Tin Man saves the day by putting himself forward to attract the lightning, saving the house.
http://www.seykota.com/tribe/FAQ/2003_Apr/Apr_13-19/tin_man.gif

[Oaty]

But what if I oil him with this

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/8th_series/std_small.jpg

[King Henry V]

Not when the oil runs out.........
http://www.screentech.com/f467.gif

[Voigtkampf]

Nice move to, Hoplite-nin. Your jutsu is strong. :bow:

There is oil.

http://www.bunnybass.com/e-zine/pictures/basswars/oily_johntravolta.jpg

[ichi]

sit down, warthog, cause I'm back!

http://www.nerfect.com/kaplanbday/gabeparty.jpg

[Abokasee]

Now you sit down CosI'M (https://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7030/sauron4ta.jpg) TOO!

[Oaty]

Hey King Henry you beat yourself up. I gave the tinman bad oil so you ban oil. Well with no oil, your tinman is useless ~D

[Moros]

Now you sit down CosI'M (https://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7030/sauron4ta.jpg) TOO!
there are lots of people here...like buffy the vampire(and demon)slayer.
http://www.defence-force.org/computing/oric/coding/annexe_3/pictconv/pics/buffy.jpg

~:cheers:

-GG

[Voigtkampf]

http://www.wakando.jp/syohin/kensyoku/pms.jpg

Gets pwned by the vicious PMS.

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.westonsinternet.co.uk/images/0872739.jpg
Never fear, tampax is here!

[King Henry V]

Unfortunately, after replacing Camilla's tampax, in a gesture of goodwill he decides to extend the favour to the whole nation.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/royalty/gallery/340/charles_photo.jpg

[ichi]

Totally owned by

http://www.queenmother.org/images/smalls/queen-mother.jpg

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.65grendel.com/graphics/762_65G_556_200x277.jpg
Very little can stop a 5.56 NATO. Well, not really but it beats the Queen I think, if that's relally whot that is (I dont have my contacts in lol)

[King Henry V]

Get one of your sissy little bullets through this:
http://www.justawalk.co.uk/photos/comet.gif

[Taurus]

A tank!? Nothing an anti-tank mine won't sort out.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/intro/images/ied-iraq_antitank_mine.jpg

[King Henry V]

Crap picture, but still.......
http://www.occdsb.on.ca/~sel/mine/images/morley.jpg

[Hoplite]

Several nations, including the U.S. and Russia, have not signed the Ottawa treaty to ban landmines.
http://www.igadi.org/artigos/2005/imaxes/20050225bratislava_bush_putin640.jpg

[Dutch_guy]

he's definatly going to make a movie about that

https://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/Dutch_guy89/michaelmoore.jpg

:balloon2:

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/114/1716/640/farenhype911.jpg
Busted

[King Henry V]

Poor Mikey, no one goes to see his films......
https://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mairaman/New%20Camera/Kodak_075.jpg

[Taurus]

However people are soon tempted when the Cinema gives away free Popcorn ~:cheers:

http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Cakes/recipes/special/popcorn.jpg

[King Henry V]

Unfortunately, heavy drought wipes out the year's corn harvest.
http://i.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/pakistan/drought.jpg

[ichi]

technology to the rescue

http://www.oxfordplasticsinc.com/images/irrigation.jpg

[Jimmytwohand]

Electro Magnetic Pulse fries your technology.

http://www.indiepath.com/blogs/emp02.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.bow.k12.nh.us/CyberBUS/armor%20and%20weapons/Catapults/catapult.jpg

Non-electric technology is unaffected, and smashes your technology to bits.

[Moros]

ever seen Beirut in a rage?
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/treejob020.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://sidesplitters.catastrophe.net/arch/2004/drunk-cage.jpg

Solution? Lock him up in a cage and change his name to Travis.

[Moros]

he got help from Ichi,
look what he's done with your cage:
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/bigpileowood2.JPG

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.quickserv.cc/images/crybaby.jpg

You make Beirut-Travis cry. He was happy in that cage with his little water-bowl and couch!

[Jimmytwohand]

http://www.gono.com/adart/farmerswife/Farmer's%20Wife-1935-3.jpg
1950's wife stops baby crying.

[VAE VICTUS]

Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh My God!(no Pun Intended) Its Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!



ok how do get pics in here?anyone?
kung foo jesus
http://binrock.net/cms/20040910_jesus/jesus_sm.jpg

huge jesus

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3DJESUS%26sm%3DYahoo%2521%2BSea rch%26toggle%3D1%26ei%3DUTF-8%26qp_p%3Djesus%26imgsz%3Dall%26xargs%3D12KPjg1NxSoYe9mvinAfSZH6eXwFsOkZ7Fo5h7DZR6a9YXwXR3ANA9dPPxq ocpE7fq2hPKccJ1y6IQ7cP9KMid0z6LR5K5Hl%255FLxuj1OLQ1hpy2mOFAhXIcz1bdn0R%252DPX%252DyUXl0Sdu8WN7NIXbNP bd7%255FDsw2tep%255FPBtDf%252DxINMfiKjAFWJ7%252DJDkpa8GIZE0QP%255FCKkM9S7WIS9uEWhWXc1l0ytu8pO%252D68 hMhIT3kvTpLvY64iEZMotrPfZoLrlXJqrybGKGuidoqaUGG9vIhuUDN3H3py4tCBko%252E%26pstart%3D21%26fr%3DFP-tab-img-t-276%26b%3D201&h=589&w=800&imgcurl=www.hasilvestre.org.br%2Fadvir%2Fimagens%2FGoldSat1%2Fimages%2FJesus%2520holding%2520earth%2 520world.jpg&imgurl=www.hasilvestre.org.br%2Fadvir%2Fimagens%2FGoldSat1%2Fimages%2FJesus%2520holding%2520earth%25 20world.jpg&size=576.8kB&name=Jesus%20holding%20earth%20world.jpg&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hasilvestre.org.br%2Fadvir%2Fimagens%2FGoldSat1%2Fpages%2FJesus%2520holding%2 520earth%2520world.htm&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hasilvestre.org.br%2Fadvir%2Fimagens%2FGoldSat1%2Fpages%2FJesus%2520holding%25 20earth%2520world.htm&p=JESUS&type=jpeg&no=210&tt=1,203,982

[Mikeus Caesar]

You use tags. And i don't see how Jesus beats a 1950's house wife.

[IMG]http://www.burlymanentertainment.com/site/img/burly_panel.jpg

The house wife is distracted by a big burly man.

[Moros]

the guy might've looked handesome from far but if you look close it's Jack! t-and the lady isn't distracted anymore...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/secret_shots/images/20040426_jack_osbourne.jpg

[VAE VICTUS]

OH NO A BALANCED DIET KILLS FAT BOY!!!http://www.k9treat.com/images/balanced_diet.jpg
OK STILL WONT LET ME PUT IN PICS!!IM CLICKING THE INSERT IMAGE BUTTON BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!!

[img]diet[img]

[Moros]

OH NO A BALANCED DIET KILLS FAT BOY!!!http://www.k9treat.com/images/balanced_diet.jpg
OK STILL WONT LET ME PUT IN PICS!!IM CLICKING THE INSERT IMAGE BUTTON BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!!

[img]diet[img]

you should've done it like this:
[img]http://www..._diet.jpg[/ img] (but without the space ofcourse ~:))

[Haleric]

http://www.aboutatkinsdiet.com/images/Dr%20Atkins.atkinsdiet.jpg

Balanced diet, pffft. Who needs carbs anyway?

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.saigonnet.vn/gallery/gallery/Sport/Roger-Federer/001.jpg
Roger Federer, number 1 tennis player in the world of course.

[Dutch_guy]

http://livingwebcam.de/2002/0006/0210so.jpg

no matter how good he is , this I'll stop him..

:balloon2:

[Marcellus]

Who needs a tennis racquet when you have a machine to hit the tennis balls for you?

http://www.onlinesports.com/images/lob-301.jpg

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.pandkmilitaryantiques.com/products/Baseball%20Grenade.JPG
Dro- this down the tube, no more machine.

[ichi]

haha, the pin was glued in

http://www.artcove.com/Glue/glue_elmers_jp50.jpg

[Shaka_Khan]

http://www.babybabyphoto.com/family/images/02baby_flowers.jpg
Unfortunately, a baby liked to suck on paste and glue. This the baby did. Therefore, there were not enough glue to use.

[Kagemusha]

http://www.stlmoviereviewweekly.com/sitebuilder/images/boogeyman_large-265x419.jpg

But the boogeyman scared the baby away.

[ichi]

turning on the light aways scares the boogeyman off

http://www.lumatec.com/logolights/rmg/RMGimages/lg/013bulb1.jpg

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.kimdutoit.com/ee/images/uploads/Mauser_98_Custom_270-01a.jpg
Bang. No more lightbulb.

[ichi]

guns, grenades, bombs, and other assorted military paraphanalia are not only dull, they're no match for Bugs

http://www.fascinationst.com/productImages/sku2209.jpg

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.rabbit-x.com/images/rabbitlogo.jpg
Maybe elmer should take a look over here.

[Oaty]

But PETA is here to save the rabbits day



http://cellar.org/pictures/peta.jpg

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/atomictoys/xraysp1.jpg
"Now with the ability to see through cardboard."

[Kagemusha]

http://members.cox.net/nowlanink/advs614color.jpg

Superman doesnt need x-ray gogles to see through peoples clothes.

[King Henry V]

Oh dear, Superman shouldn't have taken so many steroids
http://www.thegoliard.net/images/steroids.jpg

[Kagemusha]

http://www.s.huntington.btinternet.co.uk/scifi/grimreaper.jpg
With all those deseases it looks like this guy has a job to do.

[King Henry V]

No he doesn't
http://plainbookofmormon.com/images/Christ_resurrected.jpg

[ichi]

I assume He followed the commandment to 'Honor thy Mother and Father',

http://my.homewithgod.com/kylady4/Mary_Jesustop.jpg

[Kagemusha]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/nl/1/1d/Satan.jpg
This entity will keep Jesus busy. :devilish:

[King Henry V]

Get your collection of Holy Relics and Water today and never have to worry about Lucifer's deeds:
http://www.jerusalem-gifts.com/media/7-1a.jpg

[Kagemusha]

http://www.terravitae.co.nz/Images/wine_bottle.jpg
Even Jesus preferred wine over water.

[Marcellus]

http://www.allthesky.com/eclipses/preview/corona-p.jpg

No sun = no grapes = no wine

[aw89]

http://www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/deathstar.jpg

Bye bye moon!

[The_Mark]

http://www.divideby0.com/photos/2002-ComicCon/pics/DSCN1712.JPG

Like all things, the death star can be worn out.

---
Ahah.. hah... haa.

[Kagemusha]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spaceballs/images/spaceballs_large_15.jpg
Then we have to bring in the heavy stuff! :knight:

[aw89]

http://www.lminfo.hr/comics/galerija/magneto-velika.jpg
Its a bird! Its a plane! Its sup... Magneto?

[Silver Rusher]

http://www.toyo.co.jp/kaiyo/img/EMP-2000.jpg
Magneto's one weakness- the EMP.

[Kagemusha]

http://www.bear-tracker.com/mouseface1.jpg
But it doesnt do anything to mouse.

[aw89]

http://massbird.org/noho/birds/owl_sw/2eyes.jpg

Hmmm, great tasting mouse you got there!

[ichi]

owls are nocturnal, so the rising sun drives them back to their owl-caves where they hang from the roof by their feet

http://www.astro-nut.com/venus-sunrise.jpg

[Sjakihata]

The moon, however, conqours the sun (almost) every night. ~;)

http://www.grand-illusions.com/images/moonphoto.jpg

[Marcellus]

But under the light of the full moon the werewolves come out and kill everyone.

http://www.goodman-games.com/images/GMG3010CoverLarge.jpg

Bet you're not so pleased about that moon now.

[Kagemusha]

http://home.tiscalinet.ch/soten/Earth-MoonX.jpg
Moon is nothing but a side kick to Earth.

[King Henry V]

Bye, bye Earth!
http://www.newprophecy.net/Nuclear_horror_1.jpg

[discovery1]

http://nrumiano.free.fr/Utilites/Crab%20Nebula_i.jpg

Supernovas beat puny nukes

[aw89]

http://www.theory.org/~matt/hazmag/antimatter.png

Just enough antimatter to take out YOUR puny supernova. (Measured to the electron!)

[The_Mark]

As any contact between matter and anti-matter results in the immediate annihilation of all of the particles of both substances, the anti-matter can be destroyed by...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/frisbee2.JPG

The kid doing a seppuku by swallowing a frisbee. The upside is, we'll get rid of him in the process.

[aw89]

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/President.George.W.Bush.jpg
Bush beats nothing!

[caesar44]

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/President.George.W.Bush.jpg
Bush beats nothing!



~D :bigcry: ~D :bigcry: ~D :bigcry: ~D :bigcry: ~D :bigcry: ~D :bigcry:

[Ragnor_Lodbrok]

http://www.baristanet.com/photos/uncategorized/pretzels.jpg

[Marcellus]

The human mouth:

http://www.bartleby.com/107/Images/small/image1014.jpg

It eats things. Including pretzels.

[ichi]

Mr Mouth, meet Mr Gingivitis

http://www.enexus.com/gumdisease/graphics/Gums4.jpg

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.nuskin.com/corp/images/oralcare/dental_floss_192.jpg

Dental floss will best that decay in ruthless single combat.

[aw89]

http://ptcl.chem.ox.ac.uk/MSDS/glossary/corrosive.jpg
Some acid will take care of that

[The_Mark]

http://home.c2i.net/tjomz/mac2.jpg
http://www.cricketsoda.com/images/storyimages/yumfood/chocolate.jpg
MacGyver with chocolate beats acid.

[Reverend Joe]

https://img308.imageshack.us/img308/1576/ep165pj.jpg

A hefty dose of Floyd will blow Macguyver's mind. That, or send him running for cover.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.voteskynyrd.com/SKYNYRD.jpg
Skynyrd owns all.

And if someone posts a pic of a plane I will personally staple a tax audit form to their forehead. Be more creative.

[DemonArchangel]

http://openmusic.ru/gallery-common/0023-nine_inch_nails/0023-nine_inch_nails_18.jpg

Trent pwns all.

[Voigtkampf]

http://www.performingarts.ufl.edu/cpa0405/performances/images/village_people_sm.jpg

Pwned, Trenty... In more ways then you can imagine. ~;)

[Moros]

no match for this guy!
http://www.uncle-jam.com/images/Alvin_Lee_2.jpg

:guitarist: :drummer: :singer: :guitarist:

[ichi]

In space no one can hear you (or the Village People) scream

http://www.ninfinger.org/~sven/models/vault/von%20Braun%20Lunar%20Spacecraft/vb%20space%20suit%2001.jpg

[Dutch_guy]

This alien 'll quickly take out that Astronaut :

http://www.davesdesktop.com/wallpaper/ALIENS%20Background%20(800x600).jpg

:balloon2:

[ichi]

Ripley rules over the aliens

http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Alien4/20.jpg

[ichi]

http://sfstory.free.fr/images/GalaxyQuest/9.jpg

and please, no comments about me beating myself ~:eek:

[King Henry V]

Lola Ferrari beats her in that department!
http://www.stand.cz/zanecek/FOTKY/069/NAHLEDY/_12638.JPG

[Reverend Joe]

Good lord...

[Reverend Joe]

Well, anyway...

https://img308.imageshack.us/img308/7651/toolneedle2ws.jpg

A little grotesque, but it gets the job done. ~D

[Abokasee]

but strangly women with fake errr well..... IS SUPPORTED BY CHINA C&C GENERALS FROM EA GAMES AND WESTWOOD! of which you from using the pin

[King Henry V]

:huh:

[King Henry V]

Moving on.......
http://www.siemelink.com/romania_files/37Detail%20of%20woman%20making%20a%20haystack.jpg
Try to find that in there.

[Reverend Joe]

Oh, my god- that's classic. ~D

And that Abokaseeism is going in my sig.

[Reverend Joe]

https://img92.imageshack.us/img92/2690/images2qz.jpg

That hay is "gone with the wind."

[aw89]

http://www.tonycolter.com/photos/potd/potd-20030620.jpg
You forgot to plug it in :book:

[The_Doctor]

That will not fit in here:
http://www.ace-surveillance.com/lowcostdevices/Low017.jpg

[Marcellus]

Electicity socket + unearthed appliance = electic shock

http://sciencecity.oupchina.com.hk/npaw/student/glossary/img/earth_wire_3.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

https://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2476/rubber20gloves4ke.jpg
A good set of heavy-duty rubber gloves will protect from electrocution.
(Actually, these probably aren't very heavy-duty... they're probably just kitchen gloves, which, in reality, would just melt- but you get the picture.)

[The_Mark]

Blow until they pop.

http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/research/arc/pus/james_glove1.jpg

Guaranteed, one has to blow quite much to get them pop.

[King Henry V]

Ooops
http://www.hiviz.com/GALLERY/turlington/basic/NS1-21.JPG

[The_Mark]

A hardcore version of the old magic trick of covering a poppable object with tape made the needle useless.

http://image.misterart.com/grouppix/528x352/1000/g1972.jpg

[Kagemusha]

But it wont stand too much heat.
http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/light/candle-flame-1-AJHD.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.corriere.it/Media/Foto/2003/01_Gennaio/27/TORNADO.jpg

A quick gust of wind will blow the candle out.

[Kagemusha]

But sometimes the wind calm´s down
http://www.sumiainen.fi/yritykset/luontoloma/kuvat/isot/tyyni_kauneus.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/Wave/chilling-storm.jpg

Not for very long, though.

[Kagemusha]

But the Beach rock doesnt mind the wind and the wawes.
http://ari.rdx.net/abc/gallery/rock2000/rantakallio.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2003/05/06/-big/Glacier.jpg

Ice, on the other hand, is a glad destroyer of rocks!

[Kagemusha]

http://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2003/05/06/-big/Glacier.jpg

Ice, on the other hand, is a glad destroyer of rocks!

I dont see any ice there.Where is your ice Sjakihata?

[Sjakihata]

I dont see any ice there.Where is your ice Sjakihata?

What do you mean? There's a massive block of ice just in front of you

[Kagemusha]

What do you mean? There's a massive block of ice just in front of you

I swear if there is a massive block there its invisible one atleast to me and my computer. :shrug:

[Reverend Joe]

You need to host your images. Try imageshack.

That, or the ice is clear.

Edit: when I go to the ice's address, I can see the glacier... wierd.

[aw89]

http://www.britishcouncil.org/canada-science-175x228-global-warming.jpg
Global warming will take care of that ice

[Kagemusha]

But the desert doesnt mind the the global warming. http://polku.net/TKKuvat/jkl030305_autiomaa.jpg

[ichi]

then the rains came and watered the desert

http://www.cameldive.com/pictures/rain-big.jpg

and a jungle grew

http://www.destinationsbelize.com/travel-agents/Jungle%20River%20in%20Cockscomb%20Basin%20Wildlife%20Sanctuary.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

But because it used to be on a desert, you got this growing too:
https://img377.imageshack.us/img377/4017/peyote8iw.jpg

and the unwitting animals eat it and flip out.
(Yes, that's peyote. ~D)

[Sjakihata]

http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg

The peyote is crushed beneath a sledgehammer

[Kagemusha]

But there is enough left to construct a helmet for this beast.
http://blogs.salon.com/0003517/images/2004/04/26/tequila.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.spin.net.au/~soren/cerberus.jpg

The beast, no matter how much armour, will flee before the mighty cerberus and its wizard.

[Kagemusha]

Hercules showed Kerberos it´s place one´s already he can do it again.
http://www.ashmol.ox.ac.uk/ash/nacflist/images/medium/13-HERCULES.jpg

[King Henry V]

Enter Zeus, Herakles' Mighty Father.
http://www.thymos.com/monument/greece/zeus.jpg

[Abokasee]

And here comes the follewers of MARS that is of Course the.... no not martians! ITS THE ROMANS!!! (https://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2593/br5romanssmall8ru.jpg)

[Kagemusha]

Run RoMANS!RUN!
http://web.tiscali.it/lacimiceonline/numero_marzo-aprile2000/Asterix%20e%20Obelix.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.animiertegif.de/gif/usergif/ute/asterix%20falbala%20ani.gif

No matter how potent Asterix and Obelix are with the magic potion, they become weak, when Panacea shows up.

[Kagemusha]

I dont think that she has that kind of problems.
http://www.raisingtruthcomics.com/images/elektra.jpg

[Sjakihata]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Bullseye5.jpg

He will easily take care of those tw... ehrm, I mean her!

[Kagemusha]

looks like a darts game is appropriate answer.
http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/group/seco/swehg/ekmdemo/EKMKuvat/Kuvat/e000/e0001496.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.burrisliquorstore.com/Images/Liquor%201.jpg

How will you hit anything, when you're dead drunk? ~:cheers:

[Kagemusha]

~:cheers: When waisted,hire an assassin.
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/260/4202/640/cat%20with%20gun.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://maison.geisha.free.fr/index_files/geisha2.jpg

I know a lady - who loves taking on assassins

[Reverend Joe]

https://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7521/godkills9ow.jpg

(Edit: This was supposed to be for the kitten one, but I guess it can work for Geishas.)

[Sjakihata]

http://www.santasusanna.org/images/pope.jpg

This guy will teach you NOT to masturbate.

[Kagemusha]

But this guy is still around.
http://www.pacificvillage.org/villagevoices/int4/Dalai_Lama.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.phayul.com/images/news/articles/0504020932525T.jpg

But he's a friend of the Pope!

[Kagemusha]

This guy is not.
http://opisto.alkio.fi/~jopietik/paholainen.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.cathdal.org/New%20Website/jesus%20welcome.jpg

Im baaack!

[Kagemusha]

But you wouldnt hurt even a fly.
http://www.richard-seaman.com/USA/States/Illinois/VoloBog/LongLeggedFly9oClock.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/profiles/images/1354017.jpg

This creature would, though. *buurp*

[Kagemusha]

snake food.
http://www.kconnors.com/albums/wildlife/snake.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.unreel.co.uk/reviews/t/The_Crocodile_Hunter/co4.jpg

Snake's biggest ph34r

[Alexanderofmacedon]

mongoose food...

http://www.seeiscool.com/student/brina/mongoose.jpg

[Kagemusha]

bah!hairless monkey,wrestle with this.
http://www.lushootseed.net/Dscn5410-grizzly-up-New_small.jpg

[Sjakihata]

http://www.geo-outdoors.info/icons/bear_trap_teeth_1.jpg

Crunch!

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Bubble bubble...

http://www.bz.ru/images/metal.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

https://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7918/nitrogen0fb.jpg

For the record, I did not write "Liquid Nitrogen container" on that picture. I actually found it that way. ~D

...Well, I thought it was funny.

[Marcellus]

I doubt it will stay liquid much longer...

http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/fire.jpg

[Dutch_guy]

Don't see your picture Marcellus , just a red cross.

:balloon2:

[Sjakihata]

http://bootyfull.net/store/images/em-firefighter.jpg

She'll put out that fire quick!

[Kagemusha]

what can i say Sjakihata you beat me.I surrender to those boobs. :bow:

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-09/19/xin_330901191047478826615.jpg
The two greatest pleasures in life. Women, and Beer.

[ichi]

tasty beer and good looking wimmens

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/15226.JPG

[Reverend Joe]

https://img353.imageshack.us/img353/4641/00230991rt.jpg
Tequila is better, and rather than making you find the good looking women, it makes the good looking women find you.

[Mithrandir]

More salt than tequila could handle...

http://octobre.online.fr/photos/Altiplano_Salar_Uyuni/images/salar-sel.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Your sig is really appropriate for that picture. ~D

Well, anyway,
https://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9348/untitled0fb.png

[asilv]

http://www.l-d-x.com/dhmo/products/ban-shirt.gif
Ban dihydrogen monoxide! (http://www.dhmo.org/)

[King Henry V]

Except these guys really need it for their weapons.
http://www.ilgop.org/content/img/f9794/Pentagon.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

And why do the fools think they should use water for their weapons? Because the missing link said so...

http://www.shifting-gears.com/bush9.jpg

[King Henry V]

Except Al-Quaeda will attempt once again to make their bid for world domination.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/240px-Pretzel.jpg

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.hofers.com/images/pretzel.JPG
these taste better

[Reverend Joe]

https://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3839/doughnuts5ed.jpg
These taste even better- and they're less healthy.https://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5394/drool0tu.gif

[Kagemusha]

Too much sugar for me.Meat for me.
http://www.askthemeatman.com/images/optbeefhangingincooler242701.jpg

[asilv]

http://www.cinefile.biz/rocky1.jpg

[Kagemusha]

Thanks Rocky for tendericing my meet.Now i can have a nice steak. ~D
http://www.chile-pepper-sauces.com/images/Grilled%20steak%20with%20peppers.jpg

[King Henry V]

Oh dear. I told you should have been watchign the bbq! But oh no, you had to be wandering around playing the generous host!
http://acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0049-0502-0917-0712_SM.jpg

[Kagemusha]

Alarm!Call in the firefighters!
http://www.uta.fi/koskivoimaa/valta/1918-40/kuvat/sammutus.jpg

[Scurvy]

http://www.socialistworld.net/pics/ff1.jpg

[Abokasee]

http://bootyfull.net/store/images/em-firefighter.jpg

hers hasnt closed

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.celebrity-bookmark.com/pictures/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci_28024.jpg
I win

[ichi]

almost, but the lovely lady needs some underarm protection

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006ISDM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Kagemusha]

This is for the people with real need of shaving. ~;)
http://www.hangonomakotiyhdistys.fi/tools/07.JPG

[Mithrandir]

http://www.soweco.nl/images/Tuin.gif

Those guys work for the government, tending to the public gardens etc. But they never ever ever work!
They just smoke sigarettes, drink coffee and use their tools to lean on...

hence, they'd let that machine rot before using it...

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.viney.com/DFV/intranet_portal_guide/before/kitchener.jpg
He'd need about 15 of those.

[Kagemusha]

Bah!A monkey with a little hair on his lip.I show you a real monkey.
http://www.uaf.edu/museum/mammal/Hayward/Img0042.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

https://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2826/poacher10nw.jpg
That was wrong. :embarassed:

[Kagemusha]

Dont worry. ~:) Think of something else.

[Reverend Joe]

https://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6423/softbulletproofvest0lk.jpg
Go ahead- shoot. ~D

edit: oops.

[Kagemusha]

Will that vest protect you from this?
http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Documents/explosion-semipalatinsk-moratoire.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

I don't think it is possible to beat that...

So, I'll go with Roger Waters' advice and
https://img236.imageshack.us/img236/6748/runningbg3jj.jpg
Run Like Hell.

[Mithrandir]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000737Z.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Scurvy]

Clean that of the street...

http://www.rajahshrine.org/scrapbook/2004/HollandTulips/DutchStreetCleaner400x382.jpg

[Sjakihata]

Splat!

http://www.thetoque.net/040330/pics/cartoonviolence.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

https://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3373/weightmassgravity5fv.jpg
Use all the weight you want- it doesn't matter without gravity.

[Crazed Rabbit]

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/stoneage/images/tool-needle.jpg

A pin would puncture his suit, causing decompression, loss of conciousness in about 10 seconds, swelling of the body due to water vapor forming in the soft tissues, and death after about 90 seconds.

Crazed Rabbit

[Mongoose]

http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us/4th/kkhp/RocksandMinerals/RandMGRAPHICS/jasper.jpeg

My jasper prevents the pin from getting to the suit.

[King Henry V]

http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~momolloy/pages/images/iamcrapbrandsoccer.jpg
Bye, bye jasper! Whatever that is....

[Dutch_guy]

http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/new_zealand/images/Milford%20Snd%20Waterfall.jpg

this waterfall beats all the flamethrowers in the world.

:balloon2:

[Reverend Joe]

https://img45.imageshack.us/img45/6654/hooverdam12sh.jpg
Better cut that waterfall off at its source.

[King Henry V]

http://www.the-human-race.com/images/environment/drought.jpg
No more waterfall...

[Reverend Joe]

https://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9082/irrigation7fz.jpg

[Rurik the Chieftain]

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/asstd/spray-orange.jpg

Defoliated

[Kagemusha]

Irrigate this.
https://img278.imageshack.us/img278/1107/kktaiteilija3hf.jpg

[Sjakihata]

no need, we'll just plant some cactus(es?) instead

http://www.virtualmex.com/cactus.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

Cacti.

https://img60.imageshack.us/img60/4296/axe11to.jpg
Beirut will take care of the cacti. Fear the axe.

[Arcanum]

The rust won't stop for your puny axe...

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/660657/2/istockphoto_660657_old_pick_axe_and_shovel.jpg

[Scurvy]

Off the rust goes

http://www.mortonsalt.com/images/products/rust_remover.gif

[Duke John]

Searching on the Internet is great :grin:
http://gamegoof.com/me.jpg

[ichi]

try a fiberglass handle

http://images.orgill.com/200x200/6106611.JPG