Beat the person above you game (56k warning)

[sapi]

Ok here are the rules:

1) You have to post a picture that beats the person above you, and really beats the pic of whatever... you can't just put up a picture and make something up about it to make it "beat" the person above. Make sure you say how you picture beats the one above it

2) You can't put up a picture of anything invulnerable like God, nukes or anything that would be impossible to beat.

3) Try not to re-use something.

4) Try not to use only military stuff

5) Use tags, not a link to the picture. It doesn't say 56k warning for nothing!

*shamelessly ripped from the IGN (http://games.internode.on.net/) boards*

Ok, i'll start it off

[IMG]http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/gifs-jpegs/zulurun.jpg

[ichi]

http://www.specialgratis.it/sfondi_L/motori/ferrari/ridimensionafeffari004.jpg

[Byzantine Prince]

Hoho, beat this:
http://www.tankfive.net/images/GERMANY/Panzer%20II%20Ausf%20F%20-%203.JPG

[Lord of the Scotts]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:DwO8w0OMHE8J:www.skomer.u-net.com/projects/images/we177.jpg

[ichi]

http://www.strategic-air-command.com/aircraft/attack/images/a10_thunderbolt.jpg

[Gladius of Germania]

http://www.hdwt.net/images/patriot2.jpg

patriot missile

[sapi]

http://www.sandalady.com/glove_no_triangle.jpg

It doesn't have to be military.....

[Gladius of Germania]

http://www.wedowed.com/gc187.jpg

[Lord of the Scotts]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ia-xKYiP8_MJ:www.thunderhawk.org/img/pix/lions/adopt_niki_s.jpg

[sapi]

EDIT: how's a lion beat a bat?
EDIT: use [img] tags NOT links please

So, go from here



She can't use it!

[Lord of the Scotts]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:JGuqlQZBILkJ:www.needmorebeer.com/img/spsp2_53.jpg
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/beermakesyouhot-jpg.html to find why I did that.

[sapi]

lol!

but as i said, use tags and actually post the reason!

[IMG]http://www.abbode-cookware.co.uk/acatalog/BLOWTORCH%20del-1-KC.JPG

"Errr...there seems to be a hole in our beer keg. We're all out"

[dessa14]

here she is the ultimate.
http://www.delos.fantascienza.com/delos55/img/robot/cinema/metropolis.jpg

[HunkinElvis]

(Here is a before and after images of plastic surgery).
http://lib.store.yahoo.com/lib/inkszone/goldie-hawn.jpg

Her skin is more soft than the one in Dessa's post.

[Placid Tramp]

http://www.movies-on-dvds.com/kurt_russell.jpg

Well that's what i heard anyway ~;)

[Lord of the Scotts]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:js68QssRnagJ:esther.el.cx/pics/scans/SmoothGirl_September_2004/smoothgirl4.jpg
Man can't comprehend with a shirtless women.
I can't edit my posts plus the last time I used IMG tags it did a link,so this might be a link.

[Fragony]

http://media.ign.com/thumb/100/100965/systemshock21_thumb.jpg

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.soldatini.org/images/recensioni/ha8053_1.jpg

[Shambles]

This guy right here beats silly musket men

http://www.gulacy.com/dark-horse/terminator/terminator-tpb-original-painting.jpg

Top The terminator ppl

Oh i better say this

This picture is trademarked (® or TM) and copyrighted (©) 2002 by Paul Gulacy.

Dont wanna get sued now do i :)

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020526/ed1.jpg
A nuclear missile can

[Shambles]

No Nukes :P says so in post number 1
MU HA HA HAA!

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.starwars.jp/machine/image/death_star.jpg

Oooooh, a nuke. The pride of the Imperial Starfleet is really scared... ~D

[Crazed Rabbit]

http://www.roadsquadron.com/Reference/ANH/Xwing/97XWDS1_BY01.jpg
It better be ~D

Crazed Rabbit

[Fragony]

http://www.lucasarts.com/products/swkotor/images/movies/1s.jpg

[Byzantine Prince]

http://www.anime-ni.co.uk/anime/escabox01/01.jpg
I'de like to see you aholes beat a guymelef.

[DemonArchangel]

http://67.18.37.14/135/37/upload/p786557.jpg

This.

[Craterus]

These. http://www-ed.fnal.gov/lincon/w98/projects/jrebstock/graphics/orangeback.gif

Lol. Sorry about the link, I'm in a hurry.

[Shambles]

i know what beats Power rangers

http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_3/TLMAG4.JPG

thats right The good old chanel changer

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.zardoz.net/~awm/TVParty2000/22Aftermath.jpg

You need a TV for the remote to work.

[Craterus]

What exactly is that? I don't know how to beat it.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.alamoflag.com/alamoflag/Images/HandPaintedFlags/german_ww2_jack_full.jpg
Take that!

[Placid Tramp]

What exactly is that? I don't know how to beat it.

I think that is the end of this thread ~:)

[Fragony]

I think that is the end of this thread ~:)

No, the beginning (http://bible.com/)

[Craterus]

http://www.netalbum.gr/data/media/41/big-bang.jpg Speaking of beginnings - The Big Bang,

You know, Science vs. Religion.

[Redleg]

EDIT: how's a lion beat a bat?
EDIT: use tags NOT links please

So, go from here

[IMG]http://au.geocities.com/shgames/fat-woman.jpg

She can't use it!


Just got sick in my stomach on this one - and before I go farther in this thread - this one just might be the winner and the one impossible to beat.

[Craterus]

I know how to beat it...

A gym or famine...

[Kaiser of Arabia]

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/War%20Photos/suicide%20bomber3.jpg

[Craterus]

http://bush-lies.blogspot.com/bush2.jpg War on Terrorism?

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.pienternet.be/zuidafrika/images/hector.jpg
Aparteid

[Craterus]

http://www.kituochakatiba.co.ug/Nelson.jpg - Nelson Mandela
http://www.broadview.mccsc.edu/mlk2k3/AH/Martin%20Luther%20King%20Jr.%20(Freedom).jpg - Martin Luther King
As a team to stop racism..

[Oaty]

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/parlormaid-s.jpg

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/parlormaid-s.jpg

A French made has that mess beat

[sapi]

Just got sick in my stomach on this one - and before I go farther in this thread - this one just might be the winner and the one impossible to beat.

Lol if you want to beat the fat woman, all you need is a vacumn cleaner (or some of the more sensible suggestions outlined above)!

[Fragony]

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/War%20Photos/suicide%20bomber3.jpg

ewww, he isn't the man he used to be ~D

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

ewww, he isn't the man he used to be ~D

Eurgh, I feel dirty for laughing at that...

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.menalto.com/albums/cole-earlydays/ane.sized.jpg

Evil messy children beat maids, any day of the week!! They can't cope with the mess!!

[Gladius of Germania]

http://gungallery.euweb.cz/Pict/Al's%20experimantal%20submachine%20gun%20Model%201977%209%20mm%20Luger.jpg

guns take care of kids

[tibilicus]

Why has no one fought if you use packman you will win hands down> Pacman eats everything !

[PanzerJaeger]

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/led-zeppelin/led-zeppelin-img.jpg

Unbeatable at the art of Rock and Roll. ~;)

[Craterus]

As they say, you can't stop rock and roll!!! :drummer: :guitarist: :singer:

[Placid Tramp]

As they say, you can't stop rock and roll!!! :drummer: :guitarist: :singer:

uuhh.... yes you can

http://www.worleybuggerflyco.com/flytyingtools/arrow_diagram.jpg
those rockers ain't much use without 'lecy

[DemonArchangel]

http://albachten.com/rudy/bobs_tesla_coil/tesla2.jpg

Tesla Coil BIOTCH!

[sapi]

http://www.request.org.uk/infants/world/switch.jpg

It won't work if it's off!

[Oaty]

http://www.wiseguysynth.com/larry/day.htm

http://www.wiseguysynth.com/larry/Image545.jpg

Yes but if the voltage is high enough no switch can stop it


Just some fun facts, it takes a minumum of 300 volts for electricty to arc. So when you get shocked by static electricity it is usually more than 300 volts especially if you saw it arc.

It takes approximately a 30 volt differential to break the human skin.

It's not the voltage that will kill you it's the current, that's why static electricity is usually unharmful.

Computers carry some of the most deadly currents and some as much as up to 5 amps and more. The reason most people don't get shocked is because they operate at low voltages that can't break the skin.

Don't go running your hand in your comuter though 5 volts is'nt harmful, but 5 volts next negative 25 volts can ruin your day, that's a differnce of 30 volts.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I'm going to listen to tibilicus, and use...

Pacman!!

http://interactive.usc.edu/members/asacher/archives/PACMAN%20JAWS%20sm.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.looniebin-of-jokes.com/pics/broke.jpg

You need quarters to play pac-man

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://childmin.com/Tools/artwork/robber.gif

A robber can steal all the quarters from a bank, and then you can play pacman forever.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.csun.edu/~hcpas003/Police%20Brutality%20at%20Demonstration%20in%20Memphis%20March%201968.jpeg

The Police.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://flocom.com/TMaxx.jpg

T-maxx Remote control car. It can go at 40mph and break your legs. It would go to the riot police, and they wouldn't see it, so all their legs would get broken.

[Craterus]

Wouldn't it lose momentum halfway through it's "charge"? ~:confused:

http://www.batteryhome.co.uk/images/cr2.jpg Not if i take away the batteries..

[Mikeus Caesar]

It doesn't run on batteries, it runs on petrol!! So beat that!! A petrol powered remote control car capable of breaking the police's legs.

[Craterus]

A leg guard? http://www.westernfireandsafety.com/leg%20guards.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://members.iinet.net.au/~pictim/mines/victims/images/legoff1.jpg

Landmine!

[Craterus]

Hovercraft - flow right over the landmines like they say on Bond (correct me if I'm wrong) http://www.mgs.org/photo_gallery/images/general%20studies%20pupil's%20hovercraft%20project.jpg

[Placid Tramp]

http://www.champignytriathlon.org/aventures/irlande/original/4-19%20cliff%20of%20moher.jpg
hover over that!

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.holgate.info/Environmental%20pages/EcoHolgate/images/Holderness/mappleton1a.GIF

Taste coastal erosion!

[Crazed Rabbit]

Retaining walls:
http://www.concretenetwork.com/concrete/segmental_retaining/images/5109_petrero_rgb.jpg

Bwahaha!

Crazed Rabbit

[Laridus Konivaich]

Retain this:
http://www.seykota.com/tribe/FAQ/2003_Apr/Apr_27-30/ball.jpg
(*O darn, I knew we should have used more mortar)

[Benny Moore]

http://p-38online.com/images/p38j2.jpg

Nothing that's been posted can beat this, except for possibly the A-10 (and if anyone thinks that it can, I'd like him and his A-10 to prove it to me and my P-38).

[Quietus]

I was going to use this to the crane operator. But it works against the pilot as well!! ~D

http://img174.echo.cx/img174/9430/pepperspray1bt.th.jpg (http://img174.echo.cx/my.php?image=pepperspray1bt.jpg)

[Craterus]

is this an A-10? http://www.mediasnews.com/photos/gifs/conflicts/Patriot01.gif

If not, then I can beat it with that..

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.wsstudios.de/Flugzeuge/Dora%209/dora9_1_big.jpg

My Dora-9 pWns your Lightning.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://reports.tbo.com/reports/bishop/images/plane278x278.jpg

Buildings stop all planes. Beat that!!

[Craterus]

I guess it isn't appropriate to post a picture of when a plane took down a building?

[Laridus Konivaich]

See post #67 in this thread.

[Benny Moore]

Never! The P-38 ate Focke Wulfs for breakfast.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.geocities.com/dagmawi.geo/NewsMay2000/May29_Asmara_Airbase_bombed.jpg
I BURN YOUR AIRBASE!

[Crazed Rabbit]

http://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergency/template-assets-custom/images/fire-hose-working.jpg

Ha! A water hose to put out your fire!

Crazed Rabbit

[Laridus Konivaich]

http://www.farsideafrica.com/pics/morocco/desert/large/desert.jpg
Unfortunately, a world wide drought makes water too scarce to be sprayed pointlessly onto flaming buildings.

[Benny Moore]

Due to the fact that it would be nearly as tasteless as posting pictures of the World Trade Center building, I shall not post pictures of a tidal wave. However, consider that drought beaten!

[Somebody Else]

https://www.dzd.co.uk/cgi/acatalog/23249w.jpg

Conquers all...

[Cha]

https://www.dzd.co.uk/cgi/acatalog/23249w.jpg

Another love can ruin another loving relationship. So don't cheat on the one you love.
(Are you talking about a different kind of love?)

Edit: The rule said to try not to use the same image. So here is the other image.

http://www.needlepointbackbay.com/pages/canvases/all/images/M-28%20Love.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

I guess it isn't appropriate to post a picture of when a plane took down a building?

That is actually from what is sort of known as 'Charlie Bishop's suicide Circus'. From what i know Charle's Bishop stole a plane on Jan 5 2002 and slammed it into the Bank of America building. It was called a circus because of the media circus surrounding the whole thing. According to the note found in his pocket, he seemed to worship Bin Laden. They thinked he was made a bit 'crazy' by some acne drug called Acutane. But now for happier things. I can't think of anything that can beat love in any form. SO, the only thing i can do is say...crap. You're clever.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.mkutup.gov.tr/osmanli/pic16.jpg

EUNNUCHS!

[AggonyKing]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/Gallego256/d.bmp

:laugh4:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Vader ain't s great when he falls in some:
http://www.decadevolcano.net/photos/etna0701_jpg/etna_2929.jpg
Lava!

Crazed Rabbit

[Craterus]

I know what can beat anything and everything.. I bet no-one can beat this..
http://www.vionline.com/pix/gallery/watch.jpg

Time vs. Lava, Lava will cool over time and it will turn into another rock. An igneous rock.

Hurry up, TIME waits for no man. Hehehe.

Good Luck beating TIME...

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.inel.gov/featurestories/images/shotgun.jpg
shoots your watch (and hand) off!

[Craterus]

The watch shows the concept of time, not the watch. I couldn't find a picture of the word "TIME" so I settled on a nice watch.. I was thinking TIME magazine but I kew some smartass would post a picture of a ligghter and set fire to my magazine.

I'll find a picture of the word time and then who'll be laughing.

P.S. I have copyrighted the Time idea, anyone else caught using it in this forum will be shouted at. LOL

[Laridus Konivaich]

Remember the old aphorism: Hope springs eternal? Then hope would at least tie with time.

But, requiring a picture:
http://www.dur.ac.uk/biological.sciences/Bioinformatics/aminostructure2.JPG
Amino acids will eventually combine into a higher life form, which will self perpetuate, again tying with time.

[ICantSpellDawg]

black holes are too heavy for time (they punch through them)
but because it would be innapropriate to post a picture of it, as there was just a black hole attack, im not going to

plus - im too lazy to find a picture of one

[Placid Tramp]

oscillating universe theory

http://superstringtheory.com/equations/PreBBDual.gif

When the time come for the "big squeeze" (opposite of the "big bang"), time, space (& black holes) are all gone ~:)

PS i don't think this can be beaten

[DemonArchangel]

Yes, but we don't have proof we truly exist, hence I will post NOTHING. If there's NOTHING, there are no black holes, no bangs or crunches, no universes, NOTHING.

[ICantSpellDawg]

my eraser beats your weakly drawn equation

[AggonyKing]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/Gallego256/lucy-flamethrower.jpg

there goes your eraser ~D

[QwertyMIDX]

http://www.dynexgroup.com/~tracks/photos/uploads/1029811338_Photo1_Lg_mikeruthlg.jpg

Hosed!

[Sigurd]

http://www.wid.no/produkter%20bilder/hv-pef199-g.jpg
no water in the hose...

[tibilicus]

Wow ! Sigurd Fafnesbane were did you got that amazing avatar?!
Also i dont know how to get pictured but i beat your axe with a smelting plant ~D

[Craterus]

Heres a furnace - http://www.sirrus.co.uk/images/furnace2.jpg

[Placid Tramp]

http://bruin.brittan.sancarlos.k12.ca.us/zooquest/images/asia.jpg

Cheap steel from asia dragging down prices leaving the industry (along with furnaces) in ruins.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.nativeimagesgallery.com/images/The%20Four%20Horseman%20of%20the%20Apocalypse.jpg

The Apocalyse. No more world.

[Benny Moore]

Apocalypse? That's fairly easy to beat.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004U1F9.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Sigurd]

http://www.freeworldtrading.com/products/images/t-shirts/t-jr-sm.jpgNo religion - no afterlife...

[Cha]

In other words, the moderators of totalwar.com. ~D

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.totalwar.org/images/2004_TITLE_3.jpg

PWNED!

[QwertyMIDX]

http://media.insidegamer.nl/logos/284.jpg

Ruining Total War, one release at a time.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Protesters angry about CA ruining TW one game at a time take over CA, saving TW for generations to come.

http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/1999/120199/N8.BJS.break.glass.jpg

[Craterus]

A truncheon to beat those protesters? http://www.abfab.co.uk/Thumbnails/RB1332.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.uncp.edu/home/vanderhoof/graphics/CopKillerBullet3.jpg

Cop killer bullet.

[Craterus]

Bulletproof helmet... http://www.envotech.org/images/helmet1.jpg
accompanied by bullet proof vest..

[Crazed Rabbit]

http://www.freqofnature.com/photos/svepe_2003/bigimages/image011.jpg

Bullet-proof SWAT tank.

Crazed Rabbit

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.people.com.cn/mediafile/200409/06/F2004090613330200000.jpg

RPG-27

[QwertyMIDX]

http://www.sfrevu.com/ISSUES/2002/0208/Event%20-%20Tor/20020416%20Tor-NYC%20045.jpg

Asleep on the job: Poor quality control causes misfire, hapless gun nut loses hands.

[Laridus Konivaich]

Fortunately, a co-worker burns his lunch in the microwave, setting off the fire alarm:

http://www.ab-fire-prevention.co.uk/images/bulldog-stand-alone-fire-alarm.jpg

[QwertyMIDX]

http://hea-www.harvard.edu/HRC/hardware/0210_18.jpg

Vacuum Chamber, no air = no sound

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.safra.org.sg/membership/pic/BlackDecker_drill.jpg

Hehe. Power drill makes a hole in the vacuum chamber, which means no more vacuum.

God bless black and decker!

[Sigurd]

I switched your:
http://www.diydata.com/tool/drillbits/dowel.gif
with:
http://www.oldtimecandy.com/images/sugar-free/sugar-free-licorice-twists_small.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://blog.kung-foo.tv/images/messy.jpg

Hungry child eats the candy you stuffed in my drill, so i can put the drill-bit back in.

[Craterus]

Baby doesn't have enough teeth to eat candy? http://www.elements.nb.ca/theme/nuclear_energy/sharon/babyteeth.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.mazzadental.info/images/Dentures.jpg

Now what?

[Crazed Rabbit]

http://www.naaonline.org/images/Coca-Cola-Logo.gif

Coca-Cola rots teeth! No more teeth for the baby!

Crazed Rabbit

[Cha]

http://www.carletoncurtis.com/images/goldteeth.jpg
Muhahaha!

[Sigurd]

http://www.manstad.no/img_details/810940.jpg

One solid hit... and... oh yes, no more metal teeth.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.cs.cornell.edu/People/egs/magnetos/pics/magnet.jpg

I remove the head of the sledgehammer with this here magnet.

[ichi]

http://www.colostate.edu/Depts/CoopExt/TRA/PLANTS/images/sulfhaz.gif

Sulfuric acid eats metal



ichi :bow:

[Sigurd]

http://www.fjordnorge.dk/images/kjosfossen.jpg
Let’s dilute this concoction

[Mikeus Caesar]

Hehe...no more water, no more dilution.

http://www.hdprint.co.uk/ftp/CanyonLands/274%20-%20Glen%20Canyon%20dam.jpg

i love this game...

[Sigurd]

Let's call in:

http://www.aviationartprints.com/images/dhm1217.jpg

Squadron 617: the DAM BUSTERS!!

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://genso.9online.fr/images/flak88.jpg

617 squadron go down in flames!

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.mischa2000.de/Technik/Raupen/CAT__R_/CAT-Dozer-D11-02.jpg

Bulldozer 'accidentally' runs over the AA gun.

[Sigurd]

A

http://www.helios.no/jpg/thorsbroed2.jpg

stuck in the air intake will stop any diesel engines.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.upenn.edu/gazette/0703/images/gaz05.gif

Atkins diet!

[Craterus]

No-one needs the Atkins diet anymore
http://no-more-fat.com/Images/ex.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://au.geocities.com/shgames/fat-woman.jpg

She does...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.kitchenpalace.com/prodpic/meat_grinders/large/mg50.jpg

Your fat lady is now nothing but a feast-size portion of chilli.

[Lonewarrior]

muahahahaha!!!!
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/Gallego256/induction-furnace.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.chem.psu.edu/ncs/Halloween%20Show%202003/Thermite.jpg

Thermite

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

All this fire is countered by asbestos!

http://wilfred.berkeley.edu/SEM-Gallery1/images/asbestos.jpg

[ichi]

Bring in the asbestos removal experts

http://www.cci-env.com/imagesPhotoGallery/mold2.JPG

ichi :bow:

[Sigurd]

The face masks didn't work and it resulted in:

http://www.robertsreview.com/images/cancer_px_compressed/lung_cancer_pleura_asbestosis.jpg

lung cancer -> death

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.transplantkids.co.uk/img/info_off.gif

Lung Donor means the cancer is removed and the asbestos remover's are saved!!

[DemonArchangel]

http://cmgm.stanford.edu/biochem118/images/Stem%20Cell%20Slides/04%20Pluripotent%20Stem%20Cells.jpg

Stem cells. The superior solution.

[Craterus]

Laser beams damage all cells. http://www.utexas.edu/maps/main/images/img/img0056.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/images/edwin-jagger/EJ-MIRROR-1-md.jpg

The laser is reflected by a mirror.

[TheWingedVictory]

http://thesimpsons.wz.cz/stranky/data/Galerie/Wallpapery/screaming.jpg
The mirror is shattered by the extreme screaming sound of bart and lisa.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.ares.cz/hobby/academy/picture/1339.jpg

Kills Bart and Lisa dead.

[Craterus]

You may have killed Lisa, but you'll never kill Bartman. http://cybersimpsons.metropoliglobal.com/bart/bartman.gif

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.snipercountry.com/photogallery/Crosshairs.jpg

If I can kill rambo here, I can kill bartman.

[Sigurd]

It turns out the man in the scope really is:

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/characters/superman-images/i-supes3.gif

Ooops, I guess i violated the rules.
Ok, another try:

http://www.juliacruz.com/gallery/misc_print/hulk.jpg

Damn... oh well.

[Craterus]

Kryptonite beats Superman..

http://www.bigredtoybox.com/repro/ca/kryptonite.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

Hm.....i don't know how to beat Kryptonite. Anyone got any idea's?

[Craterus]

I'm winning.. and I thought TIME was the ultimate, unbeatable thing.

[R'as al Ghul]

Kryptonite beats Superman..

http://www.bigredtoybox.com/repro/ca/kryptonite.jpg

http://img244.echo.cx/img244/5949/141372866901sclzzzzzzz8ur.jpg

I have to admit that it's pretty lame.

[Craterus]

No, that was good, nice use of initiative. I'm impressed. ~D ~D

[Mikeus Caesar]

I would do a picture of a drug rehab clinic, but all the picture's i wanted to use won't work.

[Craterus]

Well it depends if we are talking about the woman who beat crack cocaine or the drug.. :pimp:

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1047431098306_2003/03/16/13EXECUTION.jpg

Chinese Police about to execute a drug dealer.

[tibilicus]

Wow can you really get executed for dealing drugs over there? What other stuff can you get the chop for?

[DemonArchangel]

*Killing a Panda
*Speaking out against the govt.
*Having too many kids
*Being of the wrong religion
*No reason (literally, there's this one case of this guy being randomly dragged off the street by cops and beaten to death)

[Craterus]

Wow, I heard about the too many kids rule before and it still shocks me but population is an issue in China..

Anyway, how to beat Chinese Police? I'll have a think.

[tibilicus]

American army Craterus. China have more money but America have more guns. Or just alternitvly get a lot of chiniese people to revolt and take over china. Also rename it Cathay. I always liked the old name bet had a ring to it.

[Craterus]

China has a huge air force though. I think? Not sure. ~:confused: ~:confused:

I'll do a Chinese riot then: http://english.epochtimes.com/news_images/2004-8-6-china-riot-police.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.radioradicale.it/antimilitarismo/images/tienanmen.jpg

And you though American police were brutal...

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.militariacollection.com/immagini/naziaccessori/HJ%20and%20SS%20panzerfaust%20pic.jpg
Sorry bout the image, i couldnt find a better pic of a panzerfaust.

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.my-hebrew-name.com/images/mossad.gif

Mossad kidnaps that Nazi.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Why do people keep posting one's that i am incapable of beating!!! I could have beaten any of the above, but not this!!

[Oaty]

http://www.goodlaughter.com/funny/fun/haul-ass.jpg

Ah but there seems to have been a diversion that let's him haul ass away from his detainees

[Sigurd]

A little

http://www.facethewind.com/Chase2003/0504tornado2.jpg

will make the beauties dive for cover (nice buttocks BTW) and loose their captivating ability.

[R'as al Ghul]

http://img167.echo.cx/img167/4125/mainbig36ev.jpg

Ok, let me explain. An "Extratropical storm" is supposed to be stronger than a mere hurricane. Now, you wouldn't be able to beat such a monster without falling back on Darkseid or Galactus. What an extratropical storm may cause, you can see above. So, to keep this fun game going I give you Surfers. :bow:

R'as

Image description:

On January 28, 1998, a powerful extratropical storm generated monster waves in the Hawaiian Islands. This storm generated swells (long period waves) that were 9 m (28 feet high) in the open water between Japan and Hawaii. When these waves reached Waimea Bay on Oahu's north shore, they rose to 13 m (40 foot) behemoths! The wave faces were in some cases 26 m (80 feet) - the slope distance between the crown and the wave trough. The "tubes" or tunnels created by such huge plunging breakers could have swallowed a bus. Interestingly, when the waves from this storm finally reached Hawaii, the skies were clear and the winds were nearly calm.
Link (http://epod.usra.edu/archive/epodviewer.php3?oid=84288)

[Craterus]

Enter Jaws!! http://www.disobey.com/horror/computer_related/downloads/jaws.jpg

Mmmm... surfers ...

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.cdnn.info/eco/shark_fin_soup_300200.jpg

Shark Fin Soup

[Craterus]

Mmm, yummy...

[Ironside]

http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/BLACKBOX/Monty-Python.jpg
He'll finnish of the shark fin soup.

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.energyres.com.au/kakadu/images/toad-female.jpg

In Hamburg, the toads are exploding for no reason, but the fat guy (from 'The Meaning of Life') gets whatever is causing them to explode.

[Craterus]

... and he explodes?

[Mikeus Caesar]

Yup. I would have got the shot from the film where the fat guy explodes, but i couldn't find any, so i used the story about the exploding toads.

[Lonewarrior]

toad, meet

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/Gallego256/955.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.bigglethwaite.com/foot.jpg

Mr Boot, meet Mr GiganticSquashingFoot.

[Lonewarrior]

Mr.GiganticSquashingFoot, meet

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/Gallego256/55rancher_lg.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.tomservo.cc/show.aspx/chainsaw.jpg

Can't use a chainsaw if you're stupid.

[Lonewarrior]

thats when the spare brain kicks in

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/Gallego256/lbl050422.gif

[Dooz]

http://www.worldonwheelz.com/Los%20Angeles/photo%20album/images/kings%20game_JPG.jpg

...what?.... hockey beats basketball anyday... ~:)

[Craterus]

No it doesn't..

[AggonyKing]

No it doesn't..
you didn't even need a pic to beat the last one ~D

[Oaty]

http://www.orisonmarketing.com/deicers/IceClear/Iceclear1gal.jpg

Yes but with no ice

[Dooz]

Touche...

http://www.cincinnati.com/freetime/movies/mcgurk/img/batman_rev_200x311.jpg


Ah, but I'm sure even IceClear can't stand up to Mr. Freeze!

[ichi]

http://www.totalwars.net/forum/files/firescape_629.jpg

but not even Mr Freeze can stand up to ichi when he's hot!!

[Sigurd]

Ice rain and flood will extinguish any fires.

http://www.norphoto.com/r/images1/norphoto7137.jpg

[Craterus]

Dams can stop floods.. http://www.hdprint.co.uk/ftp/CanyonLands/274%20-%20Glen%20Canyon%20dam.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

(we've already had this one dammit!!)

http://www.valourandhorror.com/BC/Image/Ptn_Mone.JPEG

The dambusters. And as i say above, we've already had a dam (suggested by me) and the dambusters (suggested by Sigurd Fafnesbane).

P.S you used the same picture of a dam as i used. Check page 5.

[Arrowhead]

Hey, my picture doesn't work!

[Craterus]

I guess we are going round in circles, which you would expect really. It's always going to come to water, fire etc. at some point. And dams beat water so I think we'll be seeing a few.

[Sigurd]

Out of the sky speeds a:

http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/tieinterceptor/img/movie_bg.jpg

and the out-of-date bomber is a easy picking for an modern interceptor.

[Arrowhead]

Whats happening to my pics. Help! :help:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a6/300px-Voyager-bottom.jpg
No Match!


Hey it works!

[Sigurd]

http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/superstardestroyer/img/movie_bg.jpg

Oh yeah??
[edit]: Damn, too slow... (imagine this picture before the black hole one)

[Dooz]

http://celestiamotherlode.net/catalog/images/screenshots/extrasolar/Black_Hole__Jorge.jpg

Not even fancy space ships can escape the gravity of a black hole.

[Arrowhead]

Time to vacuum up that hole!
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0002YDM2C.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Craterus]

I think the hoover would be sucked into the black hole, rather than vice-versa..

[Arrowhead]

Ok then...
http://www.indian-village.com/images/buffet.jpg
Soon that black hole's going to eat so much it explodes!

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.drauziovarella.com.br/entrevistas/img/tratamento%20da%20bulimia.gif

Bulmia, vomit it all up.

[Arrowhead]

Vomit all up the walls...
http://www.bookcloseouts.com/images/large/isbn006/0064407020-l.jpg

[Arrowhead]

I Win! No one has replied!

[Craterus]

No-one replied to one of mine for over an hour, I think. A small time to think is acceptable..

[Arrowhead]

Well come on then.On with the story!Or competition

[Craterus]

Hmm, an exploding toilet is pretty difficult to beat. Difficult but not impossible.

[Sigurd]

Anything burning as a result of an explosion; e.g an oil well will be extinguished by this:

http://www.kritzberg.com/images/ku8new11.jpg

The Hungarian "Big Wind" will counter any exploding sewage...
(it took a while before I could find a picture of it)

[The Wizard]

Won't be much left of that gizmo when these fine gentlemen come across it

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1945000/images/_1949094_hooligans.jpg

[Ironside]

http://www.blackorcstudios.com/portfolio_web/stormtroopers.jpg

The special anti-riot force will stop them. ~D

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.cswu.cz/characters/movies/lukecave.jpg

They can't stand against the last of the Jedi!

[Ironside]

http://religion.rutgers.edu/jseminar/images/emperor.jpg

The emperor will take him down

[The Wizard]

http://www.b-boys.com/images/oldschool/nwa.jpg

You is up in the wrong alley of tha 'hood foo'!

[Ironside]

http://www.lewrockwell.com/stromberg/nuke.jpg

What alley?

[Sigurd]

Ernest Rutherford
http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/on-line/atomicfirsts/images/ruthcam.jpg

dropped his:
http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/on-line/atomicfirsts/images/splits.jpg

on his way to the science lab...

Damn, no splitting of the atom and hence no nuclear age... (no bomb)

[The Wizard]

no nukes allowed anyways ~;)

this alley, btw

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/losangel/photo/south%20central%20los%20angeles%202.jpg

[Sigurd]

Ah, come on… there is no need for rules. It is only an unimaginative mind that needs rules in a game like this… there are many ways of countering the “unbeatable” examples of the first poster in this thread.



Now explain to us all how an alley can beat my last contribution…

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://homepage3.nifty.com/tompei/T-80.jpg

[Crazed Rabbit]

http://search.eb.com/normandy/art/obazook001p1.jpg

Good bye, Mr. Tank!

Crazed Rabbit

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.linux-penguin.org/achtungpanzer/gallery/images/stug_20.jpg

The hollow-charge warhead is prematurely detonated by the armoured skirts!

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.wiking.org/images/Dietrich%20mit%20MG42.jpg

[DemonArchangel]

http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg

Sniped!

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://kamtileworks.com/Humor/SickCat.jpg

The cat was on an all-night bender the night before, giving him the shakes and ruining his aim!

[Sigurd]

http://www.treehugger.com/twobuttons.gif
OH NO, the cat got flushed down...

[Arrowhead]

And Saint Attlla raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.
http://www.infinitygames.co.uk/ProductImages/FullSize/1725.jpg

[Craterus]

When the grenade exploded to kill the cat, it no longer exists, therefore beaten already by the fact that it destroyed itself.

[Craterus]

Anyhow, I will hit your grenade back at you with my handy tennis racket: http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/206300/206390/Products/7071520.jpg

[Arrowhead]

I shall...Hit it back at YOU!
http://www.gewo-na.com/images/easy_player.jpg

[Fragony]

I shall...Hit it back at YOU!
http://www.gewo-na.com/images/easy_player.jpg

If you have a set of those,

http://image20.webshots.com/21/0/33/0/194703300kojBhJ_ph.jpg

[Arrowhead]

Red cross on picture. What is it?

[Fragony]

Red cross on picture. What is it?

That is where you have to hit with a hammer to win a new monitor.

was a plane, it works here ~:confused:

[Arrowhead]

Right well,
http://pages.prodigy.net/stevesoares/st/photos/ij_plane.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

Ooh, it's the funny looking plane from....

http://movie-poster.ws/movies/wallpaper/indiana_jones/last_crusade.jpg

Indy kills the mean old Nazi plane.

[Arrowhead]

http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4732387/MPgiantrabbit4.jpg
The killer rabbit has found and captured indy, and shall eat him alive!

[Craterus]

My cute cat beats your rabbit on cute rating.. http://www.cs.ccu.edu.tw/~cyt90u/Images/cute_cat.jpg

[Arrowhead]

But my rabbit kills your cat! (Are sure that cat isn't dead already?)

http://lynx.uio.no/jon/gif/cats/zzz-warning-bloody-dead-cat-is-exactly-what-you-get.jpg
Anyway, a car runs over your cat.

[Oaty]

http://www.caltrops.com/images/caltrops2_10.gif


But some Caltrops stops that car dead

[Arrowhead]

Yeah but acid destroys metal.
http://sci-toys.com/scitoys/scitoys/thermo/liquid_metal/small_aluminum_with_hole.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml00/00052.jpg

Oven Cleaner!!! It's a strong alkali, and will most probably neutralise your evil acid.

[Craterus]

That looks like some heavy-molar acid..

[tibilicus]

Its actually imposible for someone to win this game....................

[The Wizard]

http://hometown.aol.com/johnmscalzi/brawny.jpg

Brawny man to the rescue!


Now explain to us all how an alley can beat my last contribution…

Your last contribution doesn't count since nukes don't count ~;)

And it wasn't a contribution to beat the person above me pur sang -- just a clearification ~;p



~Wiz

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

http://www.cmpe.boun.edu.tr/courses/cmpe460/fall2004/images/mrm2.jpg

wimpy dude can't use the oven cleaner properly!

[The Wizard]

http://www.subvulture.com/archive/white_xmas_white_boy.jpg

wimpy white boy arrives in the 'hood



~Wiz

[ichi]

http://www.cnr.usu.edu/galaxy2/images/tab_choir.jpg

wimpy white boy runs screaming from the hood at the sight and sound of 3 hour Mormon Tabernacle Choir concert

[Craterus]

Take this choirboys: http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~momolloy/pages/images/iamcrapbrandsoccer.jpg

[Kaiser of Arabia]

http://www.esford.com/AH6035%20PickelHaube%201889%20PreuBen%20Kurassier.jpg

[Arrowhead]

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/mangadude/computers/drive/11.jpg

[The Wizard]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/superman/Superman_Standing.jpg

'Nuff said.

[Craterus]

Kryptonite beats Superman..

http://www.bigredtoybox.com/repro/ca/kryptonite.jpg

'Nuff Said.

[Mikeus Caesar]

People, may i remind you, but we're going round in circles...again....

[Craterus]

Indeed.

[Mikeus Caesar]

And as for the nuclear weapons and going round in circles, i quote...


4) Try not to use only military stuff

Yeesh, i would have thought we could have at least tried to follow that one...


2) You can't put up a picture of anything invulnerable like God, nukes or anything that would be impossible to beat.

Notice how i've highlighted nukes?


3) Try not to re-use something.

And last, but most defiantely not least...stop going round in circles, fools!!