Beat the person above you game (56k warning)

[Decker]

Ahhh... the Tyranid. No match for the GOVERNATOR!!!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/ArnieinPredator.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Never fear! The World's Strongest Man will save us!
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/060926_strongman_vmed9p.jpg

[Decker]

Sorry but the strongest man can't do this:
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

[shlin28]

Superman beats both the World's strongest man AND Chuck Norris

http://metropolisplus.com/Superman/Superman06.jpg

[Decker]

Sorry to burst your bubble but, some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[Fwapper]

Quite the Chuck Norris fan aren't you?

[Motep]

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/ngesh18/lord%20of%20the%20rings/gandalf.gifhttps://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/_ZoqureS_/white_gandalf.jpg
https://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s47/fyingsnow/thegrail.jpg

there is more too...

ultimate showdown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76CS9z9kQ44)
its in there

[Decker]

Quite the Chuck Norris fan aren't you?
Yea will this is the reason lol: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

And the only reason Chuck Norris lost was because everyone ganged up on him! Funny song tho and hilarious movie. Have you seen the end of the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynu7lpkTkGM

[Motep]

Yea will this is the reason lol: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

And the only reason Chuck Norris lost was because everyone ganged up on him! Funny song tho and hilarious movie. Have you seen the end of the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynu7lpkTkGM

yes, yes, yes...sadly...

[Decker]

Isn't it ironic that I live in Cali and half or at least more the half of my family lives on the Islands? Such a coincidence... I think NOT!

[shlin28]

eh... could someone actually post some pictures so other people can beat it?

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

I'm sorry to say that I'm not too sure about this one, but, if Wikipedia serves me right, then Gandalf (a.k.a. Mithrandir) should not be able to resist the almighty and beautiful Baktrian Camel!

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/Bactrian.jpg

[Roman_Man#3]

I don't know if people will beat that mainly because Mithrandir would them kill them in their sleep.

[Fußball]

Australians, Australian camel hunters to be exact. Sorry but every dog...er camel, has it's day.

Tschüß!
Erich

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[shlin28]

Without Britian, there would be no Australians!

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Without migrating Neanderthals, Britain as we know it, would never have come into existance:

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/Image2031.jpg

[Fußball]

Modern man beats neanderthal!

Tschüß!
Erich

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[master of the puppets]

modern man is eaten by ...pre modern man, uh dinosaur~:thumb: :skull: .

https://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o292/IPKBAAL/Dinosaurs.jpg

[Decker]

Need I say more?
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/JurassicPark.jpg

[Reverend Joe]

https://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4240/badasssssssssssssssssssqf7.png

I don't care how many dino's you done killed... you can't get no more badassssssssssssssssss than Sweet Sweetback.

[Decker]

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/Gottacatchalldemmuthafckas.jpg:smash:

[master of the puppets]

https://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o292/IPKBAAL/pikachu.jpg

this is probably gonna get deleted soon so look fast.

[Fußball]

https://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3944/teammetzgereisteinbeckfw5.jpg
( made sure not to hotlink this time, sorry admins )

Your friendly neighborhood butchers are behind this dastardly deed!

Tschüß!
Erich

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Looks as if there is a new supermarket in town ready to thieve consumers from the friendly locals!

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/tesco.jpg

[Motep]

https://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u179/serendipity0788/MYMOMTHEDORK060.jpg
The evil of the western world

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Protests against supermarkets force international closures!

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/TescoProtest.jpg

[HoreTore]

https://img127.imageshack.us/img127/4756/ridingsunriotpenguin2ha0.jpg

Bring on the riot police!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Why use riot police when tanks are more efficient?

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/Tianasquare.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The Soviets came up with an exceptionally intelligent way of halting the advance of enemy tanks during the extremely brutal Second World War - dogs trained to drop bombs under the tanks of their foes!

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/Dog_mine.jpg

[Fußball]

Creative? Yes. Effective? No.
https://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2622/machinengewehrnb0.jpg
Hull MG beats dog bomb everytime!

Tschüß!
Erich

[master of the puppets]

https://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o292/IPKBAAL/img_8708.jpg

if we blow up a dog in armor... we also get shrapnel!

[Abokasee]

https://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7633/poisonwi3.jpg
Ivan Poison water supply of world

[Fußball]

https://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7711/prospectpicih7.jpg

Water filtration plants filter out the poison!

Tschüß!
Erich

[Warluster]

Oops, can't have nukes...

Bomb beat any water plant!



Australian Army can beat any water plant!

(lest we forget)

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Vladimir]

https://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8262/cutebunniesrt4.jpg

Don't be deceived by the cuteness they are LEGION!

[shlin28]

Foxes eats rabbits :2thumbsup:

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[woad&fangs]

The Dingo

[Fußball]

https://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6757/stahlhammergr6.gif

Nothing that a man with a giant hammer can't fix!

Tschüß!
Erich

[shlin28]

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/%7Esimmers/124nail2.jpg
Without nails, hammers are useless!

[Motep]

https://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s31/Skateboard-Love-/macro002.jpg

Better than a nail

[Abokasee]

Everybody knows that nanolathe turrets from TA or Spring TA or SupCom or SupCom:FA are better than anything which can build, cuz they can build anything and quickly!

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Decker]

Everybody knows that nanolathe turrets from TA or Spring TA or SupCom or SupCom:FA are better than anything which can build, cuz they can build anything and quickly!

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)
Beirut strikes again!!!

And for that I post Beirut as the next best thing:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/Beirut.gif

[Beirut]

Phhhht! That's easy.

I give you... Mrs. Beirut

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/MrsBeirut.jpg

[Andres]

No woman will resist flowers, a bottle of champagne and a self made pie...

https://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/AndresTheCunning/Flowers2020Champagne.jpg

[Abokasee]

https://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5403/1165961811miduq6.jpg

Dunno but that some how defeats your champane, pie and flowers

[Mikeus Caesar]

I counter your Alien with this:

http://xs318.xs.to/xs318/07316/a_146SigourneyWeaver.jpg

Every Alien's worst nightmare.

For those who don't know, it's Ellen Ripley from the 'Aliens' films

[master of the puppets]

women often attack when called old so i post this picture as a reminder of the potential to incite or prevent femenin attack with a word, young... or old?
https://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o292/IPKBAAL/oldbat.gif

[discovery1]

https://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9020/alcoholpa9.jpg

Enough booze makes it unimportant whether or not they are young or old.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The perfect cure for the ensuing hangover:

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/Miscenellous/matb63-nurofen3.jpg

[Abokasee]

https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/2554/commoncoldtitledr3.jpg

AHAH!!! This does not cure the common cold and by pure...

https://img295.imageshack.us/img295/4228/misfortunefr8.jpg

... Misfortune the common cold mutates to a super virus killing everyone on the planet

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Never fear! Some NASA astronauts were on an expedition to Mars at the time and the super virus couldn't reach them.

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/665px-Mars_Hubble.jpg

[Abokasee]

https://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8936/blurbdoomgn8.png

[Decker]

They kicked us out before anything happened
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/yankeegohome.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Sorry, Decker, but I think that image has already been used here (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=1577823&postcount=1999). Sadly, the rules state that images cannot be used twice. Sorry.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yes, and that has always been followed so faithfully in the past.

[Decker]

Yes, and that has always been followed so faithfully in the past.


Sorry, Decker, but I think that image has already been used here (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=1577823&postcount=1999). Sadly, the rules state that images cannot be used twice. Sorry.
maaan I feel like an idiot, sorry:embarassed:

[Boyar Son]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/SG-1-original-four.jpg

Aliens beware SG-1 destroys all.

[shlin28]

Withou the Stargate, the Stargate Team cant do anything :laugh4:


https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/stargate_10.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

BTW, shlin, may I suggest that you use this link rather than the one you have used - the frontroom moderators have a dislike for badwidth leeching. Don't worry BTW, it's exactly the same image! Thanks!

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/stargate_10.jpg

[Decker]

Can't see it Omanes.


Broke Down..Ooops
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/Oregon-TrailCat.jpg

[Mikeus Caesar]

http://xs118.xs.to/xs118/07352/concorde_landing.jpg

Kitty buys a concorde which gets her where she's going within an hour, making up for those lost 5 days.

For anyone who's thinking they'll beat the concorde with Surface-to-Air missiles, don't bother. Concorde was waaaay to fast.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Unfortunately, Concorde was dismantled and scrapped after BA and Air France decided to decommission their concords.

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/206.jpg

[Decker]

Unfortunately, Concorde was dismantled and scrapped after BA and Air France decided to decommission their concords.

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/206.jpg
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/CaliforniaHighwayPatrol.jpg
The California Highway Patrol was the reason for the decomission. Too many tickets

[Abokasee]

No match for the Uranusian death ray!!!

http://img286.echo.cx/img286/2164/bartixuranusdeathray2ru.png

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

What about the "mind ray" killing Bartixian King?
http://img239.echo.cx/img239/7296/bartixking5dq.jpg

I was wondering how long it would take for Bartixian items to make an appearance.

[Abokasee]

No Uranus is a planet, and the death ray is attached to its core, thus part of the planet, and the bartixan kings mind rays only kill living things

[Decker]

Brock Samson sends Uranus into the forever blackness of space
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/BrockSampson.gif

[Abokasee]

https://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1777/godcoverbigjz6.jpg

God begins to randomly send people to hell, by pure chance,

https://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9343/amishguykz0.png
The Amish! are the ones left

[The_Mark]

https://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5856/philishavehq5426vb5.jpg
That'll do.

[Abokasee]

https://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7373/lulri9.png

Such a dissapointment it dosnt work

[Motep]

There...that oughta do it. All nice and fixed...thatll be $49,999,999.99 please.

https://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/watchbroker/newscrewset.jpg

[Viking]

No one can afford those screwdrivers.


https://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1465/povertyqu8.jpg

[Motep]

https://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u144/elviejon/money.jpg

Give this to the poor, now they can afford it. That, and the fact that Joe lost his screwdrivers, so they can just go pick it up...

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

It can't be distributed if the bankrobbers steal it:
https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/image.jpg

[Viking]

That's no problem. :smash:

https://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4457/policeofficerdollsetwb5.jpg

[Ayachuco]

There! all melted into a convenient plastic bowl.
https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/drao0nian/war-bowl.jpg

[Viking]

Let's melt it again. :book:

https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4186/05flamethrowernl6.th.jpg

[Megalos]

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Abokasee]

https://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5393/communismgc7.jpg

Communist goverment takes over redistrubates it meaning you have only 1, which isnt enough.

[Viking]

https://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6330/72c27759a4406af49c4899dnu7.gif

Fascism strikes back with banjo campaign, world better be on guard. :laugh4:

[Motep]

https://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6330/72c27759a4406af49c4899dnu7.gif

Fascism strikes back with banjo campaign, world better be on guard. :laugh4:


This is the greatest thing since MTWII!!!

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
Bow down to the awesomeness of Hitler playing the banjo...


(I cant top it, i am not worthy)

[Decker]

A thieving Seagull steals the banjo; an example of this thief's previous triumphs is shown:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/ThievingSeagul.gif

[Viking]

Seagull eats poisoned spider.

https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5350/324pxgassedpp6.jpg

[shlin28]

https://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7461/jwplantri4.jpg

Antidotes from nature- cures poison in seconds :2thumbsup:

[Abokasee]

https://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2130/romulusji5.jpg

Your plants don't mean a thing to these hyped up super chaingun rocket firing, lazzas firing, self duplicating, 50% robot-25% Super human-25% Half decent fish and chips, the blow your plant away like these.

[Viking]

[image posted without political meaning]



https://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1074/bushonvacationoq3.jpg


Bush got better things to do than worrying about silly robots, if they are ignored for long enough, they'll probably just dissapear. ~;)

[Decker]

[image posted without political meaning]



https://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1074/bushonvacationoq3.jpg


Bush got better things to do than worrying about silly robots, if they are ignored for long enough, they'll probably just dissapear. ~;)
And he definitely won't see this coming:smash:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/ColbertO8.jpg

[Odin]

https://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s224/Odin1970/front-double-bicep.jpg

The next president ? (http://www.greggvalentino.net/)

Valentino without question beats that clown colbert, even though the person above the colbert pic has a dandy, who can argue with the man with the largest arms in the world.

[Abokasee]

https://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1946/anvil3cdy2.jpg

Big arms are sod all use when this lands on your head

[shlin28]

https://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7741/hl2gravgungi5.jpg

Gravity Gun - Redirecting heavy objects with pleasure :2thumbsup:

[Viking]

https://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5290/blackholehy5.jpg


A black hole is interfering with your gravity gun. ~;)

[GeneralHankerchief]

I don't know what Hawking radiation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation) looks like, so I'm just going to post a pic of the guy who thought of them.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/Stephen_HawkingStarChild.jpg

[pevergreen]

Aww

https://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4286/deletingwindowsis6.bmp

[Abokasee]

Aww

https://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4286/deletingwindowsis6.bmp


EPIC!!!!! :laugh4:

[Viking]

https://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9077/slettawindowsqv7.jpg


Translation should be redundant. :clown:

[The Wizard]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Odomaris/memes/1191688707182.jpg

Too bad Windows just did what it's good at.

[Viking]

That's when Apple come and save the day.


https://img117.imageshack.us/img117/2875/imac24ds6.jpg

[shlin28]

https://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7882/macgl5.png

Oops, someone wasn't too careful with their Mac...

[Abokasee]

DAM, didn't spot the swear word only the image :sad2:

(Then you should have deleted it - Beirut)

[pevergreen]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Odomaris/memes/1191688707182.jpg

Too bad Windows just did what it's good at.
Hax?

That picture is my desktop....:laugh4:

[Viking]

Polar bears strike back with non-violence policy.


https://img228.imageshack.us/img228/231/polarbearnx7.jpg

[Decker]

Sadly that does not last for long
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/notagoodidea.jpg

[Beirut]

:laugh4:

[Viking]

https://img526.imageshack.us/img526/7391/picturets7.jpg

[shlin28]

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6020/tractorimagehl6.jpg

Although this tractor is very VERY loud, you can't hear them cos your ears are blocked :yes: You only realised there was a tractor when it crushed you!

[Viking]

Hope this one doesn't take another week to beat. ~:wacko:

https://img240.imageshack.us/img240/4962/tegnestiftqq1.jpg

[Vuk]

https://img217.imageshack.us/img217/438/111sc8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
OWNED!
That pin gets run-over by a mean tank on a bridge. :beam:

Vuk

[Marshal Murat]

https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee125/Tokugawa141/Su-25Frogfoot.jpg
SUKHOI 25, the Russian equivalent to the Thunderbolt.

Boom.

[Decker]

F-22 shoots it down like a fish in a barrel:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/US%20Military/F-22Raptor-1.jpg

KaBLAM!

[Viking]

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9379/xwsmyt4.jpg

The primitive F-22 meets high-tech.

[Vuk]

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9379/xwsmyt4.jpg

The primitive F-22 meets high-tech.


https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/avatars/mtw/cat/General/general30.gif

The primitive Galaxy Fighter meets Vuk Brankovic!
POW!
Take that!
OWNED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! OWNED!



P.S. I do NOT have an ego problem.

[Beirut]

:inquisitive: Hmmmm... That one may have to go before a judge.

[shlin28]

I think Vuk loses :beam:

https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3323/xwingak2.jpg

X-Wing pwns all other space crafts :yes:

[Ayachuco]

Actually I think what Vuk meant was that he was the pilot of that fighter.
And since he is a terrible pilot, the fighter crashed into a Genosian landscape.
So I don't think your X-Wing can survive in Vuk's uncapable hands.
Come on, even R2-D2 can't correct Vuk's flying. :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

On a more serious note...The X-Wing may be unstoppable in outer space but it can't do anything in a Dagobah swamp.
https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/drao0nian/xwingwat.jpg

[Marshal Murat]

Drain the Swamp!

https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee125/Tokugawa141/Hydrilla-in-Canals.jpg

[Viking]

I will have none of that. ~:wacko:

https://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8979/hooverdam10lgfc8.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The dam busters will destroy the dam!

https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/Dam_Busters_1954.jpg

[Viking]

Not with AA equipment present. ~D

https://img210.imageshack.us/img210/629/469679bxf8.jpg

[Abokasee]

According to 34th typed rule of the internet, there is a porn/p0rn/pron/pr0n/porno of everything

https://img158.imageshack.us/img158/9500/rule34gc4.jpg

And according to the forum rules (I havnt seen a porn of this, but there probally is some where) you can be warned for posting a pornograchic image

https://img158.imageshack.us/img158/1268/forumrulespm3.jpg

So it turns out, your Base ball glove, is porn, and must be removed by:

Beirut
https://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3015/assassin68he0.gif

or any other moderator capable of doing this.

[Beirut]

According to 34th typed rule of the internet, there is a porn/p0rn/pron/pr0n/porno of everything


And according to the forum rules (I havnt seen a porn of this, but there probally is some where) you can be warned for posting a pornograchic image

So it turns out, your Base ball glove, is porn, and must be removed by:

Beirut
https://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3015/assassin68he0.gif

or any other moderator capable of doing this.

Since that rule is intact, your post as well can be consider porn. 453 Warning Points have been added to your account for posting porn and your post will be deleted in mind if not in fact.

Since your post does not exist, the baseball glove stands.

PWNED!


Carry on...
https://img210.imageshack.us/img210/629/469679bxf8.jpg

[Abokasee]

Dam I did not realise that my post contradicted its self :shame:

[Ayachuco]

That's so funny, Beirut. :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/drao0nian/ojsimpson.jpg

[woad&fangs]

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

[Motep]

https://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z116/Iridias_Quent/axe.gif

Hit him with an axe?

[Viking]

https://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1850/ar008whiteknightarmorzn3.jpg


He wears armour at the time.

[shlin28]

https://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7095/imagekr6.jpg

English longbow > Armoured knight :yes:

[Viking]

https://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3623/foghv5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)


"Can't see ....." ~;)

(Language - Beirut)

[Vuk]

A few trillion of these aught to dry up all the water and blow all the fog away.
:P

(yes, I am trying to be ridiculous :beam:)


https://img45.imageshack.us/img45/1785/braun20bc140020grey20trug5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Sarathos]

You cant blow dry yak fur...

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

But you can slice it off.

https://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4736/yakmeatzw2.jpg

[Sarathos]

For money

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Viking]

Beirut the Gamekiller :whip:


Edit: Can't eat that meat.

https://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2810/bacteriaqc6.jpg

[shlin28]

https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3996/whitebloodcells5257es5.jpg

White blood cells :evilgrin:

[Vuk]

https://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1044/mushroomclouded8.jpg (https://imageshack.us)


White blood cells
...
Had better like radiation. :skull: :skull:

[woad&fangs]

http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gif
http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gifhttp://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Films_et_TV/superheros-20060614.gif
The Radiation Creates a race of Superheroes.

[Sarathos]

(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)
What did I do?

But your superheros are no match for my super evil Snowman!
~:snowman: ~:snowman: ~:snowman: ~:snowman: ~:snowman:

(You need to host your pics at a site like Imageshack or Photobucket. Direct linking to a pic at another site is not allowed. It steals their bandwidth - Beirut)

[Vladimir]

https://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5803/assassin68tw2.gif

What's that, three times in a row?

[Viking]

https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9686/usca9946dm0.jpg

:beam:

[Decker]

Big fire burns down the tree thingy you posted
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/DeerinfrontofWildfire.jpg

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Never fear, the firebrigade is on its way!


https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/Volvo-Saxon-FRU-1997A.jpg

[shlin28]

https://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9011/oilonwaterpp0.jpg

If you have no oil, your fire engine won't work :laugh4:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Don't worry! Biodiesel will come to the rescue!


https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/382px-Diesel_prices.jpg

[Vuk]

Don't worry! Biodiesel will come to the rescue!


https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/382px-Diesel_prices.jpg



https://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3949/82187437li2.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Beaten baby, beaten!

[Viking]

https://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9650/nobrainezg1kh7.jpg



Turns out there is no brain in there after all. :dunce:

[Ayachuco]

Perhaps, its b/c he hasn't eaten any donuts yet.
https://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/drao0nian/donuts.jpg

[Viking]

https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5562/11580869img1580806ye6.jpg

Donuts lead to obesity. ~D

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Weight Control shall end the obesity tyranny!


https://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb89/Omanes/The%20Picture%20Ownage%20Game/poster-weight-control.jpg

[shlin28]

https://img116.imageshack.us/img116/9084/oaktreetz0.jpg

No tree, no paper, no paper, no poster :smash:

[Vladimir]

https://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4637/imagesao8.jpg

Plant a tree for your tomorrow.
It's your tree that clears the air.
Plant a tree, trees for America.
Plant a tree today for all the world to share.
Taste the breeze, it's life inside you.
Make a promise to the Earth.
Plant a tree.
Now is the time to recognize
a tree for all that it is worth
Plant a tree your tomorrow.
Plant a tree that clears the air.
Plant a tree, trees for America.
Plant a tree today for all the world to share.

[Vuk]

Take this GreenPeace hippies!!
:hippie: :hmg:

That is my fantasy. :laugh4:

[Viking]

A good ol' ballistic vest.

Edit, here it is :

https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/250/infantriepanzer1918pa3.jpg

[Beirut]

But it won't protect you from a devastating comment.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/Insult.jpg

[Viking]

No one else gonna beat it? Fine. :sweatdrop:

https://img251.imageshack.us/img251/390/axedeosprayalaskabr3.jpg

[Ferret]

What you gonna do if it explodes?

(What you gonna to do if it's deleted? No hotlinked pics - Beirut)

oh, so that is what a hotlinked pic is, sorry

[Marshal Murat]

https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee125/Tokugawa141/Hammer.jpg

Hammertime!
You can't use a crushed Axe can!

[Viking]

https://img337.imageshack.us/img337/8135/hammerthumbns1.jpg

[master of the puppets]

https://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o292/IPKBAAL/giantnail200x300.jpg

this giant renders the small hammer impotent.

[woad&fangs]

https://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7043/stalinzy6.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
By Waldinger (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/Waldinger)
Uncle Joe sends him to Siberia.

[Beirut]

A free press destroys all tyrants.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/FirstAmendment.png

[Decker]

Unless you are the FOX NEWS Channel!

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Random%20Images/FoxNewsChannel.jpg

[Odin]

Suddenly something odd happens !

https://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s224/Odin1970/Rod_Serling1.jpg

We've been ported to an alternate reality thanks to Mr Serling, Fox news is now dedicated to Ren and Stimpy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren_and_stimpy)reruns 24 hours a day

[Vladimir]

https://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5669/smokesab8.jpg

Fortunately due to heavy smoking endemic to the period, Mr. Serling dies of lung cancer restoring us to normal.

[Beirut]

:study:

It occurs to me that if things have returned to normal, then, existentially speaking, what it is, is what it is, which is all it can be, and that means it's all of what it is and can never be any more. Infinity wins.

BOOM! :balloon:

Round One went to Chuck Norris.

Round Two goes to Returned to Normal.

Round Three begins below.

:sunny:

[GeneralHankerchief]

Eventually the sun will become a red giant, expend its energy, and gradually cool down to the point where it essentially ceases to exist.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/Sun_Life.png

[Rodion Romanovich]

Learning astronomy is useful, but modern kids just need to learn more about history:
https://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5153/thisisspartabd1.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

[Vladimir]

:study:

It occurs to me that if things have returned to normal, then, existentially speaking, what it is, is what it is, which is all it can be, and that means it's all of what it is and can never be any more. Infinity wins.

:sunny:

Yey, I ended an era. :jumping:

[master of the puppets]

:beatnik2: try teaching it to a beatnik, try as in to say he won't learn it anyway.

[Veho Nex]

who ever see's this u've now been rick rolled


(Hotlink pic deleted - Beirut)

[Vladimir]

https://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9914/assassin68ip7.gif

Beat that bunny man!

[discovery1]

https://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1986/pb202ml8.jpg

Paul Bunyan beats any lumberjack.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Pfft, the Jolly Green Giant can pwn Paul Bunyan any day of the week.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/inside1-giant.jpg

[Decker]

I AM THE MIIIIIGGGTHYYYYYY MOOONARCH!!!

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/TheMonarch.jpg
Number 21: Dude what's he doing!! he's going to get us killed!
Number 24: I don't know man but lets get outta here!!

[Abokasee]

https://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2047/screen009eh9.jpg

BTW the "little" guy is a krogoth

I think that raps up round 3

[Veho Nex]

You cant beat the real junk bot!!

Well some what though it probably is a physical probability while yours is pure science fiction

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/2004junk.jpg

[Vladimir]

https://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4954/nordomir3.jpg

I don't know, just wanted to post a pic from Planescape.

[Decker]

I think that raps up round 3
What made you think you'd win so easily:inquisitive: :whip:

[Abokasee]

https://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6254/forspartasy6.jpg

Brother Leonidus of Blood chapter destroy your robot with FIRE

[Decker]

Yea well his peewee flamer couldn't throw back the Tyranids!!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Tyranids.jpg

[Odin]

And then cometh the mighty slayer of the Tyranids !

https://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s224/Odin1970/bacteria.jpg

BACTERIA!

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/antibiotic.jpg?t=1198695813


POW!! Right in the molecular kisser.

UPDATE: Umm my picture isnt working is it?

[Vladimir]

https://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3253/imagesvq1.jpg

Whoops! Looks like someone slipped some cyanide into those pills.

Edit: For the unenlightened

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tylenol_Crisis_of_1982

[Odin]

Its going to take more then a few silly pills to defeat bacteria fella's. :yes:

[Veho Nex]

Its going to take more then a few silly pills to defeat bacteria fella's. :yes:


https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/flames4000.jpg


Whats left of the bacteria was in a small jar in the back of this picture

[Odin]

I'll accept defeat at the hands of flame, thats unsurmontable really, but tylenol? Thats a temp fix at best for the mighty bacteria. :yes:

[Vladimir]

I'll accept defeat at the hands of flame, thats unsurmontable really, but tylenol? Thats a temp fix at best for the mighty bacteria. :yes:

*ahem* Click the link. The irony being that you take a pill to make you better but it kills you.

[Veho Nex]

What ever is in the jar is what evers above my and the fire was started by the leonidos torch guy thingy but he was caught in it too and so anything inside the fire dies

[Beirut]

Gentlemen, this is not a text based game. :inquisitive:

And from this point onward, links to pics count for nada. If you can't host - don't post.

[Motep]

After this, I guess the fire doesnt matter anymore...

https://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/Key2211/32.jpg

Brought to by our favorite wierd-o
https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa141/roxes110/0.jpg

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/supernova.jpg

Super nova'd you little moon

[Vladimir]

The dynamic duo will stop that nasty supernova from happening!

https://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5189/imagessw3.jpg

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN, would you make me some Earl Grey TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

[Paradox]

Dynamic Duo!? No one can stop......

https://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s298/XBLchampion/Sqirtle.jpg

Squirtle boy! He'll wash that moon all the way to that bright light place it came from!

[Marshal Murat]

ROFL

[Odin]

And then cometh the great one !

https://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s224/Odin1970/jordan.jpg

After a night of serious boozing Jordan goes end to end and slam dunks the kid, reestablishing himself as the greatest basketball player of all time.

[Vladimir]

Ahem.

https://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6957/batrq6.gif

[Veho Nex]

First comes Al Qaeda Cat

http://forum.dekonia.com/photos/albums/userpics/10010/normal_bombercatoq6.jpg

Blows the bat to smithereens and this is what you get

http://forum.dekonia.com/photos/albums/userpics/10010/normal_3148957-54571bbty5vmjjn.jpeg


(Edit: BTW dekonia is my brothers website i use it to host images to)

[Abokasee]

https://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2023/sasmodelww8.jpg

Counter-Strike, Counter-Terrorists just manage to win and deactivate the bomb!, and the admin has IP banned all MyG0t haxors

[The_Mark]

https://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6017/8182006102120amjr9.jpg

Superdog will catch the bat.

Both pictures countered.

[Veho Nex]

https://s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/th_17.jpg

Sorry no dogs allowed. You must obey the rules or be given a very mean letter by some really upset towns people like this guy \/
https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/1948Ratty.jpg

[Motep]

https://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x7/Sherman_36/Treadmill.jpg

So much for him...

[Abokasee]

Oh noes he slips!

https://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6977/atlantachute2np4.jpg

You know I just found this image edited it a bit, I don't care about the countries (spelling?)

[TruePraetorian]

Can't have sprinters to trip him if it's snowing.


(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/snowplow.jpg

Lack of snow allows the sprinters to trip

[Motep]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/picslau/CSI.jpg

OH MY GOD!!! SOMEONE KILLED THE RUNNERS!!!

[TruePraetorian]

Can't watch CSI if your satelite has bad reception


(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)

[Veho Nex]

If your https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/intro_photo.jpg you might be able to get some reception

[CountArach]

The weatherman will save us:

https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r44/CountArach/cockroach-weather.jpg

[Veho Nex]

Due to unforeseen lightning storms the only weather station in the world has just gone down to the weather man being struck by lightning

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/dry-lightning.jpg

[CountArach]

umm who gets that picture me or him?
Changed it. You posted at the same time as me :wink:

[Viking]

https://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9447/torpl8.gif

No problem if you remember to pray to the gods.

[Vladimir]

https://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2066/excaliburmerlinez4.jpg

The one God has come to drive out the many.

[Motep]

Only one can slay even a god!

https://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t114/Darth_Sparhawk/Various%20Fantasy/Garion.jpg

Go Belgarion!

[Veho Nex]

WRONG ITS THIS GUY!! \/

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/normal_119838935251.jpg

[Motep]

Break the nerd's glasses!

https://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t161/chickenmeat1992/53921544-M.jpg

and how the hell does he beat Belgarion of Riva?

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/LS7222-thumb2.jpg
BAM!!!!!! FIXED!

[Raz]

Everyone knows rocks, if thrown correctly always beat glass.

http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107/EarlyChemistry/StoneTools/Slide12.jpg
I'm expecting a piece of paper... <_<

[Motep]

Paper beats rock!

https://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd47/aphakennybody/paper.jpg

Edit:DAMN IT!!!!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Frankly, I'm amazed that I was the first to post this.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/Scissors-493S.jpg

-edit- Somebody post rock. We could really get into a neverending cycle here. :laugh4:

[Motep]

https://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh155/hjr954/rocks.jpg

[Vladimir]

https://img403.imageshack.us/img403/8992/cloverleafrollif2.jpg

Can't have rock, without the roll.

[Motep]

https://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g253/1psykochic/metallica.jpg

yeah...

[Raz]

Led Zep. Minus the Led and Add a few sparks. :yes:

(Hotlink pic deleted - Beirut)

[shlin28]

Zepplins are obslete with the invention of AIRPLANES!!

https://img246.imageshack.us/img246/1032/spadxiiivintagemodelbipyj8.jpg

[Motep]

https://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e206/falcon0072/Anti-Aircraft_fire3.jpg

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/thumb-protest2.jpg

[Motep]

https://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff7/veryproudmarinemomma/l_9302994f5976d220f8582b741a8a700d.jpg

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/al_qaeda.jpg

or

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/elmerfudd.gif

cuase elmer fudd is terror on my ears

[Motep]

https://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/brianne1219/bunny.jpg

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/dead_rabbit.jpg

[Motep]

Ah, thanks. Im feeling kind of hungry...

https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o117/molawns/potjie.jpg

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/realtionship.jpg

Throw him in the pot too while your at it

[Motep]

here, use this pistol with infinite ammo. Its much faster.

https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg82/FknSpiffy/gun.gif

[Vorenus]

Sand jams gun and fails.

(Hotlink pic deleted - Beirut)

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/PK_Nishki_2004_02_28_Sand_-_Sand_-_.jpg

[Decker]

Not unless it's an Ak-47

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/kawaiku/Ak.jpg

[Veho Nex]

so how does an ak47 beat a ufo?

[woad&fangs]

It symbolizes the Russian army. If Hitler and Napolean couldn't conquer Russia then neither can the aliens. Carry on.....

[Veho Nex]

:/....

[Vladimir]

It's backwards. It should be that sand can't clog an AK-47 which is generally true. They didn't exist when Hitler or Napoleon invaded so that's irrelevant.

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/burncommieflag.jpg


communism... sucks...

[Raz]

The wall was actually to keep the communists out, yet they managed to get into China eventually. :beam:


(Hotlink pic deleted - Beirut)

[Viking]

Neil Armstrong beat communism.

https://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3223/a11h405875ck5.gif

[Raz]

:inquisitive:

Pfft, that's just some fat guy in a suit.

[Viking]

? :inquisitive:

[Veho Nex]

NONONO this is a fat guy in a suit

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/Spirit-of-Santa-Print-C10071066.jpg

[shlin28]

THE GRINCH SHALL STEAL CHRISTMAS!

https://img120.imageshack.us/img120/7871/grinchjx2.jpg

[GeneralHankerchief]

Animated version was much better.

https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/grinch_santa.jpg

[Paradox]

Greener than the Grinch:

https://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s298/XBLchampion/pickle.gif

(Sorry if posting a GIF is against the thread's rules)

[Beirut]

This is the end... doom-da-doom... beautiful end, my friend... doom-da-doom...

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/slicedpickles.jpg

[Veho Nex]

https://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/jkarinen/Man_eats_sandwich.gif

nuff said

[Viking]

Where the other half of that man went:

https://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4972/greatwhitexj0.jpg