Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Xenoneb]

Nah, killing is too good a response to that. He needs to be put out to pasture.
Glue factory?

[Riedquat]

We must kill JHT because of his signature.

With this I fully agree! :yes:

But first we must take care of our pills dealer!

Btw... welcome back john!

[Xenoneb]

Regardless what you feel about my motivations, ATPG clearly needs to be put down immediately.

Tell you what, I'll even pull a Pizza. You lynch him now, if he doesn't come out as scum I will personally lead my own lynch parade. I'll make the writeup three times as epic as the Club 30 one.
Okay. He wasn't true mafia. Start writing.

[Double A]

*grooooooan* Five more minutes, mommy... no, don't beat me with the chicken... GAH! What are you people doing in my bedroom?

...

Wait a second...

Um, anyway, I can do more than night actions now. Hurray.

Analysis on last day's events: Amusing. Especially the discussion about pony sigs. I mean Pizza and GH.

Carry on.

[Frozen In Ice]

It's not unbalanced at all because it works both ways. Dead mafioso can also help recruit for their families and can obfuscate. Some of the most entertaining play in past Capo games has come from dead players.

I'm not so sure that would make it balanced but I'll defer to you since you have played capo before.



But first we must take care of our pills dealer!

This reminds me...

DJ Slice Sr, you should play some songs from the album Jagged Little Pill!:yes:

[El Barto]

KILL JOHNHUGHTHOM!

[Double A]

Someone should protect john.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DJ Slice Sr, you should play some songs from the album Jagged Little Pill!:yes:

I'm unfamiliar; could you pick a favorite?

[El Barto]

Just play some Klamy, preferably from Zulupohjalta or Klamytapit.

[Sprig]

I'm unfamiliar; could you pick a favorite?

He is talking about Alanis morissette aka GOD (dogma)

[El Barto]

He is talking about Alanis morissette aka GOD (dogma)
Alanis Morisette should be banned for all eternity, its followers pursued with fire and brimstone for their heresy.

[Frozen In Ice]

Alanis Morisette should be banned for all eternity, its followers pursued with fire and brimstone for their heresy.
Are we allowed to kill dead people again?

Any way back to the topic of good music. Not the doctor or you learn would be nice.

[seireikhaan]

Seamus has informed us that there will be a delay in the game due to personal matters. Thread suspended for 24 hours. I think we've had our fill of spam. In the meantime, go back to your regularly scheduled plotting.

[Sigurd]

[edit: oops - didn't see the thread was locked... sorry]

[GeneralHankerchief]

I need two replacement players, preferably those that were previously unaffiliated with any particular faction, first come first served. PM only.

This is an OOC request and is not done from my Director persona.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Hi everyone,

We're very sorry for the delay. Unfortunately, Seamus is no longer able to host Capo for the time being, and after some discussion it has been decided that issaikhaan and I are going to step in and take over as cohosts. As you can imagine, there is a bit of housekeeping to do and it's going to take some time to go over everything.

issaikhaan will be replaced by Zim.
GeneralHankerchief will be replaced by Captain Blackadder.
We have already sent orientation PMs to both players, for those who are worried about how this change is going to affect relations.

As for the game:
We will be resuming play on Monday, October 10th at 17:00 US Eastern time.
All night orders are locked in, do not resend orders or change them. They will not be accepted.
Anyone who wishes to PM us with a summary of your activities up to this point may do so. This is optional.

We're all going to have to chip in if we want to make this work. Let's continue the great game so far and see you all on Monday. :bow:

[DaveShack]

Wow, hope Seamus is ok.

Thanks for taking it over. I will now take this opportunity to use one of my favorite movie quotes: Good luck, we're all counting on you.

May I suggest spam control in the form of a separate waiting thread? Chatter in separate thread, game related posts only here? Yes, I'm aware that I'm breaking my own suggested division of content.

[Double A]

Hope everything'll work out fine. Does he expect to be back soon?

[Populus Romanus]

I hope Seamus is okay.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Seamus is fine, as is everyone in his family. It's just that his RL commitments have increased unexpectedly and something had to give. Obviously, it was the 117-player, multi-hour-per-day time suck. He is going to try to be back if RL allows.

[Diamondeye]

Hmmm. I am going to be away from Monday thru wednesday at least so expect a bit of inactivity once the game gets going again.

[Renata]

Thanks, GH and Khaan. :bow:

[Subotan]

Has co-hosting ever been done before?

[johnhughthom]

Beskar and Secura co-hosted a large game earlier this year, I believe Beskar did the behind the scenes stuff and Secura the write ups. I've seen a few games on CFC with co-hosts, they seem to work okay, and with khaan and GH I very much doubt there'll be any problems.

[TheLastDays]

Anyone who wishes to PM us with a summary of your activities up to this point may do so. This is optional.


Good to hear that Seamus is fine. Now, the above mentioned, is that something that'll help you guys take over? If so, sure, I'll do it, if not, I wouldn't know why. Or is there something I don't understand?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sounds like Oh! TheLastDays! Is Oh! So Guilty! :laugh4:

[LazyMcCrow]

Shame you're having to drop out of the playing side General Hanky, I was enjoying your Directorship write-ups and the head to head that you had just got going with the Asktheevilpizzadude. Who will the sheep follow now? And will you set the bengal tiger free? Good job to Seamus so far - well done for having a demanding Real Life :2thumbsup:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Shame you're having to drop out of the playing side General Hanky, I was enjoying your Directorship write-ups and the head to head that you had just got going with the Asktheevilpizzadude.

The true shame is that now, I fear GeneralHanky may escape the kiss of death.

On the other hand, maybe he's just been demoted to Captain. He might get what's coming to him anyway... :evilgrin:

[landlubber]

Thanks for starting this game up, Seamus. You're a pretty awesome host. Good luck to our new hosts as well. :bow:

[sturmhauke]

Who will the sheep follow now?

If any sheep want to level-up to ninja spec ops sheep, PM me.

[TheLastDays]

Sounds like Oh! TheLastDays! Is Oh! So Guilty! :laugh4:

I am guilty of eating too much :yes: I also ate a tasty meatball... And see those ellipses?

Gosh it's so hard to hold back the spam.

[Diana Abnoba]

Glad to hear the Seamus and his family are fine. :yes: Thanks GH and Khaan for taking over this game for him. :bow:

[Silver Jan]

I'm a bit lost (again) so we have to wait til Monday?

I hope Seamus comes back, he's got Irish in him, like I do.

[classical_hero]

So who is the Director now? Won't we need to revote for the position?

[Beskar]

Don't listen, this is a moderator's trick by GeneralHankerchief! It is part of his cunning plan to win the game!

[GeneralHankerchief]

So who is the Director now? Won't we need to revote for the position?

Since Captain Blackadder replaced me, right now he is the Director.

[Montmorency]

From N1 vig to 2nd most powerful man in town?

Good for him.

[GamezRule]

Then who is the most powerful man in town?

[Choxorn]

Askthepizzaguy.

[Zack]

Then who is the most powerful man in town?
The hosts, obviously.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Askthepizzaguy.

:yes:

[Visor]

If you're the Supreme Chancellor, would General H (Well, Captain Blackadder now) be Luke Skywalker?

And who would be Anakin?

[Believer]

Askthepizzaguy.

Yes, ask him.

[Choxorn]

The pizza guy says someone named "Cheetos" is the most powerful man in town, but I don't see why him saying that makes it the truth.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you're the Supreme Chancellor, would General H (Well, Captain Blackadder now) be Luke Skywalker?

And who would be Anakin?

GH was Obi-Wan Kerchief. Having failed to defeat the Emperor, he's gone into exile to train under his former mentor, Qui-Gon Fermanagh. He won't fight the Empire anymore, he's getting too old for that sort of thing. But that leaves room for his protege, Luke Sturmhauker. This is the hero you've been waiting for, even though he's not a Rogue Detective yet. He must train under master Yoda before he can face the Emperor, otherwise I'll light him up like the night side of Coruscant, with just as much raw electricity. His band of rebellious townie fighters may yet be able to oppose the mafia Empire, but they need more time to figure out the Death Star's weakness. Right now, the shields are still fully operational. Captain Blackadder is Han Solo-adder, currently parking the Millennium Falcon inside a very strange cave. I cordially invite the good captain to shoot the walls of the cave and see what happens. issaikhaan is a wookiee. He never speaks much anyway.

Chewiekhaan, where's my hyperdrive? *roaaar*

Winston Hughes is Winston the Hutt. Sure, he's a wiseguy, and that makes you think he'd be a full on gangster like Jabba, but he stays out of imperial entanglements, and is more interested in watching Aayla Secura dance for him. Meanwhile, Secura reaches for her lightsaber, ready to put an end to this fat space worm. Jolt is that remote controlled car that runs around the Death Star for no apparent reason, and screeches away at the first sign of trouble. It doesn't even have a name!* :grin:





Or, picture it however way you want. I'm still the Emperor though.




*Ok it does (http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/b/b7/MSE-6_btm.jpg) have a name. everything in star wars has a name. But did YOU know the name? No, no you did not.

[Choxorn]

I thought you were Pizza the Hutt!

[Askthepizzaguy]

I thought you were Pizza the Hutt!

*hits button, choxorn drops into Bantha pit. Pizza watches the ensuing battle with glee.*

[Diamondeye]

To continue the above discourse, I am guessing that TheFluffyOne is R2D2 who just says :daisy: no-one else understands and is awesome no matter what kind of crazy things happen. That would make Visorslash C3PO since he seems to constantly provide filler-like posts primarily about how bad our situation is and other, fundamentally useless, statements.

I'd like to think of myself (and the rest of the people still alive) as cool bounty-hunters, but I think a more realistic picture is that we're the people on-board the death-star which ATPG's masked right hand strangles if we're not working at full efficiency.

Am I right or what, ATPG?

[Visor]

:laugh4:

No.

[Captain Blackadder]

From N1 vig to 2nd most powerful man in town?

Good for him.

Muhahhaha

I am back and I must admit somewhat scared since this my second day in Capo and despite my long time here this was my first ever game of capo.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am back and I must admit somewhat scared since this my second day in Capo and despite my long time here this was my first ever game of capo.

Oh, now you've blown it. Forget the Han Solo reference. Han Solo was a rogue who was brave and space-wise, not easily intimidated.

I return to my original analogy. It's clear to me that the Director has little real power, he's mired by not-entirely baseless accusations of allegiance with the mafia, and completely true accusations of weakness and inexperience. The bureaucrats are in charge now. When the Committee is back in session I will move for a vote of no confidence in Director Blackadder's leadership.

We need a new Director.... a strong Director. One who will not let our tragedy continue.




To continue the above discourse, I am guessing that TheFluffyOne is R2D2 who just says :daisy: no-one else understands and is awesome no matter what kind of crazy things happen. That would make Visorslash C3PO since he seems to constantly provide filler-like posts primarily about how bad our situation is and other, fundamentally useless, statements.

I'd like to think of myself (and the rest of the people still alive) as cool bounty-hunters, but I think a more realistic picture is that we're the people on-board the death-star which ATPG's masked right hand strangles if we're not working at full efficiency.

Am I right or what, ATPG?

TheFluffyOne is this (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Salacious_B._Crumb) character.

And you could consider yourselves bounty hunters, if you're successful in vigilantism. How many bounties have you acquired so far?

I wouldn't consider yourselves drones aboard the death star just yet. Especially after a few of you tried to have me executed yesterday.

[Raskolnikov]

Oh, now you've blown it.

He is missing his Landoskolnikov :rolleyes2:

[Winston Hughes]

Winston Hughes is Winston the Hutt. Sure, he's a wiseguy, and that makes you think he'd be a full on gangster like Jabba, but he stays out of imperial entanglements, and is more interested in watching Aayla Secura dance for him. Meanwhile, Secura reaches for her lightsaber, ready to put an end to this fat space worm.

Second guessing me again, eh? I thought you might have learned your lesson by now...

[landlubber]

OOH, OOH, what am I in the Star Wars Universe?

[thefluffyone93]

I thought I was Jar-Jar Fluffy......

A nice, annoying, and a mostly useless character.

Who still managed to garner a huge fan-base.

EDIT.

Although R2D2 is frickin awesome.

[GamezRule]

Wait, what's going on then?

[Double A]

I thought I was Jar-Jar Fluffy......

A nice, annoying, and a mostly useless character.

Who still managed to garner a huge fan-base.

EDIT.

Although R2D2 is frickin awesome.

Fandom and hatedom aren't the same thing Fluffy. :tongue:

[Xenoneb]

Who am I?

[Visor]

Dead.

[edse]

Death*

[Choxorn]

*hits button, choxorn drops into Bantha pit. Pizza watches the ensuing battle with glee.*

A bantha pit? But those are just the giant furry horned things that live on Tattooine. Surely you don't think I'm so weak as to be killed by banthas.

[Memnon]

I think he meant Rancor, although I wonder what Star Wars character I would be...

[Double A]

Sarlacc pits are more classy.

[Askthepizzaguy]

A bantha pit? But those are just the giant furry horned things that live on Tattooine. Surely you don't think I'm so weak as to be killed by banthas.


What??? Uh.... uh.... uh.... yeeeaaahhh. You're that weak.

Don't look at me, my nerd powers are fading!

[thefluffyone93]

Fandom and hatedom aren't the same thing Fluffy. :tongue:

To a troll it is remarkably similar.

And we need Chuck Testa to taxidermize all these dead people.

[Choxorn]

What??? Uh.... uh.... uh.... yeeeaaahhh. You're that weak.

Don't look at me, my nerd powers are fading!

Fool. You underestimate my nerd powers. Now witness the firepower of this fully-armed and operational nerdstation!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Fool. You underestimate my nerd powers. Now witness the firepower of this fully-armed and operational nerdstation!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

Probably a wise idea for us to stop with the non-capo related posts, though.

[Beefy187]

Muhahhaha

I am back and I must admit somewhat scared since this my second day in Capo and despite my long time here this was my first ever game of capo.

And your against one of the most powerful figure recently.
You'll need something much better then light sabers to beatthepizzaguy

[GamezRule]

So are we going to continue or what?

[Niklas]

So are we going to continue or what?
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137997-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-IV-Information-and-Story-Summary-Thread.&p=2053384260&viewfull=1#post2053384260

[SisterCoyote]

I'm so confused.

Not that this is anything out of the ordinary.

[johnhughthom]

I'm so confused.

Not that this is anything out of the ordinary.

That's what listening to Billy Joel will do to you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

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No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy.

[thefluffyone93]

Blarg.

[Xenoneb]

You should all join my game on TWC, The First Triumvirate, about the Roman Republic (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=487471)...

[Cahoma]

You should all join my game on TWC, The First Triumvirate, about the Roman Republic (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=487471)...
I joined so it's awesome.

AND CAPO IV HAS RESUMED!

[DaveShack]

I made a (perhaps rash) assumption that the game was going to resume with a morning update, since we left off with the clock ticked out on night?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yes, we're (well, mostly khaan is) working on the nighttime writeup now.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yay!

Thanks guys for stepping in as hosts. Let's see how it plays out.

[seireikhaan]

"And now the whiz-bang gang from uptown, they're shootin' up the street
And that cat from the Bronx starts lettin' loose, but he gets blown right off his feet
And some kid comes blastin' 'round the corner, but a cop puts him right away
He lays on the street holding his leg, screaming something in Spanish, still breathing when I walked away
And somebody said, "Hey man, did you see that? His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud"
I wonder what the dude was sayin', or was he just lost in the flood?
Hey man, did you see that, those poor cats are sure messed up
I wonder what they were gettin' into, or were they just lost in the flood?"
...Lost In The Flood
...Bruce Springsteen


Seventh Night -- The Streets of Fatlington


Cecil XIX stood with his back to the wall of an old brick building, scuffing his foot on the ground. He was looking down the poorly lit alley. It was as he was pondering the improbability of the day’s events when he noticed a pair of folks approaching him. Raising an eyebrow, he started to slink the other direction.

A loud bang signified the shot that went through the back of his knee, sending Cecil staggering to the ground. The two walked up to the struggling Cecil, grinning. The one on the left, still holding a handgun, pointed it at point blank range at Cecil’s head. With the second gunshot, Cecil’s struggle came to an end in a bloody mess. The gunmen on the left flipped Cecil over, and left a silver half-dollar atop each eye, before joining the partner in stalking back into the night.


Looking back, Choxorn realized that in spite of everything, he was lucky to be alive.

He had been driving home when all of a sudden, a car veered in behind him, its engine roaring. Before Choxorn could do anything, his rear right tire had been shot out. He swerved around wildly, trying to both keep control of the car and maintain speed. Obviously, this never had a chance at working, and Choxorn finally lost control… right into the petrol station.

The two figures in the other car looked at each other, the passenger gripping a silver knife he intended to leave at the scene. They then saw Choxorn’s car get closer and closer to the pumps, its fuel starting to leak.

“Get out?” one asked.

“Not worth the risk,” the other replied, and the two drove off.

Meanwhile, Choxorn knew what was about to happen. He managed to force his car’s door open and started crawling away as fast as he could, ignoring his bleeding leg. He used the minute and a half before the station ignited wisely, clearing the blast radius. When all of the debris hit all of the ground, Choxorn finally laid down on the ground and waited for the ambulance to arrive and take him to Mercy. He was happy to make that trade.


For Jolt there would be no such miracles.His sat in his car, idling at a traffic light that had long-since turned back to green, deciding where to best spend the night. In the end, he never made the decision. It would all turn out the same anyways. Jolt was feeling the symptoms of a condition that was quickly becoming known as “Fatlington Malaise”: The loss of hope.

A car horn from behind him broke Jolt’s haze. Evidently it was an annoyed driver who was tired of waiting at the green light. Jolt rolled open his window and motioned for the driver to go around him, too distracted to care. The other driver did so, but stopped as his car was right alongside Jolt, who realized all too late what was about to happen. "They really need a faster way to roll these windows back up."

The passenger in the other car quickly uncorked three grenades, one right after another, and tossed them all into Jolt’s car before his driver sped off. Even if Jolt was able to get one out of his car, he never had a chance with the other two. The concentrated blast blew his vehicle apart from the inside. One of the largest fragments from the scene was actually a picture of Alaska, with the words “Seward’s Folly” scrawled in the outline.


Visorslash drove past an abandoned warehouse, taking a sharp right around the corner. As the vehicle whipped around the corner, the car shook violently and began to struggle along the ground. He pulled it up to the curb, cursing his luck to have a tire blow out. He stepped out, barely containing his rage. A lone man in a trench coat was standing on the street edge, hat tipped down.

“Seems you’ve a flat,” he pointed out. Visorslash scowled at how obvious the statement was. “Here, let me help you with that,” he said, pulling a knife from his coat in his left hand. Alarmed, Visorslash wheeled backwards. With a smirk, the man in the trench coat quickly pulled a pistol from his trench coat, and scored a direct shot in Visorslash’s chest. He bent down to Visorslash, who lay struggling in his own blood. “You’ve got too much ragged tire,” he said, sliding a finger along the knife. “You need to cut the bad rubber from the rest. Then, you can get to the real work.” He grazed the knife along Visorslash’s neck. “Here, let me show you what I mean….”


Dcmort’s house was built to well beyond general Fatlington standards. Standards generally didn’t concern themselves with warfare. But woe is the unprepared, he thought. With Fatlington’s “rich” history, he had its walls well-fortified above specification.
He was sitting on his doorstep, perusing an old newspaper when a vehicle pulled up the street. Sensing imminent danger, he immediately scrambled to open the door. Five tommy guns peeked out a window, spraying across the front. Dcmort was in the doorway and attempting to roll behind a wall when several bullets struck his right shoulder. Despite the impressive wound, Dcmort managed to flop behind the wall, and slammed the door shut. He immediately barred the door shut, and lumbered over to the phone. With a quick dial, the ambulance was soon on its way...


Diamondeye’s ex-wife had always told him his smoking habit would be his downfall. Whether it would be from the coughing or from financial stress, she’d say, it would finish him. So, even as he found himself backed against a wall, with three menacing gunmen patiently approaching for a good shot, he couldn’t help but grin that, one more time, she’d be proven wrong.

He took the largest huff he had ever taken in a long career of smoking and blew it all at once, the cloud being just enough to obstruct his attackers' visions long enough for Diamondeye to drop to the ground, unnoticed. From there he winged his lighter at one of his attackers' legs - success. One of them yelped in pain, jumping up and down as the other two completely dropped their focus to see what was the matter. Diamondeye used that confusion to scamper away, and when all was said and done he was too far gone for the attackers to hit. They had blown their chance.

"I do miss my lighter though," he ruminated afterwards.


Meanwhile, across town, Johnhughtom was driving like a madman as he attempted to avoid a pursuing vehicle, from which periodic gunfire was sprayed. He took a sharp left at the last moment in a four way intersection, and saw the other vehicle whiz by. But a stray bullet found its target in John’s rear left tire, and his high speed caused him to spin out of control, the car flipping onto its side.
John was smashed into the windshield, and found a shard of glass embedded in his right arm. But somehow, he had retained his coherence, and slowly crawled out. As he dislodged himself from the vehicle, arm bleeding profusely, he found himself confronted with another car staring him down. Two men emerged from the two front doors, each holding a tommie gun in their hands. John didn’t stand a chance as the two opened fire on him in the open street. One stepped up to his bullet-ridden corpse, and, producing a knife, removed first John's shoe, then his sock, and then one big toe.


What better way to end a strange day than going to the bar. It was never short of weird happenings and strange people. That was the thought process Hero Di Classico took, anyways. He ordered another round and slapped his money on the table. The man next to him seemed to be in an irate mood, as he continually badgered everyone who came by with every petty grievance he could think of. As his drink was served, the belligerent man glared over. “Who gave you the right to order that drink!” he yelled. “That… that’s my drink. Hear that?!”

Over the yelling, neither heard the door open to two folks clad in trench coats. They peered each way before finally settling on Hero, sitting in the middle of the bar. They each reached inside their coats. “Fine! Have it that way!” They saw the belligerent man take a swing at Hero, who was sent sprawling across the floor. A small gaggle of other drunken bar-goers immediately jumped into the fray, some attacking the belligerent man, others going for Hero, others having no direction at all, but only needing an excuse for a brawl. In the chaos, the two folks attempted to wheel their way around the brawl, but missed seeing Hero crawl his way out of the pile and out the side door. Hero didn’t even realize how lucky his black eye was.


Drunk Clown was resting for the moment in front of a small apartment complex. He was unsurprised to see two cloaked people approach from down the street to his left, and another to his right. He extinguished his old cigarette on the cement and pulled a new one out, holding it in his right hand. He stood up and turned to face the two. His terse face hid his nervousness. The two stopped ten feet away, with the third further back on the other side. Drunk Clown reached inside his coat pocket for his lighter. In a flash, the group of two cloak-clad folks reached for their handguns, and delivered several rounds into Drunk Clown, who fell backwards before the third, who shrugged and jaunted off, satisfied at the result.


The two examined the body for a second, and checked the pocket. “He was just reaching for a lighter…” one remarked with a slight grin. He reached inside his own coat pocket, and fished out two silver half-dollars, dated 1951. He placed on each eye, and the two left the silver-eyed Drunk Clown behind on the pavement.


Camikaze was drifting through the streets aimlessly for the night. The clear sky made for decent stargazing, despite the lights of Fatlington intruding. He didn’t the person lurking in the alley. A shot fired in the dark. Camikaze startled out of his spell as a bullet whizzed overhead, and he sprinted farther down the street. The lone gunmen waited, waiting for another gunmen who never showed….


Romanic, having finished his nightcap in the Hotel Abbatoir, was found alone on the boardwalk, arms folded, staring out at the ocean. It was long-since past tourist season in Fatlington and the weather was starting to get cold and windy, but this suited Romanic fine. It drove the other people away. He had more time to reflect, to take it all in.

Two men stepped beside him. Fatlington being Fatlington, he knew that they weren’t also seeking to get away. Their loud, brutish, and somehow still-in-time footsteps betrayed that. Romanic knew he had one chance. Without a word, he vaulted over the boardwalk’s guardrails and landed onto the small dunes below.

There was only one chance to do something – roll away, or attack? He had always tended towards “fight” over “flight”. Gripping a large amount of sand, he righted himself and threw it as hard as he could at his two attackers, who were now leaning over the guardrail, hoping to blind them.

Unfortunately, it was Fatlington in November, and the weather was starting to get cold… and windy. The sand never made it before it got blown away. Romanic’s two intended targets looked at each other and grinned.

Despite all of the wind on the beach, a picture of Alaska was found besides Romanic’s corpse. The legend “Seward’s Folly” was scrawled across it.


Zack had started his car up after the day’s events, and drove down the beach-side street, enjoying the view. He kept it at a fairly leisurely pace, until another car came up beside. Several tommie guns sprayed into his car, but he floored the pedal to top speed. He blew past the other car, and took a hard left, weaving in and around corners. It seemed the other car had not given chase, busy dealing with still another car that appeared that had two people inside intent on ramming it as much as possible. By the time the attackers shook *that* car off, Zack was long gone. Zack groaned in pain from a stray bullets in his right calf and shoulder, but it could've been far worse. He sped away as fast as he could towards the hospital, praying he didn't pass out before he got there.


09:01AM, Thursday, 5 November 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey


“….Which wraps up our discussion on last night,” Commissioner Fermanagh finished. “Now, onto the post-mortem results.”


Fermanagh took a moment to re-organize his notes.


“It seems we had great success with our lynch! We discovered evidence that Ishmael was helping organize a cell of communists trying to overthrow Fatlington! His death will surely be a great blow to their efforts. As well, it seems that Bow-wow-wow was a very ordinary, innocent person. Similarly, Slysnake and Lord Brennus were innocent.


Fermanagh scowled for a moment as he continued down his notes.


“Unfortunately, we discovered Suburban Plankton to have been one of Fatlington’s investigators trying to help us uproot the mafia menace. We can’t keep losing our best and brightest if we’re to topple the threats against us!”


With a short sigh, Fermanagh welcomed Captain Blackadder to the podium, indicating that the time for lynch was at hand.


OOC

Day Eight, lynch votes and selections, begins:

Phase ends:


Thanks for the patience, everyone. We'll do our best so you can too. Good luck, and thanks once again for bearing with us. Results will be out as soon as we can.

Remember, do NOT edit a post with a vote in it; post the change in a separate post.


Attacked = 41: a completely inoffensive name (n2), Ameranth (n3), Askthepizzaguy (n1, n2, n4, n5), Cahoma (n2), Camikaze (n7)Cecil XIX (n3, n6), Chaotix (n2, n3), Craterus (n3), Diamondeye (n7), Diana Abnoba (n6), Drunk Clown (n4, n5), Earthling (n1), edse (n5), El Barto (n2), Erebus (n5, n6), Hero di Classico (n7), Ishmael (n4), J.D. (n6), johnhughthom (n4), Master Necromanver (n2), Montmorency (n2, n4), Psychonaut (n5), Raskolnikov (n1), Sasaki Kojiro (n4), scottishranger (n4), Secura (n3), Slash and earn (n1, n6), slysnake (n1, n3), Suburban Plankton (n4), taillesskangaru (n3), Zack (n6)

Wounded = 10: Choxorn (n7), dcmort93 (n7), edse (n5), Erebus (n6), Lord Brennus (n3), Psychonaut (n6), Slysnake (n1, n3), Tratorix (n4), Zack (n7)

Killed = 26: Ameranth [wiseguy] (n4), Arjos (n3), Bow-wow-wow (n5), ByzantineKnight (n6), Captain Black Adder [townie] (n1), Cecil XIX (n7), Drunk Clown (n7), El Barto (n3), ELITEWARMAN8GINGYBREADMENMILK [townie] (n2), J.D. (n6), Johnhughthom (n7), Jolt (n7), Kagemusha (n6), Lord Brennus (n5), Lord Winter [wiseguy] (n4), Moros [luca] (n2), Nictel (n6), Pharoah [townie] (n2), Raskolnikov (n6), Romanic (n7) slysnake (n5), Suburban Plankton (n5), TinCow (n3), Tratorix (n6), Visorslash (n7)Xenoneb (n3)

Lynched = 6: Earthling (d2) [townie], a completely inoffensive name [townie](d3), Subotan [wiseguy] (d3), Major Robert Dump (d4), Ishmael (d5), Montmorency (d6)

Wogged = 4: bestrfcplayer (n6), cpdwane (n4), Master Necromanver (n4), taillesskangaru (n4)

Added: Autolycus (d4)

Active:

AggonyKing, Andres, Askthepizzaguy, Autolycus, B Ray, Backwards Logic, Beefy187, Believer, Beskar, BillMc, BSmith, ByzantineKnight, Cahoma, Camikaze, Captain Blackadder, Chaotix, Choxorn, Clitsome, Craterus, Crazed Rabbit, DaveShack, dcmort93, Death is yonder, Diamondeye, Diana Abnoba, Double A, edse, Erebus, Frozen In Ice, fubbleskag, fyremarble, GamezRule, gibsonsg91921, gnarleycharlie, God Emperor, Guiri, hero di classic, Ibn-Khaldun, Ironside, Ishmael, Jarema, J.D., Johhog, kennigit, Khazaar, Krill, landlubber, LazyMcCrow, Lewwyn, Memnon, Monk, Neri, Nictel, Nightbringer, Niklas, O!TheLastDays!, Peasant Phil, Populous Romanus, Psychonaut, qlphz, Renata, Riedquat, Robbiecon, Sasaki Kojiro, Scienter, scottishranger, Secura, Seon, shlin28, Sigurd, Silver Jan, SisterCoyote, Skotsko, slash and earn, Sprig, sturmhauke, Thefluffyone93, The Stranger, ULC, White_eyes:D, Winston Hughes, woad&fangs, Xehh II, Yaropolk, Zack, Zim

[GeneralHankerchief]

Feedback PMs will go back tomorrow morning/early afternoon Eastern. The man needs his sleep.

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEu4piLKww



Lyrics slightly altered.


The violence explodes, blood spatter in the roads
Either drop tha hits like Vito Corleone or get tha heck off tha commode
Wit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha bodies drop
This Capo di Capi yo, don't call this a co-op
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of tha Mafia Dons
Five crime family fist-a-gon
Tha rotten sore on tha face of Fatlington gets bigger
Tha triggers cold empty ya purse

Rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells

Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a library
Line up to tha mind cemetary now
What we don't know keeps tha Fatlings alive an movin'
They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells
Rally round tha family, pockets full of shells

Rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round the family! With a pocket full of shells

Bulls on parade!






The Anachronism hour with Santino Slice Senior




"buon giorno, good people of Fatlington. This is the General Manager of Radio City, Santino "Saucy" Slice Senior, filling in for my son DJ Slice who is still in custody after his wrongful arrest and drumhead trial. My lawyers are petitioning the governor for a swift release but the Commissioner of this town is too stubborn to admit defeat. Rest assured, the civil rights of my family will be upheld, or there will be hell to pay in this town. I guarantee you that.

The song you just heard was "Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against The Machine. This is a shout-out to all the other families in town... the time to stand up and march proudly is here. Not only are the police running scared, too timid to come out even in the day time, but the united families of Fatlington have cleaned up the streets. No petty crimes occur on our watch. Nobody dares cross The Family. We do more for this city, without a dime of government money, than an army of policemen ever could. Further, our program of teaching Fatlings how to defend themselves has proven to be more effective than curfews and neighborhood watch programs. Now, somebody steps outta line.... *BANG* He learned his manners the hard way. As well it should be. A community should be filled with people who respect one another. I will not tolerate disrespect.

That know-nothing reporter Askthepizzaguy has been fired. As the head of La Resistance and with my connections to the family, I can tell you more or less exactly what happened last night, cutting straight through all the bulls.... on parade.






Last night, the following Fatlings were attacked and survived: choxorn, dcmort, Diamondeye, classical_hero, Camikaze, Zack
However, the following Fatlings were attacked and did not survive: Cecil XIX, Jolt, Visorslash, Johnhughthom, Drunk Clown, Romanic


And this is what really happened, according to my inside sources.



Cecil XIX was killed by the Stracchi family.
Choxorn was attacked by, I believe, the Barzini family. Survived by sorta-luck, took a trip to the hospital.
Jolt was killed by the Corleone family.
Visorslash was killed by the Serial Killer. The rogue detectives working for me will avenge this loss.... I swear it. Visor was important to me.
DCmort was attacked by 5 vigilantes. He survived by sorta-luck, took a trip to the hospital.
Diamondeye was attacked by 3.... I'm going to say wiseguys, unaffiliated with myself. Don't know how he survived, I'll guess it was luck.
Johnhughthom was killed by the Cunio family.
Classical hero was attacked by gangsters, but survived due to luck. No read on which family.
Drunk Clown was killed by the Stracchi family.
Camikaze was attacked by a gangster who was missing a partner.
Romanic was killed by the Corleone family.
Zack was attacked and survived by sorta-luck.




Bada bing, bada boom. That's that.



If you would like to join the mafia families of Fatlington [and you really, really should....] or wish to be considered neutral in the matter, contact General Manager Santino Slice at 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). If you wish to remain a townie, then I urge you to consider doing protection groups only. It is how you can remain alive without interfering with the Family business. If you step out of line and perform an unauthorized vigilante kill, you will never be considered mafia material, and you will be buried in an unmarked grave at the bottom of the river.

Stay tuned for these words from our associates: Pay your rent on time or they'll never find what's left of you, capisce?






And now, a special announcement from Senator Askthepizzaguy.




https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Misc/Chess/Palp012.png



Senator: "Hello, my friends. As you well know, we will be selecting a new Director soon, after the current one is disposed of.


Do you feel your needs are truly being met by the current committee leadership? Do you feel partisan politics are tearing us apart? Don't you wonder why no one else will assist you in meeting your career goals? Unemployment in New Jersey is still high. Why aren't the legitimate, elected leaders doing anything to help you, the common Fatling?

Oh, my opponents will tell you that I'm only interested in serving my own ambitions. But my friends, who is it that has stood by you all along, guarded your secrets, helped you attain your goals, and ensured that you were not killed in the crossfire of this ugly criminal uprising? As Director of the Committee, I promise you, we will turn this unemployment situation around, and there will be jobs for everyone. Two cars in every garage, and a tommy gun for every Fatling.

If elected, I promise to put an end to corruption. The so-called law abiding leadership writes the laws in such a way that favors only them, and they know all the loopholes to avoid being caught by previous laws, and even if caught, they are tough to prosecute and have vast resources. As a man with a poor background, I turned to crime... I know many of you have. The Fatlington Police considers us all to be a threat. But, my friends, we are the people.... our elected representatives no longer serve us. They wish to condemn us. If they cannot be turned, they must be destroyed.

Join me, and together we can bring about a new era of peace and prosperity to this Republic.






https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Misc/Chess/Palp019.png


Select: Askthepizzaguy
for Supreme Director of Fatlington

:2thumbsup: Why settle for the lesser of two evils? :2thumbsup:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Note: Attack on Johnhughthom appears to have the wrong family given credit for it.

The Stracchi didn't attack John.

EDIT: The writeup appears to be fixed, with proper credits to the Cunio.

[Cahoma]

So what now? Do we try and get ATPG lynched again? Or do we go after someone else?

It's been a while, but I don't really remember if we had any other suspicions.

[Visor]

*sighs*

*grumbles*

Kill em all.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So what now? Do we try and get ATPG lynched again? Or do we go after someone else?

It's been a while, but I don't really remember if we had any other suspicions.

I think it's time for Captain Blackadder's dishonorable discharge!

Vote: Captain Blackadder

No more years! No more years! No more years!

[Cahoma]

Vote: ATPG just in case I lose internet and won't be able to come back till night time.

[LazyMcCrow]

vote: Askthepizzaemperor

This town is certainly in trouble if he is allowed to continue down the path of the dark side. He can't be allowed to escape the law again.

While I was dubious about General Hankerchiefs motives after his revealed discussion with Chancellor Pizzatine, I am willing to give his stunt double a shot at pulling the situation back from the precipice.

select: Capt. Blackadder

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: Askthepizzaemperor

This town is certainly in trouble if he is allowed to continue down the path of the dark side. He can't be allowed to escape the law again.

The town will have difficulty escaping the "law" very, very soon.... :mellow:


While I was dubious about General Hankerchiefs motives

Sneezy had but one objective: to go mafia and become Capo himself. That you would be so willing to trust his double speaks very poorly of the town's sense of urgency or danger.

I hate to break it to you, but the criminals control the vote now. Whoever dies today does so with the Family's consent and approval.

You will not destroy me. You will die trying.

[Death is yonder]

Select: Shlin28
Clearly only shlin can be trusted to lead us into the future :beam:

However, clearly GH must be very strongly looked at after this is done.


FYI, ATPG is just a wiseguy. He was hit with a role penetrating investigation on Night 5 that said exactly that and that he was not associated with any mafia family. I consulted with Seamus, and role penetrations cannot be spoofed or faked in any manner. The format of the investigation results also matches perfectly with the formatting of other investigation results PMs I have seen, right down to individual night variations, so the results themselves are not fake. ATPG is an unaffiliated wiseguy and nothing more. All of his text-walls and PMs about being anything else are just made up for his own personal entertainment and to direct the game in a way he thinks is interesting. He will probably try and form his own mafia family eventually, but he has not done so at the moment, he has no special role, and he is not some incredible Capo boogeyman.

Do with that information what you will.

Which begs the question of why GH did what he did with this in mind.

Still, someone has too much power, and it isn't me! :stare:

Vote: ATPG


You will die trying.

*waves magic wand*

You are now a tasty T-Bone steak, flame grilled to perfection.

"Release the hounds!" *cackles*

[Cahoma]

Select: Sturmhauke

He's the one in charge of the pro-townie defence so I say we make him director!

[Peasant Phill]

Vote: ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

Which begs the question of why GH did what he did with this in mind.

He did not realize how much more progress the other families had made; his plans were all in imminent danger.

He risked everything to bring it all down, and the gamble didn't pay.


He's the one in charge of the pro-townie defence so I say we make him director!


:laugh4: Make the pro-town vigilante unable to kill? Awesome.

Also, he's the one in charge of the pro-town defense? Really? Read the reports of what happened. Where were the doctors? Whose lives were saved by doctors? Where was the pro-town vigilantism? Which scumbags got taken down?

I ask you this, who showed up and did their not-very-pro-town vigilantism? I'll give you a hint; EVERYONE except one person, whose absence was predicted.

Are you absolutely certain sturmwalker is in charge of anything but his own delusions of grandeur? Or is it possible they've conquered him instead?

[Sigurd]

I am gonna put in here what I originally posted when the thread was closed...



How thoughtful of you. Perhaps I'll send you some undercover agents as well. It would be the polite thing to do.
Yes.... Don Cunnio.
Oh, don't look surprised. I know who you are.
Ever since I realized the faults of communism and renounced it, I have worked the streets spreading the good word of something better. I have knocked the doors with my black badge and the good book, giving the people answers to tough questions. Questions like "why are we here?" and "where are we going after?".
I have seen the fright of your neighbors when I ask about you. I have seen how shady men defer to you, the late meetings in your home, the fancy cars and wealth you display. Yeah, I even saw your last name on the mailbox mr. Cunnio, and added up the clues.
If I am to be an instrument of God to establish a Zion in Fatlington, I need to help in the work of dethroning Satan and his lackeys. Criminal elements like you should go.
The hand of God is protecting me in this work and He shall prevail. The noose is waiting you on the morrow.

vote: sturmhauke

[shlin28]

Wow this game moved fast in my absence...

Clearly anyone who ever worked with ATPG is now a suspect (including me), so I don't think anyone with such links should be Director. Half tempted to do an about face and select Sigurd, if only to prevent giving power to ATPG and Co.

As for votes, Vote: ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

Wow this game moved fast in my absence...

Clearly anyone who ever worked with ATPG is now a suspect (including me), so I don't think anyone with such links should be Director. Half tempted to do an about face and select Sigurd, if only to prevent giving power to ATPG and Co.

As for votes, Vote: ATPG

Perhaps I should order you to change your vote, or threaten to expose you. Which gangster are you, shlin28?

Don't be shy now. Remember, we're in the majority. :beam:

You'd do much better voting for Sturmhauke. Or Blackadder.

[Cahoma]

I am gonna put in here what I originally posted when the thread was closed...


Yes.... Don Cunnio.
Oh, don't look surprised. I know who you are.
Ever since I realized the faults of communism and renounced it, I have worked the streets spreading the good word of something better. I have knocked the doors with my black badge and the good book, giving the people answers to tough questions. Questions like "why are we here?" and "where are we going after?".
I have seen the fright of your neighbors when I ask about you. I have seen how shady men defer to you, the late meetings in your home, the fancy cars and wealth you display. Yeah, I even saw your last name on the mailbox mr. Cunnio, and added up the clues.
If I am to be an instrument of God to establish a Zion in Fatlington, I need to help in the work of dethroning Satan and his lackeys. Criminal elements like you should go.
The hand of God is protecting me in this work and He shall prevail. The noose is waiting you on the morrow.

vote: sturmhauke
wat

[Askthepizzaguy]

wat

Sturmhauke is Don Cunio, and you're Luca Cunio. Don't act all surprised.

You were gonna get exposed eventually. Why not admit your guilt now, in front of everyone? Who is going to stop you anyway? The townies???

[Askthepizzaguy]

Could this be why you want to make the "pro-town vigilante" the Director who can't kill?

Pretty nifty place to stick a mafia Don. They don't kill, they just sorta sit on their butts surrounded by goons and stuff.

Select: Sturmhauke

Enlightened rule by the mafia is superior to this town-led debacle.

[God Emperor]

This game has been on a hold so I have forgotten; who is our current director?
if possible, we should aim for a double lynch, I.E ATPG and Sturmhauke (if he really is don Cunio)

[Askthepizzaguy]

This game has been on a hold so I have forgotten; who is our current director?
if possible, we should aim for a double lynch, I.E ATPG and Sturmhauke (if he really is don Cunio)

I'm your current Director, and I promise we will soon have this whole mafia infestation cleaned up. That's a re-election campaign promise.

Remember, I ordered Nictel brought down and he was absolutely mafia scum. Also, Earthling confessed to using communist code words. I'm pretty sure he was guilty of something. I was also the only one here brave enough to single-handedly pwn Don Tataglia in one-on-one combat. I made him weep like an infant.

All the pro-townies should follow my advice: Don't try to lynch me. The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be game-breaking. :evil:

[God Emperor]

Sorry for the double post, but I think they are best kept seperate. Fact of the matter is that I have a gut feeling that ATPG is telling the truth and if so, then we have an obvious problem concerning 'who is going to be the next director'.
I am willing to step in as a candidate, if people are willing to support me ... and push for double lynches, as I think that seems necessary
Select: God Emperor

[Askthepizzaguy]

unselect, select: TheFluffyOne

Because he appreciates how awesome these Director selection votes are, the day after we selected a Director. :grin:

Next up, I nominate Kermit the Frog to be Secretary of Defense. :army:

And Peasant Phill as Secretary of Agriculture! He's got the wheat-farming experience we need! :aquarius:

[Cahoma]

I don't think we should jump to conclusions about Sturmhauke before Sigurd have brought up some real evidence.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I don't think we should jump to conclusions about Sturmhauke before Sigurd have brought up some real evidence.

The cat's out of the bag, man! Hiding under a melon!

Nobody cares if sturmhauke's a mafia Don, they'd rather lynch me today. I'm warning you, I'll expose the Stracchi and the Corleone next if this wagon isn't reversed.

[johnhughthom]

That's just gosh-darned rude, you could have killed me while I was inactive, waiting until I'm able to play again and then killing me...

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's just gosh-darned rude, you could have killed me while I was inactive, waiting until I'm able to play again and then killing me...

You decided to put ponies in your sig, now you live with the consequences.

Figuratively speaking of course, not literally.... :wink:

[johnhughthom]

You decided to put ponies in your sig, now you live with the consequences.

Figuratively speaking of course, not literally.... :wink:

Glances into his bedroom.

Um, yes, figuratively...

[Death is yonder]

You know why pizza is truly Emperor Palpatine? Because his acting is truly superb :rolleyes:

10/10 for illusions of mafia dominion

Anyway, lets not forget this pm from ATPG to landlubber, as posted by GH in post #2464:


I have connections to the Mob Lawyer. His function is to prevent lynches on scumbags. You're a scumbag, thing is, it's too late to protect you today.

Buuuuut.

We can protect you tomorrow. But it is a waste of his time to protect anyone besides me, unless he's sure that guy gets lynched.

So we are going to try to get you lynched except, we're going to be deceptive about it.

In this fiction, you will play the role of a big time mafia gangster, a Luca of the Cunnio family. [to protect your family's identity].

You will discuss recruiting me into the Cunnio family, with the toe-lopping kills. I'll pretend to be interested, and try to get the name of your Don and your Made, but you won't budge. I ask for a quicktopic where we can talk, and we make one, but only you ever show up. So I get all pissy.

And the story goes that I reveal you to the entire town tomorrow and demand you die.

So, the votes pile up on you, and you reveal.... you're not actually Luca Cunnio. You are THE WOLF.

HOLY !

You ask all gangsters to contact you so you can organize the mafia under your command.

The wagon on you becomes HUGE.

Then, you survive.



Then you explain OOOPS I survived that because I'm THE WOLF you geniuses.

So, they try to lynch you again the next day and it fails AGAIN.

And I protect you at night with a mafia-aligned doctor. For the epic luls.


This is going to be spectacu-licious. Trust me, I can do all of this flawlessly.

Double lynch on landlubber and pizza.

Unvote: ATPG
Vote: landlubber

Tally:
ATPG: 3(Cahoma, Peasant Phill, Shlin28)
sturmhauke: Sigurd
landlubber: DiY

[Riedquat]

Double lynch on landlubber and pizza.

Unvote: ATPG
Vote: landlubber

Do you think it is going to work? :rolleyes:

Vote: Atpg
Select: abstain for the time being.

[Death is yonder]

Do you think it is going to work? :rolleyes:

Are you going to stop me Riedquat?

[Riedquat]

Are you going to stop me Riedquat?

No! I'm going to help if it is going to work. Now, again, do you think it is going to work?

[Death is yonder]

No! I'm going to help if it is going to work. Now, again, do you think it is going to work?

He's a confirmed scum my friend. Why wouldn't it work? The question here, is not whether I think it's going to work, but rather, do you believe in lies?

Also, since shlin seems unwilling:

Unselect: shlin28
Select: God Emperor

For anyone unsure, I'm inclined to believe that GE is a figure that can and should be followed in these dark times. Unless you're telling me you want to select Captain Blackadder, who if I must remind you, is replacing GH, who deliberately lied about ATPG for unknown circumstances (proved by Tincow, our revealed Fatlington Police Detective).

And he seems willing to do the right thing:


I am willing to step in as a candidate, if people are willing to support me ... and push for double lynches, as I think that seems necessary

If you're telling me you don't want landlubber the confirmed scum dead, as well as ATPG the one who everyone has told everything to, then I'll be looking at you in a mighty curious manner.

All in one phase to.

Onward, to debunk the notion that the mafia control Fatlington's vote

You said it before in Netherworld III, though then it was to the cultists. You asked them to prove they had the manpower to dominate the town. And they did.

Will the mafia likewise act? Or will they show ATPG to be just a lul-seeking wiseguy? Find out, in the next installment of "The Wheeze-pire Strikes Back"

[God Emperor]

what DiY is saying is correct. Push for a double lynch of ATPG and Landlubber.
Vote: Landlubber

Every Townie that is ready to fight ATPG's endless propaganda, please contact me. The town is not the doomed little refugee camp that ATPG makes it up to be. I will inform you further on what is going to happen, and how we organize when I recieve a pm from you guys.


:2thumbsup:

I am possitive on how this will work, and we have taken the necessary precautions so that the network will function efficient.
I look forward to hear from you :bow: We will strike the mafia, and we will strike hard!

[Riedquat]

He's a confirmed scum my friend. Why wouldn't it work? The question here, is not whether I think it's going to work, but rather, do you believe in lies?

Depends of the quality of the liar... I guess... :clown:




For anyone unsure, I'm inclined to believe that GE is a figure that can and should be followed in these dark times. Unless you're telling me you want to select Captain Blackadder, who if I must remind you, is replacing GH, who deliberately lied about ATPG for unknown circumstances (proved by Tincow, our revealed Fatlington Police Detective).

Please, re-enlighten me about the director lies, the lies that weren't later confirmed by public or private Atpg's comments...



If you're telling me you don't want landlubber the confirmed scum dead, as well as ATPG the one who everyone has told everything to, then I'll be looking at you in a mighty curious manner.

:inquisitive:

I didn't tell anything, just pointing out there is a big chance of someone messing the votes at late stage.



You said it before in Netherworld III, though then it was to the cultists. You asked them to prove they had the manpower to dominate the town. And they did.

:inquisitive: Did I? I'm confused! :dizzy2: I was cultist and you were a dead cultist... I don't remember asking such a thing because it was proven we were dominating the town at that time...

But I agree, I don't think the mafia controls anything at this stage.

[edse]

The risk for a double lynch to fail is too large, let's concentrate on ATPG. Select: God Emperor Vote: ATPG

[ByzantineKnight]

Vote: ATPG

[Riedquat]

Vote: ATPG

Sorry but you can't vote any more... you died some time ago...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Sturmhauke probably is a don. I trust pizza to serve up someone guilty to save himself. Have you been in any confirmed protections sturmhauke?

[Montmorency]

Don't even think of trying to double lynch, town. Or do you expect the scum to just sit that one out?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I totally won't save myself at the last minute.

Pinky. Swear.

[Montmorency]

Ah. Has anyone noticed that there was no Neutral Avenger episode last night?

And a Serial Killer/Don just happened to start killing, for the first time, on N7?

Hmmmmm...

[Chaotix]

The lawyer isn't going to let ATPG be lynched. May as well forget about it till we kill the lawyer.

Vote: sturmhauke

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ah. Has anyone noticed that there was no Neutral Avenger episode last night?

The Neutral Avenger will return soon, sporting the same umbrella I used to kill J.D., Johnhughthom, Yaropolk, Pannonian, and DJGingivitis.

:beam:


And now, a message from the Select Askthepizzaguy campaign.




Select Askthepizzaguy for Supreme Director of the Committee
When it's raining bullets, you can stand under my umbrella.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcKaTTFRDT4&feature=related



You had my heart
and We'll never be worlds apart
Maybe in magazines
but you still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
you cant see shiny cars
and that's when you need my there
with you I always share
Because

When the sun shines we'll shine together
told you I'll be here forever
said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath Imma stick it out till the end
Now that its raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
you can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under My Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under My Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

these Fancy Things
Will never come in between
You're part of my entity
if for Infinity
When the world has took its part
When the world has dealt it's cards
if the hand is hard
Together we'll mend your heart
Because

When the sun shines we'll shine together
told you I'll be here forever
said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath Imma stick it out till the end
Now that its raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
you can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under My Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under My Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[TheLastDays]

vote: (Don) sturmhauke

select: Oh! TheLastDays!

There you have it, I don't trust any of you anymore.

[Death is yonder]

Please, re-enlighten me about the director lies, the lies that weren't later confirmed by public or private Atpg's comments...

GH claimed (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137953-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-IV-In-Play&p=2053382162&viewfull=1#post2053382162)that ATPG was Luca Cunnio.

Our resident dead Fatlington Police detective Tincow, who was the one who brought this whole situation to the public limelight, by asking ATPG: "So how's the mafia alliance coming" - in near exact words which you can find somewhere page 81-82 or 83 if you are using 30 posts per page like me, says that ATPG: (Post #2721)


FYI, ATPG is just a wiseguy. He was hit with a role penetrating investigation on Night 5 that said exactly that and that he was not associated with any mafia family. I consulted with Seamus, and role penetrations cannot be spoofed or faked in any manner. The format of the investigation results also matches perfectly with the formatting of other investigation results PMs I have seen, right down to individual night variations, so the results themselves are not fake. ATPG is an unaffiliated wiseguy and nothing more. All of his text-walls and PMs about being anything else are just made up for his own personal entertainment and to direct the game in a way he thinks is interesting. He will probably try and form his own mafia family eventually, but he has not done so at the moment, he has no special role, and he is not some incredible Capo boogeyman.

Do with that information what you will.

Personally this indicates that GH has an agenda, the whole scenario is a power struggle even, or whatever it really was, maybe even aggrieved mafia, its not public yet whatever it is. Regardless, it showed that GH has lied and cannot be trusted, and thus neither can Capt BA.


I didn't tell anything, just pointing out there is a big chance of someone messing the votes at late stage.

We'll see who does that. Why would any sane townie want to avoid the double lynch taking place, or for that matter, any sane mafioso who wants to maintain his cover? And if Capt. BA doesn't execute them both, then he's a scumbag too, its as simple as that. Either they do what has been laid out for them, in the case of our two lynchees landlubber and ATPG, die, or they die later, that's all there is to it.


Did I? I'm confused! I was cultist and you were a dead cultist... I don't remember asking such a thing because it was proven we were dominating the town at that time...

We, the cult, were saying that it was pointless for the townies and whoever it was left to resist, because at the time they were saying how they should attempt to lynch john or someone and see who tried to save him, putting the cult's claims about numerical superiority/parity to the test. Indeed, we ended up forcing a lynch anyway. What is happening here is that instead, ATPG's claims are going to be put to the test.


The lawyer isn't going to let ATPG be lynched. May as well forget about it till we kill the lawyer.

So you're saying that basically Seamus put in a role that allows someone to stay lynch free for the entirety of the game? A mafia lawyer to boot? I strongly doubt that.

Sigurd's claims have no merit until he coughs up evidence. Even GH had some "evidence". I fail to see why anyone of any stature could believe it, unless they saw it provided a reasonable smokescreen for their scumbag actions. Sigurd pretended to be a communist leader. Now he suddenly knows who a don is? Remarkable.

How does he know sturmhauke is a don? Specifically Don Cunnio? Really. Along with all these ATPG's psychological intimidation and reverse psychology by endorsing sturmhauke, which is basically the only thing he has left to do, how remarkably cooincidental.

How is one to accept that Sigurd 'accidentally' stumbled upon the identity of a don? And who would tell him? Why him?

These are questions that are not being asked and one really has to wonder why. You certainly don't strike me as the type to sit down Chaotix. If you are hesitant about lynching ATPG because he's supposedly protected every day phase by a hypothetically imbalanced lawyer who can rescue him every day phase, then vote landlubber, our confirmed mafia scum.

If you vote for sturmhauke, you believe that:
1. Sigurd is telling the truth, which then begs the question of why YOU are not asking yourself those questions on the credibility of Sigurd's claim
2. You believe that the townies should all give up to the mafia

You don't strike me as a candidate in categories 1 and 2 Chaotix. Why are you really voting sturmhauke?
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tl;dr summary of the Sigurd Claims:

Joseph McCarthy:

"The State Department is infested with communists. I have here in my hand a list of 205—a list of names that were made known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State Department"

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay, it was funny.... then it was less funny, now it's getting sad, so I'll just state it bluntly.

We selected GH/Blackadder yesterday. That means we don't get to select another Director until tomorrow.

If you guys make me Director, I promise to keep track of these sorts of things for you. :bow:



Also, Death is yonder, my eyes. Seriously. Bolding is sufficient.

[Death is yonder]

Why landlubber is guilty:


I have connections to the Mob Lawyer. His function is to prevent lynches on scumbags. You're a scumbag, thing is, it's too late to protect you today.

Buuuuut.

We can protect you tomorrow. But it is a waste of his time to protect anyone besides me, unless he's sure that guy gets lynched.

So we are going to try to get you lynched except, we're going to be deceptive about it.

In this fiction, you will play the role of a big time mafia gangster, a Luca of the Cunnio family. [to protect your family's identity].

You will discuss recruiting me into the Cunnio family, with the toe-lopping kills. I'll pretend to be interested, and try to get the name of your Don and your Made, but you won't budge. I ask for a quicktopic where we can talk, and we make one, but only you ever show up. So I get all pissy.

And the story goes that I reveal you to the entire town tomorrow and demand you die.

So, the votes pile up on you, and you reveal.... you're not actually Luca Cunnio. You are THE WOLF.

HOLY !

You ask all gangsters to contact you so you can organize the mafia under your command.

The wagon on you becomes HUGE.

Then, you survive.



Then you explain OOOPS I survived that because I'm THE WOLF you geniuses.

So, they try to lynch you again the next day and it fails AGAIN.

And I protect you at night with a mafia-aligned doctor. For the epic luls.


This is going to be spectacu-licious. Trust me, I can do all of this flawlessly.

This is a pm from ATPG to landlubber, posted by GH publicly in post #2464 (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137953-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-IV-In-Play&p=2053382162&viewfull=1#post2053382162)

There seems to be a beyond cooincidental referencing to the Cunnio Family, taking place once GH claimed that ATPG is Luca Cunnio. Now, supposedly landlubber is a Cunnio Made, and sturmhauke is Don Cunnio. :laugh4::laugh4:

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Why GH is Shown to have manipulated his Evidence:


Several nights ago I got approached by an anonymous source who told me that he wanted protection on him for the night and that ATPG was Luca Cunnio. After some nice efforts by a few people, I've concluded that ATPG is likely Cunnio, and most definitely scum. But not is he only scum, he's also the type of scum that betrays his own kind.

So you've got an anonymous source who wants protection on him, when you don't even know his name? I see. So that somehow leads to you concluding that ATPG is likely Cunnio, and probably Luca Cunnio, and wait for it, he's actually something else and the Luca role is a cover! How detrimental to a single family, I doubt Seamus would allow it. Seems more reasonable to trust Tincow the Fatlington PD detective, who says ATPG is just a wiseguy who everyone revealed to, meta style.

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Then, contrary to his previously posted claims, he then posts a pm from landlubber, who gave it to him, GH, after receiving it from ATPG.


You will discuss recruiting me into the Cunnio family, with the toe-lopping kills.

Why would ATPG say this to landlubber if ATPG was supposedly already in the Cunnio family?

How would someone like GH overlook this very important fact? GH WAS manipulating the evidence to suit his own needs.
----------

Also, Death is yonder, my eyes. Seriously. Bolding is sufficient.

I apologize, but bolding and underlining loses its meaning after being done in bulk, due to the numerous number of important points, as well as get lost in the midst of bigger posts. Colours catch the eye.


With a short sigh, Fermanagh welcomed Captain Blackadder to the podium, indicating that the time for lynch was at hand.


OOC

Day Eight, lynch votes and selections, begins:

Phase ends:
1 Day, 4 Hours, 36 Minutes, 9 Seconds

Thanks for the patience, everyone. We'll do our best so you can too. Good luck, and thanks once again for bearing with us. Results will be out as soon as we can.

Remember, do NOT edit a post with a vote in it; post the change in a separate post.

Post by 'khaan (not GH sorry) to start off the phase.

[classical_hero]

vote:sturmhauke

[Death is yonder]

And thus the mindless sheep act continues.

Why are you voting for him classical? Because Sigurd somehow became the most reliable source in game with his bundle of substantiated evidence? And because taking a bet to leap through the flames for your one billion and two dollars is far better and safer than the one billion dollars you are already guaranteed now, with confirmed scums such as landlubber, and too knowledgeable on illicit activities and cooperative with the mafia - individuals like ATPG?

[sturmhauke]

You guys are seriously buying this lie that I'm a Don? Really? If I hang, you all can rot. I won't give your names up but beyond that I will stop caring.

[sturmhauke]

Select: Sturmhauke

He's the one in charge of the pro-townie defence so I say we make him director!

I called out GH for hiding behind the Directorship, I will not do the same. Select someone else.


:laugh4: Make the pro-town vigilante unable to kill? Awesome.

Also, he's the one in charge of the pro-town defense? Really? Read the reports of what happened. Where were the doctors? Whose lives were saved by doctors? Where was the pro-town vigilantism? Which scumbags got taken down?

I ask you this, who showed up and did their not-very-pro-town vigilantism? I'll give you a hint; EVERYONE except one person, whose absence was predicted.

Are you absolutely certain sturmwalker is in charge of anything but his own delusions of grandeur? Or is it possible they've conquered him instead?

I had to guess who to protect, obviously I guessed wrong. Such is life.


Sturmhauke probably is a don. I trust pizza to serve up someone guilty to save himself.

You should trust ATPG only to serve up whoever suits his purposes, such as eliminating a threat to himself.


Have you been in any confirmed protections sturmhauke?

I've done protection the past two nights, but neither target was attacked.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

It's perfectly plausible that Sigurd acquired insider information (and he implied that by being so specific). I had the impression you were in protection groups, any successful protections? That could prove you innocent...


edit: didn't see your reply

[Cahoma]

Unselect: Sturmhauke
As I've said earlier, untill Sigurd can back his claim up with some evidence I see no reason to why we should lynch him.

I say Landlubber or ATPG.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Cahoma's posts about sturmhauke are pretty suspicious.

[Cahoma]

The only reason people are voting for Sturmhauke is because Sigurd claimed he was mafia. There was no proof at all. It'd be like me saying "Sasaki is a Don, let's lynch him" and then people just start voting for you.

[Riedquat]

GH claimed (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137953-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-IV-In-Play&p=2053382162&viewfull=1#post2053382162)that ATPG was Luca Cunnio.


Several nights ago I got approached by an anonymous source who told me that he wanted protection on him for the night and that ATPG was Luca Cunnio.


After some nice efforts by a few people, I've concluded that ATPG is likely Cunnio, and most definitely scum. But not is he only scum, he's also the type of scum that betrays his own kind.


He claims Cunnio to me.

Not exactly the same thing as GH claiming he was Luca Cunnio... perhaps semantics confuses me... but also very opportune to ask questions when they can't be answered by Captain Blackadder...

[GeneralHankerchief]

All Director votes today are invalid. The next Director selection process does not take place until tomorrow.

[TheLastDays]

And thus the mindless sheep act continues.

Why are you voting for him classical? Because Sigurd somehow became the most reliable source in game with his bundle of substantiated evidence? And because taking a bet to leap through the flames for your one billion and two dollars is far better and safer than the one billion dollars you are already guaranteed now, with confirmed scums such as landlubber, and too knowledgeable on illicit activities and cooperative with the mafia - individuals like ATPG?

Feel the pain, DiY. Feel the pain I felt during the endgame of Netherworld. :yes:

[The Stranger]

All Director votes today are invalid. The next Director selection process does not take place until tomorrow.

yall noobs.

[sturmhauke]

Here are all my night action and response PMs, edited to hide the identities of group members. My PMs are in blue, responses from Seamus are in green.

N1 action
I will form a vigilante group with the following people and attack Askthepizzaguy: [REDACTED] I don't know about the others, but I'm using a baseball bat.

n1 attack on atpg
Failure because the target was protected; incomplete coordination

N2 action
I will form a vigilante group with [REDACTED] and attack ELITEWARMAN8GINGYBREADMENMILK with a golf club. Fore!

n2 attack on Elite...
Success, the target was killed.

N3 orders
I will form a vigilante group with [REDACTED] to attack Ameranth. My weapon of choice this evening will be a pool cue.

n3 attack results
Failure, the target got lucky

N4 orders
I will form a vig group with [REDACTED] and attack Ameranth. My weapon this evening will be a civilized polo mallet.

n4 attack on ameranth
success!
By the way, if the narrative was unclear, all six of you were participating.

promotion to Wiseguy
Random dot org selected you to be offered promotion to wiseguy. Do you accept?

Re: promotion to Wiseguy
No thank you, I decline the promotion.

N5 orders
I will form a vigilante group with [REDACTED] to attack Bow-wow-wow. My weapon tonight will be a hockey stick. [note: the hockey stick did not appear in the writeup.]

n5 attack on bow-wow-wow
Success!

N6 orders
I will form a group with [REDACTED] and protect Ironside.

n6 protect
inconclusive

N7 orders
I will form a group with [REDACTED] to protect Psychonaut.

[no response yet]

So I ask you this: If I am a Don, why was I out there every night doing things? If I am a Don, why was I offered a wiseguy promotion? If I'm not already in a mafia family but I want to join one, why would I turn down the wiseguy promotion? Don't fall for this pack of lies.

[Renata]

I doubt many actually are, sturmhauke.

vote: landlubber

[GeneralHankerchief]

Quick note, there has been a minor alteration on the Zack kill attempt. If you spot any additional errors, PM us.

[Jarema]

Vote: Sturmhauke
I believe in Sasaki's judgment.

[The Stranger]

-_- that is the most stupid thing to do. to believe anything sasaki says is shady but to believe his judgement is just insanity.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

My judgement isn't that sturmhauke is guilty, goodness. The fact that he was protecting a likely to be attacked target is what I was looking for.

Cahoma's posts still rub me wrong though.

[Cahoma]

My judgement isn't that sturmhauke is guilty, goodness. The fact that he was protecting a likely to be attacked target is what I was looking for.

Isn't that a good thing?


Cahoma's posts still rub me wrong though.
If Sigurd(or anyone else..) posts any evidence for Sturmhauke being mafia, I'll be first in line to lynch him. This here is the claim:

I am gonna put in here what I originally posted when the thread was closed...


Yes.... Don Cunnio.
Oh, don't look surprised. I know who you are.
Ever since I realized the faults of communism and renounced it, I have worked the streets spreading the good word of something better. I have knocked the doors with my black badge and the good book, giving the people answers to tough questions. Questions like "why are we here?" and "where are we going after?".
I have seen the fright of your neighbors when I ask about you. I have seen how shady men defer to you, the late meetings in your home, the fancy cars and wealth you display. Yeah, I even saw your last name on the mailbox mr. Cunnio, and added up the clues.
If I am to be an instrument of God to establish a Zion in Fatlington, I need to help in the work of dethroning Satan and his lackeys. Criminal elements like you should go.
The hand of God is protecting me in this work and He shall prevail. The noose is waiting you on the morrow.

vote: sturmhauke
Is he really backing his claim up with anything? No. Have anyone else had any suspecions about Sturmhauke before? No. Have anyone posted any kinda evidence at all? No.

If you could please post the overwhelming evidence against Sturmhauke, I'll be happy to vote for him.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

It is a good thing that he was in that group.

What I'd expect from sigurd. Or maybe he's just trying to pull a drisos.

You keep saying how you'd be "happy to vote him if", that gets to me.

[Cahoma]

Oh alright. It doesn't really mean anything though it is true. Nothing makes me happier than killing of bad guys.:D

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Nothing makes me happier than killing of bad guys.:D

VOTE:CAHOMA

TIME TO DIE

[Cahoma]

I think you have to unvote first...

[Riedquat]

I think you have to unvote first...

He didn't vote before, so no...

[edse]

For God's sake, we have to unite. There is at least 3 big active mafia families, probably more than 10 votes. The Sturmhauke case is only backed up by a not so trustworthy Sigurd so either ATPG or landlubber should be our target. A second lawyer protecting ATPG is unlikely so I voted for him. Everyone voting for someone else then those two should be regarded as scum.

[Cahoma]

He didn't vote before, so no...
Oh sorry, I though he voted for Sturmhauke earlier...

And I agree with what Edse said.

[gibsonsg91921]

Vote: landlubber. Got to try to get two scum at once, if you can. Worst case scenario, one of them saves their butt at the last second and you still get one scum, so there's no sense not going for the double stacker.

[landlubber]

Vote: Asktehpizzaguy.
Despite all the "evidence" that's presented, I'm not associated with him at all, and haven't been for quite some time now. The one PM that you're all going off of is not evidence for my guilt. Rather it in only evidence that he wished to stage an elaborate show to try and save me. Why? I was probing him for more information, claiming to be a made from another Family; Barzini, specifically. None of my other "Family members" ever showed up, so he eventually got tired of it all and cut ties with me. Simple as that.

[sturmhauke]

Nobody cares if sturmhauke's a mafia Don, they'd rather lynch me today. I'm warning you, I'll expose the Stracchi and the Corleone next if this wagon isn't reversed.

What's the matter, can't take the heat? And why should we believe your supposed Dons Stracchi and Corleone are any more real Dons than I am?

I agree that a double lynch is risky. GH's motives have been called into question, and by extension so have his replacement's. I also think that ATPG's true role doesn't even really matter that much; his power is in his networks, which he can still run even while dead as far as I understand the rules. He'll need to die eventually, but first we destroy his base.

vote: landlubber

[Sasaki Kojiro]

What information were you trying to get? What was your strategy?

[Andres]

Vote : Pizza

[Seon]

Vote: landlubber

[Ironside]

Vote: landlubber

The reason is pretty much spelled out in the thread. If ATPG still got lynch protection, then we can at least get one good suspect anyway.

[Neri]

Vote: landlubber since that case has decent evidence, and little to contradict it.

[landlubber]

What information were you trying to get? What was your strategy?

Just to find out more about the mafia families in general. Members, their basic plan, the size of them, etc. I have emerged with very useful information, including two QTs. Pizza deleted one of them after he realized I was no help, but I had copied it as soon as he declared that no new information would be posted in it. For any remaining townies, the timestamps and posting patterns can be very useful for determining who's who in the Pizza network. That's all I have to offer besides miscellaneous PM conversations with Pizza, so, after they QTs are public, it doesn't actually matter whether or not I'm lynched. Even while dead, however, I shall continue to fight the Pizza regime, and I shall be cheering for my fellow townies the whole way. Lynch me if you must, but I won't rest until all the mafia are dead.

(The formatting may get kind of off for the QT because it was pasted directly into a word document. If needed, I can put all the messages, timestamps, and authors in a rich text file for everyone to download instead.)

[Montmorency]

Thus Pizza escape once again. You fewls. You cowwards!

[landlubber]

Apologies, forgot the link to the second QT. Access it here. (http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/FdfPKt6KUnafA)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Hmm, you know what, landlubber probably is mafia. But the mafia want him dead and he wants them dead. Let's not kill off the mafia that are feuding with the other mafia. They will probably kill him if we refuse to lynch him.

[Captain Blackadder]

https://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2360/lifestyle44.jpg (https://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/528/lifestyle44.jpg/)

Hello my fellow residents of Fatlington. Now I am a simple man not the kind of of man to indulge in tricks of words or talk all intellectual right. Now what I feel needs to happen before we attack the mafia is to attack the corrupt legal system that hides them. For if we just attack the mafia they will get off on the charges. I understand that the man known as Redquiet is such a man. He got his law degree from Stodge University. Now if we are to kill someone today I say that he is the man that needs to be killed only then will we be able to move against all others who wish us harm. My fellow Fatlingintons today is the day that we fight back against these armed menace threatening the good honest god fearing people of this town.

[God Emperor]

Why him Blackadder? Could you please explain your reasons?

[Captain Blackadder]

Why him Blackadder? Could you please explain your reasons?

I have being informed by people that I trust and respect who have very deep concerns that Redquiet is the man that is preventing certain legal process being employed against the Mafia with his fancy pantsy knowledge of all that legal mumbo jumbo.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I'm optimistic, but can you expand on it? The bandwagon won't turn around (well who knows) without a bit more evidence. How does it work, can he stop another lynch today, on pizza say?

unvote, vote:Riedquat

[johnhughthom]

Surely he would need to be vigged anyhow, wouldn't he just stop any lynch on himself?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

It didn't sound like that from the writeup, and I don't think the role would be made that way...

[landlubber]

Law degree... so he's the Mob Lawyer. After he's gone, Pizza'll be as vulnerable as the next guy. Fantastic.
Unvote, Vote: Redquiet.

[landlubber]

Surely he would need to be vigged anyhow, wouldn't he just stop any lynch on himself?
If what Pizza said is correct, he can't do that unless he specifically sent in an order to protect himself instead of Pizza, which doesn't even sound like a legal order in the first place.

[johnhughthom]

If what Pizza said is correct, he can't do that unless he specifically sent in an order to protect himself instead of Pizza, which doesn't even sound like a legal order in the first place.

Well it must be true then, we can trust everything Pizza says.

:clown:

[landlubber]

You make a very good point. We'll just have to see, then. I'm all for lynching him; it's too good a chance to pass up.

[Crazed Rabbit]

If we have a good chance at lynching the mafia lawyer we have to take it.

Vote: Riedquat

CR

[Double A]

vote: ATPG

I don't actually know the case behind Landlubber. Riedquat's role sounds ridiculous, and I think/hope Pizza just had lynch immunity for one time. I want to test it. Besides, we can always just vig Riedquat.

[Riedquat]

Redquiet? Really? Lmao!!!

Whoever informed you of this is playing with you... Redquiet... the dude who was defending you/GH earlier today... he must be guilty... make me a favor and re-check your notes!

[thefluffyone93]

unselect, select: TheFluffyOne

Because he appreciates how awesome these Director selection votes are, the day after we selected a Director. :grin:

Next up, I nominate Kermit the Frog to be Secretary of Defense. :army:

And Peasant Phill as Secretary of Agriculture! He's got the wheat-farming experience we need! :aquarius:

Um...uhhh....

Vote: Thefluffyone93

Seems like a sensible thing to do.

Its not like I'm gonna get bandwagoned or sumthin....

[Scienter]

Vote: Riedquat, if there's a chance to knock off the mob lawyer we should take it.

[Xenoneb]

Redquiet? Really? Lmao!!!

Whoever informed you of this is playing with you... Redquiet... the dude who was defending you/GH earlier today... he must be guilty... make me a favor and re-check your notes!
Funny, cause GH/CA is a mafia.

[White_eyes:D]

Ahhh....so the ATPG/GH war is still on-going. I thought it would have died with Captain Blackadder replacing GH. I guess outting the mob lawyer would have been GH's next move had he not been co-hosting.

Just know that this does benefit ATPG/Captain blackadder as both are off the lynch table for today. I mean sure, both or one of them is throwing Riedquat under the bus but it's a second "Get out of a lynch free" card. I think he just outlived his usefulness personally.:shrug:

Whether he is the lawyer or not is another story, but the chance too is better then no chance at all. Vote:Riedquat

[Montmorency]

He didn't provide any evidence, but if you won't lynch Pizza at least go for Riedquat and see if it was legitimate.

And don't forget that Pizza only seems to have the loyalty of 3 families. They are the strongest families, sure, but the Town is stronger. You never know - maybe Joe Pistone did finally get his boat.

[Riedquat]

Funny, cause GH/CA is a mafia.

More funny yet, he is accusing me and do you want to know what I have been doing at night? Just ask the director! :no:

I'm inclined to believe somebody is feeding this crap into Captain B. not to get rid of me as I am nobody but to reduce the credibility of Captain B. himself later on.

[GamezRule]

GH can still redeem himself by telling us who all the scum are now. :yes:

Oh, and vote: landlubber

[GeneralHankerchief]

GH can still redeem himself by telling us who all the scum are now. :yes:

I accept bribes. USD only, PayPal preferred. Let the bidding begin. :deal:

[Diana Abnoba]

The mafia lawyer, I hope so. Although I'm not sure who to trust anymore (Capo paranoia setting in I guess). But, best to make sure and Vote: Riedquat. If it turns out not to be true, then we push the Captain to tell us who told him, or he gets lynched next, for setting him up.

[woad&fangs]

vote: riedquat
No point going after Pizza today and I don't see any slam dunk cases. I'll take the chance that riedquat is the lawyer.

[Cahoma]

Are we really going to believe in Captain Blackadder says, if he can't back it up with any evidence? Really? The guy(well... Same character) who deliberately lied earlier?

[classical_hero]

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Hello my fellow residents of Fatlington. Now I am a simple man not the kind of of man to indulge in tricks of words or talk all intellectual right. Now what I feel needs to happen before we attack the mafia is to attack the corrupt legal system that hides them. For if we just attack the mafia they will get off on the charges. I understand that the man known as Redquiet is such a man. He got his law degree from Stodge University. Now if we are to kill someone today I say that he is the man that needs to be killed only then will we be able to move against all others who wish us harm. My fellow Fatlingintons today is the day that we fight back against these armed menace threatening the good honest god fearing people of this town.If you are going to accuse a person, it is best to get their name right in the first place. If you were not director, I would be voting for you.

[Earthling]

Are we really going to believe in Captain Blackadder says, if he can't back it up with any evidence?

Of course not, Riedquat is an awful lynch and we see several admitted/known scum on that vote anyway. It's an attempt to save at least one of pizza/landlubber.

The dual lynch could be worth a shot but might not work - Blackadder blocking it doesn't seem too much of a risk though, it's more that the votes just don't end up tied. The last lynch that didn't happen is far and away most likely a serial killer or individual trait that won't repeat - second most likely it is another player's ability but one-time only anyway. Riedquat obviously does not have a role who can arbitrarily prevent any number of lynches. If you can't get the dual lynch pizza again is clearly best - certainly it's reasonable that landlubber and GH/Blackadder are just with some other mafia family trying to get a leg up but town can't hurt too much if we have to just watch the mafia feud there.

Also, seems like there is a need for some advice to town doctors at this point, who we're going to have to rely on as many original detectives/FBI are dead or really bad. So really, doctors: don't protect someone else who is not also a town doctor. It's gotta be either that or in an obvious exceptional circumstance something like a Rogue Detective who has been following your kill orders. If you haven't already, find and protect anther doctor - works in groups of two or three where you protect each other back.

I know it's tempting to try and protect "someone who is likely to be attacked" just to hope to get more credit (say for Surgeon) but it's too dangerous and can be a counterproductive waste of effort. Townies still trying to make it to doctor can pick up slack there if possible. Worst case, random wiseguy you didn't protect gets killed to help other gangsters move up their own ranks; quite possibly we see gangsters killing each other anyway when they run out of inactives to level up on or need to defeat another family. You don't want to protect a scum from getting killed by another scum. Meanwhile, you doctors can't be killed and it's an incentive for the wiseguys without any connections or hope of making it into the winning family to get onboard with the town.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Reidquat isn't even my mafia lawyer, it's Sasaki. Sheesh.

[Earthling]

Also one thing I just remembered I was here to point out. The attack on DrunkClown seems purposefully written up by a Clint Eastwood/Gran Turino fan. There is an outside change the lighters (also in Diamondeye's writeup) are indicative of some other role that the attackees share, so the movie reference would be coincidence or maybe done by the GMs and not the mafia doing the attack - but if that is the case then that's a lead, works either way.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Actually, attackers can add things to the writeup at will, hence the appearance of the umbrella in the J.D. kill.

I wasn't affiliated yet (still not) but I was able to put stuff in the writeup. Therefore following anything but the official mafia calling cards is a useless effort.

Not to mention the entire neutral avenger kills were written entirely by myself; there's no greater example of why looking for other clues in the writeups is fruitless. The Corleones did the fake Soviet writeups, those are different from other writeups, but the same Seward's Folly card is present for the sanctioned hits.

[Erebus]

So hrmmm...

Hero di classico - Scum
Chaotix - Wanna Be scum
Landlubber - Reformed Scum
GH/Captain BA - Scum lite
ATPG - Wishes oh so badly he was actually scum....

Don't let the smoke screens fool you.

If you fear the lawyer that much, lynch one of the other scum above, but trusting Captain Blackadder because he's Director (replacing GH who was QUICKLY losing support). Taking out Riedquat might just be another mafia ploy. If whoever we lynch today doesn't pan out, lynch him tomorrow.

We have to know the full power of this so called "lawyer" before we got and make any assumptions about it. Just lynch ATPG and let's see where the chips fall?

Vote: ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hero di classico - wiseguy
Chaotix - wiseguy
Landlubber - Reformed Scum? There is no such thing. Dude is Made Barzini. Scienter is Made Barzini. You want some more? I really don't care for the Barzinis right now.
GH/Captain BA - Scum and a half. Totally in bed with the Barzinis.
ATPG - Better than scum. Unaligned and destructive!

[Erebus]

Well the reformed scum was more a of joke then anything. Less trustworthy then the pro-town SK from Capo I.

Hero and Chaotix are so obviously on board. So we got 3 Wiseguy pretending to be scum in our sights?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Reidquat isn't even my mafia lawyer, it's Sasaki. Sheesh.

Allegedly.

[Earthling]

attackers can add things to the writeup at will

That's exactly the point, to point out the movie reference in the one writeup and that having "lighters" is probably more of a coincidence, unless Diamondeye wants to come forward as some FBI/agent role that survives attacks with that as a tie-in.

All those guys as Barzinis+affiliates does make sense, could be true and explains Riedquat as a mistaken failwagon to just try and get someone else other than landlubber, when really they just needed to win the landlubber/ATPG wagon. The town wants the double lynch anyway so they probably ought to and will switch over regardless, and if they are a whole family maybe kill Sasaki tonight who's a starting member of one of their rival families anyway.

[DaveShack]

vote: riedquat
Rough day at work, don't have time for a full analysis. Any chance of getting the lawyer is worth taking, I guess.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm rather curious to know how General Blackadderchief "deduced" who the lawyer was.

That would require inside information. I find it quite unlikely that any mafia family would turn over such a name, given what a lawyer could do for the mafia.

As such, I can only conclude that Riedquat is being thrown under the bus for another purpose, and I highly doubt he's the lawyer you're looking for.

[LazyMcCrow]

unvote: ATPG vote: landlubber

[guiri]

Vote: Landlubber

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hey, you folks out there with your investimigations and stuff.

Look at Peasant Phill. I don't buy for one second that he's innocent, especially if his detective result says "innocent".

If he flips innocent, scan him again. Keep scanning him until you get role penetration and who he killed with.

My wager is he's the final Don that eludes me.

If he doesn't flip innocent, keep scanning him; Dons have the ability to evade and confuse scans temporarily. My hunch is strong enough that I'm willing to waste your investigations. It's a risk I'm willing to take. You're welcome.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, and for the whole "why trust ATPG" on this matter?

Live a little, take a chance from an unreliable source. Or, consider the fact that I can account for the whereabouts of 90% of Fatlington on any given night.

Also keep in mind the Don which I'm speaking of is the one I want dead. Or you can play it safe and randomly scan people and find out that *gasp* they've done vig kills. Ooooo, spooky. Take the hint, hit the jackpot.

[Riedquat]

I'm rather curious to know how General Blackadderchief "deduced" who the lawyer was.

That would require inside information. I find it quite unlikely that any mafia family would turn over such a name, given what a lawyer could do for the mafia.

As such, I can only conclude that Riedquat is being thrown under the bus for another purpose, and I highly doubt he's the lawyer you're looking for.

:laugh4: I take is somebody from your network who is feeding this crap to Lieutenant Blackadder...

[classical_hero]

Allegedly.That is lawyer talk. :laugh4:

EDIT. I hate the smilie codes here, that should be :lol:

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Vote: landlubber

[autolycus]

I'm going to have to go with vote: landlubber. Killing mades reduces the rate at which we lose people. Barzinis may not be the biggest threat, but we need time, and that's one thing we won't have if we can't slow down the death rate.

[Yaropolk]

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Hello my fellow residents of Fatlington. Now I am a simple man not the kind of of man to indulge in tricks of words or talk all intellectual right. Now what I feel needs to happen before we attack the mafia is to attack the corrupt legal system that hides them. For if we just attack the mafia they will get off on the charges. I understand that the man known as Redquiet is such a man. He got his law degree from Stodge University. Now if we are to kill someone today I say that he is the man that needs to be killed only then will we be able to move against all others who wish us harm. My fellow Fatlingintons today is the day that we fight back against these armed menace threatening the good honest god fearing people of this town.

Vote: Riedquat

[Captain Blackadder]

Of course not, Riedquat is an awful lynch and we see several admitted/known scum on that vote anyway. It's an attempt to save at least one of pizza/landlubber.

The dual lynch could be worth a shot but might not work - Blackadder blocking it doesn't seem too much of a risk though, it's more that the votes just don't end up tied. The last lynch that didn't happen is far and away most likely a serial killer or individual trait that won't repeat - second most likely it is another player's ability but one-time only anyway. Riedquat obviously does not have a role who can arbitrarily prevent any number of lynches. If you can't get the dual lynch pizza again is clearly best - certainly it's reasonable that landlubber and GH/Blackadder are just with some other mafia family trying to get a leg up but town can't hurt too much if we have to just watch the mafia feud there.

Also, seems like there is a need for some advice to town doctors at this point, who we're going to have to rely on as many original detectives/FBI are dead or really bad. So really, doctors: don't protect someone else who is not also a town doctor. It's gotta be either that or in an obvious exceptional circumstance something like a Rogue Detective who has been following your kill orders. If you haven't already, find and protect anther doctor - works in groups of two or three where you protect each other back.

I know it's tempting to try and protect "someone who is likely to be attacked" just to hope to get more credit (say for Surgeon) but it's too dangerous and can be a counterproductive waste of effort. Townies still trying to make it to doctor can pick up slack there if possible. Worst case, random wiseguy you didn't protect gets killed to help other gangsters move up their own ranks; quite possibly we see gangsters killing each other anyway when they run out of inactives to level up on or need to defeat another family. You don't want to protect a scum from getting killed by another scum. Meanwhile, you doctors can't be killed and it's an incentive for the wiseguys without any connections or hope of making it into the winning family to get onboard with the town.

If the double lynch comes before me I will take it. I agree we have a litany of targets to choose from in terms of who is scum. So many scummy people.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

unvote, vote:landlubber

[Riedquat]

If the double lynch comes before me I will take it. I agree we have a litany of targets to choose from in terms of who is scum. So many scummy people.

What about a triple lynch? I offer myself! You know, the worst that can happen is you lynch me, a basic townie... with so many scummy people around... :shame:

Framing me means Pizza is susceptible to being lynched... if not, what will be the excuse tomorrow? there is another lawyer? Put me, landlubber and Atpg on the line, or me and Pizza... :2thumbsup:

[Niklas]

Landlubber ... is Made Barzini. Scienter is Made Barzini. You want some more? I really don't care for the Barzinis right now.
Yes please.

[Zim]

Vote: "present"

Just so I don't get put down as inactive if I can't come to some conclusion of what's going on before the current phase ends. :creep:

[Yaropolk]

Tally anyone?

[edse]

14 landlubber: Death is yonder, God Emperor, Renata, gibsonsg91921, sturmhauke, Seon, Ironside, Neri, GamezRule, LazyMcCrow, guiri, Ibn-Khaldun, autolycus, Sasaki Kojiro
8 ATPG: Cahoma, Peasant Phill, shlin28, Riedquat, edse, Andres, Double A, Erebus
8 Riedquat: landlubber, Crazed Rabbit, Scienter, White_eyes:D, Diana Abnoba, woad&fangs, DaveShack, Yaropolk
5 sturmhauke: Sigurd, Chaotix, Oh! TheLastDays!, hero di classico, Jarema
1 Thefluffyone93: Thefluffyone93
1 Captain Blackadder: ATPG

Ain't I fast?

[SisterCoyote]

vote: Landlubber

I don't trust Adder or any of the rest of you, btw, especially not sturm or pizza, but.

[edse]

Phase ends:

I'll post this as well.

Thefluffyone93 and the guys on sturmhauke should change their votes as soon as possible. ATPG or landlubber is the best targets.

[Believer]

Vote: Landlubber

Because it's the right thing to do.

[gnarlycharlie]

Vote: Landlubber

[landlubber]

unvote, vote:landlubber
Interesting... a complete u-turn on your opinion. Earlier today, you said that voting for others was more prudent than voting for me, yet here you are, voting for me. Perhaps you are the mob lawyer, after all. Either way, you're obviously part of the Pizza network and must be killed immediately.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Interesting... a complete u-turn on your opinion. Earlier today, you said that voting for others was more prudent than voting for me, yet here you are, voting for me. Perhaps you are the mob lawyer, after all. Either way, you're obviously part of the Pizza network and must be killed immediately.

:laugh4:

I said you were mafia, but it was better to leave you since the other mafia seemed to be against you. But Captain B isn't replying to my questions about the Riedquat evidence and the deadline is upon us.

[Kennigit]

vote: atpg

atpg/landlubber double lynch is a solid possibility. I'm certainly not buying much of this lawyer talk--either from blackladder or otherwise. There surely isn't a lawyer going around preventing lynches arbitrarily. If people aren't going to lynch atpg, lynching landlubber is fine.

[johnhughthom]

There surely isn't a lawyer going around preventing lynches arbitrarily.

How do you explain the Pizza no lynch then?

[Johhog]

VOTE: landlubber

[Riedquat]

How do you explain the Pizza no lynch then?

Trait?

[classical_hero]

unvote; vote:Landlubber

[Craterus]

There's not going to be a role that can block a lynch more than once. And to affiliate that role with the mafia...wouldn't happen.

Stop believing every baseless 'tip'.

And Blackadder needs to be removed, obviously.

[Frozen In Ice]

I will vote:ATPG. I am skeptical about the lawyer being able to stop more than one lynch, and that's if such a role even does exists. If it exists and it can block more than one lynch, than things definitely aren't looking good.

[Winston Hughes]

vote: landlubber

[Craterus]

vote: ATPG

The rest is smoke and mirrors.

[Askthepizzaguy]

In spite of all your attempts to kill me, I can't help but feel like you should at least TRY to get me killed again today.

unvote, vote: Askthepizzaguy

In the words of Picard:

"You are... six years old. You are weak and helpless! You cannot... hurt me! Su-sur le pont... d-d'Avignon, on-on... on y danse...!"

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have to run to work, and won't be back in time to save myself.

So, I put it to you like this. You misread me before, so here's your chance to correct it.

Am I bluffing, or do I have the cards?

Is this WIFOM, or am I immune to the poison?

Make the call. Don't screw it up this time. :evilgrin:

[Clitsome]

Vote: ATPG

Just practicing, someone please roleblock the lawyer(s) for tomorrows lynch..

[Renata]

I have to run to work, and won't be back in time to save myself.

So, I put it to you like this. You misread me before, so here's your chance to correct it.

Am I bluffing, or do I have the cards?

Is this WIFOM, or am I immune to the poison?

Make the call. Don't screw it up this time. :evilgrin:

Why do I think this is just an attempt to get the Barzini onside again?

unvote, vote: ATPG

Call.

[edse]

19 landlubber: Death is yonder, God Emperor, gibsonsg91921, sturmhauke, Seon, Ironside, Neri, GamezRule, LazyMcCrow, guiri, Ibn-Khaldun, autolycus, Sasaki Kojiro, SisterCoyote, Believer, gnarlycharlie, johhog, hero di classico, Winston Hughes
14 ATPG: Cahoma, Peasant Phill, shlin28, Riedquat, edse, Andres, Double A, Erebus, Kennigit, Frozen In Ice, Craterus, ATPG, Clitsome, Renata
8 Riedquat: landlubber, Crazed Rabbit, Scienter, White_eyes:D, Diana Abnoba, woad&fangs, DaveShack, Yaropolk
4 sturmhauke: Sigurd, Chaotix, Oh! TheLastDays!, Jarema
1 Thefluffyone93: Thefluffyone93

It is possible to get a Double lynch without risking anything.

[Death is yonder]

Unvote: landlubber;
Vote: ATPG

[Winston Hughes]

Unvote: landlubber;
Vote: ATPG

It's been fun, but I don't want to be your Jabba anymore.

[Backwards Logic]

Double lynch of landlubber and ATPG is ideal imo. I also don't think ATPG's lawyer can save him twice in a row, unless of course he's found another lawyer to step in to save him a second time in a row. Vote: ATPG.

[Cahoma]

Landlubber and ATPG are have an equal amount of votes now right?

[Sigurd]

This is gonna end bad.

[edse]

If we could lock the thread right now it would be fine. have some one checked if I have counted right?

[Cahoma]

ATPG voted for himself actually. Doesn't that count too?

[edse]

17 landlubber: God Emperor, gibsonsg91921, sturmhauke, Seon, Ironside, Neri, GamezRule, LazyMcCrow, guiri, Ibn-Khaldun, autolycus, Sasaki Kojiro, SisterCoyote, Believer, gnarlycharlie, johhog, hero di classico
17 ATPG: Cahoma, Peasant Phill, shlin28, Riedquat, edse, Andres, Double A, Erebus, Kennigit, Frozen In Ice, Craterus, ATPG, Clitsome, Renata, Death is yonder, Winston Hughes, Backwards Logic
8 Riedquat: landlubber, Crazed Rabbit, Scienter, White_eyes:D, Diana Abnoba, woad&fangs, DaveShack, Yaropolk
4 sturmhauke: Sigurd, Chaotix, Oh! TheLastDays!, Jarema
1 Thefluffyone93: Thefluffyone93



ATPG's vote is there

[Riedquat]

ATPG voted for himself actually. Doesn't that count too?



19 landlubber: Death is yonder, God Emperor, gibsonsg91921, sturmhauke, Seon, Ironside, Neri, GamezRule, LazyMcCrow, guiri, Ibn-Khaldun, autolycus, Sasaki Kojiro, SisterCoyote, Believer, gnarlycharlie, johhog, hero di classico, Winston Hughes
14 ATPG: Cahoma, Peasant Phill, shlin28, Riedquat, edse, Andres, Double A, Erebus, Kennigit, Frozen In Ice, Craterus, ATPG, Clitsome, Renata
8 Riedquat: landlubber, Crazed Rabbit, Scienter, White_eyes:D, Diana Abnoba, woad&fangs, DaveShack, Yaropolk
4 sturmhauke: Sigurd, Chaotix, Oh! TheLastDays!, Jarema
1 Thefluffyone93: Thefluffyone93

It is possible to get a Double lynch without risking anything.



Its being counted.

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Edit: edse was faster

[thefluffyone93]

ZZZzzzzZZZzzzz.....
Huh?
Whut?

Oh....
Unvote; Vote: Landlubber

[Riedquat]

ZZZzzzzZZZzzzz.....
Huh?
Whut?

Oh....
Unvote; Vote: Landlubber

*facepalm*

Noooo!!!! You are messing the tally!

[Cahoma]

Oh sorry, I must've missed it.

And someone gotta unvote Landlubber or vote for ATPG now...