Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Seamus Fermanagh]

– 2:00pm Eastern – A hotel suite in New York[/B]

“Call Moretti again, Dean.”
“No answer, Jerry. I think he’s gonna be ticked…”
“I know, I know; but how in heck was I supposed to know the Doctor’d say I had mumps this morning. Of all the crazy things. I didn’t even remember our lunch with Willie until just now – you know that. Try him again in another ten.”
“Okay. I called the guy at NBC radio about the rehearsal already so…”
Both men turned to the TV in the suite when they heard the name “Moretti” from the newscaster. They watched, stunned, as the anchor relayed the news: Willie Moretti, reputed crime boss, gunned down at lunch at Joe’s Elbow Room in Cliffside, New Jersey. There was an uncomfortable silence at the end of the news announcement. Martin was the first to speak.
“All in all, Jerry, I’m not too sad you got the mumps….”

4 October 1951 – 8:00pm Eastern – A hotel suite in Cuba

Lansky cradled the phone gently and walked out on the balcony.
“It’s confirmed.”
“Well, I didn’t think the news guys were making it up, but thanks. Crap. Frankie was against it, and I hadn’t made up my mind yet.”
“Anastasia didn’t want to wait. You and your omerta tradition, you know. Willie mouthing off at the hearings didn’t sit very well.”
“I know. I agree even, but I figured his brains were for mush anyway so it wouldn’t matter. Well, I don’t think the Commission will take any action, do you?”
“It’s the way they were leaning anyway…the penalty will be minor.”
Luciano nodded his agreement. He swirled his glass briefly before taking a drink. He looked meaningfully at Lansky.
“Since we’re speaking about Jersey…”
Lansky paused, and then what Luciano was leading up to came to him in a fully realized whole.
“Again? Didn’t we get enough people killed the last time?”
“Bruder, you know the numbers better than me, so you can answer your own question, no?”
Meyer paused in thought, fixing Charlie with a measured stare. There was no real anger in that stare – they had shared too much, achieved too much, together for that – and Luciano was correct about the numbers.
“I get it, Charlie, I really do. Profits in narcotics and Russian furs tripled for the 4 months the Pentangelis ran Fatlington. It’s a squalid little Jersey Shore town with a port large enough for our purposes and if we’re running it – however unofficially – it becomes a cash cow for the whole Eastern Seaboard. But the chaos, Charlie, it’s like the whole place is meschuge. Vegas doesn’t have that kind of margin but at least the people there aren’t maniacs….”
Luciano just looked at his friend, waiting. Meyer was anything but stupid. A brief pause was enough time.
“I see.”
Luciano nodded.
“Well then, paisan, since the Commission has already decided, my role is pretty simple. I’ll get the contacts rolling. So be it. “

4 October 1951 – 8:15pm Eastern – A hotel suite in Fatlington, New Jersey

The cool breeze felt good on his face after the hot, smoke-filled session of poker. This game, though technically illegal, wasn’t likely to get Fatlington’s top cop in trouble – after all the other players included a federal judge, two city councilman and His Honor TosaInu. Commissioner Fermanagh, looking out over the railing of the suite at the Hotel Abbatoir, staring over the dark Atlantic.
A cold chill ran down Fermanagh’s spine, causing him to straighten in surprise as he shivered. He felt himself quivering with…fear? Shaking off the feeling, he muttered to himself:
“Just the wind, you old mick, just the wind – nothing to worry about.”
As he turned back to the game, though, he didn’t – just couldn’t quite – shake the feeling he’d had. A cold October wind was blowing toward Fatlington.

[Yaropolk]

[Bruce Buffer]
Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUMBLE
[/Bruce Buffer]

[Seamus Fermanagh]

From our artist, just to set the mood...and more to follow:

https://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6856/capoivonec.jpg

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside
There behind a glass stands a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along
… Karn Evil 9 (1st Impressions, Part 2)
… Emerson, Lake, & Palmer

1013AM, Monday, 29 October 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey


“…and so to summarize,” intoned Commissioner Fermanagh, “It’s happening again.”

The hundred-odd Fatlings gathered in the room were restless, but not really incredulous. Fatlington’s recent history with trouble was well known to all present.

“Governor TosaInu may not be a direct part of things anymore, but he still has enough in the way of contacts to have tipped us off. Moreover, he instantly mobilized the Guard to quarantine Fatlington for the immediate future. The only surprise was how quickly Federal authorities supported the effort. We’ve got troops from Fort Dix supporting the Guard and state police and the Coast Guard has cordoned off sea and Inland Waterway access completely.”

Fermanagh paused, looking out over those gathered – Fatlington’s ‘best and brightest.’

“I don’t know what we have done to deserve this mafia attention; why they keep trying to undermine this city. We DO, however, know how to deal with it. We will reconvene all of you as our next Committee of Vigilance and you will use the established procedures to weed out the Mafiosi in our midst.”
Grim nods and an expectant silence were the only comments on Fermanagh’s statement.
“Your first task will be to select a Director for the committee to oversee the…the…executions. Choose carefully. That Director will be protected by four security officers during their tenure. As you recall, they don’t vote for who to execute, but they do the rest of it.”
Fermanagh paused.
“It’ll come as no surprise that I’ve been worried about this for months. To prepare, I have had a number of detectives and protection specialists placed in your midst secretly. The will serve as a valuable means to help the committee further its efforts.”
Another pause.

“So if you haven’t, make sure you familiarize yourself with the Committee procedures, there’s copies on the table here, and get busy selecting your Director….and Holy Mother pray for us all.”

OOC:
All role pms have been dispatched. Traits and sundries will follow later today.

Please remember the moderators requests (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137944-Capo-IV-anti-spam-message-MUST-READ)....heed them.

The first day is relatively short. The only player task is to Select: Your Choice for Director Double check on the rules and procedures and PM with questions.

Timer:

Welcome to Capo di Tutti Capi IV!

[Yaropolk]

Select: Yaropolk

Read my lips, no new Capos

[Askthepizzaguy]

Reserved for Pizzaguy.



LIST OF CONTACTS:

No longer relevant.


To have your contact info posted here, give me permission and give me your contact info.

[Jarema]

Welcome!
vote: ATPG

[Jarema]

Uhh

I meant:
select: ATPG

[The Stranger]

isnt the first day only selecting?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Welcome!
vote: ATPG

That would be "Select" ATPG, actually.


Folks who are new, please check out the welcome and orientation (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137772-Welcome-and-orientation-for-Capo-IV) if you have not already.

[Johhog]

SELECT: Askthepizzaguy

[classical_hero]

We don't vote for a person on the first day, but we select a director to direct the lynches for the following day and then the next day we select a director and vote for a person there after. So I think you need to go bac and read the rules again Jarema.

[Jarema]

yeah, I corrected myself before your posts :)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Players in this game:



a completely inoffensive name
AggonyKing
Ameranth
Andres
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
B Ray
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bestrfcplayer
BillMc
Bow-wow-wow
BSmith
ByzantineKnight
Cahoma
Camikaze
Captain Blackadder
Cecil XIX
Chaotix
Choxorn
Clitsome
cpdwane
Craterus
Crazed Rabbit
DaveShack
dcmort93
Death is yonder
Diamondeye
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Drunk Clown
Earthling
edse
El Barto
ELITEWARMAN8GINGYBREADMENMILK
Erebus
Frozen In Ice
fubbleskag
fyremarble
GamezRule
GeneralHankerchief
gibsonsg91921
gnarley charlie
God Emperor
Guiri
hero di classico
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside
Issaikhaan
Ishmael
Jarema
J.D.
Johhog
johnhughthom
Jolt
Kagemusha
kennigit
Khazaar
Krill
landlubber
LazyMcCrow
Lewwyn
Lord Brennus
Lord Winter
Major Robert Dump
Master Necromanver
Memnon
Monk
Montmorency
Moros
Neri
Nictel
Nightbringer
Niklas
O!TheLastDays!
Peasant Phil
Pharoah
Populous Romanus
Psychonaut
qlphz
Raskolnikov
Renata
Riedquat
Robbiecon
Romanic
Sasaki Kojiro
Scienter
scottishranger
Secura
Seon
shlin28
Sigurd
Silver Jan
SisterCoyote
Skotsko
slash and earn
slysnake
Sprig
sturmhauke
Subotan
Suburban Plankton
taillesskangaru
Thefluffyone93
The Stranger
Tincow
Tratorix
ULC
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Winston Hughes
woad&fangs
Xehh II
Xenoneb
Yaropolk
Zack

[The Stranger]

select: The Stranger

I will give u jobs, bread and games, and free gasoline!

[Beskar]

Select: Major Robert Dump

He is the man with the plan and should be considered for the position. He has extensive history in the Army, rising to the rank of Major and he is a devout Christian. He is the dream American candidate and he should become our director.

[Montmorency]

Select:Yaropolk for being first.

[classical_hero]

yeah, I corrected myself before your posts :)You really should not be editing posts with a vote or a select in it, since it is against the rules.

Anyway I will Select:hero di classico

[Askthepizzaguy]

Select: Secura

For a safe, and secure, society.

[J.D.]

Hi there, will select later, just in on first page.

love the timer feature, that is sooo cool.

Brief Bio: played multiple large games on another forum, subbed in on a 2nd forum in a game with ATPG, he asked me to play here, so here I am.

[Beskar]

For a safe, and secure, society.

I smell the corruption already, you did it because you was bribed with those scandalous blue orbs.

[Peasant Phill]

Select Peasant Phill
Your crops will for ever be blessed

Allons enfants de la Patrie ...

[AggonyKing]

Select: El Barto

I can only trust a name like that.

[ByzantineKnight]

Select: Askthepizzaguy


remember the deal, one large pepperoni with extra cheese. NO anchovies.

[TinCow]

Select: Scienter

[Tratorix]

Select: thefluffyone93

For a mafioso in every grave and an LOLcat on every page.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I will state for the record that I haven't asked anyone to select me as Director.

Spontaneous display of affection? Nah, this can only mean one thing: You're strapping me down to the comfy chair, to poke me with the soft cushions. I smell a detective inquisitor coming my way, armed with fear and surprise and a nice red uniform, to peek under my skirt and determine my alignment.

Do your worst. I'll never confess! NEVER!

Oops was that a confession?

[Suburban Plankton]

Random.org impels me to

Select: God Emperor

Judging solely by the name, I'd say that's a solid choice.

[Tratorix]

I will state for the record that I haven't asked anyone to select me as Director.

Spontaneous display of affection? Nah, this can only mean one thing: You're strapping me down to the comfy chair, to poke me with the soft cushions. I smell a detective inquisitor coming my way, armed with fear and surprise and a really great bright red uniform, to peek under my skirt and determine my alignment.

Do your worst. I'll never confess! NEVER!

Oops was that a confession?

But you don't deny using your omnipresent mind control powers to force people to select you as director. Interesting... :inquisitive:

[Jarema]

You really should not be editing posts with a vote or a select in it, since it is against the rules.


Of course I DID NOT. It is why I have two posts in row near beginning of this thread :)

and... enough spam from me for now.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Select: El Barto

I can only trust a name like that.

Select:AggonyKing


I only trust you :laugh: :laugh4:!

[cpdwane]

Select: Captain Blackadder

[Riedquat]

Select: Sasaki Kojoro

[Chaotix]

Alright, whoever wants to start killing people and become mafia should PM me so we can get right on that.

Select: johnhughthom

I say we go with the strong, silent type.

[B-Wing]

select: The Stranger
Free gasoline, woohoo!
And you're a Capo veteran.

[Subotan]

Select: Subotan

I'm not giving you a reason, because you all know that I am a hero, a bloody icon. If I fall, the rest of Fatlington will follow.

[AggonyKing]

I only trust you :laugh: :laugh4:!stop dragging me down with you >_> I do not endorse this! :yes:

[DaveShack]

I'm not sure what strategy to use for selecting a director, so I'll just post this to show I'm present.
After a little more info is available to make sense of it all, maybe someone's name will jump out at me.

[glyphz]

Select: Camikaze

No doubt this man's selfless & devout principles, as his name suggests, will be most beneficial to town.

I'm sure that when he finds scum he'll take him out, or go down together in a fiery display of patriotism.

[Cahoma]

Select: Pharoah because that'll get this party started.

[Nightbringer]

I honestly have no clue who to select and feel uncomfortable with a blind select, so I will remain quite for the time being.

In other words, I am here but indecisive.

[johnhughthom]

[Bruce Buffer]
Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUMBLE
[/Bruce Buffer]

Wrong Buffer, that's his brother Michael. As Bruce would say, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it's TIIIMME!!"

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ0FBFGZuyA

Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'll be begging for more

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen


The Anachronism Hour with Saucy Slice



"Welcome back to the show, this is DJ Saucy Slice broadcasting from the very top of Radio City, at the Plaza del Universo in the heart of Fatlington, New Jersey. It is now 2:32 in the afternoon which means we are smack dab in the middle of The Anachronism Hour, which is the part of the show where I play music you've never heard before, not of this era, from records I pulled out of their dusty sleeves that have been sitting in my basement since the before the war. Or maybe this is new music from artists never before seen. But whatever the case, it is not your standard fare, and we will bring you back to your regularly scheduled contemporary music later. For now, enjoy the freak show, ladies and gentlemen.

That was..... "Saliva". Never heard of them? Me neither, but they're good. Now it's time for the News Cruise! with Askthepizzaguy."


*VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*


"So, Ask, tell us what's in the news while you're driving around town in your spiffy Jaguar!"







Askthepizzaguy: "Well Saucy, it seems that mafia kingpin Willie Moretti has been gunned down in nearby Cliffside, New Jersey. The authorities are cracking down on the city of Fatlington and the surrounding areas in anticipation of the coming retaliatory strikes. Word on the street is, things are gearing up for a full-blown mafia war, and no one will be safe from the brutal, relentless carnage! Truly, this is a disaster of epic proportions, soon to become a national tragedy, just like the last three times this has happened."





"Thanks for your report, Ask, stay safe out there. Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and heartless gangsters out there, it sounds like things are going to get real bad, real fast. But don't worry, times have been bad for a long while now. Saucy Slice has been there for you and will continue to be there for you.

I understand today there's a meeting at the convention center to discuss who will be selected to lead the Committee of Vigilance. I think it is important to maintain a working government even under these stressful times, and as an all-American pro-democracy freedom-loving patriot, I encourage you to attend and place your selection for the Director who will lead us out of this mess, and towards a safer and better tomorrow.

My fans have suggested that I run for Director of the Committee, but I am currently opposed to that idea. I have a full-time job working here at Radio City, and my function is as vital as it ever has been.... to play you gnarly tunes that will mellow you out even when gangstas everywhere be trippin, yo. Now let's talk politics for a minute.

"McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled" - Senator Joe McCarthy. I agree with this statement. It would seem that once again, our city is infested with the Reds. Has been since before the war. We need someone who will stand against not only the criminal underworld, but also the very traitors to America themselves, and send them back to Russia or China or Mexico or wherever they bloody come from. I don't know, I didn't study very hard in geography class.

All right, that's enough politics. You know I'm a clown at heart, and politics is not my thing. I don't want to talk about politics anymore. And that concludes News Cruise. Up next, your all-request hour with your host DJ Saucy Slice. Stick around, don't touch that dial!"





If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[The Stranger]

but we all know this is what u really want, vote for me and youll get it! in abundance!

[ Keep it in the Babe Thread! :P - Sec ]

[Earthling]

Well Dave, the effect of the Director is to break ties in lynches and to have the Director immune to kills and unable to act at night.

This early on, the Director is not easily able to oppose the will of the town on selecting lynchees; later we might have to worry about selecting a mafia who could cause the wrong lynch results.

Immunity to kills could benefit anyone; blocking actions could help the town if a mafia is unable to act, and definitely hurts town detectives and doctors.

So a regular townie is a good call, they get to survive and the town knows we have a townie in control, and they don't have any actions to lose while at the same time they don't have a chance to go become a mafia themselves.

The remaining problem is simply to confirm that our first Director is a townie. We don't want wasted detective results but a detective would need more than one investigation until they get the actual role of our selected player (repeat scans needed to get the role, unless they first scan criminal but that's pretty simple, and a deterrant for mafia putting themselves up for Director election).

Also, we can avoid unnecessary duplicated effort by our town detectives with another simple strategy, requiring no exposure or risk to the detectives. Just say that any detectives in, say, the last 20 people alphabetically are the one(s) who have to investigate our first director. So we'll know we have someone investigate the director as the chances are rather low there's not at least one detective, and the other detectives don't have to worry about wasted effort and can do what they like.

Of course, if we assume we vote out the first Director in a couple of days the first Director is again not too crucial, and nobody has to use any abilities or attempt to investigate the first Director at all.

As he put himself up for it I'll select: Yaropolk on good odds he's a townie who just wants the position, or see if he doesn't anymore given a concrete plan. I'll of course not be re-electing the Director, whoever wins, next time unless we're sure he's a townie as above.

[johnhughthom]

Select: MRD

[Bow-wow-wow]

Since we know nothing about who is who at this point, I'm just going to wait it out but I'm here and I will try to be active in this game unlike that other game.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Select: GH

I've been trying for four of these games now to get the Director position and one of these years I'm actually going to get it. :laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIFlVM4JnPI



"That was "Subbacultcha" from The Pixies. This song goes out to John.... I want to make sure I'm pronouncing this correctly, John.... huge...tom? Thank you Johnny huge tom. I'm not going to ask how it got so huge, but my phone lines are open, call in and share your secret, man! More requests, coming up after this from our sponsor."



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[Believer]

Believer selects: ATPG for obvious reasons.

Massive game!

[Earthling]

Well I'd support you if you agree with my proposal and we have consensus from others, that we want a townie as a Director who will stay Director for a while. Might take a detective three or four days, so that's through your re-election period but it'd be worth it, just to be sure you're town.

[Subotan]

Select: GH

I've been trying for four of these games now to get the Director position and one of these years I'm actually going to get it. :laugh4:

*Ahem* Mr. Chairman?

[Renata]

select: General Hankerchief

What could go wrong?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Select:The Stranger

So you-know-who-you-are quits bugging me over pm about it.

[Sprig]

select: Beskar - it just makes sense.

[johnhughthom]

Am I on the air? Huh? Oh, sorry...

Mr Slice, nice to talk to you. There's has been a lot of talk among Fatlings previously that you are much too influential due to your radio show that somehow manages to reach us even when we're in a building without a radio. Do you think the flurry of votes for you as director, despite you specifically saying you don't want it, are an affirmation of that believe or does it prove it a fallacy?

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

stop dragging me down with you >_> I do not endorse this! :yes:

Hey, if I gotta die so do you!! :laugh: :laugh4:

[Arjos]

Select: ATPG

Damn good job inviting people, he deserved it :)
Also this will allow us to sack him, who can resist? XD

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Select: ATPG

Damn good job inviting people, he deserved it :)
Also this will allow us to sack him, who can resist? XD

I sure in hell can't! :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice




Mr Slice, nice to talk to you. There's has been a lot of talk among Fatlings previously that you are much too influential due to your radio show that somehow manages to reach us even when we're in a building without a radio. Do you think the flurry of votes for you as director, despite you specifically saying you don't want it, are an affirmation of that believe or does it prove it a fallacy?


"Well Johnny Huge, I tend to agree that my loyal Fatling fans are among the most devoted fans in all of these United States. Even if I don't want to be their leader as I have previously and vociferously expressed (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137890-Capo-Off-topic-discussion&p=2053370966&viewfull=1#post2053370966), they will continue to clamor for Saucy gaining political power. But as I said before, I'm not a politician, and unless I see reason otherwise, I think the time has come for someone with more experience or more enthusiasm to take office. I'm just a guy running a radio program, man.

Now tell me something Johnny Huge, is it pills, or do you have some sort of exercise regimen? And do the girls like it, or does it scare them off?

My phone lines are flooded with requests for songs at the moment, and we will get to all you folks as soon as we possibly can. For now, though, I'd suggest that my fellow patriots do their civic duty and vote for the one they wish to be Director!"






If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[Kagemusha]

Select: GH. We need some real Generalship and we need it right now, no matter the Hankerchiefs.

[Backwards Logic]

Select: Backwards Logic

"Power! UNLIMITED POWER!"

*A-hem*, sorry, wrong forum.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice



"Well, I've taken a look at some of these songs you want me to play, and my first reaction is.... what in the blue marble is wrong with you people? But it's an all-request show, and we have to take what we can get. Hold on, I'm being handed something.... it seems that one of the candidates for Director of the Committee of Vigilance would like to be interviewed on the air! This is extraordinary! Let's find out if this candidate is up to snuff.

Mister Hanky General, you're on the air with DJ Saucy Slice. please say hello to our listeners and if you could, describe for us your vision of Fatlington under the watchful eye of a true General."





If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[GeneralHankerchief]

"Hey, everybody. Hopefully you're all doing well out there, eating well, sleeping well. Saucy Slice, thanks for having me. I'm not going to do the usual politician thing of explaining how much more wonderful life would be in Fatlington would be if you select me to be your Director. I think we've all been through this situation enough times in the past to know how to deal with it. Look at Commissioner Fermanagh, he's been prepared for months now. We've got special detectives and G-men from Washington and everything coming in undercover to do our work for us. I think we're all pretty self-sufficient here. So select me, and you won't be unnecessarily burdened with more government interference that frankly, I'm not even sure if we need."

[The Stranger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUAOYByGq_A

yes! who runs the world? vote TS!

[shlin28]

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of Fatlings. I pledge my life and honor to the Directorship, for this night and all the nights to come

Select: shlin28

[johnhughthom]

You can't edit a post with a vote in it Backwards Logic. Bad things happen to those who do it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice




"Hey, everybody. Hopefully you're all doing well out there, eating well, sleeping well. Saucy Slice, thanks for having me. I'm not going to do the usual politician thing of explaining how much more wonderful life would be in Fatlington would be if you select me to be your Director. I think we've all been through this situation enough times in the past to know how to deal with it. Look at Commissioner Fermanagh, he's been prepared for months now. We've got special detectives and G-men from Washington and everything coming in undercover to do our work for us. I think we're all pretty self-sufficient here. So select me, and you won't be unnecessarily burdened with more government interference that frankly, I'm not even sure if we need."

"So, Mister Hanky General, you're campaigning on a platform of limited, responsible government and down-to-earth all-American family values, is that not so?

Excellent, you sound like the kind of compassionate conservative this city needs. As it stands, our city is already under siege from the Feds, and I'm not just talking about the g-men. These taxes are out of control. If selected, would you be willing to campaign to lower taxes, once this crisis has been averted? There are many legitimate businessmen in this town who would like the government off their backs permanently, and are willing to do just about anything to make that happen. Will your administration be friendly to the local businessmen, or oppressive?"



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[seireikhaan]

Select: GeneralHankerchief

My general, always and forever.

[GeneralHankerchief]

"Excellent question, DJ Slice. While I don't think Fatlington's tax policy is quite under the Director of the Committee of Vigilance's jurisdiction, I'm definitely for lower taxes that are friendly to business. As any good resident of Fatlington knows, our fine city is built on tourism. With such icons as the picturesque beaches, the Hotel Abbatoir, and of course Club 30, people flock to Fatlington from up and down the East Coast. However, there would be nowhere to flock *to* if it wasn't for the fine businesses in the area. A tourist destination with nowhere to eat and nothing to buy is not much of a tourist destination, and we need to ensure that our tax rate allows businesses to continue to set up shop here and stay competitive. Therefore, this candidate for Director is behind the businesses one hundred percent... and thus by extension behind the people."

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice





"So, Mister Hanky General, you're campaigning on a platform of limited, responsible government and down-to-earth all-American family values, is that not so?

Excellent, you sound like the kind of compassionate conservative this city needs. As it stands, our city is already under siege from the Feds, and I'm not just talking about the g-men. These taxes are out of control. If selected, would you be willing to campaign to lower taxes, once this crisis has been averted? There are many legitimate businessmen in this town who would like the government off their backs permanently, and are willing to do just about anything to make that happen. Will your administration be friendly to the local businessmen, or oppressive?"



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.


I want Cashews and Milk for me and mein Hussars!!

[Jolt]

select: General Hankerchief

What could go wrong?

A Bridge Zhou Far comes up to mind as what could go wrong. :laugh3:

I was thinking of selecting Earthling for the lulz, but besides me GH is a fitting candidate as well.

Select: GH

[White_eyes:D]

Select: GeneralHankerchief

I liked his down-to-earth aura.:shrug:

[Erebus]

Select: Erebus

Save the newbs, man, save the newbs.

[El Barto]

Select: El Barto

I can only trust a name like that.
Ay carumba, Indeed you can! Kittens, Pizza with mozzarella and anchovies on top, bagpipes! All for one and none for all! Vote El Barto 2011!

Believer selects: ATPG for obvious reasons.

Massive game!
He asked you to join the game, not his cause.



…didn't he? Pizza, you know you can't convert people before the game starts.

You can't edit a post with a vote in it Backwards Logic. Bad things happen to those who do it.
But he's offering you power, unlimited power!

[woad&fangs]

Select: woad&fangs
If you don't, you will be sleeping with the fishes.

[El Barto]

One daily 24-hour segment of bagpipes on the radio, vote El barto for Director!

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice




"Excellent question, DJ Slice. While I don't think Fatlington's tax policy is quite under the Director of the Committee of Vigilance's jurisdiction, I'm definitely for lower taxes that are friendly to business. As any good resident of Fatlington knows, our fine city is built on tourism. With such icons as the picturesque beaches, the Hotel Abbatoir, and of course Club 30, people flock to Fatlington from up and down the East Coast. However, there would be nowhere to flock *to* if it wasn't for the fine businesses in the area. A tourist destination with nowhere to eat and nothing to buy is not much of a tourist destination, and we need to ensure that our tax rate allows businesses to continue to set up shop here and stay competitive. Therefore, this candidate for Director is behind the businesses one hundred percent... and thus by extension behind the people."

"It sounds as though you're the right man for the right job at the right time. Read his lips, ladies and gentlemen! NO NEW TAXES!!!

Candidate Hankerchief will fight for American businessmen and the loyal patriotic Fatlings they employ! Candidate Hankerchief will work hard to protect American capitalism and never surrender to the Godless communist bastards!

Well, I'm sold. You've got my support, and I urge my devoted fans to install Director Chief Hanky immediately, and allow me to continue to run this radio station and spend time with my son, who happens to be an intern here at the station. Thank you once again for your time, Chief Director-elect General Hanky. I know you're very busy, so please by all means go campaign for the people, and please slap these bumper stickers on every car you find.


Mega Mix WAPG 101.1, New Jersey's greatest Mix station!"



Deselect: Secura
Select: GeneralHankerchief



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[Krill]

select: Sprig simply because if you have to have an insane serial killer choosing who dies, you want one with experience

[Diamondeye]

Select: Sasaki Kojiro. Although I must say that The Stranger has some convincing... pamphlettes.

[Zack]

Select: Zack

Now, time to read the thread.

ZackCFC[at]hotmail[dot]com

[J.D.]

question: can we change our selection before the end of the day?

i am considering selecting askthepizzaguy, because, what the hell, he did invite me into this massive game.

[GeneralHankerchief]

question: can we change our selection before the end of the day?

i am considering selecting askthepizzaguy, because, what the hell, he did invite me into this massive game.

Answer: Yes.

Also, ATPG has requested that people not select him and threw his support behind me, so if you want to honor him... :eyebrows:

[Suburban Plankton]

One daily 24-hour segment of bagpipes on the radio, vote El barto for Director!
If you'll add in some steel drums for accompaniment, you've got my support!

[Khazaar]

Select: Khazaar

there´s only one strong and silent type here...

[Beskar]

select: General Hankerchief

What could go wrong?

I mean, it is not like he has a historical track record of screwing everyone over multiple times in multiple games..

Wait...

Major Robert Dump is the obvious choice, if anyone has seen him in action, he is the man you want in the action. Just look at him, he is a Major for crying out loud, how Figgin' cool is that?

We all know Generals are all overweight and long past their prime. It is a codeword within the army for OAP. What is with that Handkerchief anyway? Does he have a constant cold who is he too busy shining his brass knob upon his staff?

[edse]

Select:Suburban Plankton

[Zack]

Answer: Yes.

Also, ATPG has requested that people not select him and threw his support behind me, so if you want to honor him... :eyebrows:
Unselect, Select: GeneralHankerchief, only because you used that smiley.

[Xenoneb]

Select: JHT Vote for the guy!

[thefluffyone93]

Select: thefluffyone93

For a mafioso in every grave and an LOLcat on every page.

At the risk of sounding absurd, I do believe we have found the answer to all of our problems.

Select: Thefluffyone93

Also,

https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/dosequis.png

[Erebus]

Unselect; Select Thefluffyone93

New guys get no love, but lolcatz get all the love.

[Subotan]

All aboard the SSV Bandwagon, fastest travel to and from NYC!

Unselect:Subotan

Select:GH

[Ishmael]

We need more campaigning people!

select: GeneralHankerchief

[sturmhauke]

From one Song of Ice and Fire fan to another,

select: shlin28

[Zack]

Select: Zack

Now, time to read the thread.
Yeah, I totally gave up on that.

[GeneralHankerchief]

From one Song of Ice and Fire fan to another,

select: shlin28

Select GH, he knows where whores go.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmlb89ZAqKw&feature=player_embedded



"And now a classic prewar song. Your favorite and mine. Thank you, Subway.... Tan for the request! What an unusual name." :inquisitive:



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[El Barto]

"It sounds as though you're the right man for the right job at the right time. Read his lips, ladies and gentlemen! NO NEW TAXES!!!
You haven't said anything about keeping existing taxes at their current levels…

select: Sprig simply because if you have to have an insane serial killer choosing who dies, you want one with experience
WHAT? He was a great US President but let's not overrate. Also, he's from a country with little WC experience!

If you'll add in some steel drums for accompaniment, you've got my support!
This can be negotiated.

At the risk of sounding absurd, I do believe we have found the answer to all of our problems.

Select: Thefluffyone93

Also,

https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/dosequis.png


Unselect; Select Thefluffyone93

New guys get no love, but lolcatz get all the love.Im the true kitten!

[Craterus]

select: Craterus

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice




"Ladies and gentlemen, a package has been delivered to these offices. It contains a letter that I've been asked to read on the air.

I am not sure what to make of it, it could be some sort of terrorist threat, or whatever. I'm going to hand this over to the authorities once I'm done with it. I will note that I do not and this station does not endorse this message, nor can we vouch for its source or content. Here it is:


A MESSAGE TO RADIO STATION.

This is the Voice. People Fatlington, your numbers are correct. They promised to protect the master position. Handkerchief puppet government here to tell you that I'm not afraid. The government is here for you. The price of freedom to protect themselves from communism, and the mafia. I think themsleves Fatlington, and people, according to the column, all the encouragement to kill. System rebels.

Media Askthepizzaguy corrupt. With the advent of television, and showed negative effects on human health. The news media, to consolidate power, these allies in the Mafia. Trust Mafia. Askthepizzaguy voices' are the voices of the mob.

Paladin. Against the government. Fight against the Mafia. Find your voice.

The.Voice.of.Fatlington[at]gmail.com


.....Yeah. So anyway, this is really strange. No return address, just an email address. But, I've promised to be your source of news, information, and :daisy:-kicking music, and so here is news and/or information. Not sure which.


Actually, this message is killing my buzz, and I resent the implication that I am allied with the mafia. I've allied with no one, and I'm staying out of politics. Leave Saucy Slice alone, whoever you are. I don't want to get involved, sir or madam.

Back to the music in a moment."



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[Zack]

Pizza, get on messenger you slimeball.

I want people to IM me. :bigcry:

[White_eyes:D]

I hope there Engrish is not that bad....I couldn't tell if they were praising GH or insulting him.:laugh4:

[Cahoma]

Accept my song request man...

It's epic.
MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[Erebus]

One more time in English please!

[Winston Hughes]

Will you cast your vote for one of these talented, intelligent people who'll use the power sensibly in pursuit of the town's collective goals? Or will you rally behind a kitten-obsessed lunatic who probably hasn't even read the rules, and is guaranteed to spam up the thread with bizarre nonsense at every opportunity?

https://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll235/WinstonHughes/el_barto_4_prez.jpg

select: El Barto

Let's make it Caturday everyday.

[Cahoma]

Who's a kitten-obsessed lunatic?

[thefluffyone93]

HOW I REQUEST SONG FROM THE ALMIGHTY PIZZA STATION?
I have so many songs that fit.....

Also, new page, so.....
https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/everywhere.png

[LazyMcCrow]

"DJ Slice. First time listener, and first time caller, but big fan of your music already. So - A Director (General?) who is prepared to talk so transparently to the press seems a decent enough way to start a campaign, but I'd like to hear less of the usual blah blah about taxes and stuff and maybe more specifics about his background - especially if the general consensus ends up opting to give him a couple of cracks of the whip.
Select: General Hanky for now, and I hope we get to hear more of the interview. AND I'd really like to hear 'Paintball's coming Home' by Half-Man Half-Biscuit :)

[ contact info (douglasefresh AT google mail DOT com) - happy to be put on the list ]

[Winston Hughes]

Who's a kitten-obsessed lunatic?

The guy you're about to vote for, that's who. :deal2:

[thefluffyone93]

The guy you're about to vote for, that's who. :deal2:

https://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h454/thefluffyone93/arnold.png

[Erebus]

I hope there Engrish is not that bad....I couldn't tell if they were praising GH or insulting him.:laugh4:


Handkerchief puppet government
Sounds like he's against? But he did say the government is here to help too....:shrug:

[Subotan]

Guys, can we please cut down on the memes? I don't care if I'm Commander Buzz Killington of the SSV SR-4 Normandy, but it's something which bothered me rather intensely in ATPG's mafia game, and I don't have the patience or the lack of a sense of humour to tolerate it in this game. Remember that you are sharing this game with 130 other players, most of whom want to spend their time reading the thread actually playing the game, rather than sifting through tired jokes.

[Seon]

Master General, may I have a word? What is your policy regarding the properties of convicted criminals? Will a new death tax be placed on all members of criminal backgrounds for the good of our city?

[Cahoma]

Hot damn! I freaking love cats!

Deselect; Select: Winston Hughes

[classical_hero]

Is it unselect or deselect? I am confused, but I will unselect; select:GH It is so much easier to just initialise his name that spell it wrong.

[White_eyes:D]

Sounds like he's against? But he did say the government is here to help too....:shrug:

But it is weird...look at this.

Handkerchief puppet government here to tell you that I'm not afraid. The government is here for you.
Do they mean there here for everyone and decrying GH or are they with GH??

They need a editor and should stop being so vague.:book:

[thefluffyone93]

Guys, can we please cut down on the memes? I don't care if I'm Commander Buzz Killington of the SSV SR-4 Normandy, but it's something which bothered me rather intensely in ATPG's mafia game, and I don't have the patience or the lack of a sense of humour to tolerate it in this game. Remember that you are sharing this game with 130 other players, most of whom want to spend their time reading the thread actually playing the game, rather than sifting through tired jokes.

...............
I still don't see the enjoyment people derive from reading loads of text based arguments.
Better off watching a political debate!

[El Barto]

Pizza, get on messenger you slimeball.

I want people to IM me. :bigcry:
Just added you to MSN, silly colonial. Get thyself into it or I'll send the IRS after you!

Will you cast your vote for one of these talented, intelligent people who'll use the power sensibly in pursuit of the town's collective goals? Or will you rally behind a kitten-obsessed lunatic who probably hasn't even read the rules, and is guaranteed to spam up the thread with bizarre nonsense at every opportunity?

<snipped image>

select: El Barto

Let's make it Caturday everyday.
It already is. It's not bizarre nonsense, I tell you! Accusing Renata of being scum has some very logical foundations, and I can prove it!

[Subotan]

...............
I still don't see the enjoyment people derive from reading loads of text based arguments.

Well, it's why I and others play mafia. If I wanted to look at memes, I'd go to funnyjunk or something.


Better off watching a political debate!

Hahaha. Of all the people you could have said that to...

[Montmorency]

Guys, can we please cut down on the memes? I don't care if I'm Commander Buzz Killington of the SSV SR-4 Normandy, but it's something which bothered me rather intensely in ATPG's mafia game, and I don't have the patience or the lack of a sense of humour to tolerate it in this game. Remember that you are sharing this game with 130 other players, most of whom want to spend their time reading the thread actually playing the game, rather than sifting through tired jokes.

Memes are fine; more importantly, OH GOD what's the count here?!

[slashandburn]

Select:thefluffyone
Those are the best commericials ever, the dos equis ones.

Anyone need another pair of hands for a protection group or the like?

[Moros]

I'll vote: abstain for now.

EDIT: Ofcourse vote should be select so, select: abstain. Gah!

[Erebus]

That's a good point. Should we implement Spoilered tallies?

[Moros]

That's a good point. Should we implement Spoilered tallies?
Actually we should. But I'm to lazy to start it of now. Anyone in the mood?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

unselect, select:GH

I'm putting together a group for killing people with annoyingly large signatures. Contact me if interested.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

fos:erebus

[Askthepizzaguy]

More junk from my inbox.


People Fatlington. Voice over mafia fears. Mafia to express their concerns. Fatlington social experiment of the government. They are trying to get the mouse to kill each other. Handkerchief oversees. Laughs when you die.

The Voice


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Fatlington Mafia fatlingtonmafia@gmail.com
Date: Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Subject: Nice try friends
To: The.Voice.of.Fatlington@gmail.com


Clever move posing as townies. Sadly I see through your ploy.

There can only be one.

Best of luck to you.


So, my guess is, the scumbags are openly posting their email addresses through me. Now that, was clever. That was very clever.

Oh Jeebus forgive me but I fell for it. :laugh4:

That said, game still seems town-winnable since these mafias can get infiltrated by folks seeking to do so. Enjoy, fellas. Who can you trust, who CAN you trust? :evilgrin:

Anyone else want to make their email accessible? Contact me.

[The Stranger]

select: Craterus

YOU LIVE!!!

you should vote for me u know...

[Populus Romanus]

Select: Winston Hughs

[Erebus]

fos:erebus

Did I just get FoSed for wanting an updated Tally?

Brillant! unselect;select:Sasaki

Reverse OMGUS

[El Barto]

Anyone else want to make their email accessible? Contact me.
Someone tell zack to accept El barto in his hawtmale account.

[Xenoneb]

So... Many... PMs... If you would like to join any type of group (vig/doctor) PM me.

[White_eyes:D]

I'm putting together a group for killing people with annoyingly large signatures. Contact me if interested. Can't even entertain the notion that your going to be a pacifist doctor?:no:

[Montmorency]

I know just how you feel. :)

[Kennigit]

Select: Kennigit

[landlubber]

Select: Erebus.
Fall from Heaven throwback ftw.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Citizens of Fatlington, the Fatlington Police Department has established an emergency crime hotline. Please report any suspicious activity to fatlingtonpd@gmail.com. Police officers will be assigned to investigate all credible leads. Do not resort to vigilante justice, leave the crime fighting to the professionals.

Have a safe day.

Fatlington Police Department

LOL, more mafia email addresses, most likely. But sure, report some tips anonymously to the "police".

*snicker*

[Montmorency]

You call that neutrality? :stare:

[The Stranger]

LOL, more mafia email addresses, most likely. But sure, report some tips anonymously to the "police".

*snicker*

surely any professional pd would have an own website and could therefore use contact or info@fdp.com (fdp obviously meaning fatlingtonpolicedepartment and not the shorter version of a terrible french swear)

[Askthepizzaguy]

You call that neutrality? :stare:

I'm not discriminating, if that's what you mean. Yes, that's very neutral.

Also, gotta put out another brush fire at work. Means I'll be at work, there will be a delay in posting more mafia email addresses. By all means, keep this stuff coming, it's extremely amusing!

[a completely inoffensive name]

Select: abstain

*channeling herman cain* If you guys were to put me in charge, I will implement my four part plan that will tackle the four underlining issues this game has in a time span of just four weeks.

1. Kill Earthling. Why? Symmetry. He is mafia this time around and now I am going to be the guy that has to somehow convince everyone to kill him before he gets the upper hand.
2. Kill everyone who works on EB 2. Why? Because my ancient history is rusty and I need to refresh my memory on some things. The sooner it comes out, the better.
3. Kill Fluffy. Why? http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gifThe amount of memes in this thread, IS TOO DAMN HIGH! (I will leave it to fluffy to actually put that in picture form.)
4. Kill....umm....whoever posts right after me. Because....they are bad people. yeah.


Steam username: hookshotsforeveryone

Also, I will not answer anyone in this thread, unless they call me by my new name. "Mr. Cal King". I don't care if it gets me lynched. that is my new name. please make it in bold so i can pick it out in this very large thread. Thank you.

[Xenoneb]

Yeah!

[Montmorency]

I'm not discriminating, if that's what you mean. Yes, that's very neutral.

Also, gotta put out another brush fire at work. Means I'll be at work, there will be a delay in posting more mafia email addresses. By all means, keep this stuff coming, it's extremely amusing!

You call one group of Mafiosi clever, and then snicker at another?!

That's racist!

[Monk]

Select: abstain

I don't know if I can choose someone so early in the game, so readily. What if I pick the wrong person? No no i couldn't live with that on my conscious. So many good candidates offering leadership - i just can't decide!

Contact information is by way of PM here at the org or my steam name, hardluckrabbit. Request other IM information by way of those two if desired. ~D

[shlin28]

Unselect: shlin28, Select: Abstain

Clearly my superior brand of leadership isn't wanted here. *walks away haughtily*

Also, I am a complete Steam noob and gave ATPG the wrong thingy. So I'll write out my contact details for all the world to see -> shlin28 AT gmail.com is my MSN and shlin28 is my Steam username (see a pattern here?).

[sturmhauke]

Select GH, he knows where whores go.

Hmm, you may have a point there. The Fatling Watch is probably not all about the whores.

sack: shlin28
select: GH

[God Emperor]

Select: Seon

Let a new era of madness begin! :beam:

[Xenoneb]

Unselect: shlin28, Select: Abstain

[Erebus]

Mr. Cal Queen, the RENT is what is too damn high. Anything else is an exxaggerratttedd extrapolation.

Oh! I thought it was Mr. Caulking. Thanks for the correction.

[DaveShack]

On gmail I'm known as daveshack.cfc -- I guess that works for both email and IM, though haven't used the IM much.

[El Barto]

On gmail I'm known as daveshack.cfc -- I guess that works for both email and IM, though haven't used the IM much.Aye, but the gmail needs gTalk. Or pidgin.

[gibsonsg91921]

Select: El Barto Because he is right above me and I <3 the Simpsons

[SisterCoyote]

Select: BillMc

He may not always be able to explain himself, but he's still almost always right.

[TheLastDays]

GUYS! I'm out for like half a day and there's over 150 posts in this thread! Gah!

In other news: A bandwagon? Even if it's just for director, I'm here to jump!

select: GeneralHankerchief

My MSN is clearly visible in my profile, I'll be up for autographs and pictures :yes:

[Craterus]

YOU LIVE!!!

you should vote for me u know...

Those who seek power are not worthy of that power.

[Scienter]

Select GH, he knows where whores go.

Select: GH for an awesome Ice and Fire reference. :book:

[Memnon]

I will Select: GH, this is going to be great!:grin3:

[classical_hero]

It seems like GH is the leading contender for the Directorship and following closely is this abstain fellow, I think we need to keep a close eye on this guy. fos:abstain

[BillMc]

Select: BillMc
He may not always be able to explain himself, but he's still almost always right.

Urm, erm, right, if you say so. Select: Abstain for now

[El Barto]

Vote El Barto! Kittens for everyone!

[Secura]

select: Abstain

[Riedquat]

Unselect: shlin28, Select: Abstain

FoS: Xenoneb!! You selected johnhughthom, not Shlin28 :dizzy2:

[Montmorency]

Trust him, he knows what he is doing.

[Xenoneb]

I copied and pasted that, I forgot to change it to JHT.

[Romanic]

Timer:

Welcome to Capo di Tutti Capi IV!
This counter was not working well for me in the previous game, there was a +/- 2-3 hours difference iirc.

Making sure it's okay now - I'm currently reading approx 12 hours 50 mins. Is this right?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yes, Romanic.

[Romanic]

Yes, Romanic.
Thank you.

select: GH :smug2:

[Riedquat]

Current tally... feel free to re-check, I've included edited posts too.. but not the abstained ones..

GH 17
Atpg 5
El Barto 3
Fluffy 3
Sasaki 3
Yaropolk 3
MRD 2
The Stranger 2
Winston Hughes 2
AggonyKing 1
Backwards Logic 1
Beskar 1
BillMc 1
Camikaze 1
Captain Blackadder 1
Craterus 1
Erebus 1
God Emperor 1
johnhughthom 1
kennigit 1
Khazaar 1
Peasant Phil 1
Scienter 1
Seon 1
Shlin28 1
Sprig 1
Suburban Plankton 1
w&f 1

[Hamata]

Select: Pharoah


in case that fails Select: askthepizzaguy

[scottishranger]

Select: Sasaki

I wanna keep him where i can see him

[Double A]

I'm skipping the thread
gotta go to bed.
select: General Hankerchief,
his chances stolen by a thief.
Plus, I like my head.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

OOC

Okay gamers! Sorry it took so long, but all PMs are out. Questions by PM please.

A running tally would be excellent assistance...please :sweatdrop:

Good night.

[Tratorix]

Select: Pharoah


in case that fails Select: askthepizzaguy

Pharoah, you can only make one selection at a time. You can't cast backup votes in case your first doesn't win.

[Captain Blackadder]

Select GH

He served well as our leader in the Chinese Civil War even though he turned out to be a sk but I am sure it won't happen again.

[Lewwyn]

I like funny things... Select: Thefluffyone93

[Neri]

Select: Yaropolk for his earnestness and for Earthling's thoughtful endorsement.

Also, I'm confused by the level of OOC-ness. E-mails and memes? Clearly some sort of time paradox.

[ULC]

Select:GH

Because following the herd is what townies do, right?

[gnarlycharlie]

Select: Suburban Plankton for using random.org before i did. :2thumbsup:

[Choxorn]

Select: TheFluffyOne

What's the worst that could happen?

[Chaotix]

Guys, I totally can't form a new mafia group with only like 3 people.

Much as I wish it wasn't the case, I need a group of five to kill dudes tonight.

So shoot me those PMs. I will take you to the top. I will be blatantly obvious. I will not be lynched until somebody figures out I'm not joking.




Also, Unselect, Select: GH. Gonna grant that wish.

[Xehh II]

Select: Xehh II
Because I don't trust anyone enough this early in the game to select them and basically, I'm just awesome.

[Silver Jan]

Select: askthepizzaguy

Because he can talk the hind leg off a donkey.

[Clitsome]

Select: woad&fangs

I don't like fish...

[Sprig]

WHAT? He was a great US President but let's not overrate. Also, he's from a country with little WC experience!


Serial Killer =/= President. (although....) WC?

[Visor]

Select: Montmorency

[guiri]

Select: El Barto

[Askthepizzaguy]

Folks who want to make contacts:

Refer to post five of the game thread (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137953-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-IV&p=2053372616&viewfull=1#post2053372616). I have updated the list of folks who have provided their contact info for public consumption.

:bow:

[Camikaze]

Select: Sprig. Haven't seen him 'round in a while.

[Diana Abnoba]

Select:GH

Because following the herd is what townies do, right?


Yes they do. Right? Right! Select: GH Mooooow.

[Beefy187]

I would vote for GH, but I quite like the madness idea.

Vote: Seon

[johnhughthom]

That was the strangest sounding cow I've ever heard, assuming it was a cow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

That was the strangest sounding cow I've ever heard, assuming it was a cow.

Cow?

Clearly you've not seen her lawn. The mower, it is broken.

[The Stranger]

I would vote for GH, but I quite like the madness idea.

Vote: Seon

you cant vote yet... FOS beefy.

[Montmorency]

:
Select: Montmorency

Not yet, you fool! :shifty::creep:

[LazyMcCrow]

Cow?

Clearly you've not seen her lawn. The mower, it is broken.

It sounded like a cross between a cow and a cat to me. Bilingual!

[naut]

Select: Erebus

The afterlife? Sure why not.

[Sigurd]

Select GH, he knows where whores go.
That's it... This man is KA-GA-BA material

Select: GeneralHankerchief

[Major Robert Dump]

Thanks for the nomination, but I am not running. My children need me, and I have to get my single-mom daughter ready for DWTS. NASCAR needs me, you guys do not.

[Beefy187]

you cant vote yet... FOS beefy.

I swear I meant select

Unvote: Seon

Select: Seon

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gaj2kTj4B0



"One last song before I hit the road: Lord of Darkness by Frost Like Ashes. I can't understand a word of it, but I was asked to play it by some legitimate businessmen. I'll get to some of your other requests tomorrow."




If you want to request a song, tune in tomorrow, same time, same station, during the DJ Saucy Slice All-Request Hour. Phone lines are now closed.

[Visor]

@ Askthepizzaguy

You are clearly spamming up the thread. When I nightkill you for being an annoying radio host, in the writeup it'll have me cut down a tree on you, like Ker-chop! and then *BANG* and no more mindless chatter and I can have my soul back.

:tongue:

(http://chainsawcomics.com/comics/ker-chop/)

[Ishmael]

So is our incoming director (read: GH) taking requests for execution methods? Personally I'm in favour of working upwards in terms of brutality and entertainment, in order to save the best (or worst, as it were) till last. Maybe we could start with the traditional axing, followed by lynching, firing range, burying alive, slow boiling in oil, and finally overexposure to Mariah Carey music (a truly horrible way to go :no:). Just some suggestions :-).

[Montmorency]

Impalement through the pelvis.
Neural manipulation to enhance pain sensation that will make every breath a torment.

[Visor]

You are a sick, twisted individual. I feel sick reading that now...

[Renata]

Select GH

He served well as our leader in the Chinese Civil War even though he turned out to be a sk but I am sure it won't happen again.

Indeed if he hadn't been so busy murdering people he would surely have mopped the floor with the Imperialists and the Japanese. Fatlington needs that kind of get up and go.


I mean, it is not like he has a historical track record of screwing everyone over multiple times in multiple games..

You have no sense of adventure.

[Captain Blackadder]

So is our incoming director (read: GH) taking requests for execution methods? Personally I'm in favour of working upwards in terms of brutality and entertainment, in order to save the best (or worst, as it were) till last. Maybe we could start with the traditional axing, followed by lynching, firing range, burying alive, slow boiling in oil, and finally overexposure to Mariah Carey music (a truly horrible way to go :no:). Just some suggestions :-).

Come on you need to go for the truly horrific listening to Barney the Dinosaur none stop till you kill yourself is much more cruel.

[Populus Romanus]

populusromanus[at]hotmail[dot]com

[Sigurd]

We should keep public discussion to a minimum. :sneaky:

[Renata]

I have yet to get my commie recruitment PM, Sigurd.

[Montmorency]

You are a sick, twisted individual. I feel sick reading that now...

:evil: :eyebrows:

[Xehh II]

Since people are talking about death by music: Shouldn't justin beiber count? Or Katy perry? Or the people who made that rediculus G6 song? Basically any of the soulless music of today?
I know if I had to listen to the music of today non stop I would kill myself.

[Captain Blackadder]

markritchie1989 gmail.com

[ByzantineKnight]

meaton09 at gmail . com

[TheLastDays]

well. thelastdays[at]live[dot]at

[thefluffyone93]

I like funny things... Select: Thefluffyone93
I like this guy.


Select: TheFluffyOne

What's the worst that could happen?

..............
OH, I DON'T KNOW.....

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Do you people need my e-mail?

[BSmith]

Good lord! Less than 24 hours in and we are at 200+ posts!?!? This is going to be an interesting game to follow. :D

Anyway, select: GH.

[Diamondeye]

Select GH, he knows where whores go.

Can't argue with a Song quote like that. Everyone loves Tyrion! Unselect; Select: GeneralHankie


I'm putting together a group for killing people with annoyingly large signatures. Contact me if interested.

Definitely.


Guys, I totally can't form a new mafia group with only like 3 people.

Much as I wish it wasn't the case, I need a group of five to kill dudes tonight.

So shoot me those PMs. I will take you to the top. I will be blatantly obvious. I will not be lynched until somebody figures out I'm not joking.

... But what criteria are you using? Can they match Sasaki's?

Also, Pizzaguy is ignoring my (very mature) musical suggestion!

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

No one is selecting me. No one likes me :sad:!

[SisterCoyote]

No one selected me, either, but I figure that either means I'm safe in that no one has noticed me, or I'm dead.

[robbiecon]

For those of you who wish to IM me, I am conlonr2 [at] hotmail.com

I am also willing to talk with you on Skype, Facebook or Gmail but you must PM me for those.

[Subotan]

Don't publish your email like that publicly. Spam bots comb fora for email addresses. If you insist on giving out your email address, the correct format would be chump [at] chumpmail.com

[robbiecon]

Don't publish your email like that publicly. Spam bots comb fora for email addresses. If you insist on giving out your email address, the correct format would be chump [at] chumpmail.com

Yes, I just changed it when I noticed everyone else was doing it like that. Thanks for the tip-off anyway.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

At last the long wait is over
the weight is off my shoulder
I'm taking all control
My mind is set so free

I'm where I want to be
To get the best of me
… “Too Long”
… Daft Punk


8:44PM Monday, 29 October 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey


“Doesn’t seem to be too much need to count the remaining ballots and I’m very much ready to get myself outside a glass of Jameson’s. Does anyone object to me closing this initial selection without a precise tally?”

Fermanagh eyed the assembled Fatlings. None objected. A few still seemed to be just sitting there, vacantly staring, as though they weren’t active and alive. Fermanagh continued,,

“It’s clear to me that your initial choice as Director of the Committee of Vigilance is our own GeneralHankerchief. I’m glad you chose him. He’s been in Fatlington as long as any of us – Saint’s preserve me, but GH was around even before I set foot here. We can trust him to take charge and do things right.”

There was a muted round of applause, which GH acknowledged with a slight – but just ever so jaunty – wave.

“With a Director in place, you’ll need to begin meetings to bring this process to a conclusion and to save Fatlington. We will meet here each morning at about 9:30am for an initial review session. Then the committee will be in “loose” session, members also have to attend to their own business, so they will be in and out. Each evening at 6:30pm we’ll have a session to finalize that day’s vote and subsequent selections...and to carry out the executions as well. The director will be assigned four of my toughest micks to protect them and assist in this task. The rest of the department will try to keep a lid on the population at large so that you can focus on your task.”

Most of those present looked grimly determined at Fermanagh’s comments. A few furtive looks might have been better described as “eager.”.

“With that, it appears that this initial session is at a close. General?”

Generalhankerchief walked to the front and took the gavel from Commissioner Fermanagh. One business-like 'THUMP' made an endnote to the meeting. Night had come to Fatlington.

OOC:
As is typical with capo, so as to allow for new teams to form, chat and coordinate (and betray), the first session will be longer than typical. Orders deadline for night one is:



1. Please mark all orders PMs as “N1 orders”

2. Yes, orders may be changed

3. I will use as the actual orders for you for that night either:

a. The last ones submitted, or

b. Those that are labeled as “use these regardless of any others”

4. Pay attention to the correct info being in your PM, unless you want it to fail.

Also, I would like to recruit 3 official tally keepers. One each to keep tallies on lynch votes and selections, and a third to double check the others. I will reward each with an additional trait. PM me; first come first used.

[Winston Hughes]

overexposure to Mariah Carey music (a truly horrible way to go :no:).

Come on you need to go for the truly horrific listening to Barney the Dinosaur none stop till you kill yourself is much more cruel.

Since people are talking about death by music: Shouldn't justin beiber count? Or Katy perry? Or the people who made that rediculus G6 song? Basically any of the soulless music of today? I know if I had to listen to the music of today non stop I would kill myself.

You may jest... (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?127416-The-Revenge-of-Inishmore!-Concluded&p=2471766&viewfull=1#post2471766)

[Frozen In Ice]

OOC: Just stopping by real quick to say I am here though I missed Day1. Now I have some reading to do.

[Diamondeye]

You may jest... (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?127416-The-Revenge-of-Inishmore!-Concluded&p=2471766&viewfull=1#post2471766)

Some guy also hosted a Music Mafia where Bieber was the "Big Bad"... :smug:

[Subotan]

I am behind any administration that quotes from Daft Punk, especially from the Book of Discovery. I hope that this (or even better, a general French electronica theme) becomes a constant!

[woad&fangs]

If anyone needs another person for their night party let me know.

[DELETE_THIS]

Reporting in.

[AggonyKing]

It occurs to me I'm lonely and require a party. I'll bring coffee and donuts! You may contact me through pm here or steam. Or I can give you my email but I'll only give it out through PM.

[Krill]

2 new addresses to contact me at for chat.

krill()forumgames()gmail()com
krill()forumsgames()yahoo()com

[GeneralHankerchief]

Thanks for your votes everyone, I promise to do my best to provide entertaining executions for you all. :bow:

oh, and catch the mafia and all that too I guess

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Thanks for your votes everyone, I promise to do my best to provide entertaining executions for you all. :bow:

oh, and catch the mafia and all that too I guess

Cashews and Milk and Gingerbreadmen for you!! :yes:


:pimp:

[Seon]

I say that we return to the simple way of execution: the trial by water.

We will first give the man a diving suit, complete with lead weight, oxygen tanks, goggles, and flippers. Then we shall drag him to the town aquarium. Here we shall throw the accused man into the water. If the water takes him, then he obviously is a mafia who is weighed down by his sins. Under the water, he shall be embraced by the special deputy Octopus. The oxygen mask will keep him alive long enough for the guilty to be sent to the jail within deputy Octopus's stomach, where he shall await trial.

If he floats than he obviously is a witch who must be pelted with eggs until expiration occurs.

[shlin28]

Available for grunt work tonight as well :)

[Death is yonder]

Whoops sorry Seamus, didn't see the thread.

Anyway, GH is definitely a great choice for the director position. Without a doubt he will lead the people with his vision for the future! :tongue:

For interested parties:

MSN: diymafiakit [at] hot[]mail [dot] com, do pm me as to who you are in game!

My .org inbox is open for love letters, death threats and job offers :wink:

[Renata]

I could be a female spider and offer you all three in one shot.

[Johhog]

UNSELECT: Askthepizzaguy
SELECT: ELITEWARMANHOLYBANANAIDONTREMEMBERHISNAME

[Xehh II]

Keen for work tonight too, don't forget about me

[Diamondeye]

I could be a female spider and offer you all three in one shot.

... Kittenspider?!

[Krill]

...is it night yet?

[Xehh II]

...is it night yet?
Yup, pretty sure it is

[Khazaar]

I´m available for work and not afraid to get my hands wet ;-)

We all have to do what we can in this economy...

[El Barto]

... Kittenspider?!
I have something better. Kittensporran!

https://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7606/catinakilt.png

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay-


No questions asked, you need contact for vigilantism, I got names.

You need contact for protectionism, I got names.

You want to be placed with a group, no matter what, select "surprise me", and I'll place you.

No man or woman left behind. But do try to do this without me if you can.

Note: 12 hours before the deadline, I stop forming groups. No sense in making groups that will never function because peeps don't send in orders, and then folks go to their death.

[TheLastDays]

Need someone to fill out a group? Let me know.

[Andres]

So, I am gone for 1 (one!) day and you guys select GeneralHankerchief as your director??????

Town already lost this game :no:

[Askthepizzaguy]

So, I am gone for 1 (one!) day and you guys select GeneralHankerchief as your director??????

Town already lost this game :no:

FOS: Andres

That color is suspiciously like a code.

[TheLastDays]

There was a bandwagon. You know I can't resist :no:

[Seon]

FOS: Oh! TheLastRays

Making excuses of you actions, eh?