Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Aw man. I have to go to work now so I won't get to see what happened for the next 13 hours. :wall:

The waiting is the hardest part.

[edse]

Am I the only one still alive in this world? Gas leak at Club30 and a smoking spy? The Convention Center blown up by Russian extremists? What happened?

edit: ...and then Pizza post just before me...

[El Barto]

Bahahahahahaha!

I love how the scum are so afraid of me they feel the need to threaten the town not to work with me.

Join me, and I will rid this city of such low-life. I will teach them true fear.
'The scum'. 'The town'. So, you're neither. 'Join me', interesting, are you a cult, maybe? Teach people true fear, points at dark side. Sir, you reek of scumminesse.

Am I the only one still alive in this world? Gas leak at Club30 and a smoking spy? The Convention Center blown up by Russian extremists? What happened?

edit: ...and then Pizza post just before me...
I have the answer to all your problems.

PERRRKELEE!!

[Seamus Fermanagh]

“I know you're out there
And I know you care
'Cause I feel you
Like an angel watching over me

Don't shut me out
I'm an arson to myself
Who can't put out the fires
Until there's nothing left

So take my broken glass
And help me make a window
So I can see your face
After all that I have been through”
….Watching Over Me
….Thousand Foot Crutch


Fourth Night -- The Streets of Fatlington


Askthepizzaguy sat calmly at one of the outdoor tables at the bar at the Hotel Abbatoir. The meeting had ended only an hour ago and he had decided on a late-night café coretto. The open air would make things easier.

He was half-way through his drink…

>>>half-full, he mused with a smile, definitely half-full<<<

when everything began to happen at once. Two pairs of shooters opened up from Seaside Park across Park Place from the hotel. Another pair turned the corner from the front entrance. Both parties were clearly gunning for him – after all, he was the only patron out of doors this evening.

Almost as if by magic, a quintet of coated and masked figures popped out of the shadows or out of the bar and surrounded ATPG at his little table. The first shots from across the street and coming around the corner had been wild. The shooter’s second bursts bounced off the shields the quintet had deployed facing outwards around Pizza in a protective array.

As the shooters continued forward a car zipped up from the Boardwalk on Park and nearly bowled over the two attackers there. As they jumped, the car spun, turning after them and chasing them into the park – brilliantly driven.

The second pair was disarmed after only two bursts each. One had his tommy gun snatched up by an unseen figure using a lariat out the window from a room on the third level. That shooter looked up, surprised and a little frightened, and then took off back past the entrance.

At nearly the same moment, a lone motorcyclist roared past and snatched the tail of the second would be shooter’s trench coat. The bike shuddered as it whipped the shooter off his feet, his grease gun clattering off into the storm drain, but the driver stayed on his bike. Even though he couldn’t really hold the shooter for long – there would be no modernized dragging through the streets scene – that shooter two was disarmed and faded into the shadows before anyone could pin him or her down.

Askthepizzaguy finished his coffee – he hadn’t stirred and barely blinked at the noise – and then stood up.

“Thanks everyone. Someone please settle the tab, would you? I have an appointment.”

Pizza smoothly walked into the bar and through the lobby to the exit.


Sasaki Kojiro had felt, since the night before last, a nagging sense of dread. There was a ‘presence.’ He could not pinpoint it; all he knew for sure was that it was in Fatlington. He dreaded the meetings; the sense of tension. Getting out of town seemed compelling. Only the discipline of long years' experience held him in place.

It did not keep him from drinking to excess, however. On this night, he found himself - knowing not how or why - in a waterfront hole-in-the-wall called 'The Whore's Cudgel.' Pulling his face out of a bowl of Prohibition-era moonshine, he quickly took stock of his surroundings with trained eye. He sat at a low table on a long bench roughly hewn of oak. The only illumination came from a kerosone lamp that was tied to a nail in the ceiling by dazzling incorporeal geometries.

Caught up in this reverie, he did not notice the figure advancing from behind him until it replaced his empty bowl with one brim-filled with unwatered wine. Sasaki loosened his grip on the hidden Colt revolver only when the bartender had fully retreated into some unlit part of the room.

Sasaki soon turned his attention to the wine. He had not been able to sleep unaided since that night. The dreams had roused him then. He could not remember any details; nor could he remember dreaming at all. But he knew. He knew, and yet he could not say that he knew it. Nevertheless, the touch of pillow or mattress to his skin now filled Sasaki with blinding terror. Of course he was moved to drink.

As he gulped down the strong wine, though, he could almost forget. Begin to misunderstand. Why was he here? Hadn't he dreamt well before now, cheek resting against the surface of the bowl? 'I'm getting too old for this,' he murmured to himself, picking a sinuous silver hair out of the wine.

Tremors passed through all the surfaces around Sasaki. The bowl danced off the table and spilled the remainder of its contents on the floor. The earthen floor. The lamp swung about wildly. As the walls shuddered ever more fiercely, it leapt into the ceiling and was smashed. Light guttered out.

Panic gripped him. Gun in hand, he stumbled about in the dark. Muddled as his brain was, instinct guided him to egress. He stumbled out into the moon-bright night and the cool night breeze. A sulphurous, gale force wind, immediately assailed him. His gun and fedora were swept away. As he slurred curses and reached out for them, the wind took him sprawling to the asphalt. The buildings on the street visibly vibrated. The sand on the beach hovered in a cloud. A woman giving birth at the hospital wailed after passing a stillborn child. Her womb had been made into a pit, inert forevermore.

Sasaki felt it in all his cells. It had a sobering effect. He hastily rose up and turned - and saw it at last. He could not see it truly, for it blotted out the moon. A maelstrom blocked the entire street, a block down. It was darker than the bar had been when the lamp broke. A pillar of dust and debris rose endlessly into the sky. Here and there along the outskirts, amorphous forms were implied by the moonlight. Sasaki dropped once more, this time to his knees. Finally, Sasaki remembered. But nothing could prepare him for what came next.

>>>WHAT DO YOU SEE?<<<

Something within the storm roared in every human voice that ever uttered words. The sound wrenched his heart and brought salt to the corners of his eyes. And yet, he was compelled to respond.

“I don’t understand...”

>>>I MUST KNOW WHAT YOU SEE.<<<

Sasaki suffered. He could not endure before the sound for much longer.

“Death. Wretched death!”

>>>TELL ME.<<<

The whirlwind advances, until he was nearly engulfed. Nearly microscopic particles tore at his face.

“Even you cannot hide from what you don’t know! Even you!”

WHAT AM I?

Sasaki hid his face and screamed.

>Fade to black.<

Sasaki awoke in his bathtub in his suite at the Hotel Abbatoir. He must have had *the dreams* again. Why could he never remember? Oh Christ, was this hangover bad. What had he drunk last night? And why was his coat in tatters? Were were his hat and revolver? This had never happened before. He had always been so careful.

>>>Something fishy is going on - looks like I'm gonna have to find a new room again...<<<


Johnhughthom was surprised by the sound of his doorbell ringing, and even more surprised when he saw a pizza delivery man at the door, holding a pizza. He opened his door slightly, with the chain latched for security, and stated that he hadn't ordered any pizza. "You have the wrong address, sir." Oddly, the pizza guy was wearing a fedora, and seemed to have a gun in his right front pocket. No trenchcoat this time, just a tight-fitting black uniform with a nametag. Johnhughthom recognized who it was as he lifted his gaze to meet John's. "I don't think so. I've come to the right place, haven't I?" said the pizza man.

"It's... it's you! Y-you're the one who has been terrorizing F-Fatlington!" John stammered.

"That's right, and now I've come for you." said the stranger as he kicked the door open, breaking the chain and forcing his way into John's apartment. "Why have you come for me!?" screamed John, as he dove behind furniture for cover. "I'm not a lurker, dang it!" That's when the Pizza guy tossed his Thompson sub-machine gun on the kitchen counter and loosened the top button of his uniform. "That's true, John, very true.... and yet, still, this has been a long time coming. I've heard what you've been up to. I've heard all the rumors, and I had to see it for myself." Johnhughthom's face was a mix of confusion and panic as he replied, "See what? I haven't done anything wrong, I swear it!"

"That's not what I've heard.... I've heard you've been a naughty boy, Johnny. And I won't leave until I confirm if the rumors are true." The Pizza man as he tossed aside the furniture between himself and Johnhughthom, and John was backed into a corner. There was no escape. "What are you going to do to me?" John asked, as he brushed up against the wall. The pizza man moved in closer, and closer... until they were face-to-face. "Nothing bizarre.... nothing grotesque...." winked the pizza guy, as he leaned in for a passionate kiss....

Not fifteen minutes later, the pizza man stormed out of the apartment, disappointed and scowling. "So much for those rumors. I tell you, that nickname is completely misleading!" Johnhughthom shouted back "Hey! I didn't start those rumors! And besides, one of my thumbs is slightly bigger than the other one!" The pizza man shouted back, tears in his eyes. "I need a man with something more than just a huge *thumb*, John. Goodbye forever!" He scrambled into his car, slammed the door behind him, and drove off into the night. John laid on his couch and pouted like a little girl. Somehow, he escaped with his life.... but a broken heart. Awwww. Sad face.


Ishmael sat at his bungalow’s kitchenette table. It was late and the experience at Club30 had been – disturbing. He was simply having some toast and a cup of tea.

When the doorbell rang he stood up and walked toward the front room. In the glow of the porch light stood a chap in a crimson red suit, holding what appeared to be a long slim sword. Ishmael stared, more than a little taken aback. The figure on the porch turned, sensing Ishmael, and stared at him through the front window.

>>>A hockey mask…with a smiley face on it?...<<<

Ishmael did not bother to answer the door, he just turned and ran into the kitchen at the back of the bungalow.

As he entered, automatic fire tore the back door off it’s hinges, splinters flying across the kitchen. Ish’ dove for the floor – crawling on his elbows to get behind into the hallway and find some cover. He’d made it to the hallway when the PIAT round burst after penetrating the oven door – and gutting half the kitchen with the blast.

Before the second PIAT round came through the front window into the hallway, Ishmael had fallen through a trapdoor in the floor which promptly snapped back into place with a click followed by the sound of sliding metal. The trapdoor dropped him into a small bomb shelter stocked with a comfy chair, beer, a couple of flashlights, and a few magazines. Armored and with its air ducted in and out at a goodly distance from the bungalow, Ish’ was perfectly safe. He could only faintly here the sounds of his attackers stomping through the bungalow and firing bursts into the furniture in frustration.

Now if he only knew who had built the bombshelter for him…


One member of the committee leaned on the boardwalk railing, gazing out at the rolling waves from the Atlantic. A second figure strolled up and stood at the railing nearby. A few moments of whispered conversation was followed by a business card with a number but no name.

“I hope you call.”


It didn’t cause them very much difficulty. One of them fell in front of Lord Winter, who darted back a step, and the second one yanked the ski-mask over his face. Winter kicked the fellow, forcing him back, and went for a holdout.

By then, however, Winter’s knees were already starting to buckle. The chloroform soaked into the mask quickly rendered him unconscious. The two assailants carried him to a waiting car and drove off.

Winter’s next groggy thoughts were that he was being held by the arms and that some kind of rubber mask had been put on him. It was also cold and windy.

The rubber mask was part of a full body chicken suit bought that morning from a costume shop clearing out Halloween merchandise. It didn’t fit Lord Winter all that well. Before he was really awake, the two attackers jogged Winter to the edge of the floor – floor26 at mercy hospital was still not complete, still open to the air and didn’t have much in the way of safety ropes; over-riding the lockoff to the elevator to that floor had been child’s play – and helped him out and over the edge with a healthy push.

The suit, ill-fitting or not, didn’t improve Winter’s flight characteristics more than marginally compared to those of a brick. The scream started about 13 floors down; it ended 13 floors later.

“You were right, pal, even with the wings he didn’t even make it all the way across Atlantic, much less the middle of the far sidewalk.”

“You owe me a sawbuck. Leave the card.”

The card featured a map of Alaska, with the words ‘Seward’s Folly’ scrawled across the state.


Tratorix was surprised at the appearance of the masked figure in the Commisar’s hat – but this was Fatlington, so he only shifted position and put his hand in his pocket…next to the revolver he now carried.

“Does-vee-done-ya, Comrade; how’re dey hangin’”

The bad Hollywood Russian accent and authentic Brooklynese didn’t mix well.

>>>Distraction! Trap!<<<

Tratorix’ mind went into high gear and he spun and jumped sideways, hoping to break the line of sight to the sniper he now feared. The marksman was too good for that; tracked the movement smoothly; and fired only a half-second after he’d intended. taillesskangaru’s head was, unfortunately for that marsupially- monikered fellow, now it the way of the shot. The .30 ought-six round starting deforming as it passed through the front of kangaru’s skull, mushrooming into a pancake shape by the time it hit the back. Bone shards and grey matter sprayed out of a fist-sized hole in the back of ‘kangaru’s head, cutting and temporarily blinding Tratorix and dropping him unconscious to the pavement.

The scene was so horrifying that people screamed and everybody, of course, turned to stare; except for a fellow in a funny looking hat who faded into the night before the police could arrive. All in all, some might describe Tratorix as having been lucky. Taillesskangaru was obviously less so. Tratorix was taken to Mercy Emergency and admitted.


Scottishranger cursed the night air as he stepped out into the street, but this latest of appointments was one he could not miss.

He carefully made his way through the nearby alleys along a route he had often taken out into the old town. Just before reaching the neglected concert hall where the meet was set to take place, he stopped to compose himself and light a cigarette. He looked out across the road toward where the hall stood. Still an imposing structure, bathed in the moonlight, it had been abandoned for the best part of a decade. After a few minutes spent testing the boards that covered the front doors, he found his contact waiting by a back entrance.

A short, stocky figure in an ill-fitting suit, the man appeared to be distracted. The suit might have been fashionable, once, if one were feeling charitable and willing to forgive the fact that it dated from the Harding administration. To call it stylish would probably require papal dispensation. Of more immediate concern was the old-style ought-three Springfield that the figure appeared to be wringing in his hands while humming to himself.

"I'm here for-"

Startled, the man turned a masked face towards him, poised to aim. He stopped himself and gave a brief nod before knocking twice on the weakened boards propped up in place of a door. After pushing them aside with little effort he motioned for ranger to move.

As they entered the darkened corridor some way behind the main hall itself, a second figure approached offering little more than a cursory glance as he raised a small lamp up to guide them.

"So, where is-"

The first man placed a hand on ranger's shoulder and pushed him down the hallway to a small chamber just off the entrance. Scottishranger turned, watching the Springfield come level aimed at him, when a second shooter appeared. The second shooter tripped, knocking over the rifleman in the hideous suit. Both weapons discharged, echoing in the empty building.

The ranger rushed toward a window and smashed his way out, boards and all. He wasn’t going to take any such appointments again.


Drunk Clown peered nervously into his rearview mirror. He thought he was being tailed. Slamming the car into a racing change, he hammered the acceleration, tearing north on Ventnor avenue. That’s when the second car came out of the side street and both drivers quit being subtle and opened up with submachine gun fire.

Clown turned the wheel hard, squealing rubber, and racing towards the causeway bridge up Jerome Avenue. His pursuers followed – quietly happy that they’d turned the target in the correct direction.

Drunk Clown didn’t know about the trap, so he gunned the motor and practically flew over the bridge heading out for the National Guard roadblock mid-causeway. He couldn’t get through, but nobody could attack him there. He whizzed by a…

>>>Ramp?<<<

…on the bridge over the Inland Waterway and raced down the causeway to the roadblock. The two pursuing cars came to a stop at the Fatlington end of the bridge. Both drivers got out.

“You put the ramp on the left side.”

“Well, I…”

“You put the ramp on the left side, with the top of the ramp facing oncoming traffic. He drove past it without a hitch!”

“Geez, when you put it that way…”

[I]Just then a Packard whizzed past both stopped cars, pulling around in the left (oncoming) lane and zipped up the bridge. The car went up the angled ramp, leapt the guard rail of the bridge and landed in the canal.

The two failed assassins stared in disbelief at the spectacle and then quietly got back in their cars and drove away.

When Fermanagh’s police fished out the car in the wee hours of the morning, the drowned bodies of both cpdwayne and Master Necromanver were found inside.


A mistake had saved Drunk Clown and doomed cpdwayne and Necromanver, it was blind luck that managed to save Suburban Plankton.

A team of cars had surrounded his and forced him to a stop on the rail line just outside the switching yard. A hail of gunfire had kept him below the dash as the team spot-welded cages over the windows and sealed the doors. Other members of the sextet crippled the car.

Plankton should have been killed when the freight train, cleared through the line block out of town, brought in supplies. After all, 60 loaded cars should’ve smashed the car to a pancake even at 15 miles-an-hour. After all, force equals mass times acceleration and 60 loaded boxcars is a lot of mass.

Plankton got very lucky, however. The fuel line had blown on the train shortly after it pulled out of the roadblock on the mainland. So, when the driver saw the car, he was coasting (hoping to make it to the yard) and managed to get the brakes on in time. He stopped a full 6 feet away from the screaming Plankton, who was extricated by the yard crew that came to see what had stalled the train. His assailants were nowhere to be found.


Montmorency managed to evade his planned death as well. The two pairs of shooters had opened up on him, one pair in front and the other behind, making a classic “Fatling sandwich” designed to force him into the alley at his right.

There really was no choice, so Monty ran down the alley screaming and reaching for his pistol. Nobody was more surprised than he when he cleared the alley on the opposite side and made his way to a police precinct house. The alley had been an escape route after all.


Ameranth wasn’t on foot this time. He was on his bike, quickly zipping up the middle of the street and avoiding doorways with unkind strangers lurking in them. He was also feeling just a teensy bit paranoid, so he was ready for trouble when it came.

The assailants popped up from behind cars on either side of the street, so Ameranth just kicked it in gear and put on the distance, swerving to avoid any gunfire. He pedaled harder and harder, drawing away from his pursuers.

>>>A cop!<<< thought Ameranth. >>>Outstanding.<<<

A block up, a police officer rode one of those big police horses the FPD sometimes used for crowd control. Ameranth raced up, calling for the cop, and the cop turned and started towards him.

“Officer! Behind me!” panted Ameranth, slowing to stop near the cop.

“No, right in front of you,” said the faux-officer, as he whirled the polo mallet up and under Ameranth’s chin. Even though the horse was moving gently, the combined impact dropped Ameranth as though he’d been poleaxed.

The other four attackers caught up easily, ringing the stunned Ameranth and beating him to death with balpeen hammers. Ameranth died hard.



08:59AM, Thursday, 2 November 1951
The Executive Meeting Room (Small Ballroom)
Fatlington Convention Center
Fatlington, New Jersey


“…and that wraps up our list of major recent events.”

Fermanagh took a moment to review his notes.

“We’ve got more post-mortem investigations for you. The committee’s first lynch selection, Earthling, was a horribly bad choice. Not only do all signs point to his innocence, but his only confirmed activity was protecting one of his fellow Fatlings. We all need to do better at sifting through the evidence to avoid such tragic mistakes.”

“ELITE’, and Pharoah were both innocent townies, despite which they seem to have been targeted by non-criminal elements bent on vengeance. Given the rules under which the committee operates, the FPD will not be able to act – but a few of my micks are disgruntled about this kind of thing.”

“On the other hand, we seem to have gotten lucky with what appears to have been the first true mafia killing. Moros was himself a mafia operative. In fact, he appears to have been a mafia protection specialist, known for some inexplicable reason as a ‘Luca.’ That he wasn’t lynched isn’t a good sign, but he is no loss to Fatlington.”

“My only other advice is for you all to evaluate carefully, and then lynch these scum before they try to kill us all. I thank you.”

Generalhankerchief strode to the podium, blinking a few times at the alcohol fumes he encountered passing Fermanagh, and then began the business of the day once more.



OOC

Day Five, lynch votes and selections, begins:

Phase ends:

Remember, do NOT edit a post with a vote in it; post the change in a separate post.


Attacked: a completely inoffensive name (n2), Ameranth (n3), Askthepizzaguy (n1, n2, n4), Cahoma (n2), Cecil XIX (n3), Chaotix (n2, n3), Craterus (n3), Drunk Clown (n4), Earthling (n1), El Barto (n2), Ishmael (n4), johnhughthom (n4), Master Necromanver (n2), Montmorency (n2, n4), Raskolnikov (n1), Sasaki Kojiro (n4), scottishranger (n4), Secura (n3), Slash and earn (n1), slysnake (n1, n3), Suburban Plankton (n4), taillesskangaru (n3)

Wounded: Lord Brennus (n3), Slysnake (n1), Tratorix (n4)

Killed: Ameranth (n4), Arjos (n3), Captain Black Adder [townie] (n1), El Barto (n3), ELITEWARMAN8GINGYBREADMENMILK [townie] (n2), Lord Winter (n4), Moros [luca] (n2), Pharoah [townie] (n2), TinCow (n3), Xenoneb (n3)

Lynched: Earthling (d2) [townie], a completely inoffensive name (d3), Subotan (d3), Major Robert Dump (d4)

Wogged: cpdwane (n4), Master Necromanver (n4), taillesskangaru (n4)

Added: Autolycus (d4)

Active:

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[The Stranger]

its seems like half the world has a luck trait XD thats good news for us!

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Please be patient for results and investigation pms. Quite burnt out for the moment. Will get them rolling when I can. Vote early and vote often.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

:hide:

[GeneralHankerchief]

I'm hereby announcing that I'm running for re-election as Director. If you like what you've seen so far, select GH for more!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Pizza, do any of your kajillion defenders have anti-satanic abilities?

[The Stranger]

some really weird writeups...

wth happened to Sasaki or saved ScottishRanger and Drunk Clown...

and pizza with JHT? :inquisitive: when you told me you were going to whack him off i thought you meant something entirely different...

[The Stranger]

I'm hereby announcing that I'm running for re-election as Director. If you like what you've seen so far, select GH for more!

I think you couldve done better this term. loads of ppl died and most survived due luck or mistakes and not cuz u were protecting them. your attempts to rally the town are pretty much none existent... why should i vote for you?

[Diamondeye]

Select: GH. Will read thoroughly later, tomorrow perhaps.

[Silver Jan]

I am so glad I'm not the Mod for this game, it's confusing enough as a player!

[GeneralHankerchief]

I think you couldve done better this term. loads of ppl died and most survived due luck or mistakes and not cuz u were protecting them. your attempts to rally the town are pretty much none existent... why should i vote for you?

What were you doing last night, TS?

[Silver Jan]

Select GH He seems happy enough with that AND he's still here

[scottishranger]

Interesting night... and i was attacked haha?

My would be assasins, well they dont exactly seem like cold hard killers. So I wonder who could be gunning for me with only two participants?

[Riedquat]

Pizza, do any of your kajillion defenders have anti-satanic abilities?

Or a psychiatry Ph.D.?

Select: GH

[BSmith]

Select: GH
Vote: Present for now.

[SisterCoyote]

Select: GH
Vote: Abstain for now

Stranger, I'd love your response to GH's question, for I too am curious.

[GeneralHankerchief]

I already know the answer, I just want to hear it from him.

[TheLastDays]

Select: GH :yes:

And vote: Yaropolk

Why have you still not said a word about the Nazi-situation with Monty?

[Ishmael]

I'm curious - does Sasaki's thing indicate a roleblocking?

Also, select: GH. Too easy.

EDIT: Wait, what Nazi situation? Can somebody please fill me in here?

[fubbleskag]

Select: GH

Vote: Abstain (for now)

[a completely inoffensive name]

lolol @ how important Earthling was. you guys are saps.

[Montmorency]

I'm curious - does Sasaki's thing indicate a roleblocking?

Also, select: GH. Too easy.

EDIT: Wait, what Nazi situation? Can somebody please fill me in here?

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137953-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-IV&p=2053375475&highlight=#post2053375475

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137953-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-IV&p=2053375503&highlight=#post2053375503v

So who attacked me tonight, then? :annoyed: Was it you again, Yaro-yaro?

Tell me now, because I really want to send the drop-out(s) some Thank-You cards.

Select: Abstain

Doesn't anybody else want to run? GH's writeups are good, but the position in and of itself is what I'm concerned about here. :creep:

[Craterus]

select: Craterus

Is there some evidence of GH's innocence floating around that I haven't seen or are people just determined to give him a free pass to the end-game?

[sturmhauke]

Well that was a weird night.

Select: GH (where do those whores go, anyway?)
Vote: Present (until I can make some sense of things)

[Visor]

Select: Craterus

Something different.

Vote: Yaropolk

[ULC]

Vote:Yaropolk

>>

[Montmorency]

Don't be so quick to lynch Yaropolk. He hasn't even posted in 6 days.



That's a bad habit.... I'm not convinced that you're not a mason but there seem to be a lot more suspicious people than you in the thread at the moment. I'm going to let it go for now since I revealed what I know in thread. When there are fewer people left we'll pick up this conversation.

He's probably waiting for us to get into the midgame.

[gibsonsg91921]

gonna have to Select: GeneralHankerchief because he is an awesome storyteller.

I guess I'll drop a pressure Vote: Yaropolk so we can figure out this Nazi business

[Death is yonder]

Is there some evidence of GH's innocence floating around that I haven't seen or are people just determined to give him a free pass to the end-game?

I suppose one could say that somebody might have investigated GH already since he's a prominent figure who has been around for a while, but results might be generally inconclusive since (correct me if I'm wrong) the director isn't able to do active night actions while in office, so it might differ strongly from lets say catching a made/luca/something on the night of a kill.

Select: GH

As for Yaropolk, I concur, odd silence after a bold claim like that with no elaboration on the issue.


Don't be so quick to lynch Yaropolk. He hasn't even posted in 6 days.

Well he's going to have to post soon enough or that'll be a WoG isn't it? I'll wait until he posts, that's enough pressure voters.

Vote: Beskar

So where have you been Beskie? :tongue:

[Sasaki Kojiro]

There's no other strong candidate for director and there are advantages to having someone who has at least presumably been investigated. Select:GH

Vote:Clitsome

Yaropolk is a pretty terrible lynch...see a few posts up.

[Xenoneb]

Really guys? The four revealed guys? What about Chatoix? None of those are good?

[Visor]

Unvote; Vote: Sasaki Kojiro

[Sasaki Kojiro]

No, Chaotix is still a bad lynch, for the same reasons as yesterday.


Vote: Slysnake

The poor guy is wounded twice, a life at Mercy is no life. I say we leave him at our director's mercy.

Tell me how this vote makes sense as a town vote.

Let's look at the whole post history:


Select: woad&fangs

I don't like fish...

Enough with the pizza talk, now I have to go for a pizza for lunch.

Vote: ACIN

I've been up way too long reading this thread. Someone needs to hang for ruining my beautysleep.


select:GH
vote: Neri

Trying to keep the tie alive.

select:GH
vote: Neri

This time, I'm doing it more boldly.


I know some people just can't keep up. But he rechecked the thread and noticed that he hadn't bolded his first "select:gh vote:neri" and knew the rules well enough to repost rather than edit. He knows slysnake has been attacked twice, and references the writeup. He's clearly paying close attention to the game.

[Visor]

Tell me how this vote makes sense as a town vote.

Tell me how it's possible that that vote will catch on and spawn a massive bandwagon?


I know some people just can't keep up. But he rechecked the thread and noticed that he hadn't bolded his first "select:gh vote:neri" and knew the rules well enough to repost rather than edit. He knows slysnake has been attacked twice, and references the writeup. He's clearly paying close attention to the game.

And this leads you to the conclusion...?

[Visor]

(Technically, I agree with the Slysnake vote, as he is holding up the Frozen North hotseat game. :tongue:)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Tell me how it's possible that that vote will catch on and spawn a massive bandwagon?

Mafia are very rarely trying for that with their votes.


And this leads you to the conclusion...?

Mafia like to ride along just voting in capo (especially). The conclusion of that paragraph is to dismiss the alternate explanation that he's town who can't keep up (like many of the wog's, no doubt).

[Visor]

So we know he can keep up, how does this mean he's mafia?

[El Barto]

lolol @ how important Earthling was. you guys are saps.
Wait until your autopsy is finished, my dear.

[Visor]

Can I have your cat?

[White_eyes:D]

Why is Visorslash so quick so jump to Clitsome's defense?

You seemed to think Yaropolk was a good lynch a second ago.:inquisitive:

Sasaki may be onto something here. Vote:Clitsome

GH did a Club 30 write-up and that always gets a vote for me Select:GH

[Kennigit]

Select: GH
Vote: Present for the time being; will be able to catch up on the thread/properly vote with the weekend and 1.5 days.

[Craterus]

There's no other strong candidate for director and there are advantages to having someone who has at least presumably been investigated. Select:GH

What makes him a strong candidate? I know writeups are important and all, but so is not putting a mafioso in the most important seat in the house. Not a direct accusation but any investigations on him mean nothing because every possible result could indicate mafia or town.

While the rest of us are dodging bullets to survive, he's sitting behind bodyguards. How about sharing the protection out and letting him try his hand at fending off some attacks for a bit?

[Visor]

Why is Visorslash so quick so jump to Clitsome's defense?

You seemed to think Yaropolk was a good lynch a second ago.
And Montmorency's. I'll question anything I feel needs questioning, or that I want explained.

I actually never said that, I just voted.

[White_eyes:D]

You acted like Sasaki kicked a sore spot, by voting for him without explaining anything.:shrug:

[Kennigit]

Actually you know what, a quick fos visorslash

I haven't heard any particular good news regarding him, and some of his posts earlier in the game thread were uneasy to me. Searching thread history not particularly compelling either after reading his posts. I've missed discussion, but I see no reason why he is cleared of anything. Know that's a bit generic, but he also didn't exactly respond to PMs. No reason he necessarily needed to, but still.

[Visor]

Because I don't think the reasoning he has is evidence of Clitsome being scum.

Pressure voting I suppose. :shrug:

EDIT: Sorry kennigit, I kinda forgot about the PM you sent me.

We can discuss it in the thread if you like, or I'll reply now.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

So we know he can keep up, how does this mean he's mafia?

Because he voted a guy for surviving kill attempts :laugh4:

Since you like questioning, maybe you can finally answer my question. Why would someone say "The poor guy is wounded twice, a life at Mercy is no life. I say we leave him at our director's mercy". Have you ever played a game where the mafia tried to coast by? That's what they sound like.




What makes him a strong candidate? I know writeups are important and all, but so is not putting a mafioso in the most important seat in the house. Not a direct accusation but any investigations on him mean nothing because every possible result could indicate mafia or town.

While the rest of us are dodging bullets to survive, he's sitting behind bodyguards. How about sharing the protection out and letting him try his hand at fending off some attacks for a bit?

He isn't a strong candidate...no one else is. Some roles have deep investigations that can return starting role. It'd be a shame for them to spend three nights on that only to have a new candidate elected, just on the basis that we have no particular reason for having GH as the director.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Because I don't think the reasoning he has is evidence of Clitsome being scum.


It's not a question of evidence. If someone says something to you, and you can tell they are lying from their expression or their tone of voice or something...you don't have evidence. With Clitsome I'm saying he matches a common mafia M.O. and that my sense from reading his post is that the reason he matches is because he is mafia.

[El Barto]

Can I have your cat?
No, no, no. Cats don't have owners, they have staff. Felix may allow you to feed him and such if he so pleases.

Actually you know what, a quick fos visorslash

I haven't heard any particular good news regarding him, and some of his posts earlier in the game thread were uneasy to me. Searching thread history not particularly compelling either after reading his posts. I've missed discussion, but I see no reason why he is cleared of anything. Know that's a bit generic, but he also didn't exactly respond to PMs. No reason he necessarily needed to, but still.
Here (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/search.php?do=finduser&userid=66432&searchthreadid=137953&contenttype=vBForum_Post&showposts=1) you have all his posts.

[Visor]

Because he voted a guy for surviving kill attempts

Since you like questioning, maybe you can finally answer my question. Why would someone say "The poor guy is wounded twice, a life at Mercy is no life. I say we leave him at our director's mercy". Have you ever played a game where the mafia tried to coast by? That's what they sound like.

Because the line is a joke, not terribly funny, (:tongue:). I would say they didn't want to jump on whatever bandwagon that was running at the time was, wanted some answers as to why he's still alive, or some other reason. I don't think Sly has posted here yet.


It's not a question of evidence. If someone says something to you, and you can tell they are lying from their expression or their tone of voice or something...you don't have evidence. With Clitsome I'm saying he matches a common mafia M.O. and that my sense from reading his post is that the reason he matches is because he is mafia.

Okay.

[White_eyes:D]

Pressure voting I suppose. :shrug:A demon-induced dream doesn't even rattle him, I find it silly that you think your vote will.:clown:

[Visor]

A demon-induced dream doesn't even rattle him, I find it silly that you think your vote will.:clown:

It did, read the writeup. :tongue:

@ Treva

So, do you mind if I feed Felix then?

@ Kennigit

Sent you a reply.

EDIT again:

Can someone explain what an alternate is?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Wait until your autopsy is finished, my dear.

I just took a screenshot of this, for when the time comes.

[Ishmael]

So scottishranger, what was the meeting you were going to? Was it a vig/protection group or something?

[sturmhauke]

I'm inclined to agree about Clitsome. I don't really have much of a read on anyone at the moment, but let's see if he has anything to say in his defense.

Unvote: Present
Vote: Clitsome

[Askthepizzaguy]

some really weird writeups...

wth happened to Sasaki or saved ScottishRanger and Drunk Clown...

and pizza with JHT? :inquisitive: when you told me you were going to whack him off i thought you meant something entirely different...

John failed to impress me. He came up a little short.

Select: Generalhankerchief

The writeups are exceptional, and I approve of your lynch policy.

Vote: Romanic

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

[Askthepizzaguy]

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We are scanning the scene
in the city tonight
We are looking for you
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There is an evil feeling
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But it is nothing new
you know it drives us insane

There is no escape
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This is the end we won't take any more
Say goodbye
to the world you live in
You have always been taking
but now you're giving

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with the feeling to kill
And it will not go away
until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing
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Don't try running away
`cause you're the one we will find

Running,
On our way Hiding,
You will pay Dying,
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"So, Ask, can you tell us what happened?"




Askthepizzaguy: "Last night, the following citizens were attacked and survived: Myself, Sasaki Kojiro, Johnhughthom, Ishmael, Tratorix, Scottishranger, Drunk Clown, Suburban Plankton, and Montmorency.

The following citizens were attacked and did not survive: Ameranth, Lord Winter, cpdwane [WOG], Master Necromanver [WOG], and taillesskangaru [WOG].


Police reports are understandably hard to come by, but in this reporter's opinion, this is what happened:



Askthepizzaguy was attacked by what seems to be either a foursome or five strong gang of vigilantes; further, he was protected by an unusually high number of people. He was protected by a quintet of vigilant citizens, but he seemed to be protected further by some even more, highly skilled people. You're going to want to investigate that one further, Slice. There was a lot contained in the police report and it was rather confusing.

Sasaki Kojiro was reportedly attacked during the night by malevolent spirits. I have no idea what to make of this report. Maybe he's just making things up. Who are we gonna report this to? The Ghostbusters?

Johnhughthom was ravished by a handsome young pizza man, and allowed to live even though John proved to be not huge enough to satisfy.

Ishmael was attacked by a pair of somewhat skilled and well-armed attackers, likely mafia. However, he seemed to be defended quite well, probably by a doctor or Luca.

Lord winter was attacked and killed by the same gangsters who killed two others, leaving the same clue behind, Seward's Folly.

Tratorix was attacked by the pair of faux Russians, we've seen them before. He survived due to luck. Taillesskangaru died due to the wrath of God.

Scottishranger was attacked by a pair of unskilled would-be assassins, but managed to survive due to luck. I would suspect these are new mafia recruits.

Drunk Clown was attacked by a pair of somewhat skilled assassins, but managed to survive due to luck. It seems the mafia are targeting people to remove their luck, so they will be softer targets later on? cpdwane and Master Necromanver were cut down in their prime by a harsh and unloving God. Cruel, but fair, given their unholy crime of inactivity.

Suburban Plankton was attacked by six vigilantes, and survived only due to luck.

Montmorency seemed to be attacked by four vigilantes, and survived because someone didn't show up, most likely. Four wouldn't be enough unless it was a wiseguy group.

Ameranth was attacked by what seems like six vigilantes, and was slain easily. Probably would have been wogged anyway, given his total inactivity.



And that's everything, Saucy."



"Sounds to me like we mostly survived by luck alone, however, there appeared to be some success protecting you from harm, Ask. The thing is, I know you would not have asked for multiple layers of defense.... someone is clearly trying to promote surgeons. Quite ingenious, actually.... but there were several citizens who could have used these doctors' help.


In other news, the interview with the man claiming to be from the Pentangeli family seemed to have been postponed or forgotten about entirely. Was it just a gag? We also have someone claiming to be communist, who wants an interview. Frankly, I'm more interested in interviewing some of the legitimate businessmen in this town. No takers? This is free advertising time on the radio, and you can remain anonymous.

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[Erebus]

The interesting thing I find are the 14 or so people who should have been Wogged based on voting patterns that weren't. Implies that they are active in other ways. I'd like to start hearing from a few them. Let's pick one at semi-random

Vote: Camikaze

[Believer]

Vote: Clitsome

Don't even ask for reasons.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Clitsome

Don't even ask for reasons.

Hey, why start now? :clown:

[Ishmael]

Vote: Clitsome

Don't even ask for reasons.

Come on guys, this is one thing that really annoys me. People need to give some reason for their votes, even if it's just rehashing what somebody else has already said. Otherwise it's far too easy for scum to bandwagon their way to the end-game.

[Believer]

Come on guys, this is one thing that really annoys me. People need to give some reason for their votes, even if it's just rehashing what somebody else has already said. Otherwise it's far too easy for scum to bandwagon their way to the end-game.

His name both arouses and scares me. It should be dirty but I don't know..

[White_eyes:D]

His name both arouses and scares me. It should be dirty but I don't know..I am a little stunned the mods let him keep his user name....they didn't let ACIN keep his old one.:hide:

[Ishmael]

I am a little stunned the mods let him keep his user name....they didn't let ACIN keep his old one.:hide:

Come on, you can't just leave us hanging :beam:.

[The Stranger]

Lynch Tally:

Yaropolk: 3 (OTLD, ULC, Gibson)
Clitsome: 4 (Sasaki, WhiteEyes, Sturmhauke, Believer)

Present: 2 (BSmith, Kennigit)

Beskar: 1 (DIY)
Sasaki: 1 (Visorslash)
Romanic: 1 (ATPG)
Camikaze: 1 (Erebus)

Abstain: 2 (SisterCoyote, Fubbleskag)

[White_eyes:D]

Well it was Mike Hun*...I am sure you can guess the letter of the censor. Now, try and say it to yourself. I didn't get it till my friend pointed it out to me though.:laugh4:

[Clitsome]

heh, I guess I should explain myself.


Originally Posted by Clitsome
Vote: Slysnake

The poor guy is wounded twice, a life at Mercy is no life. I say we leave him at our director's mercy.
Tell me how this vote makes sense as a town vote.

It was quite early in the day and I knew I wouldnt be able to read the thread or revote again that day due to RL. I had no idea who to vote for and I thought Abstaining sounded boring so I just looked for someone random to vote on with a crappy but funny (to me) reason. I had a feeling it wouldnt be bandwaggoned so it shouldnt hurt anyone more than an abstain vote.


Let's look at the whole post history:

Select: woad&fangs

I don't like fish...
Enough with the pizza talk, now I have to go for a pizza for lunch.
Vote: ACIN

I've been up way too long reading this thread. Someone needs to hang for ruining my beautysleep.
select:GH
vote: Neri

Trying to keep the tie alive.
select:GH
vote: Neri

This time, I'm doing it more boldly.


I know some people just can't keep up. But he rechecked the thread and noticed that he hadn't bolded his first "select:gh vote:neri" and knew the rules well enough to repost rather than edit.

Yes, thanks mr ATPG for the PM containing instructions on how to vote and edit votes when you screw up. I probably wouldnt have noticed elsewise.


He knows slysnake has been attacked twice, and references the writeup. He's clearly paying close attention to the game.

yes, I try to follow the game as close as I can, but it still doesnt make much sense to me. Wounded people stood out to me more because I have no idea what it means to be wounded. Slysnake were wounded twice according to one of the summary thread posts and I started wondering if you die when you get a certain amount of wounds. So I guess thats how his name came up when I needed someone to vote for.


Anything else?

Select: GH
Don't know who would do a better job.


Vote: Yaropolk
Why wait to explain?

[Ishmael]

Well it was Mike Hun*...I am sure you can guess the letter of the censor. Now, try and say it to yourself. I didn't get it till my friend pointed it out to me though.:laugh4:

Ah, I see :laugh4:.

Also, TS, your tally is out - you have four people listed as voting for Clitsome, but only 3 votes tallied.

[Clitsome]

His name both arouses and scares me. It should be dirty but I don't know..


I am a little stunned the mods let him keep his user name....they didn't let ACIN keep his old one.

Yeah, making up forum names is probably my worst event. I'll change it if it's not appropriate, although you'd probably have to wait a couple of days till I make up a new one.

[Diamondeye]

His name both arouses and scares me. It should be dirty but I don't know..

It is fascinating and a bit scary, too. Vote: Clitsome. See, just writing it makes me feel dirty.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So we're going back to voting based on name, now?

Poor El Diablo. Well, at least it's not happening to him for once.

Death is yonder gets murdered based on his name. It's too awesome to do the pun every single time.

I'm talking about nothing particularly relevant, and just sort of wandering. This is a clear indicator that I have stayed up past my bedtime.

I would write something else to put here, but I can't even think of a throw-away pun. Pizza go sleep now.

[God Emperor]

question: how is 'vote: present' supposed to be read?

[Diamondeye]

question: how is 'vote: present' supposed to be read?

It's an indication that you're present. Like an abstain vote, I guess.

[Andres]

Select : Sasaki
Vote : Clitsome

[Jarema]

Select: GH
Vote: Ishmael

Why? Because he was protected by ONE man. Ishmael, are you a mafia don?

[Ishmael]

Select: GH
Vote: Ishmael

Why? Because he was protected by ONE man. Ishmael, are you a mafia don?

Not to the best of my knowledge. I'm assuming it was a doctor. For that matter, it could be some bizzare depiction of a protection group, but that seems unlikely.

[Winston Hughes]

It is fascinating and a bit scary, too. Vote: Clitsome. See, just writing it makes me feel dirty.

That's really the best you can do, DE? :inquisitive:

I mean, Sasaki has a famous talent for spotting scum, but he's hardly infallible. I've spoken to Clitsome on IM, and while I wouldn't vouch for his innocence (with my present run of form that would pretty much guarantee him to be scum), he doesn't come across as nervous or trying to hide in any way. There's no harm in applying a bit of pressure, of course. But the jokey and explanation-free manner in which you've joined this bandwagon makes me think you're either being lazy with your vote or trying to suck up to certain influential gameroom stalwarts.

[Diamondeye]

That's really the best you can do, DE? :inquisitive:

I mean, Sasaki has a famous talent for spotting scum, but he's hardly infallible. I've spoken to Clitsome on IM, and while I wouldn't vouch for his innocence (with my present run of form that would pretty much guarantee him to be scum), he doesn't come across as nervous or trying to hide in any way. There's no harm in applying a bit of pressure, of course. But the jokey and explanation-free manner in which you've joined this bandwagon makes me think you're either being lazy with your vote or trying to suck up to certain influential gameroom stalwarts.

I don't think ascribing either of these actions to me is really a stretch, to be honest. That said, I've been somewhat suspicious of Clitsome before today. I can't remember if I aired the suspicion publically or in private to someone.

In any case, he is a rival in the "avatars depicting females" category. You have to understand that!

[Winston Hughes]

I've been somewhat suspicious of Clitsome before today. I can't remember if I aired the suspicion publically or in private to someone.

I can't see it in the thread. What was the reason for your suspicion?

[Diamondeye]

I can't see it in the thread. What was the reason for your suspicion?

:blush: actually, mostly the thing about his avatar. But that was around the third night - I think Sasaki's arguments today really nail down what I find suspicious about him as well; for a person who isn't posting a lot (even I have like double his posts, and I'm not sure I catch every thing that is going on), he sure seems to be following the game closely. It's not an argument I feel really good about using too often, since it basically punishes engagement, but the point is that he isn't saying a lot for all the thoughts he seems to have on the game.

Am I making sense? My brain is quite addled with something really important (http://www.wizards.com/magic/tcg/article.aspx?x=mtg/tcg/innistrad/cig#) happening this weekend.

[Winston Hughes]

So you had this suspicion yourself, but only understood it properly when Sasaki brought it up? Consider me unconvinced. I think you're flannelling.

vote: Diamondeye

[Diamondeye]

So you had this suspicion yourself, but only understood it properly when Sasaki brought it up? Consider me unconvinced. I think you're flannelling.

What? (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flannelling)

[Camikaze]

Vote: Present

[autolycus]

Hi guys, let me just say how proud I am to have been selected as the first, and thus far only, person to be allowed to join the committee partway through. Now I have the illusion of some degree of control over my fate!!
Select:GH
Vote:Romanic He does seem a bit absent over the past few days, Sasaki doesn't feel scummy to me (although he rarely does), and there's enough votes on Clitsome already.

I'll start working my way through the posts, but I'd greatly appreciate people sending me their summaries of what they think we know/is going on.

[shlin28]

I'm surprised no-one actually attacked any of the suspects thrown up previously. I mean, I don't expect all of them to die, but at least one vig attempt on Sigurd/The Stranger/Yaropolk/PR/Chaotix would be nice. Instead we get hits on lurkers, which is not so great now that WoGs are happening now (If they are not dead in a day or two, then kill them).

Also, has everyone forgotten about MRD's last confession? Sure, he could just be typical MRD when he mentioned GH/Ironside/Jarema/Daveshack as mafia, but they could at least be looked at... Hence, Select Craterus - he being the only contender to GH currently. If not Craterus, why not someone who was scanned as innocent? I vaguely remember someone mentioning something like that before. Same risk, but at least then we know something about the Director.

I'll Vote: Abstain for now.

[God Emperor]

grrr.. All these 'vote:present'.. if they work as DE explained, then they are completely pointless. . So the people who are placing such votes, why are you doing that? to show us that you are active?
furthermore, how can a bandwagon like the one on Clitsome grow like that..
Sigurd was almost lynched yesterday, by a huge bandwagon, and now not a single person even conciders casting their vote on him?
Town is losing, and it's losing badly, if this is how our votes are being cast..

But if you guys suddenly have decided that Sigurd is now just to be left alone :no: , then I will put my own vote another place for now, unless people show the same interest in his death that they showed yesterday.

Sturmhauke you little scum!

let's look at your more recent posts..


I look at it this way: if there actually commies, we need to get rid of them. If there are people pretending to be commies for the lulz, and tricking other people into joining their fake pinko group, then they're just creating a bunch of noise while the actual mafia families are out there getting stronger. In this second case, the lolcommies aren't much different from our dear departed ACIN and his trolling antics, and should be gotten rid of for making it easier for the scum to hide and laugh at the rest of us. There's also the possibility of the lolcommies actually gaining enough members to form a new lolcommie mafia.


If the Sigurd wagon gains some steam, I'll consider switching, but for now I'll stick with Populus as the one with the head start. They both need to go I think.


I'm inclined to agree about Clitsome. I don't really have much of a read on anyone at the moment, but let's see if he has anything to say in his defense.

Unvote: Present
Vote: Clitsome


Just these 3 posts..
1) your vote: present.. this is a very personal view, but I think it is an unhealthy sign.
2) you want Sigurd dead! That much is clear so how can that result in 'I don't really have much of a read on anyone'
3) you jump on the newest bandwagon right away, which suggests that you really don't care too much about who is going to be lynched, when we compare it to your rhetoric concering Sigurd and your day phase votes/actions
.. not to mention that you also think that popolus needs to die. He was your alternative to Sigurd.

Vote: Sturmhauke

[Winston Hughes]

What? (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flannelling)

Flannel = flattering or evasive talk; also : nonsense, rubbish (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flannel)

Flattering to Sasaki. Evasive about the real reasons for your vote. ~;p

[fubbleskag]

Unvote; Vote Sigurd - until/unless a better candidate catches my eye (God Emperor's case on Sturmhauke is certainly intriguing...)

[Diamondeye]

Flannel = flattering or evasive talk; also : nonsense, rubbish (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flannel)

Flattering to Sasaki. Evasive about the real reasons for your vote. ~;p

I don't need to flatter Sasaki, I'm his Serzhant :laugh4:

And no, those are the real reasons for my vote. Why is it nobody trusts that other people's cases can actually be convincing?

[Seon]

I can't read you at all right now, and I am considering that a bad sign, DE :stare:

Vote: DE

[Montmorency]

Why was Ishmael, of all people, protected by a doctor?

Why is shlin28 consistently selecting Craterus?

[scottishranger]

So scottishranger, what was the meeting you were going to? Was it a vig/protection group or something?

I honestly think it was just writing fluff. to the best of my knowledge I was not invited to any meetings last night...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why was Ishmael, of all people, protected by a doctor?

Why is shlin28 consistently selecting Craterus?

Worthy questions indeed.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I honestly think it was just writing fluff. to the best of my knowledge I was not invited to any meetings last night...

To the best of your knowledge?

No, when I was asked this question I knew the answer. The answer was no.

Why do you need margin for error?

[robbiecon]

Given how far behind I am in terms of current events, the only fair thing to do is to:

Vote: Abstain, until I at least know somewhat more about what is currently going on.

[Neri]

Vote: abstain since I've not been able to follow the thread to any meaningful degree.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Maybe Ishmael is worth taking a look at. The writeup seems to go out of its way to imply that he wasn't protected by anyone he knew (i.e. a luca) but why would it do that? Presumably Seamus is concerned about don's being outed that easy.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Maybe Ishmael is worth taking a look at. The writeup seems to go out of its way to imply that he wasn't protected by anyone he knew (i.e. a luca) but why would it do that? Presumably Seamus is concerned about don's being outed that easy.

I would assume solo doc protects will look identical to Luca protects.

He could be scanned, is my recommendation.

[DaveShack]

I interpreted Ishmael's bomb shelter to be an ability, like the people who seem to be lucky. Have previous Capo's had writeups where protections did not mention anything about a protector?

[Renata]

Visorslash's post history and especially voting history is god-awful. Diamondeye's link up there works; check it out.

vote: Visorslash

Highlights from memory:
-- no reasons for any of his votes unless he is arguing that the other bandwagon option is worse for one reason or another
-- has defended bandwagons against four people as being bad ones when only one really did suck (Montmorency, Sigurd, MRD, Clitsome); has never indicated suspicion of anyone
-- near end of day a couple of days ago said he doubted something about Subotan's argument against Stranger but still had a vote against STranger himself and didn't change it

And the thing that is really getting me. When the bandwagon against Sigurd kicked up yesterday, Visor hopped right on in the middle of it, as usual with no explanation other than thinking MRD didn't deserve to be lynched. But he did not have the excuse of not reading the thread/not understanding the joke issue. He knew Sigurd had claimed commie way back on day one; he commented on it himself in post 427. If anyone on that whole stupid bandwagon should have been predisposed to argue against -- or at least to add an informed opinion about -- Sigurd's lynch it should have been Visorslash, but he dsaid nothing. Just bandwagoned along with all the other sheep and hopped right off again (also with no comment) as soon as Sigurd gave his defense.

As an aside, I don't think that Diamondeye is mafia yet, the key word being the last one. We had a chat yesterday; his claimed actions and demeanor are most consistent with someone who wants to be mafia but was unlucky enough to start out as a plain old townie. Add him to the pile with Chaotix and Populus.

[Renata]

I would assume solo doc protects will look identical to Luca protects.

He could be scanned, is my recommendation.

And an innocent result would be suspicious? I approve. :beam: Seriously though, it wouldn't convict him in itself, though a criminal or guilty result would nearly do the opposite.

[Diamondeye]

Add him to the pile with Chaotix and Populus.

Now we just need some gals? :curtain:

[Montmorency]

Vote: Visorslash

Some of that makes sense, even though you imply that I was a good bandwagon. :stare:

Oh, and now that we know Moros was a Luca: how did the (Seward's Folly) Mafia know who he was by D2 (killed N2)?

Was it just betrayal right off the bat?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

From Capo III:


Chaotix, Death is Yonder, and Split successfully protected DJG (Mafia Don!) from the attack of Gibs, W_E, Khaan, & Dutch (most of the crew who whacked QJC) – Ichigo didn’t have to Luca at all really, though he too got credit for the save.

Across town, DJGingivtis was finishing a caffe corretto at the same bistro where pizza and the others had enjoyed the scallopini so much the preceding night. As he stood to leave, putting on his coat, a group of trech coat clad tommy guns entered the ristorante from the service doors and opened fire.

DJG was hit 3 or 4 times rapidly and knocked across his own table to the floor. As the gunmen moved forward make sure of their kill, several other persons fired through the front windows and door of the bistro. In the confused crossfire, none of the gunmen managed to hit one another or even get a good look at their targets.

When the hail of gunfire had cleared, all of the tommy gunners had escaped the way they entered and the shooters at the front of the restaurant had faded into the darkness or melted into the gathering crowd, their weapons re-concealed. Behind them they left a dead waiter, 3 dead patrons, and 6 more wounded. DJGingivtis was not one of the casualties. Though knocked unconscious by the impact of the rounds, the armor plates worked into the lining of his coat had saved his life, as had the timely intervention of the second group of shooters.

DJGingvitis was left to ponder only one thing – exactly who had armored his coat for him? He owed somebody, or several somebodies, a ‘thank you.’


From Ishmael's kill:


Before the second PIAT round came through the front window into the hallway, Ishmael had fallen through a trapdoor in the floor which promptly snapped back into place with a click followed by the sound of sliding metal. The trapdoor dropped him into a small bomb shelter stocked with a comfy chair, beer, a couple of flashlights, and a few magazines. Armored and with its air ducted in and out at a goodly distance from the bungalow, Ish’ was perfectly safe. He could only faintly here the sounds of his attackers stomping through the bungalow and firing bursts into the furniture in frustration.

Now if he only knew who had built the bombshelter for him…

I think the armored plates in coat are the luca protect. There is a marked similarity between the two cases here--DJ is described as not knowing who had protected him, even though it was his luca.

There were a couple people protected by armored plates in this game though...possibly luca ability is disguised in the same way as several innocent abilities.

[Montmorency]

It's possible to raise objections against even that, but...

Unvote; Vote: Ishmael

[Montmorency]

There were a couple people protected by armored plates in this game though...possibly luca ability is disguised in the same way as several innocent abilities.

That was only Pizza, wasn't it? Besides which, these are clearly protection groups only: one armor plate per person.

The context and usage are distinct.

[Choxorn]

Oh, and now that we know Moros was a Luca: how did the (Seward's Folly) Mafia know who he was by D2 (killed N2)?

Was it just betrayal right off the bat?

It's also possible they just killed him at random and got lucky.

Vote: Diamondeye

In addition the scumminess others have mentioned, he also seems to be guilty of several of the things mentioned on Clitsome.

[DaveShack]

Wow, I switched from 40 per page to 80, and the next use of the "go to next unread" feature skipped over a bunch of stuff and started me on the top of the next page. :inquisitive: Hope it doesn't do that again.

The analysis on Visorslash is intriguing. Words and actions that don't match up can be a pretty good indicator there is something amiss. I think I'll add to the heat a little and see what cooks up.

Vote: Visorslash

If I'm understanding it correctly, the Director can't be lynched or night killed, but is also blocked from night actions. The latter would be quite annoying for someone with a significant active role. I guess for now I can be satisfied to Select: GH.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I can vouch for Visorslash not being mafia.

As I have been thoroughly scanned by the FBI, and I can be accounted for at night as well, you can take that to the bank.

[Raskolnikov]

I've been somewhat suspicious of Clitsome before today. I can't remember if I aired the suspicion publically or in private to someone.


I can't see it in the thread. What was the reason for your suspicion?


:blush: actually, mostly the thing about his avatar.

So you join the bandwagon because his name is "scary" and is avatar is what? suspicious? There is also you breaking the tie two days ago, or attempting it...

vote: Diamondeye

select: GH

:bow:

[Montmorency]

I can vouch for Visorslash not being mafia.

As I have been thoroughly scanned by the FBI, and I can be accounted for at night as well, you can take that to the bank.

So he's definitely scum? :smash:

[Renata]

I can vouch for Visorslash not being mafia.

As I have been thoroughly scanned by the FBI, and I can be accounted for at night as well, you can take that to the bank.

At some point I'd appreciate to know the evidence, because he's certainly acting like one.

unvote

Slash and earn, night one:

Slash and earn was striding down the boardwalk, his pace suggesting frustration at something or someone, when his walk home was interrupted. The first shooter simply popped up a stairwell from the beach side of the boardwalk, leveling a revolver of some kind and holding some kind of business card.

>Clang…Clang<

went the two soft-nosed slugs as they ricocheted off the steel plates in his overcoat. Slash was staggered but unharmed by the shots. Two figures leapt up behind the gunman, knocking him off the raised boardwalk and into the sands, leaving the business card to flutter off in the breeze.

The Second gunman, positioned on the roof of an apartment block about a block away, saw the failure of his associate, figured the target to be armored, and eased the sights upward to head height. He never even squeezed the trigger a third figure leapt onto the boardwalk and knocked slash and earn to the boards and behind a concrete and board bench as he was lining up the shot. He quickly dropped the weapon and made his escape across the rooftops. Though chased for a little while, his partner made good his escape as well. Slash, dazed by the episode, wondered who he should thank for the armor plating…and the knot on his head from when he was knocked down.

It looks like a group of three defenders, plus armor plating, against two attackers.

I think I remember one more instance of armor plating, but I can't look for it now.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

That was only Pizza, wasn't it? Besides which, these are clearly protection groups only: one armor plate per person.

The context and usage are distinct.


I was thinking of this:


Cal King – sometimes known as a completely inoffensive name strode briskly out of the lobby of the Convention Center, hat low to keep out the drizzle. He had barely reached the curb when the gunmen stood up and started hammering at him with revolvers and a shotgun.

He went down quickly, but before one of the trio of gunmen could move forward to make sure of their kill, a bus pulled up between them and Cal. As they move forward to flank the bus, a trio of balaclava-covered men grabbed Montmorency up bodily and spirited him back into the lobby of the convention center – and the waiting cadre of Fatlington’s finest.

Seeing this, the lead gunman signaled his two fellow shooters, shook his head that they were not enough, and sent them back to the shadows.

King was dazed but alive and more or less unhurt – and quite happy with whoever had sowed the armor plates into his coat and hat. They had come in handy.

Be interesting to see that flip.

One other person survived due to body armor, but that seems more like a luck kind of ability.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

The slash and earn one is very odd. Why would both a doctor and a pt group be on him night one?

[Renata]

And there it is. I think ACIN and Subotan are in the next reveal.

[landlubber]

Select: GH.

As for the vote, I'd like to put some pressure on Vote: Nictel.. He's only posted once, yet he hasn't been Wog'd yet.

[Diamondeye]

That was only Pizza, wasn't it?

If Pizza is a Don, I am going to crack down the middle in laughter.

Also, :stare: at the people voting for me. My night actions are accounted for in forms of Vigilante kills/attempts, and Renata has literally just mentioned it. Are you guys even trying?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Of course I'm a Don. I run this whole town.

Sheesh, people. Just go back to your lives, I'll play songs on the radio and offer you my special brand of protection.

If ACIN and Subo and others were starting mafia, that would explain a lot, and also explain why no one is taking me up on my offer to interview gangsters on the air for the luls.

Either that or we've got gangsters who are trembling at the thought of talking to me even with anonymity intact. That kind of cowardice has no place in Fatlington.

Worried I'll figure out who you are by writing style? I'm not that good. Run it through a translator or something.


Speaking of songs, I have some more requested ones to post.

[Montmorency]

Yeah, those are very interesting: the ACIN and slash&earn writeups.

I find it really hard to believe that all three would be the dons we're looking for.

Would so many dons be attacked so quickly? Then again, it is odd that Ishmael and slash & earn would be protected by doctors, on the surface of things. If ACIN flips, Don...

But again, these were small pieces of metal sewn into clothing. Pizza got whole sheets of armor plate, more than once, wielded by what is implied to be 5 individuals. It's very easy to accept these as protections, given that Pizza runs a huge pt/vig racket.

About slash:


kind and holding some kind of business card.

Haven't we seen that in writeups? And two attackers = Mafia, no?

Huh. Huh...

Ok...

[thefluffyone93]

Yeesh....
How many were requested?
I know I did one....I think.....

ANYWHOWAYS......

Select:Chaotix
Feel like mixing it up a little.

Vote: Present
For now at least.

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6W7jMURpGU




The All-request hour with Saucy Slice




"Good afternoon, Fatlington. This is your host of The All-Request Hour, DJ Saucy Slice. What you've just heard was Rainbow's Stargazer, requested by Zay...too. What a strange name, that one."





If you want to request a song or an interview, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less. "Legitimate businessmen", please contact us anonymously via email (askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com) to set up a phone interview, to discuss the unemployment situation on the air.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Looking at slash's post history, it's mostly him saying he's a townie and looking for protection group buddies. Generally not don behavior.

[Chaotix]

Looking at slash's post history, it's mostly him saying he's a townie and looking for protection group buddies. Generally not don behavior.

Isn't it something like protections autofail if they have a Don involved? So if we can confirm he's been doing protections that succeeded...

Vote: Clitsome

[Askthepizzaguy]

"Town, this is your last outrage. I will tell you this and swear a great oath upon it, and this shall be a great oath before you: some day longing for me will come to the sons of the Townies, all of them. Then stricken at heart though you be, you will be able to do nothing, when in their numbers before the town-slaughtering Mafia they drop and die. And then you will eat out the heart within you in sorrow, that you did no honor to the best of the townies.

Perhaps you will wish to visit me at night, when the soft sweet sleep envelops mens' minds, and supplicate the anger that I have made savage within my proud-hearted spirit. And then I will bid you to take back this message to the Town: I will not think again of the bloody scum-hunting until such time as the sons of the 5 Dons, the Mafia, shall come all the way to the house of my fathers, their shelter, shall slaughter my allies, and shall darken with fire my possessions. But around my own house, I think, and before my black fedora the scum will be held, though they be very hungry for nightkilling. "

This one was simply too amusing, had to post it.

No idea what it means at all. I can give you the email address for it if you want. :laugh4:

Maybe this is the spirit thing that went after Sasaki, or just taking credit for it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Isn't it something like protections autofail if they have a Don involved? So if we can confirm he's been doing protections that succeeded...

Vote: Clitsome

If they RELY on the Don to succeed, then yes. If they have enough people without it, they should function, is that not so?

[fyremarble]

Awww man i don't have enough time to read all this and i haven't been paying attention to everything.....it's so hard to follow. Maybe I shouldn't have signed up for this.......

[Askthepizzaguy]

Awww man i don't have enough time to read all this and i haven't been paying attention to everything.....it's so hard to follow. Maybe I shouldn't have signed up for this.......

Nobody has time to read all this. Even I skip parts when I pull a double shift.

They key to getting invested in this game is reading the updates, and there's a separate thread for that here: (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?137997-Capo-di-Tutti-Capi-IV-Information-and-Story-Summary-Thread.)

You vote for whoever, but if you want your vote to make a difference you should request a tally and then vote for one of the existing candidates, unless you have information on someone to share.

Selection is probably going to be GH today anyway.

Night actions are really what the game is all about. I've paired up lots of folks who couldn't find partners. May I be of help?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

This one was simply too amusing, had to post it.

No idea what it means at all. I can give you the email address for it if you want. :laugh4:

Maybe this is the spirit thing that went after Sasaki, or just taking credit for it.

Sounds almost like a quotation...a translation of something classical.


edit: Yes it's from the iliad :beam:

edit2: probably Craterus complaining about GH getting selected again.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sounds almost like a quotation...a translation of something classical.


edit: Yes it's from the iliad :beam:

edit2: probably Craterus complaining about GH getting selected again.


Did anyone ever tell you you're a :daisy: genius?

[fyremarble]

Yes i would like some help. Who should i vote for?

[Diamondeye]

Did anyone ever tell you you're a :daisy: genius?

I do it all the time, that's why Winston says I'm sucking up to Sasaki. He's just jealeous, I think.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yes i would like some help. Who should i vote for?

Now would be a good time for a tally so you can decide actually.

I'd prefer you vote for whoever, not vote how someone else tells you.

BRB with a tally, can you hold on for like 5 minutes?

[Populus Romanus]

select: GH

vote: present

[Jarema]

yeah, tally would be nice. I still think Ishmael to be great target but I am affraid there is too few votes on him

[GeneralHankerchief]

Thanks for your continued confidence everyone. :bow: I'm going to do my best to keep up the high level of executions. Latest writeup just sent in, btw.

[Winston Hughes]

As an aside, I don't think that Diamondeye is mafia yet, the key word being the last one. We had a chat yesterday; his claimed actions and demeanor are most consistent with someone who wants to be mafia but was unlucky enough to start out as a plain old townie. Add him to the pile with Chaotix and Populus.

That'll do, for now.

Unvote

[Askthepizzaguy]

Clitsome: Sasaki, White_Eyes, Sturmhauke, Believer, Diamondeye, Andres, Chaotix,
Yaropolk: TLD, ULC, gibsonsg, Clitsome
Diamondeye: Seon, choxorn, Raskol,
Ishmael: Jarema, Montmorency
Romanic: ATPG, Autolycus
Beskar: DIY,
Camikaze: Erebus
Sturmhauke: God Emperor
Sigurd: fubbleskag
Visorslash: DaveShack
Nictel: lubber
Sasaki: Visor

Present/abstain: BSmith, SisterCoyote, fubbleskag, Kennigit, Camikaze, shlin28, robbiecon, Neri, Fluffy, Populus, Winston

[shlin28]

Just so you know, I voted for Craterus as director twice because he was the only serious contender against GH, if someone else was to stand...

Unvote: Abstain, Vote: sturmhauke, his case seems the most solid right now. Yes, it is absurdly hypocritical of me right now to vote for him instead of Sigurd/The Stranger/PR/Chaotix given my previous post, but meh :P

[fyremarble]

Select: GH
Vote:Yaropolk

No reason, just chose one at random.....

[DaveShack]

I'll accept the information on Visorslash, for now. Lacking confidence in other leads, I'll go back to primarily balancing votes on people who have had questionable material show up. Kinda weird that we don't have better investigative results -- if there are any detectives out there it would be nice to hear from you. Is there a mailing list that I've somehow managed to not be included in? Any results at all would be nice, even if inconclusive.

Unvote; Vote: Yaropolk

[Askthepizzaguy]

Called in early. The fun never stops.

Night groups were nearly finished being organized, I'm glad there's still 20 hours left in the day.

Will send when I get back. One more song before I go.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EL3xRO5tDo



Stay classy, Fatlings. DJ Slice has left the building.

[Seon]

For the last couple of days, I have been in extensive IM contact with several people in the internet for one purpose... to sperad the TRUTH about the Illuminati's conspiracy to take over the town.

Their plot becomes slightly obvious once you think about it... Here are the evidence of their activities.

1. Seward's Folly
2. Rumors of Nazi Masons
3. Eggs that GeneralHankerchief used to lynch


Seward was elected on an ANTI-MASON platform. That is how the Illuminati operates. They create fear directed against their own organization and use it against the people. They feed upon the people' fanaticism and use it to rise to power. Since Seward is an illuminati, and references to him exist ALL OVER THE GAME, the Illuminati must have a hand in the game as well!

The Nazis are like a secret society, no? Everybody frowns at a Nazi. A Nazi lives alone in the worst part of the ghetto without any hope of German female contact. They are hated... like a secret society. And what do you think of when you say secret society? Illuminati.

So where does the eggs come in then? Bare with me here.

All the eggs that GH used to lynch came from local farmers. That means that Fatlington have a large population of chickens. Do you understand now?

I am saying that the Illuminati's reason for wanting to take over this town is to control the chicken supply... Why?

In 1957, the British Government engaged in a secret project to create a new weapon that will revolutionize the world: The Blue Pea:daisy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock

Even though the documentations claim that the project was shut down in 1958, the research on it continued until present day... until the bombs were placed deep underground all of the major cities in the world. To detonate the bomb, however, they needed chickens. That is why they are in Fatlington.

But yesterday night, the Seward's Folly people, obviously Illuminati goons, dressed Lord Winter in a chicken suit and tried to send him over the Atlantic Ocean. This, other then confiriming my theories, also showed that the Illuminati was MOCKING me. To mock me, though, they needed to have HEARD me talk about the Blue Pea:daisy:.

Renata, ATPG, Clitsome, Shlin, Winston Hughes, I told you about the Illuminati Plot in some detail. Spill it. Who did you talk to about it? And are you the people who's been shoving people off the building? What did I say about cleaning your mess?

[woad&fangs]

Vote: Ishmael
He was either protected by a Luca or a doctor and the writeup from Capo III that Sasaki found makes me lean towards Luca.
Select: GeneralHankerchief

[Winston Hughes]

I mentioned your Illuminati theory to pizza (shortly before he posted on the subject) and later to Renata. Didn't mention the chickens, though.

ps. It's only 1951 now. Are you saying that we're dealing with time-travelling Nazi Masons? :shocked:

[guiri]

I have a question for people who have played in previous Capo's - how is a kill attempt on a mafia Don (protected by his Luca) depicted? Common sense would decree that it would appear as a one person successful protection, yet that seems too obvious - the Don would just be lynched the next round. So does it show up as a 'lucky' escape or something?Did anyone answer your question? Could it be something like a trap door to a secret bombshelter?
Before the second PIAT round came through the front window into the hallway, Ishmael had fallen through a trapdoor in the floor which promptly snapped back into place with a click followed by the sound of sliding metal. The trapdoor dropped him into a small bomb shelter stocked with a comfy chair, beer, a couple of flashlights, and a few magazines. Armored and with its air ducted in and out at a goodly distance from the bungalow, Ish’ was perfectly safe. He could only faintly here the sounds of his attackers stomping through the bungalow and firing bursts into the furniture in frustration.

Now if he only knew who had built the bombshelter for him…
Not to the best of my knowledge. I'm assuming it was a doctor. For that matter, it could be some bizzare depiction of a protection group, but that seems unlikely.But not a lucky escape as you hypothesized earlier?

Select: General Handkerchief
Vote: Ishmael

[Ishmael]

Well, a lot has happened overnight. I really don't know how to refute the allegations that I was protected by a Luca - is there any evidence for the contrary I can give to you guys, because if so, let me know. As for voting, none of the candidates are that great, but Yarapolk seems the most scummy to me - firstly that whole weird nazi PM conversation, which I doubt a townie would partake in; and secondly just general intuition based on his posting content and behaivour. So,

vote: Yarapolk.

EDIT: Guiri: Yep, that's what I do when I'm a mafia Don - call attention to my 'get out of jail free' card. I was asking that because I was genuinely curious, particularly seeing as slysnake had had two escapes (1 luck) only being wounded, and a few other people had also had lucky survivals.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

unvote, vote:Ishmael

That was practically a confession.

[Ishmael]

unvote, vote:Ishmael

That was practically a confession.

Was it? I'm confused.

[shlin28]

Renata, ATPG, Clitsome, Shlin, Winston Hughes, I told you about the Illuminati Plot in some detail. Spill it. Who did you talk to about it? And are you the people who's been shoving people off the building? What did I say about cleaning your mess?

I told nobody, not sure how I can prove it though :S

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Was it? I'm confused.

Yes :yes:

You slipped up there.

[Ishmael]

Yes :yes:

You slipped up there.

And the exact spot I slipped up was when I said....

The fact of the matter is guys, I'm just stating the situation as I see it. To me, the most logical scenario is that I was protected by a doctor. For that matter, if people lynch everybody who is saved by an individual, doctors become worthless.

[Winston Hughes]

Vote: Ishmael

The lack of an explanation for that protection is deeply suspect. The only thing I can think of is deliberate frame, but it's hard to see why anyone would bother at this stage of the game.

[Diamondeye]

Sorry, not buying it.
Unvote, Vote: Ishmael.

[fubbleskag]

did I overlook a convincing defense of the previous case against Sigurd? I seem to be the only one still voting him today...

in the meantime: unvote; vote Ishmael, for editing a vote post.

[Seon]

Yup. Totally guilty.

Vote: Ishimael

[Ishmael]

Just out curiosity, can somebody summarise the case against me? So far, it seems I've been protected by a doctor.

Incidentally fubbleskag, I believe it only matters if you edit the vote itself, although I wouldn't mind clarification from somebody more experienced than I am. And Seon, "Call me Ishmael" :beam: (typo in the spelling of my name).

[Memnon]

did I overlook a convincing defense of the previous case against Sigurd? I seem to be the only one still voting him today...

in the meantime: unvote; vote Ishmael, for editing a vote post.

Yes, you did, he's not really a communist, he's just trying to make the game interesting.

I will Vote: Ishmael, very suspicious.

I will also Select: GH, although I'm a little worried, because someone said he was in their mafia group a while back, and there seems to be a dictatorship being set up here. Although, I know I'm certainly not capable enough for the job.:creep:

[Cahoma]

I don't think Ishmael is that suspicious. He was saved, yes, but it's more likely that he was saved by a doctor than a luca right? Can someone perhaps confirm that his status is "innocent"?

Select: GH since he's been doing a fine job.

[seireikhaan]

Select: GH

Vote: Ishmael

[Krill]

Sorry, not buying it.

How do you guys keep up with this game...

[Cecil XIX]

select: GH
vote: Ishmael

That whole "Gee guys, I don't see how I'm being scummy" routine is quite the indictment.

[GeneralHankerchief]

YI will also Select: GH, although I'm a little worried, because someone said he was in their mafia group a while back, and there seems to be a dictatorship being set up here.

If there's a dictatorship being set up, it's the least effective dictatorship in human history. I couldn't even get a single vig group organized last day phase. :laugh4:

[Frozen In Ice]

Yes lets lynch everyone who could possibly be protected by a doctor. Great plan. Let's not do the sensible thing and see if a scan turns up innocent. Let's not wait for ACIN's alignment to be revealed that had a similar write-up. After that let's bandwagon this man into oblivion. Vote: Sasaki

[Montmorency]

From the writeup, I get the feeling that someone's looking to kill Sasaki anyway.

[White_eyes:D]

Unvote, Vote:Ishmael I think he has enough votes....but why not one more to be sure?:bounce:

[White_eyes:D]

Yes lets lynch everyone who could possibly be protected by a doctor. Great plan. Let's not do the sensible thing and see if a scan turns up innocent.Don't Don's turn up innocent?

Only way to catch them is though failed night actions or slip-ups.:yes:

Oh and FoS:Frozen In Ice

Edit: I don't want to put a whole new post, so here it is.
A Don normally cannot kill opponents during a “night” phase, and must work through others. Normally, however, they appear as “innocent” if investigated by a detective or made, so they can camouflage themselves well. Even the FBI detective is unlikely to spot them. If the Don has lost all the other members of her/his family, they may perform 1 kill per “night” phase. However, subsequent to any such killing they will be identified as “guilty” if investigated by a detective, and “criminal” if investigated by a made.

In addition, a Don is normally protected by their Luca, making them effectively unkillable. Should her/his Luca not be functioning in “protection” mode, the Don may be killed as would any other Townie.

[Frozen In Ice]

What I was saying was that the case would actually have more merit if he turned up innocent. If he doesn't then he isn't the don that everyone is making him out to be.

[White_eyes:D]

Unless your the said doctor, lynching a suspected don is never a bad thing.:2thumbsup:

[Renata]

He all but admitted he would scan innocent when he made his defense up above, which may have been what Sasaki was referring to. I talked about a criminal or guilty scan from a detective likely clearing him of the "protected by a Luca" charge, and he still asked what he could do to prove he wasn't. So obviously a scan isn't going to do it. And he didn't claim town power role either, the other explanation that wouldn't require a major coincidence.

His vote on Yaropolk is also scummy in its own right, both the target and the way it was phrased, but especially the target. The guy's practically wog-bait by this point.

vote: Ishmael

[classical_hero]

vote:Ishmael

If he is not guilty, then he dug his grave, with his conduct in the thread.

[Frozen In Ice]

He all but admitted he would scan innocent when he made his defense up above, which may have been what Sasaki was referring to. I talked about a criminal or guilty scan from a detective likely clearing him of the "protected by a Luca" charge, and he still asked what he could do to prove he wasn't. So obviously a scan isn't going to do it. And he didn't claim town power role either, the other explanation that wouldn't require a major coincidence.

His vote on Yaropolk is also scummy in its own right, both the target and the way it was phrased, but especially the target. The guy's practically wog-bait by this point.

vote: Ishmael
I'm not seeing where he said he scanned innocent, maybe I'm missing it. Ishmael hasn't given the best defense but there are certainly better candidates. The Stranger for lying, Sasaki for promoting such a bandwagon, Clintsome, Visorslash, etc. OTOH Ish, you'd better be innocent.:stare:

[Ishmael]

Ah, what the hell, I may as well claim. I doubt it will achieve much, but I might as well die for my ideals rather than being lynched as a second-rate hired gun.

I am a communist.

No, I am not affiliated with Sigurd in any way. The goal of the communists is pretty neutral - we aren't out to harm the town, although I won't say more as that's up to the rest of my Party to disclose if they see fit. The killing of Xenoneb was because we had reason to believe that he was an infiltrator, and the mafia attack on me last night seems to confirm this. I was protected by a member of my Party, although again I won't say any more than that. So lynch me or leave me for the Mafia/FBI, whatever. I'm doing this so the town won't think they've got a Don, and for the reason above. Finally, if you leave me alive and want to verify this, I will scan as 'unclear' on a detective scan.

EDIT: Also, ATPG, you can take this as cancellation of that interview :-).

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Sasaki for promoting such a bandwagon

hmm? :mellow:

[Ishmael]

hmm? :mellow:

Well technically you were incorrect...:beam:

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I was never specific about what you confessed to :creep:

[White_eyes:D]

No, you just another mafia scum family. You also attacked a few others...what was that?:inquisitive:

More "infiltrators"? Xeno expressed nothing but trust for you guys...you killed the wrong guy and now you will pay.:shrug:

[Ishmael]

You also attacked a few others...

We did? Do you mean those faux-Russians with the poor accents? Because I'm pretty sure everybody has realised that they're mafia by now.

Also, wait for Xenoneb's alignment result, then you'll see. Does anybody know when we'll get that?

EDIT: Also, if anybody wishes to join the Socialist Democratic Workers' Party of Fatlington, please let me know via PM. No scum or incorruptibles, please.

[White_eyes:D]

The fact that they attacked people close to Xeno before he died on the same night is just confidence then?

[Montmorency]

Xenon, Barto, Arjos, Tincow, ACIN, and Subotan will all be revealed tomorrow. Alright, how about we give him the benefit of the doubt? Let these guys flip; 2 of them are germane to Ishmael's case.

Unvote; Vote: Abstain

Although you should probably hang for killing Xenon anyway.

[Ishmael]

The fact that they attacked people close to Xeno before he died on the same night is just confidence then?

Which night was this? I control + F'd his name in the summary thread, but all I got was his death.

[Montmorency]

The sickle reversed and swung up. It came down again, this time on Xenoneb’s neck, but more slowly. It cut his neck and pulled his head down onto the trashcan top. Unable to move without cutting into his own spine, Xenoneb was trapped as his assailant brought up a nine-pound hammer.

It is true that Xenon got a Commie-themed death scene.

[Frozen In Ice]

Well I was right about Ishmael not being a Don, but boy do I feel silly now. I bow down to Sasaki and his infinite wisdom. Sasaki is the Dalai Lama, Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Albert Einstein, Tesla, *insert amazing person here* all in one.:2thumbsup::laugh4: haha GG Sasaki!!! Unvote: Sasaki, Vote: Ishmael

[Montmorency]

Well that's interesting: we went 180.

[White_eyes:D]

Which night was this? I control + F'd his name in the summary thread, but all I got was his death.Don't worry, you die and we can call it even.:smoking:

I well worry about your remaining commie buddy.:bow:

[Ishmael]

Don't worry, you die and we can call it even.:smoking:

I well worry about your remaining commie buddy.:bow:

Thank you for that incredibly helpful response :rolleyes:.

[Sprig]

Vote: Ishmael

Suspected don huh?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vote: Ishmael

Suspected don huh?

Hmm.

[White_eyes:D]

Not trying to be. I see no difference between your role and that of an SK. Giving you more information on who I was working with is not going to happen.:no:

Maybe you should have just chalked it up to bad luck that I regard those who send in orders reliably, like my brothers. Those that kill them are worse then scum in my eyes.(Until something changes of course:shrug:)

[Cahoma]

Xenoneb tried to "recruit" me for Sigurds communists. I got that role PM from Sigurd too, right before it all got out.

[Montmorency]

I have to FoS this entire page.

[Beskar]

The End is Nigh.

[Montmorency]

But there are still nearly 100 peeople left. Is this a breadcrumb that we will wish we had heeded before it was too late? Because I will give you succor if it means being spared. :clown:

[Choxorn]

Vote: Ishmael, because 20 votes in defense of MERCUH against GODLESS COMMUNISM is not enough.


I will also Select: GH, although I'm a little worried, because someone said he was in their mafia group a while back, and there seems to be a dictatorship being set up here. Although, I know I'm certainly not capable enough for the job.:creep:

You vote to select him despite suspecting he might be mafia?

FoS: Memnon

[Seamus Fermanagh]

I will need my tallyers to come through for me here. The weekend is always family first around here and time limited. Thanks for the help.

[El Barto]

So, do you mind if I feed Felix then?
Careful, he's god a good bite, ceiling cat bless his little teeth.

I just took a screenshot of this, for when the time comes.
I shall be waiting :bow:

So we're going back to voting based on name, now?

Poor El Diablo. Well, at least it's not happening to him for once.
But you didn't spare El Barto!


Wait, my scumdar has been activated…

BEEEP
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BEEEP
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BEEEP
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BEEEP
BEEEP

Vote: Present
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP

Of course I'm a Don. I run this whole town.

Sheesh, people. Just go back to your lives, I'll play songs on the radio and offer you my special brand of protection.

If ACIN and Subo and others were starting mafia, that would explain a lot, and also explain why no one is taking me up on my offer to interview gangsters on the air for the luls.

Either that or we've got gangsters who are trembling at the thought of talking to me even with anonymity intact. That kind of cowardice has no place in Fatlington.
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP

Worried I'll figure out who you are by writing style? I'm not that good. Run it through a translator or something.
Use unintelligencer (unintelligencer.com) then!

Speaking of songs, I have some more requested ones to post.
No Eppu Normaali then?

Clitsome: Sasaki, White_Eyes, Sturmhauke, Believer, Diamondeye, Andres, Chaotix,
Yaropolk: TLD, ULC, gibsonsg, Clitsome
Diamondeye: Seon, choxorn, Raskol,
Ishmael: Jarema, Montmorency
Romanic: ATPG, Autolycus
Beskar: DIY,
Camikaze: Erebus
Sturmhauke: God Emperor
Sigurd: fubbleskag
Visorslash: DaveShack
Nictel: lubber
Sasaki: Visor

Present/abstain: BSmith, SisterCoyote, fubbleskag, Kennigit, Camikaze, shlin28, robbiecon, Neri, Fluffy, Populus, WinstonLotsa people absent. Won't a WoG-valanche start?

[El Barto]

Well, a lot has happened overnight. I really don't know how to refute the allegations that I was protected by a Luca - is there any evidence for the contrary I can give to you guys, because if so, let me know. As for voting, none of the candidates are that great, but Yarapolk seems the most scummy to me - firstly that whole weird nazi PM conversation, which I doubt a townie would partake in; and secondly just general intuition based on his posting content and behaivour. So,

vote: Yarapolk.

EDIT: Guiri: Yep, that's what I do when I'm a mafia Don - call attention to my 'get out of jail free' card. I was asking that because I was genuinely curious, particularly seeing as slysnake had had two escapes (1 luck) only being wounded, and a few other people had also had lucky survivals.

unvote, vote:Ishmael

That was practically a confession.

Was it? I'm confused.

Yes :yes:

You slipped up there.
Yeap, see there. You posted, then Sasaki posted one minute later that you'd made a confession and Ii can see an edit timestamp made a minute after Sasaki's post. Really, Ishmael… :no:

[Montmorency]

Perhaps that's why there have been so few Mafia kills: inactive scum. Would be hilarious if a family or two turn out to be wholly inactive.

[Lewwyn]

Lynchin' Commies. Sounds American to me.

Vote: Ishmael

[El Barto]

Look at that, you mention WoGging and they start crawling out of the woodwork.

[scottishranger]

To the best of your knowledge?

No, when I was asked this question I knew the answer. The answer was no.

Why do you need margin for error?

I know this was a while back, but I do love to respond to anyone who takes the time to respond to me.

"to the best of my knowledge" was poor attempt at sarcasm and humor. I do not know why Seamus had me going to a meeting.

Select: GH just because i love his write-ups

Vote: Abstain because Ishmael says that his role is not anti-town. Leave him to the FBI

[Beskar]

Select: Death is Yonder
Vote:Clitsome

[El Barto]

Select: Death is Yonder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag

[Neri]

I thought the whole point of abstaining was to avoid WoGing?

Also, I'm curious about investigations: does one become "guilty" for an attack that would have been successful if not for a protection?

[Kennigit]

vote: ishmael. Commies isn't a bad hit.

[Death is yonder]

Select: Death is Yonder

*Beep* Your bribe has been accepted, please place it on the floor and step away quietly. *Beep*

:clown:

Where have you been anyway Beskie?


Well, a lot has happened overnight. I really don't know how to refute the allegations that I was protected by a Luca - is there any evidence for the contrary I can give to you guys, because if so, let me know. As for voting, none of the candidates are that great, but Yarapolk seems the most scummy to me - firstly that whole weird nazi PM conversation, which I doubt a townie would partake in; and secondly just general intuition based on his posting content and behaivour. So,




I have a question for people who have played in previous Capo's - how is a kill attempt on a mafia Don (protected by his Luca) depicted? Common sense would decree that it would appear as a one person successful protection, yet that seems too obvious - the Don would just be lynched the next round. So does it show up as a 'lucky' escape or something?

Scummy posts, eyebrow raising indeed. His squirmy behavior and queries over how Don's appear in write ups seem very weird indeed, as if he's conscious over doing something that might land him in trouble/planning an alibi in the event of him getting into a fix.

In any case, he has claimed commy, and overall the claim is very suspicious and quite possibly an effort to ride on public opinion so far to chase actual mafia and not 3rd party (probably positively motivated by the initial survival rates of individuals like TheStranger and Momo/Yaro after their claims/accuser's claims)

Unvote: Beskar
Vote: Ishmael

[Ishmael]

Curiosity killed the cat, indeed. Could we have a tally of the people voting me because I'm scum, and the people voting me because I'm communist? :clown:

[Visor]

Visorslash's post history and especially voting history is god-awful.

You have an awful habit of stating the obvious.

[Visor]

At some point I'd appreciate to know the evidence, because he's certainly acting like one.

So, Askthepizzaguy says that I'm not mafia, and you believe him? Just like that? You're willing to let me go?

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::lau gh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Vote: Visorslash

[GeneralHankerchief]

Guys, Seamus said we need tallies. I've had a bit too much to drink tonight to do it. COMMITTEE, COME THROUGH HERE.

[Montmorency]

Jawohl mein herr, inmediatamente.

27 - GH (Diamondeye, Silver Jan, Riedquat, BSmith, SisterCoyote, OTLD, Ishmael,
fubbleskag, sturmhauke, gibsonsg, Death is Yonder, White eyes:D, kennigit, ATPG,
Clitsome, autolycus, DaveShack, Raskolnikov, landlubber, Populus Romanus,
fyremarble, woad&fangs, guiri, Memnon, Cahoma, issaikhaan, Cecil XIX, scottishranger)

1 - Abstain (Montmorency,
3 - Craterus (Craterus, Visorslash, shlin28,
1 - Sasaki ( Andres,
1 - Chaotix (thefluffyone93,
1 - Death is Yonder (Beskar,

[Visor]

And the vote tally? :P

[classical_hero]

Select:ATPG for the lulz, plus it won't happen, so I am just putting up this selection for fun.

[Montmorency]

Nope. :smile:

[Visor]

:stare:

[classical_hero]

I am sure that Ishmael is in the lead,so we can just get more people to vote for him and don't worry with a count. This is mob rule after all.

[Visor]

Unvote; Vote: Yaropolk

[Beskar]

So, Askthepizzaguy says that I'm not mafia, and you believe him? Just like that? You're willing to let me go?

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::lau gh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy is the Capo di Tutti Capi, only difference between you and me is that I already know it as such. Pizza is Omnipotent. He controls the select vote, he controls the lynch vote, he even controls access to your bathroom and fridge. Every person who disagrees with me is a henchman of his, everyone who supports me is a henchman of his. He is a law unto himself, he will bow to no man but all man shall bow to him. He is the magnificent, the almighty, the reigning champion.

Ultimately, these whole votes and selecting is a sham, might as well not bother and simply just let Pizza be the only one who bothers.

Two seconds, some nice gentlemen at the door are requesting access... ...

[El Barto]

Curiosity killed the cat, indeed. Could we have a tally of the people voting me because I'm scum, and the people voting me because I'm communist? :clown:
Nothing can kill cats!

You have an awful habit of stating the obvious.Self-lampshade-a-licious?

[gnarlycharlie]

Select: GH

Vote: Ishmael

an admitted 3rd party is better than shooting in the dark.

[Nightbringer]

I am sorry to say I have not been reading the main thread as it is just far too much for me to read in my limited time, so I will
vote:abstain
because I don't have the ability to make an informed vote, and because I don't want to be wogged.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh yeah, Ishmael was a commie. I knew that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey






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"That was Evanescence with 'What you want', a fitting song for the coming night. I encourage everyone to actively DO something to stop the coming threats.... be it by peaceful protections or active watchdog activity, whatever you want to do, do what you want. Do what you can.

La Resistance will prevail!"









If you want to request a song or an interview, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/private.php?do=newpm&u=23872). He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less. "Legitimate businessmen", please contact us anonymously via email (askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com) to set up a phone interview, to discuss the unemployment situation on the air.

[sturmhauke]

Sturmhauke you little scum!

1) your vote: present.. this is a very personal view, but I think it is an unhealthy sign.
2) you want Sigurd dead! That much is clear so how can that result in 'I don't really have much of a read on anyone'
3) you jump on the newest bandwagon right away, which suggests that you really don't care too much about who is going to be lynched, when we compare it to your rhetoric concering Sigurd and your day phase votes/actions
.. not to mention that you also think that popolus needs to die. He was your alternative to Sigurd.

I'm not scum, I'm not even a wiseguy. I'm just a townie who's been in some vigilante groups. As for Sigurd and Populus, my earlier stance on them was mostly a gut reaction kind of thing ("You forged a role PM! Hah, caught you!"). I'm not going to say I completely trust them, because I don't, but I think there are better targets. For instance, an actual commie/possible Don.

Unvote; Vote Ishmael

[Ishmael]

I'm not scum, I'm not even a wiseguy. I'm just a townie who's been in some vigilante groups. As for Sigurd and Populus, my earlier stance on them was mostly a gut reaction kind of thing ("You forged a role PM! Hah, caught you!"). I'm not going to say I completely trust them, because I don't, but I think there are better targets. For instance, an actual commie/possible Don.

Unvote; Vote Ishmael

Tut, tut. All this persecution of political minorities. Your so-called 'democratic' society should be ashamed of itself. Good thing the communists will teach you a lesson in about 20 years time :beam:.

[Erebus]

Creating a tally now, I'll get the votes to you guys soon.

However there are at least 3 incorrect votes that I didn't count, so please be careful with your voting.

[Tratorix]

Well, at least I didn't die while I was away. Sorry for not being active for the last couple of days, they were a bit hectic, didn't have much time to myself. Vote: abstain while I catch up on the thread.

[Erebus]

Ishmael 19 (Cecil XIX, Death is yonder, Diamondeye, Frozen in Ice, Fubbleskag, Guiri, hero di classico, Issaikhaan, Jarema, Kennigit*, Lewwyn, Memnon, Renata, Sasaki Kojiro, Sprig, Sturmhauke, White_eyes:D, Winston Hughes, Woads & Fangs)

Yaropolk 8 (Clitsome, Daveshack, Fyremarble, gibsong91921, gnarly charlie, Oh!TheLastDays!, ULC, Visorslash)

Clitsome 4 (Andres, Believer, Besker, Chaotix)

Diamondeye 3 (Choxorn*, Raskolnikov, Seon*)
Romanic 2 (ATPG, Autolycus)
Sturmhauke 2 (God Emperor, Shlin28)

Camikaze 1 (Erebus)
Nictel 1 (landlubber)

Abstain 6 (Montmorency, Neri, Nightbringer, Robbiecon, Scottishranger, Sistercoyote, Tratorix)
Present 4 (Bsmith, Camikaze, Populous Romanus, Thefluffyone89)

*Seon - 1908 No unvote
Kennigit - Voted present, no unvote, but vote accepted as present is technically invalid
Ishmael - 1899 Edited vote post invalid
Choxorn - 1946 No unvote

[Erebus]

I'm also quite interested in the number of "first-time voters" that have popped up.

I can't help but be a little suspicious. Did Seamus send out messages of impending doom? And the three to die last night were the only ones not to respond. Or was it a matter of no votes + no night actions?

Or maybe Seamus was worried about killing a power role or two?

Also who did Autolycus replace?

[Choxorn]

To make it official:

Unvote, Vote: Diamondeye

[Choxorn]

:facepalm:

What I meant to say was, Unvote, Vote: Ishmael

[BillMc]

Select: GH
Vote: Ishmael

[Ironside]

EDIT: Also, if anybody wishes to join the Socialist Democratic Workers' Party of Fatlington, please let me know via PM. No scum or incorruptibles, please.


Tut, tut. All this persecution of political minorities. Your so-called 'democratic' society should be ashamed of itself. Good thing the communists will teach you a lesson in about 20 years time :beam:.

On the contrary, we will keep our democratic priciples, even in times of great crisis. I suppose things like voting has no place in your socialistic version. And dissent are "rewarded" with the hammer and the sicle. Xenoneb was never a member of your party as well, in fact there's never existed such a person, I assume?

Vote:Ishmael
Select: GH

[The Stranger]

vote abstain. CBA to read through all that -_- i have a headache.

[The Stranger]

vote: abstain

[shlin28]

Unvote: Sturmhauke, Vote: Ishmael

I think he is masquerading as a Commie to avoid lynch. No proof = not a neutral third-party = lying = lynchee :)

[Cahoma]

Vote: Ishmael
It's better to lynch him that to lynch a random person.

[Beefy187]

Select: GH
Vote: Ishmael

[Riedquat]

Vote: Ishmael

[edse]

Vote: Ishmael

[Peasant Phill]

Vote: abstain

There should be a time-out in weekends for those who have other obligations.

[TheLastDays]

Nice wagon you got there. Now who on there is scum? Please raise your hands :yes:

[robbiecon]

Select:GH, I want to wish you good luck, we're all counting on you.

[AggonyKing]

vote: abstain
select: GH

I would like to see if the ban wagon can turn into a double lynching like last time but looking at the last tally, that might be impossible this time around?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

vote: abstain
select: GH

I would like to see if the ban wagon can turn into a double lynching like last time but looking at the last tally, that might be impossible this time around?

Who do you want to double lynch? Mr. abstain?

[AggonyKing]

Who do you want to double lynch? Mr. abstain?I have a name Mr. Sasaki Kojiro. Use it.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Mr. AggonyKing, who did you want to double lynch in addition to Ishmael?

[AggonyKing]

Mr. AggonyKing, who did you want to double lynch in addition to Ishmael? :) whoever is on second place according to the last tally. If people are gonna start a ban wagon, why be satisfied with taking only one :bow: