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ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 12:04
Flood control was activated
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 12:04
Thus my spam was limited until I could reconsider my posts.
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 12:06
Now I feel a lot better and I am happy.

I have a small house with a garden, and in that garden I grow vegetables. There is a birds nest in the tree in my garden and the pretty birds chirp.

Unfortunately the squirrel with an AK-47 took the birds out last night in a friendly fire accident.
Stormer
03-30-2003, 12:09
a
Stormer
03-30-2003, 12:10
nasty
Stormer
03-30-2003, 12:10
hippo
Sigurd
03-30-2003, 12:25
big as the Mighty Hulk
Stormer
03-30-2003, 12:45
which wasnt
Stormer
03-30-2003, 12:46
all that and
Stormer
03-30-2003, 12:47
a bag of...
Sigurd
03-30-2003, 13:09
pretzels
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 13:21
very salty pretzels, mind you
Stormer
03-30-2003, 13:58
of corse they were
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 13:59
were eaten by Smitty Werbanmanjensen
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 13:59
who
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:00
thought
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:00
that
Stormer
03-30-2003, 14:01
he was better then.
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:01
his
Stormer
03-30-2003, 14:01
the seven samurai
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:02
mother
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:02
liked Smitty Werbanmanjensen
Stormer
03-30-2003, 14:03
she was a lovely
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:03
and was sick
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:04
so he
Stormer
03-30-2003, 14:04
to death with
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:04
met Tony Hawk
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:05
who
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:05
pulled
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:06
a:
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 14:06
spam, very salty spam too
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:06
perfect
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:07
900
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:07
and
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:08
Eric Koston
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:08
did
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:09
his
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:09
K-grind
Stormer
03-30-2003, 14:09
ate it
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 14:10
Hey Mongolwarrior You aren't paying attention to us others You steamroll us WAAAAAAAAAH http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:10
so a
Stormer
03-30-2003, 14:10
on the
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:11
ok I wont steamroll you anymore
Stormer
03-30-2003, 14:11
yes mongol warrior u keep talking to ur self http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif


eric wanna go play an all20?
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:11
halfpipe
MongolWarrior
03-30-2003, 14:12
whats an all20?
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 14:12
ok stormer
Stormer
03-30-2003, 14:13
ok start new

A mighty warrior fought a...

ok erik go to lobby i see you there, all20 is where u can play all factions online
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 15:33
KillerBee
Stormer
03-30-2003, 16:54
this
Stormer
03-30-2003, 16:54
killer
Stormer
03-30-2003, 16:55
bee
Stormer
03-30-2003, 16:55
could
Stormer
03-30-2003, 16:56
talk
Shahed
03-30-2003, 17:11
to
Stormer
03-30-2003, 17:35
other
Stormer
03-30-2003, 17:37
bee's
Stormer
03-30-2003, 17:37
about
Stormer
03-30-2003, 17:38
other
Stormer
03-30-2003, 17:39
bees http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Skomatth
03-30-2003, 18:19
Yes, the birds and bees (aren't u breaking the rules?)
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 18:21
about
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 18:32
naughty http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 18:33
" things "...... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 18:55
like
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 18:56
dad's porn collection
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 18:56
and http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-30-2003, 19:17
famine
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 19:23
period

(shall we continu with the killerbee mightywarrior fight) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Stormer
03-30-2003, 19:23
what
Stormer
03-30-2003, 19:23
makes
Stormer
03-30-2003, 19:24
people
Stormer
03-30-2003, 19:24
hungrey
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-30-2003, 19:26
to
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-30-2003, 19:26
the
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-30-2003, 19:27
max
Skomatth
03-30-2003, 20:07
laxity
Stormer
03-30-2003, 20:26
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

there was a
Stormer
03-30-2003, 20:27
hungrey bear
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:27
dump
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:28
lump
andy119
03-30-2003, 20:29
with pieces of
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:29
gump
andy119
03-30-2003, 20:31
smelling of
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:31
bump
andy119
03-30-2003, 20:31
next to
andy119
03-30-2003, 20:32
shahed
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:33
Kylie Minogue
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:35
did that funky kool dance waving the
andy119
03-30-2003, 20:36
my axe http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:38
over your head
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:39
and then came the funky Kenchi dance
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:45
to which
andy119
03-30-2003, 20:45
with me
andy119
03-30-2003, 20:49
she shook her booty
Shahed
03-30-2003, 20:52
which she does soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo well http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Dramicus
03-30-2003, 22:22
lol
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:42
especialy for
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:44
old men like
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:44
in Japanese cartoons who
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:45
tend to eye
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:46
young nubile
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:46
schoolgirls... man those guys are wierd like
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:47
Adam Sandler in
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:47
the movie where
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:48
he playes that
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:49
idiot who cant
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:50
tie his shoelaces or
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:50
seem to get the
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:50
elusive, young,
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:51
nubile, hot chick, who sees him
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:51
as a man of
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:52
tomfoolery and
Alrowan
03-31-2003, 05:53
SPAM
Brutal DLX
03-31-2003, 10:42
& Happy Gilmore
Demon of Light
03-31-2003, 10:57
There once was
Baron von Beer
03-31-2003, 11:10
A Girl named Venus

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
MonkeyMan
03-31-2003, 11:24
who had an enormous..
Shahed
03-31-2003, 12:55
monkey http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Shahed
03-31-2003, 12:56
she
Shahed
03-31-2003, 12:57
loved
Shahed
03-31-2003, 12:58
so
Shahed
03-31-2003, 12:59
dearly
MonkeyMan
03-31-2003, 12:59
she
Shahed
03-31-2003, 12:59
becuase
Shahed
03-31-2003, 13:00
he would
Shahed
03-31-2003, 13:04
jump around
Shahed
03-31-2003, 13:05
and
Shahed
03-31-2003, 13:06
dance
Shahed
03-31-2003, 13:08
every time
Shahed
03-31-2003, 13:09
she would
Shahed
03-31-2003, 13:10
treat him like a real monkeyman http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Shahed
03-31-2003, 13:11
he would
MonkeyMan
03-31-2003, 13:12
spam all over the place
MonkeyMan
03-31-2003, 13:13
once there was so much spam that..
Shahed
03-31-2003, 13:13
neither the monkey nor the chik could
Sjakihata
03-31-2003, 13:15
Absue the Way of Spam
Stormer
03-31-2003, 16:44
THEN
Stormer
03-31-2003, 16:44
a
Stormer
03-31-2003, 16:44
Spamaholic
Stormer
03-31-2003, 16:45
named........ http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
Sjakihata
03-31-2003, 16:53
mith is too original so it is--
Stormer
03-31-2003, 17:19
the
Stormer
03-31-2003, 17:19
queen
Stormer
03-31-2003, 17:24
of
some_totalwar_dude
03-31-2003, 17:32
farawayie-stan
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:33
exploded
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:34
all
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:34
over
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:35
the
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:35
intense
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:36
spam
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:36
spewing
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:37
spasm
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:38
causing
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:39
mass
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:39
ignorance
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:40
of
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:40
obvious
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:41
simple
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:41
of foreign
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:41
human beings called people
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:41
delicacies
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:42
boxing entire nations into a box labelled them
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:42
during
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:43
mardi gras
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:43
and then creating another box labelled us
some_totalwar_dude
03-31-2003, 17:43
grew
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:44
for
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:44
then the us starte to spi on the them
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:44
to
some_totalwar_dude
03-31-2003, 17:44
kill
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:45
then the us violated the them rights and lands
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:45
obtain
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:45
death
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:46
then us looted them natural resources and made puppets of them leaders
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:47
us became wealthy by breeding on them
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:48
but us forgot that when them have nothing more to lose
MonkeyMan
03-31-2003, 17:48
cheese
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:49
them will give their lives than betray their soul.
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:52
"under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me"
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:52
so us took their lives.........
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:54
and us conquered the world.
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:54
and became THEM
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:56
and became doomed to a life of treachery.
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:57
avarice
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:57
greed
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:58
gluttony
some_totalwar_dude
03-31-2003, 17:58
smokin weed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:58
lust
Shahed
03-31-2003, 17:58
debauchery
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:59
alcoholism
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 17:59
anger
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:01
murder
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-31-2003, 18:01
SAY HELLO TO THE DUKE (And don't bring the war into this Seljuk)
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:03
*sigh* ok mate how about ice skating http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif



http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030328/i/1048886749.4093747286.jpg
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:05
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif Hello DUKE http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:07
Meanwhile back at the beach http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030319/capt.1048101259.spring_break_travel_cun104.jpg
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:08
everyone decided a new fashion was in vogue

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030331/lthumb.1049114139.japan_fashion_tok110.jpg
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:09
which was defintely the weirdest thing i ever seen http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030331/lthumb.1049114065.japan_fashion_tok111.jpg
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:15
said
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:16
the

*shashed go on msn*
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:16
nasty.
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:19
dicky I'm at work, no msn here. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:20
but but but he he he http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030325/capt.1048566274.miss_usa_2003_txeg103.jpg
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:21
obviously she could not believe it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030325/capt.1048565804.miss_usa_2003_txeg101.jpg http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:22
but we could so we screamed CONGRATULATIONS MISS USA http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:24
OMG


*you spend your browseing the guild instead off working*
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:25
shes an
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:26
ugly
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:26
munter http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:27
said..
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:28
after Dubai i'm way ahead of my goals so can afford some time with my feet on the desk. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:30
Quote[/b] (Stormer @ Mar. 31 2003,17:26)]munter http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:47
Quote[/b] ]after Dubai

say again
Stormer
03-31-2003, 18:50
what time u finish work Shashed
Shahed
03-31-2003, 18:59
gah
andy119
03-31-2003, 19:02
Gnish http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif
Shahed
03-31-2003, 19:13
lol http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif leaving for home, well the only difference between home and work at the mo is no mtw at work http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
Stormer
03-31-2003, 19:15
ok c ya s00n
Stormer
03-31-2003, 22:43
***NEW***


Never let this topic end said...
LittleGrizzly
03-31-2003, 23:13
grizz
Shahed
03-31-2003, 23:32
becuase this is the only thread in the tavern which actually is civillised, most of the rest are about bashing what a sad place this is. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Shahed
03-31-2003, 23:35
BUT on a MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCH brighter note:

Inna Zobova

http://www.hindustantimes.com/wfsf/2002/Nov/29/06_25/images/hiResWeb111196.jpg
Demon of Light
04-01-2003, 00:12
I would appear to have began a phenomenon known as quadruple posting. If I had known...

Fast approaching 100 pages. I wonder what happens then.
Shahed
04-01-2003, 02:27
umm actually Alrowan started this thread. so ..

*starting again*

The smoke
Dramicus
04-01-2003, 03:26
is really
LittleGrizzly
04-01-2003, 03:42
big and hard http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Alrowan
04-01-2003, 05:38
and wet? because
Alrowan
04-01-2003, 05:40
in truth, it wanst
Alrowan
04-01-2003, 05:47
smoke, but a wet
Alrowan
04-01-2003, 05:49
cat named
Kongamato
04-01-2003, 06:19
Narwalo
Postino
04-01-2003, 10:33
. Narwalo had only one
Brutal DLX
04-01-2003, 10:51
whisker, which
MonkeyMan
04-01-2003, 12:25
was
Alrowan
04-01-2003, 13:26
made
Alrowan
04-01-2003, 13:29
of straw
theKyl
04-01-2003, 13:51
-berries
Sigurd
04-01-2003, 14:05
liquorice
Shahed
04-01-2003, 14:19
& lime
LRossaLordJimi
04-01-2003, 14:20
an 80° alchoolic http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
LRossaLordJimi
04-01-2003, 14:21
The man at arms drink it and go to the battle
Shahed
04-01-2003, 14:22
she loved
Shahed
04-01-2003, 14:23
Absolut
Shahed
04-01-2003, 14:24
VODKA
Postino
04-01-2003, 14:27
with prune juice in
Shahed
04-01-2003, 14:27
Mama Mia La pasta della nonna
Sigurd
04-01-2003, 14:36
: said the wench behind the bar as...
Postino
04-01-2003, 14:50
gallons upon gallons of