1 Word Story

[theKyl]

smacked

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the moon

[some_totalwar_dude]

upsidedown

[Dîn-Heru]

and

[Alrowan]

hey

[Alrowan]

diddle

[Alrowan]

diddle

[Alrowan]

the

[Alrowan]

cat

[Alrowan]

and

[Alrowan]

the

[Alrowan]

fiddle

[Alrowan]

the

[Alrowan]

cow

[Alrowan]

jumped

[Alrowan]

over

[Alrowan]

the

[Alrowan]

moon

[Alrowan]

the

[Alrowan]

little

[Alrowan]

dog

[Alrowan]

laughed

[Alrowan]

to

[Alrowan]

see

[Alrowan]

such

[Alrowan]

fun

[Alrowan]

and

[Alrowan]

the

[Alrowan]

dish

[Alrowan]

ran

[Alrowan]

away

[Alrowan]

with

[Alrowan]

the

[Alrowan]

spoon

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I am in awe...such spam Teach me the way wise master

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Meanwhile, all was peaceful in

[Alrowan]

smallville

(its called "i have an essay to do that is so damn boring it makes me want to crawl into a hole and die")

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The inhabitants(What's your essay about?)

[Alrowan]

were all incredibly well manacured

("Why was the period 1916-18 marked by social conflict in Australia?")

[Heraclius]

(ouch, what a**hole, or incrediblly boring person, gave you that?)

but dirt still crept under their fingernails so they....

[Alrowan]

asked clark kent

(it was the more interesting of 5 topics... trust me...)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

bought xylophones(Nasty essay. I like history, but that sucks)

[Alrowan]

to use like (i know.. i love history, but that.... eww)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

cricket balls(How much have you done?)

[Heraclius]

(i'm a big history fan too but jesus, how long does it have to be?)

but the balls continually burst and splattered them all so......(eeeewwwwww)

[Alrowan]

they needed another manacure (2k words, ive done all my research and have half typed it)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

just in case(ouch)

[Alrowan]

they broke a nail

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

as they used their nails

[Dîn-Heru]

to scratch

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

camels

[Dîn-Heru]

which

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

regularly steal

[Dîn-Heru]

apples

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

from the honest

[Dîn-Heru]

grandma Annabelle

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

who lives

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with

[Dîn-Heru]

grandpa Tom and the cow Sally

(this is serious spamming http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif )

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and Uncle Billy-Sue(Great, isn't it?)

[Dîn-Heru]

on a farm

(Yea, it truly is http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

in Alaska.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

where they

[Alrowan]

eat hay

[Demon of Light]

and mourn Spiderman's death

[Sigurd]

. From the east rumbling could be heard as Asene from Asgard prepared for Ragnarok.
Ty (war god) donned his armor and Thor made ready his chariot

[ErikJansen]

then he discovered

[ErikJansen]

that his nuts were missing

[Demon of Light]

that his nuts were missing.

the harbinger of his doom awaited him.

[ErikJansen]

but he had to find his nuts first

[Demon of Light]

but he had to find his nuts first

The Midgard Serpent

[ErikJansen]

LOL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Sigurd]

(he can grow new ones)furious

[Sigurd]

with jotne anger floods the eart with sea water

[Demon of Light]

Thor

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

Found Tyr nuts in his locker

Louis,

Go Erik go

[Demon of Light]

(Demon of Light throws hand up in defeat. There's too many of them. And they're all obsessed with nuts)

[Sigurd]

(All GODS can re-grow disembodied limbs, even nuts)
HA HA, thought Thor as he prepared himself for battle against the big adder

[Alrowan]

named bob

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with 12 inch

[MonkeyMan]

flares

[Brutal DLX]

and a nice pipe.

[Alrowan]

so with this pipe

[Sigurd]

he blew a wellknown tune

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

And lemmings came to him praying for...

[Dîn-Heru]

a break from the tune.

[ErikJansen]

The tune reminded Thor

[ErikJansen]

of the beautiful

[ErikJansen]

NUTCRACKER

[ErikJansen]

by some russian guy

[Demon of Light]

named Tchaikovsky

[ErikJansen]

who was no eunuch.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

as he owned

[Demon of Light]

(Do I really have to say it?)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

hats(no, you don't. What were you going to say? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Dîn-Heru]

that covered

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

all of Siberia's famous

[Demon of Light]

Midgard Serpents. Loki arose and

[Dîn-Heru]

and changed himself into

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

a deer mouse

[Demon of Light]

. Odin was puzzled. "Isn't this guy supposed to swallow me?" he asked.

[some_totalwar_dude]

suddenly

[Demon of Light]

Sigurd Fafnesbane

[some_totalwar_dude]

exploded...

*no wait I use that all the time*

inploded http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with devastating

[some_totalwar_dude]

Force and Destruction



(wheeeeee yipeeeeee I'm a knight&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Which fueled some_total_war_dude's metamorphosis

[some_totalwar_dude]

what's that asked some_totalwar_dude? something like my ego?? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

into a knight, said Big King.

[some_totalwar_dude]

Ah now I remember how stupid of me.
said me

(thnx Big king)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Then, out of the blue(It's ok)

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

Big King rush for avatarhood turned into....

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

A mad stampede(LoL very perceptive) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[redrooster]

afterwhich his account was deleted by an evil mod

[Demon of Light]

(Demon of Light shoots some_totalwar_dude for imploding Sigurd Fafnesbane. Wait... should that be Sir some_totalwar_dude?)

[AggonyShim2]

And Then (http://members.home.nl/drewes/yaai.swf)

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

"I am an idiot"

thought Tyr

[Demon of Light]

He had neglected to open his own .org account

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

so he stole

[Brutal DLX]

a handkerchief

[Sjakihata]

, which

[Sigurd]

lay on the Fenriswolf’s tongue

[MonkeyMan]

'bump' said monkey

(can't believe this almost fell off the page whats wrong with you people? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Dîn-Heru]

And bumped it was.

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

Dismayed by...

[Dîn-Heru]

the loss of

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

his nuts, Tyr...

[Dîn-Heru]

then set out

[Sigurd]

to kill the Fenris Wolf

[Dîn-Heru]

He travelled to

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Midgard

[Dîn-Heru]

But then he remembered

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

that huge numbers of tourists

[Dîn-Heru]

visited Asgard every year, to behold the wolf.

(we are at it again, this is seriously driving my post count up http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

So he rode his trusty steed , Patsy, to(I know http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Dîn-Heru]

the tavern. And waited

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

for the next post in the one-word story

[Dîn-Heru]

When it came he rode back to Asgard, as he knew the tourists were gone for the day.

(a bit to many words, but I can't spam all the time http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif )

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

He met

[Dîn-Heru]

the giant Hymir

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Who swung his monstrous

[Dîn-Heru]

axe

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

towards

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

my

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

AVATARHOOD

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

And cut back King Sanctaphrax number of post down to 1

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Louis,

Nice final rush

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Thanks http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Dîn-Heru]

said Big King Sanctaphrax

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Thanks Din for correcting Big King Sanctaphrax, said Big King Sanctaphrax

[LordMonarch]

It's Loki

[Demon of Light]

and he's big enough to swallow Odin again

[Demon of Light]

(117 pages 2901 posts)

[Dîn-Heru]

The gods

( 117 pages 2901 posts , it's insane http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif )

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

got drunk and

[Dîn-Heru]

and Loki

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Started shouting the odds at

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

(LOL, 2906 replies.... the whole tavern has 9211 when I am writing..... This is more than 30% of the whole place....Muhahahahaha&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

(MMMMMMMMMONSTER THREAD http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[LordMonarch]

Unreal...Ahhhhhh....what a game http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

(do you have UT2003 or U2?)
Henry V

[Alrowan]

had 3

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

Euhum....


Where did we stop?

Right.

STARTED SHOUTING THE ODDS AT...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Joe from Brighton

[Demon of Light]

nonsense

[Demon of Light]

Convoluted junk.

[Brutal DLX]

Meanwhile, in Elmoland,

[MonkeyMan]

Brutal DLX was....

[Brutal DLX]

quicker than Monkeyman

[MonkeyMan]

at shoving amusingly shaped vegetables up...

[Brutal DLX]

Monkeyman's willing... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[MonkeyMan]

friend

[Brutal DLX]

(that was a close call, wasn't it) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

by the name of

[MonkeyMan]

Blendomatic 3000

(it sure was http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[some_totalwar_dude]

and monkeyman

[MonkeyMan]

Then drank the lovely vegetable juice

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

which brought on a

[Dîn-Heru]

very unsetteling bowel movement.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

terrifying a nearby

[Dîn-Heru]

cowboy

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with it's bizzare

[Dîn-Heru]

noise

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The cowboys horse bolted and

[Dîn-Heru]

and threw the cowboy off. And he

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

walked to Belgium to see

[Dîn-Heru]

Waterloo

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and the famous

[Dîn-Heru]

battlesight, but all he found

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

was waffles

[Dîn-Heru]

and strawberryjam

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

so he picniced with

[Demon of Light]

Monkeyman's friend

[Dîn-Heru]

Will Sasso

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

who drank too much coffee and

[Dîn-Heru]

badmouthed

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Ronald McDonald, who, in a fit of anger,

[Dîn-Heru]

stuffed Will full of

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

broken glass and razor blades

[Dîn-Heru]

but alleating as he was

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

he merely laughed

[Dîn-Heru]

and said: "May I have some more"

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

This time Ronald knifed him

[Dîn-Heru]

auch, that hurt

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

said Bob, after being(We've totally hi-jacked this http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Dîn-Heru]

stabbed again

( I know http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

in the left( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Dîn-Heru]

arm

[Demon of Light]

(Demon of Light stands ready to shoot any who execute other. I've always wanted to shoot Ronald McDonald)

[Alrowan]

. He bled like a mad man all over the

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

parking lot under the golden arch

[ErikJansen]

"You got no balls, son"

[ErikJansen]

said

[Sigurd]

The Incredible Hulk

[Demon of Light]

(The Incredible Hulk??)

Ronald MacDonald then allied himself with Capt. Cook and his castrated men, Tyr, Thor, Odin, The Incredible Hulk, and Barbara Striesand against

[Sigurd]

Spiderman, Captain America, the cowboy,

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and the Lithuanians

[Demon of Light]

led by Miroslav Zakhariev

[Demon of Light]

of Livonia

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The stage was set for an epic confrontation

[Sigurd]

involving Gods, Superheroes and

[Rob The Bastard]

Eunuchs

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the eunuchs attacked(Why is it always the eunuchs? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Sigurd]

but before anyone could react, a flamian Battle cruiser appeared, roaring into the throng of people, Gods and superheroes.

(Big K, where did you get your Avatar?)

[Demon of Light]

The Flamian Battlecruiser was commanded by Tony Hawk with Bob Barker acting as first officer. The crew consisted of monkeys of doom.

[Brutal DLX]

"That's some monkey business", said

[Nowake]

the officer

[Jabberwock]

of the Queen's

[LRossaLordJimi]

before die by

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

banana congestion

[Alrowan]

of the anal

[Demon of Light]

variety. Capt. Tony Hawk

[spiffy_scimitar]

unzipped

[Demon of Light]

the program that contained his targetting system

[spiffy_scimitar]

but forgot to activate the virus-check

[Demon of Light]

so his attempt to fire his Ion Cannon failed disastrously when the superweapon

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

mutinied
(
Quote[/b] ](Big K, where did you get your Avatar?) From the .Org. Right at the bottom of the list)

[Demon of Light]

destroying the Flamian Battlecruiser with all hands (and monkeys of doom) except

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

cowardly Bob, who

[spiffy_scimitar]

, carefully tilting the bottle of wine, said

[71-hour Ahmed]

"erm, why does this wine smell like..."

[Dramicus]

"...something from Soly's..."

[some_totalwar_dude]

feet

[some_totalwar_dude]

unwashed feet that is http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

which reminds me of

[spiffy_scimitar]

this genital wart I got

[ErikJansen]

Simply put

[ErikJansen]

to sum this up

[ErikJansen]

"No guts No glory"

[spiffy_scimitar]

Meanwhile, back in Beakonsville..

[Alrowan]

a small cat went

[Sigurd]

out for a stroll

(Big K, I asked for a Viking Avatar and you snagget it... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif oh, well I'll have to wait for another)