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MonkeyMan
04-11-2003, 10:29
and shouted 'ye gads man thats the 3000th post'

(couldn't resist even though i'm sposed to be all responsible now http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Brutal DLX
04-11-2003, 10:40
(beat me to it)

and danced around the room...
71-hour Ahmed
04-11-2003, 12:44
with a female leprechaun
Shahed
04-11-2003, 13:12
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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spiffy_scimitar
04-11-2003, 14:14
was the sound of a ton o'gold falling
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-11-2003, 14:55
on the piano bar of the 'Fluffy Hotel'
Dîn-Heru
04-11-2003, 15:30
where the green-elves lived

(this makes 40 posts in the one word story) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Nowake
04-11-2003, 16:38
up to the end ...
Alrowan
04-11-2003, 16:58
of the darkness that engulfed the
spiffy_scimitar
04-11-2003, 18:47
cave where Osama Bin Laden
Kongamato
04-11-2003, 19:04
was hosting karaoke night
Dramicus
04-11-2003, 21:04
with Soly and Yellow...
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-11-2003, 21:09
The screeching alerted
Demon of Light
04-11-2003, 21:15
Demon of Light to Dramicus' transgressions. Demon of Light shoots Dramicus twice for each time he said the forbidden name.
some_totalwar_dude
04-11-2003, 21:35
And some one should shoot Demon of Light for shooting Dramicus.
And I aint gonne do it because I'll get my self shot that way and blablablabla totalyuninterestingbullsh*tandothercrap.
Dramicus
04-11-2003, 22:47
Dramicus then knocks Demon of light down with one swift punch and savagely rips out his prostate using a pole the size of the CN tower....


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Sigurd
04-11-2003, 22:56
Sigurd looks at Dramicus as he tries to lift the CN tower and realizes that this crazy person needs to be put in an asylum.
Dramicus
04-11-2003, 22:57
lol..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Demon of Light
04-12-2003, 01:35
The cowardly Bob Barker
(Some_totalwar_dude: are you trying to say I shouldn't shoot people anymore?)
AggonyShim2
04-12-2003, 02:44
mooned (http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=781369)
Dramicus
04-12-2003, 03:52
*booming voice*

A GIANT FLAMING CHIMP
Demon of Light
04-12-2003, 08:50
(careful; they made Monkey Man a moderator now. He might object to flaming chimps. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Sigurd
04-12-2003, 09:42
Let the flaming begin
Demon of Light
04-12-2003, 10:28
cried
Demon of Light
04-12-2003, 10:29
Havok as he let slip the Dogs of War.
Nowake
04-12-2003, 12:31
Then Havok ...
Dramicus
04-12-2003, 13:30
and Johnson
Alrowan
04-12-2003, 16:45
and puget
Papewaio
04-12-2003, 17:00
FIN. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
Shahed
04-12-2003, 17:11
We love
Shahed
04-12-2003, 17:13
this thread http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Shahed
04-12-2003, 17:15
we lov love love love love luuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Shahed
04-12-2003, 17:16
Kylie too http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif
some_totalwar_dude
04-13-2003, 00:11
and J.LO
some_totalwar_dude
04-13-2003, 00:12
and Metallica
some_totalwar_dude
04-13-2003, 00:15
but not britney
Alrowan
04-13-2003, 06:06
but we love AFI (for those who know them)
Demon of Light
04-13-2003, 11:17
(AFI??)
Nowake
04-13-2003, 13:48
Red Hot Chilli Peppers ...
some_totalwar_dude
04-13-2003, 18:18
(ok new start)

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
some_totalwar_dude
04-13-2003, 18:19
prepeared for
spiffy_scimitar
04-13-2003, 18:46
the outdoor barbeque, pulling out their socks and
some_totalwar_dude
04-13-2003, 18:58
eyes
some_totalwar_dude
04-13-2003, 19:02
But withoud eyes they couldnt barbeque
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-13-2003, 19:48
and the meat was
_Martyr_
04-13-2003, 21:20
not cooked
hrvojej
04-13-2003, 21:24
...but roasted...
_Martyr_
04-13-2003, 21:32
in a seasoning of fresh herbs and delicate plumb soace...
Heraclius
04-13-2003, 21:35
until Heraclius came along and vomited in all the food in disgust because sweet and meat should never ever be mixed.
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-13-2003, 22:37
Big king hid the duck a la orange
Demon of Light
04-14-2003, 02:13
so that
Heraclius
04-14-2003, 02:46
Heraclius would not be forced to use his skull as a drinking cup..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Nowake
04-14-2003, 08:44
for the mean
redrooster
04-14-2003, 09:04
spirited
Nowake
04-14-2003, 09:10
and malicious ...
Brutal DLX
04-14-2003, 10:06
orange juice.
Demon of Light
04-14-2003, 13:38
Heraclius
spiffy_scimitar
04-14-2003, 14:18
stubbed his toe
Alrowan
04-14-2003, 16:05
on the corner of
ELITEofGAZOZ
04-14-2003, 18:18
the incredible
Dramicus
04-14-2003, 20:33
and ginormus
Demon of Light
04-14-2003, 23:00
hat of the Pope of Spam.
Dramicus
04-14-2003, 23:09
lol.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
AggonyShim2
04-15-2003, 03:50
said (http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=781369)
Brutal DLX
04-15-2003, 09:35
the Pope and raised
Shahed
04-15-2003, 12:40
his Papal wand
71-hour Ahmed
04-15-2003, 13:09
and danced
Shahed
04-15-2003, 13:12
like a barbarian
Dîn-Heru
04-15-2003, 13:17
shaman
some_totalwar_dude
04-15-2003, 15:50
wearing a bra and panties
Dîn-Heru
04-15-2003, 16:19
Pink bra and panties
some_totalwar_dude
04-15-2003, 17:10
to summon evil monkeys
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-15-2003, 17:12
and crush that Heraclius dude that kicked his hat
ErikJansen
04-15-2003, 17:19
into the vile and abominable
ErikJansen
04-15-2003, 17:20
claws of the
ErikJansen
04-15-2003, 17:22
Easter Bunny ™ http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/redface.gif
Nowake
04-15-2003, 18:52
killer
Dramicus
04-16-2003, 00:18
who then
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-16-2003, 04:27
ate
lonewolf371
04-16-2003, 04:30
France
Demon of Light
04-16-2003, 06:48
. Pope Dramicus incanted
Brutal DLX
04-16-2003, 09:27
the incantation of
Nowake
04-16-2003, 13:20
Gandalf the Grey
Dîn-Heru
04-16-2003, 13:29
who rode Shadowfax
some_totalwar_dude
04-16-2003, 13:30
A upgraded version of Shadowfax that is
some_totalwar_dude
04-16-2003, 13:31
cuz this one had a cupholder,
Nowake
04-16-2003, 13:35
and brains
ELITEofGAZOZ
04-16-2003, 13:40
with
Dîn-Heru
04-16-2003, 13:40
an incredible
some_totalwar_dude
04-16-2003, 13:41
collection of Elvis songs
some_totalwar_dude
04-16-2003, 13:43
that
Dîn-Heru
04-16-2003, 13:43
played continuesly
Nowake
04-16-2003, 13:48
for years
Dîn-Heru
04-16-2003, 14:00
until one day
Nowake
04-16-2003, 14:10
when it stoped
Leet Eriksson
04-16-2003, 15:27
your mother from
Redleg
04-16-2003, 15:56
Pluto
Dîn-Heru
04-16-2003, 16:42
who
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-16-2003, 17:19
cooked incredible
some_totalwar_dude
04-16-2003, 18:00
sockes
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-16-2003, 18:45
with nuts
Stormer
04-16-2003, 20:04
on
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-16-2003, 23:38
her oversized raging BBQ
AggonyShim2
04-17-2003, 01:22
said (http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=781369)
Dramicus
04-17-2003, 01:26
"I wont fall for that one..."
Heraclius
04-17-2003, 02:13
but I will you desperate bastard...." http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-17-2003, 03:28
And I will again and again

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Nowake
04-17-2003, 06:02
For ever and ever ...
Demon of Light
04-17-2003, 08:42
until I shoot you.
Nowake
04-17-2003, 08:46
As a werewolf
Brutal DLX
04-17-2003, 09:32
it is hard to survive, when
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-17-2003, 13:34
sheeps are sick
AggonyShim2
04-18-2003, 01:13
and old dogs are dead (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kimcraig.lewis1/)
Dramicus
04-18-2003, 02:18
"Whats his count at now?" asked...
Demon of Light
04-18-2003, 02:47
Thor and Tyr.
AggonyShim2
04-18-2003, 03:29
around 70 said (im on the threshold of an AK-17 ... *47 (http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=781369)
Nowake
04-18-2003, 10:27
but not over 100 because
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-18-2003, 16:31
of potential zorglub overflow
Dramicus
04-19-2003, 04:20
which might lead to....
Nowake
04-19-2003, 11:47
insanity
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-19-2003, 12:32
and despair
Demon of Light
04-20-2003, 01:08
. Then God, the Archangel Micheal, Thor, Tyr, Odin, Loki, Fenris Wolf, the Midgard Serpent, Zeus, Apollo, Apollo Creed, Rocky, Rambo, Ra, Osirus, Ares, Minerva, Athena and myself all showed up and
Dîn-Heru
04-20-2003, 01:56
proceeded
Dramicus
04-20-2003, 06:19
to praise Dramicus http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
lonewolf371
04-20-2003, 06:26
's stubbed toe.
Nowake
04-20-2003, 07:17
Then, the real
Demon of Light
04-20-2003, 10:34
God, the Archangel Micheal, Thor, Tyr, Odin, Loki, Fenris Wolf, the Midgard Serpent, Zeus, Apollo, Apollo Creed, Rocky, Rambo, Ra, Osirus, Ares, Minerva, Athena and myself
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-20-2003, 20:55
Went on a pub crawl(Hi everyone, just got back from holiday)
Dîn-Heru
04-20-2003, 21:53
After the pub crawl had finished
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-20-2003, 21:54
Everyone passed out near
Dîn-Heru
04-20-2003, 23:05
the Grand Canyon
Demon of Light
04-21-2003, 00:54
. Almost immediately after that,

Edit: lonewolf wrote: Demon of Light

I add: did NOT reach 500 posts here but instead
lonewolf371
04-21-2003, 00:59
Demon of Light
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-21-2003, 11:11
bribed
Ser Clegane
04-21-2003, 11:23
a squirrel
baz
04-21-2003, 11:32
into
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-21-2003, 12:08
obtaining
Ser Clegane
04-21-2003, 12:54
the crown of
Shahed
04-21-2003, 17:12
No more chocolate http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Shahed
04-21-2003, 17:23
MUHAHAH


I found some more http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-21-2003, 17:50
instant avatarhood
some_totalwar_dude
04-21-2003, 19:35
whas banned
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-21-2003, 19:51
by the evil
Dîn-Heru
04-21-2003, 19:55
moderator, named
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-21-2003, 19:57
END OF WORLDS
Demon of Light
04-21-2003, 20:01
(That would be a hell of a name for a moderator. Much more scary than "Monkeyman" [said with respect to Monkeyman] http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-21-2003, 20:09
(Said in HOLLOW CAPITALS, of course. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif . Congrats on the avatar, DoL)
ShadeFlanders
04-21-2003, 20:48
Is this thread STILL going???? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
Shahed
04-21-2003, 21:44
Hey Flanders welcome back

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Dramicus
04-21-2003, 21:57
ARRG you guys are getting off topic here You know what happens next.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
lonewolf371
04-21-2003, 22:05
Ok restart...

French tanks
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-21-2003, 22:08
lost in Elmoland
lonewolf371
04-22-2003, 04:54
began to
Brutal DLX
04-22-2003, 07:38
corrode
Demon of Light
04-22-2003, 07:40
due to
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-22-2003, 13:20
cake
some_totalwar_dude
04-22-2003, 15:04
filled with
Dîn-Heru
04-22-2003, 15:13
razorblades and
Shahed
04-22-2003, 15:15
Chicken a la Kiev
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-22-2003, 16:55
clogging
Alrowan
04-22-2003, 17:51
up the sink
Dramicus
04-22-2003, 20:19
which then attracted...
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-22-2003, 21:22
bureaucrats
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-22-2003, 21:58
plumber bureaucrats that is
some_totalwar_dude
04-22-2003, 22:42
underpayed plumber bureaucrats that is
Demon of Light
04-23-2003, 02:21
underpayed, over-zealous plumber bureaucrats that is
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-23-2003, 03:30
but a form was missing
Demon of Light
04-23-2003, 07:35
an important form was missing that is
Nowake
04-23-2003, 07:35
because of some lunatic who
Brutal DLX
04-23-2003, 10:33
started this thread
LittleGrizzly
04-23-2003, 11:53
and forgot to include puppies
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-23-2003, 12:39
deadly puppies, that is
Demon of Light
04-23-2003, 19:28
criminally insane, deadly puppies that is
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-23-2003, 19:46
terminally ill, criminally insane, deadly puppies that is
Dîn-Heru
04-23-2003, 20:37
terminally ill, criminally insane, deadly puppies with rabies that is
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-23-2003, 21:34
and also forgot about ladybug
Brutal DLX
04-24-2003, 08:26
and sunblocker
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-24-2003, 10:06
So everybody got sunburnt
Demon of Light
04-24-2003, 15:37
and bitten
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-24-2003, 15:38
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-24-2003, 15:49
by sunflowers
some_totalwar_dude
04-24-2003, 15:56
and underpayed rebel bee's
Ser Clegane
04-24-2003, 15:58
Fortunately
some_totalwar_dude
04-24-2003, 15:59
there bosses
Shahed
04-24-2003, 16:02
had enough Bannan


http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-24-2003, 16:03
and ran away
Demon of Light
04-24-2003, 16:07
to come again some other day
MrNiceGuy
04-24-2003, 16:17
for tomorrow
Shahed
04-24-2003, 16:37
is FRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-24-2003, 17:09
(Claps Seljuk for his marvellous performance)
Demon of Light
04-24-2003, 19:55
. Meanwhile, the cowardly Bob Barker
Ser Clegane
04-24-2003, 20:21
invented a
Demon of Light
04-24-2003, 20:23
time machine
theKyl
04-24-2003, 21:05
but
theKyl
04-24-2003, 21:05
it was
theKyl
04-24-2003, 21:06
impossible to
theKyl
04-24-2003, 21:07
transfer into the future
theKyl
04-24-2003, 21:07
so it was only a past-machine
theKyl
04-24-2003, 21:08
and also it couldn't make coffee for you
Ser Clegane
04-24-2003, 21:31
so he decided
Demon of Light
04-24-2003, 21:31
to travel
Demon of Light
04-24-2003, 21:32
back to
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-24-2003, 21:38
Wolverhampton
Brutal DLX
04-25-2003, 09:37
to pass a happy time.
Shahed
04-25-2003, 09:49
with shiny happy people holding hands
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-25-2003, 10:26
(is that rem again, Seljuk?)
AggonyShim2
04-25-2003, 17:12
"Ha"
Ser Clegane
04-25-2003, 18:02
they chanted repeatedly
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-25-2003, 18:22
and they MURMUR
some_totalwar_dude
04-25-2003, 19:58
all over the place
andy119
04-25-2003, 20:27
there
some_totalwar_dude
04-25-2003, 20:46
where pringels
ErikJansen
04-26-2003, 06:35
and nuts
ELITEofGAZOZ
04-26-2003, 08:15
but
Ser Clegane
04-26-2003, 11:03
no booze
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-26-2003, 12:52
"no booze?"
Ser Clegane
04-26-2003, 13:04
everybody cried
Swoosh So
04-26-2003, 13:09
into their lemonade http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Dramicus
04-26-2003, 13:39
which thus....
Dîn-Heru
04-26-2003, 14:10
turned into
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-26-2003, 16:20
wax
ELITEofGAZOZ
04-26-2003, 20:21
and
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-26-2003, 21:30
BANNAN
Sigurd
04-26-2003, 22:13
...A SPLIT
Dîn-Heru
04-26-2003, 22:28
which
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-26-2003, 22:42
combo imp-ex-ploded(multiploded, if you will)
Sigurd
04-26-2003, 23:14
(both ex- and im- ploded? which way do the fragments go?)

leaving the creation exactly as it was
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-26-2003, 23:20
but 15 miles to the north(EVERYWHERE)
71-hour Ahmed
04-27-2003, 01:09
and Kikkoman
Brutal DLX
04-28-2003, 09:50
added some soy sauce into the mix
71-hour Ahmed
04-28-2003, 09:59
and a were-squirrel side dish

(bet you weren't expecting that)
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-28-2003, 13:42
(at this point I am not expecting anything)
71-hour Ahmed
04-28-2003, 14:09
and got the blender out


(whiiiiiirrrr)

(is this going to end soon or go on forever?)
Demon of Light
04-28-2003, 18:03
(This will go on forever. Or at least until Rob the Bastard or Hosakawa Tito get tired of seeing it and lock it. 3233 posts 130 pages)
Demon of Light
04-28-2003, 20:26
. Donalbain then proceeded to
Rob The Bastard
04-28-2003, 20:31
It's my science project on perpetual motion... give it one little nudge and it goes forever http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

.....................................................................................



minced Were-squirrel
Brutal DLX
04-29-2003, 09:15
and unto the were-squirrel he did utter the words
Brutal DLX
04-29-2003, 09:17
"You keep practce"
ELITEofGAZOZ
04-29-2003, 09:49
(please dont stop till i have 500 posties)
Leet Eriksson
04-29-2003, 12:40
and kikkoman jumps in and shouts:

"SOY SUACE ON OMELETTE TOO"
Hosakawa Tito
04-29-2003, 12:59
Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ April 28 2003,12:03)](This will go on forever. Or at least until Rob the Bastard or Hosakawa Tito get tired of seeing it and lock it. 3233 posts 130 pages)
Nah, we'll just wait till some of you "one word story" spammers get half way to your 500, then.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-29-2003, 15:33
At which point a doughnut(too late for me Hosa http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Ser Clegane
04-29-2003, 15:39
appeared out of nowhere

(got to post before it's closed) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
04-29-2003, 15:39
and danced a
Ser Clegane
04-29-2003, 15:45
Lambada with a muffin
Demon of Light
04-29-2003, 16:19
(there is going to come a point where the bandwidth needed to maintain this hits critical mass. Hosakawa Tito: What is our limit?)
71-hour Ahmed
04-29-2003, 19:36
while singing "Postman Pat"
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
04-29-2003, 20:01
which goes like this;

"Postman pat on his bike...
Rob The Bastard
04-29-2003, 20:40
I bounced the idea of closing this down some time ago with TosaInu... at that stage he was happy to see it continue... all things are subject to change but for now you can spam your little hearts out http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Dîn-Heru
04-29-2003, 21:31
I have never heard the postman pat song like that before, said