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[Hetman_Koronny]

. So

[Mablung]

Several

[ah_dut]

men

[amir]

walked

[ah_dut]

with

[IrishMike]

Saltine

[ah_dut]

things

[mfberg]

below

[ah_dut]

himself

[mfberg]

which

[Kaiser of Arabia]

man-rapes

[IrishMike]

Play-Dough

[discovery1]

which dried

[ah_dut]

into

[IrishMike]

WMD's

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
that
_

[LittleGrizzly]

were launched

[IrishMike]

with

[Hetman_Koronny]

a bang!

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
Suddenly
_

[ah_dut]

jump

[mfberg]

suited

[IrishMike]

volvox (Its a bacteria)

[ah_dut]

who

[dessa14]

zapped

[IrishMike]

elections

[dessa14]

to the (can't have 2 characters)

[IrishMike]

moon

[dessa14]

where

[dessa14]

pericles

[IrishMike]

spoke

[dessa14]

out, that democracy was evil

[IrishMike]

in Athens

[dessa14]

and that

[IrishMike]

Sparta

[ah_dut]

was

[LittleGrizzly]

interglactic

[dessa14]

Empire of Zapping Spiders with Webs made of Nylon

[discovery1]

is crushed

[IrishMike]

when

[Mablung]

Indigestion

[ah_dut]

reaches

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
the peak
_

[Mablung]

under

[Thoros of Myr]

spam

[TheSilverKnight]

says I

[TheSilverKnight]

who spams

[TheSilverKnight]

For quick spam...err...reply...rocks

[discovery1]

the big one!!!!11111shift+1

[Thoros of Myr]

wtf

[ah_dut]

indeed another WTF!!! for the gah party

[TheSilverKnight]

Why

[TheSilverKnight]

Hasn't

[TheSilverKnight]

Anyone

[TheSilverKnight]

Posted

[TheSilverKnight]

Here in

[TheSilverKnight]

A long time?

[TheSilverKnight]

"WOOT 1500 POSTS!!" says TheSilverKnight

[DemonArchangel]

Sp,am
psam,
Spam
SPAM!

[Louis VI the Fat]

1500!? ~:cheers:

[Louis VI the Fat]

I'm using this thread to get 200...

[TheSilverKnight]

"Thus you should" TheSilverKnight replies ~:eek:

[makkyo]

"For that is how most crazy members would like to hike up their post count!" said Makkyo, who has used a lot more than one word in his post.

[TheSilverKnight]

"This is true...yes it is..." TheSilverKnight acknowledges, sipping his tea

[discovery1]

There Is No Truth! Only Lies!

[Catiline]

amateurs

[LordTed]

vegetable sales person (do get feeling of deja vu)

[LittleGrizzly]

look!

[LittleGrizzly]

only 101 posts behind Catiline

[Demon of Light]

Bump

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

You found it! How did you manage that?!

[Demon of Light]

I spent a few minutes scanning the contents of the frontroom. There are 30 pages worth of threads. I worked backwords and found it on page 9. I looked at the number of posts in a thead as that is easier thab scanning by name.

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
spoke thusly Demon of Light.
-

[ah_dut]

in his eternal knowledge

[makkyo]

of the magical

[discovery1]

widgets

[IrishMike]

that

[JAG]

eat

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
headhurlers
-

[discovery1]

which

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
hurled
-

[JAG]

Heads.

[The Wizard]

Then it was exclaimed:

[JAG]

Gah!!!!!!!!!

[discovery1]

Cut Heads Off!!!!

[JAG]

Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ah_dut]

For in his knowledge he knew that life was...

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
a great annual hunt.
-

[IrishMike]

of the

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
barbaroi
-

[JAG]

Things

[Demon of Light]

that

[AggonyKing]

go

(now a few words because it said need more than 2 letters)

[Demon of Light]

nowhere. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps by at

[The Wizard]

a creepy pace

[JAG]

- slow

[The Wizard]

then, after a great

[IrishMike]

revival

[The Wizard]

of the

[IrishMike]

Cheez-It

[Demon of Light]

. The great

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
Felix Culpa
-

[AggonyKing]

died after reviving

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
the great annual hunts
-

[The Wizard]

on Döner

[IrishMike]

when

[JAG]

The

[Lonewarrior]

Guy/Girl/It

[IrishMike]

went politically correct

[JAG]

and died

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
having been poisoned with the döner. :charge:
-

[IrishMike]

then

[ah_dut]

he screamed foul obscenities because

[discovery1]

he was dying and he knew it.

[Lonewarrior]

15 years passed and he was still alive

[JAG]

wow

[The Stranger]

no kidding he died after that

[The Wizard]

because of an overdosis of

[TheSilverKnight]

peaches and beer

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
had after poisonous döner
-

[Lonewarrior]

then he revived again after being kicked out of hell for being loud

[ah_dut]

and because hell was too full of lawyers...so

[IrishMike]

god

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
Almighty
-

[Lonewarrior]

had too many beers

[IrishMike]

and

[discovery1]

passed out

[IrishMike]

on the

[JAG]

Devils door knob.

[Lonewarrior]

Meanwhile, back to earth

[IrishMike]

O magazine

[JAG]

de flower

[The Stranger]

-_______

[The Stranger]

wich he burned because

[Duke Malcolm]

It had b*tch-slapped him

[AggonyKing]

he was hungry

[Lazul]

for cheese

[Lonewarrior]

so

(message too short, add a few letters)

[JAG]

ate

[The Wizard]

a large amount of döner that Mouzafphaerre was forced to make ~D

[The Stranger]

the doner was imported from Norway

[The Wizard]

which is pretty wrong, because what good can come from Norway?

[AggonyKing]

so, when

[IrishMike]

he, cried

[Demon of Light]

"Norweigans are

[discovery1]

Nobel prize winners in economics.

[AggonyKing]

the song was over. The came the stripe..

[JAG]

s and crosses

[The Stranger]

he dubbelcrossed his wife

[JAG]

With

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
a double cross ~:P
-

[JAG]

Oh noes!!

[AggonyKing]

screamed the dragon

[JAG]

as,

[discovery1]

it was slain.

[JAG]

It's dead body laying on the....

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
kitchen table
-

[Hetman_Koronny]

, still warm

[The Stranger]

to be slaughtered and brought to the

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
oven
-

[Lonewarrior]

only to be eaten by little green

[ah_dut]

gremlins

[The Stranger]

that trew him up cause he was

[Lonewarrior]

pregnant

[The Stranger]

cause he used no condom in bed wich was

ps lonewarrior i send a message back

[Lonewarrior]

blue and green

PS: I got it, look for your thread in the MP part

[The Stranger]

and purple and he hated his wife for it cause

ps i already did ant posted some toher things go and look

[JAG]

It was too small!

[AggonyKing]

or big

[JAG]

For

[discovery1]

it's purpose.

[JAG]

Which was a shame

[AggonyKing]

because

[JAG]

2+2=5

[AggonyKing]

2+2=5 ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek: ~:eek:

[JAG]

The dragon exclaimed as he came back to life with the shocking revelation!

[AggonyKing]

so...

[JAG]

now

[AggonyKing]

a bird

[JAG]

flew

[The Stranger]

towards the morning moon

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
under
-

[The Stranger]

the dawning mines and

[AggonyKing]

in space ~:eek:

[The Stranger]

where he saw a

[AggonyKing]

a big, but yet small

[The Stranger]

spaceship on a horse that

ps i don't challenge that much

[JAG]

Puurs!

[The Stranger]

what

[AggonyKing]

said the monkey

[The Stranger]

to the very stupid star

[JAG]

Go Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Duke Malcolm]

cried a cantankerous sprout

[The Stranger]

when he rode towards

[Templar Knight]

castle rock (which had been rebuilt by myself after the siege of 1645)

[AggonyKing]

. Castlerock was suddenly destroyed by a big fat big fat big fat balloon?? eek:

[JAG]

Oh noes!

[The Stranger]

but don't be sad. knight templar will

[Templar Knight]

rebuild the castle and burn the balloon at the stake ~:cheers:

[The Stranger]

so now everybody is

[JAG]

Happy!

[AggonyKing]

but beware...Trogdor is coming

[HunkinElvis]

and singing, "Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!"

[The Stranger]

but there is shnappi das kleine krokodil to slay trogdor

btw he aggony what means trogdor

[JAG]

because

[The Stranger]

he was small and full of krokodil anger

[ah_dut]

and he wasn't too happy about it

[The Stranger]

so he smashed the

[Lonewarrior]

poor little, little, so little yet so big,...

PS: Trogdor is the dragon from homestarrunner.com.....yes I go to homestarrunner.com, got any problems with that? ~D

[The Stranger]

thundering legion

[discovery1]

with his fist

[makkyo]

which hurt so very very much

[ah_dut]

that

[The Stranger]

he bursted in to tears and

[AggonyKing]

ate a cake made of

[The Stranger]

dirty stuff

[Tricky Lady]

, such as

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
dirt
-

[JAG]

and grit

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
baked with
-

[The Stranger]

sugar and vinegar and salt from dragonball z

[AggonyKing]

then, beer came...with girls ~D

[The Stranger]

and a great roman-style orgy started but

[Demon of Light]

no one enjoyed themselves because

[The Stranger]

the girls were ugly

[Lonewarrior]

ugly...hearted

[discovery1]

and killed all the other guest and drank their blood.

[Lonewarrior]

OMG!!! OH NOES!!!! -screamed one guest

[discovery1]

before he was struck down.

[Lonewarrior]

2300000000000000000 years passed

[The Stranger]

and his ghost came to take revenge

[discovery1]

on the decendents of his murderer.

[Cha]

To his surprise, his own descendent married the descendent of the one who struck him down.

[The Stranger]

so they're family now abd killing family is

[Lonewarrior]

with various spelling mistakes

[discovery1]

a just and noble thing to do

[makkyo]

while riding things. ~:cheers:

[Lonewarrior]

3 months later

[HunkinElvis]

he realized that the married couple are lesbians!

[Lonewarrior]

dam I wish that would have been me-said some guy

[The Stranger]

so he ran to that home and raped their

[HunkinElvis]

--oh I can't explain any further. What I did was very

[discovery1]

perverted

[HunkinElvis]

Yes! This story is about me. And I can't bear the

[discovery1]

pressure

[IrishMike]

during

[octavian]

the

[Hosakawa Tito]

bowel

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
of which
-

[The Stranger]

the devil himself was