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chilliwilli
03-02-2003, 18:42
hole
andy119
03-02-2003, 18:44
in a tuxedo
Leet Eriksson
03-02-2003, 19:15
wich spammed the...
chilliwilli
03-02-2003, 19:25
largest
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-02-2003, 19:47
Hotdog
Dramicus
03-02-2003, 20:02
In Soly's
Lord Of Storms
03-02-2003, 20:25
Rockethttp://www.gifs.net/animate/rocket1.gif
andy119
03-02-2003, 21:30
which is an al samoud
Teutonic Knight
03-02-2003, 22:00
Quote[/b] (andy119 @ Mar. 02 2003,14:30)]which is an al samoud.
Meanwhile, Saddam Hussein (sp?)
andy119
03-02-2003, 22:46
sat in his bunker eating humble pie http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
bosdur
03-02-2003, 22:48
George W Bush saw him .....
andy119
03-02-2003, 22:59
and asked him if he knew where osama was http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif
dragonchi
03-03-2003, 02:15
Postman
DemonArchangel
03-03-2003, 02:24
SPAM
Dramicus
03-03-2003, 02:33
screamed Sadam
Sigurd
03-03-2003, 02:35
as he
Dramicus
03-03-2003, 03:06
reached for a nearby protester
Lord Of Storms
03-03-2003, 03:18
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/xerx/happysaddam.gifYour as# is mine
Dramicus
03-03-2003, 03:21
yelled sadam
Sigurd
03-03-2003, 03:30
before he
Dramicus
03-03-2003, 03:36
shoved an al samoude up Bush's
Sigurd
03-03-2003, 03:53
wife's
Dramicus
03-03-2003, 03:55
husband's http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
AggonyShim2
03-03-2003, 04:20
anus
Dramicus
03-03-2003, 04:48
and drooled while
Postino
03-03-2003, 05:33
no-less-than 25 catholic school girls
Sigurd
03-03-2003, 06:16
flashed
dragonchi
03-03-2003, 06:58
to the postman
Lord Of Storms
03-03-2003, 08:55
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Crowd%20Grin.gifa toothy grin...
Kongamato
03-03-2003, 09:01
as they
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-03-2003, 09:17
entered a no-fly zone
Lord Of Storms
03-03-2003, 09:21
http://www.gifs.net/animate/radar.gifAnd we picked them up on radar
Lord Of Storms
03-03-2003, 09:22
http://www.gifs.net/animate/plane2u.gif
Kongamato
03-03-2003, 09:50
consequently we
Sigurd
03-03-2003, 12:30
retaliated
Alrowan
03-03-2003, 13:40
with WMD's
Dramicus
03-03-2003, 14:32
WMD= Wacky Mothers' Democracy
andy119
03-03-2003, 19:49
the WMDS had a huuuuuge
Leet Eriksson
03-03-2003, 21:19
"warhead"
andy119
03-03-2003, 21:26
which looked a bit like
Leet Eriksson
03-03-2003, 21:33
b00bs
andy119
03-03-2003, 21:40
Which were strangly turning into a
Demon of Light
03-03-2003, 22:20
the instrument of Saddam's destruction.
Lord Of Storms
03-03-2003, 23:18
http://www.gifs.net/animate/nuke2.gifThe boobs explode
andy119
03-03-2003, 23:47
the b00bs leave behind a dangerous http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif which can
LittleGrizzly
03-04-2003, 00:41
eliminate the us amry if
Sigurd
03-04-2003, 00:43
it rains
andy119
03-04-2003, 00:47
suddenly micheal fish (weatherman) appears on tv and shouts
Kongamato
03-04-2003, 01:27
"Where is Mithrandir"
Dramicus
03-04-2003, 02:55
after wich he is shot because
Demon of Light
03-04-2003, 03:09
it is illegal to utter Mithrandir's name.
Dramicus
03-04-2003, 03:30
after which Demon of Light is shot. (period)
Demon of Light
03-04-2003, 03:51
( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif Good one. I guess an "oops" on my part is appropriate)
AggonyShim2
03-04-2003, 04:42
Meanwhile
Gaius Julius
03-04-2003, 04:52
nearby
Sigurd
03-04-2003, 05:47
Frodo
Elwe
03-04-2003, 06:18
, Sam
Postino
03-04-2003, 06:42
,merry and pippin are reading MAXIM
Elwe
03-04-2003, 07:30
-UM
Postino
03-04-2003, 07:39
SPAM PUBLICATIONS while their hands
Marco
03-04-2003, 07:54
are fidgeting around with
Sigurd
03-04-2003, 09:54
their
Alrowan
03-04-2003, 11:41
saussages
Brutal DLX
03-04-2003, 11:58
making sure
theKyl
03-04-2003, 13:11
noone
Lord Of Storms
03-04-2003, 13:19
is watching...http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/other/11doh.gif
Demon of Light
03-04-2003, 18:45
Gandalf finds them
Gaius Julius
03-04-2003, 19:03
caressing
Demon of Light
03-04-2003, 19:08
their horses.
Postino
03-04-2003, 20:11
err, ponies, they were caressing their PONIES
andy119
03-04-2003, 20:17
which liked the carresing asnd asked for
Postino
03-04-2003, 20:26
some SPAM with their
Leet Eriksson
03-04-2003, 20:40
"warheads"
Exile
03-04-2003, 20:42
pointed at
Postino
03-04-2003, 21:08
various "axises of evil"
bosdur
03-04-2003, 22:03
"Warheads" Away......
Kongamato
03-04-2003, 22:04
screamed the
LordMonarch
03-04-2003, 22:09
ham-faced
theKyl
03-04-2003, 22:17
wizard
Teutonic Knight
03-04-2003, 22:28
who claimed that, Lord Monarch said Mithran*** http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
_Martyr_
03-04-2003, 22:28
was involved
chilliwilli
03-04-2003, 22:34
in
Teutonic Knight
03-04-2003, 22:35
bl00dy massacre of little
bosdur
03-04-2003, 22:46
children and women http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif.
theKyl
03-04-2003, 22:47
Sauron,
andy119
03-04-2003, 23:38
looked into his crytal ball and saw http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif
Monk
03-04-2003, 23:42
a very large
andy119
03-04-2003, 23:48
Micheal jackson playing Football http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif
Lord Of Storms
03-05-2003, 00:39
http://www.gifs.net/animate/footspin.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/anihomer.gifwith Homer ...
_Martyr_
03-05-2003, 00:42
's son's friend called milhouse
Sigurd
03-05-2003, 01:00
the rat.
chilliwilli
03-05-2003, 02:43
Then Michael asked
Postino
03-05-2003, 04:07
paul rubens if he

[hehe, i wolnder where this will go]
Alrowan
03-05-2003, 04:29
was about to
Gaius Julius
03-05-2003, 04:49
play the skin flute. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Monk
03-05-2003, 04:56
Unfortunatly for him,



[ooc: i wonder where will this go? ] http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Gaius Julius
03-05-2003, 05:08
cupboard was bare.
Monk
03-05-2003, 05:19
But Then
Gaius Julius
03-05-2003, 05:20
Shazam
Monk
03-05-2003, 05:25
a strange Hell spawned Creature apeared


http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Postino
03-05-2003, 05:26
.it had
Gaius Julius
03-05-2003, 05:26
glowing red eyes
Monk
03-05-2003, 05:29
, The creature smelled
Gaius Julius
03-05-2003, 05:32
horribly
Monk
03-05-2003, 05:34
suddenly on the other side of town
Gaius Julius
03-05-2003, 05:37
a scream
Monk
03-05-2003, 05:38
echoed
Gaius Julius
03-05-2003, 05:42
endlessly
Demon of Light
03-05-2003, 05:46
as the creature from Hell
Sigurd
03-05-2003, 06:47
leapt
Alrowan
03-05-2003, 12:16
upon
Marco
03-05-2003, 12:21
a whoopi cushion
Sigurd
03-05-2003, 12:30
. Anyhow,
Lord Of Storms
03-05-2003, 13:15
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/games/diablo/BALROG2.GIFThe creature burst into flames...
LittleGrizzly
03-05-2003, 13:54
reveiling it to be george bush....
Dramicus
03-05-2003, 14:34
who held a GIANT, SLIMY, SMELLY, STINKY......
theKyl
03-05-2003, 16:44
Angela Merkel in his hands (you know who that is?)
andy119
03-05-2003, 19:46
he pointed it at
LittleGrizzly
03-05-2003, 19:52
a helpless passer by .......
bosdur
03-05-2003, 19:56
named Grizz http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif.
andy119
03-05-2003, 20:15
who decided it might be fun to
Postino
03-05-2003, 20:26
slip mickies into
Ser Clegane
03-05-2003, 20:32
her mouth

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
andy119
03-05-2003, 20:36
she didnt find it too funny but was suprised and
Ser Clegane
03-05-2003, 20:50
came to the conclusion
Gaius Julius
03-05-2003, 20:50
tantilized.
Demon of Light
03-05-2003, 21:07
George Bush declared war on
Gaius Julius
03-05-2003, 21:09
Nepal
Monk
03-05-2003, 21:19
who had
Demon of Light
03-05-2003, 21:20
in a desperate effort to
Monk
03-05-2003, 21:22
find some
Demon of Light
03-05-2003, 21:25
leverage,
Monk
03-05-2003, 21:28
forgot about the growth of the
Leet Eriksson
03-05-2003, 21:35
"warheads"
Ser Clegane
03-05-2003, 22:26
and decided to
Teutonic Knight
03-05-2003, 22:38
to stunt
chilliwilli
03-05-2003, 22:43
their growth.
Sigurd
03-05-2003, 22:45
Back in hell
Lord Of Storms
03-05-2003, 22:48
http://www.gifs.net/animate/devil.gifDevil Jr. was...
Lord Of Storms
03-05-2003, 22:49
Pulling his forkhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/devlblnk.gif
chilliwilli
03-05-2003, 22:53
out of
Dramicus
03-05-2003, 23:05
Bush's
andy119
03-05-2003, 23:13
"garden"
Sigurd
03-05-2003, 23:42
dogs
AggonyShim2
03-05-2003, 23:45
's anus
Postino
03-06-2003, 00:19
[pulling his fork out of....LMAO]

. Garden dogs are like lawn jockeys and are made of
andy119
03-06-2003, 00:42
Jelly and Ice cream
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 00:47
echoed the ever-watchful garden gnome...
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 00:50
...elsewhere, Mithrandir
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 00:51
after which, Demon of Light was shot...
andy119
03-06-2003, 00:52
and began to watch the simpsons
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 00:53
(I think there there are alot of people trying to post here right now. I'm seeing disjointed sentences and post times a minute apart)
andy119
03-06-2003, 00:56
after watching the simpsons he decided to go for a walk and on his way he met a gigantic
Sigurd
03-06-2003, 00:56
Tank engine
Lord Of Storms
03-06-2003, 00:57
hot doghttp://www.gifs.net/animate/hdog.gif
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 00:59
(look at the gigantic tank engine/hot dog and tell me I'm wrong folks http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif )

. Suddenly, the Midgard Serpent
andy119
03-06-2003, 01:00
the big hot dog reminded him of a large present he recieved once
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 01:06
. Then God appeared and intoned
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 01:06
(lol, this is funny...)


New sentence:

One day


edit: (LOL whats gonig on here... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
andy119
03-06-2003, 01:12
a lonely mp gamer stumbled across a
AggonyShim2
03-06-2003, 01:17
(lmao... this is hilarious http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif the constant posting of incorrect sentences http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif)
BLAH
Sigurd
03-06-2003, 01:19
Great Tank Engine
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 01:20
which was made of processed moldy hams...
Lord Of Storms
03-06-2003, 01:23
crashed...http://www.gifs.net/animate/animtruck.gif
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 01:31
into
Postino
03-06-2003, 02:15
a hotdog vendor.
Sigurd
03-06-2003, 02:47
Suddenly
Monk
03-06-2003, 02:52
a great
Knight_Yellow
03-06-2003, 02:53
Condems u all for spamming in a non specific spammy way
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 03:14
chunky
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 03:16
(All the incoherant sentences are being caused by constant, simultaneous posting by myself, Sigurd, Dramicus, andy119, and The Sword of Storms. Nobody can read the post immediately prior to theirs because it popped up while they were responding to the post that was last when they began to reply. Make sense?)
Alrowan
03-06-2003, 06:04
plate of meatballs
Elwe
03-06-2003, 06:54
rotted
Gaius Julius
03-06-2003, 07:19
quickly
Marco
03-06-2003, 07:25
like a piece of
Gaius Julius
03-06-2003, 07:34
spam. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Xicote
03-06-2003, 09:00
Gaius Julius http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Sigurd
03-06-2003, 13:08
the great
Lord Of Storms
03-06-2003, 13:17
Overlord ofhttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/evil/overlord.gif
LittleGrizzly
03-06-2003, 14:12
canada..
Alrowan
03-06-2003, 14:17
sweet canada
theKyl
03-06-2003, 16:40
attacked
Sigurd
03-06-2003, 16:56
Sweden
Postino
03-06-2003, 17:02
with a
Sigurd
03-06-2003, 17:36
nuclear
71-hour Ahmed
03-06-2003, 18:07
potato, which
Devastatin Dave
03-06-2003, 18:24
spammed http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
andy119
03-06-2003, 19:50
Its way to
Sjakihata
03-06-2003, 21:07
the moon.
Ser Clegane
03-06-2003, 21:10
Fortunately
71-hour Ahmed
03-06-2003, 21:13
the
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 21:32
Israelis
Ser Clegane
03-06-2003, 21:36
showed up and
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 21:41
caused
71-hour Ahmed
03-06-2003, 21:45
those evil Canucks
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 21:46
to become Nazis... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 21:59
thus making the war justified.
71-hour Ahmed
03-06-2003, 22:10
The (fluffy-wuffy) bunnies

http://www.rabbit.org/graphics/fun/netbunnies/Bun-hahn1.jpg

(gotta try something different... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Postino
03-06-2003, 22:13
made soly soil his armor
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 22:15
resulting in it being illegal
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 22:16
to ever say "soly" again.
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 22:25
after which Demon of Light is shot...
Devastatin Dave
03-06-2003, 22:27
in the ball sack...
Demon of Light
03-06-2003, 22:42
(I thought I could elude Dramicus. Alas, I was mistaken)
Dramicus
03-06-2003, 22:52
(laughs maniacly...) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
andy119
03-06-2003, 22:55
he cied out in pain
Monk
03-06-2003, 22:58
"Why? Why have you shot me?"

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
theKyl
03-06-2003, 23:03
"Well I was just so jealous..."
71-hour Ahmed
03-06-2003, 23:08
"... of your gorgeous..."

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif (what now?)
Devastatin Dave
03-06-2003, 23:13
naval fuzz
andy119
03-06-2003, 23:16
He looked suprised and complained
Kongamato
03-07-2003, 00:25
"MGU# 2:
Dramicus
03-07-2003, 00:29
errm, ok....

WTF?


really..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
Monk
03-07-2003, 01:34
ok...whats that about? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
Dramicus
03-07-2003, 03:04
(new start)


A Giant
Sigurd
03-07-2003, 03:07
walked across a road
Monk
03-07-2003, 03:09
and triped over
Marco
03-07-2003, 03:26
the chicken
Sigurd
03-07-2003, 03:48
then the Giant said; come on
chilliwilli
03-07-2003, 03:53
you puny chicken
Dramicus
03-07-2003, 04:29
I dare you to lick
LittleGrizzly
03-07-2003, 04:34
my new lightsaber ....
Dramicus
03-07-2003, 04:37
the chicken shivered but...
Demon of Light
03-07-2003, 04:39
did not comply.
Dramicus
03-07-2003, 04:45
Instead he....
Demon of Light
03-07-2003, 05:05
said "Mithrandir".
LittleGrizzly
03-07-2003, 05:20
ur short for a gaint....
Gaius Julius
03-07-2003, 05:20
moderator
Lord Of Storms
03-07-2003, 06:18
And pissed on saddam insanehttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/xerx/happysaddam.gifhttp://smilies.networkessence.net/s/cwm/cwm/piss.gif
Gaius Julius
03-07-2003, 06:51
angrily
Sigurd
03-07-2003, 07:37
as the meteor drew closer.
dragonchi
03-07-2003, 08:15
of the postman
Dramicus
03-07-2003, 13:54
Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ Mar. 06 2003,22:05)]said "Mithrandir".
b@stard You cought me while I was sleeping....


*Demon of light gets his fingers removed*
Brutal DLX
03-07-2003, 13:57
's shoes, there came about a
Sigurd
03-07-2003, 14:11
bavarian
Marco
03-07-2003, 15:01
hankerchief made of
Alrowan
03-07-2003, 15:45
quilted leather
Devastatin Dave
03-07-2003, 15:47
incrusted with buggers....
Sigurd
03-07-2003, 15:56
and brown stuff
Leet Eriksson
03-07-2003, 15:57
all of a sudden...
Devastatin Dave
03-07-2003, 16:10
Saddam
Sigurd
03-07-2003, 16:33
in his last desperate
Devastatin Dave
03-07-2003, 16:35
500th post
theKyl
03-07-2003, 17:18
of anti french spam (hehe http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
Devastatin Dave
03-07-2003, 17:19
Grabbing his genitals...
Sigurd
03-07-2003, 17:29
and fires of his ...Kalashnikov
Lord Of Storms
03-07-2003, 17:32
He explodes leaving piles of...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Explode.gif
Demon of Light
03-07-2003, 19:44
. The massive amounts of spam
Ser Clegane
03-07-2003, 19:53
caused panic and
andy119
03-07-2003, 19:54
and burnt toast wich smelt strangely like