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andy119
03-23-2003, 18:36
that i gave him after id
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:38
lost a bet to
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:38
see if my donkey could beet his snail
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:39
yeah andy's donkey gotta big
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:40
nose
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:40
so he can
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:41
smell
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:41
the sweet scent of
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:42
a swallow
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:44
flying
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:47
above skos head
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:49
and then dropping a
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:52
huuuuuuge plop right on his best tuxedo
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:54
which his mom mistook for
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:55
protein stains
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:56
but sko quickly explained that
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:57
it came from
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 18:58
a purple
andy119
03-23-2003, 18:59
hose
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:00
which doesnt spray water but rather
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:01
sprays jelly and ice cream
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:02
eagerly eaten by
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:02
skos pet
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:04
a runt gotten from
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:05
the pound shop
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:06
where they make pounds of
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:09
cannons which can fire 200
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:12
pound cakes per
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:12
minute
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:13
incidently also the time it takes andy to
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:15
find a
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:16
suitable monkey for
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:17
his
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:35
fantasy of
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:36
reinacting gettysberg with
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:37
his mom and
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:38
skos mom
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:43
who met at a
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:45
restuarant
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:48
which served
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:49
oysters
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:50
on top of spaghetti all covered with
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:52
meetballs
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:58
and stuffed with
andy119
03-23-2003, 19:59
warts
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 19:59
surgically removed from
andy119
03-23-2003, 20:00
on old lady while she
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 20:01
was cleaning her
andy119
03-23-2003, 20:01
cupboard full of
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 20:02
lice infected
andy119
03-23-2003, 20:03
fish
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 20:03
caught by the mean
andy119
03-23-2003, 20:04
shark
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 20:05
so mean he scared the pants off of
andy119
03-23-2003, 20:06
a good lookin gurl called
Skomatth
03-23-2003, 20:07
Andy
andy119
03-23-2003, 22:11
who likes
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-23-2003, 23:13
leather
Postino
03-24-2003, 01:47
whips and
Heraclius
03-24-2003, 01:48
eating spam but.....
Dramicus
03-24-2003, 01:50
Rob http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Skomatth
03-24-2003, 04:50
found
Alrowan
03-24-2003, 13:25
$10
MonkeyMan
03-24-2003, 13:30
on the floor. But it was underneath a big dog turd. He wondered what to do...
Aleborg
03-24-2003, 15:35
and mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Alrowan
03-24-2003, 16:25
knew
Stormer
03-24-2003, 17:46
who
ErikJansen
03-24-2003, 19:06
and
Shahed
03-24-2003, 20:11
band
andy119
03-24-2003, 20:12
the turd
Shahed
03-24-2003, 20:12
burd
andy119
03-24-2003, 20:13
it from
Shahed
03-24-2003, 20:14
the prom
andy119
03-24-2003, 20:15
which is in may
Shahed
03-24-2003, 20:16
in the latrine
Postino
03-24-2003, 20:33
under the boardwalk
andy119
03-24-2003, 21:14
the nights quisine will be
Shahed
03-24-2003, 21:31
champagne and caviar
andy119
03-24-2003, 21:31
ala sko
Shahed
03-24-2003, 21:32
time for a game lobby
andy119
03-24-2003, 21:33
after the prom
Stormer
03-24-2003, 22:03
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

In the woods..
Skomatth
03-24-2003, 22:20
they picked up axes to destroy the other one word thread
theKyl
03-24-2003, 22:27
and tried to get 10000 replies to the end of april (hehe tough task http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif)
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:28
it was easily done
Skomatth
03-24-2003, 22:28
b.c of the dynamic duo:
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:31
andy et sko set off on theri spamming
Skomatth
03-24-2003, 22:32
spreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:33
to end all
Skomatth
03-24-2003, 22:33
sprreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:35
it might take
Skomatth
03-24-2003, 22:35
all
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:36
night but
Skomatth
03-24-2003, 22:36
luckily
MonkeyMan
03-24-2003, 22:37
Monkey will help
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:37
we have
Skomatth
03-24-2003, 22:37
Monkey
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:38
the more the merrier
MonkeyMan
03-24-2003, 22:39
Hooray shouted all the
Skomatth
03-24-2003, 22:39
fat
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:40
Kooks
MonkeyMan
03-24-2003, 22:40
orange
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:41
wig
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-24-2003, 22:47
soup
MonkeyMan
03-24-2003, 22:48
. Monkey wondered if this post would start getting measured in spam avatars created rather than posts..
Demon of Light
03-24-2003, 22:50
1854/501 = 3.7
andy119
03-24-2003, 22:51
spam is healthy only the other day it was recomended to me by dr sko http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
theKyl
03-24-2003, 22:58
medicine that helps andy will surely not be bad for me http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
andy119
03-24-2003, 23:06
Free spam available at the spam shop
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-24-2003, 23:08
spam...
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-24-2003, 23:09
...spam...
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-24-2003, 23:12
...spam. Just getting into the spirit. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
andy119
03-24-2003, 23:25
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif back to the story.........
the soup contained spam and
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-24-2003, 23:26
more spam http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Postino
03-24-2003, 23:32
with onions
Postino
03-24-2003, 23:34
and onions
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-24-2003, 23:34
and lts of obergines
andy119
03-24-2003, 23:35
the special soup was given to
Demon of Light
03-24-2003, 23:36
the woodsman
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-24-2003, 23:37
o' apocalypse
Dramicus
03-24-2003, 23:54
who eats spam
AggonyShim2
03-25-2003, 02:09
with
ErikJansen
03-25-2003, 02:42
and
Demon of Light
03-25-2003, 03:23
y119 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
LRossaLordJimi
03-25-2003, 11:39
Spam?What is this? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Alrowan
03-25-2003, 12:46
spam is
MongolWarrior
03-25-2003, 14:22
a great big bowl of pancakes http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
andy119
03-25-2003, 19:59
with
Wellington
03-25-2003, 20:10
327,219.147
MongolWarrior
03-25-2003, 20:16
zits
andy119
03-25-2003, 20:51
if you squeeze
Demon of Light
03-25-2003, 21:50
them
Postino
03-25-2003, 21:56
repeatedly
Dramicus
03-25-2003, 22:21
a giant
andy119
03-26-2003, 00:01
Moose
Postino
03-26-2003, 00:06
pops zits
andy119
03-26-2003, 00:29
for u because
Brutal DLX
03-26-2003, 02:05
Simon said so.
Sigurd
03-26-2003, 02:26
In Australia Howard...
Demon of Light
03-26-2003, 02:29
was attempting
Dramicus
03-26-2003, 03:57
to
ErikJansen
03-26-2003, 10:05
and
Nowake
03-26-2003, 11:14
blowed ...
Alrowan
03-26-2003, 12:11
GWB like lewinski blew...
Papewaio
03-26-2003, 12:19
... and Howards Blue shirt now has a very similar stain
Shahed
03-26-2003, 13:07
which Pape wears with pleasure
MonkeyMan
03-26-2003, 13:14
Suddenly Monkey burst in and shouted "good news everyone tonight I'm...

(EDIT

wow 666 posts how evil http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Shahed
03-26-2003, 13:35
sleeping with a monkey
MonkeyMan
03-26-2003, 13:48
which was of course traditional in the monkey family http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Shahed
03-26-2003, 13:53
and so they decided to have a banana fest..errr..feast complete with
Alrowan
03-26-2003, 17:06
spam
MonkeyMan
03-26-2003, 17:30
and some more spam with spam sprinkles
redrooster
03-26-2003, 18:45
with spam icecream and chocolate covered spam sprinkles
MonkeyMan
03-26-2003, 18:49
After this giant feast the monkey family all felt a bit bloated. This led to...
redrooster
03-26-2003, 18:57
a big bad dump
andy119
03-26-2003, 19:49
landing
redrooster
03-26-2003, 19:52
on
andy119
03-26-2003, 20:29
top
Shahed
03-26-2003, 20:44
of
Shahed
03-26-2003, 20:48
the MTW lobby
Demon of Light
03-26-2003, 21:13
causing
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-26-2003, 21:19
widespread panic and destruction, and my death.(Collapses, crushed under giant turd)
Demon of Light
03-26-2003, 21:32
Meanwhile in
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-26-2003, 21:35
The seventh circle of hell
andy119
03-26-2003, 21:43
a
Demon of Light
03-26-2003, 21:45
being known as
MongolWarrior
03-26-2003, 22:29
Smitty Werbanmanjensen http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Dramicus
03-26-2003, 23:14
lol, been watching Sponge Bob again, have we?
andy119
03-26-2003, 23:38
decided 2
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-27-2003, 00:08
Play a mean guitar solo
Jacque Schtrapp
03-27-2003, 01:16
with his feet
Dramicus
03-27-2003, 02:23
and then
Shahed
03-27-2003, 02:51
Dramicus dressed in red skirt
Alrowan
03-27-2003, 03:12
and a sailor hat
Dramicus
03-27-2003, 04:09
lol

and went
ErikJansen
03-27-2003, 04:28
....to the pope and asked if he could borrow his hat because it was higher.

(I just realised Alrowan started this topic.. gee GP, no wonder you got 1459 posts http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
redrooster
03-27-2003, 06:34
but the pope said
Wellington
03-27-2003, 06:48
"Ego sum Dominus Deus tuus, qui eduxi te de terra Aegypti, de domo servitutis. Non habebis deos alienos coram me. Non facies tibi sculptile neque omnem similitudinem eorum, quae sunt in caelo desuper et quae in terra deorsum et quae in aquis sub terra. Non adorabis ea neque coles.
Non assumes nomen Domini Dei tui in vanum.
Memento, ut diem Sabbati sanctifices.
Honora patrem tuum et matrem tuam, ut sis longaevus super terram.
Non occides.
Non moechaberis.
Non furtum facies.
Non loqueris contra proximum tuum falsum testimonium.
Non concupisces uxorem proximi tui.
Nec omnia, quae illius sunt"
Demon of Light
03-27-2003, 10:31
( For those who didn't get that, the rough translation is

I am your lord God who guided you out of Egypt and freed you from servitude.
Do not have strange gods before me. (False idols mentioned)
Don't take the lord's name in vain.
I'm sure y'all get the idea. All ten commandments are listed)
Sigurd
03-27-2003, 13:31
Arrhh, shu’ yer gegi oldien and gimme your hat
Alrowan
03-27-2003, 15:49
said the monkey to the
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-27-2003, 19:22
fly
andy119
03-27-2003, 19:54
that came from
spiffy_scimitar
03-27-2003, 19:55
the belly button of
Demon of Light
03-27-2003, 20:26
the pope
andy119
03-27-2003, 20:33
and smelt like
Dramicus
03-27-2003, 22:38
something from yellow's
Devastatin Dave
03-27-2003, 23:02
left testicle...
Jacque Schtrapp
03-27-2003, 23:05
protector
Alrowan
03-28-2003, 03:08
thing
Dramicus
03-28-2003, 04:19
which is also known as...
Sigurd
03-28-2003, 07:01
Domino erectus
Brutal DLX
03-28-2003, 13:40
obsoletus
LRossaLordJimi
03-28-2003, 14:37
et invictusTu quoque,Brutal http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
Dramicus
03-28-2003, 14:40
which is called ___ in english...
Alrowan
03-28-2003, 16:04
... the language the mods let us use in here...
Shahed
03-28-2003, 16:10
giiberish http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif
andy119
03-28-2003, 19:45
spam confuses the
MongolWarrior
03-28-2003, 21:16
spirit of Smitty Werbanmanjensen
Shahed
03-28-2003, 21:33
to the point of lunacy
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-28-2003, 22:20
and rats eat the Entrance Hall
Jacque Schtrapp
03-28-2003, 23:01
while a terrified Gregoshi
Heraclius
03-28-2003, 23:03
and kukrikhan heard the innocent wide eyed newbies into the....
Sigurd
03-29-2003, 00:20
blissed
andy119
03-29-2003, 01:18
latrine
Shahed
03-29-2003, 01:42
the North Cape struck back furiously
andy119
03-29-2003, 01:43
with
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:44
Smitty Werbanmanjensen
Shahed
03-29-2003, 01:44
the fury of the Northmen, the Soviet
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:44
who
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:45
ate
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:46
MongolWarrior (lol)
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:47
and
andy119
03-29-2003, 01:47
liked to
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:47
sliced
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:48
chop suey
Shahed
03-29-2003, 01:48
chop gooey
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:48
with
andy119
03-29-2003, 01:49
onto pizza
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:49
a hotdog
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:50
to
Shahed
03-29-2003, 01:50
mustard up his nose
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:51
destroy
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:51
Tony Hawk
andy119
03-29-2003, 01:51
the bogeys that were violating
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:52
knowing
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:53
that
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:53
his
Shahed
03-29-2003, 01:54
the mother of all spammers had been born in the form of MongolWarrior http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:54
his
andy119
03-29-2003, 01:55
mother
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:55
dogcat
Shahed
03-29-2003, 01:55
bobsled
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:55
samurai
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:56
man eating
Shahed
03-29-2003, 01:56
mongol
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:57
airplane
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:57
pig
andy119
03-29-2003, 01:57
jiggalo
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:58
what a jigalo? person
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:58
Smitty Werbanmanjensen
Shahed
03-29-2003, 01:59
leaflets of spppppppppppaaaaaaaaam
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 01:59
who
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:00
sorry got a little carried away there
Shahed
03-29-2003, 02:00
boom boom
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:01
kickflipped
Shahed
03-29-2003, 02:01
his mongol rodent http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
andy119
03-29-2003, 02:01
said bazil brush
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:01
The Mongol Heavy Calvary
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:02
to