1 Word Story [Archive] - Page 22

Snowhobbit

10-15-2003, 13:08

Sailed to the holy khazar

Leet Eriksson

10-15-2003, 14:40

but instead they ended up in..

Big King Sanctaphrax

10-15-2003, 18:31

Shogun: Total War

Alrowan

10-15-2003, 23:43

dumbfounded and confuzzled

DemonArchangel

10-15-2003, 23:44

AAARRRGH

TheSilverKnight

10-15-2003, 23:56

said the King of England

spmetla

10-16-2003, 00:04

When suddenly space monkeys appeared...

TheSilverKnight

10-16-2003, 00:15

and the King of France got rabies from them

Demon of Light

10-16-2003, 00:15

and joined the Crusade.

spmetla

10-16-2003, 03:41

They rallied the peasants and...

hellenes

10-16-2003, 04:12

...sold them ito slavery to a turkish imam who..

spmetla

10-16-2003, 04:38

...told the Turks were the Crusader camp was.

Snowhobbit

10-16-2003, 07:30

And the crusade was

Aurelius1

10-16-2003, 08:35

crushed ruthlessly by a squad of riot police.

Sigurd

10-16-2003, 08:44

This infuriated the new Jewish pope

Demon of Light

10-16-2003, 09:36

and prompted him to excommunicate himself.

spmetla

10-16-2003, 12:25

The Byzantine Emperor replaced the Pope with...

Snowhobbit

10-16-2003, 13:38

a dog

Casca

10-16-2003, 23:54

and proclaimed the Patriarch in Constantinople to be the true head of the Faith.

Sigurd

10-17-2003, 00:56

Consequently the dog barked: "Crusade on Constantinople" which

LeeJackson

10-17-2003, 03:00

Brutog the great to wake up.

spmetla

10-17-2003, 06:21

A retalitory Byzantine Crusade was then delcared on...

Snowhobbit

10-17-2003, 07:27

London

Brutal DLX

10-17-2003, 12:48

which was the seat of the undying "one word story" archives

Snowhobbit

10-17-2003, 15:41

and they utterly destroyed

Sigurd

10-17-2003, 17:39

not only London but Sweden as well, because

Snowhobbit

10-17-2003, 17:55

änd they decided to pillage norway aswell, but there was nothing there

some_totalwar_dude

10-17-2003, 21:10

so they went on to the netherlands where the entire army went stoned

Big King Sanctaphrax

10-17-2003, 23:10

into horrible denial

spmetla

10-17-2003, 23:23

of the fact that they were lost. But then..

Big King Sanctaphrax

10-17-2003, 23:24

the fourth puppy battalion

Snowhobbit

10-18-2003, 08:05

charged

LittleGrizzly

10-18-2003, 08:18

and stumbled

Big King Sanctaphrax

10-18-2003, 11:05

into the supreme court

some_totalwar_dude

10-18-2003, 11:20

of Wales

Big King Sanctaphrax

10-18-2003, 11:26

, the land of close harmony singing

LittleGrizzly

10-18-2003, 11:29

and the sheep which say...

Snowhobbit

10-18-2003, 16:03

go to Washington

some_totalwar_dude

10-18-2003, 18:04

and buy me a cola

Snowhobbit

10-18-2003, 20:25

bot not coka-cola because

spmetla

10-18-2003, 20:46

...they haven't won a Pespi challenge. So..

Snowhobbit

10-19-2003, 11:48

they bought a pepsi

dessa14

10-19-2003, 11:58

with

Snowhobbit

10-19-2003, 12:02

a herring

some_totalwar_dude

10-19-2003, 12:17

button.......

Sigurd

10-19-2003, 13:00

attached to the can

Snowhobbit

10-19-2003, 13:26

and when they pulled the ring out

Demon of Light

10-20-2003, 07:38

Demon of Light shot Some_totalwar_dude for the first time this month

Postino

10-20-2003, 08:52

.

Sally was taking her two big

Snowhobbit

10-20-2003, 09:47

telephones

dessa14

10-20-2003, 09:52

for

spmetla

10-20-2003, 11:33

a checkup at

dessa14

10-20-2003, 11:45

burger king

Sigurd

10-20-2003, 12:33

burger king Hungry Jacks

Earl of Sweden

10-20-2003, 13:58

but no one

some_totalwar_dude

10-20-2003, 16:07

responded

Postino

10-20-2003, 19:47

so she pluged in her phones and dialed 1-800-

LittleGrizzly

10-20-2003, 23:10

gay bar......

Earl of Sweden

10-21-2003, 02:04

...and guess who answered..

Sigurd

10-21-2003, 04:24

"Hello, this is Demon of Light"

spmetla

10-21-2003, 06:18

said Satan's secratery whose name was...

Postino

10-21-2003, 07:25

bob

Demon of Light

10-21-2003, 07:33

(Hey, I just WORK at the gay bar. I don't...well...work it at the gay bar.)

Demon of Light

10-21-2003, 07:35

. Sigurd Fafnesbane, Hans Kristian Anderson and Asle the Anvil Thrower all went to

Snowhobbit

10-21-2003, 08:02

Denmark

Sigurd

10-21-2003, 09:20

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif (DoL, just checking to see if you were sleeping)

Snowhobbit

10-21-2003, 09:44

when

spmetla

10-21-2003, 11:45

PR (Port Reb)

Snowhobbit

10-21-2003, 11:50

attacked

Earl of Sweden

10-21-2003, 12:31

in the rear http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Snowhobbit

10-21-2003, 13:11

and

bighairyman

10-22-2003, 03:34

kick

Snowhobbit

10-22-2003, 07:27

His

Big King Sanctaphrax

10-22-2003, 08:12

bucket of horrible irritant

Snowhobbit

10-22-2003, 11:03

worms

spmetla

10-22-2003, 11:51

dessa14

10-22-2003, 12:05

Prime minister john howard

Snowhobbit

10-22-2003, 14:40

when

Big King Sanctaphrax

10-22-2003, 16:40

an absurd caricature

Snowhobbit

10-22-2003, 16:42

shocked

Skidrowpunk

10-22-2003, 17:59

another absurd caricature

dessa14

10-23-2003, 02:59

Postino

10-23-2003, 03:17

draw caricatures in a

LittleGrizzly

10-23-2003, 05:36

yellow submarine which coincidentally....

LeeJackson

10-23-2003, 06:14

built in the town where I was born

LittleGrizzly

10-23-2003, 06:57

and was heading for the town i was born because..

Snowhobbit

10-23-2003, 07:22

it wanted to pillage

spmetla

10-23-2003, 08:13

Tiny Tim's

LittleGrizzly

10-23-2003, 08:45

big cot of love which contained the precious....

dessa14

10-23-2003, 08:52

apple danish

Snowhobbit

10-23-2003, 09:04

and then

LittleGrizzly

10-23-2003, 11:14

he sprinkled magic fairy dust which turned...

dessa14

10-23-2003, 11:29

into BOOZE

spmetla

10-23-2003, 11:32

. But...

LittleGrizzly

10-23-2003, 12:01

it was cider *spits*....

Snowhobbit

10-23-2003, 13:59

when

Postino

10-23-2003, 22:05

questioned by a police man wearing

Big King Sanctaphrax

10-23-2003, 22:08

ill-fitting lederhosen

Sigurd

10-24-2003, 03:29

and a BIG sombrero

Demon of Light

10-24-2003, 09:17

(Sigurd: I'm suitably awake.)

The impossibly dressed policeman decided to

FesterShinetop

10-24-2003, 09:27

tell all about

Demon of Light

10-24-2003, 09:46

his evolved sense of style

spmetla

10-24-2003, 09:58

humor.

Demon of Light

10-24-2003, 10:02

"You see," he began

LittleGrizzly

10-24-2003, 10:32

i was dropped on my head several times as a baby because ...

Snowhobbit

10-25-2003, 12:59

charge a sheep

some_totalwar_dude

10-25-2003, 16:53

for free

LittleGrizzly

10-25-2003, 18:15

in the land of...

Snowhobbit

10-25-2003, 22:12

India

LittleGrizzly

10-26-2003, 00:33

where there lay a dragon called

spmetla

10-26-2003, 02:13

Snuffalufagus

LittleGrizzly

10-26-2003, 02:26

which eat all the worlds supply of healthy food

Postino

10-26-2003, 09:29

leaving only McDonalds and haggis for

Snowhobbit

10-26-2003, 11:51

Pillage

spmetla

10-26-2003, 12:22

. Hagar the Horrible...

Snowhobbit

10-26-2003, 14:10

when suddenly

dessa14

10-27-2003, 10:00

Garfield the cat attacked snoopy the beagle

Snowhobbit

10-27-2003, 13:10

and

some_totalwar_dude

10-27-2003, 21:59

AND THEN ITS LIKE EVERYTHING EXPLODE http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

spmetla

10-28-2003, 00:00

It rained cats and dogs for 49 days and nights. Then Boa..

Leet Eriksson

10-28-2003, 00:03

came to me and i kicked him in the balls,but...

TheSilverKnight

10-28-2003, 00:07

then a giant dildo killed

spmetla

10-28-2003, 00:29

the diginity of

hellenes

10-28-2003, 00:55

the transexual priest who

LittleGrizzly

10-28-2003, 01:18

had lost his dignity and his glasses in...

dessa14

10-28-2003, 01:34

George W Bush's Bed

Snowhobbit

10-28-2003, 10:50

a mud pile

dessa14

10-29-2003, 09:46

told snowhobbit only 50 of his posts count

Snowhobbit

10-29-2003, 16:17

and he shouted

dessa14

10-30-2003, 03:19

yes that is true

DemonArchangel

10-30-2003, 04:24

I am GOD (not really)

dessa14

10-30-2003, 10:27

then a pile of faeces landed on demonarchangels head

Shahed

10-30-2003, 10:30

which thanksdessa gingerly kept as a souvenir of this momentous occasion http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

dessa14

10-30-2003, 10:43

then sinan stole the soveneir for dinner http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Snowhobbit

10-30-2003, 14:13

When Vanya

spmetla

10-30-2003, 20:10

impaled

the Black Prince

10-30-2003, 23:46

snowhobbit

spmetla

10-31-2003, 11:54

while

Snowhobbit

10-31-2003, 21:22

dessa14

Leet Eriksson

10-31-2003, 21:30

kicked him in the balls...

Snowhobbit

10-31-2003, 21:49

and (i sense a lot of pain coming my way)

Leet Eriksson

10-31-2003, 22:11

in reply to dessa14's attack,snowhobbit jumped in and kicked dessa14 in the balls.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

EDIT:removed a word....

Snowhobbit

10-31-2003, 22:13

thus

Leet Eriksson

10-31-2003, 22:35

Snowhobbit was supremebut....

Snowhobbit

10-31-2003, 22:48

G W bush nuked

hellenes

10-31-2003, 22:52

Saddams mother in law for wich he recieved...

Snowhobbit

10-31-2003, 22:53

His

Leet Eriksson

10-31-2003, 22:56

balls in a bag of woopass...

Snowhobbit

10-31-2003, 22:58

thus blair declared war on

TheSilverKnight

10-31-2003, 23:30

Joseph Stalin

spmetla

11-01-2003, 00:00

the Pope

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-01-2003, 00:15

mailed a letter bomb

Leet Eriksson

11-01-2003, 00:22

to GW bush's halloween party...

LittleGrizzly

11-01-2003, 03:03

Quote[/b] (faisal @ Nov. 01 2003,00:22)]to GW bush's halloween party...
he took it to be a christmas decoration hung it up on the tree then...

Leet Eriksson

11-01-2003, 08:35

BOOMall that remained was...

dessa14

11-01-2003, 08:37

was dessa's scrotum

Snowhobbit

11-01-2003, 12:05

and the

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-01-2003, 12:54

long, cold night

Sigurd

11-01-2003, 13:24

breeze, caressing the sorry remains of once a milky white house on Capitol Hill.

Snowhobbit

11-01-2003, 15:56

when a flash appeared

LittleGrizzly

11-01-2003, 16:42

and gordon said...

Snowhobbit

11-01-2003, 17:28

mmm organized crime

BDC

11-01-2003, 19:05

Before his god-father rang and

some_totalwar_dude

11-01-2003, 19:36

orderd him to order pizza

Snowhobbit

11-01-2003, 21:16

with extra cheese

spmetla

11-02-2003, 00:45

and Putins head on a Platter.

Macedon

11-02-2003, 02:12

He sat down and things came on his mind:
"This is the weirdest topic of all, oh yes, oh yes"

Leet Eriksson

11-02-2003, 03:29

All of a suddenbush emerged from the remains of his house and...

Demon of Light

11-02-2003, 09:53

dropped dead.

dessa14

11-02-2003, 09:59

then a donkey meanded up and nibbled his nose

Snowhobbit

11-02-2003, 11:02

and a

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-02-2003, 12:15

famously crazy scientist, Doctor LeEvil

the Black Prince

11-02-2003, 12:41

recreated

Snowhobbit

11-02-2003, 15:37

a Time Commander

TheSilverKnight

11-02-2003, 16:30

who reconquered all of the Roman Empire in 5 years

Snowhobbit

11-02-2003, 16:43

and

Sir Moody

11-02-2003, 16:57

invented tasty cheese burgers

Sigurd

11-03-2003, 02:30

but unfortunately mixed up the flags

Leet Eriksson

11-03-2003, 02:40

of Mexico with the flag of spain,an enraged mexico announces war on....

Snowhobbit

11-03-2003, 08:24

North Korea

dessa14

11-03-2003, 09:16

but NK's Nuke program fails and hits snowhobbit in the head

Shahed

11-03-2003, 09:18

and snowbobbit becomes lorena hobbit

Snowhobbit

11-03-2003, 10:46

and dessa14 transformes into a peasant

dessa14

11-03-2003, 12:13

then dessa the poor peasent boy went and kicked the halfling snow hobbit in the balls which is a pretty high kick.

Snowhobbit

11-03-2003, 15:34

and as a reward, he got his head ripped of

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-03-2003, 18:16

Suddenly, internal power struggles

Snowhobbit

11-03-2003, 18:19

and saddam appears with a

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-03-2003, 18:20

ford pick-up

spmetla

11-03-2003, 19:38

filled

Demon of Light

11-03-2003, 20:24

with

Snowhobbit

11-03-2003, 21:32

Flaming pigs

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-04-2003, 00:23

The unfortunate populace

Demon of Light

11-04-2003, 00:24

was mauled to death

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-04-2003, 00:24

"what, all of them?", was the cry

Demon of Light

11-04-2003, 00:29

as Abraham Lincoln

LittleGrizzly

11-04-2003, 00:43

rolled up a scary looking mail on sunday and.....

Demon of Light

11-04-2003, 00:45

cried

LittleGrizzly

11-04-2003, 00:51

tears of happiness as

Demon of Light

11-04-2003, 00:54

people were judged by the content of their character

Sigurd

11-04-2003, 02:38

and asked the difficult question: If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

Leet Eriksson

11-04-2003, 04:46

the people replied"NO",the loud noise resulted in..

dessa14

11-04-2003, 08:42

bleeding eardrums

Snowhobbit

11-04-2003, 10:16

and a

spmetla

11-04-2003, 10:46

Papal Bull

Snowhobbit

11-04-2003, 10:46

roamed the

Leet Eriksson

11-04-2003, 12:32

streets of madrid,intent on killing...

Snowhobbit

11-04-2003, 12:35

The pope

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-04-2003, 18:46

's gigantic entourage

Snowhobbit

11-04-2003, 18:54

but the bull missed and hit George W Bush

Skidrowpunk

11-04-2003, 18:56

in Snowhobbit's scrotum. Then the Big King of Anthrax

Snowhobbit

11-04-2003, 18:58

Bashed skdrows balls, for

Skidrowpunk

11-04-2003, 18:59

150 of Snowhobbit's 228 posts.

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-04-2003, 19:01

But then they succumbed to a deadly

BDC

11-04-2003, 19:16

round of vodka but then

Snowhobbit

11-04-2003, 19:19

a bomb struck japan

Skidrowpunk

11-04-2003, 21:15

. The people of Japan decided to

Sigurd

11-04-2003, 21:22

get back at BKS, saying things like: "We'll get you for this, POTTER"

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-04-2003, 22:59

An angry Big king recruited

TheSilverKnight

11-04-2003, 23:29

an army led by TheSilverKnight

spmetla

11-04-2003, 23:31

consisting of

LittleGrizzly

11-05-2003, 00:08

his friends at the school of wizards and witches http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif :P

Skidrowpunk

11-05-2003, 07:52

with nice red uniforms.

spmetla

11-05-2003, 07:52

These mercenaries of doom, these devils of destruction...

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-05-2003, 09:22

Started on their quest to gut JK Rowling like a fish

Leet Eriksson

11-05-2003, 09:41

but suddenly J.k Rowling transformed into Godzilla and said"haha whose the fish now?"

Skidrowpunk

11-05-2003, 09:45

In a cloud of dust the glorious Pope arrived and said:

Leet Eriksson

11-05-2003, 09:58

Oh no J.K Rowling is gonna eat me

Snowhobbit

11-05-2003, 10:43

and it looked like they were all doomed, but

Sigurd

11-05-2003, 13:17

mr.Anderson came to the rescue and

Snowhobbit

11-05-2003, 17:44

suddenly a giant

some_totalwar_dude

11-05-2003, 17:47

neo

Snowhobbit

11-05-2003, 18:21

starts bitchslapping dessa

Skidrowpunk

11-05-2003, 19:21

with a huge

Snowhobbit

11-05-2003, 19:40

Newspaper

LeeJackson

11-06-2003, 06:49

Then came the sun

Skidrowpunk

11-06-2003, 09:01

and the spanish inquisition

Snowhobbit

11-06-2003, 09:14

with big red hats

spmetla

11-06-2003, 09:58

said nobody suspects the Scottish inquistion

Snowhobbit

11-06-2003, 10:22

and the directors went mad and

dessa14

11-06-2003, 12:11

beat the piss out of snowhobbit in vengence for dessa being bitchslapped

Snowhobbit

11-06-2003, 12:12

suddenly skiwrow gets involved in the fight

Anti-christ

11-06-2003, 13:04

and he gets his a** kicked by Anti-christ, at the same time that he launches a large amount of poo upon his friend, the notorious snowhobbit

Snowhobbit

11-06-2003, 13:24

however Anti-Christ gets struck down by the fist of god

The Wizard

11-06-2003, 13:50

but then, a huge army of pokemons attack OH NO http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif

Skidrowpunk

11-06-2003, 14:50

Skidrow have no friggin idea how he got involved, but he strikes Anti-Christ with an enormous Snowhobbit

Snowhobbit

11-06-2003, 15:18

Snowhobbit, gets the worst headache ever as a result while Anti-Christ

Leet Eriksson

11-06-2003, 18:07

devours a care bear...

EDIT:"bare" would'nt make sense would it?

Snowhobbit

11-06-2003, 18:40

the bear mother

Big King Sanctaphrax

11-06-2003, 19:40

insistently propositions