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Efrem Da King
08-23-2003, 08:37
shot
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-23-2003, 08:45
large canadian
Efrem Da King
08-23-2003, 08:50
beaver
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-23-2003, 08:54
upside the
Efrem Da King
08-23-2003, 09:08
chocolate factory.
plzhelp
08-23-2003, 13:37
for making
Efrem Da King
08-23-2003, 14:16
zigzags
plzhelp
08-23-2003, 16:37
underneath
LeeJackson
08-23-2003, 23:17
a poll
Efrem Da King
08-24-2003, 00:28
booth
plzhelp
08-24-2003, 00:29
electing moderators
Efrem Da King
08-24-2003, 00:32
at gispy world.
plzhelp
08-24-2003, 03:24
so they can become
LeeJackson
08-24-2003, 08:18
fat water bufflos
Sigurd
08-24-2003, 11:31
with onions and potatoes
LittleGrizzly
08-24-2003, 11:41
with secret missle launchers...
some_totalwar_dude
08-24-2003, 11:53
and the mods saw that it was g00d
LittleGrizzly
08-24-2003, 12:06
so they threw carrots and laughed
some_totalwar_dude
08-24-2003, 12:13
*ahhahahaa*
LittleGrizzly
08-24-2003, 12:20
but then the carrots started gettin thrown back....
Sigurd
08-24-2003, 15:15
this time with metallic points
Dramicus
08-24-2003, 15:22
so when they hit...
plzhelp
08-24-2003, 15:51
they caused irrepairable(sp?)
the Black Prince
08-24-2003, 16:48
damage
LeeJackson
08-24-2003, 19:11
to the
plzhelp
08-24-2003, 20:58
house of Rob the Bastard
Dramicus
08-24-2003, 21:20
but they never hit so Rob...
some_totalwar_dude
08-24-2003, 21:42
was pissed of.... and pissed of mods are the most leathal(sp?) things on this planet
plzhelp
08-25-2003, 00:23
that we like to call
DemonArchangel
08-25-2003, 00:26
SPAM
DemonArchangel
08-25-2003, 00:27
is a meat
DemonArchangel
08-25-2003, 00:27
in which (SPAM&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
DemonArchangel
08-25-2003, 00:28
the hell is processed out of a piece of pork shoulder
DemonArchangel
08-25-2003, 00:29
the hell is processed out a pork shoulder
Efrem Da King
08-25-2003, 00:48
pickles.
Sigurd
08-25-2003, 00:52
Lo and behold
LeeJackson
08-25-2003, 04:09
a red newt
some_totalwar_dude
08-25-2003, 15:27
whooooooooo http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

(the quality of my posts is realy going down http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif )
the Black Prince
08-25-2003, 18:11
screamed some_totalwar_dude
LeeJackson
08-25-2003, 19:06
to the red newt
plzhelp
08-25-2003, 20:57
very very loudly
some_totalwar_dude
08-25-2003, 21:48
red newt shoots totalwar_dude

(montly quotum http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif )
BDC
08-25-2003, 22:50
who keels over and dies but then
LeeJackson
08-25-2003, 22:58
sees the green salamander
plzhelp
08-26-2003, 00:46
who throws flaming spam at the idiotic newt
Monk
08-26-2003, 01:14
decided that he would
some_totalwar_dude
08-26-2003, 13:01
catch the flaming spam
ShadesWolf
08-26-2003, 13:07
Religation
plzhelp
08-27-2003, 01:48
Of Flamming Spammers Anonymous (DOFSA), of which he was a proud member
LeeJackson
08-27-2003, 18:33
Then came the yellow frog.
plzhelp
08-27-2003, 22:03
who was also a proud participant in DOFSA

[Edit]Yay New page
LeeJackson
08-27-2003, 22:19
"ribbit ribbit" said the yellow frog
plzhelp
08-28-2003, 00:26
"ribbit ribbit meow" he continued, singing the DOFSA Anthem
Sigurd
08-28-2003, 04:12
At this moment a gigantic asteroid entered into the atmosphere plunging down towards the surface at an unthinkable speed, leaving the species of earth only milliseconds to contemplate their sorry lives before being snuffed out in a gigantic explosion
some_totalwar_dude
08-28-2003, 14:22
Man this s*cks @$$ said the yellow frog
LeeJackson
08-28-2003, 19:18
Then Bruce Willis and Ben Afleck showed up
some_totalwar_dude
08-28-2003, 20:44
and the frog wanted them to sing his but cheek
Efrem Da King
08-29-2003, 09:14
got owned.
some_totalwar_dude
08-29-2003, 16:13
http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/owned.jpg

Doesn't realy look like a frog does it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
LeeJackson
08-29-2003, 20:04
The frog was owned by the sickness
Efrem Da King
08-30-2003, 00:13
in a wordhast.
plzhelp
08-30-2003, 18:22
and wondered what the hell a wordhast was http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
some_totalwar_dude
08-30-2003, 19:46
he checked the dictionary
some_totalwar_dude
08-31-2003, 21:45
And started flaming people for almost letting this tread fall of the page http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
LeeJackson
08-31-2003, 22:17
He is a smart frog
the Black Prince
09-01-2003, 09:02
and quickly realised who was to blame
Demon of Light
09-01-2003, 09:11
. Demon of Light and Big King Sanctaphrax were to blame for it was they who posted often and thus kept this thread on the first page. None of that mattered though as the Earth was destroyed by the giant meteor Sigurd Fafnesbane conjured up.
the Black Prince
09-01-2003, 19:41
however spammers survived by
Efrem Da King
09-01-2003, 22:45
by pure wordhast.
some_totalwar_dude
09-02-2003, 14:48
and very strong underware
BDC
09-02-2003, 18:20
not to mention the
plzhelp
09-02-2003, 20:48
hotdogs located in their
LeeJackson
09-02-2003, 20:53
Ears. But all was not lost as the yellow frog
Big King Sanctaphrax
09-02-2003, 21:23
of denial and nefarious(Back and spamming&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
the Black Prince
09-03-2003, 09:49
spam, ate the
Efrem Da King
09-03-2003, 11:02
chocolaterium.
some_totalwar_dude
09-03-2003, 21:45
where people are build of
the Black Prince
09-04-2003, 22:11
coffee beans
Big King Sanctaphrax
09-04-2003, 22:12
evil cookie dough.
LeeJackson
09-04-2003, 23:45
Then the hill billies came
plzhelp
09-05-2003, 21:05
and drastically reduced the average IQ of the populance
Teutonic Knight
09-05-2003, 21:11
to an extent that
LeeJackson
09-05-2003, 21:21
G.W. Bush was elected president
Teutonic Knight
09-05-2003, 21:31
and there was wailing and knashing of teeth among democrats http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
LittleGrizzly
09-05-2003, 21:39
and singing of republicans http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

(ashcroft)
Teutonic Knight
09-05-2003, 21:40
who ate pudding and stuck
LittleGrizzly
09-05-2003, 21:49
into some handcuffs after being arrested under the patriot act...
Teutonic Knight
09-05-2003, 22:01
that was meant to
BDC
09-05-2003, 22:09
keep America as it always has been, which is
LeeJackson
09-05-2003, 23:28
gambling, back stabing, and sex
LittleGrizzly
09-06-2003, 00:00
but also mcdonalds and coke
Teutonic Knight
09-06-2003, 00:18
which if you think about it isn't all that bad http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Efrem Da King
09-06-2003, 00:35
. Unfortunatly ronald macdonald broke his contract and died of a drug overdose.
Teutonic Knight
09-06-2003, 00:50
OOPS said
LeeJackson
09-06-2003, 01:58
the yellow frog
Efrem Da King
09-06-2003, 06:45
after intoxicating
the Black Prince
09-06-2003, 10:12
ronald
some_totalwar_dude
09-06-2003, 12:44
's gummie papapibowas drink

(made that word myself http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif )
Efrem Da King
09-07-2003, 06:58
at the monkeyfest 1983
LeeJackson
09-07-2003, 21:29
It was here that
Efrem Da King
09-07-2003, 22:56
a herd of angry monkeys.
the Black Prince
09-07-2003, 23:12
used an illicit substance to
Efrem Da King
09-08-2003, 07:45
assult
some_totalwar_dude
09-08-2003, 16:17
my mother
Efrem Da King
09-08-2003, 22:16
on the
LeeJackson
09-09-2003, 03:33
chimp.
Efrem Da King
09-09-2003, 07:43
SUddenly the moon
some_totalwar_dude
09-09-2003, 21:13
went upstairs
plzhelp
09-09-2003, 21:36
and flashed people from the bedroom window
Efrem Da King
09-09-2003, 21:55
but then the cops came
the Black Prince
09-10-2003, 11:15
and joined in
Sjakihata
09-10-2003, 17:39
the
Efrem Da King
09-10-2003, 23:14
orgy.
LeeJackson
09-11-2003, 00:08
"Hit me with your night stick" cried
Efrem Da King
09-11-2003, 10:45
the flaming dog.
Demon of Light
09-12-2003, 23:40
(Guess what?? This thing actually fell down to midway on the second page Guess this ain't as popular as it used to be)
Efrem Da King
09-13-2003, 02:15
Jumped over the fat fox.
LeeJackson
09-13-2003, 02:57
The fat fox rolled over the small mouse
Efrem Da King
09-13-2003, 03:00
who was getting it one with
Teutonic Knight
09-13-2003, 03:07
a mentally retarded gorilla.. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Efrem Da King
09-13-2003, 08:10
on speed.
Sigurd
09-13-2003, 12:47
Suddenly, some US peacekeeping soldiers broke down the door
Efrem Da King
09-13-2003, 12:50
and asked why they weren't invited...
Wellington
09-13-2003, 13:29
"bang, bang, kaboom, rat-a-tat-tat"
Efrem Da King
09-13-2003, 14:07
Went the automatic dildos who being made in europe were CRAZY, CRAZY I TELL YOU
Teutonic Knight
09-13-2003, 14:10
WAR CRIMES cried the
Sigurd
09-13-2003, 14:12
UK troops, having the party
Efrem Da King
09-13-2003, 14:17
but then the rampaging european dildos
Teutonic Knight
09-13-2003, 14:20
decided to play in a patch of pansies with
Efrem Da King
09-13-2003, 14:24
flaming dog.
some_totalwar_dude
09-13-2003, 15:17
living in Canada
Sigurd
09-13-2003, 15:54
the mounted troops wanted to join the party
some_totalwar_dude
09-13-2003, 23:51
but they werent invited
Sigurd
09-13-2003, 23:53
so they bought their own european
LeeJackson
09-14-2003, 02:22
pissing contest
Efrem Da King
09-14-2003, 03:41
winning dildos. Unfortunatly these were french...
some_totalwar_dude
09-14-2003, 16:54
crack head people thingies
Sigurd
09-14-2003, 17:11
with ARNOTT's SHAPES Barbecue flavoured
Sigurd
09-14-2003, 18:36
(Oh NOOO, I forgot to celebrate my 1000th post)
Efrem Da King
09-14-2003, 23:04
monkeys. (damn that must suck)
MonkeyMan
09-15-2003, 01:02
At the mention of Monkeys, Gethrow the chesemaker had a sudden revelation that...
TheSilverKnight
09-15-2003, 02:29
Big dildos were taking over the world http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Sigurd
09-15-2003, 02:51
Woah there, said Demon of Light
Efrem Da King
09-15-2003, 07:45
Because he wanted one too.
Mount Suribachi
09-15-2003, 16:09
"what a bunch of shameless spammers" said the BBQ flavoured monkeys
some_totalwar_dude
09-15-2003, 20:52
well your absolutly right
Rob The Bastard
09-22-2003, 18:48
** Bump**

No, we didn't delete it when you weren't looking

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
BDC
09-22-2003, 19:40
Ouch said the French
Big King Sanctaphrax
09-22-2003, 20:41
as they sang for absolution
FesterShinetop
09-23-2003, 10:00
, something is in our
some_totalwar_dude
09-23-2003, 16:07
ear
Efrem Da King
09-23-2003, 22:24
then they cried AAAHHH As they saw it was an army of angry dildoS
BDC
09-23-2003, 22:36
Sent by the evil
LeeJackson
09-24-2003, 03:53
yellow frog.
Efrem Da King
09-24-2003, 05:13
This yellow frog just liked wine and garlic like most french men
Big King Sanctaphrax
09-26-2003, 10:10
His decadent habits
Efrem Da King
09-26-2003, 10:51
made mad man chirac
some_totalwar_dude
09-26-2003, 16:44
say TREE
BDC
09-26-2003, 19:11
loudly whilst sucking a small French
DemonArchangel
09-26-2003, 22:17
PENIS
some_totalwar_dude
09-27-2003, 00:11
ok now it's getting scary http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif
Efrem Da King
09-27-2003, 05:43
once this penis had been sucked
some_totalwar_dude
09-27-2003, 17:45
it became a train
Sigurd
09-28-2003, 07:54
(whoah there people, easy on the language)
. 20 leages north north-west of Jaltland
Efrem Da King
09-28-2003, 08:16
the dildo rampage continued.
some_totalwar_dude
09-28-2003, 14:29
again? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif
Sigurd
09-29-2003, 01:24
(Let’s get this baby above 20 000 views)

the dildo rampage continued. again? A Viking longboat ( without any dildoes onboard ) sailed westward in search of fame and glory
Efrem Da King
09-29-2003, 01:45
Their greatest chance of doing this was to supress the great dildo revolution in france
Sigurd
09-29-2003, 05:32
Coming to this conclusion, they decided; "what the hell let’s just sail west.. who needs fame and glory".
Sigurd
09-29-2003, 05:33
(yeeehaa 20 000 views)
LittleGrizzly
09-29-2003, 09:27
they sailed west to america
Efrem Da King
09-29-2003, 12:08
Unfortunatly the revolution spread faster than one would imagine......

(sorry guys no more dildos... I promise)
LittleGrizzly
09-29-2003, 12:39
so while the world was in anarchy they stopped off at antartica to .......
Drucius
09-29-2003, 13:00
have a slash.
Efrem Da King
09-29-2003, 13:23
And then draft some penguins
some_totalwar_dude
09-29-2003, 17:00
And watch them fall backwards when planes fly over
(true story http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )
Big King Sanctaphrax
09-29-2003, 20:59
This unspeakable cruelty
Efrem Da King
09-30-2003, 06:22
was soon to be avenged by...
Demon of Light
09-30-2003, 08:07
Quote[/b] (Efrem Da King @ Sep. 14 2003,23:45)]Because he wanted one too.
(Demon of Light shoots Efram da King for implying he wanted a dildo.)
Demon of Light
09-30-2003, 08:08
Vignus the Anvil-Thrower
Sigurd
09-30-2003, 09:38
(Talking about missing the target… sailing from north of Jaltland (real name of Shetland) towards America, but ending up in Antarctica (South Pole)…the navigator needs to be shot...DoL??)
Efrem Da King
09-30-2003, 09:49
But while this was happening the plot was also thikening in france where the emporoeur surrendered.
Sjakihata
09-30-2003, 17:33
OT

Isn't this a one word story?
some_totalwar_dude
09-30-2003, 18:44
well, yeah,

But whe hacked it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
Efrem Da King
10-01-2003, 02:19
Yeah we did,



to an army of old monkeys this was the 20th time he had surrended this week.
Demon of Light
10-01-2003, 08:08
(Demon of Light shoots the navigator of Sigurd's ship for taking it off course)
Efrem Da King
10-01-2003, 08:29
But then he realised what an idiot he was because he has stranded the vessel in antartica.
Sigurd
10-01-2003, 08:43
"No worries", said Vignus (Vigfus??) the Anvil. "I know a trick or two, let’s follow the whales northwards, I know they migrates to places close to home"
Parmenio
10-01-2003, 09:48
Tragically he was sunk by the French secret service after being mistaken for a Greenpeace ship.
Efrem Da King
10-01-2003, 12:59
After that the world rallied around france for its heroic ations agains the scum of the earth and every one sent troops to crush the great dildo rebelleon. Mr johnson was one of these....
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-01-2003, 20:04
...brave and heroically dashing...
Sigurd
10-02-2003, 02:49
idiots who ruined a perfectly good Viking story.
LeeJackson
10-02-2003, 03:33
Idoits like the yellow frog
Efrem Da King
10-03-2003, 08:52
just never ever give up...
Efrem Da King
10-05-2003, 06:57
especially....
some_totalwar_dude
10-06-2003, 16:29
some dude called totalwar
Demon of Light
10-06-2003, 23:23
who gets shot at least once a month.
some_totalwar_dude
10-07-2003, 21:08
It's clear that people are not happe with mister johnsen
Efrem Da King
10-08-2003, 05:28
not at all...
Postino
10-08-2003, 07:31
the malarchey had to end, so they shot mister johnson with
the Black Prince
10-08-2003, 10:44
a potato gun
Efrem Da King
10-08-2003, 12:18
Luckily he was able to escape un hurt.
Postino
10-08-2003, 19:35
on his path of flight, however, he encountered the great klyklopes, who ate several of his companions and then
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-08-2003, 23:28
Quote[/b] (Postino @ Oct. 08 2003,19:35)]on his path of flight, however, he encountered the great klyklopes, who ate several of his companions and then
was promoted to senior member
Postino
10-09-2003, 01:24
the now senior member klyklopes took his great
Efrem Da King
10-09-2003, 04:37
*wink*you know what*wink*
LeeJackson
10-09-2003, 05:43
basket
Efrem Da King
10-09-2003, 09:23
then
Snowhobbit
10-09-2003, 11:27
Went
Efrem Da King
10-09-2003, 14:20
to france
LittleGrizzly
10-09-2003, 14:46
to have as many f.....
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-09-2003, 17:23
...ancy pastries as decreed
LittleGrizzly
10-09-2003, 20:00
and to sh....
Postino
10-09-2003, 21:47
...uck oysters from
Efrem Da King
10-10-2003, 06:51
denmarks queen.
Snowhobbit
10-10-2003, 14:04
And then
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-10-2003, 17:01
DEAD
Snowhobbit
10-10-2003, 18:06
In
Sigurd
10-11-2003, 03:36
Sweden by
Snowhobbit
10-11-2003, 04:29
a saraceninfantry
Leet Eriksson
10-11-2003, 05:08
who
Snowhobbit
10-11-2003, 10:36
Jumped
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-11-2003, 11:27
Ship, as his ridiculous
Matt Deckard
10-11-2003, 11:28
weapon of
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-11-2003, 11:30
shocking and odd
Matt Deckard
10-11-2003, 11:35
anti-adam-ant-ness
Snowhobbit
10-11-2003, 14:01
flew
Matt Deckard
10-11-2003, 20:29
up t'north
Snowhobbit
10-11-2003, 21:04
and
Foreign Devil
10-11-2003, 21:36
decided
Snowhobbit
10-11-2003, 22:33
to go to
some_totalwar_dude
10-11-2003, 22:39
downstairs
Snowhobbit
10-11-2003, 22:44
and
Sigurd
10-12-2003, 05:51
shoot himself for posting single words in the 1 Word story
Snowhobbit
10-12-2003, 09:21
when
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-13-2003, 09:38
hordes of aggressive scousers
Snowhobbit
10-13-2003, 14:48
attacked
Sigurd
10-13-2003, 15:16
all patrons with immensely large sigs. (where is the sig nazi when he is needed?) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
LittleGrizzly
10-14-2003, 01:27
so sig nazi sorted this out by....
Teutonic Knight
10-14-2003, 02:35
whipping out a machine gun and saying "say hello to my little friend"
Monk
10-14-2003, 02:41
But suddenly a Monk appeared, and said

(Once again, i'm here in the 1 word story http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
TheSilverKnight
10-14-2003, 03:18
let's not shoot, but let's all hug
Monk
10-14-2003, 03:36
Therefore the sig nazi shot the Monk

( sorry, but it had to be done http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Snowhobbit
10-14-2003, 07:30
And the monk fell
TheSilverKnight
10-14-2003, 13:38
and hit his head and died
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-14-2003, 18:40
CRUSADE, yelled the vengeful Pope
TheSilverKnight
10-14-2003, 23:30
Aye" said the King of Scotland
Demon of Light
10-15-2003, 04:10
"Aye" said the King of England
Snowhobbit
10-15-2003, 07:24
Lets burn said the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire
Big King Sanctaphrax
10-15-2003, 07:49
And with banners flying