1 Word Story

[HawaiianHobbit]

then sell them

[JAG]

to hungry little..

[John86]

pine apple eating liberals

[Demon of Light]

of which I am a part.

[Leet Eriksson]

suddenly the president of....

[The_678]

the NRA

[ICantSpellDawg]

auto-erotically asphixiated

[The Wizard]

Come again?

[JAG]

said the increasingly lost...

[The Wizard]

Fidel Castro

http://www.tabakerka.dk/cigar_katalog_new/sigar_pict/stars/fidel_castro_1963.jpg

[Snowhobbit]

as he

[The Wizard]

smoked a salmon

[Snowhobbit]

but

[The Wizard]

it was tuna

[Snowhobbit]

He became furious

[JAG]

And deceided to invite the Russians..

[Snowhobbit]

to bomb australia

[HawaiianHobbit]

they said

[JAG]

what a waste of a good bomb (*ducks*) :p

[The_678]

intstead let's bomb...

[JAG]

every middle eastern country into submission untill they blindless follow our way of life, oh no wait thats bus..

[Snowhobbit]

so they bombeb Australia instead

[HawaiianHobbit]

and wasted a good bomb

[JAG]

which could have been used..

[Leet Eriksson]

the Australians

[JAG]

who like to play sport but are not as good as the English..

[Leet Eriksson]

in cricket

[JAG]

and rugby :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Demon of Light]

were bombed again by an angry

[JAG]

ant..

[HawaiianHobbit]

that was angry because

[makkyo]

of the bombings in Spain.

[JAG]

because

[LittleGrizzly]

it was his neighbouring ant colony who he

[JAG]

had recently found..

[The_678]

drowned

[LittleGrizzly]

so the wet unhappy ants blamed...

[The Wizard]

Joseph Stalin

[JAG]

because

[The Wizard]

well he was in the neighborhood

[LittleGrizzly]

so to get revnge they plotted

[makkyo]

to eat his

[John86]

seven toes, leaving only 10.

[The_Emperor]

but he sent them to the Gulag...

[Beirut]

while imprisoned, the ants found one hundred naked sexy womaen and

[John86]

a pineapple :)

[octavian]

sitting on

[JAG]

a naked hippopotamus....

[Snowhobbit]

so

[octavian]

they all went to

[thrashaholic]

bed

[Snowhobbit]

with

[the Black Prince]

the Org staff

[The Wizard]

seksay

[JAG]

said the

[The_678]

bed was

[Teutonic Knight]

being occupied by

[JAG]

a very fat YET strangely attractive ...

[Teutonic Knight]

Fidel Castro

http://www.tabakerka.dk/cigar_katalog_new/sigar_pict/stars/fidel_castro_1963.jpg

[JAG]

who light up another cigar and to everyones pleasure...

[Teutonic Knight]

told another story of

[LittleGrizzly]

bombing civilians

[octavian]

using

[bighairyman]

bombs http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif

[Duke Malcolm]

filled with cheese

[The Wizard]

so then our friendly neighborhood

[Duke Malcolm]

cheese harvesters

[Teutonic Knight]

proclaimed

[Snowhobbit]

that

[thrashaholic]

"neighborhood" was spelled incorrectly, and should be neighbourhood

[Snowhobbit]

so

[The Wizard]

the americans denounced that and bombed england instead

[JAG]

and thus

[The Wizard]

cheese became the new haute couture hotness

[octavian]

however, this only lasted for

[HawaiianHobbit]

10 minutes

[Teutonic Knight]

because that's as long as

[HawaiianHobbit]

the

[Teutonic Knight]

Spanish Prime Minister:

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040317/040317_zapatero_hmed_430a.h2.jpg

[octavian]

could have sex

[Teutonic Knight]

with his microphone

(way to be subtle there carsolan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[JAG]

as it had a life of its own and..

[The Wizard]

seksay

[Teutonic Knight]

"Spanish Ladies"

[JAG]

with hair in all the wrong places..

[The Wizard]

from andorra

[Teutonic Knight]

(I would post but I don't know the words to the song, so you may ignore this useless post that means nothing...)

[the Black Prince]

the PM decided that

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

he too wanted some 'microphone action' ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif )

[John86]

so they watched a football game. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ Mar. 28 2004,16:49)]he too wanted some 'microphone action' ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif )
(I'm afraid that too, was my invention so I'm gonna need you, in the future, to place © in front whenever you say "microphone action ©" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[JAG]

But no, not an ordinary football game..

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (JAG @ Mar. 28 2004,18:46)]But no, not an ordinary football game..
but an uber football game

[LittleGrizzly]

involving several types of katana's and 4 old men

[JAG]

who pissed themselves frequently..

[Teutonic Knight]

whilst heckling

[Snowhobbit]

a chicken

[The Wizard]

which was blue ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[Snowhobbit]

with green stripes

[The Wizard]

so the KFC colonel

[Snowhobbit]

killed

[The Wizard]

'n' grilled

[Teutonic Knight]

minority children, which caused

[thrashaholic]

a massive rise in obesity levels

[Teutonic Knight]

in nazis

[thrashaholic]

... cats

[Teutonic Knight]

food's

[thrashaholic]

source

[The Wizard]

of KFC

[Teutonic Knight]

's

[The Wizard]

sweet fried marinaded chicken mega bucket

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (The Wizard @ Mar. 29 2004,15:27)]sweet fried marinaded chicken mega bucket
which caused heart disease

[octavian]

in penguins all over antartica

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ Mar. 28 2004,16:16)]with his microphone

(way to be subtle there carsolan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
subtlety has always been my strong point http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif (ignore this post for story purposes)

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (carsolan @ Mar. 29 2004,15:48)]
Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ Mar. 28 2004,16:16)]with his microphone

(way to be subtle there carsolan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
subtlety has always been my strong point http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif (ignore this post for story purposes)
(I can tell http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[the Black Prince]

resulting in

[Teutonic Knight]

massive

[octavian]

worldwide

[Teutonic Knight]

super humongous

[HawaiianHobbit]

chickens

[Teutonic Knight]

who

[HawaiianHobbit]

tried to take over

[Teutonic Knight]

Mexico from the Mexican president, and his horse lover:

http://i.timeinc.net/time/poy2000/images/fox.jpg

[The_678]

the great...

[Teutonic Knight]

lover of horses

[HawaiianHobbit]

the Black Prince

[Demon of Light]

(Teutonic Knight is shot for speaking ill of Vicente Fox)

[Teutonic Knight]

(but then DOL realizes it was ok to speak ill of Vicente Fox because he's already made fun of every other president and their lovers)

[son of spam]

who made

[JAG]

spam

[bighairyman]

Bighairyman http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-zzz.gif

[Snowhobbit]

But that couldn't happen, so instead

[LittleGrizzly]

he made the worlds weakest....

[JAG]

bridge.

[LittleGrizzly]

and so to test it he want to mcdonalds and...

[JAG]

Found a single proportionally HUGE male and...

[Beirut]

rolled him across the bridge like a

[Snowhobbit]

cube

[JAG]

but before he could squeeze him through the end of the bridge it suddenly...

[The Wizard]

exploded

[Teutonic Knight]

like a can of expired Spam

[JAG]

how terrible.. :(

[LittleGrizzly]

said colin mcrae when asked to comment later that day

[The Wizard]

how his vehicle

[JAG]

got lost up the poor mans...

[thrashaholic]

creek

[JAG]

without a paddle..

[The Wizard]

nor a can of whup-ass

[HawaiianHobbit]

but he did have

[Teutonic Knight]

a really really really big

[Beirut]

plastic inflatable

[Teutonic Knight]

Samurai-ninja-fusion-of-doom

[Demon of Light]

Just what is a samurai-ninja-fusion of doom?

(Demon of Light still shoots Teutonic Knight for insulting Vicente Fox. Demon of Light is happy Vicente Fox is president and won't avoid shooting people who insult him. Besides, Demon of Light shoots people here. That was mandated by BigKingSanctaphrax about 200 pages ago)

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ Mar. 30 2004,18:47)]Just what is a samurai-ninja-fusion of doom?

(Demon of Light still shoots Teutonic Knight for insulting Vicente Fox. Demon of Light is happy Vicente Fox is president and won't avoid shooting people who insult him. Besides, Demon of Light shoots people here. That was mandated by BigKingSanctaphrax about 200 pages ago)
a patron of the forum and friend of BKS

(TK accepts his fate and takes the bullet for insulting the beloved Vicente Fox and his horse lover http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[Demon of Light]

(I know who Samurai-ninja-fusion of doom is. That was the next line in the thread.)

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ Mar. 30 2004,18:55)](I know who Samurai-ninja-fusion of doom is. That was the next line in the thread.)
(ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh d'oh)

you're correct you're tonight's jeopardy winner

[JAG]

weirdos...

[Demon of Light]

Who is

[Snowhobbit]

something

[LittleGrizzly]

in the house

[Snowhobbit]

was

[LittleGrizzly]

moving

[JAG]

*nice sentance lads - who is something in the house was moving*

Rubbish

[Duke Malcolm]

to

[JAG]

the

[Teutonic Knight]

local

(see what happens when I leave Brits in charge of the thread? It gets bad grammer, and it starts actually being relevant)

[The Wizard]

spam filter

(gotta get this thread back on track - or off it, whatever you want :p)

[Snowhobbit]

that

[JAG]

laughs at TK

[Snowhobbit]

because

[The Wizard]

he's a..

[Snowhobbit]

Knight

[Teutonic Knight]

P.I.W.P.

[Snowhobbit]

which stands for

[The Wizard]

Politically Inspired Washing Pants

[JAG]

which is wrong, but good none the less.

[The Wizard]

said the big bad ...

[Snowhobbit]

opossum

[JAG]

who

[The Wizard]

was called 'JAG'.

[Snowhobbit]

he

[Teutonic Knight]

exploded in a liberal fury

[The Wizard]

when his branch from which he was hanging

[JAG]

Was chopped down by a big business company.

[The Wizard]

my my

[JAG]

said,
The passer by.

[Teutonic Knight]

who, by chance, was Rush Limbaugh

[The Wizard]

actually, it was the capitalist pig

[Teutonic Knight]

who, despite rumors of his ruthlessness

[The Wizard]

was quite tender and juicy

[octavian]

especially when fried with

[The Wizard]

KFC

[octavian]

and

[JAG]

little marshmellows :(

[Demon of Light]

. Rush Limbaugh

[Snowhobbit]

in pink

[octavian]

is really manly

[JAG]

. However

[Snowhobbit]

that's a lie

[The Wizard]

said:

[LittleGrizzly]

micheal moore who also said

[JAG]

Buy my book.

[LittleGrizzly]

and watch my film

[JAG]

because I am

[The_678]

not a crook

[JAG]

but an inspiration to

[DemonArchangel]

to lesbian rights advocates

[octavian]

as well as

[Snowhobbit]

myself

[JAG]

and me.

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[LittleGrizzly]

i bring to you my latest book called...

[Teutonic Knight]

British Grammar: it's isn't not right

[Snowhobbit]

however

[The Wizard]

mmm pie.

[Teutonic Knight]

said a really weird looking

[Snowhobbit]

thingy

[octavian]

that also looked remarkably like micheal jackson in the year 2021....... (i have a pic somewhere, but i cant find it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif )

[octavian]

http://post.extremus.net/photopost7/data/504/1089542.jpg

[Snowhobbit]

he said (one post at a time... let one person post before you do it again... Unwritten rule...)

[octavian]

["there we are" was about my finding that picture] i deleted it to prevent further confusion, i am well aware of that rule from other "one word stories" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[LittleGrizzly]

im going to sing you a song

[The_678]

about

[octavian]

me, myself and i

[Snowhobbit]

and an orange

[The_678]

that was purple

[LittleGrizzly]

and tasted like a banana

[The_678]

peel

[Snowhobbit]

with

[The Wizard]

cucumber

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[JAG]

. Blah Blah Blah said the hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...

[Snowhobbit]

But

[Kaiser of Arabia]

La Cosa Nostra

[Duke Malcolm]

disagreed

[JAG]

indeed

[The Wizard]

said the capitalist pig

[Snowhobbit]

with

[JAG]

15 million tucked into his pockets..

[The Wizard]

stolen from little kids in Malaysia making sneakers

[JAG]

which is just another example of the hypocracy which is big business in the US.

[The_678]

.So a retarded midget....

[Snowhobbit]

killed the whole US

[The Wizard]

with the help of the KFC colonel

[JAG]

and his chicken friends.

[Lazul]

gha screamed bush

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

I am going on holiday at this time of national crisis

[LittleGrizzly]

ill holiday with the saudi's they'll love that he said

[JAG]

"A nice vacation to see how the place works before I turn it into an enemy is the best approach," he said.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Then choked on a pretzel.