1 Word Story

[The Wizard]

custard

[Snowhobbit]

so they did

[The Wizard]

and the pact was made

[Snowhobbit]

between

[The Wizard]

burger king and wendy's

[Snowhobbit]

they destroeyd

[The Wizard]

the local target

[Snowhobbit]

named

[The Wizard]

barney

[Snowhobbit]

granite

[The Wizard]

. fred flinstone was

[Snowhobbit]

very happy

[HawaiianHobbit]

because

[Snowhobbit]

they

[The Wizard]

in love

[Snowhobbit]

did

[The Wizard]

make bad grammatical mistakes

[Snowhobbit]

so instead

[HawaiianHobbit]

they

[Snowhobbit]

nuked australia

[HawaiianHobbit]

because

[Snowhobbit]

they were drunk

[HawaiianHobbit]

on

[The Wizard]

of rum

[Snowhobbit]

then

[HawaiianHobbit]

they shot

[Snowhobbit]

themselves

[HawaiianHobbit]

with

[Snowhobbit]

a herring

[HawaiianHobbit]

sandwhich

[Snowhobbit]

then

[HawaiianHobbit]

ate it

[Snowhobbit]

so

[Leet Eriksson]

Snowhobbit

[HawaiianHobbit]

that

[Snowhobbit]

bright young man

[HawaiianHobbit]

said

[Snowhobbit]

Hi, my name is Snowhobbit

[HawaiianHobbit]

faisal replied

[Snowhobbit]

Hi snowhobbit, my name is Faisal

[HawaiianHobbit]

then

[Snowhobbit]

something else happend

[HawaiianHobbit]

to

[Snowhobbit]

The newer hobbit

[HawaiianHobbit]

, he made this his 400th post

[Snowhobbit]

and

[HawaiianHobbit]

then

[Snowhobbit]

he

[HawaiianHobbit]

went

[Snowhobbit]

to

[HawaiianHobbit]

the

[Snowhobbit]

zoo

[HawaiianHobbit]

and got attacked

[Snowhobbit]

by a duck

[HawaiianHobbit]

that was mad because

[Snowhobbit]

it didn\t like bread

[HawaiianHobbit]

but

[Snowhobbit]

did like

[HawaiianHobbit]

tacos

[Leet Eriksson]

and

[The Wizard]

not coke

[Leet Eriksson]

but

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

pain

[Demon of Light]

. The masochist duck

[Tricky Lady]

rolled his eyes and

[son of spam]

shot himself

[Demon of Light]

5 times

[Leet Eriksson]

before he

[LittleGrizzly]

stabbed himself repeatidly

[Leet Eriksson]

with

[Demon of Light]

a golf club

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

spewed bile

[The Wizard]

like

[JAG]

a big fat

[The Wizard]

gerbil

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

-muffin hybrid

[The Wizard]

which was so scary that

[JAG]

it couldnt

[The Wizard]

make social connections.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

So it never got invited

[JAG]

To the big rally against

[Axeknight]

everything.

[Snowhobbit]

Instead

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

he absorbed

[Snowhobbit]

himself

[LittleGrizzly]

into a

[Snowhobbit]

tree

[The Wizard]

. the tree was chopped into

[Snowhobbit]

bigger pieces

[John86]

which looked like a

[Snowhobbit]

nut

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

from south

[Snowhobbit]

of

[Axeknight]

the equater

[Snowhobbit]

in

[The Wizard]

swaziland

[Snowhobbit]

they

[redrooster]

circumcise

[VikingHorde]

rats

[The Wizard]

wearing special...

[Snowhobbit]

mittens

[Axeknight]

made of

[Snowhobbit]

kittens

[Axeknight]

who were all

[The Wizard]

bitten's

[Snowhobbit]

with

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

erm...littens? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-confused.gif

[Snowhobbit]

now

[JAG]

stop rhyming

[Snowhobbit]

JAG said

[Axeknight]

whilst

[Snowhobbit]

bashing republicans

[Axeknight]

with a

[Snowhobbit]

hammer

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

to fall

[Snowhobbit]

on

[The Wizard]

me ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-blush.gif )

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and my good

[JAG]

Hand

[octavian]

. this was all pointless, however, because

[King Azzole]

this thread is gay

edit: sorry was perfect place to put it ^ LOL

[octavian]

however, upon hearing such sacriligious talk, all the one word story contributors promptly

[Leet Eriksson]

kicked King Azzole's...

[Snowhobbit]

nuts all the way to mars, were they

[Leet Eriksson]

belonged

[JAG]

took him to a place that did not discredit and treat gay people as an insult.

[Snowhobbit]

It was called

[The Wizard]

nutty

[JAG]

earth

[Tricky Lady]

as

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

fruity Earth

[son of spam]

was already filled with queers

[The Wizard]

and naughty

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

bananas

[VikingHorde]

who

[The Wizard]

liked chiquita chicas

[son of spam]

and ate

[VikingHorde]

dogs

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with fatty

[Teutonic Knight]

biscuits (doggy buscuits that is http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[makkyo]

Then all of the Chineese cryed at reading this because

[Demon of Light]

(BigKingSanctaphrax leads Snowhobbit by only 24 posts)

[octavian]

which is quite amazing

[JAG]

not

[Demon of Light]

at all

[Somebody Else]

unlike

[Demon of Light]

the

[Snowhobbit]

planet

[Somebody Else]

Ned

[Tricky Lady]

where

[The Wizard]

bananas frolick around in all their KFC-free nutty wonder and happiness

[VikingHorde]

work

[makkyo]

for minimum wage

[octavian]

in

[Tricky Lady]

a fierce

[makkyo]

dance off "you got served"

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

This Sensational

[JAG]

moving

[Sjakihata]

black

[JAG]

thing

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

collapsed

[octavian]

under

[JAG]

the weight

[octavian]

of jags liberal agenda

[HawaiianHobbit]

and died

[octavian]

. which was really too bad, because

[Somebody Else]

the only hope for

[octavian]

somebody else

[Snowhobbit]

was

[Demon of Light]

JAG's liberal agenda

[Snowhobbit]

that would

[Demon of Light]

redefine

[Leet Eriksson]

the meaning

[Snowhobbit]

of life

[Wishazu]

before

[Leet Eriksson]

he consumed

[Snowhobbit]

the republicans

[son of spam]

who immediately

[The Wizard]

worhshipped capitalism.

[Wishazu]

without

[Snowhobbit]

thought

[Tricky Lady]

he hurried to

[Snowhobbit]

an airport

[Axeknight]

and flew to

[Snowhobbit]

USA

[JAG]

where he said woohoo

[Snowhobbit]

TIMMY

[JAG]

and JIMMY

[Snowhobbit]

CRIPPLE FIGHT

[Tricky Lady]

But luckily

[Snowhobbit]

the fight got

[Leet Eriksson]

crippled

[JAG]

by a big sumo wrestler called BOB

[Snowhobbit]

who liked pie

[Tricky Lady]

filled with

[Snowhobbit]

more pie

[The Wizard]

and some apple, cinnamon, sugar, and more yummy stuff like

[Tricky Lady]

. It was a pity but the pie

[Snowhobbit]

was eaten

[The Wizard]

by me.

[Leet Eriksson]

but the pie is actually choked full of

[The Wizard]

the normal ingredients of an apple pie

[Leet Eriksson]

but the apples were

[The Wizard]

quite spammy

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with tasty

[JAG]

little pieces

[Leet Eriksson]

of burnt

[Axeknight]

spam, which tasted

[son of spam]

like chicken

[Leet Eriksson]

and raw

[son of spam]

horsemeat

(yay the first one word contribution to the one word story in quite a while oh...damn I just ruined it, must... stop...talking http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )

[Demon of Light]

that

[Demon of Light]

(that's how it's done, son of spam)

[Snowhobbit]

was rotten

[Leet Eriksson]

spoiled

[Teutonic Knight]

mushroom ballet

[VikingHorde]

and

[Sjakihata]

stinky egg.

[Axeknight]

As a consequence,

[The Black Ship]

No.

Wait.

That was me.. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-embarassed.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

said unfortunate

[The Wizard]

commies

[Axeknight]

as they pressed the button,

[Leet Eriksson]

like

[The_678]

an

[Teutonic Knight]

aardvark's

[makkyo]

buttocks

[son of spam]

that

[octavian]

was covered in

[son of spam]

yellow

[Snowhobbit]

oranges

[Leet Eriksson]

and blue..

[Snowhobbit]

pineapples

[Leet Eriksson]

that the mexican president loved to..

[JAG]

eat, love and rub at the same time

[Sjakihata]

Meanwhile, however, in a flithy basement

[JAG]

The secret right wing convention

[Snowhobbit]

decided

[Leet Eriksson]

to annihilate

[Axeknight]

everything, so they could

[Sjakihata]

impose their evil capitalist/imperialist agenda on

[Axeknight]

JAG.

[Snowhobbit]

JAG

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

denied

[Leet Eriksson]

that he was a...

[Snowhobbit]

republican

[JAG]

because he was too sensible http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[Sjakihata]

Thus JAG ruined the plan of the filthy right-wingers and

[Leet Eriksson]

annihilated them