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was decimated as they attempted to liberate their horses
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:03
destroy (will stop at a 100 posts ok)
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:04
1000 posts
but thei horses said no we fart on thee mongols, descendant s of frogs
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:05
Mongols were cool Smitty Werbanmanjensen
and the horses kiked up a furor and Mongol Warriors were strewn back
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:06
Spongebob Squarepants
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:07
And the Mongols killed all
into their beds drenched in wine and the scent of
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:08
5 more
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:08
4 more
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:09
3 more
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:10
2 more
thats alot of males in his bed
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:11
100 posts woohoo (I have no idea why I am chearing)
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 02:14
Elfantdestroysmittyexepack
the mongols were much happier in their bed with their harlots
Rob The Bastard
03-29-2003, 02:19
The score thus far...
andy119 289
Dramicus 165
SeljukSinan 153
Skomatth 143
Demon of Light 84
Big King Sanctaphrax 84
The Sword Of Storms 75
Sigurd Fafnesbane 74
Postino 69
Alrowan 66
Kongamato 56
MongolWarrior 43
theKyl 39
LittleGrizzly 39
Gaius Julius 39
_Martyr_ 36
Ser Clegane 35
MonkeyMan 34
Teutonic Knight 30
bosdur 26
Zen_Blade 25
chilliwilli 24
Marco 24
Xicote 24
71-hour Ahmed 24
Brutal DLX 22
faisal 21
Stormer 20
Monk 19
Heraclius 18
daveinkorea 18
Mithrandir 16
redrooster 16
Negative 15
Elwe 10
AggonyShim2 9
Muneyoshi 8
mist 8
Knight_Yellow 8
Jacque Schtrapp 8
Aleborg 7
MacGregor 6
Exile 6
Papewaio 6
TuffStuffMcGruff 6
LordTed 5
ErikJansen 5
Swoosh So 4
DojoRat 4
DemonArchangel 4
Hosakawa Tito 3
Jabberwock 3
Wellington 2
Whitey 2
Dune 2
Major Robert Dump 2
Jango Fett 2
pr Fire 2
Rosacrux 2
Efrem Da King 2
LRossaLordJimi 2
Lord Romulous 2
Tera 2
Sjakihata Akechi 2
Rob The Bastard 2
hrvojej 2
TomThumbKOP 1
Krasturak 1
baz 1
LordMonarch 1
Foreign Devil 1
ShinKamiizumi 1
Shiro 1
tootee 1
Brother Derfel 1
james 1
solypsist 1
spiffy_scimitar 1
rasoforos 1
Knight of the Order 1
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe 1
A.Saturnus 1
NagatsukaShumi 1
The Black Ship 1
Magyar Khan 1
Kraellin 1
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
top of the spam pile yeeeeeeeeeha
LOL Big Brother is watching and keeping count http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
is nothing to do with the amount of spam
but with the amount of bam
enjoying the flight to french Polynesia
champagne over the Pacific
like an albatross http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
over the costline, crossing onto the atolls, the crystal clear water
beautiful he tought to himself as he could not believe he was really there
looking up at the clear blue sky
shorts, sipping mango juice
floats by ..the water is welcoming but the sharks make your hair stand http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
and sees all kinds of colors around him
the sharks don't seem to mind the hman presence well fed on tuna as they are http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
lol (we both wrote the same thing)
frollocked freely in the forrest neer kenchi castle
EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK
MMMMmmMmMMmMMOOoOoOoOOOooooooOOooOoOOoooooooo
frollocking in his frock http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif ahahahaa
wondering why on earth he wanted to be a girl http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
baz shouted i am a pimp dady
but then he drew his sword and decided
thats better http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
Dramicus
03-29-2003, 03:00
things which look like something from yellow's...
i like him like a hole in the head
be free of that garbage image which lacks any individuality and is completely uniform he will feel glee and spasm with
muahhahaa this will be a delightfully
Demon of Light
03-29-2003, 03:09
the righteous glow that comes with
the auto-spamalator http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
raced to the finish line as the spam thread
NO it was regenerating itself like those truly intellectual debates
in the infamous tavern of the org where endless
overflows from the tap in rivers of
spam http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
but enuf is enuf no more senseless
spam for andy oh no hes become
the God of avatars ...the floor is yours
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif Id like to thank my clan, the foyer every 1 i know. My 56k modem and my isp, Shahed aka sinan without u all this spam couldnt have happened and the same goes for u sko http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
np mate http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
but Andy now looks like Baz ?????? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
lol now he's a Saracen like me lmao
That's a good one Andy
gah no South Asian avatars ugh http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Hmm a nice one of a Mughal warrior i'd appreciate ... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif dont mess with me ill set my avatar on u
but this will do nicely too. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
AggonyShim2
03-29-2003, 06:38
said
hi to KAS http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif and mooned Shim
Walking along the beach again
lit up a cig, good Gauloises blond
pulling slowly on the smoke felt
my favorite cigarettes
http://vdb.jikos.cz/photowww/macro/gauloises_prev.jpg
reflected on the subtle waves
for all that was accomplished.
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 14:32
now youre the spammer so
MongolWarrior
03-29-2003, 14:32
his
LOL no the king of all spammers isssssssss :
The score thus far...
andy119 289
Dramicus 165
SeljukSinan 153
Skomatth 143
Demon of Light 84
Big King Sanctaphrax 84
The Sword Of Storms 75
Sigurd Fafnesbane 74
Postino 69
Alrowan 66
Kongamato 56
MongolWarrior 43
theKyl 39
LittleGrizzly 39
Gaius Julius 39
_Martyr_ 36
Ser Clegane 35
MonkeyMan 34
Teutonic Knight 30
bosdur 26
Zen_Blade 25
chilliwilli 24
Marco 24
Xicote 24
71-hour Ahmed 24
Brutal DLX 22
faisal 21
Stormer 20
Monk 19
Heraclius 18
daveinkorea 18
Mithrandir 16
redrooster 16
Negative 15
Elwe 10
AggonyShim2 9
Muneyoshi 8
mist 8
Knight_Yellow 8
Jacque Schtrapp 8
Aleborg 7
MacGregor 6
Exile 6
Papewaio 6
TuffStuffMcGruff 6
LordTed 5
ErikJansen 5
Swoosh So 4
DojoRat 4
DemonArchangel 4
Hosakawa Tito 3
Jabberwock 3
Wellington 2
Whitey 2
Dune 2
Major Robert Dump 2
Jango Fett 2
pr Fire 2
Rosacrux 2
Efrem Da King 2
LRossaLordJimi 2
Lord Romulous 2
Tera 2
Sjakihata Akechi 2
Rob The Bastard 2
hrvojej 2
TomThumbKOP 1
Krasturak 1
baz 1
LordMonarch 1
Foreign Devil 1
ShinKamiizumi 1
Shiro 1
tootee 1
Brother Derfel 1
james 1
solypsist 1
spiffy_scimitar 1
rasoforos 1
Knight of the Order 1
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe 1
A.Saturnus 1
NagatsukaShumi 1
The Black Ship 1
Magyar Khan 1
Kraellin 1
Kyl let's go MTW ???
Quote[/b] (SeljukSinan @ Mar. 30 2003,00:15)]lunchomunchon
I challenge your word to a dictionary test… http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
LOL
lunchomunchon: to eat like a pig...to pig out
lunch-0-munch-on
lunchomunchon: Like Norsemen you know.... eating a whole elk for breakfast http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
riiiigghhtt... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
LOLOL
Actually elk is very good I really like the Norse deer too.
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
specially with someof that spirit...ac..forgot the name remember the taste yuuuuum http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
errr what does this mean u did'nt say:
inescutcheon
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
aaaaaaaaahhhhhh and slamon with some paappar sauce....i'm hungry http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif
Quote[/b] (SeljukSinan @ Mar. 30 2003,00:37)]inescutcheon
(it is a part of your heart(shield))
is eating Sacher cake from hotel Sacher in Vienna ttthhe original ooonee
starting again...
in the beggining the world was without form, so god said
"Let there be SPAM", and there was... and he saw that it was good......
and called it the first week
Heraclius
03-29-2003, 17:56
God created the spamalope and all the other hooved creatures and he said it was good
Heraclius
03-29-2003, 18:22
but he found his work was not quite done and after a refreshing breakfast of spamapotamus decided to.......
SeveredSoul
03-29-2003, 19:32
sleep *YAWN*
Brother Derfel
03-29-2003, 19:56
on a train
ErikJansen
03-29-2003, 20:27
Quote[/b] (SeljukSinan @ Mar. 29 2003,09:30)]lunchomunchon: Like Norsemen you know.... eating a whole elk for breakfast http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
Right you think I'm a barbarian ya? Its not funny you know, everyone tells us we do things like that and have 7Bear7Polars walking in our streets.
Apologise Sinan or I will never let you be the Pope in an All20 game I host http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
huh ???
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
Skomatth
03-29-2003, 22:16
Mexico
Skomatth
03-29-2003, 22:28
home of
Stormer http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Skomatth
03-29-2003, 23:21
and
Skomatth
03-29-2003, 23:26
and
some_totalwar_dude
03-29-2003, 23:43
a Teletubie http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
some_totalwar_dude
03-29-2003, 23:53
bought him
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-30-2003, 00:16
a potato
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 00:19
so
(wow this is a great way to pump up my post total http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-30-2003, 00:22
SPAM He intends to spam Get him http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 00:29
No just joking, I'm doing this out of "love" for
the 1 Word Story tread...
pfffmmMMWHAHAHAHA....
now I only have to convince myself of it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
the belgian port of Antwerp
daily (*shoots totalwar_dude for spamming http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif*)
something that should at least sound like a story
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 00:41
evidence that TheKyl shot some_totalwar_dude
considering the amount of trade that goes through
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 00:46
revolted against there masters
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-30-2003, 00:50
and set up a Papacracy
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 00:58
batman, spiderman and a monkey
get on top of the KBL building
get on top of the KB building
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-30-2003, 01:04
and flash passers by
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 01:05
But SeljukSinan posted twice so
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
so I shoot some_totalwar_dude for hinting at my m8 sinan http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
some_totalwar_dude
03-30-2003, 01:13
But I whas already dead http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif wait wy don't make a story about ourselfs )
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-30-2003, 01:25
What happened to DoL? He was the official executioner. I even deputised him myself.
Demon of Light
03-30-2003, 05:36
(The only illegal things to do here that I know of are saying "soly" and "mithrandir"[shoots self for saying forbidden names]. I hereby declare executions illegal and shoot TheKyl for shooting some_totalwar_dude. Then i shoot myself for shooting TheKyl)
Demon of Light
03-30-2003, 05:38
(Demon of Light shoots self for shooting self for shooting The Kyl)
Demon of Light
03-30-2003, 05:40
(Demon of Light shoots self for... uhhh...I think I created a perpetual motion machine. I'll shoot myself anyways)
Demon of Light
03-30-2003, 05:41
(Demon of Light...[take a guess. What might I be doing now?])
Skomatth
03-30-2003, 06:09
Corn
musterd http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 12:03
Spam a whole lot
ErikJansen
03-30-2003, 12:03
However....
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