1 Word Story

[andy119]

and tea

[Shahed]

with shortbread

[andy119]

with chocolate coating from

[Shahed]

Chad

[andy119]

which is a paper from mansfeild which isnt a very nice place because the football team

[Shahed]

has andy119 as attacker http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif

[Skomatth]

and sko who only can play one man webley or whatever its called

[andy119]

lol skos poor at one man wembley coz he cant

[Shahed]

juggle between Pam

[andy119]

who are his

[Shahed]

loyal concubines

[Skomatth]

serving him everynight by

[andy119]

and otherwise known as

[Shahed]

with

[andy119]

Luke skywalkers mom

[Shahed]

and Jango

[Jango Fett]

heh use the force http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif

[andy119]

laying in a

[Shahed]

barn

[andy119]

with plenty of

[Shahed]

strawberries

[Skomatth]

which they ate off eachother

[andy119]

and cream

[Shahed]

smooth

[Skomatth]

which they also ate off eachother

[Jango Fett]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif what the fuck u lookin at punk http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif

[andy119]

he said to

[Shahed]

filled with chocolate mousse

[andy119]

till he couldnt

[Skomatth]

get an

[Shahed]

eat any more but Alro

[andy119]

eventually he puked up a brown sticky

[Demon of Light]

incoherant sentence.

[andy119]

followed by another

[Dramicus]

giant

[Negative]

ferret

[andy119]

with brown spots and a very nice

[Marco]

dimple on its forehead thats

[Dramicus]

moldy

[Sigurd]

and

[Dramicus]

saggy

[andy119]

it sagged so low it touched the

[Dramicus]

top of

[andy119]

his

[Marco]

giant furry

[Dramicus]

wrinkly

[Zen Blade]

eye.

-Zen Blade

[Zen Blade]

The

[Zen Blade]

woman

[Zen Blade]

had

[Zen Blade]

often

[Zen Blade]

been

[Zen Blade]

mistaken

[Zen Blade]

for

[Zen Blade]

an

[Zen Blade]

old

[Zen Blade]

lady,

[Zen Blade]

but

[Zen Blade]

OH

[Zen Blade]

wait

[Zen Blade]

that's

[Zen Blade]

a

[Zen Blade]

completely

[Zen Blade]

different

[Zen Blade]

story.

[Zen Blade]

(back to the real one)

Rigan

[Zen Blade]

was

[Zen Blade]

what

[Zen Blade]

they

[Zen Blade]

called

[Zen Blade]

him.


-Zen Blade

[chilliwilli]

They

[Dramicus]

ok, now there is friendly spaming and then there is shameless abuse...

where do you fall in? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[chilliwilli]

Quote[/b] (Dramicus @ Mar. 14 2003,18:29)]ok, now there is friendly spaming and then there is shameless abuse...

where do you fall in? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
I'd go with shameless abuse, but he is a wise man, so we can cut him some slack.

[Dramicus]

like

[Dramicus]

to

[Dramicus]

eat

[Dramicus]

giant

[Dramicus]

cheese

[Dramicus]

monkies

[Dramicus]

who

[Dramicus]

dance

[Dramicus]

with

[Dramicus]

Elton

[Dramicus]

John

[Dramicus]

"I

[Dramicus]

need

[Dramicus]

only

[Dramicus]

60

[Dramicus]

more

[Dramicus]

posts"

[Dramicus]

said

[Dramicus]

Elton

[Dramicus]

John.

[chilliwilli]

Thats

[chilliwilli]

when

[chilliwilli]

Dramicus

[chilliwilli]

was

[chilliwilli]

struck

[Dramicus]

eating

[chilliwilli]

with

[Dramicus]

Spanky Jones

[Dramicus]

who

[Dramicus]

then

[Marco]

said 'consequative postings takes away the unpredictability of this thread' so http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[MacGregor]

make

[MacGregor]

it

[MacGregor]

stop

[Rob The Bastard]

No Problem

[Sigurd]

In a galaxy...

[chilliwilli]

far, far away

[Alrowan]

STAR WARS

[Lord Of Storms]

http://138.121.52.29/ups/DeNiro/jawa.gifJawas...

[Gaius Julius]

and wookies

[Dramicus]

were

[Heraclius]

chewing the eyeballs

[Dramicus]

off of

[Heraclius]

those little people with the eyeball stalks

[Devastatin Dave]

and eating SPAM

[Heraclius]

which tastes delicious and makes people dukes in seven posts (hehe)

[Kongamato]

Duke level begins at 325 posts.

[Postino]

however the goal is 500...

[Sigurd]

because then...

[Alrowan]

once dukedom is reached

[Dramicus]

one can reach for 500 where...

[Ser Clegane]

nifty

[Dramicus]

portrates become...

[Heraclius]

custom made (325 god dammit I've got a lot of spamming to do) and

[Dramicus]

Dramicus only has 39 posts left...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

frankfurters

[Dramicus]

has

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

tasted

[Dramicus]

like

[LordTed]

a vegetable salesperson

[Ser Clegane]

wearing

[Shahed]

GOD DRAMICUS

PLEASE STOP SPAMMING

[Dramicus]

what? I did... a while ago...

those were all just posted in a small timeframe...

It looks bigger than it is..;. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

blankets

[andy119]

and

[Shahed]

It wasn't me

[Dramicus]

screamed Dramicus

[andy119]

as sinan gripped him by his

[Shahed]

spam http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Dramicus]

his flabby spam... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Heraclius]

and his even flabbier spam which

[Dramicus]

bounced like Pam Anderson's...

[Heraclius]

hair doo http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif and say "Dramicus do you post in any other threads?" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Alrowan]

and he replied "no" so

[Heraclius]

Dramicus then decided to....

[Demon of Light]

to let the English Empire crumble.

[Lord Of Storms]

So they told him...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Weak%20Link.gif

[Demon of Light]

(57 pages, 1401 posts. When will the madness end?)

[theKyl]

NO Instead, little Joey was walking over the street when...

[theKyl]

his grandmother

[LittleGrizzly]

jumped him and demanded all his money to which joey said

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

"appease me"

[Dramicus]

lol

[andy119]

to which his grandmother replied

[Ser Clegane]

"no dessert for you today"

[andy119]

joey decided hed had enough and

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Nunchucked the old woman, Bruce Lee-style.

[andy119]

grandma fell to the floor in

[Brother Derfel]

a state of philosophical anguish

[hrvojej]

about the essence of being and the essence of essence

[Dramicus]

all of a sudden...

[Sigurd]

Spiderman

[Demon of Light]

beat the snot out of Joey

[Lord Of Storms]

http://members.fortunecity.com/bbsmilies/brucelee.gifhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Samurai.gifJust then bruce and an unknown assailant jumped in the fight

[Dramicus]

then suddenly a giant, flaming chimp burst out of some nearby trees...

[LittleGrizzly]

and then as if out of nowhere a cat jumped and took the flaming chimp out mid-air and grinded him down towards joey

[Postino]

...but joey doged the flaming chimp with a handstand, and promptly round-housed both Bruce and the unknown assailant in the jaw.

[Heraclius]

when guess who should enter the fray but.....

[LittleGrizzly]

the cats girlfriend in a robotic suit

[Heraclius]

who said hmmmm my spammy sense is tingling and then......

[LittleGrizzly]

shot joey with his phaser but joey blocked the shot with his light saber then..

[Heraclius]

(joey who the hell is joey?)

[Sigurd]

Spiderman http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Postino]

got out his spam and the cat, cats girlfreind, the flaming monkey, bruce, the unknown assailant, the nearby trees and joey all

[Ser Clegane]

stood frozen

[MonkeyMan]

To a

[Postino]

a the floor,

[Lord Of Storms]

http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Southpark.gifLittle Joey farted unfreezing them all...

[Devastatin Dave]

and gives oral sex

[MonkeyMan]

every tuesday night to..

[Devastatin Dave]

Tony Blaire...

[LittleGrizzly]

who is a close relative to tony blair

[MonkeyMan]

.Every wednesday http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Southpark.gif liked to...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

pass U.N. resolutions

[LittleGrizzly]

which carried on for 20 years

[theKyl]

though they

[andy119]

Dont mean anything http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

[Postino]

tony, joey and stan just pass farts in the UN, much like

[LordTed]

a vegeatable sales person

[Postino]

trying to sell bananna's to a dominican.

[andy119]

who grows his own....

[Dramicus]

then the Flaming chimp

[theKyl]

spammed

[andy119]

his way into the spam record books because he

[Jacque Schtrapp]

writes GWB's speeches

[Dramicus]

which

[Jacque Schtrapp]

bore the masses

[Lord Of Storms]

And the Frenchhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/ROFL.gif

[Kongamato]

And declare that this thread must be closed within 48 hours or else

[Marco]

the US bombs the Org

[Gaius Julius]

except Canadian members. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Sigurd]

Chapter II: The invasion.

[Postino]

in the land of

[Brutal DLX]

Knee, from whence the morons came,

[MacGregor]

lived an Evil Evil Dictator

[Sigurd]

His reputation for

[Lord Of Storms]

Eating pickled possum feet...

[MonkeyMan]

was little in comparison to other foul deeds. For the evil Alrowan had released into the world a great evil. This was a beast of pure spam and it grew and grew threatening to consume the entire beautiful world of .orgland. It started as an amusing small thing but had quickly grown into an all consuming creature of evil. 'Who will save us' cried the poor inhabitants of .orgland....

[MacGregor]

in swooped Superman

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

in his traditional(and natty)spandex suit

[Krasturak]

Quote[/b] (Brutal DLX @ Mar. 18 2003,08:06)]Knee, from whence the morons came,
Gah

It's spelt 'Gni'

Gah

[theKyl]

but this time colored in brown and white .orgland camo.

[andy119]

meant he blended well with his surroundings

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with .orgland external underwear in the same colours

[theKyl]

it wasn't that remarkably that he couldn't bear the...erm..pressure anymore and ..... made his beautiful .orgland underwear dirty.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

embarrased at having soiled himself, Superman

[Dramicus]

exploded as a tactical nuke made of kryptonite detonated within his "undies" http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[71-hour Ahmed]

and narrowly missed taking out soly

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and his girls http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[theKyl]

his pretty girls

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

his really, really hot girls http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[71-hour Ahmed]

who found themselves being eyed up by the org hordes

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Led by the powerful moderator Khans

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Whoo 60 pages

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and equipped with deadly compound posts.

[andy119]

capable of

[Demon of Light]

(71-hour Ahmed belatedly shot for saying "soly".)

[Demon of Light]

(Demon of Light also shot for saying "soly")

[theKyl]

(One month or two and we will have 10000 replies)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Killing a Yak at 200 paces

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with mind bullets(I made count Thankyou topic 'o spam&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Demon of Light]

(Demon of Light shot yet again for saying sol...umm, uhhh. You know. That forbidden name)

[theKyl]

Zitat[/b] (71-hour Ahmed @ Mär. 18 2003,15:43)]who found themselves being eyed up by the org hordes
and enourmous so-called "spam-cannons" that

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

sang Monty Python songs all day. "spam spam spam spam..."

[theKyl]

The songs drive all .orgland enemies mad.

[Postino]

and so the line of battle was drawn, with the spam hordes of Gni on the right and the .orglanders on the left. the first

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

menhir

[andy119]

of

[71-hour Ahmed]

doom, being an artillery weapon, hit the leader of the spam-knights that say "Soly"


(I know its a bit big, but I wanted to say it a lot, sorry)

edit: to fit in better with previous

[andy119]

resulting in

[Stormer]

xtreme

[theKyl]

massrouts

[Demon of Light]

of the .orgland forces.

[Postino]

but soly rallied his pretty, really hot chicks and

[postino ducks]

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the enemy collapsed, drooling.(why can't we mention Soly?)

[Marco]

The evil Gni forces regrouped and spammed the girls