1 Word Story

[MonkeyMan]

spam flavoured liquor

[some_totalwar_dude]

exploded

[some_totalwar_dude]

and out of the explosion

[some_totalwar_dude]

a frog formed.

[some_totalwar_dude]

that ate the wench behind the bar

[LittleGrizzly]

but not before consuming several beverages which

[Shahed]

made

[Shahed]

him

[Shahed]

drunk http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif

[Shahed]

*buuurp* http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif but now

[Shahed]

there was no wench

[Shahed]

so he walked

[Shahed]

to the

[Shahed]

next whiskey bar

[Shahed]

and then to

[Shahed]

the next whiskey bar

[Shahed]

now he wuz tired of

[Shahed]

so he hopped

[Shahed]

to

[Shahed]

and he hopped

[Shahed]

and hopped

[Shahed]

and hopping and

[Shahed]

he

[Shahed]

arrived

[Shahed]

in

[Shahed]

the home

[Shahed]

of whisky

[Shahed]

SCOTLAND

http://www.scotchwhisky.com/images/regmap.gif

[Shahed]

now a new round started

[Stormer]

BONNIE

[Shahed]

the MaCallan

http://www.scotchwhisky.com/latest/mc_granreserva.jpg

***yummmm***

[Stormer]

Scotland

[Stormer]

IS


shashed i be going to cinema soon so cya tongight

[Shahed]

then the outrageous, audacious, yet silky 60 year Peter Blake http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

http://www.scotchwhisky.com/latest/mac_60_blake.jpg

[Stormer]

u alcholic shashed

[Shahed]

and the http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif Balvenie Cask 191, just look at the color http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

http://www.balvenie.com/img/bottles/cask_191_bottle.jpg

[Stormer]

*cough* sad

[Shahed]

only 83

[Shahed]

bottles of

[Shahed]

this masterpiece

[Shahed]

were ever

[Shahed]

produced.

[Shahed]

and the frog sipped intently as he recalled:


the Malt Master, David Stewart

Nose ~ Complex, intense with toffee, marzipan, sweet oak, raisins and nuts.

Taste ~ astonishing depth of flavour, developing from butterscotch to clover honey, liquorice and chocolate - elegantly balanced with drying oak and spice.

[Shahed]

Quote[/b] (Stormer @ April 01 2003,16:08)]*cough* sad
umm not really mate, more like delicious, sublime. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Stormer]

only 83 cause it tasted of rats piss http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Stormer]

this topic is only for me and u it seems http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Shahed]

LOL

The music is nothing if the audience is deaf.

[Shahed]

Where are the Scots when their nation is under attack.

Calling whiskey rat's piss is akin to a declaration o WAR http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pissed.gif

Make ready for the highlanders assualt

[Shahed]

Just kidding Dicky http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Alrowan]

anyway..

whisky and spam is not a good meal, so instead

[Shahed]

let's go for sushi & sake http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif

[Alrowan]

something i have never tried, but

[Alrowan]

might well do when

[Shahed]

you go out with your Japanese girl, she will make you do it...very nationalistic those islanders are ...

[Alrowan]

id love to have that japanese girl.... reminds me of line in a cure song though..... "I saw you look like a Japanese Baby..."

anyways

...when they decide to go kamikhazee into

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the deadly

[Alrowan]

monkey ships of the banana republic of

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

East Boogaloog

[Shahed]

Gubbabahammahamalol

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

truogewebilofrubin

[Shahed]

Bamawongalmaolol

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

ugonmabiltotalnonsense

[Shahed]

absolueltagreebanhamlol

[andy119]

sillynonsensewritingiscool

[Shahed]

evenkoolerhtankoolever

[andy119]

fish

[ICantSpellDawg]

YOU PEOPLE RUINED THIS TOPIC
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pissed.gif

[andy119]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Shahed]

and chips

[Kongamato]

The End.

[Demon of Light]

(I KNEW someone would post "The End" at some point. I was wondering what was taking so long http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

*new beginning*

King Charles III

[some_totalwar_dude]

mother

[theKyl]

who often shot guys for saying forbidden names

[some_totalwar_dude]

And putting your hand in a dirty place in public

[some_totalwar_dude]

like your bottom

[some_totalwar_dude]

but none but some_totalwar_dude had posted since a hour

[some_totalwar_dude]

so a monkey killed them http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

(excuses pleas slap/burn/smash/kill me if you didn't like it)(I'm gonne het shot.. again http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif )

[Demon of Light]

(Demon of Light pauses long enough in between shooting himself for executing himself to shoot the monkey. After all, it was the monkeythat killed everyone and not some_totalwar_dude. Demon of Light, shoots himself twice for executing himself AND the monkey and begins the vicious cycle anew.)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

(Big King welcomes his Deputised executioner back)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with a razor

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

to the tune of "stuck in the middle with you" (I love that film)

[MongolWarrior]

He was a MongolWarrior http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[MongolWarrior]

that

[MongolWarrior]

ate

[MongolWarrior]

wheaties

[MongolWarrior]

for

[MongolWarrior]

breakfast

[MongolWarrior]

and

[MongolWarrior]

was

[Heraclius]

desperately trying to reach that 500 level post count with spam in the one word story thread but...... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[MongolWarrior]

wow you read my mind met

[MongolWarrior]

Tony Hawk

[MongolWarrior]

Rodney Mullen

[MongolWarrior]

Bucky Lasek

[MongolWarrior]

and

[MongolWarrior]

Eric Koston

[Heraclius]

(jesus, I close my eyes for about five seconds, refresh the screen and you posted 4 times) and George Dubya who badly need a......

[MongolWarrior]

LOL a haircut

[MongolWarrior]

so

[MongolWarrior]

they

[MongolWarrior]

could

[MongolWarrior]

skate

[MongolWarrior]

in

[MongolWarrior]

Los Vegas

[MongolWarrior]

with

[MongolWarrior]

black

[Heraclius]

monkeys of doom

[MongolWarrior]

planes

[Demon of Light]

. Suddenly God appeared and

[Alrowan]

poked

[Alrowan]

the monkey

[Marco]

gently

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

breaking

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

his

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

troublesome

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

face

[Brutal DLX]

Spam

[Sigurd]

HEEEEYYYY yelled the monkey

[Shahed]

and jumped up and down

[Sjakihata]

till he fell of the moon.

[Alrowan]

and into a vat of soup

[MonkeyMan]

Having finished all the soup the monkey..

[Dramicus]

screamed in terror as Mongol is torn apart with a chainsaw...

[ErikJansen]

saw

[ErikJansen]

so he did

[Shahed]

MUHAHHAHHAHHAHHA

ROFL

[Alrowan]

that laugh that was the sound of...

[LittleGrizzly]

his dad complaining about the good ol' days

[Stormer]

and

[Stormer]

so

[Shahed]

LOL

[Stormer]

Sinan

go on msn http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[B]

[Demon of Light]

2632 posts, 106 pages

[MongolWarrior]

Tony Hawk

[MongolWarrior]

and

[MongolWarrior]

busted

[MongolWarrior]

a 900

[MongolWarrior]

off

[MongolWarrior]

a cliff

[MongolWarrior]

Meanwhile,

[MongolWarrior]

Rodney Mullen

[MongolWarrior]

did a

[MongolWarrior]

casper

[MongolWarrior]

and

[MongolWarrior]

then

[MongolWarrior]

a darkslide

[Alrowan]

and then

[Alrowan]

stacked.. tearing open..

[some_totalwar_dude]

his bag with goldfishes

[LRossaLordJimi]

smelling of

[Brutal DLX]

fish and spam?

[ErikJansen]

fish and chips

[ErikJansen]

fish and toast

[ErikJansen]

fish and gingerbread

[MonkeyMan]

and beer with curry farts

[Sigurd]

sprinkled with coconut

[Alrowan]

oil

[Stormer]

and

[Sigurd]

weevil

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

salt

[Demon of Light]

. The Archangel Micheal appeared and

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The lights dimmed...As Michael chanted, all unbelievers were swept up in an indescribable maelstrom of faith and purity.

[Sigurd]

Suddenly a deep voice echoed; this is not thy realm Thunder sounded as Mjølnir, the great hammer of Thor flew towards the Archangels head

[Demon of Light]

The hammer hit Micheal's head and made a distinct clanging sound.

[Stormer]

suddenly

[Stormer]

outta

[Stormer]

nowhere

[Stormer]

came

[Stormer]

a huge

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and ornately decorated temple to the one true overlord of UM. All who saw its ornate carvings and powerful sconces were

[Shahed]

HOOOLAGOOOLABAGAGALOLOLGGALOL

[Shahed]

MAAHHAAHAHHAHUHUHUHH AAAAHHHHHUUU

[Shahed]

MAGALAGBAGALAGOOMALAGOO

[Shahed]

That were the fierce

[Stormer]

said

[Shahed]

warriors from

[Stormer]

the

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

wfuileorabinastilldoesntmakeanysenseseljuk

[Stormer]

praetorian

[Stormer]

guard

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

prawns

[Shahed]

HAGALOLROFL Clan

[Stormer]

i got 500 posts finally said ...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Me(soon...hopefully)

[Shahed]

when Cook's men

[Shahed]

arrived in Micronesia

[Shahed]

they met

[Shahed]

Big King Sanctaphrax http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Shahed]

and his band of Huuumoooo

[Shahed]

warriors

[Shahed]

wearing large conical hats

[Stormer]

[Shahed]

and miiiighty

[Shahed]

[Demon of Light]

The Big King with his warriors

[ErikJansen]

cut their balls off

[ErikJansen]

cause eunuchs are

[ErikJansen]

more loyal and angry

[Demon of Light]

. Captain Cook's men didn't see it that way and

[Divine Wind]

decided to drink beer with

[Demon of Light]

Thor and see if they could

[Demon of Light]

get their manhood back.

[some_totalwar_dude]

But then,..

[Dramicus]

suddenly

[some_totalwar_dude]

Thor became a women

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

p.s. Stormer looks like Wellington with his new sign.

[Demon of Light]

and unexpectedly

[Dramicus]

and suddenly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[some_totalwar_dude]

exploded

(why do I always let people explode??)

[some_totalwar_dude]

because

[some_totalwar_dude]

some one farted very very hard

[Demon of Light]

( Hear that Sigurd? Thor is a women and "she" would appear to be the casualty of explosive farts. Not quite what you had in mind, huh. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif)

[Stormer]

sinan who never leaves the forums

[Dramicus]

suddenly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[some_totalwar_dude]

Stormer looked like Wellington http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Sigurd]

Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ April 04 2003,05:56)]( Hear that Sigurd? Thor is a women and "she" would appear to be the casualty of explosive farts. Not quite what you had in mind, huh. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif)
(According to Norse mythology, Thor did in fact disguise himself as a woman when his hammer was stolen by the jotne Trym.
He almost got married to the troll, but as a proof of devotion from Trym, he demanded to hold the famous hammer at the wedding ceremony.
You can just imagine what happened when the hammer was presented to him… http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

. Anyway back in Asgard

[Rob The Bastard]

Mobius had been summoned to pass judgement on the boy...

[Kongamato]

But then, the invisible spam

[Stormer]

said the

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Goddess of fertility and

[Sigurd]

blinked her seducing eyes at

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Me, the embodiment of manhood http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Rob The Bastard]

shouldn't that be goddess??

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Oops. Thanks. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Sigurd]

. Back at the Tavern one could hear viking drinking songs

[Sjakihata]

However,

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

A battle royal soon began and

[Sigurd]

sang:

To sea we go,
in our longboats to raid.
At the shores of Britannia,
the future shall be made.


next

[Kongamato]

The hammer of the Gods
shall drive our ships to new lands
to fight the Horde,
singing and crying,
"Valhalla, I am coming

[Brutal DLX]

YMCA

[ErikJansen]

said the nut-less

[Sigurd]

(Hmmm, who shall I pick)...... Archangel

[ErikJansen]

of Eunuchs

[LittleGrizzly]

who had plenty of body hair...

[some_totalwar_dude]

to make clothes of

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

fat

[Dîn-Heru]

greasy

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Moderators http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Demon of Light]

Sporting their snazzy new Moderaor coats, Capt. Cook and his castrated men burst in and

[Kongamato]

demanded what was rightfully theirs

[some_totalwar_dude]

return out scrotum they said

[some_totalwar_dude]

or we will give you television and so barbra streishand (sp?)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Me and my savages

[Demon of Light]

Gathered around a camp fire and began singing "Cumbaya(SP)"

[theKyl]

...my lord Cumbaya

[theKyl]

but the guys at the camp fire didn't notice that

[Demon of Light]

Barbara Striesand

[Postino]

had exposed her breasts in-order-to

[Demon of Light]

make Capt. Cook's men happy they were castrated.

[Dramicus]

suddenly

[Goatus Maximus]

smegma