1 Word Story

[JAG]

But unforuntately, for the thousands he no doubt will continue to kill, didn't die.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

But he caused the laughter of many people thrupoght the world by chocking on a pretzel, passing out, and then falling down the stairs.
(I hate bush.)
-Capo

[JAG]

interesting.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

yes it is, isn't it.

[Teutonic Knight]

that I much prefer Alan Keyes?

[JAG]

no, said everyone.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Then the Spanish Inquisition burnt Bill O'reily for eating a telephone (isn't this suposed to be 1 word posts?)

[JAG]

yes

[Snowhobbit]

it

[The Wizard]

is time to switch this subject from politics

[LittleGrizzly]

said george bush who also said

[The Wizard]

i liek teh pie

[Kaiser of Arabia]

then fell off a bridge

[JAG]

onto a big raft driven by MR BLOBBY, who turned to him and went.

[The Wizard]

Y M C A

[JAG]

And the cowboy from the song suddenly appeared and said;

[The Wizard]

HEY SEKSAY

[JAG]

But oh no, the raft hits a rock in the river and..

[The Wizard]

poof

[Kaiser of Arabia]

and a nearby neclear power plant exploded and killed everyone within 3 miles.

[HawaiianHobbit]

except

[octavian]

caporegime, who escaped to tell us about it

[The Wizard]

the regime of capo

[Demon of Light]

is nothing compared to

[LittleGrizzly]

the regime of....

[JAG]

BUSH

[Kaiser of Arabia]

untill cuba exploded

[JAG]

into a thousand pieces.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

And I took over the world under my facist dictatorship

[Snowhobbit]

however

[The Wizard]

this world is not nationstates.net

[Kaiser of Arabia]

There once was a man from nantucket

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

whose d**k was so long he could s**k it
one day he said with a grin
wiping the s**rm of his chin
if my ear was a c**t, I could f......

this gave Daved Beckham ideas for naughty text messages

[JAG]

yes....

[LittleGrizzly]

said victoria im depressed at beckhams recent behavoir and have decided i will eat

[JAG]

2 pieces of lettice rather than 1.

[LittleGrizzly]

so after eating this feast she sat unable to move and said

[JAG]

"i'm ugly."

[LittleGrizzly]

she then threw up the meal she'd eaten

[Demon of Light]

(a woman eats half as much as she should and says she's ugly. Sounds like most woman I know)

[JAG]

too true.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

damn straight

[nightcrawlerblue]

... and went to a theme park... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

NOw this theme park had an intriguing theme

[Snowhobbit]

it was

[Red Yak]

Total War

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

between Adams v Loos, maximum 10 sharpened nails nails per side, 20 minutes per round

[The Wizard]

OMG ITS A PENGUIN

[makkyo]

but the panguin should not be this close to the equator so he died of heat exaution

[BDC]

But not before making a nasty mess in the men's toilets.

[LittleGrizzly]

this shocked people from around the world and condolences started to pour in...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

in the form of surplus

[JAG]

Fish balls.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Balls of Fish are nothing compared to balls of...

[Leet Eriksson]

charred...

[JAG]

Elephants.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Charred

[LittleGrizzly]

flies

[JAG]

With a sprinkling of..

[Kaiser of Arabia]

camel dung

[HawaiianHobbit]

are very

[octavian]

tasty

[Red Yak]

when spread on

[Lazul]

danish people...


http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[The Wizard]

baked in norse blood...

[Teutonic Knight]

lightly seasoned and chewey

[octavian]

. leftover potatoes

[The_678]

get cold

[octavian]

when baked at

[JAG]

room temperature.

[Snowhobbit]

But

[The Wizard]

penguins

[Snowhobbit]

ate

[The Wizard]

the new rival of the one word story

[Snowhobbit]

with

[The Wizard]

mayonaise

[Snowhobbit]

so

[octavian]

the one word story now has no rivals

[LittleGrizzly]

said carsolan

[Demon of Light]

. Meanwhile,

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

in far off Bangor

[Demon of Light]

there was a debate over

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the validity

[Demon of Light]

of

[JAG]

everything

[Teutonic Knight]

or nothing, which is an (must start with vowel http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-furious3.gif )

[Demon of Light]

interesting use of time

[Snowhobbit]

now

[Demon of Light]

that

[LittleGrizzly]

everything or nothing have collided into

[Snowhobbit]

someone

[Demon of Light]

doesn't

[LittleGrizzly]

make sense....

[Snowhobbit]

at all

[Demon of Light]

but that isn't

[Snowhobbit]

a lie

[Demon of Light]

because it isn't

[Snowhobbit]

true

[The_678]

or is it?

[Snowhobbit]

Of course

[Demon of Light]

it is

[Snowhobbit]

She said

[Demon of Light]

as she

[LittleGrizzly]

sat by

[Snowhobbit]

a

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Jay Leno clone

[Leet Eriksson]

apparently,its not a jay leno clone,but a double of the mexican president...

[Sigurd]

's wife?

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

Upon closer inspection

[The_678]

it turned out to be

[Teutonic Knight]

The Mexican President Himself

http://i.timeinc.net/time/poy2000/images/fox.jpg



( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[LittleGrizzly]

and the president said....

[JAG]

"horse good, horse run, horse kick me all over for fun."

[LittleGrizzly]

she laughed at this

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

before cold-bloodedly stabbing him with a stilleto

[the Black Prince]

and decided

[son of spam]

to mock him mercilessly

[LittleGrizzly]

by dancing around his body naked

[JAG]

while chanting.

[LittleGrizzly]

she decided as fun as this was she needed a hobby

[Kaiser of Arabia]

so she took up ball-busting

[JAG]

A very decent hobby it is too.

[LittleGrizzly]

so she went round busting balls everywhere

[Snowhobbit]

when

[Sigurd]

at the same time

[octavian]

Master Berserker Sigurd was

[Tricky Lady]

busy

[octavian]

doing

[makkyo]

his mom

[Demon of Light]

's friend's beautiful daughter.

[makkyo]

that weighed

[Snowhobbit]

half a candybar

[Kaiser of Arabia]

and a Google pounds (1 google = 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000 no joke)

[octavian]

amazingly however,

[Snowhobbit]

you

[The_678]

decided

[JAG]

to pee on

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Stalin

[makkyo]

's raging hormone-injected monkey.

[Leet Eriksson]

who also suffered from a bad case of...

[Teutonic Knight]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis

(it's a real lung disease http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[Beirut]

that he picked up from a whore while visiting

[octavian]

the north pole

(cause there is a lot of whores there)

[JAG]

. The whore was called foxy

[octavian]

the fox

[LittleGrizzly]

because of her large

[JAG]

tail

[Snowhobbit]

but know

[thrashaholic]

this

[Teutonic Knight]

, she

[LittleGrizzly]

wears a strange hat

[thrashaholic]

and

[JAG]

chews on

[LittleGrizzly]

tobacco

[octavian]

plants for entertainment

[JAG]

which is nice because

[Demon of Light]

she'll die faster.

[Snowhobbit]

Nukes

[Demon of Light]

have that

[Snowhobbit]

secret

[octavian]

ability

[Leet Eriksson]

to

[Teutonic Knight]

disrupt the

[Kaiser of Arabia]

bush whatching XXX videos of other MEN *gasp*

[Leet Eriksson]

apparently

[Shahed]

this

[Leet Eriksson]

Quote[/b] (Sinan @ April 12 2004,15:02)]this
dude

(hey sinan get messenger)

[octavian]

was also

[makkyo]

a veteran of WWII http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-rifle.gif

[LittleGrizzly]

who saved

[RisingSun]

Luxembourg's

[LittleGrizzly]

favourite dentist

[Snowhobbit]

called

[The Wizard]

Jojo

[makkyo]

He was in fact a native of the Amazon and carried with him

[John86]

a singing piece of bread


(you can actually see this in this post: piece of bread singing (http://http://www.totalwar.org/cgi-bin/forum/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=6;t=17066))

[RisingSun]

which had plans for

[John86]

making a pineapple sandwich http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[RisingSun]

, which secretly

[John86]

had a very good taste, juicy but not to juicy, just right.

[RisingSun]

. This caused

[John86]

many, many people to become ignorant and stupid, or put in one word, a democrat. (no offense)

[makkyo]

And all the Republicans in the White House smiled at this wonderful joke

[LittleGrizzly]

this caused democrats to take the white house back over

[JAG]

Because of the terrible sense of humour and

[Teutonic Knight]

had gotten

[Tricky Lady]

nicely

[Demon of Light]

away

[The_678]

with

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

ritualistic

[makkyo]

burnings of

[makkyo]

civil rights groups

[Tricky Lady]

that, to everyone's horror,

[makkyo]

except to me

[Tricky Lady]

offended

[Teutonic Knight]

the administration of:

http://www.mercuryradioarts.com/images/product/clothing/kerry-logo-shirt.gif

[octavian]

unfortunatly, these waffles tasted horribly awful, so everyone decided

[The Wizard]

that KFC shall rule the world

[Aurelian]

until the day that the chickens

[Somebody Else]

come to aid the renegade cows

[Divine Wind]

who have redefined the use of "moooo" for

[The Wizard]

obscenity

[Snowhobbit]

the cows

[The Wizard]

were processed into the new KFC offensive against McDonald's

[Kaiser of Arabia]

hottenntotter

[HawaiianHobbit]

said

[Demon of Light]

"Down with

[The_678]

that

[Demon of Light]

neverending

[Leet Eriksson]

stupid looking

[octavian]

fat assed

[Malcolm Big Head]

line

[JAG]

of

[octavian]

spam

[Leet Eriksson]

suddenly Ronald Mcdonald..

[octavian]

burst out laughing

[Demon of Light]

and declared

[octavian]

2004 a national holiyear

[Demon of Light]

KFC responded by

[octavian]

giving everyone free fries

[Demon of Light]

which is quite unusual

[Leet Eriksson]

while Mcdonalds response was..

[Demon of Light]

involved free chicken

[Leet Eriksson]

injected with..

[octavian]

spam

[Demon of Light]

straight from

[Leet Eriksson]

that fat pedophile looking mascot of KFC..

[JAG]

A war of words then broke out

[Leet Eriksson]

between

[JAG]

two customers

[Demon of Light]

Redleg and

[Leet Eriksson]

the left wing coalition

[Demon of Light]

comprised of

[Leet Eriksson]

leading figures

[Demon of Light]

including

[Leet Eriksson]

celebrities

[Demon of Light]

like

[Snowhobbit]

me

[The Wizard]

jag

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

, fat squirrels

[Matt Deckard]

and a group of attractive leprachauns

[Snowhobbit]

killed Bush

[The Wizard]

and made the KFC colonel the new president of the US of A

[Snowhobbit]

KFC said

[The Wizard]

"it is time

[Snowhobbit]

to do something

[The Wizard]

naughty

[Snowhobbit]

so lets

[The Wizard]

fondle

[Snowhobbit]

with