1 Word Story

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and ours

[Snowhobbit]

But the fight wasen't over yet

[HawaiianHobbit]

because

[Snowhobbit]

they were still fighting

[The Wizard]

A 10-ton Pikachu

[Snowhobbit]

who

[HawaiianHobbit]

ate everyone

[antek]

for breakfast

[Snowhobbit]

but got nuked by

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

fox mccloud

[Snowhobbit]

and the UN went nuts

[The_Emperor]

and imposed sanctions and no fly zones

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and so all the diplomats trousers fell off (as the flies had been removed)

[makkyo]

by the few remaining terrorists is the world.

[Snowhobbit]

The US declared war on terrism again

[The Wizard]

but then 1,000,000 Chinese invaded and more were coming

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

because

[HawaiianHobbit]

they like terrorists

[Snowhobbit]

were never ending

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and

[Teutonic Knight]

suddenly Allan Greenspan appeared from nowhere and said:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/images/economy/july-dec96/fed1.gif

[Basileus]

tap that

[vlad_demstra]

bitch

[HawaiianHobbit]

on the

[Leet Eriksson]

balls..

[Basileus]

ouch

[Snowhobbit]

Basileus said

[the Black Prince]

sure

[Eastside Character]

the Black Prince responded

[Snowhobbit]

by

[MongolWarrior]

means

[Eastside Character]

of

[The_678]

the

[Leet Eriksson]

popes mouth..

[Eastside Character]

Suddenly

[the Black Prince]

the Black Prince

[antek]

came out of

[Snowhobbit]

a cave

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

in Afganistan

[HawaiianHobbit]

and

[Teutonic Knight]

the Spanish Royal family popped out from nowhere and said:

http://hometown.aol.com/solak0625/family2.gif

[The Wizard]

"¡¡¡¡CARAMBA"

[HawaiianHobbit]

this surpised the Black Prince so much he

[Eastside Character]

stood speechless for a while, and then

[Leet Eriksson]

the mexican president popped out with an army of...con...

[The_Emperor]

but was forced to

[Eastside Character]

withdraw to

[The_Emperor]

Antarctica

[Lazul]

but

[Sigurd]

ended up in the Artic. "I'll shoot that navigator...

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

but first lets have some tequila

[The_Emperor]

sadly the bottle was already frozen

[Eastside Character]

so

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

el presidente

[The_Emperor]

was forced

[Snowhobbit]

to emigrate to krondor

[The_Emperor]

before the Mongols came

[Snowhobbit]

with their donkeys

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and exploding whales

[Snowhobbit]

however

[The_Emperor]

the entrails

[Snowhobbit]

were

[The_Emperor]

smelling really bad

[Snowhobbit]

so

[HawaiianHobbit]

they turned around and went

[Demon of Light]

to Sethanon where Arutha

[antek]

has planted the poisonous seeds of

[Eastside Character]

a black orchid

[Snowhobbit]

called silverthorn

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

. These seeds

[Snowhobbit]

somehow destroyed the Moredhel

[the Black Prince]

causing

[Snowhobbit]

the goblins to rout

[The Wizard]

into the Wizard's puzzled army, wondering what the hell Sethanon, Arutha, silverthorn and Moredhel are

[Snowhobbit]

snowhobbit then told him to go and read some Feist books and then come back to ask.

[HawaiianHobbit]

him

[Snowhobbit]

went(what kind of grammar is that? how am I supposed to work with that? Ps. no pun intended)

[Leet Eriksson]

to the mexican president..

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

But the immigration officer at the border

(who is Feist, link to amazon pls? thnx)

[Demon of Light]

who knew exactly who Arutha was
(Vicente Fox is smart like that)

[Snowhobbit]

explained that Feist is a great fantasy author,

[Demon of Light]

whose books are set on the worlds of

[Snowhobbit]

Midkemia and Kelewan

[Demon of Light]

(Snowhobbit: Do you know what the last book he wrote was?)

[Snowhobbit]

(think it was King of the foxes, or some other part of the talon...)

[antek]

while Snowhobbit and Demon were spamming this by posting some blabber about some stupid writer

[Snowhobbit]

who weren't really stupid

[The Wizard]

the Wizard yawned, and proceeded to send his army to maraud the countryside

[Snowhobbit]

But was killed by the sharp point of Aruthas rapier

[-Isapostolos-]

and his army weeped like babies because

[Snowhobbit]

they couldn't go home to Novindus

[Eastside Character]

so they went to Cajamarca

[Snowhobbit]

were they

[Eastside Character]

could rest after their long journey

[Snowhobbit]

suddenly they were ambushed by the Glamredhel

[-Isapostolos-]

who brushed their teeth and cleaned their diapers so they cried a little more and

[Snowhobbit]

tried to swim back to Novindus, but drowned on the way.

[Eastside Character]

Three days later, news of their death reached Novindus

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and the wizard's illegitimate son was very angry

[Snowhobbit]

he was also known as the crawler

[antek]

who never wipes his arse".

[HawaiianHobbit]

He was very angry because

[Snowhobbit]

his fathers army had been destroyed

[Eastside Character]

and his mothers army had fled the field

[Snowhobbit]

and now he had no army

[Eastside Character]

at all

[Snowhobbit]

so he

[Eastside Character]

and his loyal servant Rangar

[Eastside Character]

known as Rangarn de Moron

[Eastside Character]

retired to The Fortress of Elvis

[Snowhobbit]

where

[Somebody Else]

they

[Eastside Character]

reunited with

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the cast of 'Oklahoma'

[Eastside Character]

and continued

[HawaiianHobbit]

to kill all the

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

baroque composers

[antek]

because of the music they composed. Then they met Elvis himslef, who said

[Eastside Character]

:Return of The King baby

[Leet Eriksson]

but faisal appeared and mathematically proved that elvis did not exist,and in an instant elvis disappeared from the face of earthmeanwhile california is preparing to..

[Eastside Character]

another devastating earthquake

[MiniKiller]

which will never happen again becasue...

[Eastside Character]

another disaster will be a volcano eruption

[antek]

which would wipe out San Fransisco

[Eastside Character]

and every other major city all the way to San Diego

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Eastside Character]

even

[Snowhobbit]

the pope

[The_Emperor]

objected

[Snowhobbit]

but was killed by

[The_Emperor]

Guy of Gisbourne

[Snowhobbit]

with a gun in

[The Wizard]

Quote[/b] (Snowhobbit @ Feb. 01 2004,13:12)]they couldn't go home to Novindus
[the Wizard replies: "I come from WHERE? And I have an illegitimate son? Hmm.. That's interesting."]

His sigar

[Snowhobbit]

so (whats a sigar?)

[Eastside Character]

as (I think Wizzy meant cigar Snowhobbit http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-party2.gif )

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

the cigar had been in places polite cigars shouldnt go

[Basileus]

but

[|OCS|Virus]

he

[Eastside Character]

devoted himself

[HawaiianHobbit]

to

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the path of the 133t r0x07

[Eastside Character]

,as a consequence

[makkyo]

he died a horrible and painful death which was caused by

[HawaiianHobbit]

he

[makkyo]

(ha, ha mine first) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif

[Eastside Character]

(timer says: they are simultaneous http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )

[antek]

decided to

[Leet Eriksson]

take the place of the former pope..

[Eastside Character]

and also took his wife

[Basileus]

as

[Leet Eriksson]

the one and only popess

[-Isapostolos-]

Thus

[Eastside Character]

a new chapter in history had begun

[-Isapostolos-]

because the pope said

[Eastside Character]

: A new chapter in history has begun ,...

[-Isapostolos-]

because pope and patriarch have started another fist fight http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-argue.gif and

[HawaiianHobbit]

the Pope killed the patriarch by mistake when he

[-Isapostolos-]

was stabbed in the back with the patriarch's last strength and said to the pope: "laententur coeli my ass".

Consequently

[makkyo]

a parallel storyline was happening at the very same time with the Emperor of China.

[Myrano]

Who [I thought this was 1 word??]

[-Isapostolos-]

had become obessed with Janet J's boobs because

[Demon of Light]

(People discovered that they couldn't convey what they wanted to say in one word so they started using phrases. Happened a LONG time ago.)

[Eastside Character]

of the super bowl half time show incident

[-Isapostolos-]

His obsession has gotten out of hand because

[antek]

he drank too much Tequila http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif

[BDC]

resulting in increased Tequila quaterly profits

[makkyo]

making the mexicans who make it very rich and bought with their money

[HawaiianHobbit]

missles so they could

[-Isapostolos-]

improve their fishing techniques

[Somebody Else]

by removing all competition in the grand...

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

canyon fishing reserve

[Eastside Character]

but also

[Leet Eriksson]

the orthodox patriarch was planning the fall of the catholic church with an army of...

[-Isapostolos-]

restless dead, since he was ofcourse dead himself and thus had aquired these necromantic powers

[Eastside Character]

but still, there was a way to defeat him

[-Isapostolos-]

since the pope still had this one knife with which the patriarch had stuck him which was still portruding in his back

[PrinceBrobex]

but then a puffin flew in through the window,

[antek]

thus

[Demon of Light]

ending the

[Snowhobbit]

third world war

[-Isapostolos-]

because the puffin

[Snowhobbit]

was

[The_Emperor]

keeping the nuclear launch codes

[Snowhobbit]

for a minute, then the norweigans came and

[Eastside Character]

stole the codes

[Snowhobbit]

but nuked themselves, and somehow the swedes survived

[-Isapostolos-]

but the patriarcch was keen on revenge and so sent his army to eat all the brains of the swedes

[Snowhobbit]

however they were confused and ate the swiss instead

[Eastside Character]

and that was just enough for George W. Bush to

[Snowhobbit]

accuse sweden for owning WMD

[Eastside Character]

his next step was

[Teutonic Knight]

to 1up Microsoft

[Snowhobbit]

and

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

conscript all american puffins

[Snowhobbit]

but

[HawaiianHobbit]

they

[makkyo]

didn't exist

[makkyo]

. Pimps voluntered to....

[Snowhobbit]

kill (*hint*there is an unwritten rule about not making two posts after eachother*hint*)

[HawaiianHobbit]

George W. Bush

[The_Emperor]

with a herring

[Demon of Light]

if he didn't

[HawaiianHobbit]

give them what they wanted

[Demon of Light]

. The pimps wanted Bush to

[Leet Eriksson]

be a pimp..

[Beirut]

like his father...

[Demon of Light]

thus did Bush don colorful, outlandish attire to become

[HawaiianHobbit]

a pimp

[Beirut]

who sold weapons...

[MiniKiller]

to other pimps

[the Black Prince]

with the intent to

[Snowhobbit]

pimp them

[-Isapostolos-]

and the patriarch and his army of living dead

[Snowhobbit]

but they weren't willing

[Eastside Character]

to do the killing

[Snowhobbit]

so they

[Eastside Character]

decided to

[Alrowan]

pimp bush

[The_Emperor]

and Colin Powell

[antek]

and Rumsfield who fled to the field

[The Wizard]

only to be run down by angry cheese-eating norsemen on horseback

[BDC]

called Swedes.

[Snowhobbit]

When

[HawaiianHobbit]

suddenly

[Snowhobbit]

another story began

[Eastside Character]

after the previous one had ended in some unusual circumstances

[Snowhobbit]

so

[Eastside Character]

there was a

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

(an) inquiry into

[BDC]

the government's lying, organised by the government, unsurprisingly find it entirely innocent and blaming

[Snowhobbit]

BBC

[HawaiianHobbit]

for everything

[Snowhobbit]

so

[Beirut]

Blair got two of Bush's hookers and

[Eastside Character]

they were even quite fine

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

but this upset both Cherie and Laura

[Snowhobbit]

so they

[The_Emperor]

started a rebellion

[DemonArchangel]

FCUK

[Snowhobbit]

which ment

[Shahed]

French Connection UK :D

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[-Isapostolos-]

Janet Jackson

[Snowhobbit]

sued

[The Wizard]

our neighbourhood horny singer with a girl's voice... (name next)

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

David Beckham

[Eastside Character]

who

[The_Emperor]

was in the headlines

[Beirut]

for pumping Mrs. Blair full of...

[The_Emperor]

Beer http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif