1 Word Story

[Finn]

Back

[YAKOBU]

in

[Finn]

the

[YAKOBU]

land

[Finn]

of

[YAKOBU]

the

[octavian]

beaver

[YAKOBU]

where

[The Wizard]

there were amazing

[YAKOBU]

dams,

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

of marshmallow

[Tricky Lady]

men

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
, who
_

[Tricky Lady]

cunningly

[YAKOBU]

disguised

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

polyester

[YAKOBU]

coated

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Russians

[Tricky Lady]

to

[octavian]

fight the

[Tricky Lady]

stupid

[octavian]

Belgians http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Tricky Lady]

(who


{Belgians? Stupid? Yeah, right. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif }

[octavian]

were actually smart)

[Tricky Lady]

. They

[octavian]

fought they smart belgians

[Tricky Lady]

and

[octavian]

lost miserably due to the specially special inteligence of the smarter than einstien belgians

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
because
_

[Leet Eriksson]

they

[The Wizard]

were very very very wrong and fake nonetheless

(smart belgians? SMART BELGIANS?? ARE YOU MAD???)

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Tricky Lady]

their

(modest Dutchmen? MODEST DUTCHMEN ??? ARE YOU MAD???)
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[The Wizard]

rabbits

(hehe, nice one, made me laugh http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

[Tricky Lady]

ate

{you're welcome http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif }

[The Wizard]

a gigantic carrot

[Tricky Lady]

, but

[ThijsP]

they

[Leet Eriksson]

puked

[octavian]

their

[YAKOBU]

guts http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
with
_

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

in minutes

[Somebody Else]

of

[Leet Eriksson]

watching

[thrashaholic]

the news

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
on
_

[Leet Eriksson]

CNN

[YAKOBU]

due

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
to
_

[Tricky Lady]

sarcastic

[Axeknight]

hedgehog prodders, who

[ThijsP]

dont like

[Axeknight]

hedgehogs, and so have decided to

[ThijsP]

kill

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
some bugs
_

[Axeknight]

for some reason. For this task, they used

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
DDT http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
_

[Tricky Lady]

, which is short for

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
chimps http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
_

[Kaiser of Arabia]

who rape monkeys

[Leet Eriksson]

with

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
their irresistible wit,
_

[The Wizard]

need 10 more posts to

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
become a certified spammer. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif
_

[The Wizard]

Therefore, this young grasshopper must first

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
decide on
_

[The Wizard]

important matters

[Leet Eriksson]

like

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
choosing
_

[JAG]

which hippopotamus to

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
strip
_

[The Wizard]

of

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
its
_

[Tricky Lady]

well-deserved

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
honourary
_

[Axeknight]

inheritance

[Tricky Lady]

that

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
has been
_

[Leet Eriksson]

stripped

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

righteously

[The Wizard]

in front of a crowd of

[Leet Eriksson]

angry

[Tricky Lady]

berserkers

[Leet Eriksson]

who

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
impetously
_

[Tricky Lady]

smashed

[octavian]

glass bottles

[Somebody Else]

on their heads

[octavian]

which caused numerous lacerations

[Somebody Else]

to small pigs

[octavian]

who were

[Somebody Else]

on fire

(of course)

[octavian]

so as to scare elephants


(u up for a one word story post blitz?)

[Somebody Else]

into trees

(It's 4 am, I've got a physical chemistry paper to be done by 8, and I'm really really bored. Plus I'm all out of coffee.)

[octavian]

so that

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (Somebody Else @ May 23 2004,23:04)](It's 4 am, I've got a physical chemistry paper to be done by 8, and I'm really really bored. Plus I'm all out of coffee.)
sure, nw

[Somebody Else]

tree-felling

(standard bloody electrode potentials...)

[octavian]

using elephants would become the new fad

[Somebody Else]

amongst Canadian lumberjacks

[octavian]

. these canadian lumberjacks like to wear plaid shirts for unknown reasons, but we have a theory as to why, the rational behind wearing these weird shirts is


(mmmmmm, a nice long post)

[Somebody Else]

a deadly secret

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
for
_

[octavian]

if ne1 was to ever learn of the true reason, he would be promptly decapitated via a rusty axe that had been sharpened using human bones

[Leet Eriksson]

but Octavian will reveal the secretat the risk of decapitation of course....so while Octavian is checking the lumberjacks camp he suddenly came upons...

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
...Mouzafpharre with his sword drawn and looking for the spoilers who turned the dear one word story into a boring, regular one with proper sentences, phrases and a plot. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif
_

[Leet Eriksson]

Octavian seeing the sword swinging

[octavian]

Mouzafphaerre laughed because Mouzafphaerre didn't realize that his sword was made of

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
Damascus steel. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif
_

[octavian]

at least Mouzafphaerre thought it was damascus steel, it actually was

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
Damaskos steel. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif
_

[Tricky Lady]

Unfortunately, Octavian forgot

[octavian]

to run away from

[Mouzafphaerre]

Mouzafphaerre http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[Tricky Lady]

who gently

[octavian]

stabbed octavians lorica segmenta

[Tricky Lady]

and

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
thrusted
_

[BDC]

pelvically in triumph.

[Tricky Lady]

Nevertheless,

[The Wizard]

it was time for le un word-storie to become totally zany again

[Tricky Lady]

donc on started de nouveau with a

[Axeknight]

bizarre parrot French thang, which, although comical, was awful news for

[octavian]

shrek

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

's abbatoir

[octavian]

the king of danmark

[Somebody Else]

who

[octavian]

ruled over england

[Leet Eriksson]

was suddenly banished by a mob of

[JAG]

Gorillas

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
wandering
_

[Somebody Else]

into each other

[YAKOBU]

whilst gazing

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
and
_

[Somebody Else]

scratching

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
the
_

[Leet Eriksson]

surface of a

[Shahed]

camel's ass

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
with
_

[Somebody Else]

The Holy Lance of Antioch

[Alrowan]

otherwise known as

[Tricky Lady]

The Stiff

[YAKOBU]

End. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-blush.gif

[Tricky Lady]

The gorillaz

[YAKOBU]

finally satisfied

[Tricky Lady]

themselves

[BDC]

using an expensive, lycra

[ah_dut]

and

[ah_dut]

said

[ah_dut]

said

[Axeknight]

Thas goood, as they were all rednecks. This meant

[Somebody Else]

nothing to the colony of

[Tricky Lady]

misfits

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
, on the other hand
_

[Leet Eriksson]

that

[octavian]

gorillass

[VikingHorde]

ninja's

[The Wizard]

had a huge kind of

[octavian]

nose that allowed them to

[JAG]

smell

[Tricky Lady]

the funky

[Alrowan]

odors

[Leet Eriksson]

of

[Somebody Else]

turpentine

[JAG]

. Walking along

[octavian]

the tightrope

[Somebody Else]

of

[YAKOBU]

oblivion,

[dessa14]

and

[dessa14]

really smelly stuff.

[BDC]

Also known as

[-Isapostolos-]

the bush syndrome

[VikingHorde]

found in

[BDC]

remote inbreds from Texas who

[King Edward]

Enjoy the company of their horses

[Somebody Else]

in lycra

[JAG]

And stockings

[VikingHorde]

with a lot of

[Bezalel]

killer

[JAG]

Bees

[king steven]

with

[king steven]

bummed knees

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-help.gif

[octavian]

as well as bummed

[ah_dut]

as

[ah_dut]

a monkey

[ah_dut]

and A rhino

[ah_dut]

Dont

[Skidrowpunk]

. Wunderbar, he exclaimed with great relish as

*I think four posts in a row is considered spam, but heck I know nothing* http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-wall.gif

[Axeknight]

the final preparations were made for the secret weapon codenamed

[The Wizard]

BKS, the anachronysm being JAG

[Teutonic Knight]

which, for our English speaking friends means...

[octavian]

Big Kiss Specializer aka Just Argue G (G doesn't actually mean anything http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[ah_dut]

end

[ah_dut]

this

[ah_dut]

spamming

[ah_dut]

and

[ah_dut]

name

[ah_dut]

calling

[ah_dut]

and

[ah_dut]

spamming

[ah_dut]

bye bye

[ThijsP]

so

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the magnificent

[The Wizard]

amount of

[ThijsP]

spam

[The Wizard]

was processed by the amazing

[ThijsP]

Wizard

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

ly hippopotomi

[The Wizard]

which sweat their own anti-sunburn

[octavian]

deodorant

[son of spam]

ate

[ah_dut]

A huge

[ah_dut]

Wizard http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[ThijsP]

The

[Axeknight]

400th page is rapidly arriving, leaving many members puzzled as to

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the tomato

[The Wizard]

as well as the illustrious 10,000th post

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

mayonnaise

[Somebody Else]

provided by

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Alaska

[Somebody Else]

Oil Prospecting Inc.

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
, which
_

[Somebody Else]

sacrificed

[octavian]

grasshoppers to the god

[Somebody Else]

of the Entrance Hall

[octavian]

in other words, *insert gregorian chant here* GrEgOsHi

[octavian]

{w00t 400 pages}

[JAG]

. Nearly 10,000 posts has this thread seen

[ah_dut]

so

[ah_dut]

i think

[ah_dut]

that

[ah_dut]

I should

[ah_dut]

spam

[ah_dut]

this

[ah_dut]

Thread

[ah_dut]

all

[ah_dut]

the

[ah_dut]

way

[ah_dut]

to

[ah_dut]

10,000

[ah_dut]

and

[ah_dut]

myself

[ah_dut]

to

[ah_dut]

100 posts http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif

[ah_dut]

I love

[ah_dut]

Maroon 5

[ah_dut]

white stripes

[ah_dut]

Ali G

[ah_dut]

Girls

[ah_dut]

and

[ah_dut]

Spamming http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-jester.gif
10,000 posts http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif