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Demon of Light
03-07-2003, 20:35
napalm in the morning.
Leet Eriksson
03-07-2003, 20:51
while...
_Martyr_
03-07-2003, 20:53
samuel grieved
Ser Clegane
03-07-2003, 21:12
he took a
Kongamato
03-07-2003, 21:17
slow, slow van
Dramicus
03-07-2003, 21:36
to hell
Lord Of Storms
03-07-2003, 21:49
http://www.gifs.net/animate/skelet~1.gifWhere the Grateful dead were holding a re-union
Lord Of Storms
03-07-2003, 21:49
In a production of A Chorus Linehttp://www.gifs.net/animate/skelet~1.gif
Dramicus
03-07-2003, 22:07
where Sword of Storms likes to spam with double posts... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
starring George W Bush and
_Martyr_
03-07-2003, 22:38
soly
Ser Clegane
03-07-2003, 22:40
in a shocking scene of
71-hour Ahmed
03-07-2003, 22:47
degrading pornographic filth involving...
_Martyr_
03-07-2003, 22:50
a garden hose and a wooden leg..
71-hour Ahmed
03-07-2003, 23:20
Suddenly, Hilary Clinton
Ser Clegane
03-07-2003, 23:23
had an idea
chilliwilli
03-07-2003, 23:34
, "Hey there is something to this porno industry", she said.
_Martyr_
03-07-2003, 23:36
"Be just and fear not" said..
Dramicus
03-08-2003, 00:00
cut
off a young goats hrons and danced with
foot
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
71-hour Ahmed
03-08-2003, 03:15
massager.
's
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
71-hour Ahmed
03-08-2003, 03:45
sisters ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Lord Of Storms
03-08-2003, 05:42
Possum humpedhttp://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/constrector/possumhump3.gif
mith....uh, the white wizards
Kongamato
03-08-2003, 06:48
as the same slow, slow van
Leet Eriksson
03-08-2003, 12:19
and tumbles... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
down the road that leads to
Lord Of Storms
03-08-2003, 16:05
and chickenhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/animchicken.gif
a strange custom of the area is to find a
chilliwilli
03-08-2003, 16:35
wet, soggy
flavoured http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
71-hour Ahmed
03-08-2003, 16:56
set of
Cojones http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif
that you put in a microwave oven for
Leet Eriksson
03-08-2003, 19:51
1 year
Ser Clegane
03-08-2003, 19:59
before serving it with a
Ge Force FX melted (http://www.mips-fr.com/premierspas/gammegeforce.htm)
Dramicus
03-08-2003, 20:37
melting
Dramicus
03-08-2003, 20:41
then
Ser Clegane
03-08-2003, 20:48
with impressive
Ser Clegane
03-08-2003, 21:05
She grinned but
he walked away with the biggest rock on and was very plsed with himself later on he...
(shahed u at work lol?)
Foreign Devil
03-08-2003, 21:09
and
(psst... yer only supposed to say one word http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif )
called (no, but too lazy for msn http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif They aranged a date at theKenchi castle Food emporium (http://www.clankenchikuka.com) you can eat lots of
and drink plenty of :beer:
Kongamato
03-09-2003, 01:42
Georgia
Demon of Light
03-09-2003, 04:54
. The jabberwocky
which is a
*I dont know what's a jabberwocky* http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Kongamato
03-09-2003, 05:15
Boojum
uh oh
Demon of Light
03-09-2003, 08:42
Soly.
Demon of Light
03-09-2003, 08:43
(Demon of Light is shot)
by the jabberwocky who found it funny to
Ser Clegane
03-09-2003, 13:29
dance on the
hood of micheal shumackers ferrari
Lord Of Storms
03-09-2003, 13:55
http://www.gifs.net/animate/cat.gifSylvester...
Lord Of Storms
03-09-2003, 14:20
and cheesehttp://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/constrector/cheesess.gif
Ser Clegane
03-09-2003, 15:38
and a band playing
Ser Clegane
03-09-2003, 18:49
on combs. Suddenly
Dramicus
03-09-2003, 20:06
a ginormous
Ser Clegane
03-09-2003, 21:16
with green and yellow stripes
appeared and claimed that
Kongamato
03-09-2003, 22:57
He whose name cannot be spoken
Gaius Julius
03-10-2003, 00:32
begone.
Demon of Light
03-10-2003, 01:04
exile forevermore.
Demon of Light
03-10-2003, 01:06
The nameless one
Kongamato
03-10-2003, 01:09
whose name is
Demon of Light
03-10-2003, 01:29
Mithrandir (Demon of Light is shot)
Gaius Julius
03-10-2003, 07:12
raised
Demon of Light
03-10-2003, 19:22
and decreed
Ser Clegane
03-10-2003, 20:20
free beer
Leet Eriksson
03-10-2003, 21:12
to everyone
Demon of Light
03-10-2003, 21:19
After which his
Demon of Light
03-10-2003, 21:20
banishment was repealed.
Muneyoshi
03-10-2003, 21:25
And everyone
Leet Eriksson
03-10-2003, 21:27
got toasted
Muneyoshi
03-10-2003, 21:29
and had sex
71-hour Ahmed
03-10-2003, 21:35
with the sister
Negative
03-10-2003, 21:37
of Soly and her pet ferret.
Muneyoshi
03-10-2003, 21:39
...
Ser Clegane
03-10-2003, 21:39
Then unfortunately
Muneyoshi
03-10-2003, 21:41
the ferret died
Devastatin Dave
03-10-2003, 21:59
and Soly cried.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
Ser Clegane
03-10-2003, 22:05
... but a fairy appeared and
Devastatin Dave
03-10-2003, 22:13
snorted some "pixie dust"
71-hour Ahmed
03-10-2003, 22:51
and danced the weasel dance
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/images/head_dilbert.gif
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/images/head_ratbert.gif
Kongamato
03-10-2003, 23:38
the paint
Muneyoshi
03-10-2003, 23:59
off his penis
*That worked out weird "chisel the paint brush off his penis"
Muneyoshi
03-11-2003, 02:40
his cheeseburger
Demon of Light
03-11-2003, 03:32
. After which Daveinkorea and Negative were
Demon of Light
03-11-2003, 03:32
shot for saying "soly".
Gaius Julius
03-11-2003, 04:38
is a commie
Muneyoshi
03-11-2003, 04:48
bastard. We laughed.
Kongamato
03-11-2003, 09:16
profusely
Brutal DLX
03-11-2003, 12:12
curdled on the floor.
Ser Clegane
03-11-2003, 12:35
a chipmunk decided
Muneyoshi
03-11-2003, 15:24
to die, because
LittleGrizzly
03-11-2003, 16:08
shall rule
Lord Of Storms
03-11-2003, 16:10
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/xerx/happysaddam.gifhttp://smilies.networkessence.net/s/cwm/cwm/piss.gifWhile saddam insane gets...
Demon of Light
03-11-2003, 20:43
shafted
Dramicus
03-11-2003, 21:21
by his mother
Leet Eriksson
03-11-2003, 21:43
and brother..
Devastatin Dave
03-11-2003, 21:47
and second cousin once removed
Ser Clegane
03-11-2003, 21:52
and the phantom of the opera
Gaius Julius
03-11-2003, 22:27
and the Great Gazoo.
_Martyr_
03-11-2003, 22:29
When will
Gaius Julius
03-11-2003, 22:55
this
Ser Clegane
03-11-2003, 23:01
abomination
Kongamato
03-12-2003, 00:07
bloody end
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/BIGspike.gif
LittleGrizzly
03-12-2003, 00:17
of america
Heraclius
03-12-2003, 01:54
fall
Kongamato
03-12-2003, 02:18
of Nome
Gaius Julius
03-12-2003, 05:17
begins
Kongamato
03-12-2003, 08:05
in cans.
On a totally different planet
Ser Clegane
03-12-2003, 11:01
a clan of squirrel warriors
. Then suddenly a great Vyvern
Leet Eriksson
03-12-2003, 12:26
ate them all..
and suffered terrible stomach ..
Dramicus
03-12-2003, 18:14
Then Samurai Jack
MonkeyMan
03-12-2003, 18:22
..died after being crushed to death by a mountain of spam. At the funeral..
Dramicus
03-12-2003, 18:46
He burst out of the coffin with his katana in hand. He froze as Aku loomed before him. They stared eachother down untill finally Jack Leaped forward, letting loose a cry of vengance. Time seemed to slow as he soared through the air. Aku did not move or make a sound as the magical blade carved its way down through his shoulder and out his hip. The body of Aku fell back and seporated in two pieces. Letting out a sigh of relief, Jack returned his sword to its scabberd. As he started to walk away he turned to take one last look at Aku, but the body was no longer there. Suddenly the mocking laughter of Aku filled the air, taunting Jack. Turning slowly, he continued on his quest to find a way back to the past. As Jack went further and further from the coffin his theme music got increasingly louder untill the screen fades to black and all one can hear is the blowing wind...
MonkeyMan
03-12-2003, 19:04
Next Episode.
Dramicus
03-12-2003, 20:33
(lol)
Samurai Jack
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-12-2003, 20:38
splattered
Ser Clegane
03-12-2003, 20:53
his yoghurt
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-12-2003, 21:00
off a mountain.
Dramicus
03-12-2003, 21:06
after being ambushed by an army of robot ninjas...
Demon of Light
03-12-2003, 22:07
seeking the way to
Ser Clegane
03-12-2003, 22:19
the next seven eleven
71-hour Ahmed
03-12-2003, 22:27
with paper in it.
Kongamato
03-12-2003, 23:31
Suddenly, Aku rose from the toilet like a great black rocket. Aku Said Jack, as he placed his hand upon his sword. Towering over Jack, Aku's burning eyes squinted as he delivered forth a chilling prohecy. "Hear this, Samurai. When this cursed story thread reaches one thousand replies, so shall a great evil be delivered upon this world. BEWARE, Samurai AHHhhaaahhahahahaaah". A startled/jolted Jack then watched Aku shift back into a snakelike form, spiraling down and down into the toilet from whence he appeared.
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-13-2003, 00:05
evil Toradyne Corporation
launches its new product...
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-13-2003, 00:28
hair regrowth cereal.
The .org junior members run frantically
LittleGrizzly
03-13-2003, 02:30
but all stopped to urinate which created
Kongamato
03-13-2003, 03:07
Quicksand
LittleGrizzly
03-13-2003, 03:11
and a tidal wave which..
LittleGrizzly
03-13-2003, 04:04
and formed a lake in grizz back garden
Gaius Julius
03-13-2003, 05:54
that stunk
Heraclius
03-13-2003, 06:19
to high heaven
Dramicus
03-13-2003, 06:30
like a
Kongamato
03-13-2003, 06:42
navel fulla cottage cheese
Gaius Julius
03-13-2003, 06:42
cesspool
Lord Of Storms
03-13-2003, 13:00
Juice...http://members.fortunecity.com/bbsmilies/animated/beerpull.gif
Demon of Light
03-13-2003, 19:46
. The .org Junior members
Dramicus
03-13-2003, 20:07
raise their post count by
Ser Clegane
03-13-2003, 20:09
thoughtfully discussing
Dramicus
03-13-2003, 20:13
is used to convey normally useless or "off-topic" information in the hopes of raising one's "post-count"...
Skomatth
03-13-2003, 20:19
a large
Dramicus
03-13-2003, 20:19
"John Thompson"
Skomatth
03-13-2003, 20:22
one bad...
Skomatth
03-13-2003, 20:24
always forgets
redrooster
03-13-2003, 20:24
to wear
Kongamato
03-13-2003, 20:24
9 more posts before 1000
redrooster
03-13-2003, 20:26
he looks like a
Skomatth
03-13-2003, 20:26
dishes for his
redrooster
03-13-2003, 20:28
gay
redrooster
03-13-2003, 20:28
as can be
redrooster
03-13-2003, 20:29
(who hits the thousand have to summarize the thread)
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