1 Word Story

[Matt Deckard]

yellow-hamster-like-thing

[Skidrowpunk]

with some sort of

[Scipio]

wierd

[Leet Eriksson]

mass of...

[Papewaio]

CA excuses for lousy game support...

[Scipio]

wich totally(Pape if the CA werent after you before they are certainly after you now I believe they are commonly known as the CiA http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[Dhepee]

chicken like substance

[Snowhobbit]

and

[dessa14]

hit scipio and SK in the heads with cricket bats declaring australia the winner of the current test match against india

[Scipio]

Quote[/b] ]hit scipio and SK in the heads with cricket bats declaring australia the winner of the current test match against india

(Do you think it is a good idea to smack someone in the head with a cricket bat who is helping you build a mod, or a person who is in your clan? Oh well I geusse I did my daily dose at you too. Just a thought.)anyway...


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[dessa14]

i just like smacking you in the head with a cricket bat if you want a ceasefire just ask.

[Snowhobbit]

so he did

[Efrem Da King]

......NOT

[LittleGrizzly]

...and preceded to bury them alive

[Snowhobbit]

with

[Skidrowpunk]

Snowhobbit's underwear

[TheSilverKnight]

but then

[Efrem Da King]

Dr. Tito

[dessa14]

smacked the two of them in the head with a cricket bat

[Snowhobbit]

in retaliation

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

for letting the one word story drop off the first page

[LittleGrizzly]

which forced economic sanctions upon said evil doers...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

So no beer http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cheers.gif

[LittleGrizzly]

which forced them to use thier imagination

[Dhepee]

to create three

[LittleGrizzly]

multi-coloured...

[Scipio]

multi lingual

[LittleGrizzly]

mutli-talented

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Multinationals

[LittleGrizzly]

which produced

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Cherry Tango

[LittleGrizzly]

the only thing able to rival the evil coca cola

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Dhepee]

a pus filled sore

[Snowhobbit]

attacked

[Teutonic Knight]

Bill Cosby

[Dhepee]

who deserved it because

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

he had stolen the wives

[Dhepee]

of Osama Bin Laden, all 57 of them

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

On the run, our hero

[TheSilverKnight]

Horatio Hornblower

[Dhepee]

stopped

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

by the coastguard

[LittleGrizzly]

of the evil nation of....

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

me.

[Demon of Light]

Hornblower retaliated by

[Snowhobbit]

singing X-mas Carrolls

[dessa14]

and drinking incessintly like aussies, but then...

[some_totalwar_dude]

the coast guard stepped in

[Bevan of Hertfordshire]

and used a large mackeral to sedate him

[Dhepee]

and then confiscated his pants

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

sodomised

[Sigurd]

eh...whatshisname

[Dhepee]

with a

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

glue gun ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flat.gif )

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[Dhepee]

clogging up his

[Snowhobbit]

nostrils

[gaelic cowboy]

significantly

[Snowhobbit]

causing

[TheSilverKnight]

our hero, Horatio Hornblower

[Leet Eriksson]

to mastur... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[LittleGrizzly]

..... the art of

[Scipio]

dancing in...

[LittleGrizzly]

tutu's

[Snowhobbit]

villa

[some_totalwar_dude]

dressed like http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/santa.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

a gigantic pudding

[Snowhobbit]

with

[TheSilverKnight]

Scipio and SK screaming "BUMP"

[Snowhobbit]

and

[The Wizard]

the crusade against 'oversized' sigs got defeated by the Jihad of Well-Proportioned sigs

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[Leet Eriksson]

pop what-do-you-call-him? declared another crusade against....

[gaelic cowboy]

people posting more than one word in the one word story

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

and thus the first volunteer of the crusade, gaeilc cowboy, promptly commited suicide for posting more than one word in the one word story

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Skidrowpunk]

therefore we celebrate the 27th of december in remembrance of gaelic boy.

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[The Wizard]

Quote[/b] (gaelic cowboy @ Dec. 27 2003,02:48)]people posting more than one word in the one word story
[*cough* we hijacked the one word thread with our sentences a looooooong time ago... well they did. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif]

santa clause didn't give gaelic cowboy any more presents

[Snowhobbit]

except

[The Wizard]

for a slap in the face

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Leet Eriksson]

a kick to the balls....

[The Wizard]

... groaning, gaelic cowboy exited -- stage left...

[Leet Eriksson]

And here,we come to the happy ending of the one word story thread http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

































































NOT

[Snowhobbit]

Thus

[Skidrowpunk]

Snowhobbit realized that he only says "thus" and

[Snowhobbit]

charged

[Leet Eriksson]

Skidrowpunk in the balls.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[The Wizard]

who puked out his lunch on faisal...

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

who

[Sigurd]

called in wrath to the mighty allfather... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/santa.gif

[The Wizard]

who got swamped in an almighty eating frenzy of Santa Clause..

[Snowhobbit]

when

[Skidrowpunk]

a small hobbit appeared

[dessa14]

with the VIRUS OUT OF 29 DAYS LATER (yes i know it is 28 days later)

[Snowhobbit]

and

[The Wizard]

thus

[Snowhobbit]

he

[Leet Eriksson]

mastered the art of....

[The_Emperor]

oragami

[Snowhobbit]

and

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

kabuki

[Snowhobbit]

when

[The Wizard]

he died by the hand of

[Snowhobbit]

an orange

[The Wizard]

-painted woad warrior (obviously a very disturbed man )

[Snowhobbit]

decided

[Skidrowpunk]

to jump upon the Lord of the Mount and roll over to catch a

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

cold

[MiniKiller]

which he would give to...

[gaelic cowboy]

MiniKiller

[gaelic cowboy]

for

[The_Emperor]

the new year

[MiniKiller]

so he could become imune to it and back to the main story....


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[o_loompah_the_delayer]

which is?

[The Wizard]

Thus

[Leet Eriksson]

all this fuss was about...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

disease

[The Wizard]

thus ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

far

[Teutonic Knight]

Teutonic Knight was wondering why everyone around him was being promoted....

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

as his massive

[JAG]

*ding dong*

[MiniKiller]

Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ Dec. 31 2003,13:56)]Teutonic Knight was wondering why everyone around him was being promoted....
Mini was wondering same thing

[Leet Eriksson]

becuase..

[The Wizard]

don't look at me, i dont know...

[Skidrowpunk]

and neither do I said the little creature called Snowhobbit.

[Monk]

I know the answer

[Demon of Light]

The Demon of Light then appeared and demanded that Mini-Killer do a more in-depth write-up on the Emperor of Byzantium campaign.

[The Wizard]

The local wizard noted that "Demon of Light" is a contradictio in terminis. Yes, indeed *smokes pipe*

[MiniKiller]

But MiniKiller could not as his old sword has rusted over and has aquired a new cleaner, swifter, stronger sword for use in battle.

(old comp dead new one in, no files on it.)

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the rage of the Demon of Light was awesome to behold

[Snowhobbit]

as

[The Wizard]

the local wizard (which is me, btw) ate a pie voraciously

[HawaiianHobbit]

yeah

[HawaiianHobbit]

now

[HawaiianHobbit]

I get

[HawaiianHobbit]

to

[HawaiianHobbit]

spam

[HawaiianHobbit]

Quote[/b] (MiniKiller @ Dec. 31 2003,16:50)]
Quote[/b] (Teutonic Knight @ Dec. 31 2003,13:56)]Teutonic Knight was wondering why everyone around him was being promoted....
Mini was wondering same thing
don't look at me I don't know

[MiniKiller]

but ur only supposed to spam one at a time and stay with the story (1 at a time meaning 1 post, then let otehrs post)

the enormus light blinds the new comer we call "Spam man" who drops to his knees in awe of the power...

[HawaiianHobbit]

Quote[/b] (MiniKiller @ Jan. 01 2004,15:19)]but ur only supposed to spam one at a time and stay with the story (1 at a time meaning 1 post, then let otehrs post)

the enormus light blinds the new comer we call "Spam man" who drops to his knees in awe of the power...
ok I'll stay with the story

[Snowhobbit]

and the original hobbit was thankful that the newcomer decide to obey the rules

[Leet Eriksson]

But suddenly

[MiniKiller]

out of the darkend clouds came a giant spear aimed for...

[dessa14]

dessa's old 12 stitch cricket ball aimed directly at someone i don't know, in a place i don't know, with an old box i don't know "craack" as the ball shattered the box.
(nah really i do know who it was, it was Silverknight)

[Snowhobbit]

and

[antek]

then came a

[Snowhobbit]

ant

[Leet Eriksson]

who got..

[Snowhobbit]

rabies

[antek]

which

[HawaiianHobbit]

jumped on

[MiniKiller]

an old women who then..

[HawaiianHobbit]

stepped on it and...

[Eastside Character]

nothing happened, it was so because ...

[Eastside Character]

because as she was just about to step on it - it dematerialized

[HawaiianHobbit]

and went...

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

on board the enterprise

[Eastside Character]

to boldly go

[Skidrowpunk]

to find something to drink, but since Snowhobbit already been around stealing every drink in the world, Eastside Character decided to

[Snowhobbit]

whack

[HawaiianHobbit]

Eastside Character

[Snowhobbit]

and (can someone explain why he should whack himself? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif ?

[Eastside Character]

cuz Snowhobbit and HawaiianHobbit forced me to do this... somehow ...

[MiniKiller]

they made him rabid and uncontrolable, he cant control his actions *gets knocked out by eastside*

[Snowhobbit]

and

[Eastside Character]

I cant control even my .. my.. my .. *loosing control over himself* my ... my thoughts

[MiniKiller]

eastside character declares himself a god and creates his own...

[Leet Eriksson]

while faisal is....

[MiniKiller]

off the subject and not follwoing the story he is blindsided by...

[Demon of Light]

Quote[/b] (MiniKiller @ Jan. 01 2004,08:53)]But MiniKiller could not as his old sword has rusted over and has aquired a new cleaner, swifter, stronger sword for use in battle.

(old comp dead new one in, no files on it.)
me vale madre

[Snowhobbit]

a herring

[antek]

which smells of cocnuts in cans.

[Skidrowpunk]

"The end is near, Snowhobbit yelled and with a cry of frustration and fear he drew his sword from its scabbard.

[Eastside Character]

...but at the same moment...

[antek]

antek lifted his musket

[HawaiianHobbit]

and shot

[antek]

blasting Snowhobbit's head to bits.

[HawaiianHobbit]

When suddenly

[Eastside Character]

HawaiianHobbit, wanting to revenge the death of his fellow hobbit (tragically murdered Snowhobbit - R.I.P.)...

[Snowhobbit]

so

[Eastside Character]

Snowhobbit is alive maybe he had that Mithrill (sp) thing on him??? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif or maybe...

[Snowhobbit]

he didn't

[Eastside Character]

anyway

[HawaiianHobbit]

to revenge Snowhobbits death HawaiianHobit

[Eastside Character]

didnt do a damn thing as Snowhobbit was really alive as it turned out

[MiniKiller]

but only in his dreams. hobbet finally came to the realization snowhobbit is gone and strikes up his carrot nunchucks.

[Eastside Character]

so

[antek]

antek reloaded his musket

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

With his intense 3rpm fire, Antek

[Snowhobbit]

when

[antek]

Snowhobbit, furious about the death of his friend, madly charged at Antek

[Snowhobbit]

chockingly

[Eastside Character]

and stabbed him with his hobbitish dagger

[Snowhobbit]

causing

[Eastside Character]

unexpected

[Snowhobbit]

laughter

[MiniKiller]

in antek because he was wearing...

[Snowhobbit]

a

[Eastside Character]

red latex bra

[antek]

which protected him from the attack. Then he lifted his musket again

[Snowhobbit]

shooting BKS

[antek]

/Ok, the latest story is:
People posting more than one word in the one word story and thus the first volunteer of the crusade, gaeilc cowboy, promptly commited suicide for posting more than one word in the one word story and therefore we celebrate the 27th of december in remembrance of gaelic boy. Thus santa clause didn't give gaelic cowboy any more presents
except for a slap in the face and a kick to the balls....
... groaning, gaelic cowboy exited -- stage left...
And here,we come to the happy ending of the one word story thread



NOT

Thus Snowhobbit realized that he only says "thus" and charged Skidrowpunk in the balls....who puked out his lunch on faisal... who called in wrath to the mighty allfather...who got swamped in an almighty eating frenzy of Santa Clause.. when a small hobbit appeared with the VIRUS OUT OF 29 DAYS LATER (yes i know it is 28 days later) and thus he mastered the art of.... origami and kabuki when he died by the hand of an orange-painted woad warrior (obviously a very disturbed man ) decided to jump upon the Lord of the Mount and roll over to catch a cold which he would give to... MiniKiller for the new year so he could become imune to it and back to the main story.... which is?

Thus all this fuss was about... disease thus far Teutonic Knight was wondering why everyone around him was being promoted.... as his massive *ding dong* Mini was wondering same thing becuase.. don't look at me, i dont know... and neither do I said the little creature called Snowhobbit. I know the answer The Demon of Light then appeared and demanded that Mini-Killer do a more in-depth write-up on the Emperor of Byzantium campaign. The local wizard noted that "Demon of Light" is a contradictio in terminis. Yes, indeed *smokes pipe* But MiniKiller could not as his old sword has rusted over and has aquired a new cleaner, swifter, stronger sword for use in battle. and the rage of the Demon of Light was awesome to behold as the local wizard (which is me, btw) ate a pie voraciously yeah now I get to spam
-don't look at me I don't know
the enormus light blinds the new comer we call "Spam man" who drops to his knees in awe of the power...
-ok I'll stay with the story
and the original hobbit was thankful that the newcomer decide to obey the rules But suddenly out of the darkend clouds came a giant spear aimed for... dessa's old 12 stitch cricket ball aimed directly at someone i don't know, in a place i don't know, with an old box i don't know "craack" as the ball shattered the box.
(nah really i do know who it was, it was Silverknight) and
then came a ant who got.. rabies which jumped on an old women who then.. stepped on it and... nothing happened, it was so because ... because as she was just about to step on it - it dematerialized and went...on board the enterprise to boldly go to find something to drink, but since Snowhobbit already been around stealing every drink in the world, Eastside Character decided to whack Eastside Character and (can someone explain why he should whack himself?
-cuz Snowhobbit and HawaiianHobbit forced me to do this... somehow ...
they made him rabid and uncontrolable, he cant control his actions *gets knocked out by eastside* and I cant control even my .. my.. my .. *loosing control over himself* my ... my thoughts eastside character declares himself a god and creates his own... while faisal is.... off the subject and not follwoing the story he is blindsided by...
me vale madre a herring which smells of cocnuts in cans.

"The end is near, Snowhobbit yelled and with a cry of frustration and fear he drew his sword from its scabbard. ...but at the same moment... antek lifted his musket and shot blasting Snowhobbit's head to bits. When suddenly HawaiianHobbit, wanting to revenge the death of his fellow hobbit (tragically murdered Snowhobbit - R.I.P.)... so Snowhobbit is alive maybe he had that Mithrill (sp) thing on him??? or maybe... he didn't anyway to revenge Snowhobbits death HawaiianHobit didnt do a damn thing as Snowhobbit was really alive as it turned out but only in his dreams. hobbet finally came to the realization snowhobbit is gone and strikes up his carrot nunchucks. so antek reloaded his musket With his intense 3rpm fire, Antek when Snowhobbit, furious about the death of his friend, madly charged at Antek chockingly and stabbed him with his hobbitish dagger causing unexpected laughter in antek because he was wearing... a red latex bra which protected him from the attack. Then he lifted his musket again shooting BKS

What a wonderful story We should get it printed
/

[Snowhobbit]

and (I agree it's indeed a interesting thread)

[BDC]

but the powder was wet

[Snowhobbit]

thus

[Eastside Character]

I like the story too, it even makes sense in a way. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif


so

[antek]

antek took out a hair drier

[Snowhobbit]

he (GAH I admit i'm not the greatest english speaking person in the world, but the grammar here is just horrible&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[antek]

dried the powder, and

[MiniKiller]

tried to turn it on but had no plug outlit's around

so...

[Snowhobbit]

he

[MiniKiller]

decided

[Snowhobbit]

to

[antek]

take out his most deadly weapon, which was

[Snowhobbit]

a herring

[antek]

that smelled of coconuts in cans. He whacked snowhobbit with it

[Snowhobbit]

and missed

[antek]

he then noticed that he killed snowhobbit already, and that now he was supposed to whack HawaiianHobbit. So he whacked him, and haven't missed this time, causing him

[Snowhobbit]

a lawsuit against antek

[MiniKiller]

which antek pleads to as insanity when...

[Snowhobbit]

George bush

[Eastside Character]

who

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

enjoyed the occasional

[antek]

decided to

[The Wizard]

bomb Syria

[antek]

and Arabia. After he did that, out of a hole came

[Leet Eriksson]

The mexican president

[Antalis::]

And so he

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

rocked hard

[Leet Eriksson]

and rapped about..

[The Wizard]

da hood and da big problemos that be there yoyo homies southside

[antek]

But bush was from westside, so he

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

gathered his 'crew'

[Sigurd]

... Suddenly the Berserker Jarl entered the scene and screamed with a loud voice at antek for borrowing his face...

[antek]

and screamed even louder at him for borrowing and slightly alteting his signature http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[antek]

, but this didn't stop Bush from carrying on. After he gathered his 'crew', he

[Eastside Character]

he made a short statement

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

regarding their bad-ass Gangsta intentions

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

on the financial merits of donkey smuggling

[antek]

in East Timor. Then he said

[Eastside Character]

that

[HawaiianHobbit]

after

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

their massive supper

[o_loompah_the_delayer]

getting a Harvard MBA