1 Word Story

[Knight_Yellow]

whos well hung


( change the subject )

[AggonyShim2]

who

[Lord Of Storms]

approached...

[Postino]

soly's girlfreinds

[MonkeyMan]

but

[Postino]

solys girlfreinds

[Dramicus]

wouldnt

[Lord Of Storms]

Give http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/ladysman.gif

[Dramicus]

any

[LordTed]

professor Smith

[MonkeyMan]

without

[_Martyr_]

soly

[TomThumbKOP]

bending

[Dramicus]

and spreading

[chilliwilli]

his

[Dramicus]

legs

[Alrowan]

wide

[Postino]

for an injection of.....[drum roll please]

[Leet Eriksson]

coke

[Teutonic Knight]

good lord this is getting nasty

[Alrowan]

syrup

[Lord Of Storms]

In...

[Postino]

Quote[/b] (Postino @ Feb. 11 2003,11:07)]
Quote[/b] (Postino @ Feb. 10 2003,20:53)]cans.
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
[i was really hoping that spam would be soly's insertion]

[Dramicus]

his

[MonkeyMan]

turnip

[Lord Of Storms]

Bush...http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Usersmilies/ireen/Bikini.gif

[Dramicus]

He could feel

[Gaius Julius]

satisfied http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Brutal DLX]

but at the same time,

[Alrowan]

waiting for

[redrooster]

his buttocks

[Lord Of Storms]

and her breasts...http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/xerx/smileybreasts.gif

[Lord Of Storms]

to get possum humped http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/constrector/possumhump3.gif

[redrooster]

until

[Teutonic Knight]

a rooster

[_Martyr_]

questioned

[Dramicus]

his ability to

[Lord Of Storms]

Draw his sword...http://www.myvidtodvd.com/mysmilies/otn/violent/medieval.gif

[Dramicus]

ooc: lol close enough....


Soly then decided

[Lord Of Storms]

to ask a friend...http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/xerx/happysaddam.gif

[Dramicus]

about a critical topic

[_Martyr_]

that involved

[MonkeyMan]

an antelope called Norman

[Demon of Light]

. God Himself then

[LittleGrizzly]

sent norman on a quest....

[Dramicus]

to remove Soly's

[Lord Of Storms]

Memory...http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/chaos99/greenchair.gif

[Dramicus]

of how to use his

[Teutonic Knight]

s-

[Dramicus]

-ogy

[Alrowan]

undies

[Dramicus]

Suddenly

[Postino]

susan

the commisar

[Dramicus]

ate his

[Gaius Julius]

shorts

[Postino]

. his shorts

[Major Robert Dump]

contained

[LittleGrizzly]

peanuts

[redrooster]

and mayonaise

[bosdur]

which

[Brutal DLX]

a dump left

[redrooster]

after a wet fart

[Lord Of Storms]

Ran down...

[Teutonic Knight]

his les-

[Postino]

-s-than-wholesome

[Dramicus]

floppy shaf-

[_Martyr_]

t. In other news

[Postino]

the war of

[Dramicus]

cheese dumplings

[Major Robert Dump]

killed a

[Dramicus]

cheese doughnut

[Teutonic Knight]

but was not

[Kongamato]

http://www.deltaforce.com/catalog/media/C-9312_justifiable_homicide.jpg

[Dramicus]

so the council of

[Lord Of Storms]

Fro Bros http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Afro.gif

[Elwe]

did

[Kongamato]

http://www.copi.com/graphics/probe.gif

[Gaius Julius]

the evidence.

[Postino]

suspicious

[Gaius Julius]

findings

[Lord Of Storms]

With...

[MonkeyMan]

..out

[Brutal DLX]

any spam

[Alrowan]

or green eggs and

[71-hour Ahmed]

ham, but

[Aleborg]

never

[Teutonic Knight]

h-


(sorry I can't resist)

[_Martyr_]

-url

[Teutonic Knight]

-ed his own

[Sigurd]

intestines

[LittleGrizzly]

at

[_Martyr_]

soly
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[71-hour Ahmed]

who was

[Teutonic Knight]

drin-

[Lord Of Storms]

king..http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Blackstuff.gifhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Lager%20Louts.gif

[_Martyr_]

brine

(sorry couldnt think of anything else) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[71-hour Ahmed]

and eating a p-

[Teutonic Knight]

rostate

(ewww)

[71-hour Ahmed]

-d monkey nut

(not much better if you think dirty)

[Teutonic Knight]

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww................ http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[Postino]

but with salt they

[71-hour Ahmed]

tasted kinda like...

(I'm not going to say it myself, someelse can)

[Exile]

chicken, but

[Demon of Light]

. God again appeared

[Dramicus]

and licked Soly's




(*maniacal laughter* http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Teutonic Knight]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif

[Dramicus]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Teutonic Knight]

smokin' shocked, freaked out smilie....

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Dramicus]

now whos gonna continue the story?..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (Dramicus @ Feb. 26 2003,15:01)]now whos gonna continue the story?..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
umm.....you fool

hurry up before it gets closed

start anew hury

[Kongamato]

http://www.meanwhilestudios.com/meanlogo.JPG

[Dramicus]

a PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

[_Martyr_]

from outer Mongolia

[Teutonic Knight]

riding on a Mongolian war-pony

[Kongamato]

came to a halt when

[Lord Of Storms]

Soly got stuck in...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Stuck%20in%20Ice.gif

[Kongamato]

http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Soda%20Cork/Cuba.JPG

[Sigurd]

. The Vikings

[Kongamato]

lived in

[Teutonic Knight]

Quote[/b] (Kongamato @ Feb. 26 2003,21:15)]living in
The Sea of Japan

[Alrowan]

cuba

[Gaius Julius]

for a short while

[Lord Of Storms]

They pillaged...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Viking.gif

[Brutal DLX]

a lot of deep sea rum factories

[Swoosh So]

gah

[Alrowan]

smelling like

[Teutonic Knight]

the gas of a thousands farts

[Lord Of Storms]

and hacked up a chicken... http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Puke%20Chicken.gif

[_Martyr_]

farmer

[Demon of Light]

. Whereupon the Lord God

[Postino]

smote them with implements of


{i love that word: smote...and smite too for that matter}

[Lord Of Storms]

The fleas of a thousand camels...http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/other/11doh.gif

[_Martyr_]

behinds

[Teutonic Knight]

and as if

[Dramicus]

*booming voice*

A GIANT FLAMING CHIMP

[Demon of Light]

weren't enough, He further

[Sigurd]

smote http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Negative]

all ferrets with his middle finger.

[_Martyr_]

Queen Victoria

[Kongamato]

, http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Soda%20Cork2/Wake%20Up.jpg

[Whitey]

with a bang

[_Martyr_]

because

[Whitey]

its Christmas

[Lord Of Storms]

In Lala Landhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/other/11doh.gif

[Kongamato]

Where the parking

[Gaius Julius]

is free

[Kongamato]

And I wont forget

[Lord Of Storms]

The whip...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Bondage.gif

[Gaius Julius]

and the chains

[Kongamato]

which is also free but the leather outfits are...

[Lord Of Storms]

Lame...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Lame.gif

[Kongamato]

because

[bosdur]

it has "howl" written in it.

[Sigurd]

Spiderman http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Brutal DLX]

swung by and

[MonkeyMan]

dropped

[Alrowan]

an axe

[LittleGrizzly]

on a pedestrains ....

[MonkeyMan]

pet

[Sigurd]

Gorilla

[Lord Of Storms]

That humpedhttp://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/sex2.gif

[Postino]

me.

[_Martyr_]

Even though

[Lord Of Storms]

your butt uglyhttp://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/bootyshake.gif

[Demon of Light]

His work with

[Demon of Light]

the perverse gorilla done,

[Demon of Light]

Spiderman

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Launched

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

ICBM's

[solypsist]

here (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html)

[bosdur]

Wonder Woman http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif.

[Lord Of Storms]

http://www.rocketsky.net/~mysmilies/ups/kamikaze/smilie_spiderman.gifhmmm me spidey sense is a tinglin

[Kongamato]

Next thing you know

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

An articulated lorry

[_Martyr_]

that was parked


(this must be the longest thread ever http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[chilliwilli]

under a

[LittleGrizzly]

authentic sixtenth century monastery

[Xicote]

and was praying for a...

[Sigurd]

new thesaurus

[MonkeyMan]

ahem including the number 500

[MonkeyMan]

which defined the number 501 as the elixir of the gods. which was often known to be consumed by...

[Kongamato]

the gods

[Gaius Julius]

not mortals

[Lord Of Storms]

Fart in your general direction...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Southpark.gif

[Sigurd]

which makes your Paisley tie

[Lord Of Storms]

Heavy enough to knock you over...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Thud.gif

[Gaius Julius]

on to the floor

[Gaius Julius]

that's filthy

[Lord Of Storms]

and full of spiders....http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ultima/MON12.GIF

[Alrowan]

and spam (somone complie this eh.. LOL)

[Gaius Julius]

cakes

[Lord Of Storms]

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/nichtani_1/spam1.gifwith Pickled possum feet...

[Gaius Julius]

side order of fries

[Dramicus]

yum, cheese doughnut....

[Postino]

and some of those little mints you find at weddings.

[Sigurd]

Back in Europe

[Postino]

thousands of pot-heads

[Lord Of Storms]

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/bongsmi.gifhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/glasses/rasta.gifLight the largest...

[LittleGrizzly]

bong which covers from end of poland to hungary

[chilliwilli]

and get so stoned that

[Alrowan]

the spam that they were eating for munchies

[Sigurd]

seemed

[Lord Of Storms]

http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Lager%20Louts.gifto make them sing...

[_Martyr_]

with clear and resounding voices

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

'Ride of the Valkries' by Wagner.

[_Martyr_]

My new avatar should be ...



(this is my 500th post, I would like to dedicate it to the history essay I should be doing right now http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif)

[Leet Eriksson]

then...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Pope Jude VI

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Exploded

[bosdur]

and became Laetitia Casta http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif .

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

His remains

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

were turned into commemerative necklaces for my hundredth post.

[Postino]

Down by the seaside

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Where the waves rolled.

[Leet Eriksson]

and washed away his remains..

[Kongamato]

and then

[Sigurd]

a great blue whale

[Kongamato]

said

[james]

Give me a bottle of cider.

[Postino]

and a cheese burger for jonas...

[bosdur]

Or Else...

[andy119]

Ill cut off ur...

[Teutonic Knight]

*(censored)*

[andy119]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif and then the cider and burger appared from

[chilliwilli]

the great beyond http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif.

[andy119]

from the bottle of cider jumped out a

[chilliwilli]

grotesque

[andy119]

Jock http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

[Dramicus]

which

[andy119]

cracked

[Dramicus]

open

[andy119]

a

[Kongamato]

rift in the

[Lord Of Storms]

Space time continuum...http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/games/diablo/DMAGE.GIF

[Gaius Julius]

to reveal

[Kongamato]

Spam

[Gaius Julius]

surprise

[Lord Of Storms]

Then a charging moose...http://www.gifs.net/animate/moose.gif

[Alrowan]

named

[Postino]

rocky http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif

[Kongamato]

charged from the rift...

[andy119]

and proclaimed

[Lord Of Storms]

I have gas...http://www.gifs.net/animate/flamet.gif

[Sigurd]

Before anyone could

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Disarm him.

[dragonchi]

postman

[baz]

knocks

[Sigurd]

up

[Lord Of Storms]

Betty Boop http://www.gifs.net/animate/booper.gif

[andy119]

who poked a