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Knight_Yellow
02-22-2003, 18:53
whos well hung


( change the subject )

AggonyShim2
02-22-2003, 18:53
who

Lord Of Storms
02-22-2003, 19:18
approached...

Postino
02-22-2003, 21:21
soly's girlfreinds

MonkeyMan
02-22-2003, 22:03
but

Postino
02-22-2003, 22:03
solys girlfreinds

Dramicus
02-22-2003, 22:19
wouldnt

Lord Of Storms
02-22-2003, 22:35
Give http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/ladysman.gif

Dramicus
02-22-2003, 22:38
any

LordTed
02-23-2003, 01:18
professor Smith

MonkeyMan
02-23-2003, 02:25
without

_Martyr_
02-23-2003, 02:30
soly

TomThumbKOP
02-23-2003, 02:31
bending

Dramicus
02-23-2003, 03:26
and spreading

chilliwilli
02-23-2003, 03:31
his

Dramicus
02-23-2003, 04:46
legs

Alrowan
02-23-2003, 08:36
wide

Postino
02-23-2003, 10:50
for an injection of.....[drum roll please]

Leet Eriksson
02-23-2003, 11:40
coke

Teutonic Knight
02-23-2003, 15:14
good lord this is getting nasty

Alrowan
02-23-2003, 15:22
syrup

Lord Of Storms
02-23-2003, 15:24
In...

Postino
02-23-2003, 15:30
Quote[/b] (Postino @ Feb. 11 2003,11:07)]
Quote[/b] (Postino @ Feb. 10 2003,20:53)]cans.
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
[i was really hoping that spam would be soly's insertion]

Dramicus
02-23-2003, 17:37
his

MonkeyMan
02-24-2003, 01:33
turnip

Lord Of Storms
02-24-2003, 02:28
Bush...http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Usersmilies/ireen/Bikini.gif

Dramicus
02-24-2003, 04:14
He could feel

Gaius Julius
02-24-2003, 05:04
satisfied http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

Brutal DLX
02-24-2003, 13:29
but at the same time,

Alrowan
02-24-2003, 15:24
waiting for

redrooster
02-24-2003, 15:49
his buttocks

Lord Of Storms
02-24-2003, 15:53
and her breasts...http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/xerx/smileybreasts.gif

Lord Of Storms
02-24-2003, 16:02
to get possum humped http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/constrector/possumhump3.gif

redrooster
02-24-2003, 16:05
until

Teutonic Knight
02-24-2003, 20:55
a rooster

_Martyr_
02-24-2003, 23:37
questioned

Dramicus
02-24-2003, 23:47
his ability to

Lord Of Storms
02-24-2003, 23:48
Draw his sword...http://www.myvidtodvd.com/mysmilies/otn/violent/medieval.gif

Dramicus
02-24-2003, 23:52
ooc: lol close enough....


Soly then decided

Lord Of Storms
02-24-2003, 23:58
to ask a friend...http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/xerx/happysaddam.gif

Dramicus
02-25-2003, 00:00
about a critical topic

_Martyr_
02-25-2003, 01:01
that involved

MonkeyMan
02-25-2003, 01:14
an antelope called Norman

Demon of Light
02-25-2003, 01:20
. God Himself then

LittleGrizzly
02-25-2003, 02:06
sent norman on a quest....

Dramicus
02-25-2003, 02:08
to remove Soly's

Lord Of Storms
02-25-2003, 02:12
Memory...http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/chaos99/greenchair.gif

Dramicus
02-25-2003, 02:16
of how to use his

Teutonic Knight
02-25-2003, 02:35
s-

Dramicus
02-25-2003, 02:37
-ogy

Alrowan
02-25-2003, 02:52
undies

Dramicus
02-25-2003, 02:55
Suddenly

Postino
02-25-2003, 04:01
susan

the commisar

Dramicus
02-25-2003, 04:03
ate his

Gaius Julius
02-25-2003, 04:28
shorts

Postino
02-25-2003, 07:48
. his shorts

Major Robert Dump
02-25-2003, 09:42
contained

LittleGrizzly
02-25-2003, 10:48
peanuts

redrooster
02-25-2003, 11:39
and mayonaise

bosdur
02-25-2003, 12:08
which

Brutal DLX
02-25-2003, 12:25
a dump left

redrooster
02-25-2003, 12:55
after a wet fart

Lord Of Storms
02-25-2003, 12:59
Ran down...

Teutonic Knight
02-25-2003, 15:29
his les-

Postino
02-25-2003, 20:32
-s-than-wholesome

Dramicus
02-25-2003, 21:37
floppy shaf-

_Martyr_
02-25-2003, 23:25
t. In other news

Postino
02-26-2003, 00:03
the war of

Dramicus
02-26-2003, 00:37
cheese dumplings

Major Robert Dump
02-26-2003, 00:48
killed a

Dramicus
02-26-2003, 00:55
cheese doughnut

Teutonic Knight
02-26-2003, 00:58
but was not

Kongamato
02-26-2003, 01:31
http://www.deltaforce.com/catalog/media/C-9312_justifiable_homicide.jpg

Dramicus
02-26-2003, 02:08
so the council of

Lord Of Storms
02-26-2003, 02:33
Fro Bros http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Afro.gif

Elwe
02-26-2003, 03:04
did

Kongamato
02-26-2003, 03:43
http://www.copi.com/graphics/probe.gif

Gaius Julius
02-26-2003, 05:03
the evidence.

Postino
02-26-2003, 05:09
suspicious

Gaius Julius
02-26-2003, 05:24
findings

Lord Of Storms
02-26-2003, 05:51
With...

MonkeyMan
02-26-2003, 10:57
..out

Brutal DLX
02-26-2003, 11:06
any spam

Alrowan
02-26-2003, 12:39
or green eggs and

71-hour Ahmed
02-26-2003, 13:58
ham, but

Aleborg
02-26-2003, 14:44
never

Teutonic Knight
02-26-2003, 15:46
h-


(sorry I can't resist)

_Martyr_
02-26-2003, 15:56
-url

Teutonic Knight
02-26-2003, 16:01
-ed his own

Sigurd
02-26-2003, 16:07
intestines

LittleGrizzly
02-26-2003, 16:23
at

_Martyr_
02-26-2003, 18:34
soly
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

71-hour Ahmed
02-26-2003, 18:37
who was

Teutonic Knight
02-26-2003, 18:38
drin-

Lord Of Storms
02-26-2003, 18:42
king..http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Blackstuff.gifhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Lager%20Louts.gif

_Martyr_
02-26-2003, 18:43
brine

(sorry couldnt think of anything else) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/frown.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

71-hour Ahmed
02-26-2003, 18:45
and eating a p-

Teutonic Knight
02-26-2003, 18:50
rostate

(ewww)

71-hour Ahmed
02-26-2003, 19:36
-d monkey nut

(not much better if you think dirty)

Teutonic Knight
02-26-2003, 19:49
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww................ http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

Postino
02-26-2003, 20:17
but with salt they

71-hour Ahmed
02-26-2003, 20:20
tasted kinda like...

(I'm not going to say it myself, someelse can)

Exile
02-26-2003, 20:26
chicken, but

Demon of Light
02-26-2003, 20:43
. God again appeared

Dramicus
02-26-2003, 21:44
and licked Soly's




(*maniacal laughter* http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

Teutonic Knight
02-26-2003, 21:46
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif

Dramicus
02-26-2003, 21:49
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

Teutonic Knight
02-26-2003, 21:59
smokin' shocked, freaked out smilie....

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Dramicus
02-26-2003, 22:01
now whos gonna continue the story?..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

Teutonic Knight
02-26-2003, 22:10
Quote[/b] (Dramicus @ Feb. 26 2003,15:01)]now whos gonna continue the story?..... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
umm.....you fool

hurry up before it gets closed

start anew hury

Kongamato
02-26-2003, 22:11
http://www.meanwhilestudios.com/meanlogo.JPG

Dramicus
02-26-2003, 22:32
a PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

_Martyr_
02-27-2003, 00:14
from outer Mongolia

Teutonic Knight
02-27-2003, 00:43
riding on a Mongolian war-pony

Kongamato
02-27-2003, 02:18
came to a halt when

Lord Of Storms
02-27-2003, 02:26
Soly got stuck in...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Stuck%20in%20Ice.gif

Kongamato
02-27-2003, 03:59
http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Soda%20Cork/Cuba.JPG

Sigurd
02-27-2003, 04:04
. The Vikings

Kongamato
02-27-2003, 04:15
lived in

Teutonic Knight
02-27-2003, 04:18
Quote[/b] (Kongamato @ Feb. 26 2003,21:15)]living in
The Sea of Japan

Alrowan
02-27-2003, 04:19
cuba

Gaius Julius
02-27-2003, 04:37
for a short while

Lord Of Storms
02-27-2003, 06:18
They pillaged...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Viking.gif

Brutal DLX
02-27-2003, 13:29
a lot of deep sea rum factories

Swoosh So
02-27-2003, 13:38
gah

Alrowan
02-27-2003, 13:50
smelling like

Teutonic Knight
02-27-2003, 15:49
the gas of a thousands farts

Lord Of Storms
02-27-2003, 20:02
and hacked up a chicken... http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Puke%20Chicken.gif

_Martyr_
02-27-2003, 20:34
farmer

Demon of Light
02-27-2003, 20:42
. Whereupon the Lord God

Postino
02-27-2003, 21:10
smote them with implements of


{i love that word: smote...and smite too for that matter}

Lord Of Storms
02-27-2003, 21:14
The fleas of a thousand camels...http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/other/11doh.gif

_Martyr_
02-27-2003, 21:27
behinds

Teutonic Knight
02-27-2003, 21:50
and as if

Dramicus
02-27-2003, 22:32
*booming voice*

A GIANT FLAMING CHIMP

Demon of Light
02-27-2003, 22:36
weren't enough, He further

Sigurd
02-27-2003, 23:42
smote http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Negative
02-27-2003, 23:47
all ferrets with his middle finger.

_Martyr_
02-28-2003, 00:13
Queen Victoria

Kongamato
02-28-2003, 01:12
, http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Soda%20Cork2/Wake%20Up.jpg

Whitey
02-28-2003, 01:42
with a bang

_Martyr_
02-28-2003, 01:44
because

Whitey
02-28-2003, 01:47
its Christmas

Lord Of Storms
02-28-2003, 02:30
In Lala Landhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/other/11doh.gif

Kongamato
02-28-2003, 04:13
Where the parking

Gaius Julius
02-28-2003, 05:30
is free

Kongamato
02-28-2003, 05:31
And I wont forget

Lord Of Storms
02-28-2003, 05:37
The whip...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Bondage.gif

Gaius Julius
02-28-2003, 06:12
and the chains

Kongamato
02-28-2003, 06:41
which is also free but the leather outfits are...

Lord Of Storms
02-28-2003, 07:32
Lame...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Lame.gif

Kongamato
02-28-2003, 07:41
because

bosdur
02-28-2003, 09:14
it has "howl" written in it.

Sigurd
02-28-2003, 09:29
Spiderman http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Brutal DLX
02-28-2003, 12:52
swung by and

MonkeyMan
02-28-2003, 12:57
dropped

Alrowan
02-28-2003, 15:34
an axe

LittleGrizzly
02-28-2003, 15:37
on a pedestrains ....

MonkeyMan
02-28-2003, 15:55
pet

Sigurd
02-28-2003, 15:57
Gorilla

Lord Of Storms
02-28-2003, 17:41
That humpedhttp://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/sex2.gif

Postino
02-28-2003, 18:28
me.

_Martyr_
02-28-2003, 18:41
Even though

Lord Of Storms
02-28-2003, 18:47
your butt uglyhttp://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/bootyshake.gif

Demon of Light
02-28-2003, 20:35
His work with

Demon of Light
02-28-2003, 20:36
the perverse gorilla done,

Demon of Light
02-28-2003, 20:36
Spiderman

Big King Sanctaphrax
02-28-2003, 22:39
Launched

Big King Sanctaphrax
02-28-2003, 22:40
ICBM's

solypsist
02-28-2003, 22:54
here (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html)

bosdur
03-01-2003, 00:12
Wonder Woman http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif.

Lord Of Storms
03-01-2003, 00:18
http://www.rocketsky.net/~mysmilies/ups/kamikaze/smilie_spiderman.gifhmmm me spidey sense is a tinglin

Kongamato
03-01-2003, 00:54
Next thing you know

Big King Sanctaphrax
03-01-2003, 01:03
An articulated lorry

_Martyr_
03-01-2003, 02:18
that was parked


(this must be the longest thread ever http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

chilliwilli
03-01-2003, 02:30
under a

LittleGrizzly
03-01-2003, 03:12
authentic sixtenth century monastery

Xicote
03-01-2003, 03:14
and was praying for a...

Sigurd
03-01-2003, 03:21
new thesaurus

MonkeyMan
03-01-2003, 03:53
ahem including the number 500

MonkeyMan
03-01-2003, 03:55
which defined the number 501 as the elixir of the gods. which was often known to be consumed by...

Kongamato
03-01-2003, 04:44
the gods

Gaius Julius
03-01-2003, 04:47
not mortals

Lord Of Storms
03-01-2003, 05:23
Fart in your general direction...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Southpark.gif

Sigurd
03-01-2003, 05:26
which makes your Paisley tie

Lord Of Storms
03-01-2003, 05:30
Heavy enough to knock you over...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Thud.gif

Gaius Julius
03-01-2003, 05:34
on to the floor

Gaius Julius
03-01-2003, 05:43
that's filthy

Lord Of Storms
03-01-2003, 06:15
and full of spiders....http://mindscraps.com/s/games/ultima/MON12.GIF

Alrowan
03-01-2003, 06:59
and spam (somone complie this eh.. LOL)

Gaius Julius
03-01-2003, 07:09
cakes

Lord Of Storms
03-01-2003, 07:12
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/nichtani_1/spam1.gifwith Pickled possum feet...

Gaius Julius
03-01-2003, 07:25
side order of fries

Dramicus
03-01-2003, 07:47
yum, cheese doughnut....

Postino
03-01-2003, 08:04
and some of those little mints you find at weddings.

Sigurd
03-01-2003, 09:11
Back in Europe

Postino
03-01-2003, 09:19
thousands of pot-heads

Lord Of Storms
03-01-2003, 09:31
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/bongsmi.gifhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/glasses/rasta.gifLight the largest...

LittleGrizzly
03-01-2003, 09:34
bong which covers from end of poland to hungary

chilliwilli
03-01-2003, 15:37
and get so stoned that

Alrowan
03-01-2003, 16:01
the spam that they were eating for munchies

Sigurd
03-01-2003, 16:32
seemed

Lord Of Storms
03-01-2003, 17:18
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Lager%20Louts.gifto make them sing...

_Martyr_
03-01-2003, 19:01
with clear and resounding voices

Big King Sanctaphrax
03-01-2003, 20:37
'Ride of the Valkries' by Wagner.

_Martyr_
03-01-2003, 20:41
My new avatar should be ...



(this is my 500th post, I would like to dedicate it to the history essay I should be doing right now http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif)

Leet Eriksson
03-01-2003, 20:41
then...

Big King Sanctaphrax
03-01-2003, 20:42
Pope Jude VI

Big King Sanctaphrax
03-01-2003, 20:42
Exploded

bosdur
03-01-2003, 20:46
and became Laetitia Casta http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif .

Big King Sanctaphrax
03-01-2003, 20:53
His remains

Big King Sanctaphrax
03-01-2003, 20:54
were turned into commemerative necklaces for my hundredth post.

Postino
03-01-2003, 21:13
Down by the seaside

Big King Sanctaphrax
03-01-2003, 21:17
Where the waves rolled.

Leet Eriksson
03-01-2003, 21:19
and washed away his remains..

Kongamato
03-01-2003, 23:18
and then

Sigurd
03-02-2003, 00:17
a great blue whale

Kongamato
03-02-2003, 00:21
said

james
03-02-2003, 00:44
Give me a bottle of cider.

Postino
03-02-2003, 00:47
and a cheese burger for jonas...

bosdur
03-02-2003, 01:07
Or Else...

andy119
03-02-2003, 02:35
Ill cut off ur...

Teutonic Knight
03-02-2003, 02:37
*(censored)*

andy119
03-02-2003, 02:40
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif and then the cider and burger appared from

chilliwilli
03-02-2003, 02:54
the great beyond http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif.

andy119
03-02-2003, 02:58
from the bottle of cider jumped out a

chilliwilli
03-02-2003, 03:00
grotesque

andy119
03-02-2003, 03:02
Jock http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

Dramicus
03-02-2003, 03:14
which

andy119
03-02-2003, 03:20
cracked

Dramicus
03-02-2003, 03:25
open

andy119
03-02-2003, 03:29
a

Kongamato
03-02-2003, 03:57
rift in the

Lord Of Storms
03-02-2003, 04:04
Space time continuum...http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/games/diablo/DMAGE.GIF

Gaius Julius
03-02-2003, 04:36
to reveal

Kongamato
03-02-2003, 04:47
Spam

Gaius Julius
03-02-2003, 05:22
surprise

Lord Of Storms
03-02-2003, 05:31
Then a charging moose...http://www.gifs.net/animate/moose.gif

Alrowan
03-02-2003, 05:36
named

Postino
03-02-2003, 06:44
rocky http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif

Kongamato
03-02-2003, 06:54
charged from the rift...

andy119
03-02-2003, 13:29
and proclaimed

Lord Of Storms
03-02-2003, 14:00
I have gas...http://www.gifs.net/animate/flamet.gif

Sigurd
03-02-2003, 14:28
Before anyone could

Big King Sanctaphrax
03-02-2003, 15:26
Disarm him.

dragonchi
03-02-2003, 16:02
postman

baz
03-02-2003, 16:31
knocks

Sigurd
03-02-2003, 18:09
up

Lord Of Storms
03-02-2003, 18:11
Betty Boop http://www.gifs.net/animate/booper.gif

andy119
03-02-2003, 18:39
who poked a