1 Word Story

[Kaiser of Arabia]

And became a bloody scotchman

[Leet Eriksson]

and drank alot of scotch whiskey until he

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

pickled

[JAG]

his pants

[son of spam]

in a large toilet

[JAG]

. The toilet spoke

[Demon of Light]

and said


(BKS is up only 10 posts. Prepare to coronate the new Prince of Spam)

[Leet Eriksson]

JAG

[Snowhobbit]

you must

[Leet Eriksson]

stop this

[Snowhobbit]

madness

[Leet Eriksson]

stop killing the poor

[Snowhobbit]

monkeys

[Leet Eriksson]

becuase the monkeys will..

[Snowhobbit]

destroy the republicans

[BDC]

in return for a long, hard

[Snowhobbit]

banana

[VikingHorde]

and two big

[son of spam]

lumps

[Snowhobbit]

of

[Leet Eriksson]

oranges

[The Wizard]

in the tropicana

[Snowhobbit]

grapefruit

[The Wizard]

. it is time

[Leet Eriksson]

for The Wizard

[The Wizard]

to

[octavian]

talk about KFC

[Leet Eriksson]

and their war against

[Snowhobbit]

tomatoes

[octavian]

using

[Snowhobbit]

chickens

[JAG]

and eggs

[octavian]

as well as mustard

[Snowhobbit]

so they

[octavian]

launched their war against tomatoes

[Tricky Lady]

without

[Leet Eriksson]

consent from

[VikingHorde]

the pope http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Snowhobbit]

or the UN

[JAG]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-dizzy2.gif Went the world

[Snowhobbit]

and some aliens

[octavian]

as well

[Snowhobbit]

as

[octavian]

the mass murder of tomatoes began

[Axeknight]

Unfortunately for KFC,

[JAG]

they blinked and missed it

[Snowhobbit]

instead hitting

[octavian]

the

[Axeknight]

Colonel

[Snowhobbit]

himself

[Leet Eriksson]

the colonel in retaliation

[Snowhobbit]

attacked his army

[The Wizard]

made up of

[Snowhobbit]

Ja rule

[Tricky Lady]

and Khadafi, who

[Snowhobbit]

attacked

[octavian]

the UN offices

[Snowhobbit]

in

[octavian]

saudi arabia

[Snowhobbit]

the US

[octavian]

in retaliation

[Snowhobbit]

nuked

[octavian]

the pacific ocean
(i think u and i by ourselves could keep this thread alive snowhobbit)

[Snowhobbit]

they retaliated by (sure we can)

[Leet Eriksson]

by going M.A.D

[Tricky Lady]

and sending swarms of

[Sjakihata]

dying shrimps into the

[The Wizard]

mouths of

[Snowhobbit]

some donkeys

[Malcolm Big Head]

in

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

siberia

[Malcolm Big Head]

One donkey

[Snowhobbit]

died

[Tricky Lady]

in agony, while

[Snowhobbit]

the others

[Tricky Lady]

decided

[Sjakihata]

to retaliate against the shrimps by

[Snowhobbit]

eating them

[octavian]

with a sauce made of

[Sjakihata]

fish and chocolate

[BDC]

and the ground up bones of an extinct race of pygmy shrimps

[The Wizard]

called the

[Sjakihata]

Flussy Orangutang

[octavian]

which is native to

[Demon of Light]

the San Diego Zoo

[JAG]

. Blah, blah, blah said the

[octavian]

evil liberal http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Demon of Light]

this made sense to the masses and

[LittleGrizzly]

they striked

[Demon of Light]

or struck

[Tricky Lady]

(not caring for

[Demon of Light]

who or what

[Axeknight]

grammar was, and deciding it capitalist and evil)

[Demon of Light]

to be doing nefarious plots

[The Wizard]

with lots of complicated words such as

[Malcolm Big Head]

nefarious and

[The Wizard]

zeeky boogy doog

[octavian]

which when translated means

[John86]

"Pineapples:a way of life"









(1 more post and we have 9100)

[Snowhobbit]

so they (is this what happens when I leave? the thread is bumped away, shame on you)

[Tricky Lady]

happily joined

[The Wizard]

happy happenings

[Tricky Lady]

but forgot to

[The Wizard]

go to the club(s)

[Tricky Lady]

(boringly known as

[Axeknight]

club for those who are sick of clubs for those who are sick of clubs about being sick of clubs)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

locked

[The Wizard]

"spam," said

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

A. Saturnus

[makkyo]

who was thinking of un-processed meat at the time.

[The Wizard]

Yum yum

[octavian]

said

[Snowhobbit]

an ape

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

stole

[BDC]

n from a zoo.

[octavian]

. now this ape had a very interesting history, while he was growing up

[Axeknight]

he was Tarzan's half-brother,

[octavian]

however, when the white men took him away, he denied any relation to tarzan

(last long post, i promise, maybe)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and demanded international

[Axeknight]

legal aid and voting rights.

[John86]

sadly he was friends with

[Axeknight]

some lefty lawyers, and got them.

[John86]

Also, his favorite christmas present was:

[Somebody Else]

Jungle Jane (batteries sold separately)

[John86]

and a "bag of 100 fluffy puff malloween marshmellows"
malloween marshmellows (http://www.homestarrunner.com/malloween.html)

[VikingHorde]

with a picture of Bush

[The Wizard]

as a taster of the new playgirl for politically active women

[octavian]

. who cares said

[Demon of Light]

God

[The Wizard]

to

[Somebody Else]

Lucifer

[The Wizard]

who lighted a cigar with

[Somebody Else]

a packet of lucifers

[octavian]

that were the colour of

[VikingHorde]

red

[octavian]

and

[Tricky Lady]

Black,

[Somebody Else]

black such as...

[Demon of Light]

could be expected from Lucifer

[Tricky Lady]

who foolishly

[Demon of Light]

challenged God to a duel

[Snowhobbit]

the winner

[Teutonic Knight]

Reached his 4000th post http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[Demon of Light]

(Who knew that God was a .Org member?)

[Leet Eriksson]

(who said the winner was god?)

[Snowhobbit]

the winner was infact the devil so he

[Teutonic Knight]

declared: "The Devil incarnate is among you, unsuspecting .Org members Muwahhahahahaha"

(Only BKS and I know who it is, and it's our secret)

[Tricky Lady]

. Unfortunately the Devil

[octavian]

revealed himself to the entire org. by showing his true nature, the devil was, in fact, solypsist

[JAG]

said

[octavian]

octavian

[Malcolm Big Head]

thou

[octavian]

shalt be revealed forever more

[Malcolm Big Head]

as

[octavian]

Lucifer

[Demon of Light]

(In accordance with a rule started about 300 pages ago, Demon of Light shoots Octavian for saying Solypsist)

[octavian]

octavian, quite offended at being shot, returns as a zombie and

[Demon of Light]

is shot again.

[Leet Eriksson]

but he rises again as a skeleton and

[Snowhobbit]

is nuked to oblivion

[VikingHorde]

by the contry called

[JAG]

America

[Malcolm Big Head]

after

[makkyo]

my bus driver fell asleep at the head of the wheel with a bus load of children

[JAG]

OH NOES1 (http://www.ohnoes.org/)

[makkyo]

Makkyo then laughs

[JAG]

And chokes

[octavian]

on a pretzel

[Demon of Light]

all covered in cheese

[Axeknight]

and chive. So then,

[Demon of Light]

after

[Axeknight]

all that zombie-related excitement,

[Demon of Light]

everyone

[The Wizard]

went to KFC

[Demon of Light]

which recently

[The Wizard]

bought BK

[Demon of Light]

(BK?)

[The Wizard]

(Burger King)

[Demon of Light]

thus stealing

[Snowhobbit]

a recipe

[JAG]

for

[LittleGrizzly]

A...

[JAG]

big

[LittleGrizzly]

unhealthy

[JAG]

uber big, mumbo jumbo, magnificiently sized

[LittleGrizzly]

carrot

[JAG]

Yum, Yum said

[LittleGrizzly]

the hyperactive bunny

[Demon of Light]

as

[Leet Eriksson]

he

[Demon of Light]

picked

[Snowhobbit]

on a

[Tricky Lady]

shallow

[Snowhobbit]

sissy girl

[Tricky Lady]

, not paying attention

[Snowhobbit]

to the road

[Shahed]

the sissy girl

[Snowhobbit]

was

[Shahed]

deeply

[Snowhobbit]

upset

[Shahed]

because she was

[Snowhobbit]

so stupid

[Shahed]

that she

[Snowhobbit]

ran herself over

[Shahed]

but survived

[Snowhobbit]

unlikely

[Tricky Lady]

her smart

[The Wizard]

poodle called

[octavian]

bertho

[VikingHorde]

the great

[octavian]

poodle of doom

[Snowhobbit]

who had

[The Wizard]

big cajones

[octavian]

along with really small

[Leet Eriksson]

almost non-existant

[octavian]

microscopically small

[JAG]

things.

[octavian]

from then on

[JAG]

things

[octavian]

like JAG

[mercian billman]

started

[The_678]

to beleive that

[TheSilverKnight]

cheese (HOORAY 1200 POSTS)

[Shahed]

was divine

[TheSilverKnight]

and it is

[Demon of Light]

It really, really is

[octavian]

really honest to goodness is

[Snowhobbit]

not

[Tricky Lady]

very

[octavian]

suprising

[Tricky Lady]

that he

[Snowhobbit]

was indeed

[Tricky Lady]

not caring for

[Snowhobbit]

anyone

[Tricky Lady]

. As he

[octavian]

was a girl

[Leet Eriksson]

who was pretty cut in his sisters clothes...

[son of spam]

so eric was half a bee

[Snowhobbit]

and a bit more

[JAG]

Bumble

[Snowhobbit]

than the average

[JAG]

Bee

[Snowhobbit]

So he

[JAG]

Had to flee

[Snowhobbit]

to another place called

[JAG]

lala land.

[Tricky Lady]

Eric joined

[JAG]

the

[Tricky Lady]

nutty

[YAKOBU]

professor http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-party2.gif