1 Word Story [Archive] - Page 5

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:34

red and tender

(rooster the order is sinan andy me u then sinan again tell us if ur in)

Shahed

03-13-2003, 20:36

the Beckam bender

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:37

like a tube of

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:37

soft juicy

bosdur

03-13-2003, 20:38

tofu..

Shahed

03-13-2003, 20:39

Dijon mustard

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:39

sandwhich

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:40

all day until

Shahed

03-13-2003, 20:41

Ale time

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:42

when he drinks too much and belches the

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:43

contents of

Shahed

03-13-2003, 20:43

goodness

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:44

Shahed

03-13-2003, 20:44

kenchi latrine

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:45

last filled by

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:46

andy and Mo

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:46

sitting together because

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:47

the other latrine is blocked

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:48

by the

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:49

remnents of what sko left behind after he ate a

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:50

hairy hunk of

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:50

Hourse meat

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:51

which he bought at

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:52

the

Shahed

03-13-2003, 20:53

Parfumerie

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:54

which he thought was slightly strange because

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:54

the tiny man inside

Dramicus

03-13-2003, 20:56

had a

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:56

a large

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:56

growth of

Shahed

03-13-2003, 20:56

green tooth

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:57

which means ghe cant

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:57

get any

Shahed

03-13-2003, 20:58

wasabi

Dramicus

03-13-2003, 20:58

holy shit you guys are spaming like theres no tomorow... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

andy119

03-13-2003, 20:59

to stop the itch on his

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 20:59

lower

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:00

gum

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:01

which was badly

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:02

infected by

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:02

Windows OS

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:03

which got the virus from

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:04

a female OS

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:05

was so pretty he

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:06

connect to her via a lan

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:06

hooked up by

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:06

pleasure

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:08

and lots

Dramicus

03-13-2003, 21:08

comon guys... soon it will have been 100 posts in less then 10 mins... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:08

of hot

(yeah but thats only like 30 per person http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif)

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:12

lust for

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:13

extra

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:14

large computer booty

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:14

bellylicious from Dubai

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:15

programmed to

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:16

get freaky

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:16

when the club rox to the beat of Arabian rythms

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:18

and the gurls get down

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:18

and cover themselves with

NagatsukaShumi

03-13-2003, 21:19

Andy, your banned.

Dramicus

03-13-2003, 21:19

holy sht lol, this thread is gonna hit 5k in no time...

maybe the mods should sticky this?

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:21

champagne after they stickied Dramicus

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:23

to a

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:23

board in

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:24

the middle of the dance floor and they

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:25

poked

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:26

his tummy which made him

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:26

squeal

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:27

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:27

a lil

Dramicus

03-13-2003, 21:27

a spunge

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:28

that andy sleeps with

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:29

but in the bottom of his heart he felt

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:29

horny http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:30

funny

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:30

lol welcome Bos http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:30

so horny that his mom

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:31

asked the belly dancers to spank him

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:31

with

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:32

With a 1 meter long polish sausage

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:32

Quote[/b] (SeljukSinan @ Mar. 13 2003,09:30)]lol welcome Bos http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
*Rock and Roll and ready to whore http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif*

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:32

but the gurls loved him so much they could'nt be so harsh

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:33

BOS msn = katsujin_ken@hotmail.com

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:34

Mom & Mithrandir got angry of the girls' indecisiveness....

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:34

so they relented for a while to give him a

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:35

hershey's kiss

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:36

on the

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:38

cheek

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:41

of his

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:42

donkey

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:42

flabby

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:43

ear

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:44

covered in

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:45

but Blair thought

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:46

yummy strawberry cream dip .

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:46

procured from

Shahed

03-13-2003, 21:47

Haagen Daz

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:48

a monkeys anus

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:49

Got an enema.....

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:49

from eating (yes eating) too much

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:50

curry http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:50

that contains

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:51

roasted

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:51

nuts

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:52

poisoned with

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:53

sea men sailing from

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:54

apollo

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:55

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:56

no 12 u wench

andy119

03-13-2003, 21:57

which failed to reach its

bosdur

03-13-2003, 21:57

proper destination.

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 21:58

because its men had the inclination

andy119

03-13-2003, 22:00

that their cook was a kenchi in disguise http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

Skomatth

03-13-2003, 22:09

because his sushi

Dramicus

03-13-2003, 22:23

was poisened

Shahed

03-13-2003, 22:37

with enthusiasm

andy119

03-14-2003, 00:04

and spam http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

_Martyr_

03-14-2003, 00:25

. Either jimmy didnt see...

(how long will this madness go on for, this is the longest thread in the history of the world )

Marco

03-14-2003, 00:31

lol were you guys bored at work?

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 03:04

the giant grey shape

LittleGrizzly

03-14-2003, 03:35

or it was bobby in a costume but...

Alrowan

03-14-2003, 05:49

it smelt like

Sigurd

03-14-2003, 06:11

the inside of a Kentaur

bosdur

03-14-2003, 06:32

marinated and roasted with

Elwe

03-14-2003, 07:22

the

Sigurd

03-14-2003, 07:27

red stuff that comes out of a jar(I don’t know what it is called…).

Elwe

03-14-2003, 07:36

The

Lord Of Storms

03-14-2003, 12:36

Gas of a thousand fartshttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Fart.gifhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Fart.gifhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Fart.gifhttp://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Fart.gif

Marco

03-14-2003, 13:07

,a million garlic breaths and

Brutal DLX

03-14-2003, 13:22

Elmo, who

Lord Of Storms

03-14-2003, 13:26

peed...http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/cwm/cwm/piss.gif

MonkeyMan

03-14-2003, 13:31

Suddenly everyone on the good ship SPAMMER realised they had inadvertantly arrived at the mythalogical land of Spamlantia. Getting off to investigate...

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 15:59

the suspicious

Postino

03-14-2003, 16:46

master spamjammer, of world reknown, ICE SPAM suddenly

LittleGrizzly

03-14-2003, 17:08

told all the world to

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 18:09

get...

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 19:57

kebabs.

andy119

03-14-2003, 19:57

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 19:58

The smelly kebabs...

andy119

03-14-2003, 19:59

were covered in spicy

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 19:59

volcano sauce

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:00

gathered from

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:01

the unfathomable depths of

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:02

skos kitchen

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:02

where the famous chef was

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:03

wearin his french maid outfit

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:04

and being spanked by

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:05

man called Muneyoshi

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:05

tho surprisly Mune is a

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:06

green

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:06

dinosaur who's friends with

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:07

barney

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:07

who's gonna be killed by

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:07

A floating

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:08

monkey armed with

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:09

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:09

watermelon

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:10

which has the magical powere of

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:10

impregnating

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:11

Muneyoshis's

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:11

pet...

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:12

dragon

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:12

kept in Mune's

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:13

Mothers

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:13

closet along with

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:13

His dads stash of

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:14

kinky kenchikuka..

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:15

cook books made by

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:15

sko's predecesor..

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:16

Tera whos now

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:17

god

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:17

chained to a

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:18

lampost with his trousers hanging around his

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:19

waist http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:20

he was being ridiculed by the

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:21

French

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:21

little green men looking

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:22

like hamburgers

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:23

with big

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:25

jelly-like

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:26

bongs

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:27

that reminded sko of the time when

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:28

he didnt play tw all day but rather

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:28

he fell over(and who is Sko?)

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:30

and bruised his lower

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:30

im sko http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif short for skomatth http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:31

downstairs bathroom

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:32

other wise known as andys latrine but what were u doin there

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:33

sko was trying to

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:35

find

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:35

the scared truth of

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:35

his dirty

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:36

bananas.

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:37

covered in

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:38

pink

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:39

and

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:40

purple

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:42

Oberjenes

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:42

slaughtering

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:43

helpless

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:44

bovine

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:45

babies

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:47

with

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 20:48

dominating

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:55

hippopotomi

andy119

03-14-2003, 20:57

with "freeekin lazer beems"

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 20:58

like cowboys

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 21:00

eating

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 21:02

their neighbor's pet

Kongamato

03-14-2003, 21:03

Off thread:

Can you guys get this to 2000 posts by midnight Sunday?

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:03

without cows

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:03

and lamb shanks

Negative

03-14-2003, 21:04

. The deadly ferrets

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 21:08

with a grudge against

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 21:09

EVERYBODY

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 21:10

who doesnt

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 21:10

construct

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 21:11

miniature

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 21:12

sandwiches

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:12

bazooka

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 21:16

joe gum

andy119

03-14-2003, 21:16

apple pie

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:16

chew

andy119

03-14-2003, 21:31

on a

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:34

drumstick like a

andy119

03-14-2003, 21:35

Gannit

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:35

moggog

andy119

03-14-2003, 21:36

who also likes to

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:36

hug a hoddle waggle boggel

Negative

03-14-2003, 21:36

and eat spotted dick

andy119

03-14-2003, 21:37

with

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:38

an opthmamoglog

andy119

03-14-2003, 21:39

that smells like

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:39

a recycling center klenter

andy119

03-14-2003, 21:40

which is covered in rust and

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:41

maggaolle

andy119

03-14-2003, 21:42

which is half an apple mixed wiv

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:42

carrot puree a la spammy

Skomatth

03-14-2003, 21:43

feathers of a

Big King Sanctaphrax

03-14-2003, 21:43

kestrel

Shahed

03-14-2003, 21:44

chicken a la mangue (mango)